Talk:Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 2/Radio

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DanceDanceRevolution

1. Our records show you won the first Manhunt hosted by Axe Hack. How did you manage to pull off the win?

   I think it was just because I had the most experience in manhunts than anyone else, hence why myself and Nallan came 1st and 2nd, respectively. We've been developing that 'manhunt instinct' back since 2007's first Manhunt and I think it's rewarded us well. Still, now there are some more vets in the new hunt, I can see a much more fierce competition emerging. Who knows who will take the new crown? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:00, 17 May 2009 (BST)

2. Since you are the organizer of (almost) every Malton Manhunt event, and our sources indicate that AHMH2 was not originally begun by Axe Hack, himself, but rather you, we just have to ask. Why did you decide to bring forth a sequel to AHMH1?

   Let's just say that I love bringing the community together. To kill each other... Alot. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:44, 17 May 2009 (BST)

3. Well, then, why didn't you name AHMH2 DDR's Manhunt?

   What a MOUTHFUL!! No wonder you didn't organize them!! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 14:17, 17 May 2009 (BST)

4. OK, well, moving on. We're hearing rumors that Axe Hack is gonna name you as his co-host, since bringing AHMH back was your idea. Can you confirm this?

   Well, I love my own voice, and Madonna tells me that's a good thing... So how could I turn up such an opportunity to be a co-host for this awesome Manhunt Radio Event? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:08, 18 May 2009 (BST)

5. Not the radio show. What I meant was the co-host of AHMH2. But don't worry! You'll still hear your own voice on the radio. This interview, is in fact, just a prerecording. But if you had the chance, would you be the co-host of this radio show with our very own DJSpinbad?

   Absolutely, I'll go for anything that could get me more involved and help the manhunt along. I'm the oldest child in my family, and my dear old mother always said my little brother was better than me at everything... So I guess I am naturally a co-host sort of guy. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:12, 19 May 2009 (BST)

6. One more question before we wrap this up. I'm sure you heard some of the contestants saying they are awesome. What do you have to say to that?

   Well, the manhunt is a gathering of awesome people. I guess that'll be the best part about it, to see who is the most awesome. Since I've won every manhunt so far, well, to be honest, I'm sort of hoping to lose. I want to see the awesomeness overflow me. I want to be suffocated by the awesomeness. I want to be penetrated by the awesomeness. I'm looking at you, MR K1LLER. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:10, 21 May 2009 (BST)

Engel

1. Why did a PKer like you decide to enter this tournament?

   Because the last time I participated in a PK contest was in '05. Also, I'm not a Pker in the traditional sense, I'm a Death Cultist. Moar questions!--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:06, 17 May 2009 (BST)

2. Um...OK. Would you like to elaborate on the Death Cultist part?

   Gore Corps. I'm a zambah that occasionally decides to shoot things instead of jumping out windows and such. I'd like to say that I was the first Cultist with an retired alt, but all in all there had to be someone else doing it first. But it'd be awesome if I was! Also, balls, I just realized that I'm going to be dead more often than not because of my status. :/ --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 05:31, 17 May 2009 (BST)

3. Dead more often than not, you say? Are you gonna pull an Axe Hack and stand around at a revive point most of the time like what Axe did in AHMH1?

   Hell no, I'm a Cultist. We're like shock troopers for the RRF. If we're not alive, we cause just as much hell anyways, because we're zombies. My biggest problem will be spending most of the time as a zombie because of my RRF tag. Not that it's bad mind you, but damn, a manhunt would be a lot easier if I were alive. But of course, attracting Ferals to one of your guy's safe houses would be pretty funny...--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 15:06, 17 May 2009 (BST)

4. But then, enlisting the help of those not participating in the manhunt is illegal, isn't it?

   It's not enlisting per se. I'm simply acting like a zombie, groaning in joy when I see food. It's not my fault other Zambahs want food too. :P --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 15:19, 17 May 2009 (BST)

5. But then, won't the other contestants know it's you? I mean, they are bound to have you in their contacts list...

   Why would it matter? It wastes their AP, because with all the ap it'd take to kill me, it'd cost me a max of 6 AP to stand back up with full health. Then, if they didn't make it very far, I could still possibly kill them in return. :D --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 15:34, 17 May 2009 (BST)

6. Alright then. One last question before we wrap this up. I'm sure you heard those rumors of Axe Hack being a horrible PKer. Do you think those rumors are true?

