Rowcliffe Must Fall

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A group of zombies located in Barhah-Raz who are dedicated to ridding the suburb of humans. They have dubbed this the front lines of the zombie invasion, and hope to push zombie territory up to Fort Creedy's walls.

They feel that the key to taking this suburb lies in keeping the humans out of The Rowcliffe Building, so they have decreed that this will be kept free of humans while they take out the rest of the suburb. Any human presence is quickly mobbed and destroyed.

Zambahz maz zmazh Rahgrrg!

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The Rowcliffe Building
"... some survivor activity in the Rowcliffe Building ..."
Bob Moncrief EBDW! 14:48, 17 January 2019 (UTC)
Rowcliffe Must Fall
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Abbreviation: RMF
Group Numbers: 10 known, actual number under strict guard of Master of Espionage
Leadership: The Sacred War Council
Goals: The Rowcliffe Building in Pegton err Barhah-Raz must fall!!
Recruitment Policy: Grarrah!!!
Contact: here and here or email at rmfwarcouncil@gmail.com

Leadership

Led by a small group of zombies who form the elite Rowcliffe Must Fall Sacred War Council, including Gorilla Strike Force Major General Bran Eating Zombie, Interrogator Chaplain Robert Poole and Supreme Air Commander Fox0ne.
The Sacred War Council is composed of a variety of offices held by zombies who have proven themselves both mighty and clever enough to hold them. The Sacred War Council also exerts authority over the RMF Armed Forces
Known positions in the Sacred War Council include:

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-Interrogator Chaplain

This office is currently filled by Robert Poole. Its duties include: maintaining the spiritual purity of the group and its members, coordinating missionary work, supervising the conversion of humans (both voluntary and involuntary) and an advisory role in all spiritual matters. As part of his duty to maintain the purity of the RMF, the Interrogator Chaplain has recently appointed himself Grand Inquisitor of the new RMF Inquisition.

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-Supreme Air Commander

This position is currently held by Fox0ne. His office is responsible for coordinating the Rowcliffe Must Fall Air Command and leading all airborne assaults. Fox0ne has devised a series of plans based upon zombie kamikaze pilots crashing into barricaded buildings. While there is no lack of volunteers among the BARHAHerjar to pilot, Fox0ne has yet to locate an aeroplane, or someone with the skill set to construct one.

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-Grand High and Mighty Poobah

BroccoliChops usurped this office from a hobo with a prison shank and has been using it to pump out pro-RMF propaganda. The department runs completely out of a refrigerator box and she appears to require only a can and some string to run it. Any attempt to take away either object will shut down production completely until they are given back. Also, she believes you have her stapler.

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-Gorilla Strike Force Major General

Bran Eating Zombie is currently serving as Gorilla Strike Force Major General. He is responsible for planning and coordinating of all Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet ops. Black Ops fall under the jurisdiction of The (-Name-Deleted-for-Security-Reasons-).

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-Lord Plaguemaster

Bran Eating Zombie is in charge of spreading the infection to as many humans as he comes in contact with. To do this he has formed an elite Warfighting Force, known as Las Plagas. With the infection comes truth.

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-Master of Espionage

All details about this office are currently unknown or heavily classified.
The secret files of the Master of Espionage.

Recruitment

Anyone interested in supporting our quest to conquer Barhah-Raz should contact us here and request more information.

You can also email the Sacred War Council at rmfrecruitment@gmail.com

We accept anyone, zombies who have recently risen will be teamed with our mighty BARHAHerjars who will help them in taking down their first kills, and getting into buildings packed full of juicy humans.

