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Self proclaimed head of operations at [[The Colglough Building]] Revivification Research Center. A middle height, middle weight, medium build, | Self proclaimed head of operations at [[The Colglough Building]] Revivification Research Center. A middle height, middle weight, medium build, not very tan, middle-aged man of moderate appearance and average looks wearing a grey suit. Not very good at combat, Albert trusts in his tried and true methods for revivification using Necrotech needles filled with a unique secret formula that he developed while at university. He is an active inventor, a linguist, a community activist, and innovator in the field of rot science, and his own best customer. Born and raised in New Arkham, Albert attended Miskatonic University where he learned to revivify zombies before the original outbreak began. Out of college, he applied for employment with Necrotech where he worked closely with his childhood friend, Sigmund Amenhauser and his future wife, who now goes by the codename Solodogscout. After the outbreak, Albert spent several months hiding in his desk before finding a "safe-house" within the building. That safe-house was, in actuality, an experimental cryogenic chamber which, once some survivor refueled the generator, caused Albert to be frozen for roughly 5 years. As the building fell and was repaired, the integrity of the chamber became weakened leading to its eventual failure. As he awakened, Albert discovered an Arkham much changed from the one he had known. He decided to set off on his own, arriving in Whittenside where he battled and bled to re-secure the Colglough building from the undead hordes. On securing Colglough, Albert retrofit its sub-basement into an in house factory and started production on a product line entitled [[Dr. Schwan’s Essentials]] with products for dashing danger seekers, radiant ransackers, and scientists in the know. This flagship line even includes practical products for the walking dead. Building on the popularity of this initial launch, he has expanded his scope to include other areas of post-outbreak life and developed several new lines of products including [[Dr. Schwan's Culinary]], [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/The Doc’s Novelties|The Doc's Novelties]], a line of textile products called [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan| Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan]], [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Industrial| Schwantech Industrial Products]], and [[Dr._schwan’s_Research_and_Development_Team/D.S._Medical|D.S. Medical suplies]].These days, Albert is a member in good standing of [[Damn Yankees|The Damn Yankees]], a researcher for [[NecroWatch]], the founder of [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team|the D.S. R&D]], and a member of [[User:The Big Prick / info|The Big Prick]]. He still works to maintain the [[Whittenside|Whittenside Area]], in particular his production facilities within The Colglough Building, though he has also set up production floors in [[The Needs Building]] in [[Wyke Hills]] and at an undisclosed location in [[New Arkham]]. As a public service to Whittenside and surrounding suburbs, Albert and his team built [[Dr. schwan's Research and Development Team/Whittenside Rotters|a list]] of local zombies with brainrot, for the purposes of advancing rot science, and [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/PK database|a database]] of local survivors who repeatedly participate in illogical and criminally violent behavior. Though life in Malton has slowed down a fair bit, Albert remains on the lookout for new and better ways to improve the life and unlife of the citizens of Malton...'''THROUGH SCIENCE!''' | ||
Born and raised in New Arkham, Albert attended Miskatonic University where he learned to revivify zombies before the original outbreak began. Out of college, he applied for employment with Necrotech where he worked closely with his childhood friend, Sigmund Amenhauser and his future wife, who now goes by the codename Solodogscout. After the outbreak, Albert spent several months hiding in his desk before finding a "safe-house" within the building. That safe-house was, in actuality, an experimental cryogenic chamber which, once some survivor refueled the generator, caused Albert to be frozen for roughly 5 years. As the building fell and was repaired, the integrity of the chamber became weakened leading to its eventual failure. As he awakened, Albert discovered an Arkham much changed from the one he had known. He decided to set off on his own, arriving in Whittenside where he battled and bled to re-secure the Colglough building from the undead hordes. | |||
On securing Colglough, Albert retrofit its sub-basement into an in house factory and started production on a product line entitled [[Dr. Schwan’s Essentials]] with products for dashing danger seekers, radiant ransackers, and scientists in the know. This flagship line even includes practical products for the walking dead. Building on the popularity of this initial launch, he has expanded his scope to include other areas of post-outbreak life and developed several new lines of products including [[Dr. Schwan's Culinary]], [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/The Doc’s Novelties|The Doc's Novelties]], a line of textile products called [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan| Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan]], [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Industrial| Schwantech Industrial Products]], and [[Dr._schwan’s_Research_and_Development_Team/D.S._Medical|D.S. Medical suplies]]. | |||
These days, Albert is a member in good standing of [[Damn Yankees|The Damn Yankees]], a researcher for [[NecroWatch]], the founder of [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team|the D.S. R&D]], and a member of [[User:The Big Prick / info|The Big Prick]]. He still works to maintain the [[Whittenside|Whittenside Area]], in particular his production facilities within The Colglough Building, though he has also set up production floors in [[The Needs Building]] in [[Wyke Hills]] and at an undisclosed location in [[New Arkham]]. As a public service to Whittenside and surrounding suburbs, Albert and his team built [[Dr. schwan's Research and Development Team/Whittenside Rotters|a list]] of local zombies with brainrot, for the purposes of advancing rot science, and [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/PK database|a database]] of local survivors who repeatedly participate in illogical and criminally violent behavior. Though life in Malton has slowed down a fair bit, Albert remains on the lookout for new and better ways to improve the life and unlife of the citizens of Malton...THROUGH SCIENCE! | |||
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==Trying to understand the locals== | ==Trying to understand the locals== | ||
:{{Udspan|flips over a chalk board to reveal the word “BARHAH” separated out into “BAR” and “HAH”. Adjusts his glasses and breaks out a telescoping pointer}}<br><br> | :{{Udspan|flips over a chalk board to reveal the word “BARHAH” separated out into “BAR” and “HAH”. Adjusts his glasses and breaks out a telescoping pointer}}<br><br> | ||
::As we can see, the relatively complex zombie term BARHAH can be quite equally divided between the /ba:r/ phoneme and the /ha:/ phoneme. Owing to the typically compound/Germanic organization of the zombie language, it is probable that each phoneme has a distinct meaning. Let us then first interrogate “BAR”<br><br> | ::As we can see, the relatively complex zombie term BARHAH can be quite equally divided between the /ba:r/ phoneme and the /ha:/ phoneme. Owing to the typically compound/Germanic organization of the zombie language, it is probable that each phoneme has a distinct meaning. Let us then first interrogate “BAR”<br><br> |
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