Talk:The Spanish Inquisition

Talk To TSI!

Fuerza Latina..sus amigos

Hey que cuentan? siguen activos?--(x)Alvaromesa^{Talk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio} 15:21, 15 April 2009 (BST)

TSI is active and engaged in anti-Zombigensian crusades in Vinetown and to some extent also Pegton and other neighbouring parishes. TSI is not to be confused with The Other Spanish Inquisition, who were rubbish, unable to spell 'Inquisition', and probably defunct now anyway.--Mallrat 07:43, 24 July 2009 (BST)

GSGM-10

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

18:53, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, we continue to spread the word of Revivalism, as directed by Pope Brian XIII. Amen! --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:37, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Pking

Since when did you become a pking group? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Errrm, we're no' a PKing group: read tha handy wee group page fae an explanation o whit we dae, pal.

It involves tekkin oot the trash, hereticks an assorted scumbags wha try tae pollute an corrupt oor fair parish o Vintoon an environs. That includes numpties like any o tha tedious SillyLillyPilly clones wha are a self-confessed PKing group (stated aim "To PK everybody, silly!"), and butthurt wee nonces like Rufus Vanzant wha try tae 'defend' these scruffily dressed hippy chicks wi their poor hygiene an wairse moral standards.

That just leaves removin rotten, zergin griefers like Blair and his many alts as well as tha unamusin prepubescent fart-obsessives known as CAR. End o sermon. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:15, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Well the Rogues Gallery says other wise, This is one of your members is it not? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:27, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Darn the Rogues Gallery for being down at this time. But if you were to look through each of your members, when the Rogues Gallery is up, you will find at least 4 of your men have been killing innocent people, yourself included Mick [Editor's note: all of these were reported by one person: Rufus himself, after TSI members exacted punishment on Rufus for PKing Mick]. So honestly this time, when did you all become PKers?--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 01:35, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Tha Rogues Gallery has been full o sh!te ever since the RRF (Gore Corpers in partick'lar) made a point o reportin every time wan o thurr wee numpties got tekken doon by a survivor wha actually wants tae survive, not help tha zombies. Jist imagine! We kill tha killers, they can report uz if they want, "Waaah waaah waaaah waaaah," big feckin deal. Frankly we take the Rogues Gallery wi a wee pinch o salt an I advise ye tae dae tha same.

As fae reportin auld Mick tae RG fae killin a SillyLillyPilly, Rufus, if ye really think either runnin or defendin a character called SillyLillyPilly wha plays fae a Pathetic Bill Tribute Band isn't askin fae trouble anywhurr in Vinetoon, think again: and then feck aff anyway, we don't care. An' naw, oor Pope will no' be apologisin'. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Well since it seems you and your men cannot even let survivors survive anymore I am surprised you haven't just full on converted to PKing because I have not hit one of your men in weeks and I think if this keeps up your men will be KOS and happily hunted by BHers so either 1) your murders of me and my friends stop or 2) your men become up there on the lists of BHers who want to kill PKing scum who will hit survivors who try to help your suburb out. So make your choice, and I am not asking for an apology from your obviously full of shit pope, I just wish to live long enough to finish what I came there for in the first place.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:48, 29 March 2010 (BST)

"Waaah waaah waaaah waaaah."--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:02, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Well see now that's not nice, very immature, and making you look more stupid than that accent of yours. I mean sure you probably go through hell trying to "stay in character," but when your accent just doesn't quite fit where you say you are from, you might as well give it up. But also I guess I have my answer. Good choice because I wanted something to do, because sometimes this city has just gotten too dull. See you on the battle field Mick, also tell whichever of your guys that claims that I was "pretending to be part of the DSS" that I was really part of the DSS until I decided to solo against a bunch of accented PKers.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:48, 30 March 2010 (BST)

awww, are the poor pker group getting upset?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:59, 30 March 2010 (BST)

You see, the rogue gallery confuses me. If he's killed and been reported, why is his Bounty 0? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:02, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Which one were you looking up? He may have been claimed. Also there is a backlog of reports, many of the newer reports haven't been added. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:04, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Because yes. -- Rahrah is not too happy about another dead lexicon. 22:06, 30 March 2010 (BST) (Silly edit conflict. Twice. Thrice.)

