Talk:Friends of the Featherstone Library

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The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2009

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

--D.E.ATalk 18:57, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

We are here. Just rather bored at the moment.

Thanks for your concern though!

Higues Count

hi. you said that your highest count was 66, but it was 70... well, at least according to this page... it could be even higher. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 03:03, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Wayback machine!--Karek^maps?! 03:17, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Wow, look at the The Uncanny Valley Alliance! Yay artists! Anywho, this works for me. As I'm the one who (very most likely) set the original "highest" value, I'll update it accordingly. Thanks for the information. And since you're a fountain of information... how about Dead vs Blue? Would you be able to confirm their highest membership? I heard they had about 76 members in their heyday, but without proof all I could base their highest membership on was their official membership list. --Mobius187 12:58, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

Pking Group The End

The End has your group on their page as people they've pissed off. (http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_end) We are currently dealing with them now in Mornington. They have made us, The Abandoned Warriors, Those Dudes & The Lizard Wizards their targets. Would you like to come to Mornington for a short spell and get even by running them out of town? Thanks! Here's a link to our page so you know we are legit...(http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Abandoned_Warriors) Pandoras emptiness 14:02, 17 July 2007 (BST)

E-Mails from Caleb Usher

NecroNet E-mail Received
From: Caleb.Usher@necronet.com
Subject: How dangerous is it...?

March 2nd, 2007 - 12:21 PM EST

Greetings, I wanted to contact your group and inquire as to whether the Suburb Threat Level for Pescodside was correct based on what your group has witnessed to date. Currently the entire suburb is listed as "Dangerous", but I would be more partial to believe it was simply "Moderate" at this time. Since the Mall Tour '07 horde has departed and only stragglers remain. Let me know if this is the case and I'll see to both updating it and posting a Suburb Report to the required officials.

- Caleb Usher
1st-Class Technician
NecroTech Industries

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NecroNet E-mail Received
From: Caleb.Usher@necronet.com
Subject: NecroTech Offer

February 15th, 2007 - 8:53 PM EST

Greetings once again members of the illustrious Friends of the Featherstone Library. One of your own members, Shotgun Ed, has expressed an interest in my recent public works through the NE Corner. The works in question are the redesign of various group sites. To date I have completed updates for the Dulston Alliance, the Palytoxin Gang, Dead vs Blue, and most recently the RCDC in Rhodenbank. As a representative of NecroTech Industries within the NE Corner and a strong believer in supporting the groups which protect those suburbs I would be more than happy to redesign your site. Shotgun Ed requested the I first inquire before beginning so I will await approval.

If you do take up my kind offer then I was planning to use colours in the area of tans, light browns, and brownish-yellow, akin to an old parchment to give the group site a "bookish" feel to it. The tones would be relatively light when compared to my earlier works. Let me know.

- Caleb Usher
1st-Class Technician
NecroTech Industries

Hi Caleb,

I have not heard any objections so lets go with that and see how it looks. I'm sure you can always tweak it later if needed. One request is to keep the text color easy to read please. No pink text on blue backgrounds... Feb 24 19:23 CST Shotgun Ed

RE: NecroTech Offer

Done and done. I hope you like it. -Caleb Usher, February 26th 2007

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NecroNet E-mail Received
From: Caleb.Usher@necronet.com
Subject: NecroTech Gift

February 24th, 2006 - 5:08 PM EST

Greetings members of the illustrious Friends of the Featherstone Library. As a representative of NecroTech Industries within Pescodside I have taken it upon myself to show gratitude towards your continued efforts at improving security within the suburb. As I have been updating the Wiki pages for this area I took it upon myself to provide a "group icon" for your organization in the listings for Pescodside. I selected and then cropped an image from a WW2 war game box cover in this case and was based on an image I felt represented your group but wouldn't lose its details (and therefore meaning) when minimized. I hope my selection meets with your approval.

- Caleb Usher
1st-Class Technician
NecroTech Industries

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NecroNet E-mail Received
From: Caleb.Usher@necronet.com
Subject: NecroTech Warrent Issued

February 11th, 2006 - 7:43 PM EST

Greetings members of the illustrious Friends of the Featherstone Library. As a representative of NecroTech Industries within Pescodside I have taken it upon myself to inform you that a series of acts of vandalism have taken place at NecroTech facilities with the Waish Building being the most recent target. The perpetrator of these crimes is a man by the name of AxeAxeAxe, who is wanted for the willful destruction of portable generators throughout the suburb. As you have kindly rendered aid in the past with such noble endeavors as clearing out the zombies infesting the Clewett Building back in late January, we have hopes that your organization will assist us by patrolling the suburb for this very dangerous individual.

