Talk:Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 3

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1. Shaun kills Lord Pendragon--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:30, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Holy... I was next door to that building before I went for Axe Hack.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:33, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I don't even know how I ended up in that building.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:34, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Everyone makes it too predictable...Why are we all hiding in Free Running dead end zones? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:36, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I wasn't. I've been moving non-stop every couple of hours.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:37, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Don't you watch movies anymore? People always run into a dead end when getting chased by the fuzz. Unless they're the good guy.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:39, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Why would the fuzz be chasing the good guy?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:39, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Evil/corrupt/stupid fuzz.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 00:40, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Watch it, lad. And nice try, Obi. I'm moving this under a big header on top of the page, like AHMH2. I hope you peeps don't mind. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 00:49, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Grrrr!--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 11:30, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Damn. Really not wasting any time, are we? ...So be it. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 06:37, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Heh I got offed pretty quick in the last comp was trying to at least get a kill before it happened this time.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:45, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I much prefer the mind games. For instance I know soph has this page on her watchlist,and whenever someone alters it she gets a message. Keeps her on edge. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:43, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I hate you so much. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 09:48, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Last time, I promise.x --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:51, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   <3 And don't you lot kill anyone I'm working dammit :P --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:05, 1 July 2010 (BST)

2. Oidar wacks Harvey Korman And yes, the screenshot has been censored a lot. Will it help? No. Oidar 10:01, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Gah! XD --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:05, 1 July 2010 (BST)

3. Goodnight, sweet Prince.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:38, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   People tell me if you have problems with my screenshot.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:44, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I can read that just fine. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 11:48, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   It's just that I had Kevan's auto-censoring cut in and hide my location.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 11:52, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Nice.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 11:53, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I'm gonna laugh when this backfires on you, they stand up as a zed, and kill you off while you're sleeping. ;) —Aichon— 00:57, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   Sigh...Not only did he escape death, but he managed to retaliate a bit sooner than I expected... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:01, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I found you three times in two days. What's the bet I kill you again before you reach an RP?--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 15:03, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I'll bet a Mudkip. Oh, would you look at that! I win the bet! I'm just swaying at that RP to the south there. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:08, 1 July 2010 (BST)

4. Dante Bosch 'pollinated' Ben Harding --BOSCH 15:14, 1 July 2010 (BST)
5. Gyles gets Oidar --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 17:26, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   SO we're at that level of censorship now?? lol --Hibernaculum 17:57, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   (to Giles) You know, it only took a minute to work out where that was, even with the censorship :P --BOSCH 18:00, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Yeh if you're clever you can work it out. ;) --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 18:14, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Ah! This type of censorship is perfect! Everyone, follow Giles's example! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:31, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I found this not really a normal thing to happen. Whoops forgot to sign heh.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:08, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   ...ffs. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   04:29, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   OK, I need one of you guys to work this out on that board. Just quote Oidar and link them to the Manhunt Page. I would do it myself, but I'm afraid my confirmation email never came. As for Oidar, I'm penalizing him on the account that he has breached rule 2. -2 kill count for his actions. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:38, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   I wouldn't really consider this a breach of rule 2. But it hasn't really happened before. Gah need more coffee.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:42, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   Rule 2 clearly states not to enlist the help of anyone not involved in the Manhunt. Sending a PK-report is like trying to recruit people to get revenge for you, hence a clear violation of rule 2. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 04:45, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   I see your point. I just think Giles may want to be reported. Although I suppose I should see if I can get the mods at BS to remove it.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 04:48, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   Hope this is right.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 05:02, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   It looks fine. If he does it again, -5, and a third time will result in DQ. Let this be a memo to all the other contestants as well. -2 on the first offense, -5 on the second, and DQ on the third. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 05:07, 2 July 2010 (BST)

6. Deej does Doug. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   17:35, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Hey! Wtf is DJ talent doing with Sid's Golden Whistle? I'll see your ass in the squadroom mister.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 17:48, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   Um... he borrowed it? ...it's the bling see, Deej does love a bit of bling. Wait till he catches up with Popsy, and swipes that fancy gun from her. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   18:21, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I left the pimp gun in Foulkes. It's a treasured trophy. Plus there's no way in hell I'll let people see me killing with *that*. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 18:47, 1 July 2010 (BST)

