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From those spams, I have found some funny stuff, and decided to put it up.

This page is made for people to add memorable radio messages seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own. Insults and incomprehensible injokes are better left elsewhere, too. Do not add your own messages simply because you thought they were funny if someone enjoyed it then they can add it. For the rest, as long as you saw it in the game, anything goes! Please remember though, simply because you thought it was funny does not mean that everyone else will.

If this amuses you, please take some time to also check out:

• Great Graffiti
• Great Profiles
• Random Public Speeches
• STREETS IS WATCHIN'
• The Amusing Locations in Malton list
• Real Men of Genius radio commercial series
• Real men of genius additional commercial series

One Liners

You find... Spam

(Author note: The most recent trend on the radio spam scene is the fake search reports. Most have been heard in the SSZ. feel free to add on as you hear them)

1. 26.17 MHz: "You find your first pubic hair, and discard it as useless."
2. 26.17 MHz: "You find real life, and discard it as useless."
3. 26.17 MHz: "You find the Holy Grail and discard it as useless"
4. 26.17 MHz: "You find Homer J Simpson, you are now fully encumbered 200%"
5. 26.17 MHz: "You find Soviet Russia. It discards you as useless"
6. 26.17 MHz: "In Soviet Russia, Russia discards YOU!"
7. 26.17 MHz: "In Soviet Russia, YOU eat ZOMBIE brains!"
8. 26.17 MHz: "You find a Nuclear Bomb. You discard it as useless."
9. 26.17 MHz: "You find Hillary Clinton, she slaps you with a trout"
10. 26.17 MHz: "You find a duck and cook it"
11. 26.17 MHz: "You eat the duck and notice it tastes of silly putty."
12. 26.17 MHz: "You find a Bad Running Gag and discard it as useless..."
13. 26.17 MHz: "You find a John Lokisson, and discard it as useless"
14. 26.17 MHz: "You find dictionary and discard it as useless"
15. 26.17 MHz: "You find yourself and discard it as useless"
16. 26.17 MHz: "You find a fnord, and discard it with a sense of unease."
17. 26.17 MHz: "OK, I'm willing to bet only 1 or 2 people got that one."
18. 26.17 MHz: "I Can't see that word your saying... But ifeel confused"
19. 26.17 MHz: "You find a Sacred Chao, and Discord it as useless."
20. 26.17 MHz: "You find a GOP Nomination, and discard it as useless."
21. 26.17 MHz: "I find the person making those broadcasts and shoot them."
22. 26.17 MHz: "Trenchcoatism doesn't work over the radio, you impotent fool"
23. 26.17 MHz: "You find this transmitter, and discard me as useless."
24. 26.17 MHz: "You find your penis, and disard it as useless."
25. 26.17 MHz: "You find your spell-check, and discard it as useless."
26. 26.17 MHz: "You find this conversation and discard it as useless"
27. 26.17 MHz: "Your parents found a condom, and discarded it as useless."
28. 26.17 MHz: "You find your bachelors degree, and discard it as useless"
29. 26.17 MHz: "You find your childhood dream, and discard it as useless"
30. 26.17 MHz: "You find youe mom, and discard her as useless"
31. 26.17 MHz: "ssǝlǝsn sɐ ʇı pɹɐɔsıp puɐ 'ɹoɹɹıɯ ɐ puıɟ noʎ"
32. 26.17 MHz: "You find the RRF, and discard it as useless"
33. 26.17 MHz: "You find your brain, and discardd it as uselless"
34. 26.17 Mhz: "You find Paris Hilton, and discard it as useless"
35. 28.72 Mhz: "You find an episode of Patrolling with Sean Kennedy . . . " *
36. 28.72 Mhz: " . . . and decide to watch it. You gain 1XP!" *
37. 27.34 Mhz: "You find a fully fueled helicopter and discard it as useless."
38. 27.75 Mhz: "You find a cure for the zombie infection and discard it as uselss."
39. 26.70 MHz: "You search Pitneybank and find an eviction notice."
40. 26.70 MHz: "It reads, DEM GTFO"
41. 26.70 MHz: "You hear a load roaning noise coming from next to you."
42. 26.70 MHz: "You find a zombie, and discard it as useless."
43. 26.70 MHz: "You find a the path to salvation, and discard it as useless."
44. 26.70 MHz: "you find a red herb but discard it as useless"
45. 26.70 MHz: "You find a boomerang,and discard it as - ow"
46. 26.70 MHz: "You pick up your flacid tiny penis and discard it as useless"

(Items marked with an asterisk [ * ] have been heard in Monroeville.)

Random One Liners

26.75 MHz: "-a duck can be heard shambling around a desk-"

26.61 MHz: "buy suicide putty its the easy way to die"

26.70 MHz: "Snarf. AAGH ZOMBIES! Snarf! Snarf!"

26.06 MHz: "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

26.70 MHz: "Echo 3 to Echo 7, Han old buddy, do you copy?"

26.70 MHz: "Loud and clear kid, what's up?"

26.70 MHz: "zombie in the ft creedy exercise yard... doing push-ups..."

26.70 MHz: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

26.06 MHz: "alcohol store is under attack by zeds!!!! do something"

26.70 MHz: "Dear Zombies please eat all the Zergers first..."

26.70 MHz: "Giddings Gun Store,where you find more shotguns than shells."

26.70 MHz: "a half year without playing and i'm still alive...this sucks"

26.70 MHz: "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids With A Shotgun is a new movie i am"

26.70 MHz: "making..."

26.70 MHz: "Marty Talons is bitter man. I punch him, he shoots me dead."

26.70 MHz: "9 zeds outside Agnes, killed one and slapped another, over"

26.06 MHz: "help my anus is filled with aids!!!"

26.06 MHz: "I am 100% encumbered & I feel great!"

26.70 MHz: "I have a Broken Penor!"

26.70 MHz: "All your base belong to Zombies!"

26.70 MHz: "3 Zeds at Ebdon drive. One of the looks Like Burt Reynolds!"

26.70 MHz: "despite being in zombie city.Why can't we be friends?"

26.70 MHz: "Just a small town zombie girl....LIVING IN A ZOMBIE WORLD!!!"

26.70 MHz: "Is having sex with a zombie illegal?"

26.70 MHz: "Cat. I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance dance dance..."

26.70 MHz: "**radio hisses, then Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song blares**"

26.70 MHz: "ALL HAIL THE DUKES OF HAZZRD FOR JUMPING OVER MALTON!!!!!!!!"

26.70 MHz: "Someones healing the fkn zeds" (during a large-scale attack on Fort Creedy)

26.70 MHz: "How are you in Creedy?And where is it?"

26.70 MHz: "*squeeze, grope, fondle, tease* ^_^"

26.70 MHz: "26.70, the Fag Channel!"

26.06 MHz: "Dr. G.M: The Loon is loose and presumed sexually confused."

26.70 MHz: "1Z at half health outside Armory, chewing on the staff."

26.70 MHz: "Testes... Testes... One, Two, THREE???"

26.70 MHz: "Hey, look, I can fill the airwaves with rubbish too."

26.70 MHz: "There's a bomb in the mall!"

26.06 MHz: "If you hear this.........You are the resistance. No33, out."

26.70 MHz: "Attn: The only way to defeat the zeds is to use buttpats."

26.70 MHz: "Twinkle twinke little zed, eat the brains of all harmanz"

26.15 MHz: "I'll take care of Hitler, you just save the jews."

28.01 MHz: "the cake is a lie the cake is a lie the cake is a lie"

28.01 MHz: "Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinss!! They want my veggies!!!"

28.01 MHz: "Girls to die for! @ http://zombette.net"

28.01 MHz: "Mankind is Doomed ! Lets all Suicide !" (23 minutes ago) ...and again.

28.01 MHz: "ATTN, PEOPLE OF MALTON:TESTICLES.THAT IS ALL."

26.36 MHz: "The zombies came to Malton because..."

26.36 MHz: "...Tfox touches himself at night!!"

26.70 MHz: "Calling all cars, all cars UFO's landing on Michen Ave."

26.70 MHz: "Get the motherfucking zombie out of the motherfucking plane!"

28.01 MHz: "How do I become a vampire?"

26.36 MHz: "We do Black Ops, Brown Ops, and sometimes Beige Ops!"

26.36 MHz: "I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants in ten years!"

26.36 MHz: "fuzzy wuzzy was a bear..."

26.36 MHz: "Oh LOOK! A CORPSE! Don't kick it, youl'l make him angry."

26.36 MHz: "I am McLovin."

28.01 MHz: "Lord Megatron we have taken Shearbank from Autobot hands!"

28.01 MHz: "Public Service Annoncement: Do not feed the zombies or birds"

28.01 MHz: "Attention all depressed medics: Go out and FAK someone! :D"

29.00 MHz: "WILL I DIE IN REAL LIFE IF I DIE IN THIS GAME??????"

28.00 MHz: "Mrh?"

28.00 MHz: "Forecast is mostly cloudy with a 100% chance of zombies."

27.15 MHz: "We're all going to DIE. And hopefully get revived too. Then die, then revived."

28.00 MHz: "I AM A NIGERIAN PRINCE. I NEED YOUR HELP TO MOVE $2,000,000 OUT OF THE COUNTRY."

27.15 MHz: "STREETS IS BROADCASTIN"

27.15 MHz: "Mark 5:9-beware. We even got radio station now."

27.00 MHz: "Baby to Marge, Baby to Marge, waaah! Over."

26.20 mHz: "2X2L calling CQ, routes is ascertainin', Over."

27.35 MHz: "I gave my heart to the Lord, but Zombie Jesus got my Brain!"

26.26 MHz: "HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!"

27.35 MHz: "London calling to the zombies of death . . . "

26.17 MHz: "you're all going to die. except you, you're ok."

26.17 MHz: "Kill'em all! Let Necrotech sort'em out!"

28.01 MHz: "damnit i thought we were playing parcheesi" (In reply to a random report of a bingo winner)

28.01 MHz: "So bored.....OMG JESUS!!! *Points to a squirrel*

28.64 MHz: "Just nod if you can hear me"

28.01 MHz: "This is a human broadcasting. Where are you?"

26.70 MHz: "oh brilliant theres a horny cultist advertising a group"

28.01 MHz: "Attention: In case of Zombies, do a barrel roll!"

chucktaylor broadcast "STOP YELLING INTO THE MIC! IT DISTORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" from here, on 26.17 MHz.

26.06 MHz: "Break 26.06: The UN airdrop of liquor and smut is here." And then,

26.06 MHz: "Be advised: Grannies and Fatties included. That is all."

26.80 MHz: "I lost The Game."

28.01 MHz: "This is two dog AWOOOOOOO!!!"

27.13 MHz: "Omg...my girl is lying on the ground....oh god...shes...shes....PREGNANT!!"

26.84 MHz: "FAK ME, FAK ME HARDER, FAK YES"

25.92 MHz: "BOOBS. That is all."

26.09 MHz: "Zombies are forever"

26.10 MHz: "who needs entry points? hugely overrated."

Hobbits

1. 25.92 MHz: "They're taking the Hobbits to Isangard!
2. 25.92 MHz: "They're taking the Hobbits to Ackland!

Full Broadcasts

Grim poetry

1. 26.98 MHz: "You're old enough to kill but not for voting." (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
2. 26.98 MHz: "You don't believe in war but what's that gun your tottin'" (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.98 MHz: "Even the Jordan river has bodies floating and you tell me" (8 hours and 20 minutes ago)
4. 26.98 MHz: "Over and over again that you don't believe we" (8 hours and 20 minutes ago)
5. 26.98 MHz: "Are on the eve of destruction. Workers of the World Unite!!" (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
6. 26.98 MHz: "You're old enough to kill but not for voting." (8 hours and 18 minutes ago)

Giving Back to the Horde

1. 25.92 MHz: "And now for more zombie-centric commentary" (4 minutes ago)
2. 25.92 MHz: "I want to tell you a story Malton..." (3 minutes ago)
3. 25.92 MHz: "Today, I came across a man dying in the streets" (3 minutes ago)
4. 25.92 MHz: "His legs had been torn off by RRF members." (3 minutes ago)
5. 25.92 MHz: "I asked him why he was crying, and he told me" (3 minutes ago)
6. 25.92 MHz: "that he had nothing more to give to the RRF." (3 minutes ago)
7. 25.92 MHz: "Nothing more to give. As I kicked his broken" (2 minutes ago)
8. 25.92 MHz: "body off a bridge, I thought about his words." (2 minutes ago)
9. 25.92 MHz: "When was the last time you helped a zombie?" (2 minutes ago)
10. 25.92 MHz: "Can we not learn from this courageous young man," (2 minutes ago)
11. 25.92 MHz: "and give back to our perfect, zombie community?" (1 minute ago)
12. 25.92 MHz: "So humans, look back at your meaningless lives," (1 minute ago)
13. 25.92 MHz: "and ask, What can I do for my local zombie horde?" (1 minute ago)
14. 25.92 MHz: "Have I given everything I could possible give?" (1 minute ago)
15. 25.92 MHz: "It is only by feeding our peaceful, zombie friends" (53 seconds ago)
16. 25.92 MHz: "can we truly help ourselves." (41 seconds ago)
17. 25.92 MHz: "Yours in peace and love, Speaker for the Undead." (23 seconds ago)

Baby, It's Dead Outside

1. 27.11 MHz: "Remember kids, if you see a building less than EHB+++ you" (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
2. 27.11 MHz: "better toss some cades on it to be safe" (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
3. 27.11 MHz: "there are zombies out there that want to eat your brains" (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
4. 27.11 MHz: "EHB+++ is the only way to go!" (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
5. 27.11 MHz: "Follow the barricade plan, you fools!" (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
6. 27.11 MHz: "People will end up stuck outside otherwise..." (3 hours and 17 minutes ago)
7. 27.11 MHz: "why are people outside? there are zombies out there." (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)
8. 27.11 MHz: "Hahaha, excellent point." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)

I'll Tear Off Your Head and Tear Off Your Head

1. 26.84 MHz: "I am here to chew bubble gum, and chew more bubble gum" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)
2. 26.84 MHz: "and i'm almost out of ass" (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Zombie jokes

1. 26.43 MHz: "Kiss Kiss. Who wants to hear a zombie joke?" (6 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.43 MHz: "GARRRh Mrh bmoah!" (6 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.43 MHz: "Mrh?" (6 hours and 21 minutes ago)
4. 26.43 MHz: "BROHAHA!" (6 hours and 20 minutes ago)
5. 26.43 MHz: "Har Har Har!" (6 hours and 20 minutes ago)

Topless? Meh. All you can drink? Count me in.

1. 26.43 MHz: "Preston Arms, All you can drink buffet $5 tonight only" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
2. 26.43 MHz: "For tonight only, all Preston bar staff are topless" (48 minutes ago)

Don't rape the zombies!

1. 26.43 MHz: "RAPE!!! RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE" (20 hours and 48 minutes ago)
2. 26.43 MHz: "Damnit! Don't rape the zombies!" (9 hours and 51 minutes ago)

But it wasn't loaded!

1. 25.92 MHz: "Hey guys, you will never believe what I found!" (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
2. 25.92 MHz: "Look at this, this is my dad's favourite gun, it is so nice." (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
3. 25.92 MHz: "Huh? Yeah Nosda, wanna play rough?" (5 hours and 16 minutes ago)
4. 25.92 MHz: "Just kidding, it isn't loaded, it can't possibly" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 25.92 MHz: "*BANG*" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
6. 25.92 MHz: "OH MY GOD! I am so sorry! ..." *static* "..., I didn't mean to, I didn't" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
7. 25.92 MHz: "know, it was not loaded, I swear! Oh jeez, I gotta get rid" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
8. 25.92 MHz: "of that, oh damnit damnit damnit..." (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)

So much for the rousing speech...

1. 26.70 MHz: "BIG BASH 3 IS COMING! EVERYONE PANIC!" (19 hours and 30 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "They will break upon this fortress like water on rock." (19 hours and 7 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "The hordes will pillage and consume. We’ve seen it before." (19 hours and 6 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Generators can be replaced. Malls rebuilt. But within these" (19 hours and 5 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "walls we will outlast them. And if this is to be our end" (19 hours and 5 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: " If this is to be our end, then we will make such" (19 hours and 3 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "an end as to be worthy of remembrance!" (19 hours and 3 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "For Creedy. For the living!" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "FORT CREEDY NEEDS REINFORCEMENTS! ZOMBIES BROKE INSIDE!" (16 hours and 56 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "I REPEAT, FORT CREEDY NEEDS REINFORCEMENTS!" (16 hours and 56 minutes ago)

It's melting, dear god it's melting

Somebody is getting a bit worried about the climate.

1. 26.77 MHz: "..." *static* "... zombies, we need to worry about climate warming..." (13 hours and 44 minutes ago)
2. 26.77 MHz: "The Ice caps are melting man!" (13 hours and 43 minutes ago)

Bored 4 Dead

CORAM is getting bored without a siege to occupy the time.

1. Mister Alpha broadcast "Come on, zombies. We're bored. You should be here." from here, on 25.92 MHz. (5 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. Mister Alpha broadcast "What do you want us to do? Shoot a car? Open a plane door?" from here, on 25.92 MHz. (5 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. Mister Alpha broadcast "Start a lift? Call for radio help? -Mister Alpha, The EBS" from here, on 25.92 MHz. (5 hours and 52 minutes ago)
4. Mister Alpha broadcast "Again, zombies, we miss you. - CORAM" from here, on 25.92 MHz. (5 hours and 52 minutes ago)

Wait....where was I?

I just lost the plot.

1. 27.53 MHz: "That's for killing me since I killed you because you killed" (8 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 27.53 MHz: "me because you saw me kill someone who I witnessed killing" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 27.53 MHz: "someone else who I knew to have been falsely accused of" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 27.53 MHz: "killing someone who had killed some people for killing other" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 27.53 MHz: "people... some of whom had been killed in the past, some of" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 27.53 MHz: "whom had not... I think... where was I?" (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)

Side benefit of the American Health Care Reform

Never mind that Malton is likely to be in England...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Good news, zombies!" (13 hours and 52 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "There is a special provision in ObamaCare for revivication" (13 hours and 52 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "at no charge to you if you died in the initial infection!" (13 hours and 51 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "However, if you were killed later or comitted suicide," (13 hours and 51 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "we regret to inform you that a fee will be charged." (13 hours and 51 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Please have ID ready, and have a nice day!" (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)

PKer sightings (and your mum)

1. 26.06 MHz: "Calista Griffen is in Elgar Bank, unlit. amber rotten p*ssy" (48 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "is in larnach bank, faico 97 in warren bank" (46 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "And your mum is in my closet" (43 minutes ago)

Girls are gross! And other puerile broadcasts

1. 26.70 MHz: "tania cinque is a PKer KILL on sight" (18 hours and 27 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "tania cinque here: i'm a death cultist not a pker." (12 hours and 38 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "this means i love to bathe in harman blood" (12 hours and 37 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "ewwwwwwwwww girls are dis-gus-ting" (12 hours and 36 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "killing me makes no difference, live in fear harmanz" (12 hours and 36 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "the gore corps and the rrf are coming for you" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "hehehe cumming :')" (12 hours and 33 minutes ago)

Radio Jihadist vs. Ultra-patriot

Who is the worst spammer? Were they the same people all along? You decide.

1. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!" (16 hours and 51 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!" (16 hours and 51 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!!" (16 hours and 51 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!!!" (16 hours and 51 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!!" (16 hours and 51 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "BOMB WILL DETONATE!!! 9/11!!!!!" (16 hours and 50 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (static)" (16 hours and 50 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Please keep this frequency clear for official traffic, maam" (16 hours and 42 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!!!!" (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Giddings has25zedsOutside SE Corner.Kill'em!Creedy isOK" (16 hours and 39 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "CREEDY IS UNDER ATTACK BY SUICIDE BOMBERS, NEED HELP ASAP" (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "death to the infidels!!! alalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Fort Creedy is secure. Giddings needs help." (16 hours and 18 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Jesus Christ, praise ALLAH all you want." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago) ...and again.
15. 26.70 MHz: "But joke about bombs&9/11 retard.And I have to report" (13 hours and 56 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "you to the United StatesDepartment of Homeland Security" (13 hours and 55 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Enjoy the KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR BY THE MEN IN BLACK!" (13 hours and 54 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Sad UR probably a 12yearold.But no time like the present" (13 hours and 53 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "to start your FBI file! DON'T TREAD ON ME! PUNKTARD" (13 hours and 52 minutes ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "As an AMERICAN,you should DIE.So Enjoy our NSA finding" (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOUR IP ADDRESS IS!DUMBASS!I'm not" (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "JOKING!I'VE COPIED THIS THREAT,FORWARDED IT TO HOMELAND" (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "And will Follow Up with a Phone Call @8AM EST 1/26/10!" (13 hours and 45 minutes ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: "Keep on BROADCASTING UR TERRORIST BULL..." *static* "...!KNOCK KNOCK!" (13 hours and 43 minutes ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: "Did you think yourINTERNET CRAP WILL GO WITHOUT NOTICE?" (13 hours and 41 minutes ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: "I'd Bet UR in the UK!SO ENJOY THE VISIT FROM FROM U.S." (13 hours and 40 minutes ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: "C.I.A. as AMERICA & BRITAIN ARE ALLIES FOREVER!" (13 hours and 38 minutes ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: "How do you feel now Punk?Do ya feel lucky?" (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: "The UK&US Have NO TOLERANCE FOR BOMB THREATS!" (13 hours and 36 minutes ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: "damn yo....chill out" (13 hours and 35 minutes ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: "i mean thats not even a real threat" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: "thats just intolerance from some dumbass kid" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
33. 26.70 MHz: "I advise all who heard this to inform your GOVERNANTS!!" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
34. 26.70 MHz: "thats just intolerance from some dumbass kid" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
35. 26.70 MHz: "our governements wont do jack ..." *static* "..." (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
36. 26.70 MHz: "LOL, relax, this is just Urban Dead. No real bombs" (13 hours and 33 minutes ago)
37. 26.70 MHz: "Fu__That!Bomb Threats CAN NOT BE TOLERATED!Threats DIE!" (13 hours and 32 minutes ago)
38. 26.70 MHz: "Hey REALWORLD!THANK A VETERAN FOR YOUR FREEDOM!" (12 hours and 47 minutes ago)
39. 26.70 MHz: "If you think killing INNOCENTS IS FUNNY!THEN DIE NOW!!!" (12 hours and 46 minutes ago)
40. 26.70 MHz: "Report on 26.70 WHO THE PRAISE ALLAH BOMB THREAT IS!!!!" (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
41. 26.70 MHz: "Either state their NAME!OR YOU ARE GUILTY OF TREASON!!!" (12 hours and 43 minutes ago)
42. 26.70 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!!!!!!!!" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)
43. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAHU ACKBAR!" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)
44. 26.70 MHz: "DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)
45. 26.70 MHz: "DEATH TO AMERICA!" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
46. 26.70 MHz: "9/11! ALLAHU ACKBARRR!!!" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
47. 26.70 MHz: "BOMB WILL DETONATE!!! 9/11!!!!!" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
48. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (static)" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
49. 26.70 MHz: "As Isaid!Thanks for keeping up the terrorist broadcasts" (12 hours and 8 minutes ago)
50. 26.70 MHz: "I can't wait for you to get that KNOCK in the realWorld" (12 hours and 6 minutes ago)
51. 26.70 MHz: "Enjoy yourself for now PUNKTARD!TheUSA knows no Borders" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
52. 26.70 MHz: "So keep up your threats.It's easier to track your IP" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)
53. 26.70 MHz: "Are you so stupid that U are unaware the U.S. made the" (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
54. 26.70 MHz: "INTERNET? It was called D.A.R.P.A. NET IN THE 70'S FOOL" (12 hours and 1 minute ago)
55. 26.70 MHz: "Attention! Attention! You must clear this channel for..." (exactly 12 hours ago)
56. 26.70 MHz: "We made a backdoor in all Internet transmissions since" (exactly 12 hours ago)
57. 26.70 MHz: "'The Undefended Border'!" (exactly 12 hours ago)
58. 26.70 MHz: "since there was an INTERNET. DUMBASS! KNOCK KNOCK" (11 hours and 59 minutes ago)
59. 26.70 MHz: "And ..." *static* "... you Undefended Boarder Spammer too!" (11 hours and 58 minutes ago)
60. 26.70 MHz: "MESS WITH THE BEST,AND DIE LIKE THE REST!" (11 hours and 57 minutes ago)
61. 26.70 MHz: "I can't wait until 8AM EST to report you TERRORIST!" (11 hours and 56 minutes ago)
62. 26.70 MHz: "Jokes on you! Knock Knock, It's U.S. Intelligence!" (11 hours and 55 minutes ago)
63. 26.70 MHz: "death to israel" (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
64. 26.70 MHz: "Eh such noisy people." (8 hours and 12 minutes ago)
65. 26.70 MHz: "News Flash: No one in the RL cares what is said in-game." (52 minutes ago)
66. 26.70 MHz: "nobody cares if you're a vet" (43 minutes ago)
67. 26.70 MHz: "man....crazy people theese days" (43 minutes ago)
68. 26.70 MHz: "stop clogging up the channel with your patriotic BS" (42 minutes ago)
69. 26.70 MHz: "and ur stupid Praise Allah ..." *static* "..." (42 minutes ago)
70. 26.70 MHz: "Giddings Mall ruined. Morrish NT and Auto Shops still lit." (38 minutes ago)
71. 26.70 MHz: "the PKers are always triumphant" (38 minutes ago)
72. 26.70 MHz: "Backup to Morrish NT from Creedy would be appreciated." (38 minutes ago)
73. 26.70 MHz: "DEATH TO AMERICA!!" (7 minutes ago)

Suicide cult comes to Malton

1. 26.70 MHz: "People of Pitneybank, the time has come..." (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "...for you to embrace the great journey,,," (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "...take your knifes and your guns..." (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "and shoot yourselfs with them!" (10 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "I can't seem to aim at myself." (8 hours and 32 minutes ago)

An Experiment in Futility

1. 26.70 MHz: "Shooting 7 flares for nothing at [83,24]" (12 hours and 37 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "let see what will happen! : D" (12 hours and 37 minutes ago)
3. A flare was fired 7 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the south. (12 hours and 37 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 36 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 36 minutes ago)

(Not only the broadcaster lost APs for nothing, he also failed his own light show promise big time. Only six flares were fired. And they came from [83,42].)

Side Profession of Fort Creedy, Part 2

Looks like those boys have nothing to do again...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Visit Cpt Timbob's beautiful Fortress of Prostitution!" (9 hours and 12 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Fortress of Prostitution!? Where?" (9 hours and 11 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "NE of the mall, just off the freeway" (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Look for the Whorehouse Warehouse" (9 hours and 8 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "The One TRUE Fortress of Prostitution. Accept no others!" (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Come for the hookers, stay for the luncheon buffet!!" (9 hours and 5 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Every day, we also have box lunches, to go!" (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "REMEMBER: You can't spell prostitution without TITS!" (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)

(Interesting enough, this "Fortress of Prostitution" may not be Fort Creedy at all, because the Fort is, in fact, Southwest of Dowdney Mall. Or maybe Cpt Timbob is bad at directions.)

