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=Graffiti in Houldenbank=
= "Miracles" =


Someone has been defacing the Rotter's Relief Clinic in Houldenbank with anti-revive Crocodile Graffiti:
But I've found that many syringes with half that AP before. It all depends on the search rate Kevan implements. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:03, 11 April 2009 (BST)
:It was a miracle then, too. But attributable to a different stuffed God, I'm sure. Now hush, unbeliever, we don't take kindly to your sort around here >:| --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:20, 12 April 2009 (BST)
::I also achieved said feat with 20AP yesterday >=] {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:15, 12 April 2009 (BST)
:::Then praise the stuffed animal of your choice, preferably a Toothy and Green one other than an Alligator. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:58, 27 May 2009 (BST)


Somebody has spraypainted No Rotter revives per Cult of the Crocodile onto a wall.


Somebody has spraypainted No Rot revives. The Crocodile has spoken. onto a wall.
= greetings from your neighborhood PKer =


  Somebody has spraypainted Skarin Rd PD crocodile is your master. onto a wall.
Hello neighbors! My name is [[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] and I live very, very close to you.  Some of you may have noticed that members of the cult have been targeted in some recent murders. This is not a coincidence. I am, in fact, out to get you.  I am one of [[The_Mystic_Knights_of_the_Oingo_Boingo|The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo]] and you had better keep your eyes open for us.  --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 13:33, 14 June 2009 (BST)


If this is from your group, please stop spraying over our Graffiti. If this isn't from your group, then you need to send some members down here and catch this guy.
:Well, that's terrible news, but to be honest, it'll be surprising if we even notice your addition to the list of people killing us. We're currently involved in apparent permanent war with the zombified Defenders of Gummer Bank, and there are quite a few opportunist ferals joining in. But don't let discourage you :D Your threats are important to us, and one of our representatives will be with you as soon as possible. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:15, 15 June 2009 (BST)


Anti-Crocodile movements are forming all over Houldenbank, almost every building is getting repeatedly hit and most occupants are forming a serious grudge against you. The Rotter's Relief Clinic is entirely out of spray cans to fix it. If this isn't your doing, you need to intervene before your image is permanently tarnished in this suburb, these guys are really thorough...{{User:Techercizer/Sig}} 04:23, 9 August 2008 (BST)
::This is very comforting news. I hope to meet all of you very soon. --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 20:39, 15 June 2009 (BST)


:Given that it's not actually possible to catch anyone tagging a building, I don't think it'll do any good to send anyone down there. But let me assure you that it is the policy of the Toothy Lord that anyone who wants a revive should be blessed with His Tears of Resurection. If someone wants to go down there and tell people that, it might help. I would, but I'm vitally challenged at present. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:48, 9 August 2008 (BST)
:::A brief update - as of June 26<sup>th</sup> I have killed 12 crocodile cultists. See you all later!  --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 18:11, 26 June 2009 (BST)


With due respect to the Cult of Crocs, as a Non-Member Associate of the Rotter's Relief, I personally offer you a revive, if it is necessary (if your survival is being challenged in this manner). Initially, I was rather taken aback as to why a Group from a Suburb 30 Steps away would come to disturb us, but now it has come to light that someone is extremely intent of destroying your group's reputation. Please do come down here to clear the dust, as we would also help clear your name. Or better, if the Administrative Team of RR is willing, there could be the possibility of striking an alliance or the sort. --[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 17:58, 9 August 2008 (BST)
::::Really? Who, and where? That's pretty good work, are you sure they were all followers of our Toothy Lord, and not just random people standing around near one of His avatars? --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 00:41, 28 June 2009 (BST)


:I've sent an alt in there to have a look around, and he saw some of this graffiti. I suspect it's the same person who was defacing our graffiti a couple of weeks ago, replacing the Crocodile's joyous words with those of the Alligator (aka the Master of Lies). I also noticed that in the northern of your two NTs, there's a stuffed Alligator decoration - a clue! Whoever put that there must be the minion of the Alligator who seeks to destroy our reputation. How long has it been there, and can anyone remember who placed it? --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 21:02, 9 August 2008 (BST)
:::::  Here is a list- Acidial, Cambo81, Dolalmoth, eqlizer, Jockler, jokeasassin, Kevin McAxe, Professor Dairy, and the hammer of dawn. any of these names familiar? --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 18:48, 6 July 2009 (BST)
::Since we don't enjoy the protection of your Toothy Lord, most of our members in the area sleep away from our open clinics to avoid zombie attacks. As such, it's highly unlikely that anyone has a person or date for it, but I do recall it being there a few weeks ago at least...{{User:Techercizer/Sig}} 21:48, 9 August 2008 (BST)
:::The Graft has been around for at least 2 weeks. The Sculpture? No idea. --[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 08:06, 10 August 2008 (BST)


Somebody has spraypainted Last chance to stop rot revives. The CROC onto a wall.
::::::Yeah, those sound like Crocodile worshippers. I even saw you get a couple of them myself. Congratulations. You sure showed us. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:24, 7 July 2009 (BST)


It's getting worse and worse around here, can any of you do anything to track down these miscreants?{{User:Techercizer/Sig}} 03:31, 13 August 2008 (BST)
:::::::How come I keep killing you guys, yet nobody comes to try to find me?  Surely, I must be better sport than hanging out in hospitals and getting killed many times, revived, and killed again? --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 17:17, 7 July 2009 (BST)


::::What can we possibly do? The game doesn't allow you to see who's tagging. If by some lucky chance you happened to be on at the exact right moment, you might be able to make a good guess (the last person in the list is the most recently active), but even then you can't rule out someone tagging and then leaving the building. If you've got any ideas, I'd love to hear them... --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:57, 13 August 2008 (BST)
::::::::The answer is a bit further up on this very page... no offense meant to your skillful and ingenious PKing prowess, but you are literally the least of our concerns right now.
:::::Send some people down to preach the word of the Crocodile, and let those who dwell in this suburb know that the evil Alligator is defacing their buildings, not the Toothy Lord. If you guys aren't busy, you could even send a couple people with Tagging to help restore the suburb? I don't know if any of these are do-able, but you asked for ideas....{{User:Techercizer/Sig}} 18:45, 13 August 2008 (BST)
::::::::Also, what would be the point of hunting you down and killing you? Someone would just revive you, and you'd be right back at it. *shrug* There are more of us than there are of you, so we can keep reviving each other, and eventually you'll get bored and wander off. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:31, 8 July 2009 (BST)


::::::One of my alts is already down there preaching and doing what he can to enquire into who might be defacing. He has no spray can, though, so he can't really fix your messages. I know how frustrating this is for you, it was the same way for us when this jackass was around Dunningwood. The good thing about everyone in the suburb being dead right now, is that no-one can deface our graffiti :) --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:27, 14 August 2008 (BST)
:::::::::Right!
:::::::Well, the other official RR Representatives and I are crushing Alligator Graffiti wherever we find it, hopefully they'll get bored of constantly re-tagging us.{{User:Techercizer/Sig}} 06:31, 14 August 2008 (BST)


Hello Again. I'm currently the Temporary RR Representative for Houldenbank Office. Techercizer has left for other suburbs. I am very glad to say that the Alligator Plaque has left our clinic, Greatorex NT and we (RR) would like to thank you all for your efforts, and clarification AND also to apologize for any inconvenience or harsh words or even suspicion that could have aroused. Hopefully this event has bonded both groups in a manner most unexpected. Thanks again! --[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 12:30, 19 August 2008 (BST)


I'm back again once more. With due respect and regards to the Leaders of Cult of the Stuffed Croc, The Croc Spraypaint Epidemic has hit Our Houldenbank Clinic once more. We come for some confirmation and hopefully, useful information. With reference to the following link to our Forums: http://www.rottersrelief.org/forum/index.php?topic=12.msg2244#msg2244
= The Gummy lot =
Please help us confirm that this person is NOT from your Group and we can safely label him under our DNR list (And I can start hunting him down). Thanks for your cooperation.--[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 11:27, 4 September 2008 (BST)


:Oh dear... Labrat1 is indeed a Cultist, she has taken the pilgrimage, and was known to the temple at one stage. I don't know what the hell she thinks she's up to now, though... if you see her, tell her Mrrrggggh said "what would TMX Elmo do?". --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 21:02, 5 September 2008 (BST)
What's the deal with them? The Dulston Alliance recieved a request to intervene in the conflict, but we'd really like to know some more info. What started the conflict? I read somewhere about the cult alledgedly killing some innocents over alligators or something. Could you please confirm what's actually happened?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 21:52, 16 October 2009 (BST)


::Thank you for your speedy reply. I have attempted to notice other RR members, though I feel that being able to catch her red-handed AND inform her would be a very difficult task, which of course relies heavily on the luck factor. The Admins there have mentioned: http://www.rottersrelief.org/forum/index.php?topic=12.msg2250#msg2250
:There are several versions, here's mine. Someone told us about stuffed avatars of the evil Alligator in a Bank in Houldenbank. With a variety of alts, and a full ethical spectrum of methods, two members of the cult that I know of attacked Gummer Bank, and eventually destroyed the stuffed alligators. There have been reports that more cultists came down from Dunningwood, I'm not sure if that's true, but it doesn't seem unlikely. Most of us thought it would be a laugh, at the time.
::My suggestion would be a leader of your Cult register at the forums and discuss it there, as it would be more convenient too. Thanks for your time and reply.--[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 07:42, 6 September 2008 (BST)
:The Defenders of Gummer Bank apparently told someone, during the attacks, that they would camp Skarin for at least a year if we didn't stop attacking them. I don't recall seeing that warning. I doubt I would have taken it very seriously if I had, though, I wouldn't have believed anyone would care enough to do that. But they were serious alright :D
:The player of Lynch was one of the main perpetrators of the original assault, but he has since defected to the Gummers, or so he says. I haven't seen him actually attacking Skarin, but he's been on holiday. Maybe a new wave of Fieldy terror will start tomorrow.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:46, 18 October 2009 (BST)
::So you just went in to the bank and killed them? Were you doing it in the name of your group, as it seems?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 10:24, 18 October 2009 (BST)
:::We busted in, they ran away or were killed, we destroyed the decorations. Killing them was never the point, but if they stood there, they were stopping us from destroying the decorations. However, since death means little or nothing in this game, I think they should have gotten over it by now.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:20, 19 October 2009 (BST)
::::Were you humans or zombies when you killed them?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 07:12, 19 October 2009 (BST)
:::::Zombies are human too. But I was always a zombie, since only zombies can destroy decorations. Others may have been alive or dead as they saw fit. I don't see why it makes any difference, though. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:47, 20 October 2009 (BST)
::::::It makes a difference because they're claimign higher morality because they used zombies to attack you. Did you kill innocent survivors when you were zombies?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 07:27, 20 October 2009 (BST)
:::::::They have been attacking as survivors as well as as zombies, and yes we probably killed innocent survivors in our efforts to get them to leave Gummer Bank. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:30, 21 October 2009 (BST)
::::::::Alright, I think you're both as bad as each other really. You both killed each other as zombies, you both hurt other survivors as zombies. I'm going to recommend that the alliance doesn't intervene in this matter.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 07:32, 21 October 2009 (BST)