   Axe? No, he's a pathetic pre-pubescent wuss who wouldn't know what to do with a gun if I walked up, pointed it at me, and pulled the trigger myself. :) --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 15:52, 17 May 2009 (BST)

MR K1LLER

1. Do you plan on owning everyone with your leet skills?

   Fuck yes. I am amazing.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 08:45, 17 May 2009 (BST)

2. Amazing in what ways, may we ask?

   Every way. Including in the sack. ZING!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:39, 18 May 2009 (BST)

3. Another contestant, ObiCop, thinks you're lying and that he is better then you. What do you think of that?

   He's gay. lol and will get owned--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 01:10, 21 May 2009 (BST)

   NO U! -- The most manliest man in the world who kicks much ass, lord of pimps

4. It seems many of the contestants (DDR and ObiCop) are itching to kill you this game to prove they are moresuperior then you. Think you can prove them wrong?

   They are fags. So yes. lol specially that Nick guy--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:57, 22 May 2009 (BST)

5. Well. It seems you have a running feud with DanceDanceRevolution, ObiCop, and NickNickNickNick. Who do you plan on having a feud against next?

   My keys. I cant find them. FUCKING BALL SACKS--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:27, 23 May 2009 (BST)

6. DDR has them! Haha. No, I'm just kidding, but in all seriousness, one last question. If someone else does have your keys to prove you're not as awesome as you think, what would you do?

ObiCop

1. Are the rumors of you refusing to kill Axe Hack in the first Manhunt because he's a horrible PKer true?

   I pity the fool, its true. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 10:55, 17 May 2009 (BST)

2. Will you be killing Axe this time around? Or will you pity him even more and hand him a FAK again?

   No way! I'll FAK the poor guy everytime I get the chance. Btw, Im the most amazing guy in here, this "Rakuen" lies. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 20:58, 17 May 2009 (BST)

3. What if Axe is already up a full HP?

   Hum... ah... hummm... I dont know... Maybe I'll kill him, but I dont expect him to be alive or at full HP that much xD. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 11:52, 19 May 2009 (BST)

   *DDR overhears and butts in* 'OOOOOH HE WENT THERE!' D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 11:59, 19 May 2009 (BST)

4. *Ushers DDR out of interview room* Damn security. Can't they do their jobs right? These were suppose to be private interviews...Anyways, ObiCop, on regards to your last answer, you're pretty much thinking that Axe would be doing the same thing that he did in AHMH1 (standing at a revive point), aren't you?

   I think he's coming up with a new strategy that involves not standing in revive points sucking but I'll tell you what I already know, Obi is amazing slash awesome (Nick and Rakuen = Obi wannabes) and will win. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 10:26, 21 May 2009 (BST)

5. Are you awesome because you stated yourself in the third person? Like what you did in your last answer?

   Yes, that is one of the many things that makes Obi "awesome" besides Obi likes to hear Obi talking about Obi. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 16:26, 22 May 2009 (BST)

6. One last question. And I don't mean to be rude or anything, but what if others don't like to hear Obi talking about Obi all the time?

   Impossible! Men worship my speech and women wish they can sleep in my sheets, I tell you what I'd marry myself if I was gay. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 19:44, 26 May 2009 (BST)

Denver Randleman

1. You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt. What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?

   Not much, worrying about how my group will be in the upcoming month while I'm committed to this hunt. Ain't saying I'm that vital of a member or anything, but a loss of a member is a loss of a member. -- Denver  ^5MoC 05:00, 26 May 2009 (BST)

2. I'm pretty sure you've gotten wind of what has gone on in the other interviews by now. In case you didn't, some of the topics included who was the most awesome. In your opinion, who do you think is the most awesome?