Mick. I'll go and ask Lois. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:05, 30 March 2010 (BST)

I see what you mean.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:07, 30 March 2010 (BST)

RG seems quite bugged at the minute. Ill look into it more tomorrow. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:39, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Wha's callin ma accent stupid? Pegtonian is a UNESCO Heritage Accent ah'll huv ye knaw! Besides, ah'm no' tha wan wha disnae appear tae realise that Urban Deid is oanly a wee game, am I? Fae feck's sake, Rufus, ask SillyLillyPIlly if yous can huv ye baws back an quit yer beelin'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:13, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Don't worry the gallery is all fixed now take a look. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:34, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Anyone have a clue what the hell that man just said? All I got was mine and Lilly's name and something about his accent and game...I am hopelessly confused...--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:54, 31 March 2010 (BST)

"I am hopelessly confused" - Aye, indeed ye are, pal. Meanwhile it appears honest peepul are no' exac'ly queuein up tae bounty hunt auld Mick fae huvvin killed a SillyLillyPilly clone. Ah can oanly hope ye feel better fae knawin it's on record that Mick did Vinetoon that wee favour. Guid luck reachin puberty, Rufus!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:15, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Oh haha straight to the puberty jokes? really it went from calling me a baby and crying over a game to puberty joke please to god tell me your jokes get better with time and not worse...Wine vs Milk? which is is Mick? Now I think human beings hit puberty at least before the age(hint the square root of the square root of 104976). So I have obviously hit puberty. I am still growing though because men grow until they are 22. ;) --No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:36, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Ah may huv tha Pegtonian accent, but yous tha wan that toks constant sh!te. Ah huv serious doots aboot ye physical and mental health no matter whit age yous are. Ah wull remember yous in ma prayers an' as ah dae my rosary.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:45, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Oh ok whatever that means. You guys might want to invest some time into reclaiming the mall, you know since you guys are pro survivor and what not. Don't leave all the work to the "PKer" now.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:06, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Guid tae see ye admit ye PKing guilt - tha first step tae redemption. As it happens a few of us huv jist died defending Goodford PD fra tha heretickal zombie hordes, thank yiz fae askin. Tha mall isn't tha only place in Vintoon ye knaw, ye wee bampot. When ye huv mair spiritual enlightenment ye wull realise this fae yesel'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 21:02, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Well untill you admit your guilt, I'm afraid to say you can't be redeemed.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:08, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Well since I didn't admit to PKing and have never PKed anyone who didn't PK, I am not a PKer. I was more quoting you in a sarcastic manner. See the difference? I am not a PKer but I was using your words as a joke. Also you don't have to "huv mair spiritual enlightenment" to realize there are more buildings in a suburb a blind person can tell you a 2x2 building cannot take up a 10x10 suburb.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 01:29, 4 April 2010 (BST)

Well, thanks yous fae tha laffs Michaleson an Rufus, ye are truly world class numpties, like Bert an Ernie wi'oot tha funny shaped heids. Ah am well aware o what " " means, an am delighted tae find oot that young Master Rufus knaws tha difference between 2x2 an 10x10, at this rate world domination is but a step away fae yiz. Meanwhile Mick disnae appear tae be being hunted doon by tha Vintoon masses, in fact they seem more intent on healin me after my latest unfortunate zombie encounter. Amen tae nurses bearin ointments! Noo aff ye go boys, hold hands if ye want tae.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:52, 5 April 2010 (BST)

And his name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:50, 5 April 2010 (BST)

So, non-PKing Rufus with th' unintentionally hilarious photo on his user page, whit shuid we make o this frank admission o yiz on ye user page - "Well I have decided to just kill. Anyone and everyone." That does sound rather like a wee PKer tokkin, does it no'? C'mon, pal, 'fess up tae ye fav'rite priest, ye knaw ye want tae get it aff ye wee chest!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:51, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Well if you knew anything you moronic lump, you would see the date of the updates to my page. No I have had enough with fucking morons like the ones who fill vinetown. So the RDD and requested I join them. Glad you can at least read, now lets get the writing down. Should we make a translation page for your rubbish accent or just make a words most commonly misspelled by Mick? Oh by the way yes I am NOW a PKer--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 23:52, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ah simply speak in dialect wi' an ivver-so-slight accent, yous tha wan wha actually cannae spell or punctuate. PS please moderate ye language, Pope Brian XIII disapproves o swearin'. Enjoy bein a member of yet another group till they get embarrassed to huv ye, or tired o ye pathetic bleatin'. Go safely noo. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:10, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ha! Ha Ha! Glad I noticed all this stuff. Wow! You sir are one funny guy! Feckin' awesome. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 22:16, 7 April 2010 (BST)

If ye enjoyed that wee battle of wits against a couple of unarmed men, ye'll love tha wan aboot griefin - see tha link tae ma tok page below. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:47, 8 April 2010 (BST)

Hows it going on the eastern front?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:13, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Good Grief

As it's strictly relevant more to Mick than TSI as a whole, and to allow more space for the fun and games, this discussion has been moved to Mick's Tok Page. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:01, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Hi from DSS