:::Well, here's where it gets awkward.
= Leaving the Temple?!? =
:::We don't have a leader.
I strongly disagree that we should leave. This is our home, this is where we've been, and we can't let minions of the alligator force us out, even if our allies turn away. At the most we should all either take a pilgrimage, even an extended one if need be, or all of us attack their homeland for a while. We cannot be forced out this way, not after so long of protecting our home. We must make some hard choices right now, but I'm sure the Great One will lead us to the right ones.--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 12:19, 17 October 2009 (PST)
:::And even if we did... due to game mechanics, it is more or less futile to attempt to stop anyone doing anything in this game, and it's also often impossible to tell who's doing what. That being the case, I don't see any way for us to assist you.
:::I think the only option available to you is to keep repainting your graffiti, and wait for whoever's doing it to get bored and move on. That's what we did when our graffiti was being defaced, and to be honest, I think the lack of ranting about it and hunting people down and assorted other drama is what put an end to it. These people do these things for attention, and if starved of it, will generally give up and go annoy someone else. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 11:25, 6 September 2008 (BST)


::::Sounds like one of the Admin's at RR. Looks like we have to bore them out. LOL.
:Pilgrimage and/or assault on Gummer Bank is fine by me, as long as what few of us are left all do so at the same time.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:52, 18 October 2009 (BST)
::::If so, can you help us contact Labrat1 instead? Chances of meeting her is very slim, as I've tried hunting her throughout Houldenbank. Thanks!--[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 19:21, 6 September 2008 (BST)


:::::If things were to be worst, Here are the messages that were shown in the Buildings near Greatorex NT:
You can wander down and attack the Gummer if you like but it would only make your situation worse. As you know, we will be taking a vote in January to decide if we should leave after a year or continue to attack. At present, the general feeling is leaning towards leaving you alone. Reasons for this are the reduced activity and numbers of cultists, you have some new people who were not around when this started so we don’t hold them as responsible as the older generation of cultists (hopefully the new blood will be fully aware of what happens when we are attacked and will avoid doing so in the future), the fact that you now seem to accept that we are serious when we say we will keep it up for an extended period, the rather nice chaps in the Dunningwood Warriors would like Odiles hospital to be safer, Lynch has been to The Gummer and helped fight off which ever versions of mrrrrgggh and bizkit are currently attacking as well as having a cultist KOS order put on him and, finally, it would be nice to go home and re-unite with the rest of the group.
:::::QUOTE: Mrrrgggh is a douche!
:::::QUOTE: Mrrrgggh says that rot revives must STOP!
:::::I'm very sorry but I don't think Rotter's Relief will be able to help you guys cover-up your reputation there now. Things are getting out of hand, and Labrat1 has been seriously involved in GKing. I have seen at least 3 attacks on Gennies in both Hosken and Greatorex NT. I'm very sorry, but for me, She is on my KOS and DNR List.
:::::Hope to hear from you soon.--[[User:Natakaasd|Natakaasd]] 14:51, 8 September 2008 (BST)


Attacking the Gummer in greater numbers than you already are doing would most defiantly sway the vote in favour of us staying after January. I’m told that there is little trouble repelling the odd mrrrgggh and bizkit attacks so they don’t seem to bother the caretakers too much, some form of retaliation is to be expected and wouldn’t really count against you in the vote. Increasing the assault most defiantly would. Despite the above points, if we felt it necessary to continue the attack then we would be happy to do so. 


::::::Greetings to you sirs! I am Poppa Kzarr, a member of the RR group. I am glad I did some digging and found out the truth behind labrat1 before acting, as that would have led to a sour relationship between us! As is, I know how to find labrat on a regular basis, and am making it my duty to mutilate her on each encounter.
I’m sure I’ve said similar to this before but I’ll say it again, if, at some point, you want Skarin back then your best option would be to simply accept what you brought upon yourselves, wait it out and learn from it. --[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 12:45, 18 October 2009 (BST)
::::::I thought it best to say this here where you could see it before beginning my little quest. I hope this does not affect things between us, but this scumbag has gone too far and must be dealt with in the appropriate way.--[[User:Poppa Kzarr|Poppa Kzarr]] 01:43, 11 April 2009 (GMT)


:I can only conclude from that patronising addendum that the lesson you want us to learn is to never do anything because you might offend some hypervindictive lunatic who will proceed to punish everyone you know for an entire year. Interesting lesson. Unlikely to be true in 99% of cases, but still worth remembering. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:39, 19 October 2009 (BST)


=Matter on Recent Graffiti=
::That’s close enough to the gist of it, yes.--[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 17:22, 19 October 2009 (BST)


Some of our members have sighted you putting up disrespectful graffiti in Gibsonton.  Please ask them to stop, right now we're a bit busy dealing a horde.--{{User: Garviel Loken/Sig}}17:19, 2 October 2008 (BST)
This madness has to stop! They honestly expect us to just give in to their stupid requests! The Crocodile will not be ashamed this way! I say we all converge and give them a few months of zeds the same stupid way they're trying to do to us! They want us to learn some grand lesson from the mouth of the Alligator himself and I say no! The Alligator's words will not poison my ears, nor MrBanana's or any other alligator-phile! My strongest zed alt is assaulting their home currently and all Crocodile believers should have the same happen! I don't care about their misguided attempts at reconcialition, their home can be torn apart same as any!--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 14:06, 23 October 2009 (PST)


:We've been having a lot of problems with people who claim to be our members doing that... I don't know what you think we can do about it, other than swear at them... --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:24, 3 October 2008 (BST)
:::New plan: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's time to Braarz za Grargargarah! In fact, it may even be Allo'ween, the one time of the year when the Toothy Lord is powerless, and all His followers walk the streets in an orgy of undead nastiness!! Zmazh! Braarz za Arrargagar!! --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 23:32, 24 October 2009 (BST)


=Greetings from the Zookeepers=
I want my Coven back, D:...*sniff* he said he would be back home by Christmas, *sobs*...--[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 23:53, 24 October 2009 (BST)
Hello , I bring you tidings from [[The Malton Zookeepers]] care takers of Malton city zoo, as well as a fair share of Ketchelbank. Recently one of your members(Mrrrggggh) has visted the birthplace of your Scaly Lord also known as [[The Reptile House]]. what you might not be aware of however, is that for quite awhile The reptile house has been used as a Zombie Animal Exhibit allowing poor and tired zombies a roof to hide under when the weather turns sour. in oder to fulfill this nobel goal we must maintain a no barricade policy, one which Mrrrggggh has decided to ignore. we zookeepers have no problem with you using the reptile house for worship or pilgrimages, but we must insist that the no cade policy be followed. we wish to discuss this matter with you in future and invite you to send one of your members to vist us on our forums located at www.maltoncityzoo.com. I thank you for your time.--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 02:36, 21 October 2008 (BST)


:I'm dreadfully sorry, I didn't realise that was an official Malton Zoo policy, Mrrrrgggg will stop it at once. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)
::I send you many thanks, and wish you and your stuffed lord good luck in the future.--{{User:Blood Panther/Sig}} 15:02, 21 October 2008 (BST)


=A quick request=
=About that crocodile...=
I might have done terrible terrible things to stuffed crocodile's that I found lying around. Although I have not been punished yet so, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]


I need to discuss something with your COs in private, if you've got boards or something, can you let us know? It's rather important that I clear this up with you. {{User:Medico/sig}} 09:40, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
:Do not taunt the Toothy Lord, or you will surely regret it. The Alligator you serve may make promises, but It is the Prince of Lies and Darkness, and will drag you down to Scaly Hell to suffer for eternity.
:Furthermore, an apostrophe signifies ownership, not plurality, noob :P --05:37, 2 March 2010 (UTC)


:We don't really have any COs, and I don't see the point in privacy. None of us really takes anything that seriously :D --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:36, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
::What if I serve no false idols, be it alligator or crocodile? In that case, I have no reason to fear "Scaly Hell". So, I'll just keep wreaking crocodiles until I make my way to your suburb, then I'll wreak your temple. Sound fun? Actually, it probably doesn't sound fun for you but it will be very fun for me. See you then. Oh, and just to spite you, stuffed <b>crocodile's</b> are stupid.:D
::[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]


:::I can't believe that anyone would be so hurtful :( --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:01, 3 March 2010 (UTC)


=The so called 'holy war'=
::::Well I'm not just anyone, judging by your recent news, I'd say you guys need someone to ruin your day, since it's been awhile since thats happened. Look on the bright side, at least I don't want to kill you, just your false idol. See you soon.
I have one question, or maybe a few I don't remember. Does the majority of the cult support the attacks being conducted on those who choose to defend the Gummer bank? Because us defenders really have no idea at the moment. If you lot support the attacks then this can become a real holy war, instead of us just sitting around occasionally getting killed and killing in return. Respectively yours --[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 15:23, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
::::[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]