   Huh, I couldn't really tell yah, I don't know a lot of these guys, the majority of them seem pretty cocky though. I guess If I had to answer... Target Zombie, Level 41 and 13177 XP is pretty impressive, qualifies him for being "awesome" in my book. -- Denver  ^5MoC 08:07, 27 May 2009 (BST)

3. So you're saying Target Zombie is far more awesome than even you?

   Not a lot of people know of me, and he's been around for a long time, so yeah, he's probably more "awe inspiring" than me. It'll definitely be an honor to play against him in the coming weeks. -- Denver  ^5MoC 06:58, 2 June 2009 (BST)

4. *Begins barricading the doors* Don't you think some of the other contestants might get a tad jealous that you're taking Target Zombie's side in this awesomeness debate?

   Haha, jealous? If they're that vain and can't stand not being considered the greatest all the time by everyone, they just might be. I don't think that's the case though, they just hunger for attention and by making claims like "I am the awesomest", which is more than likely gonna get somebody else riled up, they get all the attention they need, good or bad. -- Denver  ^5MoC 06:40, 4 June 2009 (BST)

5. Another topic in some of the interviews was about Axe Hack and whether he's any good or not. Do you believe Axe is a horrible PKer?

   It's all about luck, I'd say he ain't a bad PKer, he just had the rotten luck of being in the wrong place at the wrong times, and from the information I've gathered, that happened multiple times. Also the game is named after him, but then again he could just be some wealthy fellah that donated the most money to this competition to get it named after him... -- Denver  ^5MoC 18:26, 7 June 2009 (BST)

6. One more question. Speaking of the namestakes of these Manhunts, do you think you might be able to get one named after yourself?

   Mabye, if I come up with some different rules and take it upon myself to organize the whole thing, I think it's a possibility I could have it named after me. As for having another person name one after me, I guess if I gain a reputation or renown throughout Malton, anythings a possibility. -- Denver  ^5MoC 03:34, 15 June 2009 (BST)

NickNickNickNick

1. You're a new contestant, but our sources indicate your 5th cousin, twice removed, Nick90210, came in 2nd place in Axe Hack's Manhunt I. Do you think you might be able to do better?

   Nick90210? That asshole? He's nothing compared to this bad boy! Years of rolling with 2 Cool and compiling the list of Amusing Locations in Malton have prepared me for this hunt better than any chronicle of the friendships and romantic relationships of a group of close-knit teenagers in Beverly Hills could ever do for my so-called "relation". If you thought Nick was badass, wait til you feel the full force of Nick times 4!--Nallan (Talk) 12:25, 18 May 2009 (BST)

2. So you're pretty much saying you're amazing, huh?

   No, that would be unoriginal. I'm saying I'm totally fucking awesome.--Nallan (Talk) 06:23, 19 May 2009 (BST)

3. You just have to take it a step above ObiCop and Mr K1LLER, huh?

   My doctor said I should conquer my self esteem issues by being overly cocky and egotistical online, where it's easier to face people. So far, it's not working.--Nallan (Talk) 01:32, 21 May 2009 (BST)

4. ObiCop had recently called you an Obi-wannabe. What do you have to say to that?

   Never heard of the guy, but I say he should come and say that to my face. We can settle it over a nice hot cup of fisticuffs.--Nallan (Talk) 06:58, 22 May 2009 (BST)

   One of these days... one of these days... POW, right in the kisser!!! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 16:33, 22 May 2009 (BST)

5. *Ushers Obi out of the room* I swear...We need better security personnel...Anyway...What about DanceDanceRevolution and MR K1LLER? As well as all the other contestants. What would you like to say to them?

