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GMT Date/Time Tuesday, 19 Nov 2024 16:40 April 2009 April 27th Killed Col Emerson making him my first 82nd Airborne kill. April 26th Killed JuggernautBitch for having an offensive name. April 25th Avenged the death of another fellow FoD member by putting down his killer Pvt Cheesey. April 22nd Start of 82nd Airborne and Friends Campaign. April 21st Struck down skin head for being a member of the group "Nazis of Malton". April 20th Avenged the death of a fellow FoD member by decapitating his murderer JimBo3. April 19th End 30 Days of Night Campaign. April 18th Executed Bounty Hunter and Saints member Magnar Thomas. April 16th Killed Random member meesta wong. April 14th Took my revenge on Katharsis for head shotting me at a revive point. April 13th After killing Random member Pastafarien, assassinated Random Commander Angry Hamish. April 7th Avenged the death of another fellow FoD member by putting down his killer KempyClassic. April 6th Avenged the death of a fellow FoD member by doing away with his murderer DoomGuy91. April 4th Killed Syrec after noticing the incorrect URL posted in her user details. April 2nd Resume 30 Days of Night Campaign. April 1st Participated in the PKA's April Fools Strike at Giddings Mall, adding the bodies of perfectionist, Dunkan Maklaud, and CaitlynArison to the pile. March 2009 "Well, don't let me smell fear on you. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and bullets. Lots of fucking bullets." Total Kills for the Month of March: 12 Total Career Kills: 34 March 27th Killed IVANNAFUKALOT a survivor with an eyesore of a name that I deemed to unsightly to continue on. March 24th First visit to Fort Creedy and Giddings Mall. March 22nd 30 Days of Night Campaign put on hold. March 18th Killed Random member Roy Ford. March 16th Killed Random member Larr Gota. March 15th First visit to Buckley Mall. After killing Random member tounyoubyou, assassinated Random Commander ZaqWer. March 14th Killed Random member Flaming Pie. March 13th Killed Random member Lorddragonfang. March 9th Avenged the death of a fellow FoD member by doing away with his murderer Shadow9098. March 8th Wasted Random member rutah. March 7th First visit to Pole Mall. March 5th Slew Random member SatampraZeiros. March 4th Put to death Rob43 making him my first Random kill. March 1st Lynched Shoat a reported zerger on the Resensitized Zerg Liste. February 2009 "He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it." Total Kills for the Month of January: 14 Total Career Kills: 22 February 27th Start of the 30 Days of Night Campaign. February 26th First visit to Dowdney Mall. February 24th With my last kill of Janus Clarke (Record unavailable due to Iwitness being down), the Armageddon Campaign comes to a close. February 22th Put away another young Philosophe Knight Axeman Jack. February 20th Eradicated yet another young Philosophe Knight, Betwixt Enigma. February 18th Annihilated a young Philosophe Knight, Master Steerpike. Also did in Kyrdof again. February 16th Did in Kyrdof yet again. February 15th Did in Kyrdof once again. February 13th Neutralized another Philosophe Knight, DrJackson. February 12th Came across a pro-zerger today The Asshulk, I quickly lynched him on the spot. February 11th Immolated Vincent Rastignac yet again. February 10th After a few days hunting I immolated a wounded Philosophe Knight, Vincent Rastignac. February 6th After a formal greeting extirpated Vigilis, a high ranking Philosophe Knight. February 5th Dispatched Bartemius yet again. February 1st Dispatched Bartemius once again. January 2009 "A man can be an artist... in anything. It depends on how good he is at it. My art is death, and I'm about to paint my masterpiece." Total Kills for the Month of January: 8 Total Career Kills: 8 January 30th Did in another Philosophe Knight Kyrdof. January 29th Dispatched Philosophe Knights member Bartemius after my first visit to Bale Mall. January 28th Did away with Letitia yet again. January 27th Suffered a crude insult today which led to the ultimate demise of daksta16. January 26th First visit to Stickling Mall. January 25th Did away with Letitia making her my first Philosophe Knight kill. January 22nd Finally tracked and gun downed ObiCop. Also tagged and broadcasted the word of the FOD, leading to the successful completion of my first training mission. I'm now engaged in the Armageddon Campaign. January 19th First visit to Lumber Mall. January 18th Hunted and executed both BLAZING CORPSE and Kono. Had to cut off Kono's head, as was asked of me by a senior member of the FoD, damn cookie..... January 10th First visit to Mitchem Mall. January 8th First visit to Blesley Mall. January 7th Given my first training mission. January 6th Left the GSE and was initiated into The Flowers of Disease. December 2008 December 16th Reappeared in Greentown. December 2007 - November 2008 MIA November 2007 November 14th First visit to Tompson Mall. November 4th Joined The Green Street Elite. October 2007 October 18th First recorded visit to Marven Mall. October 12th Its been more than 30 days now since I went AWOL, and I am officially charged as a deserter. September 2007 September 21st Settled in Greentown. September 11th Decided not to report in to my surviving CO, and went AWOL. September 6th Airdropped into Malton, landed in Kempsterbank.