Undeadites

Undeadites Abbreviation None Group Numbers 50 to 60 and on the rise! Leadership (current) surfincow, El Coo Cooi, Zombie McAllen Leadership (historic) Creeping Crud, Labatte, Alurakan, Weaner, Orangutang Goals Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos Recruitment Policy Open door policy for all Zombies Contact Undeadites Forum Formed in January 2006, the Undeadites are one of the most feared and longest standing zombie groups in Malton, and they have an inexhaustible lust for destruction and carnage. The Undeadites have slaughtered over 14,600 survivors in the time that they've been lurching throughout the city, and this number is growing by the minute. At their peak, their monthly kill record was 535, and they're currently back on an upward trend. They are a mobile horde, and as such they don't call any one suburb home. But you will always know when they are near by the piles of survivor corpses, the empty shells of ruined buildings, and the bone rattling war-cry of "Rnrarrh!!!" While our rampage is unstoppable, the Undeadites can always use more teeth and claws. Why not join and help the horde sow the seeds of destruction throughout Malton? Why Join? The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. How do you join? Next time you're logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. If you want to actually feel involved, you should then register on our forum and post your profile in our roll call. This will let us know to give you access to our Hitlist, and add you to our contacts lists. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our Hitlist sometimes. Why should you join? Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. How do you contact us? We have our own forum so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. If you want to contact us but dont want to register at the forum, use the forum's shoutbox, or our wiki talk page. Undeadites War Cry: RNRARRH!!!!! The Rampage The Undeadites are currently engaged in Live Undeadites Tour 2010, a gigantic and uncontested train of organized destruction! We're changing orange suburbs red. We're changing green suburbs red. We're making harmanz run away with their tails between their legs, and we're eating the ones who decide to make a stand. Current Location We're located in the Pitneybank/Peppardville area, demonstrating the Undeadites wrecking ball. Archive 2010 December Live Undeadites Tour 2010 raged northward, but a surprise detour to the festivities at Fort Creedy caught our attention. Now that it's ruined we've caught the bloodlust... Pitneybank will soon be in shambles. The Morrish Building siege is the biggest the Undeadites have had in months. Mad Craskers, prepare yourselves, after this we're b-lining it to your door for the LUT Finale! December Kills: 131 (So Far...) December Ruins: 34 (So Far...) 2010 November Live Undeadites Tour rolls on, hitting every unruined NT, Hospital, PD, and Mall we can find! In November the Undeadites touched down in East Becktown, Richmond Hills, Lukinswood, Havercroft, Shore Hills, Galbraith Hills, Mockridge Heights, Brooksville, Tapton, Kinch Heights, and West Grayside. We're going through them so fast because so far, NO ONE can stop us. Harmanz, that is a CHALLENGE. This has been the month with the most kills of the year... SO FAR! RNRARRRH!!! Total November Kills: 337 Total November Ruins: 95 2010 October After a slight drop off in kills and ruins during the Bash, the horde shifts focus back on racking up their numbers. Getting his bearings and knocking the rust off in and around Eastonwood and Darvall Heights, surfincow continues the Undeadites on a new march and a new goal. LIVE UNDEADITES TOUR 2010! rolls out in a not-so-straight path heading toward what has become an Undeadite institution...the destruction of the Mad Craskers. I almost feel bad for all the unsuspecting harmanz that are destined to become just another number and so much brain bits to be picked from our teeth...RNRARRRH!!! Total October Kills: 236 Total October Ruins: 61 2010 September Big Bash 3 This zombie Bashed, but now they're heading home after the party. Halfway through the month the Undeadites begin to get a sense of overcrowding and a rumble in their rotten stomachs. With so many zeds around it becomes harder and harder to recognize fellow Undeadites, and the horde spreads thin. Though the Big Bash was one helluva a party, the horde feels the urge to move on, break away, and regroup. A newly motivated surfincow and El Coo Cooi prepare to grab the reigns and lead the horde into fresh feeding grounds...RNRARRRH!!! The Undeadites Reunite, ch-ch-changes! Total September Kills: 231 Total September Ruins: 74 2010 August Big Bash 3 This zombie Bashed, but now they're heading home after the party. Another month of summer, another dozen suburbs fall to the Big Bash. In the madness and confusion of the Bash the decorated leader of the Undeadites, Creeping Crud, shambles off and disappears into the smoke and rubble. However as quickly as Crud vanishes, the legendary leader of the Undeadites, surfincow, emerges from the shadows to reunite with the horde. RNRARRRH!!! Total August Kills: 267 Total August Ruins: 90 2010 July Big Bash 3 This zombie Bashed, but now they're heading home after the party. From Scarletwood through Ketchelbank, the Undeadites and the Big Bash annihilated 13 suburbs in the blink of an eye. Who needs hot dogs and fireworks for Independence Day when you've got fresh brainz and brahzahz in Bash? RNRARRRH!!! Total July Kills: 203 Total July Ruins: 77 2010 June Big Bash 3 This zombie Bashed, but now they're heading home after the party. June brought the end of the Undeadites' longest, most successful "Steamroller of Death" ever. All in all the feat ended up encompassing the ENTIRE edge of the city. Every single outer-lying building (even if we had to go 3 squares in) was crushed under the feet of the horde's march, EVERY SINGLE ONE! After such an exhausting event, Undeadite leadership was relieved to hear that the Big Bash was once again calling. The horde took the opportunity to mingle with some of our greatest allies and newest friends. While the weary Undeadite leaders El Coo Cooi and Creeping Crud took the opportunity to take a much needed rest as they "filed in" with the wave of zeds that was the Big Bash 3...RNRARzzzzzzz Total June Kills: 299 Total June Ruins: 98 2010 May North eastern Malton sure isn't the hunting grounds