User talk:The Fifth Horseman

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Because of an arbitration verdict, users Akule, DarkStar2374383 and AnimeSucks are not allowed to post any messages on this page.

dude your from are you from work in progress?--grassman 17:56, 16 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Aye, the very same madman. --The Fifth Horseman 14:10, 11 Jan 2006 (GMT)

I like your suggestion. Fetch me my boomstick. --Agent 24601 17:23, 21 February 2006 (GMT)

I'm going to call you as soon as I can get a signal. We have a common enemy. --otherlleft 13:14, 22 February 2006 (GMT)

Zak says he is leaving. Hopefully he sticks to his word. I don't want to change the BME policy because the mall is supposed to be a sanctuary for everyone - even jerks. --Legend X

He said that before, and returned anyway. --The Fifth Horseman 15:30, 24 February 2006 (GMT)

Added Yesterday?

It was added on June the 6th (BST), several hours ago. I know this because I logged on right before it came up. Then an hour or two later UDPATE! … yada yada. You get the picture. –Xoid STFU! 12:21, 6 June 2006 (BST)

I think I do. --The Fifth Horseman 14:09, 6 June 2006 (BST)

"...rape his corpse..." ?

Expect to get hunted down for that — most zombies don't like necrophiliacs. :-p –Xoid STFU! 15:48, 7 June 2006 (BST)

LMAO don't read your own user page often, right? (Sorry, I can't stop laughing.) Near the bottom. –Xoid STFU! 16:00, 7 June 2006 (BST)
Ah. I was just saying that "raping his corpse" is inheritly distasteful to zombies. (Although ramming a banana up grammaz azz is ok to most zombies. Or gangbanging a banana. We're weird like that.) 'twas just tryin' to be humorous. Nevermind. –Xoid STFU! 16:15, 7 June 2006 (BST)


Please do not edit other people's user pages on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, you may be banned from editing the wiki. Cyberbob  Talk  15:06, 8 June 2006 (BST)

I wanted to leave a message for that user. Since he did not have a valid user page in existence, one was needed.

As far as I am aware, this is not considered to be vandalism, since that user has already revealed his character name elsewhere: --The Fifth Horseman 17:09, 8 June 2006 (BST)

Warn cancellation

Vandal Data page. --The Fifth Horseman 14:29, 12 June 2006 (BST)

Vandal banning page

Could you please remove the srike outs on the vandal banning page, they are unnesserary and make the discussion harder to read. Or if you feel those unnesserary strike-outs should remain. Please make sure that they do not break the formatting.--Vista 12:20, 9 June 2006 (BST)

I will fix the formatting right now. The strike-outs are neccesary, since after being shown the actual document containint the updated rule, I have withdrawn my previous comments.--The Fifth Horseman 12:23, 9 June 2006 (BST)

Fixed. --The Fifth Horseman 12:25, 9 June 2006 (BST)

Misconduct Case

How's that case writeup going? You certainly are taking your time... Cyberbob  Talk  13:05, 9 June 2006 (BST)

It is going. You'll see soon enough.--The Fifth Horseman 13:57, 9 June 2006 (BST)

I await it with bated breath! Cyberbob  Talk  16:53, 9 June 2006 (BST)
*cough* Cyberbob  Talk  10:56, 12 June 2006 (BST)
I have better things to do then bickering with zealots, you know. Like checking 50+ threads under my moderation that have been posted in while I was off.
I'll wait and see Blig's reply, since it was his page the whole fuss was about. --The Fifth Horseman 14:29, 12 June 2006 (BST)

Hello there

Well I was bored and decided to do a search containing my name. I soon found out that you had been looking for me, and I didnt really know why. And then I realised you were a member of the Abandoned. I just wanted to let you know i will be making it a point to kill you evreytime I can, seeing as you were looking for Me. You shall now Find me. Happy Hunting. --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 10:52, 12 June 2006 (BST)

Dulyy noted. You're on my hitlist anyway, given you are a Neon Knight. --The Fifth Horseman 11:43, 12 June 2006 (BST)

You say that like being a Neon Knight is a bad thing. Lets say someone kills you, you take down their profile link and make sure you kill them back, right? Well, thats all we are doing. We are killing off the people that cause us pain when we die. If I had a choice, when I died i would stay dead. But I cant. Because of the evil experiments of the YRC I have the ability to Never Die for good. Now evreytime I die, I get back up and want to cause my enimies even more pain. My enemies are simple, I only kill those who kill me, or are responsible for the pain that I feel evreytime i stand back up. I kill you Abandoned folks because you are accomplices to the entire situation. Protecting the evil people responsible for all this. And then you praise them, just because they revive you. They are only trying to contain what happened, what their experiments caused. They cant contain Me. They cant contain the Neon Knights. --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 06:25, 13 June 2006 (BST)

Solution: don't get back up and stay dead.
As a side note, remember to update the kill counts on Neon Knights group page. Zaknrfama seems to take a great pride from them.