   Who?--Nallan (Talk) 10:30, 15 June 2009 (BST)

6. You know what? Never mind. Let's go to the last question...Think you can come out on top in AHMH2?

   It's been a long time coming - I've wanted this for eons. Anything less than 1st is inexcusable. Yes I think I can do it.--Nallan (Talk) 06:57, 16 June 2009 (BST)

Target Zombie

1. Our sources indicate that in Axe Hack's Manhunt I, you would rather slap Axe Hack with a newspaper then kill him. Is that your way of tormenting him?

   It started out before the contest started as a bit of a "warm-up" or intimidator, I suppose. Then the contest started, and I was still slapping him. Took me a bit to figure this out, but for some reason I kept slapping even knowing the contest was on. Much more than tormenting him, I was merely stating how many times I'd kill him next time. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:09, 17 May 2009 (BST)

2. Is Axe the only one you had slapped, or did you slap some of the other contestants as well?

   Just Axe Hack, though there could have been collateral. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:18, 17 May 2009 (BST)

3. Are you gonna slap him again in this anticipated sequel to the first manhunt?

   Maybe. With a trout. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:24, 17 May 2009 (BST)

4. Alright. Well, let's move on. In AHMH1, you got the best kill-death ratio then any of the contestants, but you didn't manage to come in first place. How do you think you'll do in AHMH2?

   First place, obviously. I expect -1 deaths and a multitude of kills, depending on the efficiency of the revival system. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:31, 17 May 2009 (BST)

5. One death? So you're pretty much gonna kill your record of zero deaths that you achieved in AHMH1, huh?

   That was negative 1 deaths. Oh, don't ask me how I plan on accomplishing this. I don't let other competitors know my secrets. ;) --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:35, 17 May 2009 (BST)

6. OK, but one last question before we wrap things up here. Do you think those rumors of Axe being a horrible PKer are true?

   Who? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:53, 18 May 2009 (BST)

OrangeGaf

1. You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt. What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?

   I have some doubts about my pwnage abilities. Will I be a 1337 supa pker, or I'll look like a n00b with a trenchcoat? Will I take a headshot and end up wandering in the suburb as a mindless zombie? Will I win? Is my shampoo working?--Orange Talk 04:29, 17 May 2009 (BST)

2. Well, even if you do end up as a zombie, you could always shamble over to a revive point and continue fighting. Or were you gonna try to hunt down the other contestants as a zombie?

   That would be interesting. But I guess I'll just take mah shotgun and pump some ammo into someone's head!--Orange Talk 04:00, 18 May 2009 (BST)

3. But then, there is also the efficiency of the revive system you need to take into account. Do you think the revive system is at all efficient?

   I'm actually really lucky. It usually takes me less than one hour to find a revive. --Orange Talk 01:58, 20 May 2009 (BST)

4. I'm guessing you are requesting a revive on the many revive requesting tools?

   Nope. I tried using one of them, but they just don't work. I stayed dead for 5 DAYS. That hurt my feelings... u.u--Orange Talk 22:42, 22 May 2009 (BST)

5. Well. Moving on. I'm pretty sure you have heard about a running "awesomeness" feud going on between DanceDanceRevolution, MR K1LLER, ObiCop, and NickNickNickNick. Who, in your opinion, is the most awesome?

   Me, of course --Orange Talk 23:47, 22 May 2009 (BST)

6. Woah! *Barricade the doors so none of the other interviewees can get in* Don't worry about that. That's just in case security doesn't do their job. Anyways, last question before I let you out into the mob that's bound to be forming outside this door. In what ways do you think you are the most awesome one?

   Every possible one. And when I say awesome, I mean pure leetness--Orange Talk 01:41, 23 May 2009 (BST)

BloodiedFool

1. You're a new contestant to Axe Hack's Manhunt. What's going through your mind as you prepare for this game?

MichaelRead

1. We see that this is the first time you're entering an Axe Hack's Manhunt game. What are your thoughts on the rules to this Manhunt which are different than traditional manhunts?