it once was. Not much up here but old blood stains and a wandering feral here and there. The Undeadites leave this cursed corner in the dust as we head west on the final leg of our Steamroller of Death grand tour of the city. Our progress is rapid. It seems that many harmanz are heading west in a lame attempt to Escape the city. We follow on their heels, herding them towards their doom! Owsleybank will be a fine place for the slaughter. There shall be No Escape....Rnrarrrh!!! Total May Kills: 239 Total May Ruins: 123 2010 April As we shamble north along the eastern border of Malton, we rejoice that warmer weather is on its way. Nothing makes our mouths water more than the stench of sweaty harmanz and the bra!n-cake they carry. Up to Dulston we go, trashing every safe-house in our path while dribbling filthy ichor along the streets and befouling the water fountains and parks as we go. Ah the sweet, sweet screams of horror....Rnrarrrh!!! Total April Kills: 243 Total April Ruins: 101 2010 March The borders of 13 more suburbs are ruins. March proved a productive month as the horde shambled along Malton's southern border all the way to Miltown. Blood stains again splash the border wall and bits of gore hang from the barbed wire as evidence that terrified survivors attempted a futile escape. We turned north and celebrated our Steamroller of Death making it half way around the city by having a party in Lumber Mall. There was much bra!n cake to be had...oh yes. The party ended after we filled the fountain with entrails and stacked the empty skulls on top. Ah, the memories.... Now the north east shall feed our hunger....Rnrarrrh!!! Total March Kills: 298 Total March Ruins: 135 2010 February Our Steamroller of Death grinds on as the biggest little horde in Malton turns East into Old Arkham - which promptly falls apart like a cheap suit. The first real test only comes after entering Spicer Hills and besieging the Bowring Blackwatch at their home base PD. They managed to hold us off for a few days, but in the end they met their demise and became the main course of cortex pie. MMMmmm....that's good squishy. Our sights are now on Williamsville. We hope they have plenty of ketchup and buns....Rnrarrrh!!! Total February Kills: 286 Total February Ruins: 77 2010 January Northern Malton is pretty trashed and it's a beautiful thing. However, instead of trudging through barren brainless burbs foraging for the stupid and the slow, we have decided to change strategy. The Steamroller of Death has once again been initiated. But this time it is going to be different. Peddlesden Village is the beginning of our new path of destruction of the city's borders. From there South, all the way to New Arkham, our horde has consumed those foolish enough to believe that clinging to the perimeter fences and skulking below Malton's walls was safe. Dozens of ruined safehouses testify to the unwise decisions of many so-called survivors, and they gave up their bra!n-cake with minimal resistance. Total January Kills: 336 Total January Ruins: 137 Friends, Enemies, Accomplishments Friends of the Undeadites Minions of the Apocalypse - An alliance to start the fall off right! RRF - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall to the ultimate march of death during Mall Tour '09, The Front is one of the oldest and most trusted allies of our horde. The RRF and Undeadites are permanently linked in zombie terror. All zombies and zombie hordes are friends to the Undeadites, unless they say otherwise! Historic Undeadite Allies Pwotters - They were always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages. /b/ - The Whatmore Building was quite a unifying force. Death's Embrace - Again, the power of the Whatmore Building's candies. Killer Zombie Tomatoes - Assisted us in devouring the Farmer Building's brain cake. LUE - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall. Cybele's Shamblers and Infected Swarm were instrumental in the Treweeke Mall destruction. Enemies and Rivals of the Undeadites Certified=Insane: a traitor and spy who should be killed on sight. Lockettside Valkyries: because hippie bra!nz need zambah lovin' too. We always lick our lips at the chance to gnaw on these new age Malton "pacifists." Mad Craskers: The Undeadites have a long standing tradition of decimating this group. We've burned their strongholds to the ground more times than we can remember. THEM: for stopping our horde for an extended period of time, and then being douchebags about it. They've given us a run for our money, and we always look forward to a good fight. St Luke's Cathedral: The blood stains on this church tell the bloody past of the massacres we committed here. Achievements The fastest rising player in Urban Dead history and potential greatest player of all time, uuuuuuhhhhhhh, calls the Undeadites home. Don't believe us? This should clear things up. The Steamroller of Death, an annihilation technique never rivaled. Founded the annual Undeadite Make a Wish Tour. Every last patient in the hospitals of Rhodenbank and Earletown saw our one wish...bra!nz! Crashed the C4NT Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the bride, groom, and best man. Devoured the Malton World Cup Committee and destroyed Clapton Stadium, running away with the world cup. Ransacked Cornelius General Hospital in 2007 - twice- despite the best efforts of the Mad Craskers. When they were still a force to be reckoned with. Return to Crasker Territory: Revisited almost a year to the day to consume them once more in entirety. Our destructive wave would prove to be the beginning of the end for Heytown and the Craskers for a few months. Massacre of The Mad Craskers 3: Same tasty harmanz, new era of utter destruction while rolling with Mall Tour '09. The slaughter of the Craskers has now become an annual Undeadite tradition. Assisted in the fall of Bale Mall in Yagoton/East Boundwood. Brought about the fall of Buckley Mall and destroyed Buttonville with the help of the RRF. Aided in the annihilation of Yagoton. Led the assault on Pegton, resulting in its destruction. More than 14,500 harmanz devoured! Roaming Malton and devouring brainz since '05. Fair Tactics Group This group has ratified the Coalition for Fair Tactics group pledge. Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 28.05 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: Malton Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 Undeadite Group Portrait