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DHPD Criminal Code

Jurisdiction:

The DHPD considers its jurisdiction to be the Dunell Militarized Zone (DMZ). This consists of Dunell Hills, Peddleston Village, Chudleyton and Caiger Mall, West Becktown, Molebank and Owsleybank. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, warrant request and execution procedures are only valid within the DMZ.

Warrantable Offences:

The Following Violations will result in the issuing of a Warrant which entitles a DHPD Officer to execute the perpetrator:

  • Assault upon a DHPD Officer, Recruit or civilian within the DMZ (not including a friendly punch, newspaper whack or barfights).
  • Murder of a DHPD Officer or Recruit anywhere in Malton or murder of a civilian within the DMZ.
  • Destruction of municipal property, i.e. barricades, communications equipment and generators unless just cause can be determined, within the DMZ.
  • Impersonation of a specific DHPD officer or Recruit by use of a character name that is sufficiently similar to a DHPD member to cause confusion (applicable throughout Malton).
  • Actions liable to bring the DHPD into disrepute while impersonating an Officer or Recruit by the use of the tag "Dunell Hills Police Department" when not a department member. In general such actions are also violations of the criminal code (applicable throughout Malton).
  • Through use of in-game speach, broadcast, or message the deliberate assault upon a survivor of a nature to be found egregiously offensive. i.e. sexually-explicit or racist in nature (applicable throughout Malton).
  • The Possession of Neil Diamond or Barry Manilow Records.

The Following Violations will result in the issuing of a Permanent Warrant:

  • Repeated crimes of murder within the DMZ.
  • Repeated crimes of murder of a DHPD Officer or Recruit.

Crimes Resulting in an APB or BOLO:

The Following Violations will result in the issuing of an APB or BOLO (public listing on this Wiki page). Perpetrators will be monitored but no warrant will be issued unless a warrantable offence is committed.

  • Impersonating an Officer or Recruit of the Dunell Hills Police Department by the use of the tag "Dunell Hills Police Department" when not a department member (applicable throughout Malton).

Terrorism

If a group of players repeatedly murders and assaults DHPD Officers, Recruits and civilians, or is known to be a group whose raison d'être is to PK survivors, their group may be given terrorist status. Wearing the group name is then equivalent to having a permanent warrant. Membership of a terrorist group is considered to be an offense throughout Malton and the warrant may be served anywhere.

Not Crimes:

  • Zombie Spying. The DHPD does not warrant or take action against survivors for activities considered to be 'spying' for zombie groups, provided no violation of Criminal Code takes place.

Warrant Duration

The duration of a warrant is:

  • Non-permanent warrants are reviewed after 45 days and removed if no further offences have occurred, there is evidence of contrition (usually an apology), or evidence that the individual has removed themselves from the Dunell Hills sphere of influence on a permanent basis.
  • A warrant may be removed upon appeal. Appeals should be addressed to the DHPD Chief.
  • Permanent Warrants and Terrorist Group status may only be removed by appeal.

Evidence of crimes is recorded and is available on request in the case of an appeal.

Note

The above represents a summary of the information in the DHPD Handbook. It is intended for public information. If it is ever in conflict with the handbook, then the handbook takes precedence.

Serving Warrants

DHPD officers must refer to the warrant procedure detailed on the DHPD forum.

Outside parties should please note that this is an internal list, and that the DHPD does not endorse or take responsibility for non-members acting upon this information.

When a DHPD Officer serves a warrant they will always clearly state the crime for which the warrant was issued. The warrant will also be available on this page.

Warrants for murder may be served anywhere in Malton. All other warrants are served only within the DMZ.

Warrant List

Impersonators

The following individuals have impersonated a DHPD officer with the intent of bringing the Department into disrepute.