:You seem to assume that we have some kind of consensus, or indeed that any single one of us knows what we're doing. Neither could be further from the truth. I can only answer for Mrrrggggh, who does not believe that holy war solves anything, and Mrrrrgggh who does. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 03:53, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
He came to me in a dream!
OHHH, his scaley awesomeness! I praise thee for forgiving my previous mockerey. PRAISE HIM FOR HE IS TOOTHY AND GREEN! ALALAALALALALA! [[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]] 3:33 p.m. April 19, 2010


::Ahh thank you, that's all I wanted to know, wait, no it isn't. But at least I know something now.--[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 21:44, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
=Go away please=
I'm in Dunningwood  and I keep hearing people talking about this Cult and the toothy lord or whatever. I was just curios why you people haven't left Dunningwood or  could you please stick to just using a radio frequency. --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 03:59, 27 March 2010 (UTC)


Well looks like it's full blown war now, honourable enemies and all that...I was going to wish you all good luck but that kinda defeats the purpose of war doesn't it?.--[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 23:36, 4 February 2009 (UTC)


Zergling army? I am offended, I can practically guarantee that none of the defenders have their alts attacking in Dunningwood, although I have been wrong before, but back to the main point! Most the zombies attacking skairn right now are ferals we've somehow managed to attract.--[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 23:58, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
:Not going to happen, I'm afraid. If your eyes are blinded to the Toothy Lord's glory, and you wish your ears to be similarly unaffected, the only course of action open to you is to leave the suburb. Unless of course you would prefer to serve the Alligator, in which case giving in to your anger and hate and attempting to strike us down is a second option. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:27, 27 March 2010 (UTC)


:Yeah, right. The various bottled substances are the most obvious zergling army I've ever seen, and we've seen one or two before (the fields, for example). They all attack simultaneously, and according to Lynch they've been known to finish each other's speeches, too. Of course, I could be wrong, it might just be superb co-ordination... --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:24, 26 March 2009 (UTC)
:: I actually seen his glory today so to celebrate I wrote this story [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Radio_Girl/Chronicle here] --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 04:25, 3 April 2010 (BST)


::I said practically, but it's not much of an army is it? Actually I don't think it's a zergling one if you decide to class the bottled stuff as an army, I'm fairly sure it's just 2 or 3 guys who like to throw people off balance.--[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 21:28, 28 March 2009 (UTC)
= Look at this ==
I wanted people to be able to read the Book of Teeth easier. So I wrote this [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Book_Of_Teeth here ] for the time being but if it seems unfit then I'd happily let someone edit it.


:I think it belongs on the Cult page --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 08:22, 3 April 2010 (BST)


= "Miracles" =


But I've found that many syringes with half that AP before. It all depends on the search rate Kevan implements. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:03, 11 April 2009 (BST)
:It was a miracle then, too. But attributable to a different stuffed God, I'm sure. Now hush, unbeliever, we don't take kindly to your sort around here >:| --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:20, 12 April 2009 (BST)
::I also achieved said feat with 20AP yesterday >=] {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}} 06:15, 12 April 2009 (BST)
:::Then praise the stuffed animal of your choice, preferably a Toothy and Green one other than an Alligator. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:58, 27 May 2009 (BST)


= Greetings from FOXHOUND! =
=Pro Survivor ?=
Hello, as I read your Scripture, I was unable to determine if your group is pro survivor or on both sides. I ask you 'cause I was standing there in "Ellicott Place Railway Station" for the Great Escape Movement, when [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1422323 Wil Truman] killed me and turn me into zombie just before midnight. I don"t mind dying in this game ^^, I just found strange that a member of the Escape movement turn me into zombie.


Hello there, fellas. I've seen you guys around and I have become interested in this stuffed crocodile business you're going on about. It's rather intriguing, I must say! Do you guys have a forum or is this your only means of communication? Get back to me, please. :) --[[User:N00bert|<span style="color: Black">N00bert</span>]] <sup>[[FOXHOUND|<span style="color: Orange">foxhound</span>]]</sup> <sup>[[Dulston Alliance|<span style="color: Cyan">DA</span>]]</sup> <sup>[[NecroWatch|<span style="color: DarkMagenta">NW</span>]]</sup> 22:35, 13 April 2009 (BST)
Plus knowing that it's a member of your group make me sad :( I love Crocodile ! :] Do you know that the can voluntarily choose which organs they want to give oxygen ? That allows them to stand still deep in rivers while oxygening only the brain, and then suddenly goes out after like 2 hours of wait, when at the surface no one can't even imagine there is a crocodile near.


:We used to have a forum, but no-one can remember the address, or who the admins were. We're not really that organised as to need a forum, though, all we do is Praise the Toothy Lord when alive, and Braarz za Grargargarah when dead. If there's anything to talk about, we mostly use in game communication. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:23, 14 April 2009 (BST)
[[User:GoLookAndKill|GoLookAndKill]] <sup><u>[[CFT]]</u></sup> 23:14, 1 June 2010 (BST)


= Pagans =
:I apologize for that. You were low on health, I figured that you were going to die anyway and I might as well get the XP. [[User:Wil Truman|Wil Truman]] 00:24, 2 June 2010 (BST)


If anyone wants, you can take template from [[Pagans]] page and add your name in that page if you recognise yourself as pagan follower. TY
:: We would normally prefer to be alive, since only the living can search for and place avatars of our Toothy Lord, the Holy Crocodile. But there are times when being dead is more useful, as only zombies can destroy avatars of the Alligator. So it's hard to answer your question. As the Crocodile's Book of Teeth says, there is a time to live, a time to die, a time to reap, a time to sow, a time to make balloon animals, a time to collect stamps. Or something along those lines, I forget. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:54, 2 June 2010 (BST)
: We are going to destroy all fundamentalistic, capitalistic and other liers presence in Malton outside of Dulston, so please answer are you pagans too or not. Thanks. [[User:Freakazoit|Freakazoit]] 08:22, 30 August 2009 (BST)
:: Um... possibly we could be described as Pagans, given that we follow an Animal totem of sorts. But we're not interested in helping you "destroy all fundamentalistic, capitalistic and other liers presence in Malton"... you're on your own there... --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:17, 31 August 2009 (BST)
::: Thanks.  From now Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile allowed to edit "pagans" page and  change there anything you want. If you have another vision of pagans, you can write there. I am not an leader, just another follower, so I will continue war against religious fundamentalism by myself. bla bla bla, bla bla bla. Let's unite!!! [[User:Freakazoit|Freakazoit]] 05:11, 9 September 2009 (BST)


= greetings from your neighborhood PKer =
=Zombie For The Crocodile=
I have decided that the best way to continue the Croc's mission is to eat people in the manner of His Toothiness, thus I will not be able to be active in the group's affairs. See you around and braarz za Grargargarah! [[User:Wil Truman|Wil Truman]] 01:38, 2 June 2010 (BST)


Hello neighbors!  My name is [[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] and I live very, very close to you.  Some of you may have noticed that members of the cult have been targeted in some recent murders.  This is not a coincidence.  I am, in fact, out to get you.  I am one of [[The_Mystic_Knights_of_the_Oingo_Boingo|The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo]] and you had better keep your eyes open for us.  --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 13:33, 14 June 2009 (BST)


:Well, that's terrible news, but to be honest, it'll be surprising if we even notice your addition to the list of people killing us. We're currently involved in apparent permanent war with the zombified Defenders of Gummer Bank, and there are quite a few opportunist ferals joining in. But don't let discourage you :D Your threats are important to us, and one of our representatives will be with you as soon as possible. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:15, 15 June 2009 (BST)
=Decorum of the Holy Visage=
So recently we had to demolish and rebuild the holy sanctuary due to the invasion of certain blasphemous idols. After all the hard work in rebuilding there is some debate as to what our temples decorations should comprise of. I think the most obvious decoration should be that of 1 crocodile and 12 European Paintings. We should set up a sub group in the cult that is responsible for rebuilding the holy site in this image. Each member of this sub group should be responsible of holding on to a specific ingredient. Obviously the most important ingrediant is that of your Toothy Lord and although I would love the opportunity to carry the lord with me where ever I go, I feel that it is too much of an honor for a person to claim. However I have no problem carrying around a European painting with me just in case we need one. I suggest this subgroup consist of 13 members 1 elected leader that carries a spare stuffed crocodile with him at all times, and 12 disciples that carry the 12 European paintings. [[User:Wounded Coyote|Wounded Coyote]] 15:51, 23 November 2010 (UTC)


::This is very comforting news.  I hope to meet all of you very soon. --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 20:39, 15 June 2009 (BST)
:If you guys want, i can go rot revive myself and bring you a moose head.--[[User:HaroldMax|HaroldMax]] 23:52, 23 November 2010 (UTC)


:::A brief update - as of June 26<sup>th</sup> I have killed 12 crocodile cultists. See you all later! --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 18:11, 26 June 2009 (BST)
I dont think it matters what the decorations are as long as there are crocodiles and paintings. --[[User:Bizkit66|Bizkit66]] 01:21, 25 November 2010 (UTC)
=Allies?=
Greetings Cult, I would like to ally myself with you. My [[The Funkiller Squad|group]] currently has no members, but I can help you when you need it. Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon! [[User:Pathetic Bill X|William]] 12:18, 19 January 2010


::::Really? Who, and where? That's pretty good work, are you sure they were all followers of our Toothy Lord, and not just random people standing around near one of His avatars? --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 00:41, 28 June 2009 (BST)
= nigromante sucia =


:::::  Here is a list- Acidial, Cambo81, Dolalmoth, eqlizer, Jockler, jokeasassin, Kevin McAxe, Professor Dairy, and the hammer of dawn. any of these names familiar? --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 18:48, 6 July 2009 (BST)
I've encountered [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1790606 nigromante sucia], who killed your group members, [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1790606 thrice]. Surprisingly, he seems to be a pro-survivor. He cooperated with a few people sharing the same safehouse to take back [[the Canner Building]] from zombies. So I asked him nicely why a pro-survivor like him goes into a conflict with a pro-survivor group like yours. And [http://iamscott.net/1300949434545.html here is his reply].


