Tentative Schedule
Opening Ceremonies
Location TBD
- The Quartly Study Group will be invited to recite meaningful passages about sport and murder
- The DEM will be serving syrup and pancakes to the first 25 survivors in attendance
- The Militant Order of Barhah will arrive to provide janitorial services.
- WPKU will cover the proceedings.
- The Olympics will start the next day.
Week One
- 24-Hour Sprint
- Marathon
- Baseball
Week Two
- 24-Hour Sprint
- Marathon
- Baseball
- Biathalon
- Dead Lift
- Hockey
Week Three
- Biathalon
- Dead Lift
- Hockey
- Long Jump
- Fencing
- Leap Frog
Week Four
- Long Jump
- Fencing
- Leap Frog
- Pole Vault
- Shot put
- Boxing
- Cricket
Week Five
- Pole Vault
- Shot put
- Boxing
- Cricket
Closing Ceremonies
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