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Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project

Abbreviation:	DRRP
Group Numbers:	20-something
Leadership:	One and all...
Goals:	To have more fun than a touring funk band. Sing it!
Recruitment Policy:	Somewhat motivated survivors of all levels, ideally aged 18 or older.
Contact:	DRRP members in-game. Alternatively visit our forum

Looking to RP with other survivors as part of an organised, ruthlessly-efficient military machine? If so you've picked the wrong group. Yes, the Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project (DRRP) is an emergency management group. Yes, we do look after the barricades in and around Danversbank. Yes, we do shoot zombies when we're sober enough to stand upright and aim. And yes, we do disperse drug-filled syringes as part of our community outreach program. But that isn't all we do.

Our true calling is the dissemination of witticisms while under the influence, and generally having fun in the midst of a horrifying-yet-somehow-hilarious zombie apocalypse. The DRRP is absolutely committed (and some of us still have the straitjackets) to establishing a self-sufficient community in South Malton. We encourage survivors to get to know one another and, if circumstances permit, procreate. Seriously, it’s the end of the world as we know it! Do it for the kids!

	Short-wave Radio Info
	This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 26.90 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: Throughout the suburb

Mission and Protocol

Supply

Do you need bullets, FAKs, needles, beer, toilet paper? If you’re lucky at least one of our resource buildings will be illuminated for your pleasure. Power to the people!

Communication

We talk. We talk a lot. We do use radio transmitters placed strategically about town but they keep getting broken, and we’re pretty lazy these days. If you really want to talk to us your best bet is to come on over to the forum or start chatting to us in-game.

Barricades

We do not enjoy being eaten by zombies unless they are very fresh and very cute. Nor do we enjoy lifting heavy equipment. Let's be honest, we're not that keen on hard work in general. This presents a problem as barricading (hard work) is really the only way to prevent being eaten by yucky zombies (very painful). Therefore we enforce the Danversbank Barricade Plan (DBP) whenever we’re not too tired or hungover.

Public Services

If you’re undead and would prefer not to be there are two revive points in our pretty hell: the cemetery [73, 97], located between St. Simon's Church and Teresa General Hospital, and Angerstein Park [75, 92], located one block south of the Kynaston Building (NT). Both RPs are listed on the Barricade Plan and tagged with a link to the Revive Request Tool. Post a revive request at this site if you want to live. If you're too lazy to make a few keystrokes, then we'll probably revive someone else and invite them to the party instead. For more information regarding undeath and how best to reverse it please visit the lovely Gina Semple.

Armed Response

Some of us like to kill things. Some of us would rather flirt. Those of us who like to kill things direct our bloodlust toward hostile zombies, jackasses, alcohol prohibitionists, GKers and slow-witted PKers. We don't tolerate PKing within the bounds of Danversbank, although we have been known to chuckle at a witty assassination or two. All murderers will be reported to the Malton Police Department and immortalized on our Wall of Shame. Clever killers may receive some kind words. All all inept, imagination-challenged and/or yawn-inducing killers will be humiliated.

Inventory

We carry stuff. Without stuff there wouldn’t be any stuff to do stuff with. Once upon a time (and a very long time ago it was) we could carry all the stuff we wanted. We’re talking about a lot of stuff, a ridiculous, impossible amount of stuff. We carry less stuff now, but it’s still pretty ridiculous when you think about it. Anyway, it’s up to you to decide what stuff to carry, but we suggest that you keep a fire axe or a crowbar (these are best for knocking down barricades), some beer bottles for pub brawls, a toolbox (you too can play Bob the Builder), and, of course, Tic Tacs.

How to Volunteer

We are currently seeking somewhat motivated scientists, doctors, scroungers, builders, community outreach specialists, lesbian pirates, bartenders and zombie hunters. Please find us in-game in one of the 49 buildings in the suburb, or come on over to our forum.

Current Membership

Allies

British Military Corps

Department Of Emergency Management

Hollomstown Area Regional Defense

E.N.D.

The Fortress

Retired Members

The Writing is on the Wall (Do Not Revive List)

Do not randomly revive zombies unless you have a damn good reason for doing so (i.e. the zombie is cute and you want to ask it out). Instead, make use of the DEM Revive Request Tool and the Rogues Gallery. Danversbank is home to many griefers (spiteful people who hate us because we are so good-looking and throw the best parties). If you revive them they will destroy stuff, including people engaged in amorous acts. Those who persistently conduct random revives will themselves be treated as griefers.

