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Home PKO Official Rules Official Standings PKOC Page Events Schedule Forum The 2008 Inaugural Player Killer Olympiad Particiapting Organizations Red_Rum Kill Deus257 Philosophe Knights Creedy Gorilla Raiders Silly Lilly Pilly DORIS Columbine Kids Flowers of Disease Flat Earth Society Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia Folie a Famille BrainRot Rum Late Night TV Crue PKOC -List user links here Individual Events 24 Hour Sprint Marathon Biathalon Long Jump Dead Lift Fencing Pole Vault Shot Put Boxing -Decap-a-lon Team Events Leap Frog Hockey Baseball Welcome to Malton's First Player Killer Olympic Games! The Player Killer community of Malton has raised the act of homocide to an art form such as humanity has never seen in its history. Let us no longer be deprived of sport by virtue of quarantine and the presence of the fetid undead. This September, the Player Killer community will gather in diabolical competition to learn who among our number are the best of the best at executing execution. Across the city, over a multitude of organized events, Malton's Player Killers will have the opportunity to prove their mettle in the homicidal arts, and many, many innocent residents of the city will perish for our sport. Join your fellow psychopathic athletes in a quest for citywide recognition as one of the greatest at what you do - assassinating the cringing cattle that cowers in fear of the rotten hordes. Demonstrate yet again that in the face of our unpleasant infestation, that something beautiful can be created through destruction. Opening Ceremonies Soon, at a location to be announced later, Player Killers from all corners of Malton will congregate to kick off these august proceedings. A spectacular extravaganza is planned, sure to entertain one and all. Stay tuned to this space for more information and details. How do I Join the Competition? Each week, a certain number of events will be announced, with accompanying parameters for each event. Choose the event(s) in which you wish to compete Equip and prepare yourself for the competition. Perform the tasks required for the event – e.g. Kill people. Take the required screen shots of you performing the event Submit the screen shots to the PKOC for evaluation Await your rank based on all submission Accept medal if appropriate. Individual events will take place within specific windows of time. During the time window, you will need to decide which events you care to participate in, and equip yourself appropriately. The windows will be devised in hopes that the largest possible number of people will have the ability to perform to their highest potential, given adequate time to prepare and execute a submission for medals. Team events will take place at scheduled times, determined to work best for the majority of players. A team that does not show up to a scheduled team event with the required number of players, will forfeit that game. Who is running the Games? The idea came from Malton's largest Player Killer group, Red Rum, but input shall be solicited for a specified duration prior to the games from the entire player killer community, and nominees from groups will be selected to serve as member of the Player Killer Olympic Committee (PKOC), who will serve as arbiters of all rules, and judges of all events. Watch this space for more details. Is this another DEM Pancake? No. It's a fun idea, it's been carefully planned, and you should hush up and join the fun. The rules have been designed to allow the greatest flexibility possible, and should result in a staggering body count across Malton for the duration of the Games.