User:BoboTalkClown/Journal

Greater Yagoton- The New Ridleybank: Memoirs of a zombie in the Bale Mall area

8-25-07

BoboTalkClown

After ruining the Moorhouse Place Police Department in Yagoton, I start de-barricading Millner Crecent School, in order to claim it as a zombie territoy and to munch on juicy brains if it happes to be an active safehouse. The skills I have earned so far are: Digestion, Vigor Mortis(My starting skill), Death Grip, Rend Flesh, Memories of life, Ransack, Lurching Gait, and Ankle Grab. I am hoping to get Infectious bite, then Tangling Grasp to max out my claws. My Stratgy will be to infect, then kill. The next skill I get will be Neck Lurch. This is so I can infect faster. The next skill I buy will be Scent Fear, then Feeding Drag, then Feeding Groan so I can help out all the little newbie zombies. My next plan is to get Scent Blood, so I can maximize my XP gain, and my infection rate.

I ruined Wilmington Towers, and it turns out Moorhouse Place Police Department is back in survivor hands. I hope I don't get headshot by a dumb trenchcoater. It's not like it will stop me. I do have ankle grab after all.

FrankenJesus

After unsucesssfuly waiting for a revive at the Harkness Street Revive Point, I walked around for a while, looking for buildings to attack. When I could find none, I went to Bale Mall to help the zombie garrison there. I currently have the skills Axe Proficency and Body Building. I started as a Fireman, for easy XP gain, and I bought Bodybuilding so I could survive if I got attacked as a survivor, and so I wouldn't have to stand up as much as a zed. I want to get Hand-to-Hand combat, to improve my axe skills, and memories of life, and lurching gait to improve my standing as a zombie.

8-26-07

BoboTalkClown

I awoke to find Moorhouse ruined. I debarricaded the Dorrington Road Railroad Station, and ruined it, and ransacked the Eatwell Hotel, but ran out of AP before I could ruin it.

I came back to find the factory north of Eatwell powered and barricaded. Eatweel was also ruined. I debarricaded the factory, but I ran out of AP befor I could kill a trenchcoater, porkiepie.

FrankenJesus

I went and took some swipes at a survivor, but missed every time!

8-27-07

BoboTalkClown

I left the factory, and attacked an Arms.

FrankenJesus

I went and renforced Bale. They have very few zombies inside.

8-28-07

BoboTalkClown

I thoroughly searched Yagoton, and every single building is ruined! I then ZKed because I was bored.

FrankenJesus

After standing up from a ZK, I led the attack on Lamport Hills!

8-29-07

BoboTalkClown

I attacked Moorhouse again. At least it isn't powered.

FrankenJesus

I went further into Lamport Hills.

8-30-07

BoboTalkClown

I woke up with Moorhouse ruined, so I went to Lamport Hills and ruined Lilliard Towers. I then walked to Chancelwood and attacked some barricades there.

8-31-07

BoboTalkClown

I infected some random survivor, but failed to kill him. Junkyards are becoming better and better hiding places with the ruin and pipe-barricading upgrade.

9-2-07

BoboTalkClown

I infected Xoke, who is this loser who thinks humans can prevail. I just had to get him. However, I failed to kill him, but I think his fate is sealed.

9-4-07

BoboTalkClown

Xoke is dead. Dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdum. I also got tangling grasp. Yay!

FrankenJesus

I went back to bale!

9-5-07

BoboTalkClown

I started a new system for my contacts.

FrankenJesus

I defended bale from a survivor, and caused 4 damage with my claws.

9-11-07 & 9-12-07

BoboTalkClown

I got scent death, got revived, and died again.

9-13-06

BoboTalkClown

I keep harassing this one NecroTech Facility, and it's getting everyone pissed at me. Yay! Pissed!

9-23-06

BoboTalkClown

I've been missing updates to my log, but i'm starting again. First, I infected some noob who had been revived, and was standing in the middle of a road with 25 HP. Can you say FEAST? Next, I went to a fire station, which was loosly barricaded. I when inside, and 3 of the 5 survivors(all noobs) were infected. I infected the others, and killed one. Today was a glorious day for zombie kind.

FrankenJesus

I need to get free running.

9-23-06

BoboTalkClown

Anyone who says that free running entry points are bad plcaes to level up are DEAD WRONG. Noobs love the place, and once you get death grip, you can take down the cades with enough AP to get a solid income of 10-20 XP per UD day.

FrankenJesus

I REALLY need to get free running.

9-23-06

BoboTalkClown

I ate some idiot who decide that it was a good idea to sleep out in the open. Bad idea. I now want a revive. (Not to PK, but to get Bodybuilding and NecroTech Empoyment)

FrankenJesus

Still need free running...

