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{{DualNature}}
{{AltRadioFreq|suburb=Crowbank|stationlist=<b>Freq: 26.16: Radio Crowbank</b><br/>}}


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JRC are a group dedicated to maintaining that [[User:Jerden|Jerden]] Rules [[Crowbank]] and to spreading this incontrovertible truth. Survivors, Zombies, PKers and Do-gooders are all welcome to join this noble quest, and may be members for as long or as short as they like. As a group we believe that having fun in whatever way you want to is the best way to live in this crazy town, and we have decided that lunacy is incredibly enjoyable.


A group dedicated to maintaining that Jerden Rules Crowbank and to spreading this incontravertable truth. Survivor, Zombie, whatever, you can join! We support PKing in our proclaimation of the Truth.  
Our general activities include restoring Crowbank, killing enemies (they started it!), vandalising Crowbank with our graffiti, helping allies and JRC members and, if we have time, random acts of destruction and murder in surrounding suburbs, both because it's fun, and because it gets attention. We also die at the hands of vengeful killers and lurch outside as zombies with an alarming frequency, but that can't really be avoided. Still, it's fun to see how the other half lives.


Does anyone think that PKing and Dual Nature are opposed? We simply believe that having fun in whatever state you are in is the best way to live in this crazy town.
Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.
 
JRC is open to all offers of friendship from like minded groups. Add to [[Talk:Jerden Rules Crowbank|our discussion page]] or [http://jerdenrulescrowbank.forumotion.com/ our forum]. We also welcome enemies with open arms and lots of bullets, but please oppose us politely. The exchange of banter with foes is appreciated and encouraged by JRC.
 
 
==About Us==
Some time ago, aimless and probably insane PKer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 Jerden] declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). Jerden then set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego.
Unfortunately, not everyone agrees, and there have been many regicides of the High Lord, mildly inconveniencing Jerden until someone got round to reviving him. Jerden thanks the people who revive him and his associates, but requests that people stop killing him - it hurts, emotionally and physically! In retaliation, JRC have adopted a policy of mildly inconveniencing anyone that gets in our way!
 
However, Jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends, which means group members and pretty much anyone else who helps, hails, heals or revives him.
 
The fact that a few people have joined JRC begs the question - who's crazier? Jerden, or the people who follow him?
 
==News==
Not my finest [http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Meh+_493e83a3e19cc7af251813ff7050e59b.png last words], regardless, UD Fark 12, JRC 15. - [[User:Sohisohi|Sir Knight Sohisohi]] ([[User talk:Sohisohi|talk]]) 04:54, 6 August 2015 (UTC)
 
 
It's nice to know that people can still find the time to shoot me during a zombie attack. UD Fark 12, JRC 14. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 19:33, 10 June 2015 (UTC)


Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.


== History ==
Jerden is now quite happily loitering around Crowbank, spraypainting graffiti propaganda and generally acting like a hooligan. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 18:44, 26 January 2015 (UTC)


Some time ago, aimless and probobly insane PKer Jerden (Profile here: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 ) declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). High Lord of Crowbank just sounds good, you know? Anyway, Jerden set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego.
Unfortunatly, not everyone agrees, and there have been many Regacides of the High Lord, mildly inconviniencing Jerden untill someone got round to reviving him, although he did get to do some fun breaking and entering, so it's not all bad. Jerden demands they appologise and stop doing it - it hurts, emotionally and physically! Mildly inconvience them, that'll show them! (Bullets and stab wounds are mild inconvieniences in Malton.)


However, jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends. He likes speaking, listening, debating, arguing, shooting, doesn't mind dying, and really enjoys avenging himself. Often in that exact order. Jerden can probobly be found in a lit police department in Crowbank, searching for ammo, or maybe hiding in a dark building. Or breaking into a building as a zombie. Or senselessly and pointlessly killing people outside Crowbank. Nothing personal, just come to Crowbank and you probobly won't die again. That's politics for you!
So, the zombies hordes have driven me from the ghost town that is now Crowbank. Some would call me a coward. I prefer the term "Despot in Exile". I'll be rallying support in the east (meet me there) and/or generally fleeing until the situation improves, or until I get bored. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 22:20, 29 November 2014 (UTC)


== Recruitment ==
Update: I'm back. --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] ([[User talk:Jerden|talk]]) 18:54, 7 December 2014 (UTC)


Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Gagban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang - literally Jerden runs Carcass-birdbank - intersting fact: jerden made up the Zamgrh name for Crowbank himself!) and follow a few rules (Written Below). Crowbank still could do with it's own President, Chanceller, Prime Minister, a Health Service, a Security Service, a Secret Service, a Civil Service, A Fire Service, an Army, A Navy, an Air Force, an R&D Department and a Chef if you want some ideas or what you could do.