   I'll give Sid a call then. He can Fed-Ex it up to Shuttlebank Dakerstown for Deej. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   18:54, 1 July 2010 (BST)

7. May kills the person who suggested she join. May 00:54, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   I'm finding this especially funny given I initially spun the Manhunt to May as an opportunity to legitimately shoot me! I've learned my lesson :D --BOSCH 01:08, 2 July 2010 (BST)

8. Dib dib dib. (Sorry for the lack of taunt btw Ross. As you can see, the AP fairy wasn't with me.) ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
    
   07:15, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   I'll let you off this time. The manhunt seems a lot more jolly this time around. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 08:37, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   I only just remembered I had intended to use my flares on you. Gah.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:59, 2 July 2010 (BST)

9. Hibernaculum gives the hard goodbye to Alex Koponen --Hibernaculum 16:01, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   Damn you!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:04, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   Look, he used you to get 10k exp.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:13, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   No he didn't, I still only had 28hp when he attacked me. He would've gained 24XP from my death.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 16:15, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   Pfft minor details --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:17, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   28HP...I wonder why... -_- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:58, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   I don't know but it was awfully nice of someone to tenderize him for me. I felt like one of the Saints, swooping in on prey after someone else did half the work :) --Hibernaculum 19:18, 2 July 2010 (BST)

   He should have been my kill on day 1...Why, atheist God, why? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:35, 3 July 2010 (BST)

   You should have been my kill on day -1, morning 1, or evening 1. Oh wait, you WERE my kill on evening one!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 00:38, 3 July 2010 (BST)

10. OrangeGaf gets gaffed!--Natasha Fatale 19:28, 2 July 2010 (BST)

    Ouch--Orange Talk 21:25, 2 July 2010 (BST)

11. Guilty. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 21:31, 2 July 2010 (BST)

    I thought they dropped out.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:32, 2 July 2010 (BST)

    He came back ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    21:35, 2 July 2010 (BST)

    God, this gets confusing --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:40, 2 July 2010 (BST)

12. Oidar whacks Susan, bringing his score back up to zero. It wouldn't be much of a challenge if you people didn't get a head start, would it? Oidar 11:23, 3 July 2010 (BST)

    Ow. Next time update the death count too. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 11:37, 3 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh shit, they've discovered that I don't pay attention to anything. I have no idea what you're talking about. Oidar 12:17, 3 July 2010 (BST)

    This update here, you didn't update my death count. I noticed, so I did, but yeah not always paying attention either and it's such a faff when the scoreboard goes out of whack, recounting every kill and that. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 12:44, 3 July 2010 (BST)

    The scoreboard's already out of whack, with there being a few penalties involved and what not... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:05, 3 July 2010 (BST)

13. Mis finally wakes up and has his morning coffee - and a damn tasty cup it was. 16:21, 3 July 2010 (BST)

    Bah. I hope yer next shite's a hedgehog. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    19:08, 3 July 2010 (BST)

14. Dragonslayer'd ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    19:12, 3 July 2010 (BST)

    Damn you and your timezone differentials! --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 08:36, 4 July 2010 (BST)

15. Zednik meets the Blob--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 11:20, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Nnnnuuuuuuuu! Flawless victory ruined. Can we start over?--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 13:28, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Only if the manhunt is re-named after the Great Blob!--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 14:01, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Is there any defense against the Blob? --Hibernaculum 17:46, 4 July 2010 (BST)

16. Vinetown scout begins his one man war against cardboard crowns. And people called Ben Harding --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:40, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Did you see me shooting at you after you made that kill? If not, I was shooting at you. :P --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:42, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Nope. And I appear to have been entirely unhurt by your bullets. I'm currently 4ap's away. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:45, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Missed twice, then you vanished. I'm about 10AP away, because I was low, and I didn't want you coming back to kill me later.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:49, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Watch out for ben. I told him where the RP was, just before I killed him. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:51, 4 July 2010 (BST)

17. Oidar pollinates a bee in more than one way. Don't bother checking where I am - Had so little AP when I found this guy, I decided to window dive. I can flyyyyyyyyy! Oidar 20:31, 4 July 2010 (BST)

    Window diving? Awww, Oidar, where's the sport in that! --Natasha Fatale 04:55, 5 July 2010 (BST)