   Being a brainchild behind the first concept of the early BBK manhunts, I am proud to have seen it take off and become somewhat of a subculture in the UD community, especially on the wiki. The rules don't matter to me, as long as they are water tight. The only thing I hope that manhunts ever achieve, besides br00t4l ki77s, is the bringing together of all types of UD players to the one competition, for the purpose of killing each other. Also in it for the chicks.--CyberRead240 14:23, 6 June 2009 (BST)

2. I'm not sure if you heard about any of the other interviews, but there was an ongoing debate on who is the most awesome in AHMH. Who do you think is the most awesome, in your opinion?

   None of you fools, that's for sure.--CyberRead240 14:28, 7 June 2009 (BST)

3. Not even yourself?

   That is classified information, I don't want to be giving away my game plans now do I?--CyberRead240 15:07, 7 June 2009 (BST)

4. Alright. Anyways, another topic that popped up was if Axe Hack was a horrible PKer. What is your take on it?

   I would say that is irrelevant, hacking with an axe is a bit stupid in a manhunt, you want to get in and get out asap. A bit like Cyberbob when he "makes love" to women.--CyberRead240 11:20, 13 June 2009 (BST)

5. What makes you think that Axe Hack is only gonna kill with an axe?

   Well, I know he will USE an Axe, whether he does any killing is an entirely new question.--CyberRead240 13:29, 15 June 2009 (BST)

6. We're short on time, so we need to make this our last question. What makes you think Axe will definitely use an axe?

   OK, I confess. Ive been watching Axe. Ive been living in a tree next to his bedroom window for about 3 months now. I am only now able to figure out his Wireless password to steal his internet, hence me finally posting on here again. I have seen him live the axe. I have seen him breathe the axe. I have seen him do almost everything with an axe. He even gave an axe a reacharound (who knew it had reproductive orifices?). I know he is so well served with that axe. I am just hoping my trusty newspaper (it NEVER fails to hit) can save me.--CyberRead240 14:51, 16 June 2009 (BST)

Good Bub

1. You're new to AHMH. What made you sign up?

Bobby Pegleg

1. You're new to AHMH. What made you sign up?

   What made me sign up? Well other than the fun of killing people i signed up as Denver happen to bring it up over at the FOD Hq. --Bobby Pegleg 14:05, 7 June 2009 (BST)

2. I'm not sure if you know, but AHMH's rules differ then those of tradition manhunts. How do you think you'll fare with these new rules?

   Badly, I have the amazing ability to die quickly. However as long as I kill one person I will be happy. --Bobby Pegleg 14:29, 7 June 2009 (BST)

3. But according to the rules of AHMH, you can still continue to pick off other contestants even as a zed. You just can't get them when they're already a zed. How do you think you might fare as a zed?

   Well being a re-animated corpse never really enhanced my killing abilities but I might get lucky and find someone. --Bobby Pegleg 15:14, 7 June 2009 (BST)

4. OK. Anyways, we have just gotten recent reports that malls may be eliminated entirely from AHMH. What is your take on the issue?

   Personally I hate the mall rats and you would never find me restocking in a mall, so I do not care if they are completely removed or are kept. --Bobby Pegleg 16:23, 7 June 2009 (BST)

5. Let's move to some of the older issues. In past interviews with other contestants, some of the topics that came up included who is the most awesome and is Axe a horrible PKer. What are your take on those?

   DanceDanceRevolution has to get my vote for being the most awesome, simply because he has the most awesome name. Also I can't believe the Axe Hack is a horrible Pker, after all he does have a whole manhunt named after him. If he was really terrible they would name him after someone awesome, like DDR or me. --Bobby Pegleg 16:44, 7 June 2009 (BST)

6. One last question. If you had a Manhunt named after yourself, what rules would you enforce?

   I would probably enforce rules to suit my megalomania, but as I occasionally believe in things like fair play and sportsmanship the rules probably would be ones like only certain types of clothing or only fighting with toolboxes for a laugh. --Bobby Pegleg 19:52, 15 June 2009 (BST)

Jose Cojones

1. You're new to AHMH. What made you sign up?

   Ah just doing a favour for this amiguita of mine. See she really really wanted some guys dead, but she was busy so I'm covering for her. And turns out, the vatos didn't even sign up! Jajaja so I'm stuck now, you see? --Jose Cojones 11:19, 15 June 2009 (BST)

2. Well, it's not too late for your friend to join, or for you to pull out. But I'm pretty sure you might be able to fare against some of the veterans here. What do you think?

