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AoM

I understand one of the Angels of Mercy got a kill in on you. Sorry about that, he thought you were a Malton Ranger due to your tag.--Aom 12:14, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

No problem

I've been killed by more guns than claws the last week and a half. So its to be expected. Thanks for the nice note. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 02:45, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

Project NecroWatch

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Axes High

Well, come to Knill Road in B-ville, and I'll get you. Just don't tell the Rangers... And would you mind removing that tag? I don't mind PKing, but impersonating the rangers isn't nice.

Oh, and Axes High likes that sort of thing. It usually takes more than an AP cycle to take out 60 HP worth of PKer or Zed. We also manage to revive each other within about 3 hours, so your revenge kill isn't too much of a hassle. :P ...

Would you like me to report it when you kill me? I don't care, either way. I just like to check. And if you're ever up near Caiger, let me know... I have a real BHer, and we can... play.

Stick around

We'd love to pay you back for all those shenanigans... ;)

<insert subject here>

Thanks! (And I've been rather bemused at the deletions...the wiki's downright scary in its ability to keep track of everything ever written by anyone.) Hmm...and I suppose that, for the record, I should say something about not liking group-impersonation either...but that aside, thank you (and LUE) as well. :) I wasted 30 fruitless AP in a row trying to cade that corner, but it was still a fun end to the siege. --Jen 02:08, 17 June 2008 (BST)

Wow...I woke up dizzy and with a ringing in my ears, and was looking for a good place to hide, when, lo and behold, I run into you guys! Apologies for offing you like that...I had lots of shotguns left over from the Nichols siege, and the random number gods smiled upon me, and the honor of killing you was too much to resist. (I was debating just thwacking you with a newspaper...then realized I didn't have one). Would you like me to report it to the RG bounty thread, or not?

And I'm serious about the revive-on-sight list. One of my most tragic moments of Urban Dead was running across Sir WV of the Philosophe Knights, then realizing my character didn't have the ability to use syringes yet. But it seems you had no trouble getting revived today. ;) --Jen 01:50, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Hey, a list of infamy sounds like great fun. Might as well go all out. :) Running into you very much made my day, too; I was counting on staying a zombie a bit longer, and was rather miffed at having been revived so quickly, 'till I stumbled into the bank.

As I said nice things, then killed AND filed a bounty report on you...which of your lists does this put me on, now? --Jen 20:38, 18 June 2008 (BST)

Hmm...yes, we are taking up a lot of space on our respective talk pages. ;) I hardly ever use IM programs anymore, but I do have an account, and, assuming I can remember the password, shall indeed log in some time in the near future and say "hi" to you. :) --Jen 18:41, 19 June 2008 (BST)

Oh, man! I knew I should have bothered to add your Monroeville zombie to my list sooner! Yeah, I got offed by a PKer the other day, and have been enjoying life as a somewhat-skilled zambah ever since, thanks to some stored XP. Am currently W-W-NW of that police department, in a library I proudly ruined. :) --Jen 03:06, 2 July 2008 (BST)

Help?

I noticed you're rolling with MRF and am asking for some help. Any of you people free to join the Monroeville Manyin attacking griggs crescent PD in newtown? Weve just cracked it and theirs 54 survivors inside. want to grab as many as possible before they all river away... --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 00:08, 8 July 2008 (BST)

Thanks. its the first time ive had to click on list names in months. Its a tough nut and needs cracking before the quarantine comes back. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:52, 8 July 2008 (BST)

We've noticed, its a big help. Ive just eaten the last resident with construction, its DWO with 25+ survivors still inside, at least 2 neighbouring buildings have garrisons of headshotters, but we'll deprive them of ammo first. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:12, 9 July 2008 (BST)

Hey there

I`v seen your record and have grown to like you, come down to the sough some times so I can hunt you down :)

Try to make it in Surviver form though ;P

If you can`t make it to the sough, at least tell me where you are and I`ll try to make it to you xD

ziv.

Well, I do love a challenge. I look forward to any and all claims at my life. However, telling you where I am may make things a bit unsporting though, as finding me is half the fun! It's not the destination, it's the journey there. ;] --ZiP^MH+LUE 21:43, 4 August 2008 (BST)

I will defenetly find you!!! xD, ziv.

Looks like I found you first. Let the games begin! After you get revived, of course. --ZiP^MH+LUE 21:19, 19 August 2008 (BST)

Magikarp!

