Talk:March into the sea

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Praise Blob!

songs and such

I saw on the main page the link to the song an instantly thought of a few others you might like. I totally love the whole idea and I've read close to every post on the RG and PKA forums and love the whole idea. The songs are here and here. Hope you enjoy. --Patrick MacManus ^talk 18:02, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

I found another song--Patrick MacManus ^talk 18:24, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

Your recruitment Ad

...was unlinked. Now it's linked here, so put the link somewhere, or leave it here.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 18:34, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

Sidebar formatting

I adjusted some of the widths in your main page's sidebar - the boxes were stretching out beyond the bar itself. If you prefered the way it was before, sorry for changing it, just revert it back no bother, but if this is the way you wanted it, then you collectively owe me one (1) pint. 02:52, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. For some reason, it looked correct before from one browser but I noticed on my work one, it looked wrong. I just figured it was the work browser that was at fault. *sends virtual pint. Dr summeroff 15:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

The Leviathan

[1] should make a lot of sacrifices, they are keeping him in hiding. The world must know! -- 

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22:07, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Fear not. The LEviathan will get his due. We're waiting for our group numbers to grow abit before we begin our tributes to such as he. If we don't make sufficient offerings, he may become cruel and we don't want that. When we begin our Leviathan Tribute, the truth will be revealed! The hiding will be over --Dr summeroff 03:52, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

Offering Services

Since you guys are moving into Kempsterbank, I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm not a prostitute, OK? There is no banging old ladies or dudes, all right? I will be providing a very important service, however, as what I would like to be called: a "Handsome Companion".

Hang on. Not to dudes.

Only To old fancy rich ladies who want to do classy, exotic, fancy things with me.--Dennis Reynolds 21:50, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

We at MITS do not concern ourselves with pleasures of the flesh! Our only cause for existence is in subservience to the masters of the sea. Your "gifts" are but a drop in the proverbial bucket next to the utter bliss one such as the Chilean Blob can confer upon his subjects. Perhaps you would like to willingly go into the arms of that beast and know what it is to be born again? --Dr summeroff 17:48, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Alliance

Would you care to have an alliance with EVIL? -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 23:18, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

we do not confer alliances without careful thought. For it is the masters who ultimately decide whether you would do well to work alongside our missionaries and priests...or whether such missionaries and priests are commanded to tip you into the hungry mouths of the beasts...As the LOD is currently our one and only ally, your recent attack on one of them did not go unnoticed. Verily you yourself poodle attacked one of them in full view of the Chilean Blob himself and his brood of bloblings. We have been observing you. It seems your heart was in the right place although your methods were cruel. As it was for the LOD, it will be for you. We will require you to give an offering unto the Chilean Blob. We will present this offering before the Blob for his inspection and consumption. If he burps his approval, you can add the 12 Men of MITS as brothers of EVIL...if the blob finds the offering and the ceremony lacking, your request will be dismissed. --Dr summeroff 17:57, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Consider us up to the challenge.... -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 23:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

What of he who is around us all?

I do not wish to take to much time away from such fine devoted fellows, but I am curious as to if mighty Jormangand will get his due at one point in time? I know that their are many mistresses and masters of the depths so that not all can be satisfied at once, I just wonder. Your's truely a Nomad with a dash of myth and a sprinkle of salt.

Are you volunteering to be sacraficed?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:54, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

That seems an odd leap of reasoning. While I am not very opposed to giving a portion of my time for the greater good, I am opposed to who that portion goes to. I would want my pound of flesh to go to something other then the great Blob, but it has been stated that all volunteers go to the Blob am I correct? (Also my name choice places me across from the watery element of things so I can't really go willingly.) A wandering fool with an ashy disposition.

We can make an exception.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:50, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

I mean to give no offense but can you offer that without your leaderships approvel?

Thats a good question :P--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 18:25, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

Can I expect an answer to this question?

Its been brought to the great prophets attention. Your patience will be rewarded. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 11:35, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Although most voluntary offerings are earmarked for the mighty Blob, the master has given his blessing in this case that this indivdual can go to the serpent Jormangand. For the Blob smiles upon all his fellow deities of the sea. Even Jormangand needs to eat.--Dr summeroff 16:15, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

This I am most happy to hear since as you know when the greats of the deep disagree the waves do rise. Where is the best place for the sacrifice to take place? What rites would you have me preform before hand?

Nope, no rites needed, give us your profile and your location or head to the zoos aquarium and I'l come to you and preform a nice speech in houner of the great beast. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:56, 9 March 2010 (UTC)

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=908688 There I be as fickle as tea. Oh and I am in the aquarium. To bad about the rites I was looking forward to the drinking of mead, the chanting of obscure poetry, and exchanging views on "mythology".

