Malton College of Medicine
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| Abbreviation: | MCM |
| Group Numbers: | Plenty |
| Leadership: | greylyn |
| Goals: | To educate new survivors about how to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic world |
| Recruitment Policy: | open |
| Contact: | Come, talk to us in-game! |
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Malton College of Medicine
Located in St. George's Hospital (Greentown) at (31, 71), Malton College of Medicine's primary mission is to educate new survivors about how to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic world. MCM serves the medical needs of the Greentown/Brooksville/North & South Blythville area, educates MCM students, and provides an atmosphere of support and encouragement, all with a healthy dose of humor. Degrees offered include MD, ZhD, RN, BS, and BA, as well as EMT certification. Located in the northwest corner of Greentown, MCM is able to assist survivors in four different suburbs. MCM is also conveniently close to Marven Mall and Pippard Necrotech Building.
MCM is a public service of 10 minutes from hell.
Community involvement
Students at MCM are encouraged to be active in the community by healing and reviving, defending buildings under assault, and cheering up the downtrodden. Faculty and staff are busy, visible, vocal participants in the local community. MCM faculty and students assist the Brain Rot Revive Clinic in maintaining the Nicols Avenue revive point. Revive requests can be made using the DEM tool.The main MCM campus at St. George's Hospital is maintained at VSB++ to allow entry for free running except during sieges. The posh residence hall next door, (recently redecorated with all new furnishings), is a former warehouse, and serves as a study area where students can retreat when in need of a quiet space. Nearby cinemas, Smallwood and Robins, are popular hangouts for students taking a break from their studies and the site of occasional after-hours parties.
Degrees offered
- Doctor of Philosophy in Revivificationology (Zh.D.)
- Doctor of Medicine (M.D.)
- Bachelor of Science in Nursing (R.N.)
- Bachelor of Science in Hospital Security (B.S.Bang.)
- Bachelor of Arts in Consumer Survival Skills (B.A.Buy.)
- Emergency Medical Technician certification (E.M.T.)
- Bachelor of up the butt. (U.P.D.A.B.U.T.T)
Courses of study
Lectures are informative and humor-laced, taught by experienced survivors who enjoy working with new people. Questions are encouraged, practical application emphasized, and tests nonexistent. If you live, you pass. It's as simple as that.
Courses offered at MCM include:
- Revivification Technique and Practice
- Introductory Medical Care
- Advanced Medical Skills and Technique
- Medical Practicum
- Battle Medicine and Tactics
- Siege Survival
- Effective Consumerism
- Inventory Management
- Communication Skills
Exciting announcement:
- Fellowship Grants are now available for students wishing to do advanced studies on the use of humor in medicine!
MCM medical runs
Basic runs:
As college enrollment grows, more medical runs will be added so that more of the surrounding are is served, and so that traveling healers overlap as little as possible, thus conserving precious AP.
Announcement: a new medic run has been added. Check out the South Brooksville medical run!
Guest speakers
The College offers a lecture series featuring some of Malton's most prestigious survivors.
Our first lecturers were the wild and wacky Malton Medical Staff from Roftwood, specialists in humor and healing! They gave lively lectures and goofed off with us for several days. We're putting the lectures up on our textbooks page. Thank you, MMS!
Other lecturers have included Ottari, Sir KF of the Philosophe Knights, and elbert gray of Tikhon Medical.
Miscellaneous
MCM textbooks are available for free on the wiki! More coming soon!
Malton College of Medicine's tiny url: http://tinyurl.com/4vmpfv
MCM is funded by a grant from 10 minutes from hell, South Blythville division. Donations to MCM Research Foundation are tax-deductible.
Special thanks to Morgueasm for her assistance in the construction of this gorgeous wiki page.
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