Talk:Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile

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Membership standards

Do we in fact have any?

the only standard i can think of is to have faith in our lord.Arikane 18:22, 14 August 2007 (BST)

Sounds good to me. Brarz za Grargargarah!! (Praise the Crocodile!!) --Cman yall 06:48, 21 August 2007 (BST)

Very cool group indeed, but can you follow this religion as one of the living impared as well?--Vista ⁺¹ 12:48, 9 May 2007 (BST)

as long as you dont eat the living followers, i dont see why not.Arikane 16:23, 9 May 2007 (BST)

I'm not convinced about that... I think our Toothed Master would be quite comfortable with the idea of eating people ;) --Cman yall 10:56, 18 May 2007 (BST)

.....you know...you've got a good point there. Arikane 22:33, 21 May 2007 (BST)

You guys are breath of fresh air aound here...good on ya.--Kristi of the Dead 07:54, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Things to do

Feel free to add to the list with your own ideas. Arikane 16:57, 7 May 2007 (BST)

More miracles
More scriptures (maybe passages from the Croc-o-bible?)

Well, as long as we don't actually call it the Croc-o-bible...--Mark Eaton 7 May 2007

i'm just throwing out ideas. some will be good and some will be bad.Arikane 16:00, 8 May 2007 (BST)

Patron Saints and Prophets.

I'm not sure that's a good idea... does the Cult of the Crocodile have to be modelled entirely on christianity? Some people might get offended, others (non-christians) might be generally uncomfortable with it --Cman yall 22:14, 7 May 2007 (BST)

See, this is a problem I've had for a while and a theological sticking point for me. There are other stuffed crocodiles out there, one only a few buildings away, and they can be aquired more or less endlessly if we want to. Now, we obviously have the One True Crocodile, and a Patron Saint or two can't hurt as long as they're human or zed, but I agree about keeping steered away from being overly-Christian. Perhaps instead of an expanded pantheon (they get messy, and its where the Greeks and Scandanavians went wrong) we can use other stuffed crocodiles as totems or something along those lines. --Mark Eaton 7 May 2007

Surely all stuffed crocodiles are equal? They are all but symbols of His Toothy Magnificence. --Cman yall

The multiple stuffed crocs could be a sign of his Omnipresence. and i agree that it shouldn't be modelled completely on christianity but writers write about what they know and thats the one religion i know well enough about to parody. if you have a good understanding of other religions, please feel free to throw in some things. Arikane 16:00, 8 May 2007 (BST)

Need to do a survey of the members, to find out what the crocodile means to them... then maybe we can divide up into various sects and sub-cults, and have a holy war or two :) --Cman yall 21:14, 8 May 2007 (BST)

holy wars would be fun but we should probably wait until we're a bit bigger before we start splitting into sects. or how about this: what if some of us start cults following other stuffed animals? and then have a holy war between the different animal cults.Arikane 22:25, 10 May 2007 (BST)

Can't happen... There is the crocodile, and no others... Also, right now, we don't have the membership... When we do have about 50 people or so, we'll actually be able to acomplish something... To far away from a mall to help those... But I could envision a COSC revive point... And all the zeds we could kill for our stuffed lord... Unity is necessary... 00:31, 14 May 2007 (BST)

certainly need a revive point, I've been dead for several days now :( but for some reason there are a bunch of survivors outside the entry point hospital, and Mrrrggggh is having a bagnag (picnic) with them ;) --Cman yall 07:18, 14 May 2007 (BST)

more prayers
calender of holidays
A picture of our lord Croc
One of them banner thingies maybe? "This user or group pays homage to our Scaly Lord" or something... anyone know how to make those?

Well... Miracles happen as they happen... Don't think we have any unlisted ones yet...

Does anyone else think we should have a header to our page that lists the current status of the PD and the current decorations? I think it would be a good idea. Acidical 22:38, 22 October 2007 (BST)

CoC questions

Hi, I've gotten it into my head to do a bit of a newsish type thing for fun. I thought it would be interesting to ask all the leaders of all the groups listed on the stats page a few questions. Then when I got them all together begin posting them on the big forums and the wiki just for fun. I know you're prolly busy but I'd love it if you could take a quick second and look over the questions I've written below. You don't have to answer all of them if you don't like.

In any event I just thought it would be fun to get everyone's answers and compare them and what not.

Thanks again

First lot of answers added by Cman yall 20:28, 8 September 2007 (BST). More answers required, I am merely one more follower of our Toothy Lord. Cultists only please.

1. How long have you been in Malton?

4 months or so?