Hey. This is Sophie from DSS. I just thought of dropping by since we recently moved into Pegton to help with rebuilding chores there. The place looks in fairly decent shape already, though, so we may move on soon in our quest for adrenaline. But anyway, while we're there, if you think we could be of any help to you, say with with revives or repairs or whatnot, just let us know what and where. Keep up the good work, lads. Oh hey, Mick, you may not remember me, but I've always been a fan of yours :) -Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 09:05, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Och, auld Mick's blushin tha noo. Sure makes a welcome change fra bein abused by wee numpties like tha halfwits above. We huv some cardinals at wairk in Pegton, repairing, recading an healin oor flock. If ye cuid dae a revival run or twa between the nearby NTs (Rowcliffe, Maver etc) and the Dinovan RP, that wuid be great. There's also a fair bit o regular repair wairk needed in northern Vintoon, fra Gelasius Hospital an St John's Cathedral (oor parish centre) tae Mitchem Mall. We wairk closely wi MERCY so consider them oor closest allies an help oot wi them as ye dae wi us. A few peepul huv taken tae abusin TSI's guid name too, so if ye hav spraycans handy please help remove tha offensive tags an replace wi summat inspirin' or helpful. Ah look forward tae seein ye aroond. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:49, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Sophie, please don't encourage him. We've had enough trouble with his getting big headed, going on drunken binges, and getting restraining orders against us from zombies who get unnecessarily roughed up. - Malodorous Monk 11:57, 18 April 2010 (BST)

St John's Classic Rock

The Vinetown DJ's verdict on Aidan Furry:

1. "Hello Vinetown, it is St. John Classic Rock Station" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
2. 26.34 MHz: "The message for today: mister Aidan Fury [sic] is no good at" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
3. 26.34 MHz: "grammar. What a shame, I almost long for the time when" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
4. 26.34 MHz: "murderers had style... But, well, the world moves on, and we" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
5. 26.34 MHz: "can not stop it." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
6. 26.34 MHz: "And the song for today is about killing... Those old killers" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.34 MHz: "of West who had style, not some wimpy zombie infestation" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
8. 26.34 MHz: "spawns like mentioned mister Aidan".

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:06, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ciao, Inquisitore

Not knowing about the gang war?!?! Why, I delivered the message personally to your vaunted leader McManix! It seems however I was not understood. I am, alas, not a part of EVIL, as Malodorous Monk has assumed, but one of the Thugs of Malton. Our delightful little family has recently moved to Vinetown, and we look forward to working with you in the future.

Yours truly, Jason Corleone

And remember...it's business, not personal. Arrivederci.

Och, luiks like another we pr!ck wants tae make a name fae himself by tekkin us oan. Well, pal, yous no tha furrst an ye'll no be tha last, but ye may have competition when it comes tae bein tha lamest tae huv challenged uz. Fae uz it's no business either, it's papal orders. If yous lucky we may even take furrther notice of yous, as ye appear desperate fae attention.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 15:29, 26 June 2010 (BST)

I hate to tell you bub,... but between Our buddies, the Thugs of Malton,... the Sisters of Death,... and of course... my favorite group of all time... you seem to be heading towards the hills. Bunch of scared little kids, who've done pissed all down the front of their robes... awe, what a shame... come out and face us! -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 03:29, 29 June 2010 (BST)

Tha's whit they said aboot yon Iraqi an Afghani insurgencies. Awa' n grow hair on ye plums ye wee bairn.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:31, 2 July 2010 (BST)

ZERGing

Coming from a group that has a reputation for zerging, malodorous monk has a lot of nerve constantly accusing me of it. He really ought to chill with the false accusations. --Charlie Rock 21:28, 13 July 2010 (BST)

Thats funny. Care to point out ANYWHERE TSI are accused of zerging. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:33, 13 July 2010 (BST)

Turnabout = Fair Play --Charlie Rock 22:16, 14 July 2010 (BST)

In other words, one of us killed your Upchuck zombie and mentioned his zerging suspicions in-game, so you post under ZERGing (read "Waaaah waaaah waaaah") in big letters on our talk page. Shall we come round and smear your page with lies, just for the record? If you really want Turnabout = Fair Play, you'd do it in-game not here.

Charlie by name, charlie by nature!