Ideology

As responsible members of the larger zombie community RMF is proud to announce support of the following policies:

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Rowcliffe Must Fall complies with the Non Barricading Policy.
Which maintains that supporters should seek to turn Malton into a barricade-free, ruined, and un-lit paradise.
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Rowcliffe Must Fall supports the Salt the Land policy.
Which states that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked Necrotech Building whenever possible in order to maintain the ransack and prevent survivors accessing syringes.
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Rowcliffe Must Fall supports the PEP.
Which is a reflection of the Sacred Ground Policy. If a zombie can't sleep in a Necrotech Building and doesn't have Brain Rot, then they should be safe in the wastelands from unwelcome medical experimentation.
Plodedhead.jpg maarh harman bra!nz ahr har!!
Rowcliffe Must Fall Eats Brainz
Which is what it's all about and a key part of the RMF Movement.



The 10 Commandments of Barhah
as spoken by The Prophet Jorm, to his followers.

1) Thou Shalt Not Suffer A Harman to Breathe. Life is an Abomination. All things must be slain.
2) Thou Shalt Not Suffer A Generator to Exist. Destroy all generators. The city must be dark.
3) Thou Shalt Eat All the Orange Julius. Malls have Orange Julius. It's delicious.
4) Thou Shall Ruin the Structure of Man. Buildings exist to be destroyed. They must be annihilated.
5) Grab Mah Hangan Zambah Bag. Seriously. Grab it.
6) Thou Shalt Not Fear Death. The headshot comes to all Zambahz. You must know that it happens.
7) Thou Shalt Embrace the Rot. The rot protects you from the needle. The needle is anti-barhah.
8) Thou Shalt Not Be An Asshat. Seriously, don't be an asshat.
9) Thou Shalt Share the Effort of Barricades. Cracking a building is everyone's job.
10) Thou Shalt Not Zerg. I'm not kidding. If you do, I'll rip your throat out.

It is my pleasure to officially announce that Rowcliffe Must Fall is now a Cult of Barhah. Under my spiritual guidance we will flourish, be fruitful and multiply. Anyone suspected of violating the commandments will be subject to immediate investigation by The Inquisition.
--Robert Poole 6:32 pm, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Propaganda


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The RMF Propagandist

December 14th Early this morning members of Rowcliffe Must Fall returned to their home in the Rowcliffe building drawn by the sounds and smells of a harman christmas party. We joined in the singing and the feasting and a good time was had by all. However some of our feral friends got a little out of hand and knocked over the CDF's christmas tree, for which we appologise.
--Robert Poole 2:23 PM, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

December 5th While I stood swaying in the Rowcliffe building (a human hasn't tried to knock me over in days) I overheard a human of the CDF trying to spout some propaganda of his own. "You damn zeds don't get it, do you? We'll always be fighting to retake Rowcliffe! The CDF is already wearing you down. Your numbers aren't what they used to be. We will emerge victorious, because we have the will to fight for what is rightfully ours, not just mindlessly attacking humans," he said to me, and since he wandered off before my jaws warmed I felt the need to reply here.
You harmanz may think that you are determined and will fight till your dying breath to retake the Rowcliffe building, but your determination is no match for the unshakable zombie will and we shall still be fighting long after you are dead.
As for the CDF wearing us down, our numbers have more then doubled since we started this crusade and we plan on doubling them again. Your PATHETIC resistance has only served to drive more zombies our cause.
You will not emerge victorious harmanz. We are fighting for our homes and our families. Barhah-Raz is our home. We will not leave it. There is no hope for you.

Furthermore, diplomatic negotiations between the RMF and the CDF have failed since members of the CDF seem to have forgotten how diplomacy works and barricaded our diplomats outside the negotiations. --Robert Poole 12:51 PM, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

December 1st *NAME DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES* has been conducting some operations around *DELETED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES* and has declared the South East of Barhah-Raz to be a true zombie paradise closely following the commandments of Jorm. Zombies across Barhah-Raz can take pride in the example set by our Barhaherjas fighting down there!
Unfortunately the cowardly forces from the CDF, The Scarlet Lantern, TRF, OCU, Life Cultists and various feral survivors launched a constant raid on the First Church of Barhah all day. These heretics threw everything they had against us, hoping to tear down our church while many zombies were celebrating the victory at the hospitals. With the combined efforts of all these harmanz fighting against a skeleton crew of War Council Members, Gorilla Strike Force Troops, Las Plagas cultists and a couple members of our zombie hordes they managed to take control of the Church.