An appropriate death for Halloween

1. 26.70 MHz: "PKer cwissball brought to a tasty pumpkin justice!" (51 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "That's right,decor,such as pumpkins,are also deadly weapons!" (50 minutes ago)

Two days later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Pker MadGunMan (368468)brought to a tasty pumpkin justice!" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "And if Bobbo says he's doing it to stop 'trenchies like you'" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "he means he's trying to shut up the people who hate him for" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "his crimes and organize DNR lists to keep him dead..." (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "If you keep coming to Giddings, I'm not going to drop this" (1 hour and 12 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Level 90 Pumpkin Of Tasty Humiliation And Justice!" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)

Always be respectful to ladies, or else...

Darren Tangent, the Dead Bunnies' PKer, radio spammer, and general headache, has been trying to court the Dribbling Beavers' leader Calista Griffin for a while, to no avail. In the end, he just claimed to be her husband outright, much to her annoyance.

Due to the recent strife between the Dead Bunnies and its breakaway group, the Renegade Rabbits, Darren offered a solution involving Calista and her group. But this time, she wouldn't take it anymore.

1. 26.06 MHz: "Attn Santlerville this is darren tangent. Do not listen to" (17 hours and 45 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "these fools bicker. Only true peace can occur when our group" (17 hours and 44 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "s unite instead of divide. Which is why I propose we all" (17 hours and 43 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "pair up with a dribbling beaver. I have led the way by" (17 hours and 43 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "taking their leader as my bride. Together we can make a" (17 hours and 42 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "cleaner, brighter future for our children." (17 hours and 41 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "wwwolf and m4rduk are a cancer upon this city." (17 hours and 40 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "Raping and pillaging as they go. Were it not for my wife's" (17 hours and 40 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "efforts we would all be laid to waste by now" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "and they will move on to plague another city." (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "Santlerville will be but a blink in the course of time" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "Left behind, forgotten." (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "Join up with Darren's Dastardly Handsome Devils today to" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "ensure your place in history." (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "Ask yourself this, would you rather die for nothing" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
16. 26.06 MHz: "or would you rather die for something?" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
17. 26.06 MHz: "btw calista forgot her pills and we are expecting a little" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
18. 26.06 MHz: "one soon. -Darren 'Is going to be a father' Tangent" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)

Her response was swift, short, and effective.

1. 26.06 MHz: "dTangentTwo is KOS http://bit.ly/3RLVPn cg/dbs" (17 hours and 30 minutes ago)

(Interesting enough, Calista herself was one of his victims, killed twice. One can only guess it's a tough love.)

Full Blown Radio Abuse

As witnessed from a zombie's ZAMBAH ZBAH™ Radio eavesdrop system.

1. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (10 hours and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (10 hours and 18 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "*fart* *silence* *fart*" (6 hours and 30 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "*queef* *silence* *queef*" (6 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Somebody found a use for the Crucifix

1. 26.70 MHz: "*picks up a Cruifix* *Chants*" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "the power of Christ compels you *repeats about 5 times*" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "to do good" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "from one bloody person to another stop the PKing" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "*Holds up sign with crudly drawn letters demanding peace" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Against the zed threat*" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)

The Jihad Comes To Santlerville

What happened when a Pakistan-hating Hindu from India met an Islamic Jihadist on the radio? Massive spamming, of course.

1. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH EVERY DAY" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH, OH ALLAAAAAAH" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "ALALALALALALA" (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "DURKA DURKA DURKA JIHAD" (11 hours and 5 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "HELLO HELLO?" (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "INDIA MUCH BETTER" (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND" (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS NO MATCH FOR GREAT INDIAN GOD" (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)

Some hours later...

1. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS SAVIOR" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH SAY KILL FALCO94 TO GET 72 VIRGINS" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)

The next day...

1. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAAAAAH" (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH BETTER THAN ALL HINDU GOD" (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH WIN" (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH HATE FALCO94" (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "ALLLAH THINK FALCO94 IS A ..." *static* "..." (15 hours and 46 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS FULL OF S#H#I#T" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)

And the day after that...

1. 26.06 MHz: "HELLO HELLO?" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND IS BEST" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND BETTER THAN EVERYONE" (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY" (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH EVERY DAY" (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS SAVIOR" (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)

Next day, the Indian spammer claimed he was impersonated. A few questions remain - who, and most importantly, why?

1. 26.06 MHz: "HELLO HELLO?" (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "WHO IS DOING STUPID IMPERSONATIONS OF ME?" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HINDU IS MEANING LONG LIVE INDIA" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS MUSLIM WORD, STUPIDO" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "INDIA IS BEST" (4 hours and 45 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "YOU ARE PROBABLY LAZY WHITE" (4 hours and 44 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "OR STUPIDO BLACK" (4 hours and 44 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "OR SILLY ORIENTALS" (4 hours and 44 minutes ago)

The next day, it got weird, and a lot more explicit. Looked like Binlaggin was out of character again. Or maybe he too was impersonated, like the last time.

1. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HINDU IS NOTHING" (20 hours and 13 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH MUCH BETTER" (20 hours and 13 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS KING OF SILLY ORIENTALS AND STUPIDO BLACKS" (20 hours and 13 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS KING OF CURRYHEAD JAI HINDUS" (20 hours and 13 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "OH ALLAH" (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!" (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!!" (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!!!" (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "ONE DAY, ALLAH ATE LOTS OF SPICY FOODS" (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH GOT DIARRHEA" (20 hours and 11 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "THEN ALLAH POOPED OUT FALCO94" (20 hours and 11 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "HE IS VERY SORRY FOR THIS" (20 hours and 11 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO WIPE" (20 hours and 11 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "AND THE LEFTOVER DIARRHEA CRUSTED OVER IN HIS HOLY BUTTHAIR" (20 hours and 10 minutes ago)
16. 26.06 MHz: "RUG" (20 hours and 10 minutes ago)
17. 26.06 MHz: "THESE DIARRHEA NUGGETS EVENTUALLY FORMED THE ZERG GROUP WE" (20 hours and 10 minutes ago)
18. 26.06 MHz: "KNOW AS DEAD BUNNIES" (20 hours and 10 minutes ago)
19. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !" (20 hours and 10 minutes ago)
20. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !!" (20 hours and 10 minutes ago)
21. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !!!" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
22. 26.06 MHz: "ONE DAY, AS ALLAH WAS WALKING THROUGH A MEADOW" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
23. 26.06 MHz: "HE MET CALISTA GRIFFIN" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
24. 26.06 MHz: "HE SAID IT WAS A PLEASENT EXPERIENCE AND THAT" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
25. 26.06 MHz: "CALISTA GRIFFIN IS A FINE UPSTANDING MEMBER OF SOCIETY" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
26. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
27. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !!" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
28. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !!!" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
29. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH WAS IN A FISH MARKET WHEN HE RAN ACROSS" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
30. 26.06 MHz: "A WOMAN NAMED LADY CLITORIA" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
31. 26.06 MHz: "SHE HAD A CLITORIS THAT HUNG BETWEEN HER LEGS" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
32. 26.06 MHz: "WHEN HE ASKED WHY HER CLITORIS WAS SO LARGE" (20 hours and 7 minutes ago)
33. 26.06 MHz: "HER VAGlNA SPEWED BLOOD ALL OVER HIS FACE" (20 hours and 7 minutes ago)
34. 26.06 MHz: "HE SAID IT TASTED LIKE IRON AND FISH, AND WAS NOT A VERY FUN" (20 hours and 7 minutes ago)
35. 26.06 MHz: "EXPERIENCE." (20 hours and 6 minutes ago)
36. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !" (20 hours and 6 minutes ago)
37. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !!" (20 hours and 6 minutes ago)
38. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH !!!" (20 hours and 6 minutes ago)

The Indian spammer was, of course, not pleased

1. 26.06 MHz: "HELLO HELLO? YOU CANNOT SAY THESE TERRIBLE THINGS" (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "I WILL FIGHT YOU AND YOU WILL CRY TEARS OF SHAME" (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "I CHALLENGE YOU" (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "[email removed]" (19 hours and 20 minutes ago)

Then some random listeners decided to add fuel to the Jihad fire...

1. 26.06 MHz: "I have drawn a likeness of allah!!!" (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "may His noodle touch you!" (18 hours and 38 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "*RIIIIIPPP* That's the sound of me tearing up a Koran" (14 hours and 31 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "And now I am ..." *static* "...ting on it" (14 hours and 31 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Jihad that!" (14 hours and 30 minutes ago)

A day later, more people get involved, and the broadcasts got more and more inflammatory. Also, the broadcaster might not be Binlaggin at all, but a local spammer, Jack Heins

1. 26.06 MHz: "Stop with the gay allah brodcasts nobody gives a flying Fu" (19 hours and 41 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "ck and the dead bunnies suck ..." *static* "..." (19 hours and 41 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Hello hello? Please also to desist about defamatory remarks" (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "about the Hindu and India please" (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "It is not polite" (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Also untrue" (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "You must to all do the needful" (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "If you have disagreements with it," (12 hours and 43 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "please to email at [email removed]" (12 hours and 42 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "or [email removed]" (12 hours and 42 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "or [email removed]" (12 hours and 42 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind" (12 hours and 42 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "HELLO HELLO?" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND IS NO MATCH FOR ALLAH" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS GOD ALLAH IS KING" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
16. 26.06 MHz: "ALL MUSLIM ARE BEAUTIFUL" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
17. 26.06 MHz: "MUSLIM WOMEN OBEDIENT AND BEAUTIFUL" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
18. 26.06 MHz: "MUSLIM MEN STRONG AND COURAGEOUS" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
19. 26.06 MHz: "INDIAN MEN UGLY INDIAN WOMEN UGLY" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
20. 26.06 MHz: "INDIAN MEN HAVE LARGE UNIBROW" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
21. 26.06 MHz: "INDIAN WOMEN HAVE LARGE UNIBROW" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
22. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND IS DIRTY JAI HIND IS UGLY" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
23. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
24. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
25. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH'S FOLLOWERS WILL MECCA TO DOWDNEY MALL FOR JIHAD VERY" (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26. 26.06 MHz: "SOON" (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
27. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH PRAISE ALLAH" (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
28. 26.06 MHz: "OH ALLAH, OH ALLAAAH OH ALLAH" (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)
29. 26.06 MHz: "You attack Jack Heins for 3 damage. They die." (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
30. 26.06 MHz: "whoops, I accidentally the whole allah" (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
31. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH, OH PRAAAISE ALLAH" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
32. 26.06 MHz: "CREEECK IS BASLPHEMER AND SINNER, ALLAH SHALL STRIKE HIM DOW" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
33. 26.06 MHz: "N" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
34. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, PRAISE ALLAH" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
35. 26.06 MHz: "Keep up prayer from the declining of the sun till the" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
36. 26.06 MHz: "darkness of the night and the morning recitation; surely the" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
37. 26.06 MHz: "recitation is witnessed." (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
38. 26.06 MHz: "Do you not see that Allah is He Whom do glorify all those" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
39. 26.06 MHz: "who are in the heavens and the earth, and the (very) birds w" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
40. 26.06 MHz: "eat ..." *static* "... and die :D" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
41. 26.06 MHz: "with expanded wings? He knows the prayer of each one and its" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
42. 26.06 MHz: "glorification, and Allah is Cognizant of what they do." (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
43. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, PRAISE ALLAH" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
44. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, PRAISE ALLAH!" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
45. 26.06 MHz: "could sombody please shoot this allah spammer?" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
46. 26.06 MHz: "or tell me where it is so i can shoot em myself" (4 hours and 48 minutes ago)
47. 26.06 MHz: "There is no Allah, you dumb ass Muslim fag" (3 hours and 39 minutes ago)
48. 26.06 MHz: "shut the hell up. -Gaston" (2 hours and 39 minutes ago)

The next day, more people question the validity of the Jihad...

1. 26.06 MHz: "You seriously believe that the Hindu guy and the muslim guy" (23 hours and 4 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "are two different people?" (23 hours and 4 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Hello Hello?" (14 hours and 14 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Your contrived Muslim insultings are just making you look" (14 hours and 13 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "ridiculous" (14 hours and 13 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Debate me if you will you troublesome insect" (14 hours and 13 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "[email removed]" (14 hours and 12 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind and greater glory to India!" (14 hours and 12 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "We are best IT in world too" (14 hours and 12 minutes ago)

The radio Jihad was silenced for 3 days, long enough for people to think they were all over. Then it began again.

1. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 29 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH EVERY DAY" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS SAVIOR" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND NO MATCH FOR ALLAH" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND STINKY AND UGLY" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH IS BEAUTIFUL AND SMELL GOOD" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH GREAT" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH SAVIOR" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH SAVIOR" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH SAVIOR" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, OH PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
16. 26.06 MHz: "SOON FOLLOWERS OF ALLAH MAKE MECCA TO DOWDNEY MALL" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
17. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
18. 26.06 MHz: "FALCO94 HAS FUNGAL TOEJAM" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
19. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago) ...and again.
20. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, OH PRAISE ALLAH" (9 hours and 27 minutes ago)
21. 26.06 MHz: "We are all fighting over who has the best imaginary friend." (5 hours and 57 minutes ago)

Later in the day...

1. 26.06 MHz: "Hello hello?" (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Today is fine day for India" (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "It is always fine day for India" (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "India is best country in the worlds" (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Thank you for listening" (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Remember to do the needful!" (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Jai hind!" (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "india's water supply is saturated with feces" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "so every day in india is a shi.tty day" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "Suck my huge di.ck, motha..." *static* "...ers" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

The next day, the Indian spammer defended his country, while his Muslim nemesis remained silent.

1. 26.06 MHz: "Hello hello? India is best place." (10 hours and 56 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Do not try to foolish argue against True Fact." (10 hours and 55 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Hindu is best. That is all I will say about this for today." (10 hours and 55 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Good!" (10 hours and 31 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "india is full of dirty dune coons" (10 hours and 18 minutes ago)

Binlaggin said:

I once again was impersonated however soon I will be re launching the jihad on the dirk dirka clan and have plenty to say allahahahahalalalala --Binlaggin 10:36, 15 October 2009 (BST)

Just in time for words from the REAL Jihadist, the next day, people of Santlerville uncovered his impostors as not one but TWO local spammers, Jack Heins and a naked man.

1. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (17 hours and 58 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, OH PRAISE ALLAH" (17 hours and 58 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "JAI HIND NO MATCH FOR ALLAH" (17 hours and 58 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Just so you guys know, a naked man and jack heins are the" (14 hours and 32 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "same person." (14 hours and 32 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "hello hello?" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "jack heins and a naked man are not the same person" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "but two people working torwords a common goal" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "to spread the word of Allah" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)

(The last two lines were repeated alternately 8 more times.)

As more people were annoyed, some decided to add their own insults towards religions in general.

1. 26.06 MHz: "Allah can suck my balls. Same goes to Vishnu, Yahweh, and" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "all your other imaginary friends." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "can they suck my balls too?" (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "..." *static* "... YOUR ALLAH!!!" (16 hours and 16 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Faryl" (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "ALLAH AKBAR!!" (13 hours and 54 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "*the sound of balls being sucked by imaginary entities*" (11 hours and 44 minutes ago)

Two days later...

1. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH EVERY DAY" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH, OH PRAISE ALLAH" (3 hours and 34 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH" (3 hours and 30 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "PRAISE ALLAH!" (3 hours and 30 minutes ago)

(The last two lines were repeated alternately, about 30 times in total, over the course of 2 minutes.)

1. 26.06 MHz: "Praise Allah that you ran out of AP!" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

Smash Them All: A PKer/RKer's Live Radio Performance

1. 26.70 MHz: "There comes a time in everyone's life..." (10 hours and 27 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "When you have to decide, between life or death..." (10 hours and 27 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Sitting here in Creedy, just waiting for the next horde" (10 hours and 27 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "THIS IS WHY I SMASH THE RADIOS, PEOPLE. - Bobbo" (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "To come and chew on my bones." (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "SMASH THEM ALL BRO" (10 hours and 26 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (10 hours and 26 minutes ago) ...and again. (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Evening, peeps. Time to kill kill kill kill" (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "Until I run out of AP" (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "Who's first?" (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "John Gridlock is! Everyone wave goodbye to him!" (10 hours and 25 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Up Next, we have Tom Chandler!" (10 hours and 24 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "That's all for now! Tune in next time when other randoms die" (10 hours and 23 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (9 hours and 52 minutes ago)

Two weeks later, a similar incident happened...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Let there be silence!" (yesterday)
2. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (yesterday) ...and again. ...and again.

Indians Part 3

1. 26.06 MHz: "Please to listen carefully everyone" (yesterday)
2. 26.06 MHz: "I am working for great genius of Indian leader of world" (yesterday)
3. 26.06 MHz: "His greatness [name removed] !!!" (yesterday)
4. 26.06 MHz: "I can do to speaking Japanese language too!" (yesterday)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Please to do the needful" (yesterday)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind!!!!" (yesterday)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Death to Pakistan" (yesterday)
8. 26.06 MHz: "Indians are most civilised race in history" (yesterday)
9. 26.06 MHz: "Handsome handsome Indian boy" (yesterday)
10. 26.06 MHz: "So clever and so charming" (yesterday)
11. 26.06 MHz: "Indian foods is most delicious in world" (yesterday)
12. 26.06 MHz: "Indian IT is most genius" (yesterday)
13. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind!" (yesterday)

Detractors

1. 26.06 MHz: "What the fu.ck was that?" (yesterday)
2. 26.06 MHz: "dTangent please teach this kid how to radio spam properly" (yesterday)

Then he comes back...

1. 26.06 MHz: "Please do the needful" (yesterday)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Please to listen to great teachings of [name removed]" (yesterday)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind!" (yesterday)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Indian is most cultured civilisation in world" (yesterday)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Indian peoples most ethical too" (yesterday)
6. 26.06 MHz: "The Hindu is the most devout" (yesterday)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Do the needful!" (yesterday)

Another dectactor...

1. 26.06 MHz: "Who gives a damn about that! There are Zeds everywhere!!" (yesterday)

Back again...

1. 26.06 MHz: "[name removed] would advise you to listen to him" (yesterday)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Silly Christians. Hinduism is the best religion in the world" (exactly 23 hours ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Indians are most civilised peoples in world" (19 hours and 32 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Listen to teachings of [name removed]" (19 hours and 31 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind! Glory to India and Indian peoples!!!" (19 hours and 31 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Greater Glory to India. what could be more spiritual?" (16 hours and 8 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Praise to [name removed]! Blessed Genius & Humble too" (16 hours and 7 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "Death to Pakistan!" (16 hours and 7 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "DEATH TO PAKISTAN" (16 hours and 2 minutes ago)

Finally they figure it out...

1. 26.06 MHz: "His name is [name removed], and he's real. He even has a site:" (18 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "[site removed]" (18 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "I don't know why a businessman'd advertise on Malton,though." (18 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "But this is not the first frequency he spammed on." (17 minutes ago)

WPKU

1. 27.50 MHz: "Helloooooo Havercroft! *theme music plays* Welcome to WPKU" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
2. 27.50 MHz: "We've got some great tunes for you today. Coming up is our" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
3. 27.50 MHz: "All-Screams hour, from 9 to 10 we'll be playing recorded" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
4. 27.50 MHz: "death screams of a dozen survivor cattle." (1 hour and 53 minutes ago)
5. 27.50 MHz: "Then, at noon, we have the Best Hits program. Relive the" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
6. 27.50 MHz: "execution of Uncle Zeddie, the pathos of the Tommy Gun shoot" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
7. 27.50 MHz: "and listen to the carols of the Silent Night massacre." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
8. 27.50 MHz: "But now, for your morning commute, keep that dial tuned to" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
9. 27.50 MHz: "WPKU for live features from Ackland Mall!" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
10. 27.50 MHz: "And now it's time for WPKU's tip of the day, brought to you" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
11. 27.50 MHz: "by Jim Bean. Today's tip is: to save time and energy," (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
12. 27.50 MHz: "when the PKers come, don't fight it. Lay down your arms," (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
13. 27.50 MHz: "kneel, and let it happen quickly. We specialize in" (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
14. 27.50 MHz: "assisting those unfortunate enough to be breathing." (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
15. 27.50 MHz: "That was Jim Beam's tip of the week, here on WPKU." (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
16. 27.50 MHz: "And now, your local news and weather." (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)
17. 27.50 MHz: "shut up and gtfo the radio you stupid pker looser" (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)

Penis spam, just... penis spam

1. 28.01 MHz: "TODAY ON I HUMP MEN NEWS..." (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "THIS IS YOUR HOST, I HUMP MEN323!!!" (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Still broadcasting from woodroffe mall." (20 hours and 55 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Here to tell you that I will...masturbate!" (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "while spamming penis." (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Not really, i'll just put a dildo through the radio" (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "*sticks dick into mic* ENJOY" (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI$" (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)

(Both lines were repeated alternately about 30 times.)

1. 28.01 MHz: "*Desperately hopes a zed finds that spamming jackass..." (20 hours and 46 minutes ago)

(Four more lines of spamming.)

1. 28.01 MHz: "To counter your penis spam, I have one word for you." (20 hours and 45 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENI$" (20 hours and 45 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "CONDOM." (20 hours and 45 minutes ago)

(And five more times before it ended.)

1. 28.01 MHz: "What the? A dick just came out of the radio!" (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "I said Helloooo Penis... Nice to see youuuuu, Penis!!!" (7 hours and 28 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "I heard this was the PENIS channel. What time is that show?" (59 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "I need to set my Tivo so I don't miss it." (59 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "I hope someday they start showing the VAGINA show." (58 minutes ago)

Survivor - Death Cultist Philosophical Talk

Santlerville's resident GKer and death cultist, dTangentTwo, defended his actions as "a public service", to keep local survivors from being bored and wasting APs doing nothing. He also claimed to be The Scourge of God. Of course, not many shared his view, and challenge him on it.

Detractor:

1. 26.06 MHz: "does your GKing qauntify you as a bad apple, dtangent?" (21 hours and 48 minutes ago)

dTangentTwo:

1. 26.06 MHz: "It does and I take full responsibilty for it but I won't" (21 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "hide behind a fake name." (21 hours and 36 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "I'm a baaaad apple but you all love me too much to let me go" (21 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Face it. If it weren't for me you'd all be bored out of your" (21 hours and 34 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "minds" (21 hours and 33 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "So much ap you wouldn't know what to do with it" (21 hours and 33 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Consider my deeds a public service -dt2/tDB" (21 hours and 32 minutes ago)

Detractor:

1. 26.06 MHz: "that's utter crap & you know it. if it helps you sleep, but" (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "there's never ample justification for being a douchebag." (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)

dTangentTwo:

1. 26.06 MHz: "It was a very Machiavellian move on your part I must say" (21 hours and 14 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "I, dTangent, the Lord of Evil, can appreciate good strategic" (21 hours and 13 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "moves when I see it." (21 hours and 13 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Say what you will about me, good citizens, but good cannot e" (21 hours and 12 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "xist without evil" (21 hours and 12 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "the first time God was angry with Malton he sent a flood of" (21 hours and 12 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "zombies." (21 hours and 11 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "This time... *cue dramatic music*" (21 hours and 11 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "he sent me.." (21 hours and 11 minutes ago)

Detractor:

1. 26.06 MHz: "my, what an inflated ego. where is that place where pride &" (20 hours and 18 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "vanity occur? btw, there is a school of thought that sees no" (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "between Light & Dark, that both are manifestations of suprem" (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "e Unity. to conform to only one & disregard the other is an" (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "imbalance...in your case buffoonery & douchebaggery." (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "..w/ a skewed & over-inflated sense of worth & self." (20 hours and 12 minutes ago)

dTangentTwo:

1. 26.06 MHz: "Take your school of thought and move to the Middle East budd" (17 hours and 16 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "y because this is America and the heebee jeebee hocus pocus" (17 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: " won't work here. This is God's nation and he has appointed" (17 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "me to save you all from yourselves. Face it Santlerville." (17 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "You NEED me. I am the Yin to your Yang. I am the Abbott to" (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "your Costello. The Penn to your Teller. The Donny to your" (17 hours and 14 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Marie. The Dtangent to your Calista. I must rain upon you" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: " a hail of broken generator parts and cut you with the edge" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "of my axe. I will blow smoke from the end of my barrel in" (17 hours and 13 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: " reluctance and necessary execution of your bodies. All in" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "the name of the lord God Jesus Christ. Our father is angry" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)

Interrupter:

1. 26.06 MHz: "can it wait until after my pizza gets here? -captainsammitch" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)

dTangentTwo:

1. 26.06 MHz: "that you have chosen to slay his minions the zombies instea" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "of trying to repent. It is too late for mercy. Those that" (17 hours and 12 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "operate the unholy churches of NecroTech will be the first" (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "to be judged by our Lord, and I WILL BE GOD'S INSTRUMENT!!!" (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "-Darren Arch-Angel Tangent" (17 hours and 11 minutes ago)

Detractors:

1. 26.06 MHz: "wannabe. dumbass." (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "leader of ..." *static* "...s, dip..." *static* "...s, and similar dumbasses as yourself" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "&, NO, this is MALTON, proving further your douchebaggery." (exactly 17 hours ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "...and IDIOCY." (exactly 17 hours ago)
5. McSmarmy broadcast "No! THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "No U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (16 hours and 27 minutes ago)

The next day...

Detractor?:

1. Alexander Abramov broadcast " I see people are talk a lot about nothing, so here's one" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (19 hours and 24 minutes ago)
2. Alexander Abramov broadcast "for you: If nothing is better than the best of things and" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (19 hours and 23 minutes ago)
3. Alexander Abramov broadcast "yet - nothing is wprse than the worst of things, does that" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (19 hours and 22 minutes ago)
4. Alexander Abramov broadcast "mean, that the best of things is actually worse than the" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (19 hours and 22 minutes ago)
5. Alexander Abramov broadcast "worst of things? Sorry for typos, good day to you!" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)

dTangentTwo?:

1. 26.06 MHz: "You fools. Alas this is a testiment to my immortality" (12 hours and 9 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "for I am the reincarnation of your Jesus, except stronger" (12 hours and 8 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "where it takes him 3 days to rise after you judases murder" (12 hours and 8 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "him it takes me far less." (12 hours and 8 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "The lord will not be happy you have slayed his only son" (12 hours and 7 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Fear not, the rest of you still have a chance" (12 hours and 6 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "in my 237th coming I shall liberate you all from the shackle" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "s that are cruelly placed on you" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "No more will Santlerville be oppressed by the tyranny of the" (12 hours and 5 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "few. All ye who receive me will receive eternal bliss" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)

And the day after...

'dTangentTwo?:

1. 26.06 MHz: "Both of you shut up you're amateurs" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "it doesn't matter after Judgment Day anyway" (1 hour and 52 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Be afraid when the Lord Of Evil spreads his wings" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "and descends to Earth" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "The sky will grow dark from the wings of a thousand flying" (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "dildoes." (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Wtf the plural of dildo looks like dill-does" (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "I love demetri martin but even he will be judged during the" (1 hour and 49 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "Dark Lord dTangent's next cumming" (1 hour and 48 minutes ago)

Detractor?:

1. 26.06 MHz: "so then, you'll be teh giant dildo?" (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "large, & in charge? at least you have an aspiration. glwt." (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "it suits you very well." (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)

What's better? It's not as obvious as you think...

Someone who is unknown about the Beavers - Bunnies conflict asked about it on Santlerville's frequency.

1. 26.06 MHz: "hello this is fishwar, can anyone tell me who the dead bunni" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "es are exactly, while ive been playing for a while, i still" (12 hours and 12 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "dont know what the big fuss is about. them and the beavers" (12 hours and 11 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "would you rather have, cupped in your hand, a dead bunny," (12 hours and 3 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "or a dribbling beaver? obvious, yes?" (12 hours and 2 minutes ago)

What's worse: losing to zeds, or losing to zergs?

