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<center><font size=5>What is the Malton Herald and Sun?</font></center> | <center><font size=5>What is the Malton Herald and Sun?</font></center> | ||
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The Malton Herald and Sun is Malton's oldest zombie newspaper, keeping the good zombies in [[Ridleybank|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">Ridleybank</span>]] and [[Greater Ridleybank|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">surrounding areas</span>]] abreast of the latest news since 2005. While some may criticize the paper as being little more than a thinly veiled propaganda tool for the all-powerful [[Ridleybank Resistance Front|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">Ridleybank Resistance Front</span>]], the Malton Herald and Sun actually is a carefully researched and hard hitting publication, bringing the latest technology, social conditions, zombie politics, and current events regarding the eradication and cleansing of the human menace | The [[RRF/Malton Herald & Sun|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">Malton Herald and Sun</span>]] is Malton's oldest zombie newspaper, keeping the good zombies in [[Ridleybank|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">Ridleybank</span>]] and [[Greater Ridleybank|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">surrounding areas</span>]] abreast of the latest news since 2005. While some may criticize the paper as being little more than a thinly veiled propaganda tool for the all-powerful [[Ridleybank Resistance Front|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">Ridleybank Resistance Front</span>]], the Malton Herald and Sun actually is a carefully researched and hard hitting publication, bringing the latest technology, social conditions, zombie politics, and current events regarding the eradication and cleansing of the human menace to its loyal readers. | ||
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Survivor groups have long called for a boycott of the MH&S, claiming that the paper itself presents nothing more than a biased, partisan view of Malton life and that its articles contain little to no factual information. Others have claimed the newspaper's policy of using human slaves fitted with shock collars to publish and distribute the paper is both morally corrupt and unethical. The MH&S dismisses such claims as "human headshot nonsense," and advises protesters that they better get used to their new zombie overlords. | Survivor groups have long called for a boycott of the MH&S, claiming that the paper itself presents nothing more than a biased, partisan view of Malton life and that its articles contain little to no factual information. Others have claimed the newspaper's policy of using human slaves fitted with shock collars to publish and distribute the paper is both morally corrupt and unethical. The MH&S dismisses such claims as "human headshot nonsense," and advises protesters that they better get used to their new zombie overlords. | ||
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The latest issue can be [[RRF/Malton Herald & Sun|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">found here</span>]] while past articles are stored in [[RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Archives|<span style="color: #000; text-decoration:underline">the archives.</span>]] | |||
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