--The Fifth Horseman 13:00, 13 June 2006 (BST)

This could work yes, But there is one problem. What would i do? Play chess with myself in my mind? Im a very sore loser, i would become enraged, and eventually stand up so i can kick my own ass. Afterwards, I will add myself to my personal enemies list, and hunt myself down for a while. Although i dont know if i can aim very well when im pointing the gun at myself. No. That seems way too complicates. Id rather get back to normal. Ar as normal as possible. And to do this, the people who created the virus must die. And then we must kill all the zombies. Drag their bodys onto a large barge, and push the barge off towards the sea. (Hopefully, you will be sleeping, and i can add you to the barge as it floats away.) --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 14:36, 13 June 2006 (BST)

And what when the barge sinks, since it eventually has to? Zombie contagion all over the world. Well, at least it wouldn't be as bad as ice-9. Furthermore, you would still be carrying the contagion element (whether it's a virus or not) yourself. Would you accept death to free the world of the plague? I don't think so. --The Fifth Horseman 18:13, 13 June 2006 (BST)

If i was absolutely sure that the plague was gone, except for myself, I would kill myself. Although, there is still the one little problem of us having the ability to get right back up. Also, I must say that i like your alts name alot better then this one. And did you really have to say that i was listed as a PKer there, when you allready knew it yourself? --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 06:56, 14 June 2006 (BST)

"Alt"? Evil Ernest has been unable to get a revive for the last week, and he's my only currently active alt. --The Fifth Horseman 09:54, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Well the name was Dr Horseman, and according to my udtool, you confirmed it as your alt. --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 12:06, 14 June 2006 (BST)

"Your UDtool"? WTF? Where did you get such obviously incorrect information?--The Fifth Horseman 14:03, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Ive got my sources, and I am positive that they are correct. Oh, and by the way, i see you created another alt. "the fifth horsemen" ??? --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 14:46, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Let me guess. Your "source" is either Chezzard or Eric Wolton. Traitors and notorious liars, both.
No, I didn't create any new characters. "the fifth horsemen" is, same as "the sixth horseman", an impersonator attempting to get me onto the Resensitized zerg list.
Feel free to shoot this retard on the spot. --The Fifth Horseman 14:54, 14 June 2006 (BST)
*shoots The Fifth Horseman* Done! Cyberbob  Talk  14:57, 14 June 2006 (BST)
I meant the zerging retard who attempts to impersonate me. My actual corpse isn't going to stand up for at least next four days.--The Fifth Horseman 15:06, 14 June 2006 (BST)
OK. Sorry for the mistake. Here goes my second attempt:
*shoots The Fifth Horseman* Done! Cyberbob  Talk  15:08, 14 June 2006 (BST)

No, my source is neither of them, I havent had the pleasure of meeting them. If you really must know, my source is someone on the air waves of malton, broadcasting certain information around the city. --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 15:16, 14 June 2006 (BST)

The problem with radios is the fact that anybody can broadcast, you know. If I broadcast "Neon Knights are zergs of MOTA" does that automatically make that fact true? --The Fifth Horseman 16:54, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Well, i can asure you the information is correct, simply because of the username you have to enter to access the page im refering to. But, enough has been said already, I'll leave this matter closed from this point forward. --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 18:14, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Consistent Spelling Error

It seems that everyone around here has at least one word they fuck up consistently; Grim s' is "implimented", mine was "prooven", yours it "cathegory" (or "cathegorised"). –Xoid STFU! 13:19, 13 June 2006 (BST)

Whoops. And here I thought it was available (with more misspelled variants then I care to remember). Grumble. ;)
Will double-check from now on.
--The Fifth Horseman 13:22, 13 June 2006 (BST)
Hmm... I made a quick check and this one seems to be kind of like the "armory" and "armoury" thing.--The Fifth Horseman 13:29, 13 June 2006 (BST)
Bigot! Bigot I say! "Armoury" is the non-American way of spelling the word, not a mistake! Cyberbob  Talk  15:11, 14 June 2006 (BST)
There is no such thing as American "English". It's an oxymoron. –Xoid STFU! 15:47, 14 June 2006 (BST)
Google: 148,000 for "cathegory", 2,190,000,000 for "category" — Google doesn't differentiate between BrE and American "English". –Xoid STFU! 15:47, 14 June 2006 (BST)

Discarding a Spy.

Now that my spy has gotten what it needed, i am revealing him to you. Not to mention that since i am doing this, i can prove a few things from above.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject: Reply with quote

Horseman wrote:
Neon Knight:
Shuttlebank [38,18].