    Haha, how else do you think Ross won last Axe Hack Manhunt? It's actually a very clever tactic (btw i invented it in AH's first manhunt so don't you try and say you made it Ross!! >=[) --

     

     

     

     

    09:46, 5 July 2010 (BST)

    Ross didn't win the last manhunt he came a very close 2nd. It may be clever but it's kinda like using a rocket launcher against infantry in most games very anoying. I'm not sure anyone can really claim inventing that tactic as I'm sure different PKers who value their bounties would of been doing it before the manhunts.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:59, 5 July 2010 (BST)

    I NEVER window dived. I came second because I played EVERYDAY for the month, got lucky with revives, didn't always hide in obvious places, and was better than DDR. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:13, 5 July 2010 (BST)

18. I always finish what I start --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 21:21, 5 July 2010 (BST)
19. [1] yeah i killed someone.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 05:23, 6 July 2010 (BST)
20. OrangeGAF feels my pain. --Hibernaculum 16:41, 6 July 2010 (BST)
21. Vinetown Scout enjoys Symmetry --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:48, 6 July 2010 (BST)

    --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:56, 6 July 2010 (BST)

    Likewise. I found a much better target soon after. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:04, 6 July 2010 (BST)

22. Here's the shot. Thanks Alex for the reminder. I'm pretty sure it's been less than 24 hours, so it counts. --Homeless prophet 20:52, 6 July 2010 (BST)

    "Somebody has spraypainted I shot a man in Dakerstown, just to watch him die onto a wall." - my idle minded graffiti now famous! --BOSCH 21:07, 6 July 2010 (BST)

23. Pendragon defeats the RNG! Hopefully the first of many. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 06:17, 7 July 2010 (BST)
24. Still guilty. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 06:43, 7 July 2010 (BST)

    That's the same image as before. Don't suppose you have a new one? —Aichon— 07:52, 7 July 2010 (BST)

    Oops. Cheers, Aich :") --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 07:59, 7 July 2010 (BST)

    where do you keep all those generators? in your vagina?----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 13:57, 7 July 2010 (BST)

    You don't have a lot of experience with female anatomy, don't you lad? --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 15:54, 7 July 2010 (BST)

    roast beef curtains?----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 16:14, 7 July 2010 (BST)

    Baby carrot? --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 16:37, 7 July 2010 (BST)

25. It's a no from me Cue crying on cam & a over-dramatic pseudo interview with PJ & Duncan :'( --BOSCH 01:45, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    You'll thee the gold teeth thoon thunthine. Oh yeth... ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    03:26, 8 July 2010 (BST)

26. Street Fight ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    03:30, 8 July 2010 (BST)
27. Axe Hack actually scores one in his own competition. Holy shit! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:34, 8 July 2010 (BST)
28. who knew slaying dragons wasn't really that gay----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 07:17, 8 July 2010 (BST)
29. Doctor is it Natasha Serious? Its worse than that vinetown scout, its Natasha Fatale. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:34, 8 July 2010 (BST)
30. Doug Collins: Script-Tease! *shakes fist at Ross* Don't think I won't fail-kill you again, buddy! --Natasha Fatale 17:24, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    Let battle commence my girl! Good to see someone else amend the scoreboard in a ridiculous fashion! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:30, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    Just saw your kill speech in-game, Natasha. Now I'm sad that my own creations are being turned against me, though I am happy to see that they've outgrown their creator at least. They certainly aren't being put to good use by me, anyway. —Aichon— 07:02, 9 July 2010 (BST)

31. Thtill guilty ath thin! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    19:40, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    You're so out of ammo now. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:41, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    The blob has saved me from the DJ's wrath!--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:43, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    Still got enough ammo for another flash of the teeth or two. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    19:47, 8 July 2010 (BST)

    I'm so going to punch kill you.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 23:35, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    I made a cracking punch at some student party once but no-one wanted any part of it. I think the sugar puffs probably killed it tbh. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    06:18, 10 July 2010 (BST)

32. Harvey Korman I feel so much better now.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:42, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    Whatever happened to rule 1? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:44, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    That thought did enter my mind as I was passing through. Maybe he wasn't sleeping.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:55, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    Was he in the beginning of the group of survivors, or at the end? 'Cause I'd kinda like to know if he was sleeping or not. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:54, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    I'm gonna feel bad no matter how I answer so I wont. Instead you get this.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 06:32, 10 July 2010 (BST)