The Wall of Shame
- AKARunner - PKer (yawn) and possible zerger. Compare profile with runner1313. Both characters active in Danversbank at the time of this posting.
- AXEole - generator destroyer who targets NT buildings
- Big Hungry Joe - PKer
- Bloody Tom - text rapist
- Bob Dobbs jr - GKer
- boobletwo - PKer
- cool nYou - text rapist / PKer / GKer / griefer / piteous wretch
- CSM Crenshaw - PKer
- DeathJesterChris - PKer / unimaginative moron
- dion45 - PKer
- Doomtide - PKer
- Dr’Knives - wanted PKer / member of Extinction anti-survivor group / zerger
- Dr'Spears - wanted PKer / member of Extinction anti-survivor group / zerger
- Dropses - griefer
- Frank Dodd - PKer (yawn)
- Fred the Fireman - PKer (yawn)
- Ghost Falcon - GKer/PKer
- Inspector Javert - griefer
- Iron Mike Tyson - wanted PKer
- Lenin's Ghost - wanted PKer
- Little Jimmy Osmond - GKer/PKer
- metaly - GKer
- NG Bad - debarricader / PKer
- Nuke Texas - wanted PKer
- Paddy McPiggy - text rapist / wanted PKer
- Palmer Z - abusive griefer / random reviver
- runner1313 - PKer (yawn) and possible zerger. Compare profile with AKARunner. Both characters active in Danversbank at the time of this posting.
- Smoking Barrels - text rapist / wanted PKer
- SpiderpigMKII - PKer (yawn)
- tech8383 - wanted PKer
- Well Dressed Man - wanted PKer

The Wall of Remembrance (bad people with whom we had good fun)
- Aurelien - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- a whale's vagina - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Flogging Molly - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Masque - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- MeatballKing (AKA Meatless Queen) - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Rizzes - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- ruinedtongues - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Tom Deat - member of Philosophe Knights
- Vandr - wanted PKer / member of Red Rum (amusing, but still a scoundrel)
- voodojuice - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- wburke - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Wrathful - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights

News

May 29th, 2009 - R33F3RM4N

Tragedy has struck D-bank in the form of all pubs ransacked!! When we get done crying we'll rebuild and start a new party.

August 11th, 2008 - R33F3RM4N

Lesbian Pirates ahoy! Come join us in cruising the suburbs of Malton.

June 26th, 2008 - Paddy

We are out of the suburb on important business. Good luck.

August 17th, 2007 - R33F3RM4N

Fort Perryn will be the scene of fierce fighting this weekend. DRRP personnel will be available to provide medical assistance to those who fall in the fighting. Please use the DEM Revive Request Tool to request revives at the standard Danversbank and Whittenside RPs.

July 16th, 2007 - R33F3RM4N

A much needed update - retired members have been removed to their own category, allies have been updated. The S of the suburb is surprisingly quiet, the only exception being the area near MGH and Lea Ave FS, both of which are subject to frequent attacks.

