User talk:Nubis

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You are inside Nubis' Talk Page. The page lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Feel free to post your comments below this large ass box.

	Katthew For Sysop
	This user demands change and a return to common sense. Vote Katthew! We will stop at nothing to promote her.

me said:

Be nicer!

	WARNING
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Please do not vandalize pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. This is a dumb thing to get a warning for. You are getting on my shit list with every time you click save page. --– Nubis 03:42, 27 May 2008 (BST)

Last one out turn off the lights. 

-- Nubis

*Click*

LEFT 4 WIKI

The wiki is very much a survival horror experience itself. I noticed the parallels to one of my favorite games and had to share.

Iscariot is the WITCH. Sits there on his talk page whining and crying, grunting and huffing when anyone comes near him. If you "startle" him he leaps on you viciously tearing at you with wiki lawyering claws. (He is probably doing most of this in his underwear, too.)

Katthew is the greatest Boomer that ever lived. She vomits obscenities and hordes of goons run to the scene trolling and ranting. Since she has gone inactive the baby Boomer would have to be J3D. Fail to knock him back and he spews nonsense and summons his clan which litter the area with gibberish and LOLS.

Karek is the Hunter. Lurking around making valid posts randomly (as his hunter shrieks) then leaping in with a vicious attack that is sharp and to the point often knocking down any opposition.

Hagnat is the Smoker. Dancing around getting tangled up in random problems. Instead of a hacking cough, you can recognize him by his "English" and poor spelling.

Nubis seems to be the Tank if you look at A/M. Going around doing whatever I want and throwing walls of text at those that oppose me. I can't let things drop and I often don't wear a shirt.

Boxy is Bill the grizzled vet. Probably does wear a beret.

Rosslessness is Louis. Just a normal guy trying to make it through the day and not get hurt by some idiot using a Molotov at close range.

Cyberbob is Francis. Rebel by nature and probably does dress like a member of the Village People in a little leather vest.

Conndraka is Zoey. Just because the DHPD were all little girls. :P

Sysop Shit

Hungry?

You ate the categories (disambiguation pages) :( --Janus ^talk 20:01, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

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Yeah ... I took it off when I fixed all the links so that I could tell it was done. Then I sort of misplaced the ones I removed it from.... So, uh, yeah. I need a better way to indicate that all of the internal links were repaired. :/ --– Nubis ^NWO 21:15, 18 January 2009 (UTC)

Is your WIZARDS group, still active.

I have no idea what this headline is about but feel free to comment under it. --– Nubis ^NWO 12:13, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Complaints

Not happy? If it is sysop related it goes above this, by the way. Hope you have a sense of humor.

Everything Else

Hope I choose the right section...Nevermind, there are some names in the location blocks with the linking page ok but the name displayed not. (Too much lurking inAClashInRedSnow Talk page.--Lithedarkangel 22:43, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

The affix "Row" is sometimes applied to streets; it is a contemporary of "Lane" and "Avenue". Likewise "Crescent" (I live on Springfield Crescent, in fact), "Alley", "Boulevard", "Plaza", and so on. It is neither a unique location nor a subcategory. Thank you. --Blackboard 17:42, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Misconduct's Greatest Hits

Remember that you are under a microscope and wiki lawyers lurk. You are getting on the shit list with every time you click save page.

Warning

I dont like this as much as you do, but the misconduct case against you ruled as guilty. Therefore you can haz warning. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk mod} 17:09, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

Your misconduct case

Your misconduct case is currently tied in 3 votes for not misconduct, and 3 votes for misconduct sans punishment. To finish this drama once and for all, i am notifying you of the veredict of slightly misconduct - no warning, no nothing, just that. And i hope you learnt your leason, whatever lesson it fucking was. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk mod} 01:37, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

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Just wondering..