    Don't feel bad m8, the rules were clearly laid out at the start. Well done. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    07:55, 10 July 2010 (BST)

33. got hybercobaldh. i have uncensored version if anyone really cares THAT much. --
     
     
     
     
    10:19, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    Now I've just gotta outlast you, Mis, Obi, May and Bobby and I'll have made my goal.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 10:31, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    Don't worry, i'll proberly be dead by the end of today--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 12:36, 9 July 2010 (BST)

34. Giles bangs Bosch - --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 16:31, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    Got whacked twenty minutes before I woke up :'( --BOSCH 16:49, 9 July 2010 (BST)

35. a bee pops Alex Koponen. :D I got you back for that unwarranted assault yesterday. -- Rahrah is pumped that he's going to lose another Manhunt. 16:54, 9 July 2010 (BST)

    Don't forget to update the scoreboard next time. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:02, 9 July 2010 (BST)

36. Got my Oidar Radar working!--Natasha Fatale 03:21, 10 July 2010 (BST)
37. Doug Collins was watching the wrong movie --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 07:54, 10 July 2010 (BST)

    And with that, I take the lead! There had better be an award for worst performance, because so far, I've found exactly one living contestant, and they killed me a few hours later since I ran into them while looking for a safe house on my last few AP. The only other contestants I've seen so far are fellow zeds at RPs. That I'll be without the Internet for part of next week is just salt in the wound. </wallowing in self pity> —Aichon— 08:29, 10 July 2010 (BST)

    Don't worry the competition isn't over yet. You may still get a burst of sudden kills to overcome us near the end.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 08:34, 10 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh cruel Zipo, so so cruel. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    08:54, 10 July 2010 (BST)

    Well you've been saying the exact same thing to me. The only difference is I believe he still can. It's never over till it's over.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:37, 10 July 2010 (BST)

38. Vinetown scout gives Axe Hack a proper send off. Happy holiday Axe! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:45, 10 July 2010 (BST)

    OK, since I've been killed now, I'm just gonna let myself idle out. I'm not much of a fan of playing UD from friends/family computers in Taiwan, since I do have some cousins playing. So consider the last you'll hear from my. My names-picked-from-a-hat judges, do a good job judging. When I get back in the States (which would be a week after this is over), I'll judge your judging, you 7 judges. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:43, 12 July 2010 (BST)

39. Good morning, Alex. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 03:39, 11 July 2010 (BST)

    This has now ceased to be humourous.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 14:28, 11 July 2010 (BST)

    It really hasn't --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:40, 11 July 2010 (BST)

40. Lord Pendragon has the favor returned - Kill was in Jensentown, since the bookmarklet I used censored it out. And, drat. So much for going for the biggest loser in the match. Now I actually have to play it like I mean it. —Aichon— 04:36, 11 July 2010 (BST)
41. Oh! That's gotta sting! --Natasha Fatale 04:46, 12 July 2010 (BST)
42. Alex Koponen has a bad day - Kill was in Jensentown. Sorry, bud. I was actually looking for someone else when I stumbled on you first. —Aichon— 07:09, 12 July 2010 (BST)

    Foggy day in Malton eh?--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 11:13, 12 July 2010 (BST)

    That part of the image isn't actually doctored, believe it or not. I have a bookmarklet that replaces the location name with "CENSORED" and the map with fog. I still do a lot of editing after that since I have some custom UI components that it doesn't change (AP, items, etc.), but I keep the original images, both before and after the bookmarklet, so that I can offer them as proof, if need be. —Aichon— 22:19, 12 July 2010 (BST)

    Can I have?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:28, 12 July 2010 (BST)

    I don't see why not. I didn't write it, after all. Bookmarklet#Hide Location. I think that was the one I use. —Aichon— 22:32, 12 July 2010 (BST)

43. Hey Mr DJ --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 18:58, 12 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh ffs, I'd only just moved to that location 10 minutes or so before this. I knew this was gonna be my bad week. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    19:07, 12 July 2010 (BST)

    ...on the plus side, I've always been dead lucky at this RP. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    19:47, 12 July 2010 (BST)