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 group_contact=DRRP members in-game. Alternatively visit our [http://s6.invisionfree.com/DRRP/ forum]|}}
-The Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project (DRRP) is an emergency management group operating in the suburb of [[Danversbank]] (duh). While we are somewhat interested in keeping the area safe for our fellow survivors, our true calling is the dissemination of witticisms while under the influence, and generally having more fun than should be allowable in the midst of a horrifying-yet-somehow-hilarious zombie apocalypse. The DRRP is absolutely committed (if we’re not too tired or hungover) to establishing a self-sufficient community. We encourage survivors to get to know one another and, if circumstances permit, procreate. Seriously, it’s the end of the world as we know it. Do it for the kids!
+Looking to RP with other survivors as part of an organised, ruthlessly-efficient military machine? If so you've picked the wrong group. Yes, the Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project (DRRP) ''is'' an emergency management group. Yes, we do look after the barricades in and around [[Danversbank]]. Yes, we do shoot zombies when we're sober enough to stand upright and aim. And yes, we do disperse drug-filled syringes as part of our community outreach program. But that isn't all we do.
+Our true calling is the dissemination of witticisms while under the influence, and generally having fun in the midst of a horrifying-yet-somehow-hilarious zombie apocalypse. The DRRP is absolutely committed (and some of us still have the straitjackets) to establishing a self-sufficient community in South Malton. We encourage survivors to get to know one another and, if circumstances permit, procreate. Seriously, it’s the end of the world as we know it! Do it for the kids!
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 * '''Supply'''
-Do you need bullets, [[FAK]]s, needles, beer, toilet paper? Well, come on down! If you’re lucky at least one of our resource buildings will be illuminated for your pleasure. Power to the people!
+Do you need bullets, [[FAK]]s, needles, beer, toilet paper? If you’re lucky at least one of our resource buildings will be illuminated for your pleasure. Power to the people!
 * '''Communication'''
-We talk. We talk ''a lot''. We used to have radio transmitters placed strategically about town, but it’s such a drag schlepping those bad boys all the way back from the mall, and we’re pretty lazy these days, so if you want to talk to us your best bet is to come on over to the [http://s6.invisionfree.com/DRRP/ forum].
+We talk. We talk ''a lot''. We do use radio transmitters placed strategically about town but they keep getting broken, and we’re pretty lazy these days. If you really want to talk to us your best bet is to come on over to the [http://s6.invisionfree.com/DRRP/ forum] or start chatting to us in-game.
 * '''Barricades'''
-We do not enjoy being eaten by zombies; nor do we enjoy lifting heavy equipment and hard work in general. This presents a problem, as barricading (hard work) is really the only way to prevent being eaten by zombies (very painful). Therefore, we will enforce the [[Danversbank Barricade Plan/DRRP|Danversbank Barricade Plan]] (DBP) at all costs!—(if we’re not too tired or hungover.)
+We do not enjoy being eaten by zombies unless they are very fresh and very cute. Nor do we enjoy lifting heavy equipment. Let's be honest, we're not that keen on hard work in general. This presents a problem as barricading (hard work) is really the only way to prevent being eaten by yucky zombies (very painful). Therefore we enforce the [[Danversbank Barricade Plan/DRRP|Danversbank Barricade Plan]] (DBP) whenever we’re not too tired or hungover.
 * '''Public Services'''
-If you’re undead and would prefer not to be, there are two [[revive points]] in our pretty hell: [[Cemetery_73,97|the cemetery]] [73, 97] located between St. Simon's Church and [[Teresa General Hospital]], and [[Angerstein Park]] [75, 92], located one block south of [[the Kynaston Building]] (NT). Both RPs are listed on the [[Danversbank Barricade Plan/DRRP|Barricade Plan]] and tagged with a link to the [http://ud-malton.info/revive_requests.cgi?  Revive Request Tool]. '''Post a revive request at this site if you want to live'''. If you're too lazy to make a few keystrokes, then we can't be bothered to leave the party and stick your ass. Suck it up! For more information regarding undeath and how best to reverse it please visit the lovely [[User:Gina Semple|Gina Semple]].
+If you’re undead and would prefer not to be there are two [[revive points]] in our pretty hell: [[Cemetery_73,97|the cemetery]] [73, 97], located between St. Simon's Church and [[Teresa General Hospital]], and [[Angerstein Park]] [75, 92], located one block south of [[the Kynaston Building]] (NT). Both RPs are listed on the [[Danversbank Barricade Plan/DRRP|Barricade Plan]] and tagged with a link to the [http://ud-malton.info/revive_requests.cgi?  Revive Request Tool]. '''Post a revive request at this site if you want to live'''. If you're too lazy to make a few keystrokes, then we'll probably revive someone else and invite them to the party instead. For more information regarding undeath and how best to reverse it please visit the lovely [[User:Gina Semple|Gina Semple]].
 * '''Armed Response'''
-Some of us like to kill things. Some of us would rather flirt. Those of us who like to kill things direct our bloodlust toward hostile zombies, zombie spaiz (OMG!), jackasses, alcohol prohibitionists, GKers and slow-witted PKers. We don't tolerate PKing within the bounds of Danversbank, although we have been known to chuckle at a witty assassination or two. All murderers will be reported to the [[Malton Police Department]] and immortalized on our Wall of Shame. Clever killers may receive some kind words; all inept and/or yawn-inducing killers will be humiliated.
+Some of us like to kill things. Some of us would rather flirt. Those of us who like to kill things direct our bloodlust toward hostile zombies, jackasses, alcohol prohibitionists, GKers and slow-witted PKers. We don't tolerate PKing within the bounds of Danversbank, although we have been known to chuckle at a witty assassination or two. All murderers will be reported to the [[Malton Police Department]] and immortalized on our Wall of Shame. Clever killers may receive some kind words. All all inept, imagination-challenged and/or yawn-inducing killers will be humiliated.