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 06:46, 15 July 2010 (BST)

Yes, because ZOMBIES CAN TALK IN GAME! Use your brain, mallrat, get some use out of it, because I am going to be eating it soon. --Charlie Rock 08:50, 1 August 2010 (BST)

Zombies can, actually, speak quite beautifully. --VVV ^RPMBG 09:01, 1 August 2010 (BST)

I lulzed at this. From what I can see TSI nip any zerging in the bud as soon as it occurs (eg: oldscumdog not knowing the game "guidelines" - that was a wee way back"). However zerging accusations are such fical things these days as the term is thrown about worse than "EMO" or "butthurt". When the PBTB was in the area some time back we noticed a sudden surge of random players shooting us. Was it zerging ? Probably not. Like us, you might just have to realise that people simply dont like you--EmPathetic Bill 11:03, 1 August 2010 (BST)

Oh dear, Charlie. You had two weeks to compose a reply and still managed to balls it up, as TripleU points out. My zombie has mocked and eaten quite a few zargar bargarz.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:51, 1 August 2010 (BST)

ATTEMPTING TO CONTACT THE TSI

Ive been daily protecting Mitchem mall since finding refuge there and made the place my home. After the BB3, your inquisition has rescued me many times. Somehow i would be at the corner of the NW part of the game and still have members rescued me time and time again. I have been on rogue mission killing pkers. I heard the inquistion fell to danger and came back to Vinetown. After being attacked I became a "heritic" seeking purification from the TSI when i finally reached the gates but your group was no where in sight. After 2 months of being at your RP next to the church i was revived AGAIN by a TSI member that vanished. I was still infected and came to rest in a building with 3hp for many days. Then a member of some "youth group" with a 4 letter acronym rescued me with FAK. He stated that was all he could do and left with the words "god bless" and "amen". Im here to permanently help. Tell me where you are, how to find you, how to join you. - Gogomouse

"The TSI" = "The The Spanish Inquisition". 06:07, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Hullo thurr wee Gogomouse, we huv indeed seen yous many times among tha fair churches, cathedral an mall o oor beloved Parish an ah'm glad oor efforts huv been noted. However, as oor group page indicates, yous huvtae be a cardinal afore ye can join TSI, so ye'll need tae embrace the comforting and voluminous Bosom of Holy Mother Churrrrch, join a seminary, an spend many years in 1. contemplation 2. weapons training 3. TSI's Heretick Torture Academy afore ye can join. (In other wurrds, TSI disnae recruit. Sorry pal.) We look forward tae continuing tae help an fight alongside yous as an ally, however.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 09:08, 17 August 2010 (BST)

Noted, I have repaird, caded, and put a generator with fuel in Maver building in Edgecomb. Suprisingly a lot of ppl have now used it as a refuge. Please come find me there so that we may add eachother on our mobiles. If the church or its members ever come into harms way then i will be there as an outside member until you find my services rendered. Until then i will be participating in the protection of your holy grounds. --Gogomouse 03:21, 22 August 2010 (BST)

Thanks fae tha help, Gogomouse. We dinnae use mobile phones but we'll keep an eye oot fae yous as we dae oor parish roonds.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 12:48, 22 August 2010 (BST)

REQUESTING TSI URGENT

Oh my god. I've been pushed to somwhere called Shearbank. But something is wrong here. VERY WRONG. They are coming and taking us one by one. Its not Pkers or heritics. Its something else! They came in and screamed they needed blood. I thought it was BS but they are coming in and killing people with one bite. They have names and they talk! How is this possible!? Humans are biting and killing in one bite! Its some guy named Count Vlad. I witnessed him doing this personally in the event history. He's taken a screen shot of the people he was killing and i was in that room. HE has people with him. I found his nest in Lokketside. I AM REQUESTING TSI ASSISTANCE. I know its not your area. But something is seriosuly upper cased #*$#$! HE takes no damage. Im just one girl. I cant do it alone but m going to go check where they stay. Please. Please come to shearbank! Im not making this up!! --Gogomouse 23:08, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Hullo Gogomouse, interestin' tale o vampires but as ye say it's no' oor area an' Pope Brian is aboot tae visit uz here so we cannae jist up an' leave tae wander aboot, speshly no' if it involves Shearbank as St Luke's is a whole other diocese. Lockettside is miles awa' fra Vintoon n Shearbank n aw. Guid luck though pal, try eatin garlic sandwiches.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:22, 16 September 2010 (BST)