   Pull out? C'mon, who you think I am, vato? Never! And I don't intend to fare, I intend to kill them all. Look at these cabrones here, this one's bored, those want to kill the guy nobody likes, those want have "fun", bring people together... huevos, qué. Apart from MichaelRead, I seem to be the only one with an actual motivation: chicks. I think I'll win and he'll be second. --Jose Cojones 21:51, 15 June 2009 (BST)

3. So you're pretty confident you'll outmatch some of the veterans, such as ObiCop and DDR, huh?

   Of course! What, you expect me to go into a competition already thinking I'm going to lose? Ni madres, no way. Look it's not that I'd mind too much being outmatched, of course, but I'm not burdening myself with doubt from the set off. Besides, DDR already wants to lose, and Obi will be distracted FAKking Axe. Piece of cake. --Jose Cojones 22:46, 15 June 2009 (BST)

4. Well there are some of the other contestants to worry about as well. Like Axe, as you have mentioned. And NickNickNickNick. And what about Vinetown Scout?

   C'mon be serious. Axe is old and busted, Nick has has a bucket for a hand. You're not seriously suggesting I lose sleep about those cabrones, are you? Now the scout, that could be a problem. I have a plan for him. It involves distracting him with questions about survivor/zombie statistics, stabbing him while he does the math. --Jose Cojones 23:41, 15 June 2009 (BST)

5. Well I'm assuming you never saw any of the vets in action. I mean, you are sounding pretty confident. Is this some kind of plan to provoke the other contestants?

   In a way. As you know, I'm new to AHMH, and to killing people in general. I've had this nagging thought chingándome en la cabeza, that they could go easy on me because I'm a n00b, or because some may like my friend. Well this should get them pissed off enough to do their best, make the hocicón shup up once and for all. I'm going to own them anyway, but this way it'll be more challenging. --Jose Cojones 01:32, 16 June 2009 (BST)

Vinetown Scout

1. You're new to AHMH. What made you sign up?

   Inherent boredom, plus the character has been semi active for over a year and is still only level 7. Never played a bounty hunter/pker before, and I'm enjoying the death cultist I just made, so thought Id try something new. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 15:23, 4 June 2009 (BST)

2. OK then. Anyways, I'm not sure if you heard about the other interviews, but there were ongoing debates on who is the most awesome and is Axe a horrible PKer. What are your thoughts on these issues?

   Actions speak louder than ^Words we'll find out soon. Theres a large amount of fresh blood this year, and some very commited players signing up. I'm also going to be idle for a couple of days the first week, so I'm planning to reveal my location, see if I can shake things up a bit. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:28, 7 June 2009 (BST)

   How the hell did you get my plan of actions for this manhunt? And you, Mr. Interviewer person! Didn't I kill you in our last interview??!? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 14:36, 7 June 2009 (BST)

3. *Pushes Axe out a window.* That's for killing me, you horrible PKer! Anyways...Pretty much what your saying is, you're in the area already, but you're gonna be in hiding and just pop out of nowhere, huh?

   Not quite. Ill be in a tent for a couple of days, and as such will have no control over the character. So I'll just declare his location. Some enterprising killer will no doubt take me out. But with several players probably converging on my location hopefully there will be an early bloodbath. Frankly I care little about AxeHack. I killed him in monroeville that victory was much more delicious. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:44, 7 June 2009 (BST)

4. By now, Monroeville is pretty much a dead zone. What can you say about Monroeville's upcoming future?

   I'm more than happy to declare the zombies the winners. But I'm neglecting it in favour of borehamwood. It helps sharpen my survival senses for the task ahead. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 15:08, 7 June 2009 (BST)

5. Anyways, we have just gotten reports that AHMH may completely eliminate the usage of malls, for both sleeping and resupplying purposes. How do you think this manhunt will fare if malls are taken out of the picture?