- Caleb Usher
1st-Class Technician
NecroTech Industries

Greetings from Friends/Enemies

Pescodside Defense Alliance

Hey just wanted to let you know the PDA has sent a strike team to take out the FEZ from Master's Museum, we have reported 7 kills, so far, focusing on lady hawk. Let us know if you guys get any new info, that advice from the KMA helped alot.LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* ^{Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB} 01:57, 21 November 2007 (UTC)

King Murek's Army

Hello, I know that you guys are good friends of ours, and King Murek asked me to request membership for KMA in the Dulston Alliance. Apparently we are to contact them on their forum (which I have done) and also contact an existing member of the Dulston Alliance. I figured, Seeing as we are on such good terms, and you are another Peascodside survivor group, I'd contact you guys. Thanks for any help guys!--Twohundered 23:00, 14 July 2007 (BST)

A Merry Bonjour from Torec

My, this is fun. Torec _T-CC/CS 03:15, 27 May 2007 (BST)

I agree Torec, I'm having loads of fun. Nice try, Suger Pie. -Porcelina 12:21, 8 June 2007 (BST)

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Happy New Year to U2

Thanks for the kind words over new years, and thanks too for PKing me a couple of days later. I'll be sure to return the favor soon, very, very soon -- Dead Animal ^{T L PA DA} 00:47, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Message from The Myrmidons

Good afternoon gentlemen, my name is ainfean and I have come here to discuss politics with you. First off, I must apologize for my hacking your wiki page...but it seemed the only way to reach you fellows. Please excuse the intrusion. I will get right to the point...I think we have our groups confused in this little war of attrition we have begun. You seem to list yourselves as anti-PK'er, which if you are, makes you no enemy to us. The Myrmidons are a covert, highly skilled group of individuals whose sole goal is the eradication of Player Killers fom Dulston. We began warring with your group, I believe, over Shotgun Ed. He was listed with the DEM's Rogues Gallery and I collected a bounty on him. He struck back at me, and I believe things escalated from there. The Myrmidons can be your ally in this war against Pk'ers, or we can be your enemy...you have the power to make that choice. However, if you look on Brainstock you will find that any Myrmidon who has posted is always claiming bounties on PK'ers. So, I offer your group a truce as we seem to be confusing ourselves for the enemy. We kill Pk'ers, and if you do the same, our ammunition is better used elsewhere. However, if we are correct in our assumptions about your group, then disregard my post here. If you accept the truce, and would like to begin killing player killers instead of ourselves, have someone from your group spray paint your intentions on the inside of The Masters Museum in Dulston. We will be watching.

ainfean —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ainfean (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Pescodside Housing Requests

Zombie slay3r

Hi, good job in the upkeep of the library. My alt just wandered in after killing three zombies, and I am wondering if she can stay in your fine establishment until enough AP is recovered to move. Her name is "the zombie genocider". Thank you for your consideration. --Zombie slay3r 19:05, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Raystanwick

I may be staying in the Library from time to time. At least on Thursdays for Diplomacy. Please don't PK me. BTW, GREAT collection of games- you guys must have looted every hobby shop in Malton! All those Warhammer figs are SWEET!!!--Raystanwick 19:56, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

No problem. As you know if you ever run out of lead to paint you will die so its imperative that each gamer creates their own private hoard. --Shotgun Ed 920AM 29 June 2007 (CST)

Alliances and/or Templates

RCDC

Howdy FFL--We (the RCDC) are in nearby Rhodenbank, and we also have anarchosyndicalistic tendencies. We urge you to consider an alliance with us. rsvp, --Bulgakov 00:48, 11 Feb 2006 (GMT)

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Malton Fire Department

griff here -

Greetings from the Malton Fire Department!

I've been assigned a Captainship in Dulston by the MFD and have been operating in the area for a few weeks now. Now that my crew and I are semi-established, I thought I'd check in with some of the other organized groups to officially declare our presence. You may be familiar with fellow Captain mfdhunk's work in your 'burb. On behalf of the M.F.D. and my superiors, I'd like to extend the hand of friendship and invite you to join in our discussions at the Department of Emergency Management Boards at:

http://s14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/

I look forward to working with the Friends of the Featherstone Library toward keeping Dulston, Pescodside and the surrounding 'burbs free from the influences of the zombies and their allies.

- griff out

--Grifflik 02:02, 27 February 2006 (GMT)

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Fine Art of Malton

Karloth Vois, leader of the Surrealists here- I note that we appear to share similar goals in protecting Malton´s cultural buildings- perhaps you´d like to check out Fine Art of Malton?