KEEPING IN TOUCH

Hello again. I just wanted to keep in touch with TSI since you were my inspiration to step up my fighting spirit so long ago. Last we spoke was the events above. I investigated his hideout and discontinued my hunt but for refrence, look up the order of dracula when u get bored. This will prove that i did not "have demons" from how the old world use to say it. Ill give u an update on how i have been doing and i hope to know how the TSI have been doing as well against the tainted zombies. When i was tracking my target i ran into a resistance military called the SOC. They were a group that was picking up survivors all around the western half of malton in hopes to make a counter offensive before the red zone reached the western area. I became a recruit among many members. Since then we have had problems because of the loss of officers on the battlefield and by belaying orders, i took it upon myself to rescue a group of soldiers 2 days north of our set mission location. I was facing a dismissal but one of the officers found it too heartbreaking considering the situation. Since then the team i rescued have been following my direct orders although i was just a recruit only. me and the 3 others formed a 4 man unit that proven ourselvs time and again. Officers have also acknowledged my ability to change tactics and adjust to situations almost instantaniously. basically the 4 of us has done more than 30 of them were even capable of, thru coordination and was effective enough to take 5 times the amount of areas within half the time and with no casualties whatsoever, even deviating from the mission to revive full members in lightning time. I was then commisioned to full membership and was immediately comssioned as special operation forces captain for the team. My team of 4 was one of the vital elements that allowed eastonwood to be completley reclaimed since every building was destroyed. As of now i can not give details of my mission but i am currently involved in secret black operations within the western grid of malton and only the highest officers in charge even know what goes on with us. We mostly recieve an order and a list of missions and act almost independently compared the main force. They even had to nominate a specific officer for special operations director to be the only one allowed to give us orders. Other then that as i stated once we get that mission from the director i am fully in charge of the team to carry the missions on my list out and do it in record time.

I just wanted to tell you how i have been doing and someday hope to take R&R back in vinetown. If i ever get the chance i hope the church welcomes me with open arms since the first point i will be visiting is the church there. and you know which one im talking "aboot" --Gogomouse 17:36, 13 December 2010 (UTC)

Aye, indeed we dae, an' yous welcome any time e'en if we huv nae idea (which we don't) whit yous tokkin aboot wi' yon vampires n four-man strike teams n aw that kinda stuff. Any road, nae matter, stop by fae a scone any time ye'r in Vintoon, pal.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 19:32, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Well if it is not a burden for me to continue, I can explain a little more in depth on both subjects. A Pker named "Count Vlad Dracula" had been roaming around and killing off players by biting them to death. The message did not say anything such as shot to death or anything it actually said "bites player A to death" He loves to also take snapshots and pots them on his wiki page. I got freaked out because i witnessed this and was also in the room during many of his pictures. After entering around the area he likes to take refuge, i came across an organization fighting the heritics and decided to join them rather than fighting the wanna be vampire. Since being in that military organization i became the founder of the first official elite special forces unit. We do things such as fighting for positions that could not be reclaimed by any other resources and get called in for extreme circumstances. We also excel in performing recon. since we are a 4 man squad we can move faster and more efficent in attacking targets because teamwork among a small group resulted in more precisioned fighting ^^ --Gogomouse 18:18, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Hmm, most interestin' Gogomouse. Am ah right in thinkin' yon Dracula wannabe is a zombie when he bites peepul tae death? Ah dinnae think that human PKers huv that biting ability. Cheers pal.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:37, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

I wish that was the case good sir, then i wouldnt be so confused. But he was a surivor at the time of these incidents which is the reason i was concerned. I wasent the only one freaking out. Other players have witnessed it and the incidents were very confusing to everyone who saw it. --Gogomouse 19:51, 16 December 2010 (UTC)

I think this is what he's doing, actions via question marks. He's proly using this URL code http://www.urbandead.com/map.cgi?target=y&weapon=z and just changes "z" for "teeth" pretty coold to fit his Dracula rping. --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 00:07, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Thanks fae tha (likely) explanation thurr, Obi. It is a neat wee bit o RPin'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:34, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre/2011

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:43, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

Vinetown and Pegton. Thanks pal! Amen.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 02:51, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Thank you. Your group will be preserved in both Vinetown and Pegtown's listings. See ya next Massacre! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:15, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Oldscumdog

So are oldscumdog and oldblackdog the same player  ? I was wondering why every kill I make on his is 100% hit rate.

Then this happened. http://iamscott.net/1297363157243.html.

Both hanging around the same area, shooting the same people. tut tut, not very christianlike is it, you know fair play and all that.

You might want to teach him how to seperate alt existances and maybe move those alts a bit further apart, but then again this isnt the first time is it oldzergydog.--Jacko667 09:50, 13 February 2011 (UTC)

First, thanks fae asking a question ("are oldscumdog and oldblackdog the same player?") an then decidin yous already knaw tha answer ("oldzergydog"). Why no' ask firrrst n then wait a wee while tae see whit response ye get? If thurrr is a problem then we at TSI are committed tae resolvin it. We've been falsely accused o zergin afore, n we dinnae like it as we dae indeed uphold fair play n aw. So haud ye horrrses until ah can get an answer fra Oldscumdog. That's fair, is it no'? "Aye, ye right auld Mick [sez Jack], it is."--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 06:28, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Alright, so then lets not dodge the question here, and let's be honest: Is oldscumdog and oldblackdog the same player? I just wanted to ask clearly without it being considered an accusation. --FaMzNeSS 13:58, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Nae dodgin tha question, FaTTiNEss (by the way ah'm glad tae see ye're no' probin' newbies wi ye rubber glove jist noo). We dinnae tolerate zerrgin amongst others or oorselves so if it's happenin it will be dealt wi'.