 == Inventory ==
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 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=263085 Dr Yep]
-[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=735723 R33F3RM4N]
+[[User:R33F3RM4N|R33F3RM4N]]
 [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=699093 Doc Cherry]
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 [[User:Skull|SkullOfficer]]
-== The Wall of Shame (Do Not Revive List) ==
+== The Writing is on the Wall (Do Not Revive List) ==
-Do not [[combat revive|randomly revive]] zombies unless you have a damn good reason for doing so (i.e. the zombie is cute and you want to ask it out). Instead, make use of the [http://ud-malton.info/revive_requests.cgi? DEM Revive Request Tool] and the [http://www.ud-malton.info/Rogues_Gallery Rogues Gallery]. Danversbank is home to many griefers (spiteful people who hate us because we are so good-looking), and if you revive them they will destroy stuff, including people engaged in amorous acts. Those who persistently conduct random revives will themselves be treated as griefers.
+Do not [[combat revive|randomly revive]] zombies unless you have a damn good reason for doing so (i.e. the zombie is cute and you want to ask it out). Instead, make use of the [http://ud-malton.info/revive_requests.cgi? DEM Revive Request Tool] and the [http://www.ud-malton.info/Rogues_Gallery Rogues Gallery]. Danversbank is home to many griefers (spiteful people who hate us because we are so good-looking and throw the best parties). If you revive them they will destroy stuff, including people engaged in amorous acts. Those who persistently conduct random revives will themselves be treated as griefers.
-* '''The Wall'''
+* '''The Wall of Shame'''
 **[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=315820 AKARunner] - PKer (yawn) and possible zerger. Compare profile with runner1313. Both characters active in Danversbank at the time of this posting.
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=653323 a whale's vagina] - wanted PKer / member of [[Philosophe Knights]]
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=788897 Aurelien] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=926719 AXEole] - generator destroyer who targets NT buildings
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=87708 Big Hungry Joe] - PKer
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 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=574922 Dr'Spears] - wanted PKer / member of Extinction anti-survivor group / zerger
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=566497 Dropses] - griefer
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=54969 Flogging Molly] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1040535 Frank Dodd] - PKer (yawn)
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=318588 Fred the Fireman] - PKer (yawn)
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 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=679676 Lenin's Ghost] - wanted PKer
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=643072 Little Jimmy Osmond] - GKer/PKer
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94516 Masque] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=747000 MeatballKing (AKA Meatless Queen)] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=603417 metaly] - GKer
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=543126 NG Bad] - debarricader / PKer
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 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=512135 Paddy McPiggy] - text rapist / wanted PKer
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=781222 Palmer Z] - abusive griefer / random reviver
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=432872 Rizzes] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=718207 ruinedtongues] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=318626 runner1313] - PKer (yawn) and possible zerger. Compare profile with AKARunner. Both characters active in Danversbank at the time of this posting.
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=594566 Smoking Barrels] - text rapist / wanted PKer
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=961790 SpiderpigMKII] - PKer (yawn)
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=678714 tech8383] - wanted PKer
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=706578 Well Dressed Man] - wanted PKer
+* '''The Wall of Remembrance (bad people with whom we had good fun)'''
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=788897 Aurelien] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=653323 a whale's vagina] - wanted PKer / member of [[Philosophe Knights]]
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=54969 Flogging Molly] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94516 Masque] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=747000 MeatballKing (AKA Meatless Queen)] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=432872 Rizzes] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=718207 ruinedtongues] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=748027 Tom Deat] - member of Philosophe Knights
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=240186 Vandr] - wanted PKer (amusing, but still a scoundrel)
+**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=240186 Vandr] - wanted PKer / member of Red Rum (amusing, but still a scoundrel)
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=609334 voodojuice] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=417047 wburke] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
-**[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=706578 Well Dressed Man] - wanted PKer
 **[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=759100 Wrathful] - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
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 == News ==
+'''May 29th, 2009 - [[User:R33F3RM4N|R33F3RM4N]]'''
+Tragedy has struck D-bank in the form of ''all pubs ransacked!!'' When we get done crying we'll rebuild and start a new party.
 '''August 11th, 2008 - [[User:R33F3RM4N|R33F3RM4N]]'''

Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project: Difference between revisions

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