Epic XD knew you'd fit it in somehow :D Mrs Flibble^Talk 18:31, 23 September 2008 (BST)

British? Spai? Me? Never! No, I'm using a library. Cause I'm 'ard. And a total genius. Mwahaha! Mrs Flibble^Talk 15:07, 25 September 2008 (BST) EDIT: I hear Wally joined MH? XD for srs? Mrs Flibble^Talk 15:18, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Thanks for the heads up

Yo sorry about zerging on you. I think you remember my characters Blaise Coindell and Coindei. I never actually knew what zerging was until you and another guy pointed it out to me. Ive moved my characters to opposite ends of the map and resolved the problem, im off the list. I just wanna say thanks for tellin me, well brutal, about the problem. im not on the list anymore so im hoping the group can reform. thanks for the headsup and sorry again. Next time i go after you for pking i wont zerg, i hate pking and zerging as well now that i know about it XD. No hard feelings i hope? Please reply to let me know you got my message because Id really rather not have my whole character ingame go to hell cuz of a misunderstanding. sorry again, --Blaise Shea 19:18, 7 February 2009 (UTC) So yeah thanks for the help I'll be sure to watch out for you ingame I owe ya one =D --Blaise Shea 22:28, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

yknow you make a good point about pkers I see your side of it now. That's a really good point. Alright I will hate bad pkers but I have respect for you you pulled alot of good points and helped me. Maybe all pkers aren't all bad after all. I'll watch out for you ingame. Thanks for the headsup and the look at your side of the pker situation . I think you have a friend in me I'm not gonna count you as just another pker. I don't think your cut from the same mold as all of the ones who harrass everyone. Nice job you've changed the way I look at the game and pkers maybe they're not all bad. Your alright zmbie in pajamas I'll give you that, even if you are a pker. Well thanks again and good luck out there =) --Blaise Shea 04:35, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Hope you liked the smack we layed upon you

Yeah, thats what you get for killing Bobby. It was lucky for Papa that I was online or you might have gotten away with it. Do I sound like one of those Scooby-Doo villains? Maybe I should have pulled off a mask for maximum effect. Ah fuck it, we gotcha. No hard feelings, but neutral zones are for pussies and assholes. Next time though, if a dude gives a shout out to his buddy before he kills a guy, and then you go and kill the dude... better make sure his buddy isn't still around. That is unless you like to chew pavement. And really, stealing your name from a Douglas Adams book? I am all about Towel Day, don't get me wrong. Adams was badass. Ah fuck it, this is a Brit game anyway so I guess that makes sense. You probaly have an accent and everything. BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!! TZH RULEZ DA MOON #!!! ...FUCK. --Dhavid Grohl 05:37, 27 April 2009 (BST)

Aww, you're trying to troll me? That's so precious. Don't worry, little guy, I'll pay attention to you! --ZiP^MH+LUE 09:44, 27 April 2009 (BST)

Troll you? Is that some sort of homosexual slur? Sorry man, I don't speak homo or l33t. Is there a difference? I was just trying to fill you in on the reasons for the smack down. You seem ignorant enough, thought maybe it was worth your time for a little edumacation. AND, wanted to shout out to a Hitchiker's fan. Maybe you missed that. Of course, me being what I am I had to make it an insult. Its my nature. --Dhavid Grohl 04:09, 28 April 2009 (BST)

Okay, chief. --ZiP^MH+LUE 04:51, 28 April 2009 (BST)

Thats "Wharchief (Beef) Supreme" to you mister. And don't you forget it. And, while your at it, get bent! Hey-OH! --Dhavid Grohl 07:31, 28 April 2009 (BST)

I approve this message. -- Pajamas on a zombie

And seriously, what kind of softcore douche wears Pajamas? Real men either sleep in their boxers, or in the nude, so that his nuts can hang out in all their glory. Pajamas are for insecure little boys who have something to hide.--Dhavid Grohl 14:20, 2 May 2009 (BST)

I suppose we can't all harass friendly local groups and text rape like the real men in TZH, huh? Are you really so desperate to speak to me that you'd get your friend to pose in my place so you can listen to yourself talk more? --ZiP^MH+LUE 22:22, 2 May 2009 (BST)

File:Successful-troll-is-successful.jpg -- Dude in boxers

Which brings me back to my original reply: Aww, you're trying to troll me? That's so precious. Don't worry, little guy, I'll pay attention to you! --ZiP^MH+LUE 01:36, 3 May 2009 (BST)