Thurr's also this wee concept called patience ye may be interested in. Ye see, Oldscumdog lives a few thoosand miles awa' fra auld Mick [IRL, whitivver that is], an although ah posed tha question tae him earlier taeday ah've no' yet had an answer.

Ye'll also notice that Oldblackdog wairrrks fae Clubbed to Death an although TSI n CTD huv some players in common (includin my non-papal boss Mallrat) we dinnae wairrrk towards tha same goals, unless ye equate establishin a universal zombie nation wi establishin the hegemony o Holy Mother Church (don't answer that). Hence, although ah huv a zombie relative wha lives no' far off in Gulsonside/Osmondville, we nivver meet an we dinnae agree on ecumenical matters, so accusations o zerrgin based purely on players havin alts close taegither are wide o tha marrrk n also a wee bit lazy. Till ah hear fra OSD, therefore, please feel free tae play wi yeselves or get busy wi ye rubber gloves. Amen!

PS are yous n Jack tha same player? Jist askin', mind.

PPS ah expect an answer by yesterday.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:57, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

I don't know who famzness is and we are not the same player, but then again that isnt the issue here but I do admit he seems like handsome robust sort of person, he'd make someone a great husband one day. Perhaps if you stopped drinking Tenants Super and clean yourself up he might try to court you..........But I digress, I was just curious as to why a TSI players alt seem to work in unison with its main in the same area. Call it what you will but I'm not the one using 100ap to hunt the same player.--Jacko667 19:56, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Oh I never play alone with my rubber gloves. Though, if you're interested, I could definitely invite you down to the basement. It may, in fact, straighten that accent out of yours. But I can't guarentee that you'll be having as much fun as I'd be. It depends if you're into that sort of thing. But it isn't just reserved for the Newbies.

Your insight into the word patience is remarkable. However, I wanted to ask the question poised directly, so it's not considered a direct accusation as you certainly got temperamental about. I know these investigations can take time, and no one can expect an immediate answer, but one thing is expected: an honest answer. These two user account, Oldblackdog and Oldscumdog, were found to be working in the same area. Sounds like he wanted revenge with one of his other accounts, so you can see why people's eyebrows are raised

After traveling in my Delorean, since you wanted the answer yesterday, you'll already know that Jack and I are not the same player. Ah, and I see he's used his Flux Capacitor, traveled through time and already Ninja'd me in proclaiming that we aren't the same person. Although, I must say, compliments will get him everywhere!--FaMzNeSS 20:02, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Interesting, is oldscumdog also Tyrwhitt ? He tried to shoot me the other day 15 squares away from Mitchem Mall. Man this guy must love me, using three alts is a little OTT dont you think ? --Jacko667 23:39, 14 February 2011 (UTC)

Had a reply from ma pal Oldscumdog. He says, "Blackie (i.e. Oldblackdog) has been in Houldenbank for over a year, while OSD has been patrolling Vinetown/Pegton since 2009. They never meet, and Blackie still wears his CtD tag, so I don't see the problem." With those facts in mind, neither dae I. Jack, ye tookey23 alt is jist no' popular on account o ye helpin ye pathetic BHer pal WuWarrior, aka LaZiNeSs; Tyrwhitt is no' tha same perrrson as tha twa wee doggies. Chucking another lazy accusation afore tha firrst has been addressed disnae help ye case. Ah suggest ye go elsewhere as yous're no' wanted here. NB auld Mick here an ma zombie relative Hermann Munster wuid both gladly kill yous too, because 1) ah despise ye an ye sloppy BHing n whining attitude, an 2) zombies kill an eat peepul - that's whit they dae. Huv ye no' noticed that yet?

LaMeNess, thanks fae ye answer. Stay away fra me n oor choirboys wi ye rubber gloves. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 06:36, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

So TSI support alt abuse and allow members to patrol the area around vinetown with multiple alts. Thanks you cleared that up.