If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't shoot you) and jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts apon them is another matter, largely dependant on the stars' alignment and how much flatery you use, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in crowbank, but very few people obey jerden.
UD Fark have crossed a line. One of their members called me a poo poo head. Though I am but one man, I shall endeavor to make them pay.


== Rules (Members of the group must): ==
Current Score: 7 - 4 to UD Fark --[[User:Jerden|Jerden]] 19:00, 18 September 2014 (UTC)


Never attack members of JRC.  Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight. (I know that shooting traitors probobly breaks the first rule, but whatever. I'm writing these rules, not you.)


Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured!
For Older news, see the [[Jerden Rules Crowbank/News Archive]].


Attempt to spread the group. In whatever way you want to.
==Recruitment==
Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Garban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang) and follow a few simple rules (Written Below). Zombies are as welcome as the Living, as JRC seeks to appeal to both sides of Crowbank society. Jerden enjoys playing as both zombie and human, but JRC members can choose for themselves how they want to live/unlive.


Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indocrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't kill any Level 1s, it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them, and I like to think this makes us cultured killers. You choose for yourself when you think they need the stick and not the carrot.  
If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't kill you) and Jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts upon them is another matter, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in Crowbank, although not everyone realises that. Sorry, but we're currently trying to change that. Anyone crazy enough to help us out?


== Guidelines (Members of the group are encouraged to, when in the mood): ==
So, while actual physical benefits of JRC membership are currently lacking, there are good reasons to join. Perhaps you feel like having a bit of fun at the expense of yourself and anyone that happens to be near you? Perhaps you want to be part of our fun little community? Perhaps you enjoy being the target of illiterate and nonsensical insults? Perhaps you're a bloodthirsty maniac with delusions of grandeur? JRC won't judge you, you'll fit in nicely!
==Rules (Members of the group must):==
*Never attack members of JRC.  Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight at least once. (I know that shooting traitors actually breaks the first rule, but I'm writing these rules, not you. Shut up!)


Repair buildings in Crowbank and fight off zombies, to improve our positive image.
*Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured! However, we will forgive you if you forget this rule. Even Jerden does from time to time, and he feels bad about it.


Defeat enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank, to murder that positive image. (Enemies is anyone you or another member have a reason to dislike!)
*Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indoctrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't PK any Level 1s, as it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them. You choose for yourself when you think they should get what's coming to them.


Spray, shout, and radio propaganda everywhere. Especially in Crowbank. And I mean everywhere.
*Don't say anything that you wouldn't want someone to say to you in Urban Dead (i.e. no text rape or anything too offensive). Basically, keep it clean and in-game. After all, we might as well kill people politely!


Stay nearish to Crowbank. Of course, its best to fight outside Crowbank, but stay pretty near.
*Play fair. Don't use the tactics described as "unfair" by the [[Coalition for Fair Tactics]], meaning no zerging, alt-abuse or forum spying.


Greet other members of the group with a secret and elaborate handshake ritual. You think of one for yourself, I forgot mine.
Yeah, that's about it. You can do whatever you want as long as you stick to these few simple rules. You could spread our message of righteous dominance, by speech, radio or graffiti, you could heal people and defend Crowbank, you could kill our enemies, you could kill random people with stupid names or boring profiles (preferably outside Crowbank, but I'm not going to judge you) - We do whatever we please. It's all good fun.


Have Fun!
==Amateur Philosophy==
''"I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer." Friedrich Nietzsche''


== Suggestions (Members of the group can, if they feel like it): ==
We believe that death, in Malton, is temporary, entertaining and a good way to make a point, and so we revel in it. Some people disagree (or maybe agree) and shoot back, but then this group of targets, also known as "enemies", keep things interesting.


Think of cool titles for themselve, like Master of the Vague Titles of Crowbank. Unfortunatly, High Lord of Crowbank is already taken. Sorry.
Also, we're Nihilistic Communist Monarchist Capitalist Fascist Anarchists, striving to install a Dictatocracy (A state of government in which a leader is held in power due the difficulty in getting him to shut up about it). We just wanted to make that perfectly clear, with absolutely no potential for any misunderstandings.