9-23-06

BoboTalkClown

I have arrived at bale. I will proceed to get revived and go on a PK fest.

9-24-06 to 10-9-07

BoboTalkClown

I keep getting killed after being revived. It is REALLY ANNOYING! I did manage to GK once, though. I am also using zombie XP to get gun skills.

10-10-06 to 10-15-07

BoboTalkClown

I have killed approximetly 3 survivors, and I just ran out of AP before I entered a building. Fortuantely, there are several other surviors with me, so I feel safe.

FrankenJesus

I gave my alt to my youger sibling.

10-16-07

BoboTalkClown

I got killed by a serial PKer. Better that some trigger-happy trenchcoater.

Special Bulletin

I am considering creating a new group! More details later.

10-18-07

BoboTalkClown

I can't get revived! Gahh!!!.

10-19-07

BoboTalkClown

I Mrh'd some guy while we were killing each other, and he revived me.

10-29-07

BoboTalkClown

I've been switching classes on and off for a while. Nothing interesting has happened...

Here are my character templates(One for survivor me, and other for zombie me)!

BoboTalkClown(Zombie) Joined: I donno Character class: Zombie (Corpse) Favorite equipment: Claws Character profile: BoboTalkClown Current status: Mauling n00bz in Yagoton

BoboTalkClown(Survivor) Joined: I donno Character class: Civilian (Consumer) Favorite equipment: Fire Axe and Pistol Character profile: BoboTalkClown Current status: Occasionally PKing in Yagoton

11-5-07

BoboTalkClown

Nothing interesting...

FrankenJesus

...And got it back.

Since 11-5-07

BoboTalkClown

I've been on vacation! In ridelybank. Woohoo!!!

12-1-07

BoboTalkClown

I KILLED RON BURGUNDY!!! OHMYGOD!!! This makes me feel amazing! Such an honor...

Corporal Corporal

My scout alt is somewhere in Rhodenbank, and just got his first dose of XP!

12-3-07

Corporal Corporal

Crap! I died!!!

12-7-07

BoboTalkClown

And I was revived.

12-16-07

BoboTalkClown

I died, was revived, and died again.

12-23-07

BoboTalkClown

For an update, I have all zombie skills except the one that lets you point at stuff. I want it so I can do this-

A zombie pointed to himself.

A zombie said "Gangbang!"

Yes. I'm that mature.

1-25-08

BoboTalkClown

It's been a long time since i've posted. As an update, i'm still in Ridleybank, I have all the zombie skills minus Brain Rot, All survivor skills minus Headshot and Knife Combat, and I'm currently a Medic working loosley for the BBB, but if I die, I'll play Dual Nature and fight for the RRF. Anyways, I liked this vacation, but it's time to go back home to Yagoton. I need to come back in style, If you catch my drift... hehehe...

2-7-08

BoboTalkClown

Still disguised as a medic, I returned to Bale. Later, I threw a party, and killed 2 librarygoers. I failed to dump the bodies, so there could be a pinata in Yagoton soon.

2-9-08

BoboTalkClown

Damn! The coppers caught me! Whatever. I'm just as happy zed as alive.

ZergRush 84

Started new guy, he's a Necrotechie with medical affiliation.

2-10-08

BoboTalkClown

I've come up with a plan to break in to a crowded entrypoint, and say "Mrh?". I should be revived soon.

FrankenJesus

Got revived some time ago, now in Bale, waiting to heal.

ZergRush84

Had to run to a hospital because of a break in.

2-14-08

BoboTalkClown

Ohmygod! It's like Yahoomas come early! Three harmanz outside, right next to me! Managed to kill one, get one down to 15HP and infected, and said "Mrh?".

Corporal Corporal

Revived! Yesss!!! Seeking shelter in a Hospital protected by some benign group.

ZergRush 84

I'm still alive, and stocking up on FAKs.

2-15-08

BoboTalkClown

Revived! Bwahaha!!!

2-16-08

BoboTalkClown

I changed my group affiliation to Medics of Malton so my medic guise looks more realistic. Also changed my clothes to be more medicish. Took down a zed in a ruined hospital, dumped two bodies and closed the doors. I know how to annoy both sides!

Later Piss, I died! And for a good cause too...

4-3-08

Wow, it's been forever... BoboTalkClown

I was revived a while ago, but considering The Dead's sucsess, I have temporaraly become a NecroTechnician. Revives for all!!!

Corporal Corporal

I left him idle for a while to try to save him, but my plan failed... he is a zombie.