  • In the past, permanent warrants have been approved for individuals with names designed to copy genuine officers, or for committing violent offences. These warrants stand.
  • Permanent warrants are also approved for repeated crimes of murder
  • APBs are issued for individuals who illegitimately display DHPD affiliation. This individuals are not formally warranted and should contact the DHPD.
Permanent Warrant Air Queda Impersonation of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant Issued. Sanpedro 00:44, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Permanent Warrant A Raging Torrent Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Impersonation of a DHPD officer. 
Murder of a civilian imitating a DHPD warrant.
Warrant renewed. --Surfcop 16:49, 8 December 2010 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Askhole Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. Sanpedro 02:04, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Badassmoms For impersonation of Badassmom.
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 01:04, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Billy Bob Terror Impersonation of a DHPD officer and Murder of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --Codeist 01:05, 15 May 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Chronic Priapism Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murder of DHPD officers. 
Previously permanently warranted, upgraded to impersonation. 
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 06:39, 16 March 2010 (UTC) 
Permanent Warrant Cryptosporidium Multiple murder of DHPD officers, Warrant changed to show impersonation charges.
Warrant renewed. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:44, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant dickhole spy Murder of a DHPD ally. This person is no longer a legitimate officer.
Warrant upgraded. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:37, 30 August 2010 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Doctor Bong Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant dongles3 Impersonation of a DHPD officer, murders of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 11:51, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Fox Moldering Impersonation of a DHPD officer; multiple murders of DHPD officers. 
Warrant renewed. Sanpedro 02:39, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant FmrRpFCBob Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant issued. Jim Extreme 01:58, 19 January 2008 (UTC)  (Authorized DFO-C)
Permanent Warrant Gary Ashida Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant God of Despair Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant Issued. -- Codeist 23:49, 12 September 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant goIdstar Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 22:49, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Jarret Donke Boi Murder of a civilian. Destruction of property.  This person is not a legitimate officer. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 03:34, 25 October 2008 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Jason Bowels For impersonation of Khannoir's Real Name. 
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Jet McZoom Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Krumbar Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Khanoir For impersonation of Khannoir.
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant LabDrunk Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Laughing Man Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Lord Doom68 Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Lt Potter Group spying, zerging, and bringing the Department into disrepute. 
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 04:24, 6 June 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Maaaz Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Mac Victory Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Spying on group forum.
Warrant Issued. Sanpedro 21:56, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Madonna's Corpse Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Multiple Murders of DHPD officers. (Look below in Violent Crimes)
Warrant Revised. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 12:49, 24 January 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Mark Shane Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Marty Banks75 Impersonation of Marty Banks, defecating on public property.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 22:44, 8 June 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Officer Kerry Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Officer Sam Jackson Impersonation of an officer, murder of civilians. 
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 01:14, 2 August 2008 (BST) 
Permanent Warrant Paul Baloff Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant PJuoip Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant PsychoPhill AKA 2L's For impersonation of PsychoPhil. 
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Sammus Impersonation of a DHPD officer while killing civilians.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 20:53, 15 June 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Shazba Impersonation and Murder of a DHPD officer, murder of civilians, text rape.
Warrant renewed. --Codeist 10:11, 18 July 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Snooker Loopy Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Wyzegy Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Yamsque Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --CptFastbreak 18:11, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant zeeba For flawless impersonation of DHPD while serving 'warrants' and murder of DHPD allies.
Warrant renewed -- Codeist 12:52, 20 September 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant ZombieGeneral For not so flawless impersonation of DHPD while serving 'warrants'.
Warrant issued Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 00:46, 13 June 2007 (BST)
APB ONLY Afterbirth Smoothie Afterbirth Smoothie is not an DHPD officer.
Issued by jits dhaliwal 14:30, 16 February 2012 (GMT -5)
APB ONLY CaramelFilling CaramelFilling is not a DHPD Officer.
Issued by CptFastbreak 20:09, 16 July 2011 (BST)
APB ONLY Dave161 No warrant, last reported in Dulston, this person is not a legitimate officer.
Entered by FmrPFCBob 13:52, 11 July 2007 (BST)
APB ONLY DHPD Dave No warrant. DHPD Dave is not a legitimate DHPD officer.
PsychoPhil CFT 21:01, 2 October 2008 (BST)
APB ONLY DHPD 4 LYFE No warrant. DHPD 4 LYFE is not a legitimate DHPD officer.
Issued by Codeist 11:46, 18 May 2011 (BST)
APB ONLY Disco De Soto This person is not a DHPD officer.
Issued by CptFastbreak 19:43, 9 May 2011 (BST)
APB ONLY Dneurit This person is not a DHPD officer.
Issued by CptFastbreak 15:47, 4 July 2011 (BST)
APB ONLY D Randall Blythe This person is not a DHPD officer.
Issued by CptFastbreak 20:25, 16 July 2011 (BST)
APB ONLY Florid Buggywhip No warrant. This individual is not a legitimate Officer.
Issued by  jits dhaliwal DHPD 07:26, 11 May 2013 (GMT -5)
APB ONLY McDingus No warrant. This individual with the tasteful profile description is not a legitimate Officer.
Issued by CptFastbreak 13:31, 9 May 2011 (BST)
APB ONLY Ponderous Saxon Ponderous Saxon is not an DHPD officer.
Issued by jits dhaliwal DHPD 11:59, 14 March 2012 (GMT -5)
APB ONLY Stripper Claus This person is not a DHPD officer.
Issued by jits dhaliwal DHPD 16:19, 10 February 2013 (GMT -5)
APB ONLY Tripping Balls No warrant. This individual is not a legitimate Officer.
Issued by  jits dhaliwal DHPD 12:50, 24 January 2013 (GMT -5)
APB ONLY Zombie Penquin No warrant.  Please direct this person to contact the DHPD forums.
Issued by Codeist 16:51, 31 August 2011 (BST)