..who are Cheese and the other sysops in L4D? (Just noticed that you have a comment below this large ass box :) )

I'm not sure... Those all just popped in my head. Actually, there are a few cool "wiki castings" I have seen and thought about expanding. I "liked" the Et Tu, Nubis? discussion. Mod Conspiracy or wiki monitors or something like that was really good at this. --– Nubis ^NWO 00:52, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Can I be on it if I give you a cookie? =) -- Cheese 01:03, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

In Memoriam De

I figured they didn't exist for some reason, apparently. I can't recall what. Also, there are some pages Mrh?ing in A/MR. _■^■ 06:29, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm leaving this because I love that last part.--– Nubis ^NWO 12:15, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Srs Question

When did I become the "golden boy of the sysop team"? That's quite the 180 from when I was "Grim Jr." or more recently when I was Marcus Karekius. Something is wrong here, something isn't quite right. Iscariot has stolen all of the hate, there's none left for the uppity, loud mouthed, egalitarians like me. It's just not fair.

And on that note, when did Boxy and me get classified as bestest buds? When did Conndraka start to be reasonable like again? I must know how these people that I've argued with more than anyone else got marked as my wiki fave five.--Karek^maps?! 06:33, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, it was after Monica got amnesia and Raul came back from being kidnapped by Canadians.

Seriously though, you became the "golden boy" because unlike Grim you can present your logical arguments without derision and spelling errors. You were only Grim Jr. because while he was often the most logical side he was also the least agreeable. You are consistently on the right side of most if not all cases. Actually, with the exception of banning Katthew I think you have always made good decisions or at least made decisions. (And that's why in hindsight I can totally understand the Katthew thing, but at the time that was the wrong move politically). And I know you can see that after the shit storm that was GoonMania.

Boxy had a period (after Grim was promoted, but before Boxy was "demoted") where his judgment seemed very flaky or cloudy at best. I attribute it to slight burnout and annoyance at the goons actually succeeding in voting in the least suitable candidate with a sweeping majority (IIRC). That would piss me off, too. (And I won't apologize for the Goons. I love them).

I wouldn't say you and Boxy are "bestest buds" because I don't think you two "bond" that well. I just think you are both able (now) to make decisions that while they might seem "bad" in the short term actually are the best in the long run. I don't think it will last. But as long as you are both on the same sides of an issue I see him as a good ally and nice foil for you.

I found Conndraka was almost always a reasonable person deep down inside, but like myself he wants to win and be right and enjoyed the "politics" (back in the day). I think the DHPD/The Dead of Dunell Hills workaround was a masterstroke of cunning, but it pissed me off to no end. Once he stopped identifying himself as DHPD's sysop (in actions) he became a good guy that makes decisions and has a spine or balls (which ever organ is the greater compliment).

I would hope that I am on your fave five. Since I seem to be Misconduct's Poster Boy I can hardly be one of the good guys though. I'll try not to drag you down with me when I go :) I also know that while I mostly look out for myself (hey, gotta be honest) I will throw myself into whatever cause I feel is right. Which if I am on your "side" is a good thing and if I am not is a bad thing. So, be prepared for that should it come up.

I notice that Hag is missing from this inquiry. Here's what I will say about him. Things that he is "passionate" about he will try his damnedest on to get a resolution even if he doesn't know what he needs resolved. Things that he doesn't think really affect him he couldn't care less about. It's a self-centered approach, but I can't fault him on it. It is just frustrating trying to get him to "care" and act on something that he is, well, "meh" about. I don't think Cheese is really a moron, even though I have called him that. I just think he doesn't see the Big Picture. Not everyone can. You can't teach someone how to see it either. They have to find something that makes them stop and see what the chain reaction will be. He doesn't see the ripples. Again, it's frustrating like Hag, but in a different way.

I have no comment on The General or Thari because I haven't seen enough of them to form a half assed bias opinion. :)

Anyone else? --– Nubis ^NWO 14:00, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Everyone? :) -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:04, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

Your misconduct archive page that you just made

Lol. You just poked the bear, you do know that right?--SirArgo ^Talk 02:23, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

That's only the half of it. :D--– Nubis ^NWO 02:24, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

I'd have waited a bit longer before that one.We both know someone will jump all over your ass for it. If not, well, I'll, ummm....Give you a cookie?-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:43, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

No, that page will be where I archive cases made by him in 2009. If there are any others they will get a generic archive page. I'm curious about what I should be taking away from the lessons he is trying to teach me. I must be failing St. Iscariot the everloving because I am too blind to see the plank in my eye. He is only trying to save my sysop soul. --– Nubis ^NWO 02:50, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