After they had taken Santlerville for one and a half month, causing death and destruction everywhere, the Dead Bunnies announced they're moving out. And the old zerging accusations started flying again.

1. 26.06 MHz: "Dear Santlerville - The Dead Bunnies have decided to go on" (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "another road trip! I'm sure the Beavers will swoop in and" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "and claim a victory the day after we leave, as usual." (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "We are leaving on the evening of the 15th and will be away" (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "for an extended period of time. However, we will return" (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "and will announce our return well in advance so that you can" (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "prepare. Until the 15th though, Santlerville is ours!" (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "are you two taking all of your characters out of Santler?" (37 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "Hope your family has a nice vacation" (37 minutes ago) ...and again. (36 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "think of all the free time you'll have for buttsekz" (36 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "I mean, running a zerg army must be time consuming!" (35 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "good thing you spend 90% of your time indoors" (35 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "How much more depressing is it for you if you actually WERE" (32 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "getting your a$$ handed to you by just 1 person instead" (32 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "of 70?" (32 minutes ago)

Therapy Radio

1. 26.70 MHz: "And now its time for therapy radio" (7 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "All we have to say is pretend these zombies are your boss" (6 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "and kill them while listening to some smooth jazz" (6 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "*smooth jazz plays for a few hours*" (6 minutes ago)

Zombies with radio: the next level of zombie spying

1. 26.70 MHz: "All zombies on this channel - Attack giddings mall." (exactly 9 hours ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "I left the back door open" (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)

Take that, Eragon!

1. 26.70 MHz: "To all who can translate it; Atra esterní ono thelduin." (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Mor’ranr lífa unin hjarta onr." (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Un du evarínya ono varda." (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "we are gonna need it." (21 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "and to all who cant translate it: READ ERAGON" (21 hours and 14 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "if you like fantasy." (21 hours and 14 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Why not read a fantasy book that's well-written" (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "and not horrendously derivative instead? See: The" (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "Lions of Al-Rassan, A Game of Thrones, etc." (20 hours and 32 minutes ago)

Let's combat the zombies with SCIENCE! ...Er, SCIENTOLOGY!

1. 26.70 MHz: "lets combat the zombies with SCIENTOLOGY guys!" (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Good idea! Then we'll have alien Xenu Tom Cruise zombies!" (7 hours and 24 minutes ago)

There's always a Dud in the group...

1. 26.80 MHz: "Hunto this is a message for you!" (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
2. 26.80 MHz: "your ass is on the crosshair! watch out!" (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
3. 26.80 MHz: "When did longbows become usable in game?" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
4. 26.80 MHz: "I'd be more impressed if these longbow hunters hunted with" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
5. 26.80 MHz: "the game's actual exotic weapons" (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
6. 26.80 MHz: "fencing foils, hockey sticks, etc." (8 hours and 27 minutes ago)
7. 26.80 MHz: "rather than justifying their actions by running around in" (8 hours and 26 minutes ago)
8. 26.80 MHz: "tights." (8 hours and 26 minutes ago)
9. 26.80 MHz: "except for that one guy who didn't understand the memo" (8 hours and 26 minutes ago)
10. 26.80 MHz: "and is longbowing in tighty whities." (8 hours and 26 minutes ago)

Humour, Creedy Style

1. 26.70 MHz: "Exactly 98 bodies outside the gatehouse. 50 Survivors in it." (6 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Well thank god it's not 98.3 bodies outside..." (18 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "I hate decimal point bodies!" (3 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Damned decimals... Their confusion will be the death of us.." (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)

To all Creedy personnel, I don't know what I'm talking about

Once again, inhabitants of Fort Creedy shows their professionalism by giving out wrong information, even concerning the rules established by Creedy Defense Force itself.

1. 26.70 MHz: "A reminder to all Creedy personell" (15 hours and 42 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "The exercise yard is a RP." (15 hours and 42 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Please refrain from killing zeds before scanning them" (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "As with all RPs, rotters there are open game." (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Attacking, but not killing them is also fine." (15 hours and 38 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Erm To ALL Creedy Personell, Any Zombies inside the Fort is" (15 hours and 22 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "To All Creedy Personell, All Zombies inside the Fort is" (15 hours and 21 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "cosidered Hostile.Revive Points are OUTSIDE.Please don't" (15 hours and 20 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "create chaos inside the Fort" (15 hours and 20 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "You fail, sir. Exercise Yard IS an rp." (14 hours and 22 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "GASP! ZOMBIES ARE PEOPLE TOO! What if you get killed?" (14 hours and 3 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "This is just funny. If you're so stupid as to not know, read" (14 hours and 3 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "about the game mechanics on the wiki!" (14 hours and 2 minutes ago)

Side Profession of Fort Creedy

Prostitution in the fortress full of MEN? Ugh, no thanks.

1. 26.70 MHz: "Visit the beautiful Fortress of Prostitution!" (8 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Home of the world famous 'box' lunch special." (7 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Come for the hookers but stay for the $1.98 buffet." (6 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "This week, featuring a 2 for 1 special on hummers." (4 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Whipped cream and whipped arse for no extra charge." (3 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Be sure to tell the doorman that Dog Deever sent me" (2 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "If the hookers are all out, feel free to use the knothole." (46 seconds ago)

Canada

1. 26.15 MHz: "if youlive in canada your cool"
2. 26.15 MHz: "If you live in Canada and can write properly, you're cool."

Correcting people's spelling, that's what Malton Conservative Party do!

1. 26.70 MHz: "For anyone in the giddings mall area.." (1 hour and 51 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Stop over cading bromley aurto repair!" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "auto***" (1 hour and 50 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "AlcatrazX6RZ, it is an official policy of..." (32 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "...Malton Conservative Party to..." (32 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "...correct people's in-game spelling..." (31 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "...Let me therefore salute you for actually correcting the.." (31 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "...spelling of a radio broadcast! Respect to you, sir." (31 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "ti odetsn tteram woh oyu lspel htgnis! People get the point." (30 minutes ago)

Two weeks later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Morrish is cleared but we have multiple injuries." (20 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "It's called wounded,. Injured is when u fall out a tree." (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)

Not sure if that was the work of the party or not. Looks like people don't care about it either.

1. 26.70 MHz: "Many injured in SW cornr/a few in NE. Moorish & Byrne ruined" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "SE could use a good # of FAKs, too." (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)

There Will Be Blood

1. 26.70 MHz: "In blood we trust!" (13 hours and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "In blood we trust - Halleluja!" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Blessed are the souls of the dead" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "For we will drink them tomorrow" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Breaker of sorrows and bread" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "red is the water we borrow" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Hail, hail, lifeless and pale" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Hey, ho, undead and male" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "Father, oh father" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Come fill up my grail!" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "In blood we trust!" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago) ...and again.
12. 26.70 MHz: "In blood we trust - Halleluja!" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Blessed are the hearts of the sad" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "The sin of the Christian believer" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "Soon we return from the dead" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "To still our blood craving fever" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Hail, hail, lifeless and pale" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Hey, ho, undead and male" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "In blood we trust!" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago) ...and again.
20. 26.70 MHz: "In blood we trust - Halleluja!" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "Oh - In blood, in blood we trust" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago) ...and again.

This may be a waste of AP...

Of course, it is!

1. 26.70 MHz: "Battlestation bitches! The zeds are a comin'!!!" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "NW needs barricade help!" (14 hours and 33 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "This may be a waste of AP, but eh... who cares?" (14 hours and 19 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Never!!!!! O_o" (14 hours and 9 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "We shall fight them on the streets!" (14 hours and 3 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "We shall fight them in the malls and buildings!" (14 hours and 3 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "We shall fight them with the last of our ammo and our axes!" (14 hours and 2 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "We shall never yield to the zed horde without a fight!" (14 hours and 2 minutes ago)

And now they blame Kevan

Pitneybank was safe, and Fort Creedy was operational. Still, constant zombie attack, changing of frequency, and over barricading the gatehouse made those people very upset. Who was to blame? Kevan, of course.

1. 26.70 MHz: "for all you people out there keep the damn transmitors on" (12 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "26.70 thank you very much" (12 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Anyone else notice the zombies seem to be getting stronger?" (11 hours and 29 minutes ago)

A few hours later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Who the hell keeps destroying the gatehouse transmitter?" (46 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "f....u....c....k who ever keeq" (40 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "stop changing the transmitter frequency people" (40 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "26.70 FTW. And it only takes one idiot to overcade a fort." (38 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "It's damn anonymous. Crowbars don't help much. Damn Kevan!" (37 minutes ago)

Leave Them to The Malton Zookeepers

1. 26.70 MHz: "I wonder if any of the zoo animals have turned into Zombies?" (18 hours and 44 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "A zombie snake would be combine two of the worst things ever" (18 hours and 44 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Not even talk about a zombie penguin" (17 hours and 49 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "What about a zombie snake on a plane?" (17 hours and 43 minutes ago)

Misspelling and Embarrassment

1. 26.70 MHz: "For King Leondisu and his brave 300! TO VICTORY!" (18 hours and 32 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "That's LEONIDAS, you idiot." (13 hours and 28 minutes ago)

Looter Envy?

1. 26.61 MHz: " Whoever looted all the shotguns"
2. 26.61 MHz: "Meet me in the mall basement parking"
3. 26.61 MHz: "You bring the shotguns, I'll bring my hard liqueur"
4. 26.61 MHz: "And my fireaxe..to free your legs"
5. 26.61 MHz: "My rusty knife..to liberate other appendages"
6. 26.61 MHz: "My golf club..for whats left of them"
7. 26.61 MHz: "My zombie head-humper..to blow your mind"
8. 26.61 MHz: "My flare gun and gas can..for cooking"
9. 26.61 MHz: "My flak jacket..to keep you alive throughout"
10. 26.61 MHz: "Seriously..lets talk business"

And a complete coincidence that I found hilarious:

Magnolia White installed a glass globe in the building.

28.01 MHz: "i art gaseous"

Give Peace A Chance!

After rampaging through Santlerville for a while, the Dead Bunnies finally offered a cease-fire to the Dribbling Beavers, with somewhat ...strange... terms.

1. 26.06 MHz: "Beavers refuse peace process!" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "http://tinyurl.com/lydlz7 Observe!" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)

The next day...

1. 26.06 MHz: "I'm sorry but those terms are just ridiculous, Bunnes" (20 hours and 14 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "*Bunnies" (20 hours and 14 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "A virgin *every* full moon?" (20 hours and 14 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Do you know how hard it is to find a virgin in Malton?" (20 hours and 14 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "I mean everyone thought they were going to die" (20 hours and 13 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Please reread treaty. We are very flexible on all points exc" (18 hours and 37 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "ept #3. We will not cease until ms. griffin grows eyebrows" (18 hours and 37 minutes ago)

(nb: The Beavers have since deleted the cease-fire terms from their page. Thankfully they are preserved for all to enjoy here!)

Indian Invasion: Pitneybank

1. 26.70 MHz: "[email removed] [name removed] - king of india" (14 hours and 49 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "MAY YOU BE BLESSED WITH THE WISDOM OF [name removed]" (11 hours and 1 minute ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "[email removed]" (exactly 11 hours ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "HE IS THE GREAT COUNILLOR TO ALL THE WORLD LEADERS" (exactly 11 hours ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "JAI HIND" (exactly 11 hours ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "HE IS THE FUTURE FOR YOU AND ME." (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "SO PLEASE TO STOP WITH YOUR NASTY 4-LETTER WORDINGS" (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "[email removed]" (10 hours and 59 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "THE LIGHT AND THE SOLUTION" (10 hours and 58 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "NO ONE CAN STOP THE TRUTH - [name removed]" (9 hours and 41 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "[email removed]" (9 hours and 41 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "JAI HIND!!!! THE ULTIMATE TRUTH." (9 hours and 40 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "GLORY TO [name removed] & [name removed]" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "THE GENIUS BROTHERS FROM INDIA WHO CAN SPEAKETH FLUENT" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "JAPANESE!!!" (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "JAI HIND!!!" (6 hours and 51 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "[site removed]" (6 hours and 50 minutes ago)

Note: the removed link was the supposed Indian spammer's ...interesting... business profile. He is also interested in tea ceremonies!

Two weeks later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "hello hello? how to use this radio function?" (10 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "I am [name removed] and I am angry to find libelous" (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "comments about me on these broadcasts according to the" (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Internet googles." (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "I warn you that I am a very powerful and connected man of" (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "great importance." (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Remember to do the needful!!!" (10 hours and 13 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Words cannot to convey how grievously we take this offense" (9 hours and 42 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "to my esteemed reputation." (9 hours and 42 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Hello hello? What is this ridiculousness? I do not understan" (6 hours and 55 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "I am [name removed] and some malicious persons are" (6 hours and 55 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "still intent on impunging my most revered reputations!" (6 hours and 54 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Cease and to desist immediately and TO DO THE NEEDFUL!!!!" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "SHUT UP YOU STUPID PAKI !!!!!!!!" (6 hours and 36 minutes ago)

Zombie Michael Jackson Live From Farmer NT: Thriller!

1. 26.70 MHz: "This is Farmer NT, we`re on the air now, over." (8 hours and 43 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "It's close to midnite and something evils lurkin in the dark" (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "under the moonlite u see a sight that almos stops your heart" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "You try to scream but teror takes the sound b4 you make it" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "u start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Your're PARALYZED!!" (7 hours and 35 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!" (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike" (7 hours and 33 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "You know it's thriller, thriller night" (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "You're fighting for ur life inside a killer thriller tonight" (7 hours and 32 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "You hear the door slam & realize theres nowhere left to run" (7 hours and 30 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun" (7 hours and 29 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "You close ur eyes & hope that this is jus imagination, girl!" (7 hours and 28 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind" (7 hours and 27 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "You're out of time 'Cause this is thriller, thriller nigh" (7 hours and 26 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "There aint no second chance against the thing with forty eye" (7 hours and 25 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Thriller, thriller night!!!" (7 hours and 24 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Nite creatures calling the dead start to walk" (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time" (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "You're the slowest copypaster ever" (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "Hahaha" (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "They're open wide...This is the end of your life!!!" (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "There out to get you theres demons closin in on every side" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)

Indian Invasion: Part II

1. 26.01 MHz: "YOU CAN ALWAYS TRUST A HIGH-CASTE INDIAN!" (exactly 9 hours ago)
2. 26.01 MHz: "[email removed]" (exactly 9 hours ago)
3. 26.01 MHz: "I HAVE A MISTRESS WHICH INDICATES I AM RICH AND POWERFUL!" (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.01 MHz: "SO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY" (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
5. 26.01 MHz: "TRUST ME" (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
6. 26.01 MHz: "I DO" (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
7. 26.01 MHz: "JAI HIND!!" (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
8. 26.01 MHz: "I AM THANKFUL I WAS NOT BORN A ..." *static* "...TY LOW CASTE DALIT" (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
9. 26.01 MHz: "OF COURSE, I WAS BORN TO TEACH MOST OF YOU. IT IS MY DESTINY" (8 hours and 51 minutes ago)

Way to crash the party in advance

1. 26.70 MHz: "requesting the status of Ft. Creedy ASAP. Also I must say" (32 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Happy Birthday to Urban Dead, and a Happy Birthday" (32 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "for tomorrow to the United States of America" (31 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "..." *static* "... the USA. What they don't steal, they blow up." (22 minutes ago)

Fiah Ze Cannons!

1. 26.70 MHz: "OUWIEJE HEY" (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Ouwieje tuup" (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "blöde wienerschnitzel dat je bent" (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Hans, we should break down that ship if we want to hide" (12 hours and 20 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "They are coming for us Hans, load ze cannons" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "FIAH EVERYZING" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "FIAH THE MAIN CANNONS! NOW HANS!" (12 hours and 19 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "FIAH ZE CANNONS HANS NUR!!!" (12 hours and 18 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "DIE INFADELS!!!! HANS, KOMM BALD WIEDER!" (12 hours and 18 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Now where did they go Hans? You sink we defeat zhem?" (12 hours and 17 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "Full speed ahead Mr. Worf. Prepare to go to warp speed" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "YES, ze ship is sinking alreaty" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "hey, whats this, a hole in our ship" (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Captain to the bridge, we have Klingons targeting us." (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "Load the phasers und prepare to fire ze missles" (12 hours and 15 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "FIAH" (12 hours and 10 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (10 hours and 46 minutes ago)

Border has broken! Let's escape Malton! Wait...

1. 26.70 MHz: "BORDER HAS BROKKEN !!" (16 hours and 35 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "REPEAT THE BORDER IS BROKEN !!" (16 hours and 34 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "EVERYONE NEAR THE BORDER WILL BE SHOT..." (16 hours and 34 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "BY MILLITARY !! UNTILL IS REBUILDED !!" (16 hours and 34 minutes ago)

With tactician like this...

...no wonder why Fort Creedy fell. Then again, since when Rambo is known for his tactical prowess?

The scary thing is, if this broadcaster's claim is true, then in a legion somewhere, a soldier is playing web game(s), possibly during working time. And his only grasp of tactics is "shoot anything that moves."

1. 26.70 MHz: "We'll rendezvous at 2300 and shoot everything in the cemetry" (6 hours and 41 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "I'm a Legionnaire in R/L so I'm pretty much Rambo..." (6 hours and 40 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "When it comes to UD tactics." (6 hours and 39 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Cementery is Revive Point, you idiot." (6 hours and 3 minutes ago)

This listener decided to break his "observation only" rule and replied in a snarky fashion, pinning those points above.

1. You broadcast "Okay, Mr. Unknown Legionnaire, your statements were wrong on" on 26.70 MHz.
2. You broadcast "many levels. Since when is Rambo known as a tactical genius?" on 26.70 MHz.
3. You broadcast "His only problem solving method is shooting anything that" on 26.70 MHz.
4. You broadcast "moves, which you seem to agree with. It's scary to think you" on 26.70 MHz.
5. You broadcast "are a real soldier. By the way, are you playing this game on" on 26.70 MHz.
6. You broadcast "your legion's internet while you're on duty?" on 26.70 MHz.

(Yes, it was written on the top of the page not to add our own broadcasts, but who else was going to do it?)

And the next day, there was a reply. Not sure it was from the first broadcaster, though. It was almost too stereotypically stupid to be true.

1. 26.70 MHz: "This is Unknown Legionnaire reporting...*static*..." (32 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "I'm in North Africa, I was able to hack into Djourbouti-net" (28 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Bear with me as mine Englische ist nein so bueno...*static*." (27 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Anyone, last night's attack went well..." (27 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Between the five of us we were able to Headshot at least..." (26 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "A dozen of those cemetary bastards. Good work team!" (26 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Okay so Rambo was a meathead...*static*..." (24 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "And Djibouti isn't exactly in North Africa...*static*..." (23 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "And my English is apparently so-so..." (23 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "This will save the Unknown Grammar-Nazi Detective a few AP." (22 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "All that talking and we got broke-in on..." (20 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "Well I have to go there gents..." (20 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Got some Skinnies to zap with my FAMAS and fancy hat..." (19 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Not to mention the french whores that await back home..." (19 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "Rendezvous at 2300 and we'll cade everything from VSB to EHB" (18 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "Unknown Legionnaire (Really a warrior in real life, w/epics)" (17 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Out...*static*..*foreign garble and gunfire in the distance*" (16 minutes ago)

Confessions of a Shopaholic

1. 26.06 MHz: "Hall NT requires minor reinforcements." (21 hours and 8 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Hall is fine people, They're trying to take the mall." (20 hours and 18 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Aaah, let 'em have the damn mall." (19 hours and 57 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "I didn't like this summer's clothing line anyway." (19 hours and 57 minutes ago)

There are no joke questions, only joke answers

1. 26.70 MHz: "How many flare guns does it take to take down an army?" (9 hours and 1 minute ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "1, 'cause that's all it takes to attract the zeds & PK'ers." (8 hours and 16 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Wait a second..." (8 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "I think I just answered a joke question seriously." (8 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Pitneybank Loves (Mocking) Michael Jackson

1. 26.70 MHz: "Micheal Jackson is dead" (15 hours and 39 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "RIP Michael Jackson" (13 hours and 33 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "RIP Michael. Man, who would have thought little boys had" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "so much cholesterol" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago) ...and again. (13 hours and 7 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "I loved his song Thriller! RIP" (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Im just glad MJ wont be molesting my future children" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Ok th guy who said that ..." *static* "... about MJ, go to hell" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "thts just wrong, besides who would want your retard children" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "well at least the thriller video will be more accurate?" (2 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "has anyone got a syringe for jacko?" (2 minutes ago)

Death- regret and relief

1. 27.55 MHz: "MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!" (12 hours and 45 minutes ago)
2. 27.55 MHz: "REPEAT , MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!" (12 hours and 45 minutes ago)
3. 27.55 MHz: "Oh shi*STATIC* he really is dead." (12 hours and 16 minutes ago)
4. 27.55 MHz: "Maybe..." (12 hours and 14 minutes ago)
5. 27.55 MHz: "Nope, He's really gone. Farewell to the King of Pop . . ." (11 hours and 24 minutes ago)
6. 27.55 MHz: "Let's hope the bastard doesn't rise again!" (11 hours and 14 minutes ago)

Nonsensical question deserves nonsensical answer

1. 26.06 MHz: "What makes the Hottentot so hot?What puts the ape in apricot" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Genetic Expirments put those there..." (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)

Oh, stop talking already!

Accusations and insults were being hurled over Santlerville between the Dribbling Beavers and the Dead Bunnies. Reports of Fort Creedy falling was also heard all over. Then someone decided he had enough.

1. 26.06 MHz: "This is Dickie knee at Fort Creedy, help needed here soon," (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Lots of Zeds about, if your in the area and feel like taking" (1 hour and 6 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "a dead scalp or two, drop on by!" (1 hour and 5 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "dON'T LEAVE THE FORT, WE CAN SURVIVE" (59 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "the magical circle jerk zerg crew!" (2 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "http://i40.tinypic.com/2cg1rlz.jpg" (46 seconds ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "http://i41.tinypic.com/2zolldv.jpg" (38 seconds ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "http://i42.tinypic.com/1568obt.jpg" (31 seconds ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "BEAVERS ZERG! http://i40.tinypic.com/2cg1rlz.jpg" (20 seconds ago) ...and again. (4 seconds ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "the magical circle jerk zerg crew!" (4 minutes ago) ...and again.
11. 26.06 MHz: "http://i42.tinypic.com/1568obt.jpg" (3 minutes ago) ...and again.
12. 26.06 MHz: "http://i40.tinypic.com/2cg1rlz.jpg" (3 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "the magical circle jerk zerg crew!" (2 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago) ...and again. (1 minute ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "http://i41.tinypic.com/2zolldv.jpg" (1 minute ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "BEAVERS ZERG! http://i40.tinypic.com/2cg1rlz.jpg" (1 minute ago)

The next day...

1. 26.06 MHz: "Oh shut up you zerging Bunny." (18 hours and 34 minutes ago) ...and again. (18 hours and 33 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Oh shut up you zerging Bunny.Oh shut up you zerging Bunny" (18 hours and 32 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Must be dumb you go save creedy its gone heh" (15 hours and 33 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Crap the fort is gone, better take up refuge somewhere" (15 hours and 8 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "If I hear one more thing about the fort, zergs, or circle" (14 hours and 59 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "jerks I'm gona go spe..." *static* "... on your asses!" (14 hours and 59 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "ZERG CIRCLE JERK IN THE FORT - GO!!!!!" (14 hours and 57 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "NOW WHAT BIATCHES?" (14 hours and 56 minutes ago)

Indians in Japan want to do business in Malton

1. 26.06 MHz: "hello hello ?" (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "i am [name removed] - talented indian IT genius l" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "please to contact me at my office in japan" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "google to [search word removed] thank you" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "my elder brother is famous [name removed]" (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)

Some hours later...

1. 26.06 MHz: "hello hello? I am [name removed] - an upper caste" (48 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Indian living in Japan. I am CEO of [company removed]" (47 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "And, my dear brother [name removed] is Chairman of the [company removed]" (47 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "We are the most superior Indians in the world" (47 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Jai Hind" (46 minutes ago)

Apparently, killing is not an enough reward in itself

1. 26.70 MHz: "This deadwall..look" (16 hours and 32 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "I havent been getting enough credit" (16 hours and 32 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Soo you please take a bit of notice" (16 hours and 30 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Ive been weeding out scum for ages" (16 hours and 30 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "well the last one was for fun" (16 hours and 30 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "So could i get a medal please" (16 hours and 29 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "A shiny one" (16 hours and 29 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "come on..." (16 hours and 29 minutes ago)

Umm... Which movie are we in again?

1. 26.06 MHz: "YOU FAILED MY FOR THE LAST TIME STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!" (9 hours and 4 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "I AM YOUR FATHER!" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEWHORE" (9 hours and 3 minutes ago)

Insult radio spamming in Gibsonton

The Imperium claims to be the protector of Gibsonton, declaring the suburb their territory. Not every local survivor agrees, though. And the accusation is, like the previous one, just plain ludicrous.

1. 26.06 MHz: "Death to the false Emperor! Fight back against the Imperium" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "for the Chaos! Blood for the Blood Gods!" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Zombies are Imperium creation!" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "From now on the Imperium will have to face the Insurrection!" (13 hours and 20 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avRuZ4QLWek" (13 hours and 20 minutes ago)
6. Lemonx broadcast "Don't say that around any Space Marines..." from here, on 26.06 MHz. (12 hours and 43 minutes ago)

PKer Pondering Philosophical Puzzle

1. 26.70 MHz: "i just killed two newbies, whatever will become of my soul?!" (19 hours and 31 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Nothing will happen to your soul...." (17 hours and 42 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "...you're already in Dante's Inferno with the rest of us." (17 hours and 42 minutes ago)

Those guys are really EVIL!

As if PKing is not a bad enough crime, someone has to convince that they deserve to be killed.

1. 26.06 MHz: "In Dewes RockyRoad, Trent Parltry and Scoth, PKers GKers KOS" (6 hours and 3 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Those 3 ones even eat babies for breakfast! Specially fluffy" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "pink rabbit babies. Better blow your head off than meeting" (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "their eyes." (1 hour and 56 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "I am glad i am NOT at dewes" (1 minute ago)

Umm... Are you sure this is a good idea?

1. 26.06 MHz: "53 zombies outside the Dewes Building." (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)

Two hours later...

1. 26.06 MHz: "Looking for loyal, fun-loving, zombie slaying, group?" (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Then join Dr. Steel's Toy Soldiers and create a Utopian" (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Playland today....starting right outside of the Dewes NT" (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "building! www.doctorsteel.com www.toysoldiersunite.com" (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)

Beware of your local newb molester

1. 26.70 MHz: "Get cover in Pineybanks Boxall Road Fire Station. Its safe.." (4 hours and 43 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Spartan Xole has been terminated. He was trying to lure" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "newbs to Boxall Rd to be PK'd - Spamchunk" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "I think I'll give myself a cookie for that :)" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago)

The Jihad Continues...

After his last crusade jihad, binlaggin jr disappeared for a full month. Now he returns to finish the job because the job can never be finished.

