User talk:Dhavid Grohl

Dear Dhavid

• Snip!* <---formerly a bunch of shitspout by ziv. If you care to read his garbage and my honeyed-tongued and hilarious responses to said garbage, go to his page and read it. Ziv sucks! Its truth! SUPLEX! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 00:49, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

Greetings David

I am Vladimir, and I wish to contact you. Would you please leave me a message on my talk page. It is about the DEM, DORIS, Red Rum and MANY other thing. I am also an ambassador for a group I cannot name. Please, respond quickly.

Our organisation needs you, and the power of Whalberg too. Don't like the DEM? Then, please leave a message. BALLZ TO THE WHALLZ!!!

Old Stuff Worth Keeping

Stop insulting people

Please stop griefing and insulting other players, and stop calling them rapists.

check the history on the above post, it was from Hikari Kisugi . Also known as Lady HK from the Brainstock Forums. Also known as Dirty Girl. She has asked me to stop calling her a rapist, which I can't in good conscience do considering the following photo:

Note above, where a Phullofshit Kiddigrabber text raped members of TZH. Yeah, pretty hilarious isn't it. And yet everyone sucks up to them all the time and licks their balls because they want to be just as emo and cool. Well guess what douche bags, TZH don't play that. The Philosophe Knights can eat chode and die. Especially Lady HK, who is probably a fat man with a fucking Asian fetish. Pretty sure that stupid sack quit the game. Probably because I made him cry. Go eat your mommas toejam you freak. Malton doesn't need your text raping kind. Guess what, No member of TZH has ever, in the history of our team, pulled shit like what Lady HK did in the above screenshot. But people keep shooting us, and keep sticking their noses up the PK's asses. Do I give a damn? Nope. I'm not the one with the shit nose. SUCK ONE. --Dhavid Grohl 04:18, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Some Definitions:

The following section was added for the clarification of those ignorant to Hikari Kisugi 's crime of Text Rape. These definitions, some straight out of State Legal Code clearly show that the crime Hikari Kisugi was unequivocally TEXT RAPE, and while it was posted in an out of game text box rather than an in game text box, her crimes are no less heinous.

American Heritage Dictionary -

rape (n.)

  1. The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
  2. The act of seizing and carrying off by force; abduction.
  3. Abusive or improper treatment; violation: a rape of justice.

tr.v. raped, rap·ing, rapes

  1. To force (another person) to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse; commit rape on.
  2. To seize and carry off by force.
  3. To plunder or pillage.

While this dictionary mentions intercourse, intercourse (or penetration) is not mentioned anywhere. A sexual act is any act that is sexual in nature. The touching of another's genitals is sexual (in Lady HK's case, violently so).

And then again here:

Main Entry: (Webster's Dictionary) sex act Function:noun Date: 1918

1 : coitus —used with the
2 : an act performed with another for sexual gratification

More specific information can be found here: [1]

in which the following is said:

" 1 4 The term "sex act" or "sexual activity" means any sexual

 1  5 contact between two or more persons by:  penetration of the
 1  6 penis into the vagina or anus; contact between the mouth and
 1  7 genitalia or by contact between the genitalia of one person
 1  8 and the genitalia or anus of another person; contact between
 1  9 the finger or hand of one person and the genitalia or anus of
 1 10 another person, except in the course of examination or
 1 11 treatment by a person licensed pursuant to chapter 148, 148C,
 1 12 150, 150A, 151, or 152; or by use of artificial sexual organs
 1 13 or substitutes therefor in contact with the genitalia or anus
 1 14 or by penetration of any object into the genitalia or anus
 1 15 except in the course of examination or treatment by a person
 1 16 licensed pursuant to chapter 148, 148C, 150, 150A, 151, or
 1 17 152.  

"

(Bolded for emphasis) Thats right out of the Iowa General Assembly

Conclusion: Hikari Kisugi is a TEXT RAPIST. She should be KOS, DNR, and Ignored.

--Dhavid Grohl 04:48, 10 June 2008 (BST)

I took out Grimch's post, mainly because he was talking out of his ass and acting like a huge tool. Get bent Grimch. --Dhavid Grohl 04:20, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

List of Individuals Who Disagree With The Above Definitions, and Continue to Wrongly Defend Hikari Kisugi

Hikari Kisugi
Grimch
Amber Waves of Pain
Sir WV - You bet WV.
D4rkH4wk

New Stuff

THANKS!