Kill random people outside Crowbank to encourage them to go into Crowbank. We encourage immigration. ''Forcefully''.
==Registrar of Members==
Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add JRC as your group on your profile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?


Attempt to create a wall of ruined buildings around Crowbank, in order to protect ourselves.  
[[User:Jerden|Jerden]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714 Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank]: Normally found spraypainting propaganda and barricade notifications around Crowbank or killing bland, high level characters who really should know better than to stand around all non-descript. Those people need the excitement of a pointless death, and I'm happy to oblige!


== Amature Philosophy ==
[[User:EOMK|EOMK]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041332 Vagabond-Turned-Ambassador]: Our current Diplomat outside Crowbank.


Our Philosophy is simple and psychotic (like Jerden), and based around the fact that in Malton, Death is tempory and harmless, and so should provide the most fun possible.
[[User:TripleU/Crystal_Harrak|Crystal Harrak]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2149176 Loyal Soldier]: Spreading truths about his Awesomeness the High Lord of Crowbank.


Therefore dying or revifification should not be feared, as it simply offers new opportunities. This also means that PKing should not be viewed as evil, but just as another way of playing the game. Alternatively, PKer Killing is also a valid occupation. Alternative to the Alternative, PKerKer Killing is another valid option, and really just preemptive self defense. Let's face it, they're just PKers too, just more selective ones, and so accepting PKing means accepting that lot too. As legitimate targets. Jerden refers to this as "The Game", and it really is fun. They kill you, they hide, you kill them, you hide, and so on. It makes playing Urban Dead more fun for everyone involved.
[[User:Sohisohi#Sohisohi|Sohisohi]], [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1022172 Sell Sword]: Establishing a Darvall Heights safe house.


But, I hear you say (Or maybe I'm just hearing voices...), some people don't want to die! So what? They'll get used to it! Being a Zombie's great fun! And getting revenge is pretty easy if you feel like it (We don't mind dying, we just enjoy taking revenge!).
==Friends and Supporters of Jerden Rules Crowbank==
Just to show that we aren't ''just'' a bunch of hated and/or feared lunatics, the following list of people are DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBH (Should Not Be Harmed), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probably A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):


Also, we're Communist Monarchist Capitalist Anarchists. Just so you know.
*Ex-member [[User:Leiter|Leiter]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041094 The Other Left Hand of Jerden]:
The original accolade, the second member of JRC. I admit, this group would be very little without him. Thankyou for everything, Leiter. We hope the duelling goes well.


== Register (These guys... these are your friends! Definate Green List!) ==
*Ex-member {{User:foxlion/Sig}}. He fought as bravely as a lion and as cunningly as a Fox against those who deny our truth, that Jerden Rules Crowbank, and was very helpful. However, Foxlion didn't have the time to keep playing as a member of JRC, so he left, but he left happily and hopefully after having an enjoyable battle.


Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add this as your group on your prifile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?
*Ex-member [[User:Anja Arnheim|Anja Arnheim]]. We're still on friendly terms, but she's too good for JRC and got fed up of the people she was trying to help assuming that her presence in a group that contained PKers made her a PKer. It's unfair, so she left.  


Jerden, Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank, http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Jerden  http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1919714
*[[The Spanish Inquisition]] - Our friendship began with conflict. We exchanged pleasantries and gunfire as we tried to kill each other. Our banter and insults on the discussion page were incredibly entertaining. While TSI were both more numerous and more competent than JRC, we did pretty well and there was a final score of TSI:23 JRC:18. We kind of got bored and gave up at that point, and ended on friendly terms, so we no longer try to kill each other. It just goes to show that just because you want someone dead, it doesn't mean you can't have fun and laugh along with them. A lesson that many of our current enemies could learn.


Leiter, The other left hand of Jerden. [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Leiter]]  http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2041094
==Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank==
See [[Jerden Rules Crowbank/Enemies List|Jerden Rules Crowbank: Enemies List]]. It's a fascinating read!  


==Disclaimer==
Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that has members that think that PKing is a fun, harmless and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact, screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand. By majority consent, we're a bunch of vicious PKers.


== Allies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Green list) ==
==JERDEN RULES CROWBANK!==
{{PKerGroup}}


DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBS (Should Not Be Shot), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probobly A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):
{{HATP}}


All the Hyena Pack. There's a few talking Hyenas around Crowbank, well, jerden thinks they talk. They could be figments of his imagination. Anyway, don't shoot them unless they attack you first. Stroke the adorable things instead, at every opertunity! Hyenas love to be stroked! Treats are also good.
{{Violence}}


Google Translate, for providing such wonderfull latin for our motto. It means "Jerden Rules Crowbank, Accept"
{{CFTLeader}}


Microsoft Publisher, for providing the software necisary to create the Coat of Arms.


== Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank (Red List, Kill On Sight) ==
{{flagbox|#FFD700|fluck.jpg|[[FLUCk|WANCk]] |This user or group is a [[Freedom-Loving_United_Crowbankers_(FLUCkers)#Working_for_Anja's_New_Crowbank_(WANCk)|WANCker]] and may even be WANCking right now!}}


Add to this list the name, profile and crime of anyone who has commited an act of treason against jerden, through attacking and/or killing jerden or one of his assosiates, the members of Jerden Rules Crowbank and their honourable allies. Inform them of the error of their ways, Kill them on sight, then delete them from this list (Eye for an Eye, Life for a Life, no need to let this escalate). Of course, add them again if they refuse to learn from this "Negative Reinforcement Behavior Correction Technique". Maybe the second or third time leave their name on the list, as they're clearly stubborn.


Steve Harvey, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=37556, for the despicable crime of shooting jerden to death with a pistol, dispite admitting that jerden ammused him. Educate him. To death.
{{Civility}}


Rozalyn, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1701411. While claiming to be a member of JRC (she no longer pretends though, so she's not all bad) she killed jerden saying:
{{PKers are people too}}


"Y'know, Jerden... there are two kinds of players I hate in this game"
"PKs that think it's unique or interesting to RP as a psycho (complete with straitjacket)"
"and people who start groups and demand everyone starts playing by their rules."
"And it just so happens that you represent both groups!"
"You PK people for not logging out in Crowbank? I mean, are you serious?"
said "Puchline: This isn't my main character. You PKed him."
said "I logged back onto this abandoned character to kill you."
said "And I'm going to keep killing you until you leave Crowbank. And so will my friends."


I mean come on! Jerden probobly isn't serious, and never claims to think that he was original. Anyway, Rozalyn, it's on. Lets play that game if you want to. Although you have a point about the straightjacket. it was stupid and has been removed. You could have just said though!
{{SacredGroundPolicy}}


Malodorous Monk (Cool name, we gotta give him that!), http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182, for installing a generator in unlit a cinema that jerden was in, then gunning jerden down with a pistol. How unpleasant. And no Malodorous, jerden has never been known as "Jeriden Dren".
{{Samhain Slaughter 7}}


A couple of useful JRC templates, to show support or to use for whatever JRC thinks would be a good idea:


roopzs - http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1115617 for having murdered Leiter, He didn't even say hello :'(
{{flagbox|green|Jerden's Coat of Arms.png|[[Jerden Rules Crowbank|Jerden Rules Crowbank]]|This user or group agrees that Jerden Rules Crowbank!}}
{{flagbox|red|sinq.jpg|Well!|This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!}}


== Disclaimer ==


Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that thinks that PKing is a fun, safe, and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction.
{{flagbox|green|Jerden's Coat of Arms.png|[[Jerden Rules Crowbank|Jerden Rules Crowbank]]|Insert relevent text here}}

Latest revision as of 04:54, 6 August 2015

Jerden Rules Crowbank
Jerden's Coat of Arms.png‎
Abbreviation: JRC
Group Numbers: Unknown, still recruiting!
Leadership: Jerden
Goals: The acceptance that Jerden Rules Crowbank
Recruitment Policy: Anyone can join
Contact: Contact in-game or use this group's discussion page
mast image Short-wave Radio Info
The Crowbank suburb has the following active radio stations.

Freq: 26.16: Radio Crowbank


JRC are a group dedicated to maintaining that Jerden Rules Crowbank and to spreading this incontrovertible truth. Survivors, Zombies, PKers and Do-gooders are all welcome to join this noble quest, and may be members for as long or as short as they like. As a group we believe that having fun in whatever way you want to is the best way to live in this crazy town, and we have decided that lunacy is incredibly enjoyable.

Our general activities include restoring Crowbank, killing enemies (they started it!), vandalising Crowbank with our graffiti, helping allies and JRC members and, if we have time, random acts of destruction and murder in surrounding suburbs, both because it's fun, and because it gets attention. We also die at the hands of vengeful killers and lurch outside as zombies with an alarming frequency, but that can't really be avoided. Still, it's fun to see how the other half lives.

Please put JRC if you join us, not Jerden Rules Crowbank. It's easier.