K--Little guy

What friendly local groups are you talking about? Last I checked we were allies with those groups. You know, ENVY, BQ's, Olney Militia... we could go on. But I don't need to. Because you sir, are an ass. I bet you don't even have your towel handy you poser. MCM is hardly friendly, they harbor PKers by the dozen (yourself included). They suck up to the Philoshit Knuggets, who need nothing less than more ego/emo inflation. AND, we have screenshots of one of their members killing one of our members, unprovoked. But take their side. There is no such thing as bad publicity. And its an honor to be hated by all you mark-ass-tricks, and trick-ass-johns, and broke-ass-mark-tricks. Oh and the text rape? Laughable. Thats maybe, maybe two of our members and thats if you really really stretch the definition. This considering that we now have multiple instances where people MCM harbors (including a PK) have done worse to ours. We would report it, but oh wait, we aren't whiny bitches. We prefer the way of pwning your ass with our guns, toolboxes, or superior wit. Not necessarily in that order. --Dhavid Grohl 23:56, 4 May 2009 (BST)

Yet you whine on my talk page about it. Being a group of text rapists, zergers, and trolls must be so hard! --ZiP^MH+LUE 00:29, 5 May 2009 (BST)

You have confused whining with pwning you in this "conversation". I can see how you would make that mistake, you having both a vagina, and vanilla pudding for a brain. Thats right, not even chocolate pudding, fool. Served.--Dhavid Grohl 03:11, 5 May 2009 (BST)

No, the message I was replying to was nothing more than whining. And how exactly have you "pwned" me? By shooting me one night, only for me to get revived within a few seconds by an MCM member? By throwing out childish insults by the dozen on my talk page? Yeah, you sure showed me. You're pitiful, Grohl. --ZiP^MH+LUE 23:36, 5 May 2009 (BST)

Well, pitiful is better than troll, but still subpar. You should talk to Sarah Silverman of the LNTVC. At least she knew how to insult someone. If you had done any research at all, ANY research you would know I wasn't pitiful. Now childish... maybe...still a stretch. If you really want to hit home with me, as I have so clearly hit home with you (evidenced by a serious response from you) you want to talk about how I am balding, or my megalomania. I am also somwhat conceited, too frequently drunk, and have an unhealthy appetite for ice cream. THOSE are faults that might strike deep with me. Not "pitiful". Its hard to hurt a guy with a hot wife, great job, making over 100k a year, a big TV, fast internet, decent car, and plenty of good friends to be stung by such a comment. And childish is similar, because I'm old, probably older than you (maybe not, you do have the HHGTTG reference), JUST graduated from graduate school, and have rejected invitations (now three times) from MENSA. Why you ask? Because they are bunch of softcore douche bags who want everyone to look at them in awe. So childish doesn't work either. OH OH! Here's another one, even though I have a normal BMI, I am overly concerned with my weight, so calling me fat might hurt my feelings too. Duke, you reading this? What are my other vices? This zombie fucker needs some help. And you know me, so helpful. Suck a fat one PJ. --Dhavid Grohl 16:17, 6 May 2009 (BST)

The fact that you felt the need to write me an essay on why you aren't pitiful or childish only serves to solidify the fact that you are both pitiful and childish.

As for trying to insult you, that would require me actually putting effort into this. And if you're insulted by being called pitiful, you must have incredibly thin skin. I've no interest in getting myself worked up over what some tool on the internet has to say. There's also that old aphorism that comes into play: "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it." If you came here expecting someone to roll in the mud with you, you came to the wrong place. Looks to me like you just want attention though. --ZiP^MH+LUE 07:12, 7 May 2009 (BST)

Note to self:

File:Star-wars-obi-wan-lulz.jpg--Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 21:50, 7 May 2009 (BST)

Haha, nice Obi. Listen, PJ, you gotta realize something. This "I don't care" attitude is full of fail and not going to get you anywhere here. Now you said you were going to pay attention to me, so own up sucker. Its your damn talk page junior, so show us some hustle! Telling you a small bit of truth about my life, in an attempt to get you to muster up a proper insult hardly proves why your previous insults were not a failgasm. "Thems the facts", like them or not. Don't get all pissy at me, I was trying to help. But at least we are getting more words out of you eh PJ? I think maybe you are trying a little bit. You'll get there someday. But you don't get to be the Undisputed Champion of Life 2004-2008 overnight man... it takes dedication! It takes effort! And winning at internet it only one small step... a really small step, but a step none the less. So pay attention. At the very worst, if you want minimal effort for maximal effect you say things like "Get bent" or "Suck my ass" or "You're a douche bag". All simple, clear, concise... you know, that whole brevity thing you are into. Those are my go to insults, work everytime, general, and really really piss stupid people off who try to pretend they are smart. Try it on the Philoshit Kiddigrabbers if you don't believe me. Its HILARIOUS the kind of reaction you can get. And there is no pretense, no snobbyness about it, so you leave yourself open only to those same stupid people to call you names like "pitiful" and "childish", which bounce off of you like so many bullets off of Superman, because they are not only lame, but completely false! Huzzah for win.