   Better. Supplies will be slightly more scarce and movements will be less dominated by mall positions. It evolves much more into a "Where would Axe Hack most likely be?" question, rather than being a contest based on who visits the mall the most. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:09, 7 June 2009 (BST)

6. One last question. There's more challengers then in AHMH1. How do you think you'll fare?

   16 hunters? I'm aiming for a solid 11th. Nothing Showy, simple techniques. I may even get bodybuilding. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:39, 7 June 2009 (BST)Higher than Axe Hack --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:55, 7 June 2009 (BST)

Motus

1. You're new to AHMH. How do you think you'll fare?

Butch Jerkins

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Various Borderline Submissions

I told myself I wouldn't add this, but in the case you don't find many advertisement requests, I would like to suggest the Youtube Video that I made a year ago, 200 Days in Urban Dead. It took over 6 (consecutive) months to do, and relates to all Urban Dead fans. Its old, but I wouldn't mind a bump after all this time. Of course, it isn't a group, so don't worry if you are being especially specific.

As for proper groups, my character is a faithful Kilty, so you could always throw in a funny quip about that. Or do I have to think something up? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 12:18, 18 May 2009 (BST)

OK...So aside from the four I made myself (NecroTech MasterCard parody, Zombie Insurance, Geico parody, and General Hospital/Tikhon Medical parody ((Yes, Gnome! I'm giving your group free advertisement! It is your freq after all!))), I have a bunch that I can steal from you. Yum. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 23:52, 18 May 2009 (BST)

Some of the contestants (namely myself, Nallan, MichaelRead and Butch) would also enjoy a parody of the Beatbox Kids. It's defunct, but if you got anything, you have my permission. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:27, 19 May 2009 (BST)

St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society

If we're advertising groups here, I'd like to throw in the St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society. It's a zombie group based in Kempsterbank, and we can always use some publicity. If you need any more information, let me know. --Pestolence^(talk) 01:08, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Seconded --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 15:23, 4 June 2009 (BST)

I realise the irony. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 15:32, 4 June 2009 (BST)

Haha well said. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 15:44, 4 June 2009 (BST)

Maybe the advert could start normally and descend into a live break in before ending in a fake transmitter breaking? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 12:19, 7 June 2009 (BST)

Flowers of Disease

My Pker/Pro-Survivor Group. We have an ad on the wiki recruitment board, but like pestolance any publicity would be good. Need any more info, let me know.-- Denver  ^5MoC 18:12, 26 May 2009 (BST)

PKer/Pro-survivor? How's that work? --Pestolence^(talk) 00:10, 27 May 2009 (BST)

PKnights? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:27, 27 May 2009 (BST)

Well what we do is for the benefit of the survivor cause, in a sense. When we choose a target, we're either testing a respected groups skills, or griefing a trenchy/classless group. We kill survivors with dumb ass user names, trenchy profiles, offensive names, etc. and overall work towards the greater good of Malton. When "the dead" where overrunning Malton, we helped a survivor group we have strong ties with maintain barricades, revives, etc. We don't just kill to kill, we kill for a reason, and we're not like the Philosophe Knights since we don't abide by the Honor Among Thieves Policy, so our efforts expand towards other PKer groups also, meaning if we disagree with a groups actions, we can use more than our words to send that message. We're Malton's best kept secret I think, don't really hear about us, but we do do a lot throughout the city. -- Denver  ^5MoC 07:53, 27 May 2009 (BST)

Cheesy Poofs

Seriously. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:25, 26 May 2009 (BST)

I double this request. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 19:42, 26 May 2009 (BST)

Heh. I've got the perfect commercial for this. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 23:28, 26 May 2009 (BST)

St. John Classic Rock Station

All praise the Dire Straits:P! Anyway, we're radio operating in Vinetown, and would love a comercial on your waves. --Paul Gargoyle 22:15 June 20 (GMT)