44. Alex Koponen has another bad day - Kill was in Quarlesbank. —Aichon— 06:30, 13 July 2010 (BST)
45. I struck down my comrade, Bobby, in a tragic twist of fate fit for Shakespeare.--Homeless prophet 06:37, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    Damn you randoms and your random setting up of light sources :<--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 11:24, 13 July 2010 (BST)

46. Tony Oidar nearly gave me a heart attack.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 09:10, 13 July 2010 (BST)
47. Shaun dies, and not from a heart attack. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    10:14, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    That's 2 now Kemps you out for the whole family? Told you it was a bad one.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 10:20, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    Nepotism FTW! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    10:27, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    Ah well at least I was the last to die of any cause.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 10:21, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    That's the spirit. And now you get to proudly sport this on your wikis. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    10:27, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    To much magenta/pink/whatever the hell colour that is.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 10:42, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    That my friend, is the colour of regal bling. Wear it with pride. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    10:49, 13 July 2010 (BST)

    I don't wear bling.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 11:00, 13 July 2010 (BST)

48. Not so fatale, femme... --BOSCH 13:10, 14 July 2010 (BST)
49. Dante Bosch catches hell for earlier moosiness.--Natasha Fatale 06:51, 14 July 2010 (BST)

    I wish I knew how (and where) you got revived so quickly :'( --BOSCH 13:10, 14 July 2010 (BST)

    When you die as much as I do, you learn a few tricks. --Natasha Fatale 00:13, 15 July 2010 (BST)

50. ddr kills homeless prophet --
     
     
     
     
    11:37, 14 July 2010 (BST)
51. Guilt is no longer felt - Kill was in Dakerstown. —Aichon— 18:01, 14 July 2010 (BST)
52. Gyles pegs Bobby - --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 11:32, 15 July 2010 (BST)~

    So.. I didn't know my name was "Bobby". Oidar 11:54, 15 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh, sorry about that. I linked to the wrong screenshot. Fixed it now =) --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 12:13, 15 July 2010 (BST)

    Why does the common person feel the need to light up all my safehouses ;_;--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:41, 15 July 2010 (BST)

53. Hib gets it hard Wasted my last shells, I did.. Oidar 11:54, 15 July 2010 (BST)

    Dam you Oidar! Ugh, I knew this would happen. I ran into another contestant but didn't have the AP to attempt the kill. I was hoping to make an attempt today but knew I was in a bad spot and probably wouldn't survive the night...--Hibernaculum 14:38, 15 July 2010 (BST)

54. Club violence ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |
     
    17:07, 15 July 2010 (BST)

    A little part of me was proud to get whacked by another capd player. The other part of me wants to unload some ammo on yo' ass! =P --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 17:21, 15 July 2010 (BST)

    Bring lots of ammo, it's quite a large ass. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    17:25, 15 July 2010 (BST)

55. More of a 'Cub' than a 'Scout' --BOSCH 17:22, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    BEST. LINE. EVER! --

     

     

     

     

    02:39, 17 July 2010 (BST)

56. Tony gets whacked--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:26, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Is your actual name Seth?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:31, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Kind of.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:35, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    I'll just leave this here then.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:53, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Wut? O.o --Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:59, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Have you never played red dead redemption?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 18:01, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    I have not.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:03, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    There is only one true Seth, amd it is this godly fella. Any other Seth is a false Seth. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    18:38, 16 July 2010 (BST)

57. Nothing like a bit of girl on girl. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 19:17, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Pics NAO! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    19:54, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh wait, you did. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    19:55, 16 July 2010 (BST)

    Best action I had all week. --Natasha Fatale 04:05, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    I'll provide both of you an extra 50 points if either of you provides a kill shot that has both of you topless. ;D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 08:41, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Dude I did suggest no shirts and no shoes, but was shot down. Blame Giles. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 09:31, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Giles didn't want to go nude, but what's stopping you from going nude? ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 09:35, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    The thought of DJ Talent going for the 50 points bonus and posting his kills in the buff. Come on, just think about it. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:08, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    The offer was just for you and Natasha. >< On kills that involves just the two of you. =D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:11, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Ah but then it'd be an unfair bonus, 50 points only for people with boobs. I'm a judge now remember? I would never let that pass :P --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:15, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    That may be true, but I'm judging your judging, remember? ;P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 10:23, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Fair enough. Go convince Natasha to tell me where she is, I'll take me top off and whack her. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:39, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Hey now, it won't count unless you're both topless now. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:51, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Well then you have one wee bit more of convincing to do, don't you? Get to it already. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:08, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    I say we don't take off a thing for a "wee bit," Soph. Now, if the bit in question is more substantial...we might could talk. --Natasha Fatale 07:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh after those last encounters, I only need the flimsiest excuse... but yeah Axe can't watch. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 22:38, 19 July 2010 (BST)