I'll do one better...Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 02:52, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

	It seemed like a good Idea…
	Conndraka has given Nubis a crackpipe for archiving a p.o.s. where it belongs

Although you have given me a small idea... Misconduct pages for regular users who arn't vandals...just misusing wiki resources. i.e. admin pages. Conndraka^{mod TAZM CFT} 02:55, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Misconvandalization ? --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk mod} 03:00, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Isn't "the bear" technically shitting up admin pages with a couple of the misconduct cases he has put of lately, and then the blatant badmouthing of everyone who disagrees with it?--SirArgo ^Talk 02:49, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

You caught on to his gimmick. He won't ever get in trouble for it because it is a Catch 22 like I posted. Genius, really. --– Nubis ^NWO 02:50, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Well, when you think about it, he genuinely thinks that the sysops team has messed up. Like on Hag's case. He should have really checked in with the rest of us about messing with the sidebar. I personally as I have stated, don't like the cities links. Just more stuff than is needed. Hag/Cheese though, that, I'd tell them to converse more about it with the rest of the sysops team first, then just wave it off. The Nubis one, while I'm not saying he actually did something out of line, is a serious thing that should be brought into light if he had breached the rules. But if he hadn't, as is evidently decided, then oh well. He can still try to convince others that he is right though.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:54, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

True, but what I was getting at is that the frivolity and ease of these cases that are being brought up is just not right. Any infraction or grey zone action, granted some are right to be brought up, by the sysop team comes up as a misconduct immediatly and no matter what he wants the punishment to get them out of office. There has to be an A/VB case against him somewhere in this, right?--SirArgo ^Talk 02:59, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

The thing is, pretty much all of them are misconduct, save for the 'a sysop can bend the rules where it suits' clause. I think iscariot acts as a nice counter balance to the sysop team and sure, you might disagree but the fact is nothing he is doing is even remotely vandalism.--xoxo 03:02, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

If he was serious about his concerns he would be writing policies that demote sysops. The only one that even touches on that is mine. If he got new sysops in here he would be out of a "job", too, btw. If you don't see it as vandalism it is because you are looking at the black and white this is an information resource. But when you add the "community" factor in like he always does his actions are clearly vandalism and bad faith. You can't abuse the community and not be a vandal. Grim was the perfect example of that. When he denied you your promotion the first time because he didn't like you that made him a vandal. He refused to see how his actions affected anyone else because he was only looking at the "logical" side of the argument. (which you can't do when you are talking about people)--– Nubis ^NWO 03:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Just being a bit of a nit pick asshat sometimes.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:04, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Take it to A/NPAH --xoxo 03:07, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

I tried to find the asshat picture that's floating around here somewhere, but I couldn't find it so we'll have to settle for this random one instead. --SirArgo ^Talk 03:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

Orlando Bloom, what have you done? --– Nubis ^NWO 03:15, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

*ehem*

Misconduct Review, you going to put up for a vote? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:13, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

No way in Hell am I putting that up until we have a policy to get rid of problem reporters. But thank you for thinking of me. --– Nubis ^NWO 20:16, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey

Apparently, your sig is a pixel too tall. Please make it 14.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 19:55, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Sig image fixed.---– Nubis ^NWO 03:18, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

'Kay, BFF. My new sig is awesome.--BFFs NSANSANSANSANSANSANSANSANSANSA 22:18, 5 February 2009 (UTC)

So I never thought I'd have that many votes for 'Crat. Did you see it coming?--BFFs +SA+NSANSANSANSANSANSANSANSANSAN 4 EVA!!! 21:49, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

Your signature makes my monitor cry. (When viewed in the HD clarity of page differences) ಠ_ಠ

--BFFs [[User:Suicidalangel|'''+SA+''']][[User:Nubis|N]][[User:Suicidalangel|SA]][[User:Nubis|N]]<sup>8</sup> 4 EVA!!!

_■^■ 00:33, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Uranium

BOMBS--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:02, 2 February 2009 (UTC)