JRC is open to all offers of friendship from like minded groups. Add to our discussion page or our forum. We also welcome enemies with open arms and lots of bullets, but please oppose us politely. The exchange of banter with foes is appreciated and encouraged by JRC.


About Us

Some time ago, aimless and probably insane PKer Jerden declared himself High Lord of Crowbank, for reasons unknown to all (including him). Jerden then set up this group, Jerden Rules Crowbank, so that others may show support. It helps his ego. Unfortunately, not everyone agrees, and there have been many regicides of the High Lord, mildly inconveniencing Jerden until someone got round to reviving him. Jerden thanks the people who revive him and his associates, but requests that people stop killing him - it hurts, emotionally and physically! In retaliation, JRC have adopted a policy of mildly inconveniencing anyone that gets in our way!

However, Jerden is not the mindless lunatic people may think he is. He has great pride in his suburb, and a strong sense of something warm and fuzzy exists withing his circle of friends, which means group members and pretty much anyone else who helps, hails, heals or revives him.

The fact that a few people have joined JRC begs the question - who's crazier? Jerden, or the people who follow him?

News

Not my finest last words, regardless, UD Fark 12, JRC 15. - Sir Knight Sohisohi (talk) 04:54, 6 August 2015 (UTC)


It's nice to know that people can still find the time to shoot me during a zombie attack. UD Fark 12, JRC 14. --Jerden (talk) 19:33, 10 June 2015 (UTC)


Jerden is now quite happily loitering around Crowbank, spraypainting graffiti propaganda and generally acting like a hooligan. --Jerden (talk) 18:44, 26 January 2015 (UTC)


So, the zombies hordes have driven me from the ghost town that is now Crowbank. Some would call me a coward. I prefer the term "Despot in Exile". I'll be rallying support in the east (meet me there) and/or generally fleeing until the situation improves, or until I get bored. --Jerden (talk) 22:20, 29 November 2014 (UTC)

Update: I'm back. --Jerden (talk) 18:54, 7 December 2014 (UTC)


UD Fark have crossed a line. One of their members called me a poo poo head. Though I am but one man, I shall endeavor to make them pay.

Current Score: 7 - 4 to UD Fark --Jerden 19:00, 18 September 2014 (UTC)


For Older news, see the Jerden Rules Crowbank/News Archive.

Recruitment

Anyone can join JRC, as long as you are willing to say that Jerden Rules Crowbank (Or the Zamgrh equivalent, Garban ranz Gargazzb!rdbang) and follow a few simple rules (Written Below). Zombies are as welcome as the Living, as JRC seeks to appeal to both sides of Crowbank society. Jerden enjoys playing as both zombie and human, but JRC members can choose for themselves how they want to live/unlive.

If you join JRC you gain access to our Health Benefits (We won't kill you) and Jerden promises to listen to your opinions. Whether or not he acts upon them is another matter, but he will at least listen and care. Finally, anything you do that doesn't break the rules on this page is technically legal in Crowbank, although not everyone realises that. Sorry, but we're currently trying to change that. Anyone crazy enough to help us out?

So, while actual physical benefits of JRC membership are currently lacking, there are good reasons to join. Perhaps you feel like having a bit of fun at the expense of yourself and anyone that happens to be near you? Perhaps you want to be part of our fun little community? Perhaps you enjoy being the target of illiterate and nonsensical insults? Perhaps you're a bloodthirsty maniac with delusions of grandeur? JRC won't judge you, you'll fit in nicely!

Rules (Members of the group must):

  • Never attack members of JRC. Seriously, don't. The punishment for breaking this rule is to be shot on sight at least once. (I know that shooting traitors actually breaks the first rule, but I'm writing these rules, not you. Shut up!)
  • Always say something before PKing someone. It's only polite, and pre-death one liners are cool. Plus it helps them to understand why they must die. Ignorance of JRC is a disease to be cured! However, we will forgive you if you forget this rule. Even Jerden does from time to time, and he feels bad about it.
  • Try not to PK newbies, but instead attempt to indoctrinate them in the ways of our group. Seriously, don't PK any Level 1s, as it's a bit cruel. It's hard enough from them. You choose for yourself when you think they should get what's coming to them.
  • Don't say anything that you wouldn't want someone to say to you in Urban Dead (i.e. no text rape or anything too offensive). Basically, keep it clean and in-game. After all, we might as well kill people politely!
  • Play fair. Don't use the tactics described as "unfair" by the Coalition for Fair Tactics, meaning no zerging, alt-abuse or forum spying.