58. Well, almost the best.--Natasha Fatale 04:08, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    So good we just had to get some more. Did I ruin a speech? :") --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 04:22, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    She ruined a good fucking genny and fuel can more like it. You got pockets full of magnets or something 'tash? ffs... ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    14:14, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Speaking of pockets, I noticed something in yours, DJ Talent. Or maybe you were just happy to see me. --Natasha Fatale 06:53, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    I was ecstatic to see you 'tash. Then I kept firing blanks and suddenly wasn't. Never happened before, honest. Nerves I think. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    07:23, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    *Slips $100 (US currency) in both Sophie and Natasha's pockets* You know what I want. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 06:59, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    A cold shower? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    07:23, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    I'm terribly sorry, Sir, we at CAPD can't accept gifts from people we had or may have to officially rebuke. Fwiw, I do have a history of taking me shirt off, but it's usually to beat the living crap out of someone. You may want to consider that avenue. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 22:38, 19 July 2010 (BST)

59. I caught hibby reading dirty magazines----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 17:40, 17 July 2010 (BST)

    Can't make out the burb on your screenshot; please correct or identify the burb. --Natasha Fatale 13:33, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    it's been edited for my protection. i was under the understanding that all you needed was the death notice and your name.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 17:39, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    No, you need suburb name.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:40, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    Besides, you're at Newbury Library. Not too difficult to tell.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:45, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    It's extremely easy to tell once you sort the clues. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:49, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    you really need to get laid----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 01:58, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    Don't worry, it's stupid in the first place and a majority of contestants, natasha included, aren't obeying the "proper" established censorship rules anyway. --

     

     

     

     

    07:13, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    Oh i'm not worried. if hacks says something than i'll change it. but, since it's so easy. no need amirite?----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 12:39, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    Well, I've mentioned midway through this competition that I'm not really caring about censorship rules now. But it's a good idea to provide just the suburb (or at least hints of your whereabouts) just so I can make sure you're actually in the contest area. Your screenshot is fine, Harrison. It provides clues to the whereabouts, so it's easy to tell where you are once you get through the clues. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:18, 19 July 2010 (BST)

60. Tsk, tsk, another english politician skulking around the banks. 18:22, 17 July 2010 (BST)
61. a bee kills Dante Bosch. -- Rahrah is pumped that he's going to lose another Manhunt. 03:04, 18 July 2010 (BST)

    Stung :'( --BOSCH 04:07, 18 July 2010 (BST)

62. As a lord to his people, Pentdragon gives. Unfortunately, DDR takes. --
     
     
     
     
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63. Vinetown Scout hits double figures. Unfortunatley its not kills, but the number of Alex Koponen's deaths. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:18, 19 July 2010 (BST)

    Honestly, how the fuck is Yon dying so much! --

     

     

     

     

    05:41, 20 July 2010 (BST)

    Because...everybody hates Yon. And Chris. But they love Raymond. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 05:42, 20 July 2010 (BST)

64. A high velocity egg for A Bee --Hibernaculum 20:17, 19 July 2010 (BST)
65. DJ Talent Done--Natasha Fatale 13:55, 20 July 2010 (BST)

    Are you trying to get me drunk? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

     

    14:04, 20 July 2010 (BST)

66. You might want to scratch 'Dante' on your shotgun shells from now on... --BOSCH 17:00, 20 July 2010 (BST)

    No anarchist rant, fierce Marxist beard, sweet abs, Snoopy tat... no offence, mate, but you've got nothing on Luke. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 17:43, 20 July 2010 (BST)

    AP efficiency, my aged friend, AP efficiency... --BOSCH 18:35, 20 July 2010 (BST)

