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Revision as of 03:11, 23 March 2011

West Malton University
West Malton University
Abbreviation WMU
University Enrollment Growing.
Chancellor Dropkick O'Reilly.
Goals To teach newcomers to Malton how to survive. We focus on game strategy & fair play. We also provide public services to the area citizens.
Looking for an Education? Open to all eager to learn, it doesn't matter if you're a grizzled veteran of Malton or a sack of fresh meat....as long as you want a challenge & like to have a fun time, we're the team for you. Register now, classes are filling up.


West Malton University

Malton College of Medicine is a survivor group dedicated to teaching newcomers to Malton how to stay alive in a zombie apocalypse. Its faculty, staff and students are busy, visible and vocal participants in the life of Eastonwood and, when its friends and allies need help, elsewhere in Malton. MCM aims to support its local community by healing the wounded, reviving the unwillingly undead, and by maintaining and defending vital resource buildings. Alongside its programme of lectures, classes and informal instruction in the mechanics, strategies, anthropology, psychology and ethics of life in Malton, MCM aims to provide a cheerful sanctuary for all its visitors, who will be greeted with cookies, a well stocked bar, incessant chatter and sudden bursts of karaoke.


Location

The main MCM campus is St Simon's Hospital in Eastonwood. Unless the hospital is under siege, it will be enterable from the street at all times, so that exhausted survivors, and newcomers who haven't yet learned the art of free-running, can find safety there. Long-term residents and students in need of a quiet place to sleep, study, and work can make their way to St Anselm's Hospital next door. MCM takes responsibility for the security of St Anselm's, and maintains its barricades at the highest level. MCM conducts research and holds bustling laboratory classes in the Tryme Building NecroTech, two blocks south of St Simon's, where it also runs a revivification clinic for zombies with brain rot who wish to breathe again. Zombies who have not yet succumbed to brain rot will be revived by MCM scientists at the cemetery adjacent to the hospital.

MCM is fortunate to be situated in a suburb rich in resources: there are four hospitals, six NecroTech Buildings, two police stations and three factories in Eastonwood. For those looking to do some weekend shopping, St Simon's Hospital is equidistant from Bale Mall and Caiger Mall. And for those who like a little edge to their nightlife, there are rumours - there are always rumours - that Club Vagg, on the border with Darvall Heights, has opened its doors once more.


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Degrees offered

Doctor of Philosophy in Revivificationology (ZhD)
Doctor of Medicine (M.D.)
Bachelor of Science in Nursing (R.N.)
Bachelor of Science in Hospital Security (B.Sc[Bang])
Bachelor of Arts in Consumer Survival Skills (B.A.[Shop])
Emergency Medical Technician certification (E.M.T.)

Courses of study

If you live, you pass: it's as simple as that.

Courses offered by MCM include:

Introductory Medical Care
Advanced Medical Skills and Technique
Combat Medicine: Strategies for Collective Survival
Siege Tactics
Revivificationology I: Introduction to Theory and Practice
Revivificationology II: Philosophy and Ethics
Effective Consumerism
Inventory Management
Communication Skills: How to Win Friends and Influence People
'Zombies are People Too': Living with the Enemy
Apocalyptic Anthropology: How to Deal with PKers, Griefers and Other Annoyances
Fellowship grants are now available for advanced studies on the use of humor in medicine!

MCM Lectures

The lectures at Malton College of Medicine are given by experienced survivors who enjoy working with new people. They are designed to inform, educate and entertain. Questions are invited, practical application encouraged, and tests non-existent. Topics range from elementary instruction for those just arrived in Malton, to discussion of technical and tactical matters, to important aspects of life with MCM (the lecture on the Ignore List, for example, is recommended reading for everyone).

Guest lecturers have included Raharu from FANNY, Strayla of The Saints, jorm, prophet of the Militant Order of Barhah, Ottari, Sir KF of the Philosophe Knights, Upper Left Corner, Falcon Talon of Zerg Hunters Unlimited, and the staff of Tikhon Medical.

Recordings of all MCM lectures can be found in our library.

MCM Medic Runs

It is a vital part of MCM's daily work to provide medical support to the residents of Eastonwood and neighboring suburbs. The faculty have suggested routes for medic runs in the area surrounding St Simon's Hospital that should enable students and guests to make the best use of their AP and first-aid kits. Find out more here.

MCM Quarterly Review

In May 2010, MCM launched its own journal. It will carry reports of events in Eastonwood and beyond, interviews with Malton celebrities, gossip and advice columns and much more. The first issue of the Malton College of Medicine Quarterly Review can be read here.

Acknowledgments and Further Information

Malton College of Medicine's tiny url: http://tinyurl.com/4vmpfv

Malton College of Medicine received its original grant from 10 minutes from hell. The groups now work independently, but remain close allies.




"Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind." -- John Tillotson

"Ignorance is the cause of fear" --Seneca

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