::::::Yeah, those sound like Crocodile worshippers. I even saw you get a couple of them myself. Congratulations. You sure showed us. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:24, 7 July 2009 (BST)
I leave it up to you to settle your differences the way you see fit. I'm leaving the suburb. Good luck. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 08:04, 24 March 2011 (UTC)


:::::::How come I keep killing you guys, yet nobody comes to try to find me?  Surely, I must be better sport than hanging out in hospitals and getting killed many times, revived, and killed again? --[[User:jaxster|JaXstER]] 17:17, 7 July 2009 (BST)
:Yeah, sadly it's not really possible to settle differences with someone who's not available to talk to.
:Also, cowardice is not what I would have called the events that lead to the conflict - I told her she was a fucktard for PKing people, because it's a total waste of time given that it's easier to find a revive than it was to kill someone in the first place. I hit her once with an axe and told her to stop PKing because we had 15 zombies outside and needed all the survivors we could get, and Bizkit66 killed her because he was sick of her shit.
:For those crimes, I've been PKed about 4 times and Bizkit has 2 or 3 times that I know of. She also found one of my alts in the next suburb, didn't realise that it wasn't the same person (similar names) and accused it of cowardice for running away from the temple... of course the alt hadn't been at the temple, that would have been zerging, but I didn't get a chance to tell her that, since she killed me and ran off... but maybe that's why she was talking about cowardice being the reason for her continued PKing?
:Anyway, if you see her again, please direct her here so we can at least talk about it. We've had PK vendettas before, and they're really not that big a deal, because as mentioned, revives are easier than the kill was, and she's alone while we are many. In the current situation with the zombie horde, the balance shifts a little of course, so maybe we could persuade her to come back later when there's someone alive to kill? --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:32, 25 March 2011 (UTC)


::::::::The answer is a bit further up on this very page... no offense meant to your skillful and ingenious PKing prowess, but you are literally the least of our concerns right now.
:: During my recent travels in the wilderness I also encountered her/him, shared a safehouse. I think the vendettas probably done with (she/he certainly didn't PK me and was reasonably civil). --[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 20:10, 8 April 2011 (BST)
::::::::Also, what would be the point of hunting you down and killing you? Someone would just revive you, and you'd be right back at it. *shrug* There are more of us than there are of you, so we can keep reviving each other, and eventually you'll get bored and wander off. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:31, 8 July 2009 (BST)


:::::::::Right!
=Zombie zergs in Skarin=


= Forums =
During the recent infestation of Skarin I DNA extracted a few of the zeds that were suspiciously determined to stay put in the Holy P.D.


I've been thinking recently about the situation with our forums. They're pretty much useless, as no one signs up or checks them any more, and because we're more of a group who laughs in the face of danger and draws a false moustache on the face of fear we don't especially need them for coordinating anything. But, in my long hiatus with other groups, I've got pretty used to having a forum to check, and I thought it would be cool if we made an effort at making a new one, if only so we can talk a bit more without using AP that could otherwise be spent searching for Avatars. Somewhere that members of the Cult can just hang out, chill, get to know any of the little nooblets recently hatched from the eggs of ignorance, and generally have a relaxed and groovy time.
The results where interesting to say the least:


I'm pretty familiar with Invisionfree, and I'd be cool with setting up just a basic forum, slapping a banner on it and trying to get the phone mast back up so I could text people the URL, but I just thought I'd suggest it here first and see if anyone else thought it was worth it? I mean, no point me spending about an hour rigging the whole thing up and then no one wants to use it. So, thoughts? --[[User:Coven|Coven]] 17:10, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Field Alexis Bledel


:I'd add it to my daily list of sites to check, but I don't think it's really needed. Getting signed on and all that palaver tends to be more trouble than it's worth, too. But don't let my apathy stop you :D --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:12, 12 August 2009 (BST)
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1364858


*I wouldn't mind some message boards. There's also a pretty neat free chatbox called Chatzy would could link to it, open up some communication. It probably wouldn't be used much, but maybe not much is enough. We could work on expanding a fuller version of the Book of Teeth, have lengthier discussions about what we're going to do about alligators, maybe even work out a meshed strategy. We are a very random, yet happy group, so if the boards could somehow reflect that it would be neat. Anyway I guess it couldn't hurt. --[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 01:22, 14 August 2009 (BST)
Field Aurix


:: :D! I'll get something done and send it out over the radio soon as I'm done getting syringes. To the Interwebz! --[[User:Coven|Coven]] 22:01, 14 August 2009 (BST)
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365388


= The Gummy lot =
Field cambo81


What's the deal with them? The Dulston Alliance recieved a request to intervene in the conflict, but we'd really like to know some more info. What started the conflict? I read somewhere about the cult alledgedly killing some innocents over alligators or something. Could you please confirm what's actually happened?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 21:52, 16 October 2009 (BST)
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1367173


:There are several versions, here's mine. Someone told us about stuffed avatars of the evil Alligator in a Bank in Houldenbank. With a variety of alts, and a full ethical spectrum of methods, two members of the cult that I know of attacked Gummer Bank, and eventually destroyed the stuffed alligators. There have been reports that more cultists came down from Dunningwood, I'm not sure if that's true, but it doesn't seem unlikely. Most of us thought it would be a laugh, at the time.
Field ReaverVade
:The Defenders of Gummer Bank apparently told someone, during the attacks, that they would camp Skarin for at least a year if we didn't stop attacking them. I don't recall seeing that warning. I doubt I would have taken it very seriously if I had, though, I wouldn't have believed anyone would care enough to do that. But they were serious alright :D
:The player of Lynch was one of the main perpetrators of the original assault, but he has since defected to the Gummers, or so he says. I haven't seen him actually attacking Skarin, but he's been on holiday. Maybe a new wave of Fieldy terror will start tomorrow.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:46, 18 October 2009 (BST)
::So you just went in to the bank and killed them? Were you doing it in the name of your group, as it seems?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 10:24, 18 October 2009 (BST)
:::We busted in, they ran away or were killed, we destroyed the decorations. Killing them was never the point, but if they stood there, they were stopping us from destroying the decorations. However, since death means little or nothing in this game, I think they should have gotten over it by now.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:20, 19 October 2009 (BST)
::::Were you humans or zombies when you killed them?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 07:12, 19 October 2009 (BST)
:::::Zombies are human too. But I was always a zombie, since only zombies can destroy decorations. Others may have been alive or dead as they saw fit. I don't see why it makes any difference, though. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:47, 20 October 2009 (BST)
::::::It makes a difference because they're claimign higher morality because they used zombies to attack you. Did you kill innocent survivors when you were zombies?--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 07:27, 20 October 2009 (BST)
:::::::They have been attacking as survivors as well as as zombies, and yes we probably killed innocent survivors in our efforts to get them to leave Gummer Bank. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 06:30, 21 October 2009 (BST)
::::::::Alright, I think you're both as bad as each other really. You both killed each other as zombies, you both hurt other survivors as zombies. I'm going to recommend that the alliance doesn't intervene in this matter.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 07:32, 21 October 2009 (BST)


= Leaving the Temple?!? =
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365383
I strongly disagree that we should leave. This is our home, this is where we've been, and we can't let minions of the alligator force us out, even if our allies turn away. At the most we should all either take a pilgrimage, even an extended one if need be, or all of us attack their homeland for a while. We cannot be forced out this way, not after so long of protecting our home. We must make some hard choices right now, but I'm sure the Great One will lead us to the right ones.--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 12:19, 17 October 2009 (PST)


:Pilgrimage and/or assault on Gummer Bank is fine by me, as long as what few of us are left all do so at the same time.--[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:52, 18 October 2009 (BST)
Field samboy


You can wander down and attack the Gummer if you like but it would only make your situation worse. As you know, we will be taking a vote in January to decide if we should leave after a year or continue to attack. At present, the general feeling is leaning towards leaving you alone. Reasons for this are the reduced activity and numbers of cultists, you have some new people who were not around when this started so we don’t hold them as responsible as the older generation of cultists (hopefully the new blood will be fully aware of what happens when we are attacked and will avoid doing so in the future), the fact that you now seem to accept that we are serious when we say we will keep it up for an extended period, the rather nice chaps in the Dunningwood Warriors would like Odiles hospital to be safer, Lynch has been to The Gummer and helped fight off which ever versions of mrrrrgggh and bizkit are currently attacking as well as having a cultist KOS order put on him and, finally, it would be nice to go home and re-unite with the rest of the group.
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365385


Attacking the Gummer in greater numbers than you already are doing would most defiantly sway the vote in favour of us staying after January. I’m told that there is little trouble repelling the odd mrrrgggh and bizkit attacks so they don’t seem to bother the caretakers too much, some form of retaliation is to be expected and wouldn’t really count against you in the vote. Increasing the assault most defiantly would. Despite the above points, if we felt it necessary to continue the attack then we would be happy to do so. 