Yeah, that's about it. You can do whatever you want as long as you stick to these few simple rules. You could spread our message of righteous dominance, by speech, radio or graffiti, you could heal people and defend Crowbank, you could kill our enemies, you could kill random people with stupid names or boring profiles (preferably outside Crowbank, but I'm not going to judge you) - We do whatever we please. It's all good fun.

Amateur Philosophy

"I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more to be than a good dancer." Friedrich Nietzsche

We believe that death, in Malton, is temporary, entertaining and a good way to make a point, and so we revel in it. Some people disagree (or maybe agree) and shoot back, but then this group of targets, also known as "enemies", keep things interesting.

Also, we're Nihilistic Communist Monarchist Capitalist Fascist Anarchists, striving to install a Dictatocracy (A state of government in which a leader is held in power due the difficulty in getting him to shut up about it). We just wanted to make that perfectly clear, with absolutely no potential for any misunderstandings.

Registrar of Members

Add your name, Title and profile link below to show that your membership. Oh, and obviously add JRC as your group on your profile. How else will we become the most popular group in Malton?

Jerden, Self Proclaimed High Lord of Crowbank: Normally found spraypainting propaganda and barricade notifications around Crowbank or killing bland, high level characters who really should know better than to stand around all non-descript. Those people need the excitement of a pointless death, and I'm happy to oblige!

EOMK, Vagabond-Turned-Ambassador: Our current Diplomat outside Crowbank.

Crystal Harrak, Loyal Soldier: Spreading truths about his Awesomeness the High Lord of Crowbank.

Sohisohi, Sell Sword: Establishing a Darvall Heights safe house.

Friends and Supporters of Jerden Rules Crowbank

Just to show that we aren't just a bunch of hated and/or feared lunatics, the following list of people are DOYR (Deserving of your respect), SNBH (Should Not Be Harmed), PAGITATYCSYDMAMAKT (Probably A Good Idea To Add To Your Contacts So You Don't Make A Mistake And Kill Them):

The original accolade, the second member of JRC. I admit, this group would be very little without him. Thankyou for everything, Leiter. We hope the duelling goes well.

  • Ex-member   FOXLION   Foxsilhouette.png. He fought as bravely as a lion and as cunningly as a Fox against those who deny our truth, that Jerden Rules Crowbank, and was very helpful. However, Foxlion didn't have the time to keep playing as a member of JRC, so he left, but he left happily and hopefully after having an enjoyable battle.
  • Ex-member Anja Arnheim. We're still on friendly terms, but she's too good for JRC and got fed up of the people she was trying to help assuming that her presence in a group that contained PKers made her a PKer. It's unfair, so she left.
  • The Spanish Inquisition - Our friendship began with conflict. We exchanged pleasantries and gunfire as we tried to kill each other. Our banter and insults on the discussion page were incredibly entertaining. While TSI were both more numerous and more competent than JRC, we did pretty well and there was a final score of TSI:23 JRC:18. We kind of got bored and gave up at that point, and ended on friendly terms, so we no longer try to kill each other. It just goes to show that just because you want someone dead, it doesn't mean you can't have fun and laugh along with them. A lesson that many of our current enemies could learn.

Enemies of Jerden Rules Crowbank

See Jerden Rules Crowbank: Enemies List. It's a fascinating read!

Disclaimer

Jerden Rules Crowbank is not technically a PKing group, merely one that has members that think that PKing is a fun, harmless and family-friendly way to spread their message. You don't have to PK to join the group, although remember that any enemies we may happen to make may not understand this subtle distinction. In fact, screw that, if they're our enemies they're probably not too considerate so they definitely won't understand. By majority consent, we're a bunch of vicious PKers.

JERDEN RULES CROWBANK!

Killer.jpg‎ Player Killer Group
"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."

This Group is a PKer Group and supports the act of Player Killing.


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This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.


Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.


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This group leader has ratified the Coalition for Fair Tactics Group Pledge.


Fluck.jpg WANCk
This user or group is a WANCker and may even be WANCking right now!


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This user or group believes that while zambahz and humans must kill each other, they can still be civil about it.


CutePKer.jpg PKers are people too!
This user or group acknowledges the fact that PKers play a legitimate role in a zombie apocalypse and that they are people too.


Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.


Samhain Slaughter pic 1.jpg Boo!
This user or group dressed up and trick-or-treated in Pitneybank in Nov 2013.

A couple of useful JRC templates, to show support or to use for whatever JRC thinks would be a good idea:

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This user or group agrees that Jerden Rules Crowbank!


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