1. 26.70 MHz: "there will be no mercy for the infidels" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "the jihad is a endless struggle...long live redrum" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "goodbye dorka... Allahahahahalalalala" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "If the jihad is a endless struggle, why bother?" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Wouldn't it be simpler just to give up and go home?" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Because it's all about the 72 virgins...DUH.!" (4 hours and 48 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Shoot, if I believed that crap, I would jihad my ASS off." (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)

Two weeks later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "this is the son of the great prophet and holy martyr of" (15 hours and 37 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Monroeville...Allah has instructed me to issue the following" (15 hours and 36 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "I call on my redrum brothers and all loyal jihadists to" (15 hours and 36 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "to eliminate hmelly eggs/shakaka/charlie mcflame and the" (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "King of the infidels dirk dirka" (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "they must be removed from pitneybank god willing" (15 hours and 34 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "i have called for reinforcements from Allahs chosen to" (15 hours and 34 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "assist as well....Allahahahalalalalala" (15 hours and 33 minutes ago)

Three days later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "dirk dirka after eliminating mcflame you have shown proper" (18 hours and 39 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "respect to Allah by staying out of creedy for now you shall" (18 hours and 38 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "live for the time being after this tribute" (18 hours and 38 minutes ago)

The next day...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Please report all sightings of binlaggin jr. and..." (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "other redrum members on this frequency, or to Fort Creedy." (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Fort Creedy members instructed to kill RedRum PKers on site." (19 hours and 32 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "this is binglaggin jr i am currently in the armory" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "allahahahalalalala" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "goodbye dorka you were warned" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)

Three weeks passed, binlaggin jr returned with more threat, and a little bit out of character.

Binlaggin said:

edited thank you but this was not me i can not take credit for those words --Binlaggin 19:30, 29 July 2009 (BST)

So obviously someone was imitating the jihadist, that explained the out of character bit. The only question remained is, why?

1. 26.70 MHz: "allah akbar!" (17 hours and 40 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "death to the infidells" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAH! ALLAH! THE BOMB WILL DETONATE" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "MASS DESTRUCTION WILL HAPPEN" (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (static)" (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "On a lighter note may I say emo's are gay. and JAAAAAMMMMESS" (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)

Another deadly outbreak for Malton

As if the zombie virus and swine flu aren't bad enough...

1. 26.06 MHz: "Iam broadcasting live from the Rawkins Row police station" (8 hours and 40 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "There is an out brake of epic proportions" (8 hours and 39 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "And no not of zombies but, of AIDS!!!" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "All the homo erotic activates that happen here" (8 hours and 37 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "it is spreading fast! Pashentons number one AIDS club..." (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Attention people of Pashenton, the Grim Reapers have herpes." (7 hours and 31 minutes ago)

The Epic of Beowulf 3

1. 26.70 MHz: "WENT he forth to find at fall of night that haughty house," (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "and heed wherever the Ring-Danes, outrevelled, to rest had" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "gone. Found within it the atheling band asleep after feastin" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "and fearless of sorrow, of human hardship. Unhallowed wight," (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "grim and greedy, he grasped betimes, wrathful, reckless," (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "from resting-places, thirty of the thanes, and thence he" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "rushed fain of his fell spoil, faring homeward, laden with" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "slaughter, his lair to seek. Then at the dawning, as day was" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "breaking, the might of Grendel to men was known; then after" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "wassail was wail uplifted, loud moan in the morn. The mighty" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "chief, atheling excellent, unblithe sat, labored in woe for" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "the loss of his thanes, when once had been traced the trail" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "of the fiend, spirit accurst: too cruel that sorrow, too" (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "cruel that sorrow, too long, too loathsome. Not late the" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "respite; with night returning, anew began ruthless murder;" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "he recked no whit, firm in his guilt, of the feud and crime." (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "They were easy to find who elsewhere sought in room remote" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "their rest at night, bed in the bowers, when that bale was" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "shown, was seen in sooth, with surest token, ---- the" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "hall-thane’s hate. Such held themselves far and fast who t" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "fiend outran! Thus ruled unrighteous and raged his fill one" (13 hours and 13 minutes ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "against all; until empty stood that lordly building, and" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "long it bode so. Twelve years’ tide the trouble he bore," (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: "sovran of Scyldings, sorrows in plenty, boundless cares." (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: "There came unhidden tidings true to the tribes of men," (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: "in sorrowful songs, how ceaselessly Grendel harassed" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: "Hrothgar, what hate he bore him, what murder and massacre," (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: "many a year, feud unfading, — refused consent to deal with" (13 hours and 12 minutes ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: "any of Daneland’s earls, make pact of peace, or compound f" (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: "gold: still less did the wise men ween to get great fee for" (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: "the feud from his fiendish hands. But the evil one ambushed" (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: "old and young death-shadow dark, and dogged them still, lure" (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
33. 26.70 MHz: "or lurked in the livelong night of misty moorlands: men may" (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
34. 26.70 MHz: "say not where the haunts of these Hell-Runes" (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
35. 26.70 MHz: "be. Such heaping of horrors the hater of men, lonely roamer," (13 hours and 11 minutes ago)
36. 26.70 MHz: "wrought unceasing, harassings heavy. O’er Heorot he lorded" (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
37. 26.70 MHz: "gold-bright hall, in gloomy nights; and ne’er could the" (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
38. 26.70 MHz: "prince approach his throne, — ’twas judgment of God, —" (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
39. 26.70 MHz: "— or have joy in his hall. Sore was the sorrow to Scylding" (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
40. 26.70 MHz: "-friend, heart-rending misery. Many nobles sat assembled," (13 hours and 10 minutes ago)
41. 26.70 MHz: "and searched out counsel how it were best for bold-hearted" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
42. 26.70 MHz: "men against harassing terror to try their hand. Whiles they" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
43. 26.70 MHz: "vowed in their heathen fanes altar-offerings, asked with" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
44. 26.70 MHz: "words that the slayer-of-souls would succor give them for" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
45. 26.70 MHz: "the pain of their people. Their practice this, their heathen" (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
46. 26.70 MHz: "hope; ’twas Hell they thought of in mood of their mind." (13 hours and 9 minutes ago)
47. 26.70 MHz: "Almighty they knew not, Doomsman of Deeds and dreadful Lord," (13 hours and 8 minutes ago)
48. 26.70 MHz: "nor Heaven’s-Helmet heeded they ever, Wielder-of-Wonder." (13 hours and 8 minutes ago)
49. 26.70 MHz: "Woe for that man who in harm and hatred hales his soul to" (13 hours and 8 minutes ago)
50. 26.70 MHz: "to fiery embraces; — nor favor nor change awaits he ever." (13 hours and 8 minutes ago)

Broadcast paused, due to broadcaster's APs running out.

1. 26.70 MHz: "nor favor nor change awaits he ever. But well for him that" (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "after death-day may draw to his Lord." (11 hours and 53 minutes ago)

Reports of zombie invasion are greatly exaggerated

1. 26.70 MHz: "Hello there, children! This is 3 Dog, Awoooo!" (15 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "We been hearin' of some sort of zombie invasion!" (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Thankfully, the locals have said it's a lie, and just riots." (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "That was 3 Dog, Awooooo! :P" (15 hours and 35 minutes ago)

Remember the D-Day

Broadcast heard on June 6, 2009, the 65th year anniversary of the D-Day Invasion of Normandy.

1. 26.70 MHz: "Sixty-five years ago today, the men of Canada, Britain," (15 hours and 55 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "America, and the free French, Polish, et al landed on the" (15 hours and 55 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "beaches of France. Take a moment to remember." (15 hours and 55 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "PKers: Try not to kill anyone in uniform for a while, please" (15 hours and 55 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Ell-tee, signing off. Hoorah, Big Red One." (15 hours and 54 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Remember the Airborne, The Armored, The Navy, the Infantry." (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "The air forces. The footsloggers." (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Operation overlord." (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)

Pitneybank Radio Madness 2: Creedy VS. Giddings

Now they're quarreling over who own their local frequency, the 26.70 MHz. The frequency itself is listed to be used by both Fort Creedy and Giddings Mall.

Ironically, it is also claimed that "These stations broadcast helpful survivor information and building statuses" while the majority of broadcasts are lies, insults, and rants.

1. 26.70 MHz: "Human forces in Creedy need assistance!" (10 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "They are pinned down in pretty much every building." (10 hours and 36 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Survivors in Creedy outnumbered. Exact zed pop unknown" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Armoury only building still ruined" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Morrish requires replacement genny." (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Sorry Creedy, but nobody cares. Die quietly, give us peace." (3 hours and 18 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "If you don't care about Creedy, then get off" (3 hours and 9 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "the Creedy radio frequency" (3 hours and 9 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "this is the giddings mall radio freq so get off ours." (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "we have more people here so its OURS ," (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "Giddings and Creedy are 3AP away from eachother..." (59 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "Can't we all just get along?" (59 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "This is not 3, but 7 AP :P" (26 minutes ago)

You're requesting WHAT?

1. StalePrinceOfBelair broadcast "10 6 9er, 10 6 9er, we got whores on the scene" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
2. StalePrinceOfBelair broadcast "Requesting /b/lackup, over" from here, on 26.06 MHz. (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)

The Epic of Beowulf 2 AKA I Have Nothing Better To Do

This has a potential to be a long running series...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Now Beowulf bode in the burg of the Scyldings," (17 hours and 39 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "leader beloved, and long he ruled in fame with all folk," (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "since his father had gone away from the world," (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "till awoke an heir, haughty Healfdene, who held through life" (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "sage and sturdy, the Scyldings glad." (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Then, one after one, there woke to him, to the chieftain of" (17 hours and 38 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "of clansmen, children four: Heorogar, then Hrothgar," (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "then Halga brave; and I heard that —— was ——’s que" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "the Heathoscylfing’s helpmate dear. To Hrothgar was given" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "such glory of war, such honor of combat, that all his kin" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "obeyed him gladly till great grew his band of youthful" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "comrades. It came in his mind to bid his henchmen a hall" (17 hours and 37 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "uprear, ia master mead-house, mightier far than ever was" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "seen by the sons of earth, and within it, then, to old and" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "young he would all allot that the Lord had sent him, save" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "only the land and the lives of his men. Wide, I heard, was" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "the work commanded, for many a tribe this mid-earth round," (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "to fashion the folkstead. It fell, as he ordered, in rapid" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "achievement that ready it stood there, of halls the noblest:" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "Heorot he named it whose message had might in many a land." (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "Not reckless of promise, the rings he dealt, treasure at" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "at banquet: there towered the hall, high, gabled wide, the" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "hot surge waiting of furious flame. Nor far was that day" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: "when father and son-in-law stood in feud for warfare and" (17 hours and 34 minutes ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: "hatred that woke again. With envy and anger an evil spirit" (17 hours and 34 minutes ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: "endured the dole in his dark abode, that he heard each day" (17 hours and 34 minutes ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: "the din of revel high in the hall: there harps rang out," (17 hours and 34 minutes ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: "clear song of the singer. He sang who knew tales of the" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: "early time of man, how the Almighty made the earth, fairest" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: "fields enfolded by water, set, triumphant, sun and moon for" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: "a light to lighten the land-dwellers, and braided bright the" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: "breast of earth with limbs and leaves, made life for all of" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
33. 26.70 MHz: "mortal beings that breathe and move. So lived the clansmen" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
34. 26.70 MHz: "in cheer and revel a winsome life, till one began to fashion" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
35. 26.70 MHz: "evils, that field of hell. Grendel this monster grim was" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
36. 26.70 MHz: "called, march-riever mighty, in moorland living, in fen" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
37. 26.70 MHz: "and fastness; fief of the giants the hapless wight a while" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
38. 26.70 MHz: "had kept since the Creator his exile doomed. On kin of Cain" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
39. 26.70 MHz: "was the killing avenged by sovran God for slaughtered Abel." (17 hours and 31 minutes ago)
40. 26.70 MHz: "Ill fared his feud, and far was he driven, for the slaught" (17 hours and 31 minutes ago)
41. 26.70 MHz: "er’s sake, from sight of men. Of Cain awoke all that woful" (17 hours and 31 minutes ago)
42. 26.70 MHz: "breed, Etins 9 and elves and evil-spirits, as well as the" (17 hours and 31 minutes ago)
43. 26.70 MHz: "giants that warred with God weary while: but their wage was" (17 hours and 31 minutes ago)
44. 26.70 MHz: "paid them! The Epic of Beowulf, Chapter 1 was just broadcast" (17 hours and 30 minutes ago)
45. 26.70 MHz: "I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Now, for some news." (17 hours and 30 minutes ago)
46. 26.70 MHz: "The Cryer of Giddings was killed yesterday" (17 hours and 30 minutes ago)
47. 26.70 MHz: "(The man who kept reporting Giddings was constantly down)" (17 hours and 30 minutes ago)
48. 26.70 MHz: "Fort Creedy is seeming to make a come back! Now for weather." (17 hours and 29 minutes ago)
49. 26.70 MHz: "Slightly cloudly, with a chance of (un)death!" (17 hours and 28 minutes ago)
50. 26.70 MHz: "And now I leave you; Much love - Pyrocutter" (17 hours and 28 minutes ago)

Election Fever

Since Malton is likely to be in England, people were naturally excited about the upcoming EU election.

1. 26.70 MHz: "DONT FORGET TO VOTE IN THE ELECTIONS - LOCAL AND EUROPEAN" (20 hours and 46 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Vote Conservative!" (19 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "..." *static* "... CONSERVATIVE! VOTE PIRATE! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" (18 hours and 45 minutes ago)

Some other Englishes were voicing their opinions on Britain's own fascist party.

1. 26.70 MHz: "STOP THE BNP - VOTE IN THE ELECTIONS" (16 hours and 42 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "hopenothate.co.uk" (16 hours and 42 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "If i find anyone voted bnp i'm gonna cut their ..." *static* "... off" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)

The Epic of Beowulf AKA How To Lose A Day's Worth of APs

1. 26.70 MHz: "LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings." (20 hours and 59 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped, we have heard," (20 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "and what honor the athelings won!" (20 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Oft Scyld the Scefing from squadroned foes from many a tribe" (20 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "he mead-bench tore, awing the earls." (20 hours and 58 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Since erst he lay friendless, a foundling, fate repaid him:" (20 hours and 58 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "for he waxed under welkin, in wealth he throve" (20 hours and 58 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "till before him the folk, both far and near," (20 hours and 57 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "who house by the whale-path, heard his mandate," (20 hours and 57 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "gave him gifts: a good king he!" (20 hours and 57 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "To him an heir was afterward born, a son in his halls," (20 hours and 57 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "whom heaven sent to favor the folk," (20 hours and 57 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "feeling their woe that erst they had lacked an earl" (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "for leader so long a while; the Lord endowed him," (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "the Wielder of Wonder, with world’s renown." (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "Famed was this Beowulf: 1 far flew the boast of him," (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "son of Scyld, in the Scandian lands." (20 hours and 56 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "So becomes it a youth to quit him well with" (20 hours and 55 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "his father’s friends, by fee and gift, that to aid him" (20 hours and 55 minutes ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: ", aged, in after days, come warriors willing," (20 hours and 55 minutes ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "should war draw nigh, liegemen loyal:" (20 hours and 54 minutes ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "by lauded deeds shall an earl have honor in every clan." (20 hours and 54 minutes ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "Forth he fared at the fated moment, sturdy Scyld" (20 hours and 54 minutes ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: "to the shelter of God. Then they bore him over to ocean’s" (20 hours and 53 minutes ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: "billow, loving clansmen, as late he charged them," (20 hours and 53 minutes ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: "while wielded words the winsome Scyld, the leader beloved" (20 hours and 53 minutes ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: "who long had ruled....In the roadstead rocked a ring-dight" (20 hours and 53 minutes ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: "essel, ice-flecked, outbound, atheling’s barge:" (20 hours and 53 minutes ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: "there laid they down their darling lord on the breast" (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: "of the boat, the breaker-of-rings, by the mast of the mighty" (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: "one. Many a treasure fetched from far was freighted with him" (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: "No ship have I known so nobly dight, with weapons of war" (20 hours and 52 minutes ago)
33. 26.70 MHz: "and weeds of battle, with breastplate and blade:" (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
34. 26.70 MHz: "on his bosom lay a heaped hoard that hence should go far o�" (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
35. 26.70 MHz: "the flood with him floating away." (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
36. 26.70 MHz: "No less these loaded the lordly gifts, thanes’ huge treasu" (20 hours and 51 minutes ago)
37. 26.70 MHz: "re, than those had done who in former time forth had sent" (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
38. 26.70 MHz: "him sole on the seas, a suckling child." (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
39. 26.70 MHz: "High o’er his head they hoist the standard, a gold-wove" (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
40. 26.70 MHz: "banner; let billows take him, gave him to ocean." (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
41. 26.70 MHz: "Grave were their spirits, mournful their mood." (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
42. 26.70 MHz: "No man is able to say in sooth, no son of the halls," (20 hours and 50 minutes ago)
43. 26.70 MHz: "no hero ’neath heaven, — who harbored that freight!!!" (20 hours and 49 minutes ago)
44. 26.70 MHz: "Prelude of the Founder of the Danish House -" (20 hours and 49 minutes ago)
45. 26.70 MHz: "The Epic of Beowulf" (20 hours and 49 minutes ago)
46. 26.70 MHz: "Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did - Pyrocutter" (20 hours and 49 minutes ago)
47. 26.70 MHz: "Also giddings isn't under attack at all - Pyrocutter" (20 hours and 48 minutes ago)

Pitneybank Radio Madness

Pitneybank is full of zombies, PKers, and egotistic survivors. While this makes it an unpleasant suburb to live in, it also makes the local radio the most interesting channel, choke-full of lies, slanders, and propaganda.

This is what happened during the course of 24 hours.

The lies:

1. 26.70 MHz: "Giddings mall is under attack! 250+ standing zeds outside!" (21 hours and 38 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "o hell no 250? i can kill like 3 at most lol!" (20 hours and 37 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..." (20 hours and 18 minutes ago)

The propaganda:

1. 26.70 MHz: "2 more HEADSHOTS to report - Rommel1369" (19 hours and 17 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "F*ck off Rommel, no one cares!!! Jeez, I will PK your ass" (18 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "just to shut you up!!!" (18 hours and 49 minutes ago)

The news (and infomercial):

1. 26.70 MHz: "HELLO RADIOLAND! This is WPLSCK, and I'm your host, plsck!" (15 hours and 26 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "First up, News! So today I CRed a zombah, it was great. Also" (15 hours and 24 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "contrary to previous reports, Giddings is not under attack." (15 hours and 23 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "and creedy probably needs help, but who cares really." (15 hours and 22 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "and now for a word from our sponsor, Zombah phone....!" (15 hours and 18 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Are you a zombah who is constantly getting headshot and left" (15 hours and 17 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "behind by your horde? Yes! Well, you need Zombah Phone, with" (15 hours and 17 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Zombah Phone you will always know where to go when you rise" (15 hours and 16 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "back up. For free samples, send plsck a very large check." (15 hours and 15 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Todays broadcast is also brought to you by pepperjack cheese" (15 hours and 14 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "And now for your listening pleasure, some tunes! Enjoy the" (15 hours and 12 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "George Strait people! This is plsck, out!" (15 hours and 12 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Also, Join C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S ! http://tinyurl.com/ckwv22" (15 hours and 12 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "......250 zombies at giddings? don't you mean 4? tard." (exactly 15 hours ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "HAHAHA! Join C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S ! http://tinyurl.com/ckwv22" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago)

More news, and poems:

1. 26.70 MHz: "Just checked, there's no 250+ standing Zeds outside Giddings" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "And now, a broadcast" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "I'm tickled pink, that things are rosy" (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "And skies are blue once again." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Let the bygones go bye-bye, no more will I sigh or cry" (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "I'm tickled pink, the moon is yellow" (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "And I'm your fellow tonight!" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Soon we'll greet that red-letter day!" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "When I will pop the question, and you say OK!" (2 hours and 31 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Say then we'll be married in the month of May!!!" (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "This broadcast brought to you by - Pyrocutter" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "Over here in the BEAUTIFUL Giddings Mall!!!" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Join us for Waffles, Pancakes, and French Toast!" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Or if you're a zombie, Brainffles, Braincakes, Brain Toast" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "Also, be mindful of ressurecting a Zombie named Taslan" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "He'll come back with some fully loaded shotguns..." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Hunt you down, and kill you. I just witnessed it." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Apparently that's the only reason why he doesn't take BR" (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "And with that, I hope everyone has a good, safe day." (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "Much love all! - Pyrocutter" (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)

And more lies:

1. 26.70 MHz: "SW Corner of Giddings is breached, 20+ zeds inside" (2 hours and 1 minute ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "The two Eastern sections of Giddings have fallen,ALL IS LOST" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Why do you idiots keep saying Giddings has fallen?" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "All corners are caded, lit, occupied..." (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "And there are practically no zeds around outside..." (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)

Deck the Hall

1. 26.06 MHz: "Hall TT? They're on their own - just how they left Santl." (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Hall is gone --- best - ruin - ever" (1 hour and 46 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "Deck the Hall with bowels of humans, nom nom nom nom nom" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "nom nom nom nooooooooooooooooooom" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

Faulty plan and snarky people

1. 26.70 MHz: "Anyone around Giddings need a Radio Transmitter? I have one." (10 hours and 6 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Broadcasting over radio to see if anyone needs a radio?!?" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Anyone else see a flaw in that plan?" (8 hours and 3 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Someone might know of a building that still needs a radio." (7 hours and 42 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "You can be snarky, or you can point me in the direction of" (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "people who could use the help." (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "I think I'll be snarky. It makes me feel superior :D" (7 hours and 9 minutes ago)

The great battlefield mindscrew

1. 26.70 MHz: "Fall Back, more zeds are headed your way" (10 hours and 19 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "No fear!!!!!!!I'm NOT on my way!" (9 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Now...Where's the gravy?" (9 hours and 14 minutes ago)

Insult radio spamming, Pitneybank chapter

Umbrella Corporation is conducting an operation in Pitneybank. They also take this opportunity to broadcast their successes over the local radio. Not all residents are thankful, though.

1. 26.70 MHz: "ATTN: Umbrella Corporation members!" (13 hours and 22 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Quit wasting time and AP Broadcasting, spraying, and talking" (13 hours and 22 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "about how 1337 you are." (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Spend them instead on killing zombies, or at least" (13 hours and 20 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "do us all a favor, and using them to get" (13 hours and 20 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "as far away from Creedy as possible, because you're all" (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "really starting to annoy everybody with your high-and-mighty" (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "talk, when you still have yet to take the one objective you" (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "claim to be awesome at doing." (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "To date, Creedy is still in ruins, and I blame everybody who" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "wastes AP on pointless propaganda. That includes you, Rommel" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "This request is simple: Less talking more killing." (13 hours and 15 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "That is all. Signed - Everyone" (13 hours and 14 minutes ago)

And this is their response.

1. 26.70 MHz: "..." *static* "... off. You whiny brat. It's someone in Ruddlebank" (12 hours and 22 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "broadcasting for us. By the time he'd get here we'd would" (12 hours and 22 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "have liberated this place. -Kylac" (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "ChrisGreene says-Eat our collective dick. You spent over 6" (11 hours and 52 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "hours AP without the balls to sign your name. I hope your" (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "whole family falls into an empty elevator shaft.-ChrisGreene" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)

Remember the 80s: NES, Bad Dudes, River City Ransom, and Necrophilia?

Note: the first part is surely a Bad Dudes reference, the second may be about River City Ransom - vendor girls give you smiles for free in that game.

1. 26.70 MHz: "The guys at Fort Creedy are close to recapping the armory!" (16 hours and 30 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "But we need your help!" (16 hours and 30 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Are you a bad enough dude to save the fort?" (16 hours and 30 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "I'm bad enough! But I have no AP!" (15 hours and 8 minutes ago)

A while later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Creedy Armory and Storehouse are retaken and powered!" (14 hours and 43 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Looks like they just need more people now..." (14 hours and 43 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Visit the beautiful Fortress of Prostitution!" (14 hours and 25 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "LUNCHEON SPECIALS: Open box lunch, served daily." (14 hours and 24 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Our girls will crack a smile for you." (14 hours and 23 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "No necropheliacs need apply. That's what the zeds are for." (14 hours and 23 minutes ago)

Taking radio spam to a new level

The Heytown-based survivor group Mad Craskers and the Santlerville-based zombie group Dead Bunnies have been quarreling, insulting, and accusing each other over the local radio for a while, but this is just ridiculous.

1. 26.07 MHz: "mad craskers caused the swine flu cuz theyre pigs" (8 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.07 MHz: "bunnies dont cause disease pigs do" (8 hours and 13 minutes ago)
3. 26.07 MHz: "pking zerging pigs like the mad craskers who are mad bunnies" (8 hours and 13 minutes ago)
4. 26.07 MHz: "do it better thats why theyre the mad craskers mad cows" (8 hours and 12 minutes ago)

Umm... should we be worried about this?

1. 26.70 MHz: "Hello everyone, I am Agent Payne, CIA." (59 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "This outbreak has been diagnosed by the United States" (58 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "As a major outbreak of Swine Flu. CDC personnel are inbound" (58 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "to assist in the containment effort. Please lend them your" (57 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "full cooperation. Thank you for your time." (57 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Oh god, oh god no... SWINE FLU!!!" (37 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Swine flu is zombie virus XD" (4 minutes ago) ...and again. (45 seconds ago)

Freddy Krueger and Allah?

1. 26.70 MHz: "hey dorka...1,2 binlaggins coming for you" (12 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "3...4 better lock creedy's doors" (12 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "5..6 grabin allah's crucifix" (12 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "7..8 gonna stay up late and wait" (11 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "9..10 you better never sleep again" (11 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "dirk dorka dead meat soon!!!! Alahahahahahlalalala" (10 minutes ago)

A short while later...

1. 26.70 MHz: "ALL PRAISE TO ALLAH" (11 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "FOR HE IS BENEFICIENT" (11 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "ALLAH ACKBAR" (11 minutes ago)

The next day...

1. 26.70 MHz: "the infidel dirk dorka has been eliminated allah" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "hmelly eggs and shakaka your next allahahahalalalala" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)

And the day after that...

1. 26.70 MHz: "binlaggin jr. is a funny noob...thinks he can kill people..." (14 hours and 11 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "...faster than we can get revives...lol" (14 hours and 11 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Poor silly noob PKers, tisk tisk..." (14 hours and 9 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "the infidel shakaka is no more allahahahalalala" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "hmelly eggs allah will get you soon red rum red rum allahaha" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)

Sounds like he's drunk too

1. Und Ed broadcast "You search and find nothing." from here, on 26.07 MHz. (3 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. Und Ed broadcast "Someone help, my internal monologue broke and spilled all" from here, on 26.07 MHz. (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
3. Und Ed broadcast "over the floor." from here, on 26.07 MHz. (3 hours and 14 minutes ago)
4. Und Ed broadcast "It is very difficult to pick up, and I am not wearing pants" from here, on 26.07 MHz. (3 hours and 12 minutes ago)

Don't broadcast drunk

1. 26.07 MHz: "Zombie waze allo around high alret" (44 minutes ago)
2. 26.07 MHz: "Disregard that, Jack of Blades68 is drunk." (35 minutes ago)
3. 26.07 MHz: "i am not Drunk" (16 hours and 11 minutes ago)
4. 26.07 MHz: "or am btu still zombies in this area" (16 hours and 11 minutes ago)

There are zombies in Dulston! AHHHHHH!!!