I’m sure I’ve said similar to this before but I’ll say it again, if, at some point, you want Skarin back then your best option would be to simply accept what you brought upon yourselves, wait it out and learn from it. --[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 12:45, 18 October 2009 (BST)
Looks like a zerger to me. --[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 20:06, 8 April 2011 (BST)


:I can only conclude from that patronising addendum that the lesson you want us to learn is to never do anything because you might offend some hypervindictive lunatic who will proceed to punish everyone you know for an entire year. Interesting lesson. Unlikely to be true in 99% of cases, but still worth remembering. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:39, 19 October 2009 (BST)
:LOL Lynch is up to his old tricks :D --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 07:01, 9 April 2011 (BST)


::That’s close enough to the gist of it, yes.--[[User:MrBanana666|MrBanana666]] 17:22, 19 October 2009 (BST)
:: Okay, for a moment I thought it was some obsessed Croc hater. --[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 19:38, 9 April 2011 (BST)


This madness has to stop! They honestly expect us to just give in to their stupid requests! The Crocodile will not be ashamed this way! I say we all converge and give them a few months of zeds the same stupid way they're trying to do to us! They want us to learn some grand lesson from the mouth of the Alligator himself and I say no! The Alligator's words will not poison my ears, nor MrBanana's or any other alligator-phile! My strongest zed alt is assaulting their home currently and all Crocodile believers should have the same happen! I don't care about their misguided attempts at reconcialition, their home can be torn apart same as any!--[[User:Prof. Latirus|Acidical]] 14:06, 23 October 2009 (PST)
:::Oh please billyboy, i don't zerg, i don't have to. Besides, none of you were complaining when those same field zergs were defending skarim. --[[User:HaroldMax|HaroldMax]] 16:08, 10 April 2011 (BST)


:::New plan: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's time to Braarz za Grargargarah! In fact, it may even be Allo'ween, the one time of the year when the Toothy Lord is powerless, and all His followers walk the streets in an orgy of undead nastiness!! Zmazh! Braarz za Arrargagar!! --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 23:32, 24 October 2009 (BST)
::::First off, when were they defending Skarin? And secondly, we have complained about Lynch's zerging before, but it never gets us anywhere. He's had all his characters deleted at least once, and it doesn't bother him at all. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:37, 11 April 2011 (BST)


I want my Coven back, D:...*sniff* he said he would be back home by Christmas, *sobs*...--[[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]][[User:MisterGame|<span style= "color: maroon; background-color: white">'''''Thadeous Oakley''''']][[Image:Umbrella-White.png|14px]]</span> 23:53, 24 October 2009 (BST)
:::::It was during gummer war, they were able to keep skarim up day or so. Don't have screenshot to prove it, you just have to take my word for it. Anyway, here's couple of more you guys missed, i added them all in my contacts back then. --[[User:HaroldMax|HaroldMax]] 17:03, 12 April 2011 (BST)
:::::Field Bizkit66: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365036
:::::Field Weredragon: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1364899
:::::(btw: there was more but i guess those were deleted. i remember at least Field TMX Elmo, Field Twincam and Field mmmrghhhsomething.)


=Dunningwood Warriors???=
::::::Yeah he made a field version of everyone, I laughed 'til I stopped --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 05:28, 18 April 2011 (BST)
Is anyone else getting PKed by the Dunningwood Warriors? I had to leave the suburb. --[[User:V darkstar|V darkstar]] 1:30, 10/1/09


:Yes, so far I've seen them kill two of us, and since the writing was on the wall, I suicided out the nearest window. Why fear death? If they want more zombies around killing them, then let's get it on! --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 19:13, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
=There is hope!=


::Well I better get some Zombie skills Braarz za Grargargarah! --[[User:V darkstar|V darkstar]] 2:30, 10/1/09
Apparently the search success rates in ruined NTs for the Tears of the Croc has gone up substantially as a game balancing thing:


:::The Dunningwood Warriors have a forum here, and they've given us a private section. Well, private-ish, the moderators/admins/whatever have access to it. The forum address is http://www.dndarchive.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=64 I encourage all Cultists to at least consider joining up.
“ Yes, this is just a simple built-in balancing mechanic, triggered by the overall state of the game - at the other end of the scale, search rates drop when survivors greatly outnumber the undead. If you want a thematic reason for it, the pickings are richer for an individual survivor when there are fewer of them around to do the looting, and when the suburbs are getting too comfortably repopulated by the living, it's harder for them to find something that's been overlooked by everyone else. ”


:::: Also these phone will improve contacts, I like them a lot http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/DSS_Satellite_Phone --[[User:V darkstar|V darkstar]] 8:00, 11/7/09
—Kevan, via email


Let us return home once the zed horde has moved on. -Bizkit66
Copied from here:


= Boardsie's and Knight'sTemplar =
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:The_Dead_2.0#The_End_result


Greetings, I am Micky Dolenz of the Boardsie's. We along with our allies, the Knights Templar are in your area. Is there someone I could speak with on a secure line.
--[[User:Tefl0n B1lly|Tefl0n B1lly]] 09:07, 15 May 2011 (BST)


Thanks
= Please read this asap =


Micky.
[[Screw the Dead]]


Reply: No i think this is our main communication channel say what you need here. --[[User:Bizkit66|Bizkit66]] 08:41, 31 December 2009 (UTC)
:Personally I think it's awesome that for a change, there's an actual zombie apocalypse going on. The way things are now is the way they should be. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 20:49, 3 June 2011 (BST)


:Yeah, like Bizkit said, we aren't really organised enough to have any private means of communication, we don't have leaders, and we don't all do what we're told... so your best bet is to post stuff here --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 17:45, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
= Nice PD you have there...<b>*CRASH...BANG....*</b>whoops! =
[[File:Rosedec.jpg]]
[[File:Skarinrow-postfod.jpg]]
-- {{User:RobOppenheimer/Sig}} 22:37, 9 February 2012 (UTC)


= Great suburb group Massacre 2010 =
== Who is this asshole? ==


{{Group Active!}}--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 20:20, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
<blockquote>There is a group of six other zombies here, five of them from your horde. You recognise Sharktopus, sahm25, Banana Stickers, Durumana, Stan McKhanic and Grahahah amongst them.
<BR>
Since your last turn:
<BR>
Zero Never said "mph... looks like another buncha zergs..." (6 minutes ago)
</blockquote>
[[MOB|kekekekekekekekeke]] --[[User:Amber Waves of Pain|Amber Waves of Pain]] 04:57, 24 March 2012 (UTC)


Yes, we are still active. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:08, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
== Still reviving brain rotters? ==


=About that crocodile...=
I am a rotter in need of a revive desperately.
I might have done terrible terrible things to stuffed crocodile's that I found lying around. Although I have not been punished yet so, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!?
Im en rout to the Canner Building.
[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]
Will I be revived?
Thanks, --{{User:Nickizdaboss574/Sig}} 20:59, 31 August 2012 (BST)


:Do not taunt the Toothy Lord, or you will surely regret it. The Alligator you serve may make promises, but It is the Prince of Lies and Darkness, and will drag you down to Scaly Hell to suffer for eternity.
:It's not impossible, but the place doesn't tend to have a generator lately... not much activity in Dunningwood these days. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 08:35, 2 September 2012 (BST)
:Furthermore, an apostrophe signifies ownership, not plurality, noob :P --05:37, 2 March 2010 (UTC)


::What if I serve no false idols, be it alligator or crocodile? In that case, I have no reason to fear "Scaly Hell". So, I'll just keep wreaking crocodiles until I make my way to your suburb, then I'll wreak your temple. Sound fun? Actually, it probably doesn't sound fun for you but it will be very fun for me. See you then. Oh, and just to spite you, stuffed <b>crocodile's</b> are stupid.:D
= Greetings from an old friend =
::[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]
It's me Not here right now from the Gummer bank lot, just thought I would pop by to see how you're all doing.--[[User:Nhrn|Nhrn]] 05:03, 1 October 2012 (BST)


:::I can't believe that anyone would be so hurtful :( --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:01, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
==The [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2013|Great Suburb Group Massacre]], now with crocodile cultists!==
BARH-- er, g'day! I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs<font color=red>, in addition to using a radio frequency</font>. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond '''within the next month''' with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2013|informational page]]. Thank you very big! --{{User:Chirurgien/GekaiSig}} 17:41, 22 October 2013 (BST)


::::Well I'm not just anyone, judging by your recent news, I'd say you guys need someone to ruin your day, since it's been awhile since thats happened. Look on the bright side, at least I don't want to kill you, just your false idol. See you soon.
::::[[User:Pathetic Bill X|William X. Savlov]]
=Go away please=
I'm in Dunningwood  and I keep hearing people talking about this Cult and the toothy lord or whatever. I was just curios why you people haven't left Dunningwood or  could you please stick to just using a radio frequency. --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 03:59, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Not going to happen, I'm afraid. If your eyes are blinded to the Toothy Lord's glory, and you wish your ears to be similarly unaffected, the only course of action open to you is to leave the suburb. Unless of course you would prefer to serve the Alligator, in which case giving in to your anger and hate and attempting to strike us down is a second option. --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 04:27, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:: I actually seen his glory today so to celebrate I wrote this story [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Radio_Girl/Chronicle here] --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 04:25, 3 April 2010 (BST)


= Look at this ==
Yeah, we're here still... we still use our radio.  
I wanted people to be able to read the Book of Teeth easier. So I wrote this [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Book_Of_Teeth here ] for the time being but if it seems unfit then I'd happily let someone edit it.
 