Now where was I? Oh yeah, about how your insults suck. Now the best way to go with insults on the intarweeb is to judge character, and play your odds. Like with me, I have admitted that I am older, in my upper 20's. So what sort of qualities would someone in that demographic, from the US, probably have? Fat, Balding, Lazy, Out of Work, um... well you get the idea. So you play off of those. Now, I have a job, am fairly in shape, but like I said, I am balding. So go with that. Were I less secure that would probably hit home in a big way (of course, then I wouldn't have told you about it).

Like you for example. You're on UD, and you like to pretend you are above it all, and mature. That tells me that you are in fact too vested in this game, and either lack maturity or are in an age group that is not given respect for its maturity. I would say younger 20's... but something about your tone of voice tells me actually mid thirties... sort of that pessimistic "meh" attitude. Could be cultural. I don't know where you are from, but your mastery of english would lend me to believe UK or US. By the fact that you referenced pig wrestling and clearly have no idea what you are talking about (never known a pig who liked being handled) I would say you are probably Urban. Mid to large city. I bet you work in a computer field (odds playing there) and probably college educated or in college. You're more than likely a flaming liberal, and aspiring intellectual. I would guess athiest, agnostic, or loosly religious. Could I be way off? Sure. But I am probably closer than you are about to admit.

Either way, that gives me TONS of ammo to roll with, taking all of the general bad qualities of those given demographics I can tear you a new one if I wanted too, and any one of my many insults has a good chance of striking a nerve and getting you to get pissy. Granted, I didn't do that, but I could have. I decided to stick with "Get Bent" and "Douche Bag" (its the lazy thing). But this is YOUR talk page, and you said you would pay attention. So lets hear it, give us some REAL insults! Oh, and you're welcome. --Dhavid Grohl 23:06, 7 May 2009 (BST)

That tells me that you are in fact too vested in this game, and either lack maturity or are in an age group that is not given respect for its maturity. And the one who just typed a five-paragraph comeback isn't? --Pestolence^(talk) 23:13, 7 May 2009 (BST)

Another essay? Oh you. --ZiP^MH+LUE 23:31, 7 May 2009 (BST)

Rip on Grohl time? Awesome. Hey Grohl, you fucking suck at spelling "Loosely". You spelled it "Loosly". Either you were typing too fast, not paying attention or more than likely... typing with one hand. Hey Oh! yeah, you suck.
Grohl also sucks majorly at remembering dates of events. Purely retarded. I mean, astoundingly retarded!
And both Mike Smith and I agree that your taste in beer is max lame. MGD Light? Land Shark? Jimmy Buffet can go make out with a dumpster that I just shat in. Grab a BBK Dark or a Sam Adams and do five Hail Whalbergs.
Oh, and you also suck at being a piece of shit. Might want to ask Pajama Whore here for some tips. BTTW-- Duke Cage

See! Now that was a good job. I am forgetful, and my taste in beer is pretty lame. Its true. But it only has 64 calories! Plus, its cheap.com, so thats cool. Too bad Douche Bag in Pajama's over here isn't going to have nearly as awesome an insult blast as you just did. He would rather try to be all cool and intellectual with short little quips, when we all know its really because he can't think of anything else to say. Lame. And he's repeating himself now, never cool. I would respond to Pestolence, but someone who is so trenchy and shitbaggish enough to name himself "pestolence" clearly has enough problems without the spare anus that I would soon rip him. He can suck one all the same. --Dhavid Grohl 02:20, 8 May 2009 (BST)

Hmm? Oh, yeah, my name. I use this name everywhere on the internet, it's an inside joke between me and a few of my friends, and I didn't feel the need to come up with a new user name that would meet with your approval, sorry. You stay classy, TZH. (and "trenchy"? If trenchy now means "not a text-raping, smack-talking 12-year-old", then yes, Dhave, I am a trenchy. However, if that's not what you meant, then I'm afraid you're wrong.) If you're just going to attack me personally, I don't need to hear it, and I won't respond to anything you say in response to this. --Pestolence^(talk) 03:06, 8 May 2009 (BST)