1. 26.36 MHz: "AHHHHHH!!! There are zombies outside!!! WTF!!!!!!" (7 hours and 43 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "GUYS DONT GO OUTSIDE THESE PEOPLE WANA EET ME" (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "BARRIACDE EVERYTHING TO MAX AND DONT LET THEM INN" (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)

A friendly reminder...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Attention all hands! I don't want to alarm you but there..." (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "are animated dead people out there! So wear the right..." (11 hours and 54 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "clothes and make sure you don't get bit!" (11 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "A friendly reminder from your local survivor fashion posse" (11 hours and 53 minutes ago)

Scratched CD

1. 28.63 MHz: "Well it's been ten years, and a thousand tears" (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
2. 28.63 MHz: "And look at the mess I'm in-" (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
3. 28.63 MHz: "A broken nose and a broken heart," (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
4. 28.63 MHz: "An empty bottle of gin" (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
5. 28.63 MHz: "Well I sit and I pray" (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
6. 28.63 MHz: "In my broken down Chevrolet-" (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
7. 28.63 MHz: "hile I'm singin' to myself" (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
8. 28.63 MHz: "Damn, the CD skipped again." (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)

Way to blame the search rate on something

1. 26.70 MHz: "Hmm, there's a stuffed alligator filed away in the armory?" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "If that's the only thing in here, it might explain" (13 hours and 34 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "why I can't find one damn bullet" (13 hours and 33 minutes ago)

No zed around, let's discuss breasts! (explicit content)

1. 26.07 MHz: "Who likes Titties???" (20 hours and 31 minutes ago)
2. 26.07 MHz: "I said who likes TITTIES???" (20 hours and 31 minutes ago)
3. 26.07 MHz: "Ornithologically or anatomically speaking?" (20 hours and 27 minutes ago)
4. 26.07 MHz: "Tits or GTFO" (19 hours and 21 minutes ago)
5. 26.07 MHz: "BooBies oR BUST!!" (18 hours and 40 minutes ago)
6. 26.07 MHz: "OFF THE FREQUENCY YA VIRGINS" (17 hours and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.07 MHz: "titties rule" (10 hours and 1 minute ago)
8. 26.07 MHz: "i just wana bury my face" (10 hours and 1 minute ago)
9. 26.07 MHz: "bawahahahhahha" (10 hours and 1 minute ago)
10. 26.07 MHz: "motor boat them bitches" (9 hours and 54 minutes ago)

An important philosophical question about... YOUR MUM

1. 26.70 MHz: "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it" (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "does it still make YOUR MUM?" (8 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "You leave our Mothers out of this!! O_o" (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "My Mother turned into a zombie before my eyes you barbarian!" (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)

Missing Zombie

1. 27.55 MHz: "Missing: One zombie." (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
2. 27.55 MHz: "Rambunctious and full of energy; responds to name Billy." (4 hours and 28 minutes ago)
3. 27.55 MHz: "Billy Forks is of average height..." (4 hours and 27 minutes ago)
4. 27.55 MHz: "...normal coloured hair, and cheery disposition" (4 hours and 27 minutes ago)
5. 27.55 MHz: "If found, please return to Laimbeer Plaza, Kempsterbank." (4 hours and 23 minutes ago)
6. 27.55 MHz: "Reward offered." (4 hours and 23 minutes ago)

Note:I believe this is a reference to a zombie movie where scientists were experimenting on a Zombie in an underground bunker of some sort and the lead scientist named it Billy. I can't recall the name of the movie though --Sephikus ^T 04:07, 8 May 2010 (BST)

Bad Poem

1. 26.70 MHz: "I was walking through the park one day..." (exactly 9 hours ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "In the merry merry month of May..." (8 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "... when I ran out of AP?" (5 hours and 51 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "bwah-hahahhhaah!" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)

Let's dance!

1. 26.70 MHz: " Lets dance now" (3 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: " JA lets dance (hey)" (3 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: " Europe just dance (lets go)" (3 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: " Japan just dance (hey hey)" (2 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: " Trinidad just danceTrinidad" (2 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: " Everybody lets da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (2 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (2 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (2 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: " Rock to di right rock to di left" (2 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: " Every body willie bounce and dance an gallang bad" (2 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: " Mek up yuh face like Wacky" (2 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: " Aldough im nuh dey yah im leff a high dancing standad" (1 minute ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: " Fimmi madda and di baby to di teenage an mi grandma yes and" (1 minute ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: " Every bady get mad duh di out and bad out an bad out and ba" (1 minute ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: " Dancin get hot it nuh start bubble up every body ina di dan" (1 minute ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: " Willy bounce double up willy bounce double up willy bounce" (1 minute ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "Every body ina di dance willy bounce double up" (1 minute ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: " Dancas oonu dance and prays god a road" (1 minute ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: " When yuh hear da tune ya behave bad a road" (57 seconds ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: " Timeless build a dance wey dem call mad a road" (52 seconds ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: " Mad a road mad a road oonu get mad a road" (48 seconds ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: " Dance all ram and danceh now pull up" (43 seconds ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: " Ooonu duh di big dance name badman pull up" (38 seconds ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: " Badman farword badman pull up" (34 seconds ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: " Oonu gangsta rock dem yuh bad man pull up" (29 seconds ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: " 14 parish 3 county a dance buss" (24 seconds ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: " Di new walk wey dem call bounty walk" (19 seconds ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: " Bounty walk bounty walk every oonu duh bounty walk" (14 seconds ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: " Lets da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (6 seconds ago)
33. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (2 seconds ago)
34. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (48 seconds ago)
35. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (44 seconds ago)
36. 26.70 MHz: " (Mek wi dance now mek wi dance now )" (40 seconds ago)
37. 26.70 MHz: " Da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah (hey) ah dance" (34 seconds ago)
38. 26.70 MHz: " DUMTIDUM DUMTIDUM DUMTIDUMDUM" (23 seconds ago)
39. 26.70 MHz: "La La La" (14 seconds ago)
40. 26.70 MHz: "Ha_Ha" (10 seconds ago)
41. 26.70 MHz: "les dance~!" (6 minutes ago)
42. 26.70 MHz: "Lets da ah ah ah ah (every body)ah ah ah ah dance" (5 minutes ago)
43. 26.70 MHz: "bounce bounce bounce" (5 minutes ago)
44. 26.70 MHz: "Bounce everybody mek wi bounce mek wi bounce crazy bounce" (5 minutes ago)

Pipe bomb? Great idea!

1. 26.70 MHz: "they nood to make a pipe bomb in this darn game...." (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "it should be able to take out like 10 zeds in one hit..." (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "or at least something more powerful then a dang shotty" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago)

Pitneybank's zed spies problem really get out of hand

The madness continues...

1. 26.70 MHz: "Pibbit is also a zed spy! KOS!! KOS!!!" (exactly 16 hours ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "She uses that libararie group to pass out top secret info!!!" (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Pibbit is KOS and must be stopped!!! BOOM HEADSHOT HER!" (15 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Also, Monaliza and Winna are a teem of PKING KILLERS!!!" (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "WINNAN!! WINNAN! Not Winna!! WINNAN!!! KOS EM BOTH !!!!" (15 hours and 58 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Require medical attention at [81,35] on the double" (15 hours and 9 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "i are gona killz u weet teh SPARTAN LAZZOR OMGWTFBBG dai!!1!" (15 hours and 4 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "Thank you Mulligan. You're missing your shirt BTW..." (14 hours and 38 minutes ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "This is Pibbit. I am not a zed. I am a spy." (14 hours and 37 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "That's right you heard all you douches out there!" (14 hours and 36 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "I flip my trenchcoat collar at you and lower my fedora" (14 hours and 36 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "I shall pout at you until you spill your guts" (14 hours and 35 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "and then pierce you with my stiletto! You are no match for m" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "e" (14 hours and 34 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "*dramatic pause* You will never find me here in Creedy!" (14 hours and 30 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "You'll never find me here in Giddings!" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "You'll never find the other hundred people in Giddings!" (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "So long as you don't look at a map. Go West!" (exactly 13 hours ago)

The Hippo Radio

1. 26.70 MHz: "THE HIPPO RADIO! The hippoest radio in Malton!" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Today on the show: Hippos!" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO HIPPO" (19 hours and 2 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (19 hours and 1 minute ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "That is all, thank you, and remember: HIPPO" (19 hours and 1 minute ago)

Pitneybank's zed spies problem

Note: these are not a single broadcast, but a collection of related broadcasts on the subject of zed spies.

1. 26.70 MHz: "Zed spys listen to this radio dont use it for updates" (20 hours and 9 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Zed spys listen to this radio dont give informashun on it" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Zed spys listen to this radio dont tell them were in the for" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "t" (20 hours and 8 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "dont listen to anywun on the radio its all zed spys" (20 hours and 6 minutes ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "That's focked up man I bet UR a zed spy trying to stop us fr" (20 hours and 4 minutes ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "from hearing the TRUTH!" (20 hours and 4 minutes ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "yor a zed spy too ive seen you as a zombie" (exactly 20 hours ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "you cant fool me zed focker" (19 hours and 59 minutes ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "KOS all zed spys ther spys" (19 hours and 59 minutes ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "bewar marion wells shes a zed spay" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "KOS paddy dignum zed spay evry tim U see him" (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "zed spays are everwherr KOS on sight" (19 hours and 49 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Zeds are everywhere, spay on sight." (19 hours and 25 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "They might be unhappy when they get rezzed, though." (19 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Motivational Broadcast: Turn that frown upside down!

1. 26.70 MHz: "Good day to all the citizens of Malton. As you can see, the" (10 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "dead are coming back to life but that is no reason to be" (10 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "down! Turn that frown upside down! Welcome the others." (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "revive them if you can! ^_^" (10 hours and 34 minutes ago)

FOR SPARTA

1. 26.15 MHz: "Testing testing, I'm wicked bored, do you read? Over." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. 26.15 MHz: "This is the Spartans, coming to you live from Kinch Heights." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 26.15 MHz: "Just a friendly reminder to the DEM to please die in a fire." (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 26.15 MHz: "And stop oppressing the masses with your overbearing thumbs!" (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
5. 26.15 MHz: "Also, a shoutout here to the Flowers of Death." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
6. 26.15 MHz: "We will eat your babies! And it shall be GLORIOUS." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
7. 26.15 MHz: "Well that's all for now, I've got to get some sleep." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 26.15 MHz: "Remember kids, to die in battle is a glorious achievement!" (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)
9. 26.15 MHz: "THIS! IS! SPARTA! Spartans out." (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)

Good Morning Yagoton - Daily Joke

1. 26.61 MHz: "Good morning Yagoton! Hope everything's going well!" (8 hours and 38 minutes ago)
2. 26.61 MHz: "To help liven spirits, I've got a joke:" (8 hours and 37 minutes ago)
3. 26.61 MHz: "A snail was mugged by a pair of vicious turtles..." (8 hours and 36 minutes ago)
4. 26.61 MHz: "When the police asked the snail to describe the robbers..." (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 26.61 MHz: "He responded..." (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.61 MHz: "'I don't know, it all happened so fast!'" (8 hours and 35 minutes ago)
7. 26.61 MHz: "Thank you, and keep those spirits (and cades and gennies) up" (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)
8. 26.61 MHz: "¡Ya Basta! Doc Vala, signing off." (8 hours and 34 minutes ago)

Zombie Kittens?!?!

1. 26.84 MHz: "hope is for the hopeless" (3 days ago)
2. 26.84 MHz: "Shoot to survive" (3 days ago)
3. 26.84 MHz: "With the kittens, it's never hopeless. Stare into their" (3 days ago)
4. 26.84 MHz: "hopeful eyes, pet them, love them. They shall love you back." (3 days ago)
5. 26.84 MHz: "and then they are eaten by zombies" (3 days ago)
6. 26.84 MHz: "zombie kittens?!?!" (3 days ago)
7. 26.84 MHz: "hmm maybe zombie kittens are cuter..." (3 days ago)
8. 26.84 MHz: "Until they eat your brain that is" (3 days ago)
9. 26.84 MHz: "No wait... they would still be cute" (3 days ago)
10. 26.84 MHz: "Zombie Kittens? Zombies would never eat a kitten, too much" (3 days ago)
11. 26.84 MHz: "cuteness. That amount of cuteness is enough to make them" (3 days ago)
12. 26.84 MHz: "remember their former lives and shamble to a revive point." (3 days ago)

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Officer Policeguy Rhapsody

1. Officer Policeguy broadcast "IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASY?" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (46 minutes ago)
2. Officer Policeguy broadcast "CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE, NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (45 minutes ago)
3. Officer Policeguy broadcast "OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (45 minutes ago)
4. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I'M JUST A POOR BOY, I NEED NO SYMPATHY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (44 minutes ago)
5. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BECAUSE I'M EASY COME EASY GO LITTLE HIGH LITTLE LOW" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (44 minutes ago)
6. Officer Policeguy broadcast "ANYWAY THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTER, TO MEEEEEEE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (43 minutes ago)
7. Officer Policeguy broadcast "MAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (43 minutes ago)
8. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAAAAAN" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (42 minutes ago)
9. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Put a gun against his head, Pulled my trigger,now hes dead" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (42 minutes ago)
10. Officer Policeguy broadcast "MAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (41 minutes ago)
11. Officer Policeguy broadcast "LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN! BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (41 minutes ago)
12. Officer Policeguy broadcast "MAMA OOOOOOOO, DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (40 minutes ago)
13. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I DON'T WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (39 minutes ago)
14. Officer Policeguy broadcast "I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (39 minutes ago)
15. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (38 minutes ago)
16. Officer Policeguy broadcast "THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING, ME!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (38 minutes ago)
17. Officer Policeguy broadcast "GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO, galileo, GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (36 minutes ago)
18. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BUT I'M JUST A POOR BOY,NOBODY LOVES ME" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (36 minutes ago)
19. Officer Policeguy broadcast "HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (35 minutes ago)
20. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (34 minutes ago)
21. Officer Policeguy broadcast "EASY COME EASY GO- WILL YOU LET ME GO?" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (33 minutes ago)
22. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BISMILLAH, NO WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO- LET HIM GO!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (33 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
23. Officer Policeguy broadcast "WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO- WILL NOT LET YOU GO LET ME GO" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (31 minutes ago)
24. Officer Policeguy broadcast "NONONONONO, OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA MAMAMIA LET ME GO!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (30 minutes ago)
25. Officer Policeguy broadcast "BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME, FOR ME, FOR MEEEE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
26. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYE" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
27. Officer Policeguy broadcast "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEEEEE!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
28. Officer Policeguy broadcast "OH BAAAABY. CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (29 minutes ago)
29. Officer Policeguy broadcast "JUST GOTTA GET OUT- GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HERE!" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (28 minutes ago)
30. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Nothing really matters..... Anyone can see......" from here, on 26.17 MHz. (27 minutes ago)
31. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Nothing really matters........." from here, on 26.17 MHz. (27 minutes ago)
32. Officer Policeguy broadcast "Nothing really matters..... To Meeeeeee...." from here, on 26.17 MHz. (26 minutes ago)

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My Kidney is rotten...

1. 28.01 MHz: "Any Survivors listening?" (5 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "I'm ..." *static* "...ing starving" (1 minute ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "dude sht the f'uck up!" (1 minute ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Location..?" (1 minute ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "any one has a kidney that is working? mine is rotten" (21 seconds ago)

Experiment

1. 29.00 MHz: "Does this use up one action point?" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
2. 29.00 MHz: "Damn it" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
3. 29.00 MHz: "there goes another one!" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)

Slightly Disturbing

1. 26.84 MHz: "Little furry things, running through my knees" (19 hours and 18 minutes ago)
2. 26.84 MHz: "So soft so smooth, it really makes me pleased." (19 hours and 18 minutes ago)
3. 26.84 MHz: "I roll, they purr, this is just a lure." (19 hours and 17 minutes ago)
4. 26.84 MHz: "From white grey to red, I take 'em to my bed." (19 hours and 17 minutes ago)
5. 26.84 MHz: "Did ... did you feel bad?" (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
6. 26.84 MHz: "Now now, dear dear" (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.84 MHz: "why dont we eat some deer?" (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
8. 26.84 MHz: "My my what a generous offer," (19 hours and 16 minutes ago)
9. 26.84 MHz: "but ... but what will you want after???" (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
10. 26.84 MHz: "Lil' puff, lil' pupp," (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
11. 26.84 MHz: "the legs are going up." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
12. 26.84 MHz: "Licky lacquey" (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
13. 26.84 MHz: "all sadness goes away." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
14. 26.84 MHz: "From dusk to dawn, never a moment to yawn." (19 hours and 15 minutes ago)
15. 26.84 MHz: "But here come the butterflies,water running out of the eyes." (19 hours and 14 minutes ago)
16. 26.84 MHz: "In her mouth and in her, the fur goes in deeper." (19 hours and 14 minutes ago)

Um...okay?

1. 28.01 MHz: "i need booze and sex#!" (22 hours and 47 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "Then go find it!" (22 hours and 46 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "no there is zombies outside..... wait that solves the sex .." (22 hours and 46 minutes ago)

I Guess That's Why Help Never Arrives

1. 28.02 MHz: "Definitely a few zombies and ruined buildings about 8 steps" (31 minutes ago)
2. 28.02 MHz: " to the south east" (31 minutes ago)
3. 28.02 MHz: "Wait.. now I realise that not everybody on the radio knows" (30 minutes ago)
4. 28.02 MHz: "where I'm emitting from.." (30 minutes ago)

Docter1guy: We Will Not Go Quietly Into The Night!!!

1. 28.03 MHz: "Good morning... In less than an hour, Survivors from here..." (18 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "will join others from around Malton, and you will engage..." (16 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "in the greatest Zombie based battle in the history of..." (14 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "mankind... Mankind, that word should have new meaning to us." (14 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "all... we cannot be consumed by our petty differences any..." (11 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "longer... We will be united in our common intrest, perhaps.." (10 minutes ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "it is fate that we will be colectively fighting for our..." (10 minutes ago)
8. 28.03 MHz: "freedom... Not from Tyranny, Persecution or Opression..." (6 minutes ago)
9. 28.03 MHz: "But from Zombification..." (3 minutes ago)
10. 28.03 MHz: "And if at the end of the day we are the victors then this..." (2 minutes ago)
11. 28.03 MHz: "day will forever known as the day when all of Malton said..." (2 minutes ago)
12. 28.03 MHz: "in one voice!!!!" (1 minute ago)
13. 28.03 MHz: "WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!" (1 minute ago)
14. 28.03 MHz: "WE WILL NOT VANISH WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!" (1 minute ago)
15. 28.03 MHz: "WE ARE GONNA LIVE ON...WE ARE GONNA SURVIVE!!!" (45 seconds ago)
16. 28.03 MHz: "THIS DAY.... WE FIGHT *Crowd cheers*" (19 seconds ago)

(This is reference to Independence Day)

War of the worlds

Since your last turn:

1. 28.03 MHz: "*News Flash* This just in Killer Tri-Pods attack Malton!!!" (18 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "They are killing zombies and survivors alike! They are using" (16 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "What can only be described as heat rays! Now over to our..." (16 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "reporter on the scene.. *Zapping noises screaming*" (14 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "Hello Orson I'm live in Chudelyton outside Caiger Mall..." (14 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "These things, massive metalic things on legs... They are..." (13 minutes ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "attacking Caiger Mall!!! Now, what are they doing?" (13 minutes ago)
8. 28.03 MHz: "They are releasing some king of gas, oh God it's heading..." (12 minutes ago)
9. 28.03 MHz: "towards us run. *Choking* Gahuh? Ahgh!!! uhhhh..." (11 minutes ago)
10. 28.03 MHz: "Hello Lyeane, Lyeane. Oh my we have lost Lyeane... Ummm" (11 minutes ago)
11. 28.03 MHz: "Over to Robert on the coast, Robert whats the story???" (10 minutes ago)
12. 28.03 MHz: "*Sea Spray* I am here Danny and am witnessing a battle of..." (10 minutes ago)
13. 28.03 MHz: "titanic proportions, the Battleship Thunderchild is...wait" (9 minutes ago)
14. 28.03 MHz: "*Explosion in the background* YES YES!!! COMEON THUNDERCHILD" (8 minutes ago)
15. 28.03 MHz: "*Desperate cheering* Come on Thunderchild!!!" (8 minutes ago)
16. 28.03 MHz: "*In the background* UUUUULLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (7 minutes ago)
17. 28.03 MHz: "*In the background* UUUUULLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (7 minutes ago)
18. 28.03 MHz: "*Zapping explosion* No... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is..." (7 minutes ago)
19. 28.03 MHz: "truly devastating, such a loss of oh no. RUN *Zapping noise*" (6 minutes ago)
20. 28.03 MHz: "Robert? Robert? Oh my... Citizens and Zombies of Malton..." (4 minutes ago)
21. 28.03 MHz: "...Malton is now under seige by Martians!!!" (3 minutes ago)
22. 28.03 MHz: "Marvin the Martian?" (3 minutes ago)
23. 28.03 MHz: "...Malton is now under seige by Martians!!!" (2 minutes ago)
24. 28.03 MHz: "No not that one..." (2 minutes ago)
25. 28.03 MHz: "We've lost our reporters.... Hello..." (2 minutes ago)
26. 28.03 MHz: "2X2L calling CQ ... Isn't there anyone on the air?" (1 minute ago)
27. 28.03 MHz: "Isn't there ... anyone?" (52 seconds ago)
28. 28.03 MHz: "*STATIC*" (28 seconds ago)

Important Message From The Flat Earth Society

Note: this broadcast seems to be incomplete. Any additional message would be appreciated.

1. 26.36 MHz: "2) Falling off As we begin to make this argument, we" (37 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "acknowledge beforehand that we are aware of the property of" (36 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "matter known as friction. Yes, we realize that whenever two" (36 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "surfaces are held together by any force there will be a" (36 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "static frictional force that will resist any motion by" (35 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "either surface in any direction other than parallel to the" (35 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "force. The example we are using is an extreme situation, and" (35 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "would involve the object in question to travel a" (34 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "considerable distance (tens of degrees of latitude) from the" (34 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "top of the planet. Using the round Earth theory, setting" (34 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "an object on the earth would be like setting grains of sand" (34 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "on a beach ball. Certainly a few grains would stay - right" (33 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "around the top, the surface is nearly horizontal - but when" (33 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "you stray too far from the absolute top of the ball, the" (32 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "grains of sand start sliding off and falling onto the ground" (32 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "The Earth, if round, should behave in exactly the same" (32 minutes ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "fashion. Because the top is a very localized region on a" (31 minutes ago)
18. 26.36 MHz: "sphere, if the Earth were in fact round, there would be only" (31 minutes ago)
19. 26.36 MHz: "..." *static* "... YOU" (31 minutes ago)
20. 26.36 MHz: "a very small area of land that would be at all inhabitable." (30 minutes ago)
21. 26.36 MHz: "Stray to the outside fringes of the safe zone, and you" (30 minutes ago)
22. 26.36 MHz: "start walking at a tilt. The further out you go, the more" (30 minutes ago)
23. 26.36 MHz: "you slant, until your very survival is determined by the" (30 minutes ago)
24. 26.36 MHz: "tread on your boots. Reach a certain point, and you slide" (29 minutes ago)
25. 26.36 MHz: "off the face of the planet entirely. Obviously, something is" (28 minutes ago)
26. 26.36 MHz: "wrong. In order to avoid the aforementioned scenario, (which" (28 minutes ago)
27. 26.36 MHz: "obviously is inaccurate, as you very rarely hear of people" (28 minutes ago)
28. 26.36 MHz: "falling off the face of the planet) we are forced to assume" (28 minutes ago)
29. 26.36 MHz: "that, in the round Earth theory, there would be a" (28 minutes ago)
30. 26.36 MHz: "gravitational field radiating from the center of the planet." (27 minutes ago)
31. 26.36 MHz: "All objects, be they rocks, insects, humans, or other planet" (27 minutes ago)
32. 26.36 MHz: "would have, under Efimovich's theory, have a gravitational" (27 minutes ago)
33. 26.36 MHz: "charge that would, under a certain alignment, cause them" (26 minutes ago)
34. 26.36 MHz: "to be attracted to the center of the Earth. Unfortunately," (26 minutes ago)
35. 26.36 MHz: "like a magnet in a stronger magnetic field, it would" (26 minutes ago)
36. 26.36 MHz: "undoubtedly require a long time to re-align an object's" (25 minutes ago)
37. 26.36 MHz: "gravitational charge, were this the case. And so we go to" (25 minutes ago)
38. 26.36 MHz: "argument four, which deals with difficulties in having diffe" (25 minutes ago)
39. 26.36 MHz: "different downs for different people." (25 minutes ago)
40. 26.36 MHz: "These important messages are brought to you from the FEZ." (24 minutes ago)
41. 26.36 MHz: "The True Leader of the Flat Earth Society signing out." (24 minutes ago)

We Will Fight Them...

1. 28.01 MHz: "We will fight them on the beaches!" (2 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "i'll post details later when i have more time and have them!" (2 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "We will fight them in the trenches, and on the battlegrounds" (1 minute ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "We will fight them in the fields, and in the streets!" (1 minute ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "We will NEVER surrender!" (1 minute ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "you mean fight them in the trechcoats :)" (7 seconds ago)

Alex Is Legend

1. 28.03 MHz: "Hell is oneself, Hell is alone, the other figures" (5 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "in it merely projections. There is nothing to" (5 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "to escape to. One is always alone.T.S. Eliot wrote that," (3 minutes ago)
4. 28.03 MHz: "I might've agreed with him.But I don't feel alone. Not now." (2 minutes ago)
5. 28.03 MHz: "I'm changing. I'm no longer trapped. I have hope." (2 minutes ago)
6. 28.03 MHz: "I was born in Auckalnd New Zealand 1992." (1 minute ago)
7. 28.03 MHz: "My name is Alex...and... I am legend" (49 seconds ago)

Blue pickup

1. 28.01 MHz: "ATTN: the owner of a blue pickup, plate I3Zeds" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "You have ten seconds to move you car." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "You have five seconds to move your car." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "You have two seconds to move you car." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "Your car has been towed." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Your car has been crushed into a little cube." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "You have thrity seconds to move your cube." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "Thank you" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)

Crooked Cop

1. 28.01 MHz: "This is Officer Miranda Keys" (13 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "We currently situated at South Monroeville" (13 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "Officer Miranda Keys, do you have five bucks?" (13 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "At the Reed Place Police Department" (12 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "'Cuz I need some money for a soda." (12 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Umm i do?" (12 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "Why do you ask?" (12 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "And maybe a corndog." (12 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "Oh! And one of those crossword puzzle books." (11 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "How can you think of a corndog WHILE PEOPLE ARE DIEING?" (11 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "Sweet Jesus! Has the zombie infection has gone to your brain" (11 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "And, uh.... well, let's just multiply that five bucks by abo" (11 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "I take that as a yes..." (11 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "ut eighty.... yeah." (11 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "..... Omg This is Miranda Keys out." (11 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "I need one o' them color tv's." (10 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "Awww.... now I have to beg on the streets...." (10 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "...... For the love of GOD! Waste your time finding bullets." (10 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "Beg from the zombies and i promise they give ALOT" (10 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "You know how those hobos are so damn stingy..." (10 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "Hobos? THERE ARE NO HOBOS! THE STREETS ARE DEAD!" (9 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "Bullets? Do I look like I'd resort to robbery?" (9 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "Yes you do...." (9 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "Well.... I suppose I could rob someone..." (9 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "But it would have to be a really rich person.." (9 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "Egad...." (9 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "Rob your friends...." (8 minutes ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "Hey! Are you rich, by any chance?" (8 minutes ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "NO!" (8 minutes ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "Cuz I'm a vietnam veteran, and I gotta pay rent..." (8 minutes ago)
31. 28.01 MHz: "Lol" (7 minutes ago)
32. 28.01 MHz: "And I need one o' them color tvs..." (7 minutes ago)
33. 28.01 MHz: "GOD DAMN IT! SHUT UP!" (7 minutes ago)
34. 28.01 MHz: "But, I suppose, you wouldn't know anything about that wouldn" (7 minutes ago)
35. 28.01 MHz: "WE USE THE RADIO TO SAVE AND RESCUE !" (7 minutes ago)
36. 28.01 MHz: "'t you?" (7 minutes ago)
37. 28.01 MHz: "............. I f**king hate you...." (7 minutes ago)
38. 28.01 MHz: "I mean, you pass me on the street every day..." (6 minutes ago)
39. 28.01 MHz: "and you won't even spare me the change..." (6 minutes ago)
40. 28.01 MHz: "I see you exchanging dirty money, I know you're a crooked co" (6 minutes ago)
41. 28.01 MHz: "p..." (6 minutes ago)
42. 28.01 MHz: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?" (6 minutes ago)
43. 28.01 MHz: "And yet I'm silent. Why?" (5 minutes ago)
44. 28.01 MHz: "BECAUSE I AM A GOOD PERSON." (5 minutes ago)
45. 28.01 MHz: "I AM A POLICE OFFICER!" (5 minutes ago)
46. 28.01 MHz: "And you... you..." (5 minutes ago)
47. 28.01 MHz: "You sit there..." (5 minutes ago)
48. 28.01 MHz: "I AM A LEADER OF A RESCUE TEAM!" (5 minutes ago)
49. 28.01 MHz: "Eating babies and framing the parents..." (5 minutes ago)
50. 28.01 MHz: "I AM TRYING TO RID THE ZOMBIES SO THAT PEOPLE CAN LIVE WIITH" (4 minutes ago)
51. 28.01 MHz: "OUT THE DEAD!" (4 minutes ago)
52. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, you have a good old time raping old people, don't you?" (4 minutes ago)
53. 28.01 MHz: "They trust you, but you take advantage of you..." (4 minutes ago)
54. 28.01 MHz: "r own people..." (4 minutes ago)
55. 28.01 MHz: "I DONT!" (4 minutes ago)
56. 28.01 MHz: "Now you are just being annoying!" (3 minutes ago)
57. 28.01 MHz: "And you don't care..." (3 minutes ago)
58. 28.01 MHz: "You won't even spare some change for a legless Vietnam Vet.." (3 minutes ago)
59. 28.01 MHz: "Fine say you want i am going to bed.... I killed enough for" (3 minutes ago)
60. 28.01 MHz: "today...." (3 minutes ago)
61. 28.01 MHz: "You spit on people... You shoot strangers just for fun..." (3 minutes ago)
62. 28.01 MHz: "Going to bed? How the static do you sleep at night?" (2 minutes ago)
63. 28.01 MHz: "You are a monster. You must be stopped." (2 minutes ago)
64. 28.01 MHz: "I'm turning you in. I have all the evidence to convict you" (1 minute ago)
65. 28.01 MHz: "Have a nice sleep. It'll be your last." (1 minute ago)

Stick of Gum for a...