It's a movement to protect Malton´s culture, so there would be no additional effort on your behalf, but any support would be much appreciated (e.g. putting the template onto your wiki).

Thanks, Karloth_Vois

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Logans_Run_Challenge

Have a look; disseminate it among your members and free lancers. Be aware, be prepared, and join in. Or Not Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 16:52, 17 August 2006 (BST)

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Malton Anarchist Federation

Hellow Comrades.

You may call me IAMTHEOWL. It is not my ingame name, but at first, that is how you may know me. I am part of the Black Bloc, and Anti-Authoritarian Group currently operating in West Boundwood.

The Black Bloc is also an affiliate of the Malton Anarchist Federation ( M@F, M(A)F ), which is an umbrella organization for Anarchists and other Social Libretarians to communicate and coordinate. Affiliated Groups include the Malton Anarchist Collective, The BB, the Molotov Rocktails, and the IWW of Malton. I stumbled across you all by chance, but we would greatly enjoy discussing politics and maintaining the warlords in line, for the people's sake. please, visit: Malton Anarchist Federation

I'm from another collective in the federation, and I also invite you to freely associate. --Luigi Galleani ^{M(A)C | M(A)F} 16:43, 27 August 2006 (BST)

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King Murek's Army

Just to let you know, King Murek's Army now has a group page! We put you guys down as our allies/friends, hope you don't mind.--Twohundered 23:31, 19 June 2007 (BST)

It is always a pleasure to hang out with the King and his people. It is even better now that he righfully expelled Enid Blyton after she attacked me several times right in front of him..--Shotgun Ed 21:43, 22 June 2007 (CST)

Yeah, I was a bit confused about the entire thing myself.... You see I thought that you could see a report if anyone was attacked, so I thought that you where making it all up! But I'm glad everything is all sorted out now... Even JHas is pleased with the alliance. --Twohundered 11:49, 23 June 2007 (BST)

P.S Mind you, that might be because he now has a legitamate reason to kill Enid....--Twohundered 11:50, 23 June 2007 (BST)

A lot of people have a legitimate reason to kill her and now they can without any reservations. --Shotgun Ed 09:28, 24 June 2007 (CST)

You know, I think I'm the only member of KMA who hasn't killed Enid yet... I feel kind of left out a bit.--Twohundered 18:56, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Complaints

Uhm

So wait...you protect a library, a fucking library...from zombies? Are you afraid they are going to come in and read the books? Maybe they will destroy all of your favorite novels like Goosebumps or Animorphs. How sad. --SooP 03:43, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Ow! What a sharp wit you have. Be careful not to cut yourself on it. I think what you need to keep in mind here is that the background of the FotFL is humorous on purpose so we all laugh with them about it, unlike SARG, whom we just laugh at. Talking about SARG, do you enjoy being a member? No wait, not a mere member, I see you're a commander of some sort! Wow. If I may be so bold as to inquire, exactly how many of their level-1 zergs do they have you commanding? It must be hard trying to accomplish anything with them, but then again, maybe you have a few real players in your group helping out. I think it's important for social interaction to interact with real players in UD instead of imaginary ones. Hey, if you're actually reading this, let's have some fun, shall we? Let's review your group's membership together. We always get a laugh out of this, so maybe you will too:

May 24th, 2007

Membership= 6

History

Comment: Only 6 active members? Well we all have to start off somewhere, right? There's certainly no shame in that!

May 25th, 2007

Membership = 83

History

Comment: Awesome! I wish I could get 77 real people to join a group in just a single day! Lame zerging tactics some might say. I say, "No way"! SARG is as honest as apple pie. Did I say apple? Whatever.

June 5th, 2007

Membership = 4

History

Comment: Oh no! What happened here? Barely a week passed and SARG lost 79 loyal living-breathing members! Damn. Well it's not like they were all level-1 zergs who happened to disappear after UD's inactivity period lapsed. That couldn't be it... could it? My faith in SARG's honesty is weakening.

June 9th, 2007

Membership = 17

History

Comment: Whoa! In just 4 days SARG managed to recruit 13 people. Way to go! That's not an absurd number so we all hoped that these were all real people.

June 14th, 2007

Membership = 19

History

Comment: Two new members. This smacks of honest-to-goodness real player recruitment. I'm proud of SARG for not falling on lame zerg tactics. SARG must have finally gotten its act together by this point. I bet a lot of people will want to join them now.

June 15th, 2007

Membership = 36

History

Comment: What did I say? Only a day later and suddenly 17 people joined up! Wow. But could it get even crazier than this!?! Oh, it most certainly can.