Taken care of.

Hopefully I won't be tagged as a PKer. Sad

(This was written on your forum.) This proves that Dr Horseman was infact your alt, unless you tredged all the way out there yourself. Not to mention that like i said, my udtool said he was a alt of yours. the source of my udtool is: x the username was: x and the password: x. but im sure you dont mind me posting this because i just checked it, and it seems you have changed the password. Oh well. Anyways, please dispose of my spy as i dont need him anymore. (Knae) --DarkStar2374383 Talk NK 20:21, 14 June 2006 (BST)

We put good faith in our members. I trust my people to obey the rules, and when I find out they don't, I try to fix it so they do in the future. I trust my people not to use zergs, I trust them to play honest, and I'm willing to take their word for it, as I am willing to take anybody else's word when they say the same. Why? Because this is a game, and I want people to be able to enjoy it.
It's a pity some people abuse that. Even with 5th's possible case, yours is the greatest and most pathetic abuse of trust I've seen, and it disgusts me. It's worse then anything you might have uncovered. Hope you enjoy UD, DarkStar. And I certainly hope this isn't your usual way of doing things. --Doubler 20:49, 14 June 2006 (BST)
My my. I do hope this isn't the usual way that your group operates. After all, it would contradict what you were stating over at the Cannibal Corps discussion page. Or is it simply a case of you sticking your fingers in your ears, clamping your eyes shut and chanting "I can't hear you" repeatedly? --Akule 02:14, 16 June 2006 (BST)

The Abandoned were pretty loose about zerging when I was a member. If you think that 5th is bad, you should see all the Flutergorks in Yagoton and the surrounding area. --Eric Wolton 21:02, 15 June 2006 (BST)

So do the vultures cry. And Eric, what are you talking about? --Doubler 10:51, 16 June 2006 (BST)
Ah, wait, you're talking about that what was freely discussed on our group talk page. The rule is to keep interests completely seperate. Not hard, as our presence in Millen Hills is minimal. Any 'Flutergorks' I missed? --Doubler 11:06, 16 June 2006 (BST)

Hey I just read Akule's link above..looks like Abi2 has got in on the zerging act! Guess your ways are catching up with you --Eric Wolton 19:07, 16 June 2006 (BST)

Regarding your Arbitration Case

It would probably be much more efficient to simply put the image/template in question up for Deletion rather than Arbitrating for it. – Nubis NWO 15:19, 19 June 2006 (BST)

It would not. That case was what flared up my arbitration request, BUT if you read carefully it's both about removing that stuff AND ceasing the harassment of me and The Abandoned.
While being harassed is not a new thing for me, they also harass The Abandoned, and the manner in which they do it is simply not acceptable.--The Fifth Horseman 16:25, 19 June 2006 (BST)
Didn't I say to stop posting on our wiki page? Who is harassing who? --Akule 09:20, 20 June 2006 (BST)
You are harassing me and The Abandoned. My posts on your Wiki talk page are only on the subject of you ceasing that ridiculous behavior. --The Fifth Horseman 09:43, 20 June 2006 (BST)

A Small Message

Stop whinging about that image. plzdiekthxbai Cyberbob  Talk  18:41, 19 June 2006 (BST)


It all really isn't a big deal, I mean, they took a picture that's what? The guy from that Vampire game's face crossed with maybe.. a robot, or the terminator? and tinted green? and put some text over it. It is not a big issue. If you want them gone, put them up for deletion. Don't try to limit user's ability to use the wiki, that's just hating on freedom. Really, these aren't a big deal, at all. Calm down. Amazing -Banana Bear 18:47, 19 June 2006 (BST)
Are you kidding? Horseman NEVER calms down. What you're saying is as impossible as Chuck Norris losing a fight. It's just not going to happen. Cyberbob  Talk  06:08, 20 June 2006 (BST)
Bob, you've grown ... jaded. Where is the idealist in you? If we can not dreaam impossible dreams, the terrorists have won, already. I still remember Bob, I still remember that movie where Bruce Lee beat up Chuck, I still believe in that golden age. -Banana Bear 06:15, 20 June 2006 (BST)
What? There's a movie where that happens? What is its name? Cyberbob  Talk  06:24, 20 June 2006 (BST)
Way of the Dragon you silly CyberBob, Bruce Lee, Dr. Norris, Italy, gangsters. Check it out. -Banana Bear 18:15, 20 June 2006 (BST)
Freedom has nothing to do with that, M Tek. That picture might be just that, but it was my work on that graphic that made it that way.
If they want to express their hatred of me, I have nothing against that fact. I however have A LOT against using this kind of immature trolling. --The Fifth Horseman 09:47, 20 June 2006 (BST)
Freedom, has everything to do with it. -Banana Bear 18:15, 20 June 2006 (BST)
Have you ever considered that freedom of speech is an oxymoron? Besides, I don't mind when people harass me most of the time - Akule, however, took it way too far for me to tolerate his actions. --The Fifth Horseman 09:39, 21 June 2006 (BST)
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.-Banana Bear 17:18, 21 June 2006 (BST)