1. 28.03 MHz: "I'm here to kick zome zeds and chew bubblegum" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
2. 28.03 MHz: "And i'm all out of gum" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)
3. 28.03 MHz: "I'm out of zombies, could we trade?" (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)

Request Denied

1. 28.01 MHz: "help" (2 days ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "No" (2 days ago)

Groups of Kittens

1. 26.06 MHz: "Lot of smaller groups in the Downdey Mall area" (28 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "of Zeds I mean" (27 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "oh, I thought you meant groups of kittens" (20 minutes ago)

Pitneybank declares war against Dulston

1. 26.36 MHz: "Attn: Dulston. As the sole surviving defender of Pitneybank," (22 hours and 55 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "I have witnessed the grevious actions of a zombie bearing" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "the groupname 'Dulston Alliance', who attacked and killed" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "at least one Pitneybank defender, I hereby inform you that" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "Pitneybank has seen this as a declaration of War. All" (22 hours and 54 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "remaining forces in Pitneybank (thats me) will be mobilised" (22 hours and 53 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "You may scoff, but if I can somehow aim all these Zeds at" (22 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "you, you will be in big doo doo" (22 hours and 51 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "cunning plan 1: I will spray graffiti advertising Dulston as" (22 hours and 46 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "the next BB target, and encourage recently deceased Pitneyba" (22 hours and 45 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "Pitneybankers to join them. Expect 1000 Zombies by sundown" (22 hours and 44 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "The only way for you to survive is through repairations" (22 hours and 42 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "Send all your young women and livestock immediately, or die" (22 hours and 41 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "I will begin the graffiti process in 2 hours," (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "unless stated repairations are pledged within that time." (22 hours and 23 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "No Ewes dressed up as lamb, either." (22 hours and 22 minutes ago)

A little while later...

1. 26.36 MHz: "Repairations have not been pledged therfore Pitneybank" (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "is at war with Dulston. Dulston Alliance member was seen" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "killing wounded survivors who were defending Pitneybank" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "This treacherous act will not go unpunished." (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "Dulston Alliance sees fit to take 10xp for killing survivors" (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "I will be among the BB when it sacks Dulston." (3 hours and 38 minutes ago)

Quite A Deal

1. 26.17 MHz: "When's the last time the game changed to boost survivors?" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "IIRC the last two changes were building ruining, and" (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "now the no cade if zeds inside thing." (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "I for one would like to see submachineguns." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
5. 26.17 MHz: "I think we need more laser boobs." (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "Laser Boobs!! LASER BOOBS!!!!!" (53 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "Coming to store near you q3 2008" (53 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "for only £69.99 you can own...Laser Boobs!! LASER BOOBS!!!!" (53 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "And for £20 more you can have some..Lazer boobs!" (52 minutes ago)
10. 26.17 MHz: "What's the difference between Lazer and Laser?" (50 minutes ago)
11. 26.17 MHz: "A z?" (35 minutes ago)

You are NOT taking me seriously

1. 28.01 MHz: "Hahaha... You all shall be damned." (4 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "Zombies are insignifigant next to the coming darkness..." (4 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "ZOMG SOMONES GONNA DESTROY OUR GENERATORS!?!" (1 minute ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "...cause its the coming of darkness..get it??...yea.." (55 seconds ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "You shall be the first to go." (21 seconds ago)

Tenacious D

1. Chrystian broadcast "YOU CAN'T KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz.(15 hours and 42 minutes ago)
2. Chrystian broadcast "THE METAL WILL LIVE ON" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 42 minutes ago)
3. Chrystian broadcast "PUNK ROCK TRIED TO KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
4. Chrystian broadcast "BUT THEY FAILED, AS THEY WERE SMASHED DOWN TO THE GROUND" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
5. Chrystian broadcast "NEW WAVE TRIED TO KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
6. Chrystian broadcast "BUT THEY FAILED AS THEY WERE SMITTEN DOWN, TO THE GROUND" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 41 minutes ago)
7. Chrystian broadcast "GRUNGE TRIED TO KILL THE METAL" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
8. Chrystian broadcast "HA HA, BUT THEY FAILED AS THEY WERE THROWN TO THE GROUND" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
9. Chrystian broadcast "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" from here, on 27.99 MHz. (15 hours and 40 minutes ago)
10. 27.99 MHz: "A Zombie Killed Metal (40 minutes ago)" (exactly 15 hours ago)

Thriller

28.01 MHz: "Where's Michael Jackson when we need him?" (6 hours and 26 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Instead of allegedly molesting boys, he could be help us." (6 hours and 26 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "By dancing with the zombies and providing entertainment." (6 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Dr. Breen?

1. 28.33 MHz: "Welcome. Welcome to Malton City."
2. 28.33 MHz: "You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our"
3. 28.33 MHz: "finest remaining urban centers."
4. 28.33 MHz: "I thought so much of Malton that I elected to establish my"
5. 28.33 MHz: "Administration here, in the NT lab so thoughtfully provided"
6. 28.33 MHz: "by our benefactors."
7. 28.33 MHz: "I have been proud to call Malton my home."
8. 28.33 MHz: "And so, whether you are here to stay, or trapped here"
9. 28.33 MHz: "against your will, welcome to Malton City."
10. 28.33 MHz: "It's safer here."

A new breed of killer

1. 26.34 MHz: "This is Max Von Heller of the Clean Air Reclamators."
2. 26.34 MHz: "I have been accused of being a PK'er"
3. 26.34 MHz: "I am NOT. I am a FK'er"
4. 26.34 MHz: "A FART KILLER!"
5. 26.34 MHz: "This has been a public announcemsnt..."

I Am Legend

1. sniperking1168 broadcast "will smith is not the last man on earth!" from here, on 28.05 MHz.
2. sniperking1168 broadcast "Chuck Norris is!" from here, on 28.05 MHz.
3. ********* killed sniperking1168.

I Am Legend Mk. II

1. 27.35 MHz: "My name is Robert Neville" (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "I am a survivor living in Malton" (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "If there is anybody out there…anybody" (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "Please. You are not alone." (21 hours and 51 minutes ago)
5. MrHitlerHater says: Dude, you're in a mall...

Christmas time

1. 28.01 MHz: "People, look through the windows, or for you zombies, take a..."
2. 28.01 MHz: "look on the sky, it is snowing! It is the time when we..."
3. 28.01 MHz: "must KILL EACH OTHER! TURN THE SNOW RED! Make this christmas..."
4. 28.01 MHz: "a better place for anyone, by dumping them outside..."
5. 28.01 MHz: "and peeing on the snow, making it yellow! Everyone, have fun,..."
6. 28.01 MHz: "beacuse we have been given a gift to kill anyone, and than..."
7. 28.01 MHz: "revive him!"
8. 28.01 MHz: "So, people, make this time better to everyone by..."
9. 28.01 MHz: "putting a bullet in his head, or eating his brians."
10. 28.01 MHz: "Everyone, Merry Chrismtas, and a happy new blood year!"

...

1. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, it's Christmas, not Chrismtas..."

Thank You Zombra's Pub

1. 26.07 MHz: "Gooooooood Morninnnnnnng Zombra's Pub!!!!!!" (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.07 MHz: "I'd like to give a big heartfelt THANK YOU," (2 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 26.07 MHz: "for the Revive I got from your guy." (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
4. 26.07 MHz: "You like me! You REALLY like me!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
5. 26.07 MHz: "*wipes away a tear*" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
6. 26.07 MHz: "*sniff* You guys are the best. The best!" (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
7. 26.07 MHz: "I can't think of anyone I'd rather stab." (2 hours and 33 minutes ago)
8. 26.07 MHz: "And I mean that. Bye for now." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)
9. 26.07 MHz: "I'll be stabbing you soon." (2 hours and 32 minutes ago)

Tfox News!

1. 26.36 MHz: "Tfox smokes ..." *static* "...s!" (14 hours and 33 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "Tfox sniffs jocks!" (14 hours and 32 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "This just in: Tfox has been spotted-" (13 hours and 59 minutes ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "knocking on Dante Noctis's backdoor." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "Dante looks scared..." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "No, it looks like Dante is going to let him in..." (13 hours and 58 minutes ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "This reporter thinks we should give them their privacy." (13 hours and 57 minutes ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "This just in: Tfox took a dump...and it rocked!" (13 hours and 23 minutes ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "rocked the bathroom that is wheeew" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "there any air freshener in the mall?" (13 hours and 21 minutes ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "tfox pumps poodles!!" (13 hours and 19 minutes ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "Oh man, Tfox forgot to wipe..." (13 hours and 18 minutes ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "open a window dude. dam." (13 hours and 17 minutes ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "Tfox has been in my room again..." (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "Ah man, Tfox spooged in all my socks!!" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "Get off the radio you assclowns!" (13 hours and 7 minutes ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "Can't do it spaz boy. The people need to know the news." (13 hours and 3 minutes ago)
18. 26.36 MHz: "All the news that is Tfox. Espeacially when he takes a dump." (13 hours and 2 minutes ago)
19. 26.36 MHz: "That's when he opens his mouth." (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
20. 26.36 MHz: "and loses a part of his brain." (13 hours and 1 minute ago)
21. 26.36 MHz: "then he leaves it on the ground" (12 hours and 59 minutes ago)
22. 26.36 MHz: "then he builds a shrine to it." (12 hours and 59 minutes ago)
23. 26.36 MHz: "Oh man, I just stepped in another one of Tfox's shrines dude" (12 hours and 58 minutes ago)
24. 26.36 MHz: "Try not to step on Tfoxs brains man" (12 hours and 57 minutes ago)
25. 26.36 MHz: "never comes off your shoe" (12 hours and 57 minutes ago)
26. 26.36 MHz: "Whitlock running low on fuel, if anyone has some handy" (9 hours and 28 minutes ago)
27. 26.36 MHz: "Trood could use some help, 7 outside" (9 hours and 24 minutes ago)
28. 26.36 MHz: "7 outside trood? Did he bring his buds 8 and 9? Don't worry," (7 hours and 53 minutes ago)
29. 26.36 MHz: "it usually ends in tragedy for those ones." (7 hours and 52 minutes ago)
30. 26.36 MHz: "If you see Tfox, let me know on this channel" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)
31. 26.36 MHz: "You infected swarm are reallty pathetic..." (7 hours and 18 minutes ago)
32. 26.36 MHz: "Wasting AP as usual, no wonder you are such easy targets." (7 hours and 17 minutes ago)
33. 26.36 MHz: "Unless this is Dulston's worse bounty hunter/pker. Then its" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago)
34. 26.36 MHz: "more sad. Build a bridge. Get over it." (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Long Live... YOUR MOM!!!

1. 27.50 MHz: "Long live the Revolution!" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 27.50 MHz: "I will kill the next person to say Long live the revolution" (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
3. 27.50 MHz: "Long live the revolution, b!tch!" (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
4. 27.50 MHz: "You're gonna get it now, you frickin' idiot!" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
5. 27.50 MHz: "Yeah like your mom did last night. Long live the revolution!" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
6. 27.50 MHz: "Go ahead & tell me your name ya pansy!" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
7. 27.50 MHz: "I'm the guy who fskced your mom. And boy, she's a FRREEEEKKK" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
8. 27.50 MHz: "Not nearly as much so as your sister!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
9. 27.50 MHz: "...Dad? I didn't know you were in this game!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
10. 27.50 MHz: "Besides I asked for a name. Are you really that scared?" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
11. 27.50 MHz: "HarDeHarHar" (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
12. 27.50 MHz: "Only when you're all het up and horny like that!" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
13. 27.50 MHz: "What happened to the Long Live the Revolution pansy?" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
14. 27.50 MHz: "You're seriously screwed up; I could care less what immature" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
15. 27.50 MHz: "Comeback you have for that though." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
16. 27.50 MHz: "Long live the revolution! Love, Mom. Smooch!" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
17. 27.50 MHz: "Geez lighten up, you kids! Have a frickin Pepsi or something" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
18. 27.50 MHz: "Whooo, Pepsi Rocks! Coke has cocaine in it, don't do drugs!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
19. 27.50 MHz: "Oh yeah, I almost forgot. BOOGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
20. 27.50 MHz: "Alright you two. Don't make me have to stop this MMORPG!" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
21. 27.50 MHz: "You're not too big to turn across my knee, you know." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
22. 27.50 MHz: "A spanking! A spanking!" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
23. 27.50 MHz: "And after the spanking, the ORAL $EX!!!" (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
24. 27.50 MHz: "Aw Mom, get off this frequency, you're embarrassing me." (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)

Enormous Penis

1. 28.01 MHz: "Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearing a frown," (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "And the gravy train has left you behind" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "And when you're all out of hope,Down at the end of your rope" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "And nobody's there to throw you a lii-iine..." (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Come on and take a walk in my shoes,Never worry bout a thing" (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "Got the world on a string- Cus I've got the cure for all of" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "my blues (all of his blues)...." (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "I take a look at my enormous penis, And my troubles start" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "a-meltin' away! I take a look at my enormous penis" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "And the happy times are coming to stay!" (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "I got to sing and dance when I glance in my pants" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "And the feeling's like a sunshiney day, I take a look at my" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "enormous pe-e-e-nis! And everything is goin' my way!" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "(whistling).... PE-E-NIS!! Everybody, now! (group singing)" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "I take a look at my enormous penis-And my troubles start" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "a-meltin' away! I take a look at my enormous penis!" (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "And the happy times are coming to stay." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "I got great big amounts in the place where it counts," (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "And the feeling's like a sunshiney day..." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "I take a look at my enormous penis..." (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "And everything is goin' my way (my trouser monster)" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "Everything is goin' my waa, aaah, aaa-aaayy!!!" (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "Thank you for tuning in. That was Enormous Penis, from" (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Da Vinci's Notebook. Again, thank you for your time." (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "faggg" (2 hours and 41 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "They mostly come out at night.... mostly." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

Screw The 5th Of November

1. 26.17 MHz: "Retake Ridleybank, Monday http://tinyurl.com/fpl4c" (yesterday)
2. 26.17 MHz: "there's no mall in ridleybank..." (yesterday)
3. 26.17 MHz: "what are we supposed to do there?" (yesterday)
4. 26.17 MHz: "Screw Ridleybank. Defend your HOMES!" (yesterday)
5. 26.17 MHz: "Screw the homes! Defend the BOOZE!!!" (yesterday)
6. 26.17 MHz: "Screw the booze! Defend your HOES (the ones in Blackmore) !!" (yesterday)
7. 26.17 MHz: "Screw the robo-suck! Defend your sex-toys!!!" (yesterday)
8. 26.17 MHz: "Don't listen to them! They're crazy with the gonorrhea!!!" (yesterday)
9. 26.17 MHz: "Defend the BOOZE!" (yesterday)
10. 26.17 MHz: "Defend the garden tools? Ookee-dookie." (yesterday)
11. 26.17 MHz: "Screw everything, let's have sex!" (yesterday)
12. 26.17 MHz: "Quack?" (yesterday)
13. 26.17 MHz: "Buy a Porn Watch at the ULC of" (yesterday)
14. 26.17 MHz: "Nichols!" (yesterday)
15. 26.17 MHz: "Goolina of RRF is on DIbbings building as a human." (yesterday)
16. 26.17 MHz: "So?" (yesterday)
17. 26.17 MHz: "Some people just shouldn't be allowed near a radio" (yesterday)

We work on behalf of GlaDOS!

28.63 MHz: "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" (6 hours and 16 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "THE PIE IS A LIE!" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "To the person sending out the cake-based message 6 hours ago" (4 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "Aperture science wishes to assure you, the cake is not a lie" (3 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "As well, we wish to remind you that" (3 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "your weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you" (3 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "and in fact, cannot speak." (2 minutes ago)

28.63 MHz: "Malton's own 28.63 FM. Tikhon Medical news..." (57 seconds ago)

28.63 MHz: "...and Apeture science propaganda every hour, on the hour!" (34 seconds ago)

You'll Need A Stronger Barricade....

28.01 MHz: "Motivation such an aggravation" (3 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Accusations don't know how to take 'em!" (3 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Inspiration's getting hard to fake it" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Concentration never hard to break it!" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Situation never what you want it to be- ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Mrh?" (2 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Graaaarrr!" (1 minute ago)

28.01 MHz: "Oh god! Oh go-aaahhhh! Help!!!! I can still broadcast this!" (1 minute ago)

28.01 MHz: "Even though I'm getting eaten!!!!! Oh...speak of the devil.." (50 seconds ago)

28.01 MHz: "Mrh? Raaaaarrr!" (35 seconds ago)

Rallying Cry

1. 26.70 MHz: "Axes flash, broadsword swing," (2 days ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Shining armour's piercing ring" (2 days ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "Horses run with polished shield," (2 days ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "Fight Those Bastards till They Yield" (2 days ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "Midnight mare and blood red roan," (2 days ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "Fight to Keep this Land Your Own" (2 days ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "Sound the horn and call the cry," (2 days ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "How Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "Follow orders as you're told," (2 days ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "Make Their Yellow Blood Run Cold" (2 days ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "Fight until you die or drop," (2 days ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "A Force Like Ours is Hard to Stop" (2 days ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "Close your mind to stress and pain," (2 days ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "Fight till You're No Longer Sane" (2 days ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: "Let not one damn cur pass by," (2 days ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "How Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "Guard your women and children well," (2 days ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Send These Bastards Back to Hell" (2 days ago)
19. 26.70 MHz: "We'll teach them the ways of war," (2 days ago)
20. 26.70 MHz: "hey Won't Come Here Any More" (2 days ago)
21. 26.70 MHz: "Use your shield and use your head," (2 days ago)
22. 26.70 MHz: "Fight till Every One is Dead" (2 days ago)
23. 26.70 MHz: "Raise the flag up to the sky," (2 days ago)
24. 26.70 MHz: "ow Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)
25. 26.70 MHz: "Dawn has broke, the time has come," (2 days ago)
26. 26.70 MHz: "Move Your Feet to a Marching Drum" (2 days ago)
27. 26.70 MHz: "We'll win the war and pay the toll," (2 days ago)
28. 26.70 MHz: "We'll Fight as One in Heart and Soul" (2 days ago)
29. 26.70 MHz: "Midnight mare and blood red roan," (2 days ago)
30. 26.70 MHz: "Fight to Keep this Land Your Own" (2 days ago)
31. 26.70 MHz: "Sound the horn and call the cry," (2 days ago)
32. 26.70 MHz: "How Many of Them Can We Make Die!" (2 days ago)

High-Tech Military Ops

1. 26.70 MHz: "Foxtrot tango, the sea is green, Creedy Op commences....."
2. 26.70 MHz: "I need a Running Mulligan and two Straw Hats ......."
3. 26.70 MHz: ".... outside the funny farm."
4. 26.70 MHz: "*kcht* Fez, Op Fez, fullfil destiny tannenbaum is go!"
5. 26.70 MHz: "C.A.D. to compliment P.A.D.... comply"
6. 26.70 MHz: "trenchtosterone levels approach critical..."
7. 26.70 MHz: "Perryn is saturated.... Op Lysol is go."
8. 26.70 MHz: "Indigo .... out!"
9. 26.70 MHz: "Test... Indigo... foxtrot... C.A.D. respond"
10. 26.70 MHz: "Commence Op C.A.D. - zulu one niner - go"
11. 26.70 MHz: "Indigo, out!"
12. 26.70 MHz: "Yodell victor seven, foxtrot call Charlie."
13. 26.70 MHz: "The crow flies at midnight."
14. 26.70 MHz: "Echo two-sixer error at flash point eighty-eight."
15. 26.70 MHz: "Commence operation Infinite Pancakes."
16. 26.70 MHz: "President Baker should be somewhere south"
17. 26.70 MHz: "of where you blasted through the wall."
18. 26.70 MHz: "Penguins have succeeded at jumping the water tower!"
19. 26.70 MHz: "Call back your platoon immediatly!"
20. 26.70 MHz: "Call back your platoon immediately!"
21. 28.01 MHz: "This is Sierra Hotel Charlie reporting. There are zombies in" (18 hours and 22 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "Malton, repeat there are zombies in Malton..." (18 hours and 21 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "Sierra Hotel Charlie, we read you. Shoot the zombies. Repeat" (18 hours and 21 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "shoot the zombies. Command out." (18 hours and 20 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Command, what do I shoot them with?Sierrra Hotel Charlie out" (18 hours and 20 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "We don't know; be creative. Command out." (18 hours and 20 minutes ago)

Inspirational....right

1. 26.70 MHz: "Top Ten Inspirational Posters You'll Never See!" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "- Plagiarism saves time." (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "- The beatings will continue until morale improves." (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
4. 26.70 MHz: "- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame on you" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
5. 26.70 MHz: "- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
6. 26.70 MHz: "large groups." (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
7. 26.70 MHz: "- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
8. 26.70 MHz: "incompetant slacker." (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
9. 26.70 MHz: "- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break." (exactly 17 hours ago)
10. 26.70 MHz: "- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment." (exactly 17 hours ago)
11. 26.70 MHz: "- We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other" (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
12. 26.70 MHz: "companies do all day." (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
13. 26.70 MHz: "- You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you." (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
14. 26.70 MHz: "- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY." (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
15. 26.70 MHz: " Remember, kids. A snooze button is a poor substitute for" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
16. 26.70 MHz: "no alarm clock at all." (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
17. 26.70 MHz: "This has been another edition of Sergeant Smartass's Comedy" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
18. 26.70 MHz: "Hour, written by our very own TacticalWolf! Stay sharp." (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)

Beware the Lawyers

1. 26.87 MHz: "Gelasius has 3 uglies inside, send guns, and money...." (11 minutes ago)
2. 26.87 MHz: "The lawyers are the ones attacking" (10 minutes ago)

Cake or Death?