For about 10 minutes.

After that Fox0ne and Bran Eating Zombie launched a daring raid, single handedly taking back control. Our defenses have held firm since.
No news from the negotiating table.
Glory to Barhah-Raz! Glory to the Sacred War Council! Glory to Barhah!
--Bran Eating Zombie 23:57, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

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Rowcliffe Must Fall
Click here to read all the RMF Propaganda.

Older Stories Here

Known Members

Bran Eating Zombie
Robert Poole
Broccolichops
Fox0ne

Known Allies

The Glorious Free State of Zomburbia!
Feral Zombies.

Known Enemies

This is just a taste of the Secret Files of the Master of Espionage.

Alliance of Fort Creedy ==> File
Wanted for: Crimes too many to even begin to attempt to name. They are truly the face of the enemy. Their largest crimes include forging a large alliance of humans to attempt to clear out areas such as Pegton and Zomburbia! As well as using zombie spies and assassins to infiltrate our operations and attempt to cripple them.

Creedy Defense Force ==> File
Wanted for: Attempting to take The Rowcliffe Building, stalking a group member and being rude. I'm talking to you Empty Head. Just because we're at war doesn't mean we can't be civil. Also have started using the despicably cowardly strategy of using zombie traitors and spies against us.
We have currently declared TRIPLE WAR on the CDF. Their failure to comply with the demands of the Inquisition will not go unpunished!

Dogs of War ==> File
Wanted for: Attempting to take the Rowcliffe Building and cheating. We've been attacked by both Sunsnukis and Sunsnukis2 within a short period of time. Damn zergers.
Continuing with their zerging tradition, we were just attacked by Dzia and Dzukas, one right after the other. It seems their entire leadership cheats and probably the other players too. Kill these zergers on sight.

M.E.R.C.Y. ==> File
Wanted for: Working with the evil NecroTech scientists in an attempt to rid Malton of zombies. Attempting to control the Rowcliffe Building.

Outbreak Control Unit ==> File
Wanted for: Plotting to assault The Rowcliffe Building as well as RMF members, fully encouraging the heretical and cowardly practice of using zombie spies as well as blaspheming Barhah.

The Scarlet Lantern ==> File
Wanted for: Plotting to take and hold the Rowcliffe Building.

U.S. ARMY INFANTRY ==> File
Wanted for: Attempting to restore hospital functions in Barhah-Raz, also for attempting to capture The Rowcliffe Building

Zombies Unlimited ==> File
Wanted for: Profane and blasphemous experimentation performed on young and impressionable zombies. They are the most vile and disgusting beings imaginable and should be destroyed at all costs.

Zombie Spies
Wanted for: The lowest of the low, fellow zombies trying to curry favor with the human oppressors by selling out their kind.
Files on Known Spies Here
All are to be considered dangerous traitors, mrh cows and heretics of the highest order.


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Rowcliffe Must Fall
Click here to read all the RMF Propaganda.
Gargoyle.jpg Profane Existence Policy Supporter
Rowcliffe Must Fall supports the Profane Existence Policy & asserts that all Wastelands in the city of Malton are revive-free zombie zones.
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Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! Rowcliffe Must Fall caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!!
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One of Rowcliffe Must Fall's characters has brain rot and/or supports those select few who do have brain rot.
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Rowcliffe Must Fall complies with the Non Barricading Policy, which states that all buildings shall be barricade-free, ruined, and un-lit.
Brainz.gif maarh harman bra!nz ahr har!!
Rowcliffe Must Fall is a fan of feasting on harman bra!nz, and wants more opened.
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Rowcliffe Must Fall supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible.
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Rowcliffe Must Fall had a hand in the First Ruining of Fort Creedy since Kevan fixed the forts. 'Twas a great day. Survivors screamed, zombies feasted, and murderers bathed in the blood of the innocent. Barhah! Praise be to Zeko!
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