Haha. Well if you know you can't look good in a conversation, then you may as well just try to get the last word in before you put your tail between your legs and hide under your desk. Good form, Pesty. I like your style. The kind where you really care enough about what's going on here that you come out of nowhere and respond, yet once you get in and realize that you in fact are in perpetual 'shit bag' mode, you make it a point to say you don't care. That sir/ma'am, is softcore. Backing down immediately? What harm does it do tell Grohl that he sucks and entertain yourself a little? That's what we're doing. You think we really care about looking good on this page? Dude, have you seen our page? We have contra pictures and a fat ballerina. The funniest joke we can ever pull is when we get complete ego-drunk knobbers like yourself believing that our act is legit... oh, and I text-raped your mom last night. *FIST PUMP* *DOOR KICK* Hey Oh! -- Duke Cage

Holy Whalberg that was classic Duke. Kept me laughing for a few to be sure. We will have to make that an inside joke next time we party and I get drunk off of three MGD Lights (softcore). I just changed my forum signature to your last quote. Gholden. --Dhavid Grohl 15:24, 8 May 2009 (BST)

Haha! Not going to respond. Thats a hoot there Pest (an appropriate abbreviateion). Why on earth you would ever think that I would WANT you to respond, let alone care at all is beyond me. I know for a fact you are going to read this. Because you are an attention craving chump. Inside joke... thats about as hilarious as you denying your trenchitude. You would have to have friends to have an inside joke. Real friends that is, not blow up dolls and action figures. And we all know you don't have any real friends. If you do, let them know to stop by here and fill us in your "inside joke". Oh wait, you're not responding... I forgot, you called me childish and then used the internet version of "I'm rubber and you're glue...". If you didn't care you never would have written in the first place there cockmaster. Kiss your sister for me. --Dhavid Grohl 15:09, 8 May 2009 (BST)

See there PJ, see what I did? I took something that pestolence actually said, in THIS conversation and twisted it against him. Thats a great tactic because it maximizes relevance, and doesnt' require people to make the same difficult logical conclusions that I am capable of. Instead, if they can read, they can follow that. At the same time, I destroyed any believability this douche bag has simply by showing how logically incongruent his statement was from his actions. And he made another mistake, he DEFENDED himself with a statement from real life... the one about his "friends". Never defend yourself from real life. For one, it leaves you open to attack, and another, you can never prove it. Feel free to talk about yourself, but never in defense... always for informative reasons to further conversation or education. Like I did when I tried to give you some openings to insult me. I wasn't defending myself, so its meaningless whether you question (privately or publicly) the legitimacy of my words. In fact, I said them at all in the hopes that you might come up with some GOOD, personal insults. At the same time, I attacked this shit eater with some classic "immature" insults, i.e. cockmaster, trenchitude, and an old favorite: "Kiss your sister for me". That serves two purposes, 1) its funny and fun for me, and 2) it mocks his belittling my maturity and intelligence, showing that I just don't care what his incorrect opinion is. I win TWICE! Now you try :) --Dhavid Grohl 15:15, 8 May 2009 (BST)

No thanks. This is just going to continue playing out how it has been: You write a grandiose book about how great you are and pepper in a few "douche bags", I respond with a dismissive "k i c wut u did thar", and the cycle repeats. --ZiP^MH+LUE 23:43, 8 May 2009 (BST)

That kind of potato salad attitude will get you nowhere in life PJ. I expected more from someone who appreciates Douglas Adam's works. Poor form. --Dhavid Grohl 04:15, 9 May 2009 (BST)

Oh, you.

Hey, jerk, use my template. {{MHmember|User=Zombie in Pajamas}} -- ~ AphelionT 15:14, 20 May 2009 (BST)

You're not the boss of me! Now, boss of the RRF, that may very well be in your promotion-laden future... --ZiP^MH+LUE 16:05, 20 May 2009 (BST)

You...you don't like my template? *sobs* -- ~ AphelionT 23:10, 20 May 2009 (BST)

Heya!

Err...well, UD hath successfully sucked me in again. At least for a bit. Is Mostly Harmless & Co. doing anything awesome at the moment? :) --Jen 05:39, 2 July 2009 (BST)