1. 26.70 MHz: "remind me again, what do we do when zeds are inside the fort" (34 minutes ago)
2. 26.70 MHz: "Ask them if they want cake... or death." (22 minutes ago)
3. 26.70 MHz: "They'll probably want cake, they already have death." (14 minutes ago)

Critical Reception

1. 28.01 MHz: "Oh, how HI-LAR-I-OUS!" (20 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "IT'S LIKE NORMAL POETRY, BUT UNCOMPREHENSIBLE, AMIRITE?!" (20 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "TRULY THE MOST ORIGINAL IDEA, EVER!!!" (20 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "IT'S BREATH-TAKING!" (19 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "MIND-BOGGLING!" (19 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "..." *static* "...ING SIX STARS OUT OF FIVE!" (19 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "AN INSTANT CLASSIC SAYS THE NEW YORK TIMES!" (18 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "'FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY' SAYS GENERICO REVIEWER #5!" (18 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "I MEAN SERIOUSLY! ZOMBIE. ..." *static* "...ING. POETRY!" (17 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "YOU NEED TO PATENT THAT ASAP!" (17 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "OH, AND HERE'S A POEM I MADE TOO! IN ..." *static* "...ING ZOMBIE LANGUAGE" (17 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "GRAAAAAAAAGH BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRR MRH?" (16 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "GARR BLAR MARH FRARHS IGEHJYTOURWEHGONPE54UTHO5UEHG5" (16 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "BLARGBRAINSARGHHHHHUORHEOUHTEOUSHOOPT490YU6809HJG78638GRE" (16 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFULLY ORIGINAL AND AWESOME?!" (16 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "I NEED A ..." *static* "...ING NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR THIS ..." *static* "...!" (16 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "BUT YOU SIR, DESERVE A MEDAL FOR THIS BRILLIANT IDEA!" (15 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE. A+++++++. WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN! BYE" (15 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "Thank you for your sarcasm... I mean feedback." (1 minutes ago)

Pirate Radio

1. 26.36 MHz: "Fifteen men on a dead man's chest...." (2 days ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O' RUM!" (2 days ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "Drink and the devil be done for the rest." (2 days ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE O' RUM!" (2 days ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "YOHOHO AND A BOTTLE O' STFU!" (2 days ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "Heh. Gives new meaning to the term Pirate Radio." (2 days ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "STFU? Y'all talk as though this is real life, and you're" (2 days ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "trying to sleep, and the radio is next to your bed, and for" (2 days ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "some reason you can't turn it off or lower the volume." (2 days ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "You've got an Ignore Radio Messages button, you know." (2 days ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "Alternatively, you could shoot the radio." (2 days ago)

Wandering Samurai Broadcast

1. 26.36 MHz: "Beep beep beepity-beep beep beep beep!" (2 days ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "This is Hoshima Akamaru, your wandering samurai broadcast" (2 days ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "journalist, reporting live from the scene of a recent zombie" (2 days ago)
4. 26.36 MHz: "break-in in Malton. It was a night like any other night in" (2 days ago)
5. 26.36 MHz: "post-quarantine Malton for the survivors sheltering in this" (2 days ago)
6. 26.36 MHz: "safehouse behind me. They had no way of knowing that this" (2 days ago)
7. 26.36 MHz: "night would be their last. A little after midnight, a small" (2 days ago)
8. 26.36 MHz: "horde of the walking dead broke through the barricades and" (2 days ago)
9. 26.36 MHz: "proceeded to devour the majority of the sleeping inhabitants" (2 days ago)
10. 26.36 MHz: "Hey. Hoshima ching-a-ling. Can it." (2 days ago)
11. 26.36 MHz: "One of the lucky ones was asked for a comment." (2 days ago)
12. 26.36 MHz: "*It happens all the time here in Malton* said a survivor who" (2 days ago)
13. 26.36 MHz: "I'm tired. And your voice annoys me. Its a zombie apocalypse" (2 days ago)
14. 26.36 MHz: "declined to give his name. *It's been over two years since*" (2 days ago)
15. 26.36 MHz: "WE GET IT." (2 days ago)
16. 26.36 MHz: "*they locked us in here, and let's be honest, we get killed*" (2 days ago)
17. 26.36 MHz: "*all the time. It's just a matter of waiting for the next*" (2 days ago)
18. 26.36 MHz: "*revive.* Indeed, with the quarantined city being" (2 days ago)
19. 26.36 MHz: "supplied with a constant stream of 'Vive from outside" (2 days ago)
20. 26.36 MHz: "Necrotech factories, there are few in Malton that have not" (2 days ago)
21. 26.36 MHz: "died and come back. Most have done so repeatedly." (2 days ago)
22. 26.36 MHz: "quiet nerd" (2 days ago)
23. 26.36 MHz: "In Northeast Danversbank this afternoon, I caught up with" (2 days ago)
24. 26.36 MHz: "career reviver Gina Semple. *Oh sure,* she said, *it" (2 days ago)
25. 26.36 MHz: "*happens more than we'd prefer. I bring people back from*" (2 days ago)
26. 26.36 MHz: "*the dead because, well, it's pretty cool. I guess. But*" (2 days ago)
27. 26.36 MHz: "*really, I wish they could stay alive, y'know?*" (2 days ago)
28. 26.36 MHz: "Outside of Malton, the international community still hotly" (2 days ago)
29. 26.36 MHz: "contests the ethical and legal usage of 'Vive. There are" (2 days ago)
30. 26.36 MHz: "many advocating the use of 'Vive for recreational purposes," (2 days ago)
31. 26.36 MHz: "and a handful who even advocate alternating 'Vive and a" (2 days ago)
32. 26.36 MHz: "controlled dose of the Zombie Virus to resurrect the" (2 days ago)
33. 26.36 MHz: "recently deceased, or as a form of extreme First Aid." (2 days ago)
34. 26.36 MHz: "Shhhh!" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
35. 26.36 MHz: "But many governments, supported by the Muslim communities" (2 days ago)
36. 26.36 MHz: "and the Vatican, remain ethically opposed to the use of" (2 days ago)
37. 26.36 MHz: "'Vive in anything other than emergency circumstances," (2 days ago)
38. 26.36 MHz: "maintaining that a natural death is an integral part of the" (2 days ago)
39. 26.36 MHz: "human condition. Whatever its controversial" (2 days ago)
40. 26.36 MHz: "status in the larger world, in post-quarantine Malton the" (2 days ago)
41. 26.36 MHz: "use of 'Vive remains a way of life--and perhaps the only" (2 days ago)
42. 26.36 MHz: "means of perpetuating life. *Oh yeah,* said Ms. Semple. *I" (2 days ago)
43. 26.36 MHz: "*think it's, like, obvious that if Necrotech didn't have any" (2 days ago)
44. 26.36 MHz: "*syringes [of 'Vive] in Malton, the zombies would have*" (2 days ago)
45. 26.36 MHz: "*taken over by now. It's the flow of syringes [of 'Vive]*" (2 days ago)
46. 26.36 MHz: "*that are keeping the survivors from being totally*" (2 days ago)
47. 26.36 MHz: "*overwhelmed.* She then left for her daily rounds of" (2 days ago)
48. 26.36 MHz: "sorting the career zombies from the temporarily undead" (2 days ago)
49. 26.36 MHz: "survivors, several syringes hanging from her belt." (2 days ago)
50. 26.36 MHz: "Some speculate about what role 'Vive will play if and when" (2 days ago)
51. 26.36 MHz: "the zombie threat is finally eradicated and the" (2 days ago)
52. 26.36 MHz: "Malton quarantine lifted. But until then, dedicated" (2 days ago)
53. 26.36 MHz: "revivers will continue to use the controversial drug to help" (2 days ago)
54. 26.36 MHz: "their thinning ranks. For WCII Spencer, this is Akamaru for" (2 days ago)
55. 26.36 MHz: "Community Broadcast News."

Skulduggery

1. 28.64 MHz: "Can someone tell me where you get skulls from? Thanks!" (yesterday)
2. 28.64 MHz: "Headshot a zombie and click teh 'de-skull' button... /winks" (yesterday)
3. 28.64 MHz: "Getting a skull is easy! Starting from your arm move upwards" (yesterday)
4. 28.64 MHz: "steadily until you reaach a shoulder. After the shoulder," (yesterday)
5. 28.64 MHz: "Just go up the neck and THERE IT IS!" (yesterday)
6. 28.64 MHz: "Of course, removing it safely can be tricky....." (yesterday)

Sales

1. 28.01 MHz: "There are 27 zombies in Ackland Mall"
2. 28.01 MHz: "but are there any good sales? Cuz last time Sears had noting"

Spammers Can't Count

1. 26.17 MHz: "153" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "154" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "155" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "156" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago) ...and again.
5. 26.17 MHz: "157" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "258" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "oops 158" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "159" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "160" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)
10. 26.17 MHz: "COMBO BREAKER MOFOS!!!! hehe" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

Must've been somethin' you said...

1. 26.41 MHz: "Due to zombie-related circumstances.." (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
2. 26.41 MHz: "We are unable to broadcast soft-rock hits tonight." (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
3. 26.41 MHz: "Sorry, Malton. Try not to die in anyone's arms tonight." (20 hours and 33 minutes ago)
4. 26.41 MHz: "The hits will resume soon." (20 hours and 32 minutes ago)

Political Findings

1. 26.36 MHz: "In a study done by several necrotech scentists, zombies," (16 minutes ago)
2. 26.36 MHz: "when revivified, tend to vote republican... This may be" (15 minutes ago)
3. 26.36 MHz: "because of brain rot, however scientists are not sure." (14 minutes ago)

Embrace the Undead

27.35 MHz: "Citizens of Malton..." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Once, I was as you are." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Frightened, and apprehensive." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Uncertain as to what terrors the future might hold for me." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Every night, as I lay down to rest..." (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I wondered - would I live to see the next day?" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Would the barricades on this building last the night?" (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Would I be murdered in my sleep by a 'fellow' survivor?" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Might I awaken to the horror of a zombie tearing my flesh?" (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "My sleep was restless, my mind in turmoil." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "And then, one day, my fears were realized." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "The zombies broke into the building in which I slept..." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and I was quickly slain by them." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "But when I arose as one of the undead..." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I realized that all my fears were gone." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "For the first time since the war began..." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I knew that which had eluded me - peace." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I laughed at death, for were I to be struck down..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I would arise the next night, vigorous and strong." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "No more fruitless searching for ammo and healing." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "No more strenuous barricading of doors..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "only to have the barricades ripped down." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I knew only the thrill of the hunt," (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and the sweet taste of the flesh of the living." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "It was glorious." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I come back to this breathing state now to tell you -" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Cast aside your fears, and embrace undeath..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "for it is the superior way of existence!" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Tear down your barricades..." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and embrace your undead brothers with open arms..." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and in turn be embraced by them." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Cast aside your guns and syringes," (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "for they are but tools of repression and regression." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Do this, and know what it is like to exist..." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "as the logical next step in human evolution." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "BARHAH, my brothers and sisters." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "BARHAH." (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)

Caiger Mall Undead

27.35 MHz: "Good afternoon, CaigAr. Here is the Zambah Newz." (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "HARM HARMANZ! HABBAH HANGRAH!" (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "And now for the weather..." (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Oh, you don't need that, do you?" (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "It's not like you'll see it." (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Hiding there in your cramped and crowded mall." (2 hours and 29 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Surely you'd be running out of supplies by now?" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "How many FAKs can one pharmacy hold?" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Aren't you BORED?" (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Cramped? Paranoid? It can't be fun." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Reform your groups, try to take malls" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "and suburbs again. Come on, you know you want to." (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "How much XP can you farm by PKing one another anyway?" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Hoping that there's a body for you to toss out" (2 hours and 27 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...when you log in." (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I'm sure you're all bored stiff" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "what can I do to entertain you?" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I know, I'll strip!" (2 hours and 22 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I'm starting to peel off my black leather trenchcoat..." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...casting aside my 50 shotguns..." (2 hours and 21 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...peeling off my smelly Punisher t shirt..." (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "literally peeling it off, I've been wearing it for 10 months" (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "oh man... this smells so bad but looks *so* good..." (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...if you don't mind a bit of filth and lots of scars..." (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "hmm, might try to have a wash later" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "there's got to be some use for all of these bottles of wine" (2 hours and 18 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "...I'm taking all of the kitchen knives, crowbars and" (2 hours and 17 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "is there a point to you wasting your ap?" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "fireaxes out of my pockets now" (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "This make take some time." (2 hours and 16 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "No more so than wasting ap by hiding in CaigAr for months" (2 hours and 15 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Don't you wanna see me get nekkid?" (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Ok, I'm peeling off my pants now..." (2 hours and 14 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Oh no, that was a piece of rotting flesh, my bad!" (2 hours and 13 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "They're coming off... so is most of the flesh on my thighs.." (2 hours and 12 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "You can see everything, even my bones!" (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "I'd bend and strecth for a bit but I'm kinda stiff..." (2 hours and 11 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "Being a Rotter for so long will do that to ya." (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "taint no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your" (2 hours and 10 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "BONES!" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "That ends this afternoons entertainment. Tip generously." (2 hours and 9 minutes ago)

27.35 MHz: "And try to get out and get some excercise." (2 hours and 8 minutes ago)

Zombies Snack

26.70 MHz: "Breakin at Halberry PD 3 zeds inside." (21 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "Brahh! Graggh!" (3 minutes ago)

26.70 MHz: "sorry, a zaombie ate my mike. Wont happen again..." (3 minutes ago)

Zombies in Malton??

26.70 "Attention, folks, this is a public service announcement."

26.70 "Zombies have been spotted in Malton. Repeat, there are zombies in Malton."

Weather Reports

27.35 mHz: "This is 2X2L with your daily weather report."

27.35 mHz: "Today: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of zombies . . . "

Rattle

27.35 MHz: "Mamma M!hra. Harh! Garh Aga!n. M! M! Harh gan! Razrz Rarh?"

27.35 MHz: "ARRRGH! ITS ABBA!"

Of those that reports Mall status

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Caiger: Full of idiots."

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Giddings: Full of teenage idiots."

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Calvert: Full of idiots, lack of zombies"

28.00 MHz: "Mall Status: Ackland: Full with Malton Rangers and Channel 4 NT. So, idiots."

Martin Niemoller Lives!

27.35 MHz: "First they came for the Socialists, and I didn’t speak up,"

27.35 MHz: "because I wasn’t a Socialist"

27.35 MHz: "Then they came for the Trade Unionists"

27.35 MHz: "and I didn’t speak up,"

27.35 MHz: "because I wasn’t a Trade Unionist."

27.35 MHz: "Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up,"

27.35 MHz: "because I wasn't a Jew."

27.35 MHz: "Then they came for me"

27.35 MHz: "and there was no one left"

27.35 MHz: "to speak up for me"

Note: This is very similar to a poem written by Martin Niemoller: "First They Came . . . "

. . and so does Benjamin Franklin!

27.35 MHz: "We must hang together, gentlemen...else,"

27.35 MHz: "we shall most assuredly hang separately."

Monty Python is fighting the Zeds?

26.70 MHz: "iiiiiiive goootaaa loverrrlyy bunnnchaaa coccooonuuuttsss!!!"

26.70 MHz: "Hey, where'd you get a coconut? This is a temperate climate!"

Submitted by Lieutenant Cullinane

After Bush's Speech

26.80 MHz: "Attention to the following U.S. Military Units:" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "101st Airborne Unit, 125th Rangers, 2nd Marine Recon," (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "9th Infantry, Omega Company USCMC, and" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "U.S. Army Infantry..." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "You have all been reassigned to support the counterinsurgency" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)

26.80 MHz: "surge in Baghdad." (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)

Submitted by Mark

Fresh Prince of Caiger

1. 27.35 MHz: "Now this is the story all about how my life got twisted upsi" (35 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "...upside down" (34 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "and I'd like to take a minute just sittin right there" (34 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "I tell you how I became the prince of a mall called Caiger" (33 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "In West Becktown I'm born and raised" (33 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "on an NT is where I've spent the most of my days" (32 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool" (32 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "working on the necronet for extra-cred in school" (30 minutes ago)
9. 27.35 MHz: "when a couple of zeds, who were up to no good" (30 minutes ago)
10. 27.35 MHz: "started making trouble in my neighbourhood" (29 minutes ago)
11. 27.35 MHz: "I got in one little fight and my boss got scared" (29 minutes ago)
12. 27.35 MHz: "and said you're moving in with the survivors of Caiger" (28 minutes ago)
13. 27.35 MHz: "I begged and pleaded with her day after day" (28 minutes ago)
14. 27.35 MHz: "but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way" (27 minutes ago)
15. 27.35 MHz: "she gave me a kiss and then she gave me my 'tracter" (27 minutes ago)
16. 27.35 MHz: "I put my flak jacket on and said I might as well kick it" (26 minutes ago)
17. 27.35 MHz: "I saw an empty cab as I came nearer" (25 minutes ago)
18. 27.35 MHz: "the licensplate said Fresh and had a dice in the mirror" (25 minutes ago)
19. 27.35 MHz: "if anything I could say that this cab was rare" (25 minutes ago)
20. 27.35 MHz: "but I thought naw forget it, onwards to Caiger!" (24 minutes ago)
21. 27.35 MHz: "I arrived at the mall about seven or eight" (24 minutes ago)
22. 27.35 MHz: "I yelled to the zeds ..." *static* "... off, smell you later" (23 minutes ago)
23. 27.35 MHz: "looked at my kingdom I was finally there" (23 minutes ago)
24. 27.35 MHz: "to sit my throne as the prince of Caiger" (22 minutes ago)

Zom-B-Gone!

1. 27.35 MHz: "Those pesky zeds getting you down?" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "Tired of putting up a baracade only to lose it?" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "Is your infection spreading?" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "Then you need ZOM-B-GONE!" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "New Zom-B-Gone! By Maltco!" (19 hours and 53 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "Just one spray and those zeds will not know what hit them." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "New Zom-B-Gone. It lasts for hours." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "Don't believe me? Lets here from a satisfied customer!" (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
9. 27.35 MHz: "I was always being bitten, it was horrid..." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
10. 27.35 MHz: "...but one spray of Zom-B-Gone and no zed will come near." (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
11. 27.35 MHz: "Thanks Zom-B-Gone!" (19 hours and 52 minutes ago)
12. 27.35 MHz: "And here is what the zombies have to say!" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
13. 27.35 MHz: "Mrha Zah hrah breh! Arhrhh!!" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
14. 27.35 MHz: "Zom-B-Gone just one spray and youre zombies are gone." (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
15. 27.35 MHz: "Comming soon to your local mall." (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
16. 27.35 MHz: "It's Zom-B-Gone!" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
17. 27.35 MHz: "'if you don't like death and it's been too long...'" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
18. 27.35 MHz: "'...get - some - Zom-b-Gone!'" (19 hours and 51 minutes ago)
19. 27.35 MHz: "Maltco is not responcible for injury or death or..." (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)
20. 27.35 MHz: "zombification caused by the use of Zom-B-Gone" (19 hours and 50 minutes ago)

What Would Brian Boitano do?

1. 27.35 MHz: "The exact current Zed situation within Caige is as follows:" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)
2. 27.35 MHz: "err..Caiger. Never mind my slips of the tongue." (7 hours and 12 minutes ago)
3. 27.35 MHz: "ANYWAY, 9 ULC, 12 URC, 10 LLC, and 28 LRC." (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
4. 27.35 MHz: "A total of 59 zombies. Damn." (7 hours and 11 minutes ago)
5. 27.35 MHz: "Don't lose hopes. Just ask yourself one thing.." (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
6. 27.35 MHz: "What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?" (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
7. 27.35 MHz: "He'd make a plan and he'd follow through!" (7 hours and 8 minutes ago)
8. 27.35 MHz: "That's what Brian Boitano'd do." (7 hours and 7 minutes ago)

Zombie Zomborne

1. 26.17 MHz: "Have they lost their minds?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "Can they see or are they blind?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
3. 26.17 MHz: "Can they walk at all," (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
4. 26.17 MHz: "Or if they move will they fall?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
5. 26.17 MHz: "Are they alive or dead?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
6. 26.17 MHz: "Have they thoughts within their heads?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
7. 26.17 MHz: "We'll just pass them there" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
8. 26.17 MHz: "Why should we even care?" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
9. 26.17 MHz: "They were turned to zeds" (5 hours and 15 minutes ago)
10. 26.17 MHz: "By being shot in the head" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
11. 26.17 MHz: "Bullets they traveled time" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
12. 26.17 MHz: "For the future of Malton-kind" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
13. 26.17 MHz: "Nobody wants them" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
14. 26.17 MHz: "They just stare at the world" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
15. 26.17 MHz: "Planning their vengeance" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
16. 26.17 MHz: "That they will soon unfold" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
17. 26.17 MHz: "Now the time is here" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
18. 26.17 MHz: "For zombies to spread fear" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
19. 26.17 MHz: "Vengeance from the grave" (5 hours and 14 minutes ago)
20. 26.17 MHz: "Killing people they once saved" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
21. 26.17 MHz: "Nobody wants them" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
22. 26.17 MHz: "They just turn their heads" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
23. 26.17 MHz: "Nobody helps them" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
24. 26.17 MHz: "Now they have their revenge" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
25. 26.17 MHz: "Dragging feet of lead" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
26. 26.17 MHz: "Fills their victims full of dread" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
27. 26.17 MHz: "Lurching as fast as they can" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)
28. 26.17 MHz: "Malton zombies live again!" (5 hours and 12 minutes ago)

It's a joke

1. Private Spanky Spank broadcast "Here's a joke, so a baby seal walks into a club." from here, on 26.17 MHz. (17 hours and 8 minutes ago)
2. 26.17 MHz: "That's horrible, that poor poor seal." (16 hours and 55 minutes ago)

Really? Cranberries?

1. 26.06 MHz: "Another head hangs lowly" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Child is slowly taken" (1 hour and 42 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "And the violence causes silence" (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "They are fightin’!" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "With their tanks, and their bombs" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "And their bombs, and their guns" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "In your head, in your head" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "They are cryin’!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "In your head! In your head!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "Zombie! Zombie! Zombie,hey,hey,hey!" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "What’s in your head, in your head?" (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "Zombie! Zombie! Zombie hey,hey,hey,oh dou, dou, dou,dou dou." (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)
13. 26.06 MHz: "Another mother’s breaking" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
14. 26.06 MHz: "Heart is taken over." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
15. 26.06 MHz: "When the violence causes silence" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
16. 26.06 MHz: "We must be mistaken." (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
17. 26.06 MHz: "It’s the same old theme" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
18. 26.06 MHz: "SINCE 1916!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
19. 26.06 MHz: "In your head, in your head" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
20. 26.06 MHz: "They’re still fightin’!" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
21. 26.06 MHz: "With their tanks, and their bombs" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
22. 26.06 MHz: "And their bombs, and their guns" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
23. 26.06 MHz: "In your head, in your head" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
24. 26.06 MHz: "They are dyin’!" (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)

Hamster dance

1. 26.06 MHz: "YEEHAA!! Here we go." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "Alright everybody now here we go." (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "It's a brand new version of the dosido." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "Just stomp your feet and clap your hands." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "Come on everybody its the hamster dance." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "Bounce in time to the beat." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "Hey You don't even have to move your feet." (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "Just shake your thang; let me see you move." (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "Now spin it around and feel the groove." (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)

Bedtime Prayer

1. 26.17 MHz: "Now I lay me down to sleep"
2. 26.17 MHz: "I pray the barricades will keep"
3. 26.17 MHz: "If I should die where zombies ate"
4. 26.17 MHz: "I pray they'll get a bellyache"

Zombie Prostitute

1. 28.34 MHz: "A pain like nothing before had befallen me" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
2. 28.34 MHz: "A sharp stabbing feeling shot though my head" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
3. 28.34 MHz: "It was like a massive spike made of ice" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
4. 28.34 MHz: "I sould have ate that ice cream slower" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
5. 28.34 MHz: "I was alone, and I needed a date;" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
6. 28.34 MHz: "I was takin' a walk past the cemetery gate" (5 hours and 50 minutes ago)
7. 28.34 MHz: "When I, I saw a sign that said For a good time..." (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
8. 28.34 MHz: "Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8." (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
9. 28.34 MHz: "Went through the gateway, and I'm pretty sure I" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
10. 28.34 MHz: "Saw some eyes peepin' out of a sepulture, I" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
11. 28.34 MHz: "Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute" (5 hours and 49 minutes ago)
12. 28.34 MHz: "That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
13. 28.34 MHz: "I grabbed her left breast, and I'm pretty sure I tore it" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
14. 28.34 MHz: "I said go down, but she didn't have the stomach for it" (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
15. 28.34 MHz: "Her teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot," (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
16. 28.34 MHz: "But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute." (5 hours and 48 minutes ago)
17. 28.34 MHz: "While I was tense, it was plain to see" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
18. 28.34 MHz: "A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
19. 28.34 MHz: "I didn't want to see it, but I just had to believe it" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
20. 28.34 MHz: "I had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a me." (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
21. 28.34 MHz: "Morally, I'm destitute In the Tomb of Ill repute" (5 hours and 47 minutes ago)
22. 28.34 MHz: "She's a rotten kind'a cute For a Zombie Prostitute." (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
23. 28.34 MHz: "Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes," (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
24. 28.34 MHz: "I don't know Which of my organs is the next to go" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
25. 28.34 MHz: "I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
26. 28.34 MHz: "Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie Gigolo" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
27. 28.34 MHz: "I took my first client on a date" (5 hours and 46 minutes ago)
28. 28.34 MHz: "We took a walk to the cemetery gate" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
29. 28.34 MHz: "I got under her slip, but then, I heard a rip" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
30. 28.34 MHz: "I pulled it out, and I said..." (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
31. 28.34 MHz: "baby, keep the tip" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
32. 28.34 MHz: "Morally, I'm destitute" (5 hours and 45 minutes ago)
33. 28.34 MHz: "In the Tomb of Ill repute" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
34. 28.34 MHz: "She's a rotten kind'a cute" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
35. 28.34 MHz: "For a Zombie Prostitute." (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
36. 28.34 MHz: "That was Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute here on /zom/ radio." (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
37. 28.34 MHz: "I'm Sanketsu, and I've been your DJ." (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
38. 28.34 MHz: "And I'd like to remind all of you survivors..." (5 hours and 43 minutes ago)
39. 28.34 MHz: "Be excelent to each other... and find a warm body to hold." (5 hours and 42 minutes ago)

I See Your Braaaaaaaaaaaaainz

1. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Private" (17 hours and 7 minutes ago)
2. 26.61 MHz: "Shotgun in his hands" (17 hours and 7 minutes ago)
3. 26.61 MHz: "Such a raunchy, sexy man" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
4. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Doctor" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
5. 26.61 MHz: "Demented gleam in eye" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
6. 26.61 MHz: "Squirting syringes at the sky" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
7. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Scout" (17 hours and 6 minutes ago)
8. 26.61 MHz: "Flying on the rooftops" (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
9. 26.61 MHz: "Til he hits that ruined wall" (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
10. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Consumer" (17 hours and 5 minutes ago)
11. 26.61 MHz: "Pathetically searching for a mall..." (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
12. 26.61 MHz: "But I see Braaainz, I see Braaaaaiinz!" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
13. 26.61 MHz: "I can't fight the zombie within" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
14. 26.61 MHz: "I take you at ease with some cheddar cheese" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
15. 26.61 MHz: "You strip down for me but all I can see" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
16. 26.61 MHz: "Is your Corpus Callosum" (17 hours and 4 minutes ago)
17. 26.61 MHz: "I see your Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinz..." (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
18. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a fireman" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
19. 26.61 MHz: "Brandishing his axe" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
20. 26.61 MHz: "Cleaving through his victims" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
21. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a Medic" (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
22. 26.61 MHz: "Patching up the wounds" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
23. 26.61 MHz: "Of some necrophilian clan" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
24. 26.61 MHz: "Some see an Assistant" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
25. 26.61 MHz: "Tagging all the corpses" (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
26. 26.61 MHz: "That smile a little too friendly" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
27. 26.61 MHz: "Some see a policeman" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
28. 26.61 MHz: "'Cading his PD" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
29. 26.61 MHz: "But I see Braaainz, I see Braaaaiinz!" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
30. 26.61 MHz: "And my BARHAH sense kicks in" (17 hours and 1 minute ago)
31. 26.61 MHz: "Body parts you hate on my dinner plate" (exactly 17 hours ago)
32. 26.61 MHz: "I've got a pure and perfect love" (exactly 17 hours ago)
33. 26.61 MHz: "for your Hypothalamus" (exactly 17 hours ago)
34. 26.61 MHz: "I see yoooooouuuuuuur Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinz..." (exactly 17 hours ago)
35. 26.61 MHz: "2000 years ago, some saw him lurching" (exactly 17 hours ago)
36. 26.61 MHz: "from an empty grave..............................?" (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
37. 26.61 MHz: "Well..(cough cough)..then that explains everything!" (16 hours and 59 minutes ago)
38. 26.61 MHz: "That was Third Day singing their favorite slough fitted to" (16 hours and 58 minutes ago)
39. 26.61 MHz: "our current situation. This is etinixa, your DJ for tonight" (16 hours and 57 minutes ago)
40. 26.61 MHz: "Signing off. Don't forget to smell the roses." (16 hours and 56 minutes ago)
41. 26.61 MHz: "uh..." (16 hours and 48 minutes ago)