:I think it belongs on the Cult page --[[User:Cman yall|Cman yall]] 08:22, 3 April 2010 (BST)


=Greetings from the [[Undeadites]]!=
-Bizkit
'''All your bra!nz are belong to us!!!''' --{{User:Creeping Crud/sig}} 18:29, 7 April 2010 (BST)
:Thanks for the message! Please list the exact suburbs you are active in, and your exact frequency. If you have any questions, please see [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2013|our information page]]. {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 12:58, 21 November 2013 (UTC)
:I'm afraid that our "bra!nz" are dedicated to the Toothy Lord only. --[[User:V darkstar|V darkstar]] 21:38, 7 April 2010 (BST)
::Because you've failed to list complete information, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 20:31, 1 December 2013 (UTC)
:: Sad I've always liked hearing of the Undeadites wrecking places and killing but to harm followers of the Toothy Lord you are asking for trouble. --[[User:Radio Girl|Radio Girl]] 01:51, 8 April 2010 (BST)

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Membership standards

Do we in fact have any?

the only standard i can think of is to have faith in our lord.Arikane 18:22, 14 August 2007 (BST)
Sounds good to me. Brarz za Grargargarah!! (Praise the Crocodile!!) --Cman yall 06:48, 21 August 2007 (BST)


Very cool group indeed, but can you follow this religion as one of the living impared as well?--Vista +1 12:48, 9 May 2007 (BST)

as long as you dont eat the living followers, i dont see why not.Arikane 16:23, 9 May 2007 (BST)
I'm not convinced about that... I think our Toothed Master would be quite comfortable with the idea of eating people ;) --Cman yall 10:56, 18 May 2007 (BST)
.....you know...you've got a good point there. Arikane 22:33, 21 May 2007 (BST)

You guys are breath of fresh air aound here...good on ya.--Kristi of the Dead 07:54, 15 July 2007 (BST)


Things to do

Feel free to add to the list with your own ideas. Arikane 16:57, 7 May 2007 (BST)

More miracles
More scriptures (maybe passages from the Croc-o-bible?)

Well, as long as we don't actually call it the Croc-o-bible...--Mark Eaton 7 May 2007
i'm just throwing out ideas. some will be good and some will be bad.Arikane 16:00, 8 May 2007 (BST)

Patron Saints and Prophets.

I'm not sure that's a good idea... does the Cult of the Crocodile have to be modelled entirely on christianity? Some people might get offended, others (non-christians) might be generally uncomfortable with it --Cman yall 22:14, 7 May 2007 (BST)
See, this is a problem I've had for a while and a theological sticking point for me. There are other stuffed crocodiles out there, one only a few buildings away, and they can be aquired more or less endlessly if we want to. Now, we obviously have the One True Crocodile, and a Patron Saint or two can't hurt as long as they're human or zed, but I agree about keeping steered away from being overly-Christian. Perhaps instead of an expanded pantheon (they get messy, and its where the Greeks and Scandanavians went wrong) we can use other stuffed crocodiles as totems or something along those lines. --Mark Eaton 7 May 2007
Surely all stuffed crocodiles are equal? They are all but symbols of His Toothy Magnificence. --Cman yall
The multiple stuffed crocs could be a sign of his Omnipresence. and i agree that it shouldn't be modelled completely on christianity but writers write about what they know and thats the one religion i know well enough about to parody. if you have a good understanding of other religions, please feel free to throw in some things. Arikane 16:00, 8 May 2007 (BST)
Need to do a survey of the members, to find out what the crocodile means to them... then maybe we can divide up into various sects and sub-cults, and have a holy war or two :) --Cman yall 21:14, 8 May 2007 (BST)
holy wars would be fun but we should probably wait until we're a bit bigger before we start splitting into sects. or how about this: what if some of us start cults following other stuffed animals? and then have a holy war between the different animal cults.Arikane 22:25, 10 May 2007 (BST)
Can't happen... There is the crocodile, and no others... Also, right now, we don't have the membership... When we do have about 50 people or so, we'll actually be able to acomplish something... To far away from a mall to help those... But I could envision a COSC revive point... And all the zeds we could kill for our stuffed lord... Unity is necessary... 00:31, 14 May 2007 (BST)
certainly need a revive point, I've been dead for several days now :( but for some reason there are a bunch of survivors outside the entry point hospital, and Mrrrggggh is having a bagnag (picnic) with them ;) --Cman yall 07:18, 14 May 2007 (BST)

more prayers
calender of holidays
A picture of our lord Croc
One of them banner thingies maybe? "This user or group pays homage to our Scaly Lord" or something... anyone know how to make those?

Well... Miracles happen as they happen... Don't think we have any unlisted ones yet...

Does anyone else think we should have a header to our page that lists the current status of the PD and the current decorations? I think it would be a good idea. Acidical 22:38, 22 October 2007 (BST)



CoC questions

Hi, I've gotten it into my head to do a bit of a newsish type thing for fun. I thought it would be interesting to ask all the leaders of all the groups listed on the stats page a few questions. Then when I got them all together begin posting them on the big forums and the wiki just for fun. I know you're prolly busy but I'd love it if you could take a quick second and look over the questions I've written below. You don't have to answer all of them if you don't like.

In any event I just thought it would be fun to get everyone's answers and compare them and what not.

Thanks again

First lot of answers added by Cman yall 20:28, 8 September 2007 (BST). More answers required, I am merely one more follower of our Toothy Lord. Cultists only please.

1. How long have you been in Malton?

4 months or so?


2. What is your best memory or memories of this city?

When His Temple of Taxidermy was whole, with its 12 European paintings and it's one Toothy Avatar. Before the minions of the Alligator ****ed it up for us.


3. What are some Lessons you've learned during your stay here?

Don't trust the minions of the Alligator.


4. Who's your right hand man/woman? And why do you trust them?

We are all equal in the eyes of our Scaled Protector.


5. What makes a good Human Leader? / Zombie Leader? / Pk Leader?

Green scales, a wide jaw, and many many teeth.


6. What does your group do best?

Argue about silly things until a consensus is reached, and then lay a disorganised smackdown.


7. What is your groups greatest accomplishment?

Holding together despite the evil Alligator's plots against our sanity.


8. Why are you in charge?

The Crocodile is in charge, we are but his minions.


9. If you weren't in this group which group would you be in?

No group.


10. What's the future of your group?

Only our Toothy Lord knows.


11. Who is Malton's best leader? / Who would you follow?

Er... ?


12. What group do you secretly admire? / Why?

Um... ? I expect this question to be a popular target for vandals.


13. Who is your Favorite Group in the City?

See 12.


14. What is the Future of Malton?

One day, if we are sufficiently worthy, the Taxidermied Terror will return, and smite the evil doers, raise all the dead, and restore the city to its former glory.


15. Do you have a Favorite Suburb?

Dunningwood, our home.


16. Who is the most powerful person in the City?

Our Scaled Protector, of course.


17. What is the best UD upgrade?

Decorations.


18. What question should I have asked you? (answer that one).

If you could change one thing about the game, what would it be? Answer: allow survivors to change decorations, so we didn't have to zombify in order to fix the alligator minions' mischief against our temple. Of course, that would make the mischeif easier too... hmmm...


19. Who else should I ask about leadership?

Everyone should answer :)


20. What would you change about Malton if you could?

I would rid the Holy PD of stuffed alligators, and banish them all to the west side where zombies hold sway.


21. If you excaped Malton what would be the first thing you'd do?

I'm going to Disney Land!


22. Any advice for an aspiring group leader?

Don't bother, it's not worth making yourself a target. The city is full of ****in idiots who think it's funny to annoy people.


23. Anything you want to say to the people of Malton?

$%#@ you, Lynch47 you zerging @#&%$, $%#@ you very much.


24. Tell me a Joke.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"

--Kristi of the Dead 06:33, 8 September 2007 (BST)


Merry Christmas from the FOD!!

Greetings again Croco's! It's the first Christmas for the FOD. The season has put us in a reflective mood. We realize that without you Crocs, there would be no FOD. Please, take a moment and reflect with us on a couple of past events and take pride in the part you guys played.

As a small token of our appreciation, I give you this: http://i3.tinypic.com/8fxja5v.jpg

As well, it seems your group is less active these days. The fire of your wiki seems to have gone out, like some neglected flame that has been extinguished. Perhaps all you need is a change of scenery. Why not accompany us on a campaign? Ludicrous you say! Outrageous! Perhaps. But maybe not. Have you taken a good look at what you have chosen as your 'master'? Look past the 'stuffing'. It's a Crocodile. A predator. Think about it my friends.

--Hibernaculum 19:59, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


The Crocodile is a predator, it's true, but He doesn't hunt in packs with carnivourous vegetables. So thanks, but I'll take a raincheck --Cman yall 20:33, 6 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Carnivorous vegetables...we'll have to add that to the list. My friend, now is the time for you to finally come to understand our name. It seems the name has meant different things to different people. It's been passed around with the port at various meetings and never quite understood. We've been mistaken for hippies, flower children, veggies, poets and other such dregs. But alas, the name is simply lifted from a song and meant to represent the decay sweeping through Malton and our very small part in trying to counter it...of which you are already well versed in the ideology.
  • As for joining us on a little hunt, the offer still stands. Perhaps his scaly, toothy grinned magnificence will reveal an alternate purpose for you and your brood in the fullness of time.
  • And lastly, did you know that during our travels, we encountered a strange creature calling himself 'Lyle the Crocodile' who espoused many of your mantras? He was on tour with the QSG last I saw. We thought he was one of yours but didn't have a tag. Perhaps you have an acolyte out there you are not aware of? --Hibernaculum 00:44, 7 December 2007 (UTC)


I would not be surprised to discover that others have independently learned the truth about Our Toothy Lord, for truly, the Crocodile moves in mysterious ways. Perhaps this Lyle fellow will be led to the Holy PD at Skarin, and join us, or perhaps he follows his own path to the Scaled One's glory. --Cman yall 07:34, 7 December 2007 (UTC)


Well Mrrgggggghh, did you's survive the March of the Dead? Does the holy temple still stand? --Hibernaculum 14:36, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Looks like it got taken down today... by the time you read this, I'll be braarzarng za Gragrargarah --Cman yall 05:48, 3 April 2008 (BST)


"Miracles"

But I've found that many syringes with half that AP before. It all depends on the search rate Kevan implements. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 06:03, 11 April 2009 (BST)

It was a miracle then, too. But attributable to a different stuffed God, I'm sure. Now hush, unbeliever, we don't take kindly to your sort around here >:| --Cman yall 05:20, 12 April 2009 (BST)
I also achieved said feat with 20AP yesterday >=] DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 06:15, 12 April 2009 (BST)
Then praise the stuffed animal of your choice, preferably a Toothy and Green one other than an Alligator. --Cman yall 06:58, 27 May 2009 (BST)


greetings from your neighborhood PKer

Hello neighbors! My name is JaXstER and I live very, very close to you. Some of you may have noticed that members of the cult have been targeted in some recent murders. This is not a coincidence. I am, in fact, out to get you. I am one of The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo and you had better keep your eyes open for us. --JaXstER 13:33, 14 June 2009 (BST)