June 15th, 2007

Membership = 50+

History

Comment: Surprise 50+ members! But seriously, come on now, don't be shy with those numbers! The Stats webpage says SARG has 88 active members. SARG gained 52 totally non-zerg members in the same day, or 69 if you're counting from the previous day. Not to mention the 21 mentally-stunted members who spelled the group name as "St. Anastasius\' Royal Guard". Man, the player, uh players, in charge of those characters must feel... silly. To make matters worse, we found out there are a whole bunch of others who we know belong to SARG, but who haven't taken the time to mention SARG in their group affiliation. That just smacks of laziness.

And there you have it! The rise, fall, rise, rise, rise of SARG. A group whose history really speaks volumes about who they are as people. With a few of them, at least, real. There's no need to thank me for taking the time to write all this as it was my pleasure because in truth, you deserved it. Every word. And coming from me, as you can clearly see, that's saying a lot. ;) --Mobius187 June 19 2007, 8:44 AM (EST)

Porn is a good recruitment tactic. --SooP 19:24, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Well so long as no lame zerging is involved I suppose SARG should go with whatever works best for attracting those kinds of people. Also, in an effort to be helpful, would you please advise whoever was controlling, err, "commanding" the Kevan clones that several of them are now listed as KOS zergs? I don't want him to be surprised should they suddenly be executed by someone for no apparent reason. --Mobius187 June 19 2007, 7:52 PM (EST)

Face it SooP, SARG got p4wned. Better luck next time, n00b (if your ego can take the hit.) --FishOutOfWater 07:05, 23 June 2007 (BST)

Whatever you say.

Seriously, all your news on us has been INCREDIBLY inaccurate. Honestly. Maybe you should check news stories?--SgtBop 19:37, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Now I haven't dropped by the Maris Viridis wikipage in a while, but as I recall accuracy wasn't a major goal in your news items either. But I take it you are specifically referring to the fact that you have stated you are NOT allies with St. Anastasius' Royal Guard (aka SARG, aka Zergers-R-Us, aka "The Masters of Lame"). This has now been duly noted and I will mention it to the Dulston Alliance leadership. I think we can all agree that zergers should be punished. --Mobius187 June 19 2007, 8:02 PM (EST)

Sure... and now a FotFL person just told me that they are going to "blow [my] ass away" for hunting SARG members in Pescodside. Which, coincidentaly means that Zeffy's going on a road trip..." --SgtBop 21:19, 22 June 2007 (BST)

Seems like you just can't win. First you threaten all of Dulston and get your ass kicked. Not only by us, but by other PKers. That got a lot of laughs from all the other groups in the area. Shortly after that one of your players leaves your group and joins the Dulston Alliance. Oops. Next you make an alliance with a group that admits to cheating on their wiki. When they get their ass kicked, you break up with them. Now they hate you because you dumped them. I'd like to suggest a Tony Robbins leadership course for you. Keep up the smashing good work lad! --Shotgun Ed 22:00, 22 June 2007 (CST)

One more thing. I killed you - again. It was quite easy as you are not that good at being a PKer. But you are good at dying. --Shotgun Ed 22:06, 22 June 2007 (CST)

I'm well aware I was killed, and honestly, I don't give a flying shit. THAT'S RIGHT, DUNG FLIES NOW. Seriously, and, last time I checked, I don't remember getting my ass kicked. When'd this happen exactly? And, on a more personal note, I like the "SgtBop and Maris Viridis is stoopid" attitude that all the anal retentive groups have going on. It's just gonna make everything so much more fun when we wind up winning. Winning what? I have no idea. Have fun bounty hunting though, its no different than what I'm doing anyway. (Which is, by the way, only killing people to stop them from having fun, thus having myself a good time in the process. And contests, its fun competing) -- A very bored SgtBop 19:19, 23 June 2007 (BST)

Gentlemen, can't you resolve your differences in-game? I know I didn't drop by the UD Wiki to read this sort of banter. Let's leave it at this. If you boys would like to settle this, find each other in Pescodside and talk to (or kill) one another as much as you like. --Mobius187 June 23 2007, 10:17 PM (EST)

=== Greetings form brainROT RUM ☣

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This called to my notice that FOFL doesn't have a "truce" with our group. I wasn;t aware we were in conflict, as groups. I suppose you don't care because we accept PKers as members, and you don't support the RG. Still, consider that a fair number of this groups members have no documented PKs, and many documented bounty claims; this makes us much like many of your allies who also have members in the RG. Perhaps you should look past group names - in many cases they are equally or more useless as the RG in determining who is a PKer. Pick your targets on their own merits.  Swiers 21:30, 18 March 2008 (UTC)