Your welcome to preform youw own rites. I will be with you some time this week, got one sacrafice down here then I'll be in transition to you and then resting for AP.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:58, 10 March 2010 (UTC)

Grab a screenshot of the event if possible, Thanks. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 13:50, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

My aplogies I can't take screenshots. All I can do is copy the words to remember the event. If one of the great ones is about to reign horror upon Malton unless given a willing sacrifice then feel free to call on me. May the wind be upon your backs on the great journey.

Dosen't matter, Thank you for your time. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 10:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

A mistake

Just writing to inform you that Mat is not an abbreviation for a month eventhough it appears in the offering of Limpus. Hope this helps.--Jimdo 19:51, 2 April 2010 (BST)

The great Blob looks upon you kindly for this deed. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:54, 2 April 2010 (BST)

A portrait of The Blob

x --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 12:49, 10 May 2010 (BST)

I admire your artistic talent, however this portrait is missing a certain amount of accuracy. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 18:08, 12 May 2010 (BST)

Fucking lold --

 

 

 

 

02:11, 29 May 2010 (BST)

Yeah, she forgot the "tail". If you look here, you can see the "tail" curling off the front of the master's gelatinous body. There is very little the Blob hates more than a lack of attention to detail. --Dr summeroff 00:54, 4 June 2010 (BST)

You Guys PKed ME!

Hahahaha, you probably expect this to be a complaint. But it isn't.

I was PKed by Raddox Murtangle, and just wanted to praise him on his style! In fact, I could do nothing but smile. He said:

"[whispers into Kittens ear] Your time has come, you must go to the Kraken now. [Drags Kitten to the edge of the boat.] Im so sorry, but it has to be done. [Throws her over the deck of the ship]"

That was most excellent!

	Stiff Kittens
	Stiff Kittens was here and loves your page

--Stiff Kittens 01:21, 29 May 2010 (BST)

Raddox as been informed. And he thanks you for your kindness--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 11:16, 5 June 2010 (BST)

I came looking for your voluntary offering template to put on my page, but you only have one for the chilean blob, and I was delicately nibbled by the Kraken. . . if you guys make one, let me know so I can add it to my page. --Stiff Kittens 02:29, 22 June 2010 (BST)

But did you go willingly into the jaws of the Kraken? Voluntary offerings are just that. They are made by souls who willingly seek out a priest or missionary to deliver them into the arms of a deity. I believe your deliverance was more a function of Raddox's preference as he looked for suitable candidates to appease the hunger of the Kraken. Come unto the deity, on your knees, arms raised in supplication and give yourself of your own free will. Know the glory of the Blob. For he is good. --Dr summeroff 14:42, 30 June 2010 (BST)

Recruitment

Concerning your group advert on the Category:Recruitment page, you may be interested to know that a vote is currently underway concerning the duration of time adverts can be reserved by a given timestamp. Your input is welcomed, and it should be known that if this vote passes you will need to update your adverts on a at least a monthly basis, not a two-monthly basis. Thanks. 00:45, 25 July 2010 (BST)

RAGE!!!

He who is hated by all can not expect to live long. -Pierre Corneille You are herby cordially invited to attend EVIL's first ever Rage in a Cage match. Please reserve your spot today by clicking here and starting a new topic. If you choose not to attend the event, we ask that you inform us of this decision as well. Upon receiving this invitation, you are asked to forward it on, in its entirety, to five (5) PKer groups of your choosing. We hope to see you at the event!! Your Brothers in Arms, EVIL

--VVV ^RPMBG 04:06, 3 August 2010 (BST)

Tch

Out of all the possible targets, you just had to do a little friendly firing on the "horrible" PKer, huh? Ah wells. Revives are quick. I don't care for it right now. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:32, 29 August 2010 (BST)

seafaring song

if you guys digged that you should check out elysian fields. they are good like seafaring song. -- LEMON #1 07:12, 6 September 2010 (BST)

A Watery Invite

Hello, you seafaring vespacious vesbites! I'm DevilAsh, head whipper snapper over at Red Rum, and I'm just here letting you know that in response to The Big Prick's mall tour, we've started our very own to undo any of the good work they've done: The Big Red Vasectomy Tour, and we'd love to invite you guys to join us! Just reply here or sign up at our forums for more info! --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 15:14, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

I don't know about my fellow missionaries, but I certanly am intrested.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:22, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

Cool. If you could pass on the info, it'd be muchly appreciated :) --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 18:55, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

I most certainly will, even though I fear there may be little reply from the others :/ --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 20:19, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

Just a quick heads up, we've travelled to our first stop on the tour because it's pretty close to being ruined. Even if your missionaries aren't quite inclined to head our way, you are more than welcome to come and join in the fun. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 13:29, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

new blob?

http://www.uforadar.com/2009/09/north-carolina-sewer-blob-update/

Ah, the great Blob's younger nephew, yet to form into a fully fledged creature os the sea.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:53, 5 April 2011 (BST)