(Whaever made this comment, please sign it fae tha record. Thanks - Mick.)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:25, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

Lazy Accusations lol - this pic (http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/1424/oldscumdog.png) seems to contradict what you are saying. But I guess you have an excuse for that too. Anyway, its clear you hate the RG but allow cheating so you can complain about the RG all you like, but dont harp on that your an honest group blah blah blah as clearly your not.--Jacko667 18:14, 15 February 2011 (UTC)

Och, ye're quite right: ah can assure ye it wiz an honest mistake on auld Mick's parrrt, as ah did think they were twa separate peepul. Ah'll no' make excuses - ah'll leave that to ye numpty BHers when ye kill pro-survivors like uz - "We were only following RG orders" etc. Ah huv awreidy gone back tae ask ma pal tae dae tha necessary tae avoid any whiffs o' zergin' or alt abuse as cheatin' is definitely no' TSI's way. It shuid be obvious even tae yous that ah cannae dictate whit everywan in TSI does, but if there's a problem ah am committed tae sorrtin it oot.

NB TSI does have a few members on 'ecumenical matters' aroond n aboot so we dinnae aw hang aroond St John's deliverin tasty scones tae tha poor of oor parish.

Oh an' aye, we dae hate ye pathetic PKer-ridden lopsided RG wi' its useless information, an anywan wha thinks it's still of any use is a [word deleted by papal fiat].--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:25, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

PS ye shuid knaw wha LaMeNeSs is, he's tha guy wha plays as WuWarrior i.e. ye wee BHing pal wha cried fae ye help when he offed wan of uz n got a wee bit o payback. Aye, does that name ring a bell noo, Tookey23 ye phud?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:29, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

lol - Might I suggest its time for a new wiki representitive from your group, as well, your reactions seems a bit clumsy. Poor attempts to dodge any issues and slander anyone, well that plays the game fairly in an attempt to side track the issue. I was in Vinetown before Wuwarrior lol but that isnt the issue here is it ?

Here is a link you might want to read aswell - http://www.urbandead.com/faq.html#mult.

"You are, provided that they lead completely separate existences within the game - your characters should not collaborate, nor share (or stand outside) the same building. Multiple characters found to be working together in a suspicious fashion will be automatically flagged, penalised or even banned permanently by the system. If you're running a few characters, it's best to make sure that they stay in separate suburbs."

Perhaps you should email Kevan and ask him to amend it with (Except TSI)

I've also got to admit, You know I feel for little for poor old Cheveyo now, I guess if he was in your group his actions would have been alright and he would have got pats on the back.--Jacko667 18:34, 16 February 2011 (UTC)

Gosh ye really are a nonce aren't ye?

1. Did ye no' read tha bit where ah said, "Ah huv awreidy gone back tae ask ma pal tae dae tha necessary tae avoid any whiffs o' zergin' or alt abuse as cheatin' is definitely no' TSI's way... if there's a problem ah am committed tae sorrtin it oot"? Ah knaw tha rules pal, ah dinnae need ye tae look em up fae me. Fae whit it's wairrth, as ah recall Tyrwhitt is active near Stanbury Village as oor local ambassador(hence wearin TSI tags) wi' oor pals tha Kilt Store, an disnae operate in Vintoon or Pegton (yer link indicatin he was in Pegton was fra 2009). So the OSD and Tyrwhitt alts dae indeed stay in separate suburbs as per tha rules ye so helpfully quoted. Noo, if yous're still butthurt that he took ye oot wi' another alt, havin' come across ye pitiful wee tookey23 BHer by chance near tha Village, well ah can understand that. Ye clearly belong tae tha "dish it oot but cannae take it" club.

2. Ah write this way cos ah grew up in Pegton as a wean. Whit's yer excuse fae ye pishpoor English?

3. Sign ye posts properly pal, as requested awreidy. It appears ye're leavin bits n pieces aw over oor lovely tok page cos ye dinnae knaw how tae paragraph. It's like comin tae somewan's hame n trackin dog sh!te aw oer tha carrrpet.

4. Ah notice ye cannae answer me ain question prop'ly, i.e. tae admit straight up that ye knaw wha LaMeNeSs is, ye wee bampot. We cuidnae care less which of ye twa idiots came tae Vintoon firrst, as yous're both persona non grata among tha pro-survivors here, an we wull be here lang after yous are mere laughable memories.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:09, 17 February 2011 (UTC)

[...several days' silence ensues...]

Well, tookey23, it appears fra ye silence that ye've conceded tha arrgument aboot tha alleged 'zerrrging' on account of Oldscumdog and Oldblackdog playing fae different sides (survivor and zombie respectively) an' Tyrwhitt operatin' in entirely diff'rent suburrrbs (as per Kevan's guidelines), yet yous continue tae accuse Oldscumdog in-game of bein a zerrrger and PKer, an' killin' tha poor wee puppy in a heavily populated hospital tae boot (while a zombie siege is goin on - that counts as clever fae a Bounty Hunter ah guess)!