Well, that's terrible news, but to be honest, it'll be surprising if we even notice your addition to the list of people killing us. We're currently involved in apparent permanent war with the zombified Defenders of Gummer Bank, and there are quite a few opportunist ferals joining in. But don't let discourage you :D Your threats are important to us, and one of our representatives will be with you as soon as possible. --Cman yall 06:15, 15 June 2009 (BST)
This is very comforting news. I hope to meet all of you very soon. --JaXstER 20:39, 15 June 2009 (BST)
A brief update - as of June 26th I have killed 12 crocodile cultists. See you all later! --JaXstER 18:11, 26 June 2009 (BST)
Really? Who, and where? That's pretty good work, are you sure they were all followers of our Toothy Lord, and not just random people standing around near one of His avatars? --Cman yall 00:41, 28 June 2009 (BST)
Here is a list- Acidial, Cambo81, Dolalmoth, eqlizer, Jockler, jokeasassin, Kevin McAxe, Professor Dairy, and the hammer of dawn. any of these names familiar? --JaXstER 18:48, 6 July 2009 (BST)
Yeah, those sound like Crocodile worshippers. I even saw you get a couple of them myself. Congratulations. You sure showed us. --Cman yall 07:24, 7 July 2009 (BST)
How come I keep killing you guys, yet nobody comes to try to find me? Surely, I must be better sport than hanging out in hospitals and getting killed many times, revived, and killed again? --JaXstER 17:17, 7 July 2009 (BST)
The answer is a bit further up on this very page... no offense meant to your skillful and ingenious PKing prowess, but you are literally the least of our concerns right now.
Also, what would be the point of hunting you down and killing you? Someone would just revive you, and you'd be right back at it. *shrug* There are more of us than there are of you, so we can keep reviving each other, and eventually you'll get bored and wander off. --Cman yall 06:31, 8 July 2009 (BST)
Right!


The Gummy lot

What's the deal with them? The Dulston Alliance recieved a request to intervene in the conflict, but we'd really like to know some more info. What started the conflict? I read somewhere about the cult alledgedly killing some innocents over alligators or something. Could you please confirm what's actually happened?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:52, 16 October 2009 (BST)

There are several versions, here's mine. Someone told us about stuffed avatars of the evil Alligator in a Bank in Houldenbank. With a variety of alts, and a full ethical spectrum of methods, two members of the cult that I know of attacked Gummer Bank, and eventually destroyed the stuffed alligators. There have been reports that more cultists came down from Dunningwood, I'm not sure if that's true, but it doesn't seem unlikely. Most of us thought it would be a laugh, at the time.
The Defenders of Gummer Bank apparently told someone, during the attacks, that they would camp Skarin for at least a year if we didn't stop attacking them. I don't recall seeing that warning. I doubt I would have taken it very seriously if I had, though, I wouldn't have believed anyone would care enough to do that. But they were serious alright :D
The player of Lynch was one of the main perpetrators of the original assault, but he has since defected to the Gummers, or so he says. I haven't seen him actually attacking Skarin, but he's been on holiday. Maybe a new wave of Fieldy terror will start tomorrow.--Cman yall 05:46, 18 October 2009 (BST)
So you just went in to the bank and killed them? Were you doing it in the name of your group, as it seems?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 10:24, 18 October 2009 (BST)
We busted in, they ran away or were killed, we destroyed the decorations. Killing them was never the point, but if they stood there, they were stopping us from destroying the decorations. However, since death means little or nothing in this game, I think they should have gotten over it by now.--Cman yall 05:20, 19 October 2009 (BST)
Were you humans or zombies when you killed them?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 07:12, 19 October 2009 (BST)
Zombies are human too. But I was always a zombie, since only zombies can destroy decorations. Others may have been alive or dead as they saw fit. I don't see why it makes any difference, though. --Cman yall 06:47, 20 October 2009 (BST)
It makes a difference because they're claimign higher morality because they used zombies to attack you. Did you kill innocent survivors when you were zombies?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 07:27, 20 October 2009 (BST)
They have been attacking as survivors as well as as zombies, and yes we probably killed innocent survivors in our efforts to get them to leave Gummer Bank. --Cman yall 06:30, 21 October 2009 (BST)
Alright, I think you're both as bad as each other really. You both killed each other as zombies, you both hurt other survivors as zombies. I'm going to recommend that the alliance doesn't intervene in this matter.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 07:32, 21 October 2009 (BST)

Leaving the Temple?!?

I strongly disagree that we should leave. This is our home, this is where we've been, and we can't let minions of the alligator force us out, even if our allies turn away. At the most we should all either take a pilgrimage, even an extended one if need be, or all of us attack their homeland for a while. We cannot be forced out this way, not after so long of protecting our home. We must make some hard choices right now, but I'm sure the Great One will lead us to the right ones.--Acidical 12:19, 17 October 2009 (PST)

Pilgrimage and/or assault on Gummer Bank is fine by me, as long as what few of us are left all do so at the same time.--Cman yall 05:52, 18 October 2009 (BST)

You can wander down and attack the Gummer if you like but it would only make your situation worse. As you know, we will be taking a vote in January to decide if we should leave after a year or continue to attack. At present, the general feeling is leaning towards leaving you alone. Reasons for this are the reduced activity and numbers of cultists, you have some new people who were not around when this started so we don’t hold them as responsible as the older generation of cultists (hopefully the new blood will be fully aware of what happens when we are attacked and will avoid doing so in the future), the fact that you now seem to accept that we are serious when we say we will keep it up for an extended period, the rather nice chaps in the Dunningwood Warriors would like Odiles hospital to be safer, Lynch has been to The Gummer and helped fight off which ever versions of mrrrrgggh and bizkit are currently attacking as well as having a cultist KOS order put on him and, finally, it would be nice to go home and re-unite with the rest of the group.

Attacking the Gummer in greater numbers than you already are doing would most defiantly sway the vote in favour of us staying after January. I’m told that there is little trouble repelling the odd mrrrgggh and bizkit attacks so they don’t seem to bother the caretakers too much, some form of retaliation is to be expected and wouldn’t really count against you in the vote. Increasing the assault most defiantly would. Despite the above points, if we felt it necessary to continue the attack then we would be happy to do so.

I’m sure I’ve said similar to this before but I’ll say it again, if, at some point, you want Skarin back then your best option would be to simply accept what you brought upon yourselves, wait it out and learn from it. --MrBanana666 12:45, 18 October 2009 (BST)

I can only conclude from that patronising addendum that the lesson you want us to learn is to never do anything because you might offend some hypervindictive lunatic who will proceed to punish everyone you know for an entire year. Interesting lesson. Unlikely to be true in 99% of cases, but still worth remembering. --Cman yall 05:39, 19 October 2009 (BST)
That’s close enough to the gist of it, yes.--MrBanana666 17:22, 19 October 2009 (BST)

This madness has to stop! They honestly expect us to just give in to their stupid requests! The Crocodile will not be ashamed this way! I say we all converge and give them a few months of zeds the same stupid way they're trying to do to us! They want us to learn some grand lesson from the mouth of the Alligator himself and I say no! The Alligator's words will not poison my ears, nor MrBanana's or any other alligator-phile! My strongest zed alt is assaulting their home currently and all Crocodile believers should have the same happen! I don't care about their misguided attempts at reconcialition, their home can be torn apart same as any!--Acidical 14:06, 23 October 2009 (PST)

New plan: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It's time to Braarz za Grargargarah! In fact, it may even be Allo'ween, the one time of the year when the Toothy Lord is powerless, and all His followers walk the streets in an orgy of undead nastiness!! Zmazh! Braarz za Arrargagar!! --Cman yall 23:32, 24 October 2009 (BST)

I want my Coven back, D:...*sniff* he said he would be back home by Christmas, *sobs*...--Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 23:53, 24 October 2009 (BST)


About that crocodile...

I might have done terrible terrible things to stuffed crocodile's that I found lying around. Although I have not been punished yet so, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW!? William X. Savlov

Do not taunt the Toothy Lord, or you will surely regret it. The Alligator you serve may make promises, but It is the Prince of Lies and Darkness, and will drag you down to Scaly Hell to suffer for eternity.
Furthermore, an apostrophe signifies ownership, not plurality, noob :P --05:37, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
What if I serve no false idols, be it alligator or crocodile? In that case, I have no reason to fear "Scaly Hell". So, I'll just keep wreaking crocodiles until I make my way to your suburb, then I'll wreak your temple. Sound fun? Actually, it probably doesn't sound fun for you but it will be very fun for me. See you then. Oh, and just to spite you, stuffed crocodile's are stupid.:D
William X. Savlov
I can't believe that anyone would be so hurtful :( --Cman yall 04:01, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Well I'm not just anyone, judging by your recent news, I'd say you guys need someone to ruin your day, since it's been awhile since thats happened. Look on the bright side, at least I don't want to kill you, just your false idol. See you soon.
William X. Savlov

He came to me in a dream! OHHH, his scaley awesomeness! I praise thee for forgiving my previous mockerey. PRAISE HIM FOR HE IS TOOTHY AND GREEN! ALALAALALALALA! William X. Savlov 3:33 p.m. April 19, 2010

Go away please

I'm in Dunningwood and I keep hearing people talking about this Cult and the toothy lord or whatever. I was just curios why you people haven't left Dunningwood or could you please stick to just using a radio frequency. --Radio Girl 03:59, 27 March 2010 (UTC)


Not going to happen, I'm afraid. If your eyes are blinded to the Toothy Lord's glory, and you wish your ears to be similarly unaffected, the only course of action open to you is to leave the suburb. Unless of course you would prefer to serve the Alligator, in which case giving in to your anger and hate and attempting to strike us down is a second option. --Cman yall 04:27, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
I actually seen his glory today so to celebrate I wrote this story here --Radio Girl 04:25, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Look at this =

I wanted people to be able to read the Book of Teeth easier. So I wrote this here for the time being but if it seems unfit then I'd happily let someone edit it.