2. What is your best memory or memories of this city?

When His Temple of Taxidermy was whole, with its 12 European paintings and it's one Toothy Avatar. Before the minions of the Alligator ****ed it up for us.

3. What are some Lessons you've learned during your stay here?

Don't trust the minions of the Alligator.

4. Who's your right hand man/woman? And why do you trust them?

We are all equal in the eyes of our Scaled Protector.

5. What makes a good Human Leader? / Zombie Leader? / Pk Leader?

Green scales, a wide jaw, and many many teeth.

6. What does your group do best?

Argue about silly things until a consensus is reached, and then lay a disorganised smackdown.

7. What is your groups greatest accomplishment?

Holding together despite the evil Alligator's plots against our sanity.

8. Why are you in charge?

The Crocodile is in charge, we are but his minions.

9. If you weren't in this group which group would you be in?

No group.

10. What's the future of your group?

Only our Toothy Lord knows.

11. Who is Malton's best leader? / Who would you follow?

Er... ?

12. What group do you secretly admire? / Why?

Um... ? I expect this question to be a popular target for vandals.

13. Who is your Favorite Group in the City?

See 12.

14. What is the Future of Malton?

One day, if we are sufficiently worthy, the Taxidermied Terror will return, and smite the evil doers, raise all the dead, and restore the city to its former glory.

15. Do you have a Favorite Suburb?

Dunningwood, our home.

16. Who is the most powerful person in the City?

Our Scaled Protector, of course.

17. What is the best UD upgrade?

Decorations.

18. What question should I have asked you? (answer that one).

If you could change one thing about the game, what would it be? Answer: allow survivors to change decorations, so we didn't have to zombify in order to fix the alligator minions' mischief against our temple. Of course, that would make the mischeif easier too... hmmm...

19. Who else should I ask about leadership?

Everyone should answer :)

20. What would you change about Malton if you could?

I would rid the Holy PD of stuffed alligators, and banish them all to the west side where zombies hold sway.

21. If you excaped Malton what would be the first thing you'd do?

I'm going to Disney Land!

22. Any advice for an aspiring group leader?

Don't bother, it's not worth making yourself a target. The city is full of ****in idiots who think it's funny to annoy people.

23. Anything you want to say to the people of Malton?

$%#@ you, Lynch47 you zerging @#&%$, $%#@ you very much.

24. Tell me a Joke.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"

--Kristi of the Dead 06:33, 8 September 2007 (BST)

Membership Query

Greetings worshippers of the Crocodile, I have a question for you. As I understand it your membership is open to all, but I wanted to confirm whether one of your newest members truly is with your group. That person is yonnua koponen. The reason for my inquiry is because yonnua koponen is a known PKer, as indicated in the Rogues Gallery here and is also wanted by the Dulston Alliance (refer to the Black List) for several murders against one of its allied groups. If yonnua is with your group then that's fine, I will update her profile on the Black List as she requested, but this will lead to further discussions. Let me know. Thanks. --Mobius187 10:04 AM, November 11 2007 (EST)

Does s/he claim to worship our Toothy Lord after each kill? If so, then I guess s/he is a cultist of sorts... but we can't afford to pay for anything s/he broke :)

We believe that the Taxidermied Terror is fine with zombies biting survivors, but we've never really discussed out opinion of survivor vs survivor killing. Personally I'm against it... what do the rest of us think? --Cman yall 04:19, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Hello, this is Yonnua koponen. I would like to shed some light on some matters for you, the first of which is that I am in fact a male. More importantly however, I would like to explain to one and all that I am no longer a prominant PKer, only planning to PK those who offend the toothy lord, or those who attempt to kill my allies. Mr Usher, (Mobius187) may not call me a PKer, as many of teh people that I have 'PKed' are in fact in the rogues gallery themselves. All Hail the toothy Lord! Yonnua Koponen 18:17, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Splendid, a murky PKer of PKers who may have PKed some non-PKers but who can keep track? Welcome to the Cult :) --Cman yall 20:32, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Right then, it appears that settles that. I will update yonnua koponen's status on the Black List to reflect his (gotta change mental gears here, nearly put "her" again) new group. I should mention that the Alliance does not consider Dunningwood to be within its territories so the likelihood that he will run into any Alliance bounty hunters is slim to none. If he wishes to have himself removed from the Black List entirely I would recommend that yonnua drop by the Alliance forum and plead his case. Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions and have a nice day. :) --Mobius187 7:48 AM, November 14 2007 (EST)

By the way, in case you missed it, i've left your group. Yonnua Koponen 00:46, 30 August 2008 (BST)

The Toothy Lord still smiles upon you :D --Cman yall 03:29, 30 August 2008 (BST)

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Merry Christmas from the FOD!!