Add New Radio Messages Here

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Pequileat Surprise

1. 26.05 MHz: "FOCUS: To help you all warm your bellies, today we're" (16 hours and 41 minutes ago)
2. 26.05 MHz: "featuring ~Pequileat Surprise~, a recipe created by" (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
3. 26.05 MHz: "accomplished chef Penguinpyro." (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
4. 26.05 MHz: "Pequileat Surprise is a zesty dish, incorporating tequila" (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
5. 26.05 MHz: "and pie to make even more bland varieties of harmanz pop." (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
6. 26.05 MHz: "Survivors and zombies of all factions can enjoy this" (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
7. 26.05 MHz: "wonderful mash." (16 hours and 40 minutes ago)
8. 26.05 MHz: "INGREDIENTS: 1 living harman. 3/4 cups of Tequila." (16 hours and 39 minutes ago)
9. 26.05 MHz: "1 baked 12 inch pie shell. 1/2 sliced banana. 4 tsp salt." (16 hours and 39 minutes ago)
10. 26.05 MHz: "2 tbsp sugar. 10 ounces milk. 3 egg yolks. Mixed seasonings." (16 hours and 39 minutes ago)
11. 26.05 MHz: "TOOLS: Carving knife or zombie claws. Crowbar, if survivor." (16 hours and 39 minutes ago)
12. 26.05 MHz: "PREPARATION: 1) Non-lethally subdue the harman." (16 hours and 39 minutes ago)
13. 26.05 MHz: "Banana Gang Bang is optional but strongly recommended for" (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
14. 26.05 MHz: "additional tenderization. Do not use the ingredient banana." (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
15. 26.05 MHz: "2) Sprinkle salt onto the harman. Disregard screams." (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
16. 26.05 MHz: "3) Begin rendering the harman into raw harmanbargahrz," (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
17. 26.05 MHz: "using zombie claws or crowbar. Pulverize for 1 man-hour." (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
18. 26.05 MHz: "4) Use knife/claws to remove bones and brain. Continue" (16 hours and 38 minutes ago)
19. 26.05 MHz: "mashing until finely ground. Drain blood and fluids." (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
20. 26.05 MHz: "5) If you are a survivor, create a fire. Cook harmanbargarhz" (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
21. 26.05 MHz: "for 1 hour or until ready. Zombies may skip this step." (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
22. 26.05 MHz: "6) Season the harmanbargahrz as appropriate." (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
23. 26.05 MHz: "7) Place cooked harmanbargahrz into pie crust, fitting as" (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
24. 26.05 MHz: "much as possible in until 3/4 of the pie is filled. Only a" (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
25. 26.05 MHz: "fraction of the harman will be used. Save the remains." (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
26. 26.05 MHz: "8) Mix milk, salt, sugar, tequila, and eggs. Pour into pie." (16 hours and 37 minutes ago)
27. 26.05 MHz: "9) Survivors, cook pie over the fire until golden brown." (16 hours and 36 minutes ago)
28. 26.05 MHz: "10) Top off pie with sliced banana and leftover brains." (16 hours and 36 minutes ago)
29. 26.05 MHz: "11) Make offerings to Barhah using the leftover remains." (16 hours and 36 minutes ago)
30. 26.05 MHz: "This recipe makes one pie, which serves four. Enjoy." (16 hours and 36 minutes ago)

Caiger Clothing Ad

1. 26.43 MHz: "It is 10:12PM UTC, Monday Nov 23rd, time for the broadcast" (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
2. 26.43 MHz: "First a Human Interest story" (5 hours and 21 minutes ago)
3. 26.43 MHz: "Every survivor has, at one point,realized one thing:" (5 hours and 20 minutes ago)
4. 26.43 MHz: "That their clothing will eventually get soaked in blood" (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)
5. 26.43 MHz: "For example Chaos42249 has mentioned that it's so refreshing" (5 hours and 19 minutes ago)
6. 26.43 MHz: "To put on a new change of clothes here at Caiger" (5 hours and 18 minutes ago)
7. 26.43 MHz: "This is totally not a sponsored story, just a fact" (5 hours and 18 minutes ago)

Speedbird 38

1. 26.04 MHz: "Mayday mayday mayday, Speedbird 38, double engine failure" (yesterday)
2. 26.04 MHz: "Come in, Speedbird 38? I'm going to assume you crashed here." (20 hours and 20 minutes ago)
3. 26.04 MHz: "And, given that you thought calling for help would do" (20 hours and 19 minutes ago)
4. 26.04 MHz: "anything, I'm going to assume you're not from Malton." (20 hours and 19 minutes ago)
5. 26.04 MHz: "So, as you reanimate and stare blankly at your radio, let me" (20 hours and 19 minutes ago)
6. 26.04 MHz: "explain what your 'life' will be in Malton until you" (20 hours and 18 minutes ago)
7. 26.04 MHz: "are finally be ripped into too many pieces to revive." (20 hours and 18 minutes ago)
8. 26.04 MHz: "The dead own this city. The living are just guests here." (20 hours and 18 minutes ago)
9. 26.04 MHz: "When the dead aren't around, you can try to worry about the" (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
10. 26.04 MHz: "cold and rain and hunger and thirst. You will learn to love" (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
11. 26.04 MHz: "these distractions. When the dead come to your area, do not" (20 hours and 17 minutes ago)
12. 26.04 MHz: "run. When the dead breach your 'safehouse,' do not run." (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
13. 26.04 MHz: "They will find you, one day or the next. If you make it" (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
14. 26.04 MHz: "easy, they'll kill you, and that will be that." (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
15. 26.04 MHz: "If you resist, they won't kill you. They'll rip off bits and" (20 hours and 16 minutes ago)
16. 26.04 MHz: "pieces of you, they'll make you watch and they'll ram the" (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
17. 26.04 MHz: "pieces back where they don't belong, and when you are" (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
18. 26.04 MHz: "graced with the sweet release of death, they will be upset" (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
19. 26.04 MHz: "that you died to soon. So don't get any ambitious ideas" (20 hours and 15 minutes ago)
20. 26.04 MHz: "about resistance, escape or, Petroskjo forbid, safety." (20 hours and 14 minutes ago)
21. 26.04 MHz: "You now belong to the dead, just like this city. Out." (20 hours and 14 minutes ago)

The Ballad of Pete

1. 26.11 MHz: "Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the Malton dream." (3 hours and 53 minutes ago)
2. 26.11 MHz: "About me, about you, about the way our Malton hearts beat" (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
3. 26.11 MHz: "way down in the bottom of our chests." (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
4. 26.11 MHz: "About the special feeling we get in the ..." *static* "...les of our heart" (3 hours and 52 minutes ago)
5. 26.11 MHz: "maybe below the ..." *static* "...les, maybe in the sub-..." *static* "...le area," (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
6. 26.11 MHz: "maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
7. 26.11 MHz: "the colon. We don't know…" (3 hours and 51 minutes ago)
8. 26.11 MHz: "Pete's just a regular Joe with a regular job." (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
9. 26.11 MHz: "He's your average white suburbanite slob" (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
10. 26.11 MHz: "He likes football and porno and books about war." (3 hours and 50 minutes ago)
11. 26.11 MHz: "He's got an average house with a nice hardwood floor." (3 hours and 49 minutes ago)
12. 26.11 MHz: "His boyfriend and his job, his kids and his car." (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
13. 26.11 MHz: "His feet on his table and a Cuban cigar." (3 hours and 48 minutes ago)
14. 26.11 MHz: "But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like him" (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
15. 26.11 MHz: "interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh)." (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
16. 26.11 MHz: "No, he's gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense" (3 hours and 47 minutes ago)
17. 26.11 MHz: "(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
18. 26.11 MHz: "He drives really slow in the ultra-fast lane," (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
19. 26.11 MHz: "While people behind him are going insane." (3 hours and 46 minutes ago)
20. 26.11 MHz: "He's an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)" (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
21. 26.11 MHz: "He's an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)" (3 hours and 45 minutes ago)
22. 26.11 MHz: "He uses public toilets for sex and ..." *static* "...es on the seat," (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
23. 26.11 MHz: "He walks around in the summertime saying" (3 hours and 44 minutes ago)
24. 26.11 MHz: " How about this heat?" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
25. 26.11 MHz: "He's an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
26. 26.11 MHz: "He's an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)" (3 hours and 43 minutes ago)
27. 26.11 MHz: "Sometimes he parks in handicapped spaces," (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
28. 26.11 MHz: "While handicapped people make handicapped faces." (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
29. 26.11 MHz: "He's an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)
30. 26.11 MHz: "He's an asshole (He's a real ..." *static* "...ing asshole)" (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)

2 years

28.01 MHz: "I haven't played in 2 years" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "nobody cares.stfu" (1 hour and 38 minutes ago)

Hey wait who left this radio on?

28.01 MHz: "Hey there Malton!" (10 hours and 24 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "I'm Cal Corn coming straight at ya from south Caiger." (10 hours and 23 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Today, things happened and other things didn't." (10 hours and 22 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "I here it's going to be all okay..." (10 hours and 21 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "as long as you have nice intentions that is." (10 hours and 21 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Suck it baby! Harder!harder!faster!baby,yes!" (7 hours and 20 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Bendover baby let me see it!yeah!" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "*flap*flap*flap*Yeah,baby harder baby*flap*flap*flap*flap*" (7 hours and 18 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "ok,now put that strap on on and do me!" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "You'll never get tha bigt head in that small hole,here i'll" (7 hours and 15 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "hold it open...*fluck*got it in? Oh yeah babe!" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Hey wait who left this radio on?oh ..." *static* "...!*crackle*" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Urban Twitter

26.06 MHz: "# zeds in SE corner of Dowdney." (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)

26.06 MHz: "3 Zeds, not #Zeds. This ain't Urban Twitter, Rexy." (13 hours and 37 minutes ago)

rise up!

28.01 MHz: "Evening, sinners. I'm just here to spread the word" (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Of the Man, and guys and gals, it's time to hold someone you" (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "love tight and say goodbye, because the Man says rise up." (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "Hope to see you all real soon." (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (2 hours and 19 minutes ago)

Random One Liner

27.11 MHz: "Who loves orange soda!?!?!" (5 hours and 13 minutes ago)

Kevan

28.01 MHz: "Kevan is a dope"

28.01 MHz: "His butt looks like the Pope"

28.01 MHz: "When he goes to the club, he goes grope, grope!"

Ode to Malton

26.06 MHz: "How doth the city sit solitary, that was full of people"

26.06 MHz: "How is she become as a widow"

26.06 MHz: "She that was great among the nations"

26.06 MHz: "and princess among the provinces"

26.06 MHz: "How is she become tributary!"

wtf lol

28.01 MHz: "Well I know moi name is Simon" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "And I like to dew drewrings!" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "Oh! That was ever so much fun it was!" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cap" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "*cape*" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kinda mean" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "routine." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon," (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: " and cut through all this red tape" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "At an arms called the Buckrell, where we'll plan our escape" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "It was my own lovely lady, and she said, Oh, it's you." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "And we laughed for a moment, and I said, I never knew.." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "You're the love that I've looked for, come with me," (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "and escape." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain." (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "If you like makin love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape" (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "You're the love that I've looked for, come with me," (yesterday)

28.01 MHz: "and escape." (yesterday)

Rejected Votes

1. Dupe of below. Asheets 22:16, 20 March 2012 (UTC)
2. Dupe. --VVV ^RPMBG 18:10, 4 June 2012 (BST)

pokemon battle

28.01 MHz: "You teach me and I'll teach you!" (7 hours and 25 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "POKEEMON!" (7 hours and 25 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "A wild zombie appeared!" (7 hours and 24 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "The wild zombie used bite!" (7 hours and 24 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "It's super effective!" (7 hours and 23 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "You've been infected!" (7 hours and 23 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "You use shotgun!" (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "You miss!" (7 hours and 22 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "The wild zombie used scratch!" (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "You use shotgun!" (7 hours and 21 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "It's super effective!" (7 hours and 20 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "The wild zombie used scent death!" (7 hours and 20 minutes ago)

28.01 MHz: "The wild zombie fled!" (7 hours and 20 minutes ago)

Do You Like... To Escape?

2. 28.01 MHz: "Well you know my name is Simon" (19 hours and 46 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "And I like to dew drewrings!" (19 hours and 45 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "Oh! That was ever so much fun it was!" (19 hours and 45 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long." (19 hours and 42 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song." (19 hours and 42 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed" (19 hours and 42 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:" (19 hours and 42 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain." (19 hours and 41 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain." (19 hours and 41 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cap" (19 hours and 41 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape." (19 hours and 40 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kinda mean" (19 hours and 40 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine" (19 hours and 39 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad." (19 hours and 39 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad." (19 hours and 39 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain." (19 hours and 38 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne." (19 hours and 38 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon," (19 hours and 38 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: " and cut through all this red tape" (19 hours and 38 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "At an arms called the Buckrell, where we'll plan our escape" (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place." (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face" (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "It was my own lovely lady, and she said, Oh, it's you." (19 hours and 34 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "And we laughed for a moment, and I said, I never knew.." (19 hours and 33 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain" (19 hours and 33 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne." (19 hours and 33 minutes ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape" (19 hours and 32 minutes ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "You're the love that I've looked for, come with me," (19 hours and 32 minutes ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "and escape." (19 hours and 32 minutes ago)
31. 28.01 MHz: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain." (19 hours and 31 minutes ago)
32. 28.01 MHz: "If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain." (19 hours and 31 minutes ago)
33. 28.01 MHz: "If you like makin love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape" (19 hours and 31 minutes ago)
34. 28.01 MHz: "You're the love that I've looked for, come with me," (19 hours and 30 minutes ago)
35. 28.01 MHz: "and escape." (19 hours and 30 minutes ago)

Keep Votes

1. Asheets 22:17, 20 March 2012 (UTC)

Remember That TV Show?

1. 28.01 MHz: "This is the story" (yesterday)
2. 28.01 MHz: "All about how" (yesterday)
3. 28.01 MHz: "My life got switched, turn upside down!" (yesterday)
4. 28.01 MHz: "And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right here." (yesterday)
5. 28.01 MHz: "Tell 'ya all about I became the prince of Malton!" (yesterday) ...and again.

Rejected Votes

1. Someone else beat ya to the punch. We already have a full length version of the Fresh Prince of Caiger Mall. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:28, 29 February 2012 (UTC)
2. As Axe. Asheets 22:14, 20 March 2012 (UTC)

Malton Music Radio: Afrobeat Show

1. 27.53 MHz: Good afternoon, Malton! This is Malton Music Radio with
2. 27.53 MHz: N. from Zombra's Pub, your breathing DJ of the day!
3. 27.53 MHz: That can, of course, change in an instant :-)
4. 27.53 MHz: Kicking off our Afrobeat Show, we'd like to play a tribute
5. 27.53 MHz: to Nigerian musician Fela Kuti, also known as the
6. 27.53 MHz: Father Of Afrobeat! It's his '70s Hit "Zombie", a scathing
7. 27.53 MHz: attack on the Nigerian soldiers of his day, but also oddly
8. 27.53 MHz: appropriate for our lovely community! Let's hit it:
9. 27.53 MHz: *infectious dance beat, percussion & saxophone start up*
10. 27.53 MHz: *long instrumental intro* *nasal deep African voice*
11. 27.53 MHz: Zombie-o, zombie (African choir: Zombie-o, zombie)
12. 27.53 MHz: Zombie no go go, unless you tell am to go (choir: Zombie!)
13. 27.53 MHz: Zombie no go stop, unless you tell am to stop (Zombie!)
14. 27.53 MHz: Zombie no go turn, unless you tell am to turn (Zombie!)
15. 27.53 MHz: Zombie no go think, unless you tell am to think (Zombie!)
16. 27.53 MHz: Zombie-o, zombie (African choir: Zombie-o, zombie)
17. 27.53 MHz: Tell am to go straight, a-joro, jaro, joro
18. 27.53 MHz: No break, no job, no sense, a-joro, jaro, joro
19. 27.53 MHz: Tell am to go kill, a-joro, jaro, joro
20. 27.53 MHz: No break, no job, no sense, a-joro, jaro, joro
21. 27.53 MHz: Tell am to go quench, a-joro, jaro, joro
22. 27.53 MHz: No break, no job, no sense, a-joro, jaro, joro
23. 27.53 MHz: Go and kill! (choir: Joro, jaro, joro!)
24. 27.53 MHz: Go and die! (Joro, jaro, joro!)
25. 27.53 MHz: Go and quench! (Joro, jaro, joro!)
26. 27.53 MHz: Put am for reverse! (Joro, jaro, joro!)
27. 27.53 MHz: Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way
28. 27.53 MHz: Joro, jara, joro, zombie wey na one way,
29. 27.53 MHz: A-joro, jaro, joroooo... Woah!!
30. 27.53 MHz: Attention! (Zombie)
31. 27.53 MHz: Quick march! Slow march! (Zombie)
32. 27.53 MHz: Left turn! Right turn! (Zombie)
33. 27.53 MHz: About turn! Double up! (Zombie)
34. 27.53 MHz: Salute! Open your head! (Zombie)
35. 27.53 MHz: Stand at ease! Fall in! (Zombie)
36. 27.53 MHz: Fall out! Fall down! Hup!! (Zombie)
37. 27.53 MHz: *wild surrealistic keyboard solo* *dance beat fades out*
38. 27.53 MHz: And that wraps up the Afrobeat Show for today! I hope you
39. 27.53 MHz: liked it as much as we did here. We haven't seen that many
40. 27.53 MHz: zeds dancing in the street outside of Zombra's Pub in a
41. 27.53 MHz: while! Zombies, survivors, friends, do your thing, but
42. 27.53 MHz: never forget - keep da beat goin'! Bye!!

Keep Votes

1. Definitely more on topic than the Hamster Dance above... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Kemboushou (talk • contribs) 11:35, 14 March 2012 (UTC).

Rejected Votes

1. Not quite enough to make the cut. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:30, 29 February 2012 (UTC)

The town, it is a-changing

1. 26.06 MHz: "The years have made me bitter," (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
2. 26.06 MHz: "the drink has dimmed my brain," (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
3. 26.06 MHz: "'cause Santlerville keeps changing," (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
4. 26.06 MHz: "and nothing seems the same" (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
5. 26.06 MHz: "My Dribbling Beavers all are gone," (1 hour and 44 minutes ago)
6. 26.06 MHz: "My Hall is long pulled down," (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
7. 26.06 MHz: "as the Grey unyielding zombies" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
8. 26.06 MHz: "make a graveyard of my town" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
9. 26.06 MHz: "But I'll stay here with my shotgun" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
10. 26.06 MHz: "and watch the light decline" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
11. 26.06 MHz: "and I'll remember Santlerville" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)
12. 26.06 MHz: "in the rare old times" (1 hour and 43 minutes ago)

Keep Votes

Sentimental and touching —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Daftheed (talk • contribs) 20:25, 22 October 2014 (UTC).

Love Letter

1. 26.84 MHz: "Hey. I know we haven't seen eachother," (37 minutes ago)
2. 26.84 MHz: "or even talked, in a long time ..." (37 minutes ago)
3. 26.84 MHz: "but i've been doing a lot of thinking lately," (37 minutes ago)
4. 26.84 MHz: "and i want you to know that i miss you." (37 minutes ago)
5. 26.84 MHz: "Not like i regret what happened or even" (37 minutes ago)
6. 26.84 MHz: " i want to see you again. just..." (37 minutes ago)
7. 26.84 MHz: " it's strange to think that someone i used to know" (36 minutes ago)
8. 26.84 MHz: "so well, is now a total stranger..." (36 minutes ago)
9. 26.84 MHz: "that i sometimes go entire days without thinking" (36 minutes ago)
10. 26.84 MHz: "of you, even a little. most of the time," (36 minutes ago)
11. 26.84 MHz: "i let myself forget, because it's easier." (36 minutes ago)
12. 26.84 MHz: " but then i find something..." (36 minutes ago)
13. 26.84 MHz: " an old order,or a picture how to torture someone" (36 minutes ago)
14. 26.84 MHz: " a page of the delta cult handbook" (736 minutes ago)
15. 26.84 MHz: "and the full weight of what's been lost comes" (36 minutes ago)
16. 26.84 MHz: "crashing down on me. but this isnt regret...." (35 minutes ago)
17. 26.84 MHz: " back at the start wedidnt need reason for anything" (35 minutes ago)
18. 26.84 MHz: "it all just happened we did have" (35 minutes ago)
19. 26.84 MHz: "common interests, and similar goals..." (35 minutes ago)
20. 26.84 MHz: "we really got along together but we didnt need" (35 minutes ago)
21. 26.84 MHz: "a reason to fall into the shadows, we just did" (35 minutes ago)
22. 26.84 MHz: "the reasons came at the end, and everything" (35 minutes ago)
23. 26.84 MHz: "that's happened since has all been about reasons." (35 minutes ago)
24. 26.84 MHz: "and that's good. it means that one day i might" (35 minutes ago)
25. 26.84 MHz: "find someone i wont have to say goodbye to." (35 minutes ago)
26. 26.84 MHz: "but a part of me misses just obeying someone," (34 minutes ago)
27. 26.84 MHz: "and knowing they love you back, and thats all." (34 minutes ago)
28. 26.84 MHz: "i guess what i'm saying is, i hope you achieved" (34 minutes ago)
29. 26.84 MHz: "ETERNAL afterlife. and that everything is great." (34 minutes ago)
30. 26.84 MHz: "i hope you found a new worshipper one that listens" (34 minutes ago)
31. 26.84 MHz: "to your whispers in the dark, and that your happy" (34 minutes ago)
32. 26.84 MHz: "but a small part of me hopes" (34 minutes ago)
33. 26.84 MHz: " that you still remember what it whas like before" (34 minutes ago)
34. 26.84 MHz: "all the shadows....." (34 minutes ago)
35. 26.84 MHz: " and that you miss me to." (33 minutes ago)

My Favorite Things

1. 26.14 MHz: "Braindrops from crowbars and blisters on fingers" (11 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 26.14 MHz: "Bright shining gennies aids warm beery mingers" (11 hours and 36 minutes ago)
3. 26.14 MHz: "Gents in crap gimp suits tied up with strings" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 26.14 MHz: "These are a few of my favorite things" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
5. 26.14 MHz: "Green coloured peanuts and crisps stole from Tesco" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
6. 26.14 MHz: "Shotguns and slaying and rats cooked with noodles" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
7. 26.14 MHz: "Daft looking PKers with their food on their chins" (11 hours and 35 minutes ago)
8. 26.14 MHz: "These are a few of my favorite things" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
9. 26.14 MHz: "Girls in white dresses with bloody red gashes" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
10. 26.14 MHz: "Guts, brains n' gore that're stuck to my eyelashes" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
11. 26.14 MHz: "Finding a flak jacket or a revivification syringe" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
12. 26.14 MHz: "These are a few of my favorite things" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
13. 26.14 MHz: "When the zed bites" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
14. 26.14 MHz: "When I spill drinks" (11 hours and 34 minutes ago)
15. 26.14 MHz: "When I'm feeling sad" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
16. 26.14 MHz: "I simply remember my favorite things" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
17. 26.14 MHz: "And then I don't feel..." (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)
18. 26.14 MHz: "so bad" (11 hours and 33 minutes ago)

Politics reaches Malton, also spam

1. 28.01 MHz: "What's new dipshts??? Thought you could drown me out with" (17 hours and 36 minutes ago)
2. 28.01 MHz: "catfights and MAGA MAGA MAGA and youtube videos and" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
3. 28.01 MHz: "mall distress calls? Well I'm BACK!! I'm still here" (17 hours and 35 minutes ago)
4. 28.01 MHz: "suckin on Obama's toes while we laugh at you Trumptards" (17 hours and 34 minutes ago)
5. 28.01 MHz: "crumble while your god gets impeached!" (17 hours and 33 minutes ago)
6. 28.01 MHz: "You losers haven't even found your way out of Malton yet!LOL" (17 hours and 32 minutes ago)
7. 28.01 MHz: "Later aswipes! Obama's toes taste great with" (17 hours and 30 minutes ago)
8. 28.01 MHz: "ORANGE marmalade LOL!" (17 hours and 29 minutes ago)
9. 28.01 MHz: "Lol Trump is never going to be impeached" (16 hours and 25 minutes ago)
10. 28.01 MHz: "Their case is sht and they know it" (16 hours and 25 minutes ago)
11. 28.01 MHz: "Trump is the president and can do whatever tf he wants" (16 hours and 25 minutes ago)
12. 28.01 MHz: "Shove it aswipe! Have your talking Trump stuffed toy sing u" (16 hours and 3 minutes ago)
13. 28.01 MHz: "a lullaby!" (16 hours and 3 minutes ago)
14. 28.01 MHz: "ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP" (15 hours and 27 minutes ago)
15. 28.01 MHz: "MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA" (15 hours and 26 minutes ago)
16. 28.01 MHz: "PRAISE BE TO THE SAVIOR OF THE WHITE MAN IN AMERICA" (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
17. 28.01 MHz: "DONALD TRUMP" (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
18. 28.01 MHz: "HE WHO CUTS THE USELESS MINORITIES OFF" (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
19. 28.01 MHz: "WHO WILL BRING PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO MAKE OUR COUNTRY" (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
20. 28.01 MHz: "A BETTER PLACE IN TO AMERICA!" (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
21. 28.01 MHz: "NO MORE WILL WE LET HORDES OF STARVING PARASITES ACROSS" (15 hours and 25 minutes ago)
22. 28.01 MHz: "CRIMINALS WITH SAVAGE CULTURES AND BLOOD" (15 hours and 24 minutes ago)
23. 28.01 MHz: "ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP" (15 hours and 24 minutes ago)
24. 28.01 MHz: "MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA" (15 hours and 24 minutes ago)
25. 28.01 MHz: "Shove it aswipe. Sick of your bullsht." (15 hours and 13 minutes ago)
26. 28.01 MHz: "Lol. Wingnut got PWONED again." (15 hours and 12 minutes ago)
27. 28.01 MHz: "Who posted???????" (14 hours and 16 minutes ago)
28. 28.01 MHz: "MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA" (13 hours and 44 minutes ago)
29. 28.01 MHz: "This one goes out to all my Trump heads out there!" (13 hours and 44 minutes ago)
30. 28.01 MHz: "https://youtu.be/tFFOUkipI4U" (13 hours and 44 minutes ago)
31. 28.01 MHz: "MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA" (13 hours and 44 minutes ago)
32. 28.01 MHz: "MAGAt MAGAt MAGAt MAGAt" (13 hours and 28 minutes ago)
33. 28.01 MHz: "Grab your red hats and your tiki torches everyone!" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
34. 28.01 MHz: "We’ve got science to deny!" (13 hours and 16 minutes ago)
35. 28.01 MHz: "Fk em! Just look at these inbred white hillbillies!" (12 hours and 55 minutes ago)
36. 28.01 MHz: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8Hbb13Nctg" (12 hours and 55 minutes ago)
37. 28.01 MHz: "MAGAt MAGAt MAGAt MAGAt" (12 hours and 4 minutes ago)
38. 28.01 MHz: "ASSREEK TRUCKER'S DISCOLORED FERMENTING ASSCRACK" (8 hours and 57 minutes ago)
39. 28.01 MHz: "TRUCK DRIVER'S ASS EXPLOSION ALL OVER THE WALLS AND CEILING" (8 hours and 57 minutes ago)
40. 28.01 MHz: "FUNKY OLDP1SS BUM REEKS OF OLD P1SS AND ROTTING HOBO ASSHOLE" (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)
41. 28.01 MHz: "OLDP1SSBUMP1SSBUMP1SSBUMP1SSBUMBOBUMBOBUMKIBUMKIBUMBUMBUM" (8 hours and 56 minutes ago)
42. 28.01 MHz: "HO LAWD Y'ALL SUMZABITCHUZ Y'ALL STAINK LAHK ASS" (8 hours and 55 minutes ago)
43. 28.01 MHz: "SMELLZLAK SUM MUHFUGGIN TRUHK DRAHVUR MUHFUGGIN TRUHK" (8 hours and 54 minutes ago)
44. 28.01 MHz: "SUMZABITCH LOOKADAT SUMZABITCH DONE TUKASHID'NIS SEMAH TRUHK" (8 hours and 53 minutes ago)
45. 28.01 MHz: "DONE BLOWED SHID EVERWHAR SUMB'DY'S AS-HOAL DONE BLOWED UP" (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
46. 28.01 MHz: "Prayer circle at ri**er’s place! Be there or be square!" (19 minutes ago)