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Surrounded by dozens of zombies and with no police to stop him, he found himself right at home... but is it only a matter of time before he starts taking out his violent tendencies on the living? Or will the abundance of alcohol still flowing in the city simply lead to a one-man drunken rampage of vandalism, obscene graffiti and pools of vomit littering the streets? | Surrounded by dozens of zombies and with no police to stop him, he found himself right at home... but is it only a matter of time before he starts taking out his violent tendencies on the living? Or will the abundance of alcohol still flowing in the city simply lead to a one-man drunken rampage of vandalism, obscene graffiti and pools of vomit littering the streets? | ||
[[Image:Axeman.jpg|thumb|left|250px|EXTRA EXTRA! Pissed-up loony goes on the rampage! Read all abaaahht it!]] | |||
===History=== | ===History=== | ||
Parrott had been known to the authorities for many years for various drink-related incidents, such as assaulting a policeman then vomiting into his helmet. After years of counselling, he appeared to be getting his life back on track and he settled down in his home suburb of [[Yagoton]] with his wife Gladys and their young daughter [[User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins|Tabitha]]. Unfortunately, the [[Yagoton#Things_to_do_in_Yagoton|abundance of alcohol]] in this area was too much of a temptation and he soon slipped back into his addiction. This caused untold strain on his marriage, which came to a head when he staggered back home to find his wife bumping uglies with their next-door neighbour. | Parrott had been known to the authorities for many years for various drink-related incidents, such as assaulting a policeman then vomiting into his helmet. After years of counselling, he appeared to be getting his life back on track and he settled down in his home suburb of [[Yagoton]] with his wife Gladys and their young daughter [[User:Chief Seagull/Cutey Snugglekins|Tabitha]]. Unfortunately, the [[Yagoton#Things_to_do_in_Yagoton|abundance of alcohol]] in this area was too much of a temptation and he soon slipped back into his addiction. This caused untold strain on his marriage, which came to a head when he staggered back home to find his wife bumping uglies with their next-door neighbour. | ||
This instantly sparked a vodka-fuelled rage. Grabbing a nearby fire axe (which he reportedly kept in a bedroom wardrobe "for protection against burglars"), he launched into a frenzied attack and severed his neighbour's arm. The bloodied neighbour was able to scramble out of the house and escape Parrott, raising the alarm at the nearest police station. Upon arriving at the scene, they found Parrott standing over his wife's dismembered corpse yelling incoherently. After a brief tasering, Parrott was arrested. His daughter was never found, but presumably witnessed the attack as she has since become known for many murders herself. | This instantly sparked a vodka-fuelled rage. Grabbing a nearby fire axe (which he reportedly kept in a bedroom wardrobe "for protection against burglars"), he launched into a frenzied attack and severed his neighbour's arm. The bloodied neighbour was able to scramble out of the house and escape Parrott, raising the alarm at the nearest police station. Upon arriving at the scene, they found Parrott standing over his wife's dismembered corpse yelling incoherently. After a brief tasering, Parrott was arrested. His daughter was never found, but presumably witnessed the attack as she has since become known for many murders herself. | ||
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According to medical observers flying over the city with [[external military ]] forces, he roamed the city, surfacing only to scavenge drinks from looted bars and take a few well-aimed swipes at unwitting zombies. It is theorised that this abundance of targets has helped to calm his violent urges, even when completely pissed out of his skull. Latest reports indicate he has settled at [[the Bainton Hotel]] in [[Buttonville]] where he has even taken part in reconstruction work with his new-found friends. | According to medical observers flying over the city with [[external military ]] forces, he roamed the city, surfacing only to scavenge drinks from looted bars and take a few well-aimed swipes at unwitting zombies. It is theorised that this abundance of targets has helped to calm his violent urges, even when completely pissed out of his skull. Latest reports indicate he has settled at [[the Bainton Hotel]] in [[Buttonville]] where he has even taken part in reconstruction work with his new-found friends. | ||
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===Toxicology report=== | ===Toxicology report=== | ||
Findings from a post-mortem conducted some months ago on a then-undead Axeman indicate that the sheer amount of alcohol and other unidentified chemicals in his blood causes a somewhat undesirable reaction to the [[infection]] carried by some zombies, in as such as when revived while still infected he will go on a [[piñata|wrecking spree]]. However, if '''not''' infected he is generally docile and will act as a constructive member of society. This effectively makes him a '''triple''' nature character, as opposed to a [[dual nature]] character. Therefore, citizens are strongly advised to administer [[first aid kit|first aid]] to him at the earliest opportunity, whether living or undead. | Findings from a post-mortem conducted some months ago on a then-undead Axeman indicate that the sheer amount of alcohol and other unidentified chemicals in his blood causes a somewhat undesirable reaction to the [[infection]] carried by some zombies, in as such as when revived while still infected he will go on a [[piñata|wrecking spree]]. However, if '''not''' infected he is generally docile and will act as a constructive member of society. This effectively makes him a '''triple''' nature character, as opposed to a [[dual nature]] character. Therefore, citizens are strongly advised to administer [[first aid kit|first aid]] to him at the earliest opportunity, whether living or undead. |
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