Players' Backstories

If you would like, you can include a small backstory of your character here. Again, they may probably be twisted a bit to add humour to the show. If you don't want to add a backstory here, then I'm just gonna go ahead and make a fake backstory for your character. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 23:37, 16 May 2009 (BST)

ObiCop

Your usual 80's and early 90's action movie cop. Wife murdered, drinking problems, attitude problem, son gets kidnaped by drug lord, he kills every badguy gets a new hotwife and his son back. The zombie outbreak happens, the zombies kill his family, he wants to kill all zombies, that's it. I would like to see your version of my backstory though Axe. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 11:02, 17 May 2009 (BST)

DanceDanceRevolution

...Was once a white, slim, nipple/thigh fetishist with an unhealthy obsession with Clint Eastwood. Came to Malton to visit his grand-cousin to discuss antique kettles and medieval tables.

Malton goes beserk, the quiet obsessive/compulsive man loses his marbles, renames himself DDR and sodomizes zombies whilst wearing a dirty poncho.

D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 11:45, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Denver Randleman

Former American soldier that was part of one of (I'm guessing) many American Military operations sent into the Malton quarantine zone. Drop goes wrong, his regiment gets eaten up by zombies, he goes his own way. Is pro-survivor for a bit, but then gets sick of all the trench coaters, zergers, text rapists, dumb ass names, names with numbers in them, stupid profile descriptions, etc. and decides to take the fight to the survivors. Been a dedicated PKer since January of 09. He's taller with a tone build, has a full beard, long blonde hair, blue eyes, and a rural upbringing. Has a temper, and goes into a frenzy/rage/killing spree from time to time. Educated, and strong. -- Denver  ^5MoC 05:20, 26 May 2009 (BST)

MichaelRead

A man with a troubled soul and a sordid past. Originally enjoyed the holocaust unfortunate incident because it allowed him to fulfill his mutated zombie fetish with the surprisingly numerous amount of Zombie Whores, who were working as ladies of the night in order to lure men into their caves of death. They later became known as "Traps". Hearing about these newly named "traps" intruiged Michael, and with curiosity in tow he headed for the Cave of Traps (see:Death). Upon realizing that it was not a cave full of Zombie Transsexual Whores, he used all of his ACTION POINTS killing them and subsequently reached level 41 in one go.

This made him pretty much the most famous guy on UD.

By night, he was exciting, voluptuous, erotic burlesque dancer, by the name of "Sexylegsread". By day, most people think he is a pretty cool guy, eh fights zombies and doesn't afraid of anything.--CyberRead240 14:32, 6 June 2009 (BST)

Vinetown Scout

Ross Johnson background is in the army. A former long distance runner, he was assigned a pathfinder role within his regiment. He had a natural gift for map reading and an unnatural gift for spotting trouble.

Johnson soon tired of the army regime and handed in his commission. Back in Malton he became a local celebrity and head of the Vinetown Fun Runners.

Always on the move, he is easily recognised by his distinctive green trainers, passing information from group to group, and looking for that story to warm the heart of the masses.

This Vinetown scouts enrolment is purely professional. His aim is to be the manhunts first "embedded reporter". As in the reporter who embedded a large piece of metal in your skull. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:50, 7 June 2009 (BST)

Target Zombie

His entire backstory would be too majestic a thing for a place like this, so I'll summarize it as best I can.

1. He was some sort of a test subject, but that's about all is known about his past.
2. Has a target spraypainted to his chest (obviously).
3. Missing a toe, none too pleased about it. His socks are considered fatal when ingested or given a good whiff.
4. Like any self-respecting Tikhoner, he's addicted to the (Cheesy) Poof.
5. Generally people exclaim in horror at the sight of him.
6. A little trigger happy, and prone to dying a lot. Went through the revive cycle a few too many times.

'bout it. Has a paper party hat, who here can say they have one? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 17:03, 16 June 2009 (BST)