I think it belongs on the Cult page --Cman yall 08:22, 3 April 2010 (BST)


Pro Survivor ?

Hello, as I read your Scripture, I was unable to determine if your group is pro survivor or on both sides. I ask you 'cause I was standing there in "Ellicott Place Railway Station" for the Great Escape Movement, when Wil Truman killed me and turn me into zombie just before midnight. I don"t mind dying in this game ^^, I just found strange that a member of the Escape movement turn me into zombie.

Plus knowing that it's a member of your group make me sad :( I love Crocodile ! :] Do you know that the can voluntarily choose which organs they want to give oxygen ? That allows them to stand still deep in rivers while oxygening only the brain, and then suddenly goes out after like 2 hours of wait, when at the surface no one can't even imagine there is a crocodile near.

GoLookAndKill CFT 23:14, 1 June 2010 (BST)

I apologize for that. You were low on health, I figured that you were going to die anyway and I might as well get the XP. Wil Truman 00:24, 2 June 2010 (BST)
We would normally prefer to be alive, since only the living can search for and place avatars of our Toothy Lord, the Holy Crocodile. But there are times when being dead is more useful, as only zombies can destroy avatars of the Alligator. So it's hard to answer your question. As the Crocodile's Book of Teeth says, there is a time to live, a time to die, a time to reap, a time to sow, a time to make balloon animals, a time to collect stamps. Or something along those lines, I forget. --Cman yall 06:54, 2 June 2010 (BST)

Zombie For The Crocodile

I have decided that the best way to continue the Croc's mission is to eat people in the manner of His Toothiness, thus I will not be able to be active in the group's affairs. See you around and braarz za Grargargarah! Wil Truman 01:38, 2 June 2010 (BST)


Decorum of the Holy Visage

So recently we had to demolish and rebuild the holy sanctuary due to the invasion of certain blasphemous idols. After all the hard work in rebuilding there is some debate as to what our temples decorations should comprise of. I think the most obvious decoration should be that of 1 crocodile and 12 European Paintings. We should set up a sub group in the cult that is responsible for rebuilding the holy site in this image. Each member of this sub group should be responsible of holding on to a specific ingredient. Obviously the most important ingrediant is that of your Toothy Lord and although I would love the opportunity to carry the lord with me where ever I go, I feel that it is too much of an honor for a person to claim. However I have no problem carrying around a European painting with me just in case we need one. I suggest this subgroup consist of 13 members 1 elected leader that carries a spare stuffed crocodile with him at all times, and 12 disciples that carry the 12 European paintings. Wounded Coyote 15:51, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

If you guys want, i can go rot revive myself and bring you a moose head.--HaroldMax 23:52, 23 November 2010 (UTC)

I dont think it matters what the decorations are as long as there are crocodiles and paintings. --Bizkit66 01:21, 25 November 2010 (UTC)

Allies?

Greetings Cult, I would like to ally myself with you. My group currently has no members, but I can help you when you need it. Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon! William 12:18, 19 January 2010

nigromante sucia

I've encountered nigromante sucia, who killed your group members, thrice. Surprisingly, he seems to be a pro-survivor. He cooperated with a few people sharing the same safehouse to take back the Canner Building from zombies. So I asked him nicely why a pro-survivor like him goes into a conflict with a pro-survivor group like yours. And here is his reply.

I leave it up to you to settle your differences the way you see fit. I'm leaving the suburb. Good luck. -- Kittithaj 08:04, 24 March 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, sadly it's not really possible to settle differences with someone who's not available to talk to.
Also, cowardice is not what I would have called the events that lead to the conflict - I told her she was a fucktard for PKing people, because it's a total waste of time given that it's easier to find a revive than it was to kill someone in the first place. I hit her once with an axe and told her to stop PKing because we had 15 zombies outside and needed all the survivors we could get, and Bizkit66 killed her because he was sick of her shit.
For those crimes, I've been PKed about 4 times and Bizkit has 2 or 3 times that I know of. She also found one of my alts in the next suburb, didn't realise that it wasn't the same person (similar names) and accused it of cowardice for running away from the temple... of course the alt hadn't been at the temple, that would have been zerging, but I didn't get a chance to tell her that, since she killed me and ran off... but maybe that's why she was talking about cowardice being the reason for her continued PKing?
Anyway, if you see her again, please direct her here so we can at least talk about it. We've had PK vendettas before, and they're really not that big a deal, because as mentioned, revives are easier than the kill was, and she's alone while we are many. In the current situation with the zombie horde, the balance shifts a little of course, so maybe we could persuade her to come back later when there's someone alive to kill? --Cman yall 20:32, 25 March 2011 (UTC)
During my recent travels in the wilderness I also encountered her/him, shared a safehouse. I think the vendettas probably done with (she/he certainly didn't PK me and was reasonably civil). --Tefl0n B1lly 20:10, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Zombie zergs in Skarin

During the recent infestation of Skarin I DNA extracted a few of the zeds that were suspiciously determined to stay put in the Holy P.D.

The results where interesting to say the least:

Field Alexis Bledel

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1364858

Field Aurix

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365388

Field cambo81

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1367173

Field ReaverVade

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365383

Field samboy

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365385


Looks like a zerger to me. --Tefl0n B1lly 20:06, 8 April 2011 (BST)

LOL Lynch is up to his old tricks :D --Cman yall 07:01, 9 April 2011 (BST)
Okay, for a moment I thought it was some obsessed Croc hater. --Tefl0n B1lly 19:38, 9 April 2011 (BST)
Oh please billyboy, i don't zerg, i don't have to. Besides, none of you were complaining when those same field zergs were defending skarim. --HaroldMax 16:08, 10 April 2011 (BST)
First off, when were they defending Skarin? And secondly, we have complained about Lynch's zerging before, but it never gets us anywhere. He's had all his characters deleted at least once, and it doesn't bother him at all. --Cman yall 20:37, 11 April 2011 (BST)
It was during gummer war, they were able to keep skarim up day or so. Don't have screenshot to prove it, you just have to take my word for it. Anyway, here's couple of more you guys missed, i added them all in my contacts back then. --HaroldMax 17:03, 12 April 2011 (BST)
Field Bizkit66: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365036
Field Weredragon: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1364899
(btw: there was more but i guess those were deleted. i remember at least Field TMX Elmo, Field Twincam and Field mmmrghhhsomething.)
Yeah he made a field version of everyone, I laughed 'til I stopped --Cman yall 05:28, 18 April 2011 (BST)

There is hope!

Apparently the search success rates in ruined NTs for the Tears of the Croc has gone up substantially as a game balancing thing:

“ Yes, this is just a simple built-in balancing mechanic, triggered by the overall state of the game - at the other end of the scale, search rates drop when survivors greatly outnumber the undead. If you want a thematic reason for it, the pickings are richer for an individual survivor when there are fewer of them around to do the looting, and when the suburbs are getting too comfortably repopulated by the living, it's harder for them to find something that's been overlooked by everyone else. ”

—Kevan, via email

Copied from here:

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:The_Dead_2.0#The_End_result

--Tefl0n B1lly 09:07, 15 May 2011 (BST)

Please read this asap

Screw the Dead

Personally I think it's awesome that for a change, there's an actual zombie apocalypse going on. The way things are now is the way they should be. --Cman yall 20:49, 3 June 2011 (BST)

Nice PD you have there...*CRASH...BANG....*whoops!

Rosedec.jpg Skarinrow-postfod.jpg -- User:RobOppenheimerUser_talk:RobOppenheimer 22:37, 9 February 2012 (UTC)

Who is this asshole?

There is a group of six other zombies here, five of them from your horde. You recognise Sharktopus, sahm25, Banana Stickers, Durumana, Stan McKhanic and Grahahah amongst them.


Since your last turn:
Zero Never said "mph... looks like another buncha zergs..." (6 minutes ago)

kekekekekekekekeke --Amber Waves of Pain 04:57, 24 March 2012 (UTC)

Still reviving brain rotters?

I am a rotter in need of a revive desperately. Im en rout to the Canner Building. Will I be revived? Thanks, -- •הבוס• ♥ CGR Mossad 20:59, 31 August 2012 (BST)

It's not impossible, but the place doesn't tend to have a generator lately... not much activity in Dunningwood these days. --Cman yall 08:35, 2 September 2012 (BST)

Greetings from an old friend

It's me Not here right now from the Gummer bank lot, just thought I would pop by to see how you're all doing.--Nhrn 05:03, 1 October 2012 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, now with crocodile cultists!

BARH-- er, g'day! I'm a volunteer helping to do some janitorial work on the suburb pages of the wiki. As part of that, we're double-checking in which suburbs each group is active. Currently, you're listed in one or more suburbs, in addition to using a radio frequency. If you would like to continue being listed, then please respond within the next month with the radio frequency you are using and a list of every suburb where you are currently active. If we don't hear back from you or we can't get the information we need, we'll be removing you from the lists, but you're welcome to re-add yourself later. If you have any questions, feel free to visit our informational page. Thank you very big! --「全ては優美である。」!Pattee.png 17:41, 22 October 2013 (BST)


Yeah, we're here still... we still use our radio.

-Bizkit

Thanks for the message! Please list the exact suburbs you are active in, and your exact frequency. If you have any questions, please see our information page. Bob Moncrief EBD•W! 12:58, 21 November 2013 (UTC)
Because you've failed to list complete information, your suburb and radio listings have been removed. Feel free to relist your group. Bob Moncrief EBD•W! 20:31, 1 December 2013 (UTC)
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