Violent Crimes

The following individuals have assaulted DHPD officers.

  • Permanent warrants are issued for individuals who appear dedicated to continued conflict with the DHPD.
Permanent Warrant Afterbirth Smoothie Multiple murders of DHPD officers, Civilians; property damage.
Warrant renewed. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 15:08, 4 August 2012 (BST)
Permanent Warrant  Armpit Odor Murder of a DHPD Officers and Part of a Terrorist Organization.
Warrant Issued. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 07:04, 11 May 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant arrogancy Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. Whatshisname 23:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC) 
Permanent Warrant asseffects Multiple murders of DHPD officers and possible zerging.
Warrant renewed. --CptFastbreak 12:53, 28 February 2011 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant BadBrainz Multiple murders of DHPD officers and civilians, damage of municipal property, and loitering.
Warrant renewed. --jits dhaliwal 18:23, 9 February 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Bastard Face Permanent Warrant Issued.(Maxi-Zerg)
Warrant issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Brad Dahlia Multiple murders of DHPD officer.
Warrant upgraded. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:23, 16 August 2010 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Brains Monroe Multiple murders of DHPD officers.  Property destruction. Assault. 
Member of The Dead. Impersonating a DHPD officer.
Warrant renewed.--CptFastbreak 17:55, 10 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Buy Tramadol Online Multiple Murders of DHPD Officers and civilians.
Warrant Upgraded. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 09:12, 14 February 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Candy O Murder of a DHPD Officer and Member of a Terrorist Organization.
Warrant Issued. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 19:18, 25 April 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Capt Lance Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Probable zerg of Lt Potter.
Warrant reissued and upgraded. -- Codeist 14:37, 13 September 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant charlie chicken Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. Whatshsiname 03:24, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Dailia Daytripper Murder of DHPD Officers, Civilians; property destruction; impersonating a DHPD officer. 
Warrant Reissued and upgraded. jits dhaliwal 20:34, 29 July 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Deadtanian Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Multiple murders of civilians
Warrant renewed. --Officer S 02:51, 17th November 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant DHPD H8R Maxi-Zerg and Impersonator
Warrant Issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Dogdeadian Multiple murders of a DHPD officer. Member of The Dead.
Warrant upgraded. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:46, 15 February 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Dr Damppants Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property destruction.
Warrant renewed. --Codeist 11:44, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant eat my shortz Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant Issued. FmrPFCBob 19:14, 25 July 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Eminem's Career Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 19:04, 19 August 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Ettin Assault upon and Murder of a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 12:29, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant evangeline lilly Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. --Surfcop 05:51, 13 January 2011 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Hairy Fodder Multiple murders of DHPD Officers.
Warrant Upgraded. --Codeist 16:21, 27 October 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant John Fraker Multiple murders of DHPD officers. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:40, 12 February 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Killer Scarecrow Murder of a DHPD officer. Member of a Terrorist Org.
Warrant issued. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 09:09, 18 April 2013 (GMT -5)
 Permanent Warrant Kirsty Cotton Murder of a DHPD officer.
Warrant renewed and upgraded. --jits dhaliwal 20:34, 29 July 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Mad Marv Permanent Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg)
Warrant Issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Mad Bad Bob Mugabe Permanent Warrant Issued.(Maxi-Zerg)