67. I caught this guy bumming for change in a cinema--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 23:06, 20 July 2010 (BST)
68. He may be Shaun A Jenkins to you, but to me, he'll always be Shaun "The" Jenkins. --Natasha Fatale 05:26, 22 July 2010 (BST)
69. Natasha and I do the dance of death. Except with no dancing.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 13:11, 22 July 2010 (BST)
70. Dante 'critiques' Hibernaculum... --BOSCH 15:39, 22 July 2010 (BST)

Announce Non Kills Here

1. Axe Hack is an excellent PK'er --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:48, 9 July 2010 (BST)

   I could have had you, but I had to stop and reload. >< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:53, 9 July 2010 (BST)

2. now it's out into the open I might as well show everyone my gay infuriating fail. --
    
    
    
    
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   That was awesome! :D --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 10:28, 9 July 2010 (BST)

3. This was going to be the first kill in the manhunt, seconds after Axe gave green light. Too slow, slick. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 10:25, 9 July 2010 (BST)

   Count yourself lucky Obi you came out of that alive. I've been in that exact same position with this one and it never ended well for me. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   12:53, 9 July 2010 (BST)

   damn it I had a nice one of alex failing.. and I didn't keep the screenie.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 23:32, 9 July 2010 (BST)

   I found a bee right after that, now it's been ages since I found any other contestant, no one, nada! --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 10:43, 10 July 2010 (BST)

4. The blob protects me from shaun--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 11:30, 10 July 2010 (BST)

   Ha! Serves him right for his blob blasphemy. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   11:38, 10 July 2010 (BST)

   Heh last I saw my sister doesn't work for the blob. Hell the blob wouldn't want her not that she'd work for the blob given the option.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 13:06, 10 July 2010 (BST)

   I knew that was a terrible place to hide, but I guess luck still isn't on your side.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:47, 10 July 2010 (BST)

   I don't know I'm just glad I got away when I did.--ZIPO/Talk/◆◆◆/CAPD 13:48, 10 July 2010 (BST)

   I've heard terrible things about that Blob. Terrible things. People go down into his throat, screaming all the way until they land into a pool of digestive juice. If I wasn't retired, I'd surely be a convert by now ;) --Hibernaculum 02:56, 12 July 2010 (BST)

   ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

    

   20:15, 12 July 2010 (BST)

5. I killed Soldier0. I demand 100 points.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 14:47, 11 July 2010 (BST)
6. Giles, can you provide a screenshot when you awaken? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 19:37, 11 July 2010 (BST)

   Yeh I'll put it up in a minute.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 11:13, 12 July 2010 (BST)

   Here we go. This info is 3 days old so I don't mind posting an uncensored screenie.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 03:50, 15 July 2010 (BST)

7. From Britain's Silliest Criminals. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 20:01, 12 July 2010 (BST)

   I kid you not, I bumped into three competitors within 10ap of each other, had no ap at any point. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:03, 12 July 2010 (BST)

   Happens to me a lot as well. Why oh why is the AP gone? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 20:07, 12 July 2010 (BST)

   I was terminally knackered myself--still am, hence the cropping. I'll uncrop it tomorrow, you'll see. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 20:10, 12 July 2010 (BST)

8. I dunno, bee. Love maybe? But stop wasting me FAKs you plonkers! --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 18:32, 16 July 2010 (BST)
9. Proof that a darkened building can save your ass--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 09:56, 22 July 2010 (BST)

   Indeed. I've already had a few zeds fail to kill me once they have broken in, as well as a contestant who wasted all of their AP killing me and had to wait for ticks, which allowed me to grab a revive and return the favor before they had a chance to move far away. —Aichon— 10:22, 22 July 2010 (BST)

   Coincidentally, not even five minutes after I made that comment, a darkened building saved yet another contestant from me. I really need to stop having this sort of bad luck. —Aichon— 10:32, 22 July 2010 (BST)

   You've got to make your own luck mate. ;) --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 10:37, 22 July 2010 (BST)

   I did for the first few weeks, but I've run out of my initial supply finally. :P —Aichon— 12:09, 22 July 2010 (BST)

   I've been searching for that sort of luck ever since I used my last one on Ms Fatale. Every day. I seem to have exhausted Malton factories' supply of luck. --Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 15:11, 22 July 2010 (BST)

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