Petition for Zombies to Stop Bitching About Being Revived

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I had a revelation earlier, and I wish to share it with all of you.

Why are zombies bitching about being revived?

Let's face it. Humans reviving Zombies is the exact counter to Zombies eating Harmanz. That's right, we don't like being eaten! But, it's part of the game. So if you don't want us to revive you, stop eating us.

There are 2 states of existence in Malton. Alive, and Undead. Zombies try to kill the living. Survivors try to revive the undead. What's the problem? Enough of the "I was revived against my will and woe is living me..." I don't bitch when one of my characters dies. That's what happens to the living. I die, I go to a revive point. If your zombie gets revived, you go jump out a window. Spare us the moaning and hand-wringing. Accept the fact that reviving is to zombies, as death is to survivors. Suck it up, sweetcheeks. Or, as an alternative, go buy Brain Rot. In fact, consider this: No current survivor skill prevents de-viving. Zombies have an advantage already.

Sign below. Or don't. However, know this: Every time you bitch about being revived, God kills a zombified kitten.

  1. --Squidward 09:37, 8 September 2006 (BST)
  2. --Gold Blade 23:32, 26 September 2006 (BST)
  3. --Bunnyofdoom 04:37, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  4. --Kalir FTW! Z/S UD Potato Words 02:22, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  5. --user:Norms29 11:54 EST 3/12/07
  6. --Kamden 23:05, 10 April 2007 (BST)
  7. --John Raymond 23:24, 7 May 2007 (BST)
  8. --Vkkhamul 02:38, 27 September 2007 (BST)
  9. --ChrisForelle 22:31, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  10.  Nalikill  TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI  22:35, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. --User:Darkfalle
  12. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 03:52, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
  13. -- I hope god kills many zombie kittens--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT Zom MIS 04:05, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
  14. -- They're winning and they're still complaining? What a bunch of losers. TerminalFailure
  15. -- And might I just say I've made a petition in a similar vein.--Gregarious Instigator SHUT UP | ZOMBIE RIGHTS | PETITION 04:33, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
  16. Ornithopter 22:22, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
  17. --Diano 18:34, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
  18. And good on ya for saying what we all wanted to!!--Rorybob 18:49, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
  19. --Nitro378 T JNL 08:22, 28 April 2008 (BST)
  20. --XJ 9 13:06, 30 April 2008 (BST)
  21. Yes Please!-- Jerrel tlk (82nd!) (Project Unwelcome!). 16:36, 30 July 2010 (BST)
  22. --keepster33 14:43, 1 September 2010 (BST)
  23. Fuck knows why this dinosaur has been bumped but aye, I'll sign for the lulz. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 15:48, 1 September 2010 (BST)
  24. Like I always say - if you don't wanna get revived, get rotted! Chief Seagull squawkFree running! 16:37, 1 September 2010 (BST)
  25. Made you look. -- Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 19:05, 28 April 2012 (BST)
  26. I'm a Zombie, and even I find this kind of weird. --Tsuriki 11:03, 17 March 2013 (UTC)
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