Thanks for that Awesome Pic on our Talks Page! We LOVE IT!!! Very cool.--Josh Clark 18:24, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Dude, you are absolutely welcome. TZH is happy to have friends like Team Xtreme, and we hope that the friendship continues. We don't like the RG, and we think that everyone on Brainstock needs a lobotomy, as well as a swift boot to the ass. But that doesn't mean that we would ever try to tell someone that they can't use the RG. Stay out of our way, don't fuck with us, and be awesome. Thats all it takes for us to stay out of your way, never fuck with you, and be totally awesome all the time. You guys are cool in my book. BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 22:33, 22 July 2008 (BST)

User:Amber Waves of Pain Is an unrepentant shit gobbler

And a picture of him is included below. No, not doing what he is known best for (Gobbling Shit), but rather something else. Note, calling Urine Waves of Trench "him" is intentional. Because if anyone believes for one moment that he isn't a perverted fat little monster who gets HIS kicks out of pretending to be female, then they are an idiot.

Feel free to share your feelings about Amber Waves of Pain. But be warned, anything resembling a defense of HIM will be deleted. If you wonder why I would enact such an idiotic policy, check this out: Where Lard Waves of Fat does it first

--Dhavid Grohl 22:30, 22 July 2008 (BST)

AHM NAHM NAHM NAHM NAHM NAHM!!! --Banana reads Scoundrell for all of Yesterday's News, Today! 01:52, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Just some trivia, I know that man. Not personally, God no, but he was involved in a blogging accident. He spilled coffee (I think it was coffee? liquid of a kind anyway, probably not water) and died from electrocution. while I have nothing but respect for the dead I have to say thats a little pathetic. ah well. --Callous 08:15, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

Thanks. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:10, 24 July 2008 (BST)

Hey

After Scour The Earth Left That Message, I did a bunch of checking around and noticed a lot of trails Leading Back To Red Rum. This was strange to me so I then asked my Allies from the Saints to see what they knew of the group. And they told me the same as what you guys told me about the group. Thanks for the heads up. I already took them off the Allies list for our group. I have killed a few Red Rum members before but never got into a discussion with them, but I know they know who we are. That's probably why they left that message for us I don't know for sure what they were doing. But it's good to see that we have friends looking out for us. Team Xtreme won't be having any Alliences or Friendships with Scour The Earth, when I left that message on their talks page that's before I noticed the trail leading back to Red Rum. Thanks alot.--Josh Clark 18:58, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Team Strike Force?

Hey I was wondering if you know how to get in touch with Team Strike Force. We made a mistake and killed Mike Smith who I mistaked for Mark Smith. Jimaine went under my orders to take him out and I wanted to get in touch with Mike to let him know we are sorry for the mistake. --Josh Clark 16:12, 10 September 2009 (BST)

Signing

Use " --~~~~ " to sign. Also, if posting a link to your user page, don't use { tags, because that templates your user page. Use [ instead.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 19:51, 11 September 2009 (BST)

Not a problem.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 19:55, 11 September 2009 (BST)

Warning

Please do not impersonate other users on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked.--The General ^{T Sys U! P! F!} 21:28, 11 September 2009 (BST)

My bad General, once AegisTyra did it here: [[2]] I figured it was allowable. I should have known better than to take lessons from a wiki vandal. It won't happen again. BALLS TO THE WHALLS!--Dhavid Grohl 23:46, 11 September 2009 (BST)

Arbitration

Your presence is requested at UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration to take part in an arbitration dispute. I'm posting this on both yours and Duke's page. --AegisTyra

UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/AegisTyra vs Dhavid Grohl

Please post your opening statement. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:37, 24 November 2009 (UTC)

Right, almost done, please respond to the question I've posted on the arbies page, and we canwrap this all up neatly. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 08:47, 25 November 2009 (UTC)

Balls to the what, now?

Just wondered if you could let me know what your chant is, one of your members ran past me the other day whaling it, and I felt like joining in the escapades. Many thanks in advance! --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 00:03, 28 December 2010 (UTC)

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• snip* <--- formerly a long and stupid rant by ziv.

You two need to have your conversations to eachother somewhere else. Ziv, get a life and spam her on your own space. Time for some snippage. BOOYA! --Dhavid Grohl 00:47, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

Yeah! You go, Grohl! BALLS TO THE WALLS! --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 01:01, 29 December 2010 (UTC)