User:Platinum Assassin
"A blonde girl clad in blood-soaked clothing. Two fingers are missing from her left hand. A medical eyepatch covers her right eye, a mess of scar tissue branching out from underneath the fabric. It seems that it was ripped out some time ago.
Wearing: a torn and blood-soaked dark blue long-sleeved shirt, a blood-soaked black coat, a blood-soaked pair of black jeans and a blood-soaked pair of dark brown boots"
A member of the now pretty much defunct Channel 4 News Team, Platinum is a lone survivor who wanders around malls, helping survivors retake them. She doesn't stick around for long after that, leaving once the mall is in survivor hands and hasn't been attacked for at least a week; due to the fact that being safe is boring. She doesn't really have a great love for malls, but she does have a fondness for the ease with which she finds ammo in the gun stores. This is the main reason she likes defending them.
Update September 2014: I'm back in the game, up to my usual mall-saving tricks. Who knows when I'll wander off into the ether again.
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Revivification Requests |
Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link) |
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Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter |
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. |
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Planned Revivification |
This user or group supports organized revivification. |
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Channel 4 News Team Affiliate |
This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000. |
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Firefox User |
This user uses Firefox. |
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Hell |
This user is going to Hell. |
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Ban Stupidity |
This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. |
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Bandwagon |
This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. |
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R.I.P. |
Steve Irwin
22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006 |
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Optimus Prime |
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass. |
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Killer Whales |
This user thinks killer whales are better than dolphins, and would totally be a killer whale, but with wings and missiles and shit. |
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Atheist |
This user is an atheist. |
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Grammar |
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. |
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How do you know she is a witch? |
This user was turned into a Newt... |
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Kitties! |
This user or group supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. |
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In English Next Time |
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! |
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THE EMPIRE |
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army! |
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Urban Dead |
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? |
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SILLY! |
This user is a member of the Ministry of Silly Walks. |
This user's or group's powerlevel is… |
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Fire is Pretty | |
This user thinks that fire is pretty. |
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Nifty |
This user thinks that the word "nifty" is... well, pretty nifty. |
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Pizza! |
This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get. |
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The Almighty Crowbar |
Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar. |
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Why are you still reading these? |
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. |
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STFU N00B |
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. |
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The President |
If you can read this, you are not the president. |
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Gangsta Rap |
This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side. |
Captain Planet | |
The power is yours! |
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Colors |
This user's favorite color is blue. |
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Mrh? |
This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time. |
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Scientology Unfriendly |
This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous. |
Fight Fire with Fire! | |
This user supports the griefing of griefers. |
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Oh Snap! |
Someone just got served! |
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I'm Spartacus |
This user claims to be Spartacus. |
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DUDE! It's a Template! |
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. |
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HOARD |
This user recognizes the difference between a horde and a hoard. |
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Saint Isidore Is Watching |
Have you checked your spelling? |
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Morse Code |
- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- |
My Name is Inigo Montoya | |
You killed my father. Prepare to die. |
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Kitten Basket |
This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold. |
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Female |
This user is female. |
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No Life |
This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and fester. |
"Free" Running? | |
This user believes that Free Running works by using superpowers. |
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Tetris Addict |
This user is addicted to Tetris. |
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Pseudo Zombie |
This user needs more sleep. |
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Horse-Drawn Zeppelins FTW! |
This user believes that horse-drawn zeppelins are awesome and wants to see them fill the skies of Malton. |
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Fertilize the Land Policy |
This user or group believes in regaining NT buildings at any cost! |
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FRIDGES FTW??! |
This user believes that bridges are made out of refigerators. |
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Too Many Templates |
This user puts way too many templates on their page. |
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Where is Malton? |
Platinum Assassin thinks that Malton is in Kevan's imagination. |
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Beardo Extraordinaire |
This user may need to step away from the computer and shave! |
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Code Stealer |
This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this. |
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Sexy |
This user claims to be too sexy for his car, too sexy by far. |
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Two Pistols |
Every character this user has, carries two or more pistols at all times. |
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Alt user |
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg. |
Visited Malls, aka an excuse for even more templates :D
Visited Calvert Mall |
This user has visited Calvert Mall. |
Visited Stickling Mall |
This user has visited Stickling Mall. |
Visited Bale Mall |
This user has visited Bale Mall. |
Visited Caiger Mall |
This user has visited Caiger Mall. |
Visited Ackland Mall |
This user has visited Ackland Mall. |
Visited Pole Mall |
This user has visited Pole Mall. |
Visited Blesley Mall |
This user has visited Blesley Mall. |
Visited Joachim Mall |
This user has visited Joachim Mall. |
Visited Lumber Mall |
This user has visited Lumber Mall. |
Visited Nichols Mall |
This user has visited Nichols Mall. |
Visited Marven Mall |
This user has visited Marven Mall. |
Visited Tynte Mall |
This user has visited Tynte Mall. |
Visited Giddings Mall |
This user has visited Giddings Mall. |
Visited Hildebrand Mall |
This user has visited Hildebrand Mall. |
Visited Woodroffe Mall |
This user has visited Woodroffe Mall. |
Visited Buckley Mall |
This user has visited Buckley Mall. |