Warrant renewed. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Madonna's Corpse Multiple Murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 15:04, 30 December 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Mama Obama Assault, murder of DHPD officers, vandalism, and terrorist conspiracy.
Warrant updated. --CptFastbreak 22:32, 11 March 2011 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Marcel Bruno Bigeard Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant issued. FmrPFCBob 19:14, 25 July 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Maxwell Hammer 
Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg). Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant mcstabbington Murder of a Civilian and Murder of multiple DHPD officers.
Warrant Issued. jits dhaliwal 18:08, 2 April 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant  Merondi Multiple Murder of DHPD Officers and Civilians.
Warrant Upgraded. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 08:16, 10 August 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant  Mr Watt Multiple Murders of DHPD Officers and Destruction of Municipal Property.
Warrant updated. --Codeist 23:36, 30 August 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant necrobama Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property. 
Warrant upgraded. --CptFastbreak 15:48, 28 April 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant  Noah Kling Murder of a DHPD Officer and Member of a Terrorist Org..
Warrant Issued. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 09:14, 18 April 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant  Onomatopoeia Multiple Murder of a DHPD Officers.
Warrant Issued. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 10:16, 15 April 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Paper Volkswagon Murders of multiple DHPD Officers.
Warrant renewed. --CptFastbreak 11:49, 7 March 2011 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant PENNYWISE 
Warrant Upgraded. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 12:30, 18 April 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant PlateHead Multiple Murders of DHPD Officers.
Warrant upgraded. --Codeist 16:35, 31 August 2011 (BST)
Permanent Warrant the Photographer 
Warrant Upgraded. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 20:29, 17 April 2013 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Red Ass Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property.
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 15:03, 20 May 2009 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Reetoric 
Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg) Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant  SAStickArts Multiple Murder of DHPD Officers.
Warrant Issued. --jits dhaliwal 19:48, 14 June 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant Slick Willie Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property.
Warrant Issued FmrPFCBob 19:36, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Stephen Bubcar Multiple Murder of DHPD Officers.
Warrant Issued. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 16:08, 27 December 2012 (GMT -5)
Permanent Warrant What'saContinent Multiple Murders of DHPD Officers.
Warrant renewed. --jits dhaliwal DHPD 13:03, 2 August 2012 (GMT -5)
Cataleya Murder of a DHPD officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 18:36, 28 November 2013 (UTC)
Dave Osbourne Murder of a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 19:14, 28 November 2013 (UTC)
FirF Assault apon a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 08:50, 17 December 2013 (UTC)
Ignatius J Reilly Assault and Murder of a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 18:52, 15 December 2013 (UTC)
Jervas Pervis Murder of a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 19:13, 16 December 2013 (UTC)
MeatShield666 Assault and Murder of a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 08:53, 18 December 2013 (UTC)
offthepigs Murder of a DHPD Officer.
Warrant Issued. --Codeist 18:36, 28 November 2013 (UTC)

Property Crimes

The following individuals have destroyed barricades, generators or radios without just cause.

Terrorist Groups

The following groups are considered to be dedicated to continued conflict with the DHPD. Any individuals who are members of these organisations are considered to be warranted.

Expired Warrants

For reference, expired warrants are now filed on their own archive page

Jail Cell

Bizzaro penguin is still in jail.

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Damn that penguin's cr-r-rr-razy.

Worse, it's beginning to display pirate tendencies.


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