Deletion Request

You might want to move your deletion request from Moderation/Deletions to Moderation/Speedy Deletions. --Brizth mod T W! 10:34, 20 June 2006 (BST)


Don't modify the moderation templates. There are some technical reasons for them being done so. --Brizth mod T W! 11:06, 20 June 2006 (BST)

I was unaware that they were made this way on purpose. Reverted my edits. Apologies. --The Fifth Horseman 11:10, 20 June 2006 (BST)
No problem. The moderation templates are normally used with {{subst:}} thing, which causes all text on the page to be copied. Including template categorializations. --Brizth mod T W! 11:18, 20 June 2006 (BST)


The ruling is in.Xoid STFU! 17:57, 24 June 2006 (BST)

I consider the ruling satisfactory.--The Fifth Horseman 15:07, 26 June 2006 (BST)
Thank you. I read through over 300 revisions before I came to my conclusions. (I'm thorough, if anything.)
On a related note; thanks for the reminder. A minor request though: unless you are linking to diff comparisions, or older revisions, could you please use regular links in the future? –Xoid STFU! 15:50, 26 June 2006 (BST)
Ok, will do. --The Fifth Horseman 15:58, 26 June 2006 (BST)

Those templates

Word of warning: creating those {{Forbidden}} templates comes dangerously close to being in bad faith. You worded and presented them in such a way as to only create more tension between users on the wiki. Instead, you should have made a template with "There are special circumstances surrounding this page due to an arbitration ruling. You may see the ruling here." Gets the message across without being too aggressive. Cyberbob  Talk  11:14, 27 June 2006 (BST)

I intended these templates for common use. As such, they can be both used to make a point of an Arbitration verdict and requesting given person(s) to get the hell out of a particular Talk page.
I'll try to reword them a bit.--The Fifth Horseman 11:20, 27 June 2006 (BST)
…the rewording is more subtle. By only the tiniest of magins. It still cannot be used as a generic system message, due to both how specific it is, how it is worded, and how confrontational it seems. –Xoid STFU! 11:35, 27 June 2006 (BST)
Better now?--The Fifth Horseman 11:49, 27 June 2006 (BST)

And frankly, the templates reek of self-righteousness. Which isn't going to win you any friends. Or earn you any respect. Cyberbob  Talk  11:22, 27 June 2006 (BST)

If it eases your mind, I have nothing against them being used with my person as the subject. Actually, that was what I created them in mind for. Vide User_talk:DarkStar2374383, where I actually got the idea.
And yes, I am self-righteous. You can sue me. --The Fifth Horseman 11:37, 27 June 2006 (BST)

you can see a potentially humorous use of that template on my user page--GageASS 20:32, 27 June 2006 (BST)

Nice one. --The Fifth Horseman 09:36, 28 June 2006 (BST)

Format to M/VB Note

Please put the most recent vandal-information in new reports instead of reviving old cases: these are ment to be history/archives and should only serve as precidents that you link to inside the new vandal-case itself as evidence of prior bad-faith. Thankyou. --Karlsbad 03:43, 20 July 2006 (BST)

In this case, it concerned the same person and was practically an extension of the earlier case. The discussion on the subject has not been archived yet.--The Fifth Horseman 11:48, 20 July 2006 (BST)


Please do not vandalise this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, you may be banned from editing the wiki. Cyberbob  Talk  14:40, 8 September 2006 (BST)

5th, Wikidrama is boring. I heard also it causes cancer. Please, don't make more. I know the CC page contains erroneous information, but it's their page. Count to ten (or maybe just five!) and move on. I really don't care what Darkstar or Anime Sucks thinks of The Abandoned, and neither should you. --AlanSharkey 04:21, 10 September 2006 (BST)
We're leaving the information that you removed of Akule's off of the main page, but I must ask that you refrain from making any further changes to our page. If you object to something on our group's page, please feel free to communicate with me on my talk page and let me know. Thank you. --Ahote 07:57, 11 September 2006 (BST)


You have been banned from editing this wiki for one day for violating that Arbitration warning. Cyberbob  Talk  07:49, 11 September 2006 (BST)

I didn't know...

That you could dance! Cyberbob  Talk  03:03, 18 September 2006 (BST)

In fact, I cannot.
Apparently however, your friend "The Sixth Horseman" can. --The Fifth Horseman 14:55, 18 September 2006 (BST)