Whit a way tae make friends an' influence peepul, ye wee phud! Ah hoape ye enjoy bein a zombie as ye are reet noo: ye may as well get used tae it, bawsack.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:48, 21 February 2011 (UTC)

Ive been away, so I window dived to save me from more religious "hands on experience" the clergy always love.

Sorry my mistake, they are playing different sides......right next to each other..........shooting the same people. Anyway you've already stated your group supports alt abuse and multi-accounts in your group, I guess thats all the people need to know. Cheerio.--Jacko667 21:39, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

Aye, it iz ye mistake, an ah'm sorry fae yiz that ye're upset cos ye character wiz killed by two of the same player's alts, but that's no' zerging or alt abuse, an' neither is wairrrkin in different suburbs, as per Kevan's guidelines, an' ah've said tha complete opposite of what ye claim, so awa' wi yiz ye wee nyaff, an' guid luck wi ye readin' an' paragraphin' lessons as ye's are still no' gettin' it right on either count.

PS ye get one o these fae ye efforts, Jackoff.

Aww, you got deaded twice! Diddums!

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 12:21, 1 March 2011 (UTC)

ha ha ha funny. I wonder which alt group you will circle around TSI this week sweatie ? You can post all the silly images you want alt abusers.--Jacko667 23:27, 15 March 2011 (UTC)

("sweatie"? Ewwwww.)--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:32, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

On second thoughts pehaps you could give me the TSI's interpretation of zerging so we can at least lay this little puppy to rest for the time being ? Then we can all go back to doing what we do best/ --Jacko667 02:53, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Ah'd be fascinated tae knaw whit ye dae best beyond whingeing an whinin'. Anyhoo it's easier than that, why no' check here and see how far another wee butthurt bampot got with accusing uz o' zergin':

Zerg Liste 9

Zerg Liste Discussion 5

Ye'll notice that accusation was moved fra tha Zerg Liste 9 thread tae tha Discussion thread because Akule confirmed we're not zergers, and Rosslessness backed that up. Tok aboot heavyweights weighing in tae support uz. Indeed, look a bit further back an' even oor auld adversary EmPathetic Bill had this tae say: "I think the only group that never zerged the PBTB [Pathetic Bill Tribute Band] was The Spanish Inquisition, they were some cool cats".

Meanwhile, aw yous are daein is stretchin tha definition o butthurt tae its utmost limits, pal. It wuid appear yous are oanly back on oor wiki tok page cos ye pathetic tookey23 alt got snuffed oot yet again (though ah dinnae knaw wha did it). Goodnight and good luck, sweetie!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:32, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh Dear ! http://zombies.dementiastudios.org/boards/index.php?topic=12.msg58357#msg58357 - I'm sure you will have some excuse for this--Jacko667 20:48, 16 March 2011 (UTC).

You may also want to brush up on the zerg list. Bear with me, I'll talk slowly so you can understand. A lot of posts were moved to the the discussion list as it is simply that, a discussion. Okarwiwhateverhisnameis made the post, and then you started talking about it in a thread that isnt for discussion. But I know your groups quite well and the original listing is quite laughable, I felt sorry for you but then again seeing what I found on oldzergdog, looks like things might not be what they seem. But Akule hasnt confirmed anything, apart from moving threads from topics they shouldnt be in - Also using emPathetic Bill as a reference, I must says thats a glowing act, seeing as though it appears oldscumdog zerged him too. --Jacko667 21:11, 16 March 2011 (UTC)

Akule moved tha thread fra the Zerg Liste 9 thread to the discussion thread because there wiz nae evidence of zerging - hence tha thread nae longer belonged on tha ZERG LISTE thread. Given that Akule, Rosslessness and yes, even EmPathetic Bill say we're no' zergers, I think ye membership card of the Non-Butthurt Society can safely noo be rescinded.

Regarrdin OSD/OBD/Tyrwhitt, if he's lettin his alts get twa close, even though they stay in separate burrrbs an wairrrk towards different ends as per Kevan's guidelines (i.e. they're no' zergin'), ah wull ask him to keep them aparrrt if oanly tae spare us ye pitiful whimpering.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:49, 17 March 2011 (UTC)

Zerging accusations

Your member Malodorous Monk has filed zerging accusations against Cobra, particularly against our members Sally A Summers and BlackPajamas. As an active ZHU member, I'd gladly take any evidence you have and see to get it submitted to the ZL. If not, I may heartily recommend him to STFU, especially in the light of the recent zerg listing of one of your members. -- Spiderzed█ 15:34, 23 April 2011 (BST)