Greetings again Croco's! It's the first Christmas for the FOD. The season has put us in a reflective mood. We realize that without you Crocs, there would be no FOD. Please, take a moment and reflect with us on a couple of past events and take pride in the part you guys played.

• Fort Perryn Strike with the Sociopath Apostles
• Samhain Slaughter Halloween Special!!

• Samhain Slaughter - FOD contribution

• Campaign against the Quartly Study Group ARCHIVE

• Slaughter at Skilliter - from the campaign against the QSG

As a small token of our appreciation, I give you this: http://i3.tinypic.com/8fxja5v.jpg

As well, it seems your group is less active these days. The fire of your wiki seems to have gone out, like some neglected flame that has been extinguished. Perhaps all you need is a change of scenery. Why not accompany us on a campaign? Ludicrous you say! Outrageous! Perhaps. But maybe not. Have you taken a good look at what you have chosen as your 'master'? Look past the 'stuffing'. It's a Crocodile. A predator. Think about it my friends.

--Hibernaculum 19:59, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

The Crocodile is a predator, it's true, but He doesn't hunt in packs with carnivourous vegetables. So thanks, but I'll take a raincheck --Cman yall 20:33, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

• Carnivorous vegetables...we'll have to add that to the list. My friend, now is the time for you to finally come to understand our name. It seems the name has meant different things to different people. It's been passed around with the port at various meetings and never quite understood. We've been mistaken for hippies, flower children, veggies, poets and other such dregs. But alas, the name is simply lifted from a song and meant to represent the decay sweeping through Malton and our very small part in trying to counter it...of which you are already well versed in the ideology.
• As for joining us on a little hunt, the offer still stands. Perhaps his scaly, toothy grinned magnificence will reveal an alternate purpose for you and your brood in the fullness of time.
• And lastly, did you know that during our travels, we encountered a strange creature calling himself 'Lyle the Crocodile' who espoused many of your mantras? He was on tour with the QSG last I saw. We thought he was one of yours but didn't have a tag. Perhaps you have an acolyte out there you are not aware of? --Hibernaculum 00:44, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

I would not be surprised to discover that others have independently learned the truth about Our Toothy Lord, for truly, the Crocodile moves in mysterious ways. Perhaps this Lyle fellow will be led to the Holy PD at Skarin, and join us, or perhaps he follows his own path to the Scaled One's glory. --Cman yall 07:34, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Well Mrrgggggghh, did you's survive the March of the Dead? Does the holy temple still stand? --Hibernaculum 14:36, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Looks like it got taken down today... by the time you read this, I'll be braarzarng za Gragrargarah --Cman yall 05:48, 3 April 2008 (BST)

Interview with the BBC

I was wondering if there is a representative of your group who would like to do an interview for the BBC?

This is us here-->BBC

If interested, please contact Devourer of Worlds of the BBC.

Thank you

Praise or Grarz?

With the Temple now fallen, we need to decide. Especially since the zombie buff it'll be harder to retake. We need to decide now or never: Should we all meet and praise the Crocodile? Or meet to brarz za Grargargarah? Is it better hte praise indefinately, or to fight for the conditions of our praise? Though this 'problem' does remove the Reathxia situation, it still leads to the decision on whether or not we should praise Him in both life and death, or strive mainly for life. Discuss. -- unsigned comment was added by Prof Latirus I think...

Zombie buff? The zombies were always physically stronger, and when a mob that size decides to stick around, all you can do is wait for them to get bored.

I can think of two ways of getting them to wander off:

1) Continue to Braarz za Grargargarah, thus showing them that they haven't really stopped our cult, and they're wasting their time hanging around.

2) Attack buildings to the west of the Holy PD and use feeding groans to lure them away. Even if there's an organised and dedicated anti-cult zombie group, the groans may well pull their feral supporters away. Once they lose the ferals, it'll be harder to hold the place... of course, they can lure them back again with more feeding groans, so this method is unreliable as well as ethically questionable.

Of course that ignores the main question, about whether to Praise of Braarz... on that topic, I'm equally happy either way. Sooner or later the zed horde will move on, and we can come back to life then.

--Cman yall 18:26, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

Special Offer!

We at Sarge Mart would like to offer you guys free stuffed crocodiles, in exchange for some toothy wisdom in our testimonials section. *Hands you a Sarge Mart card* -- Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC} 21:36, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Malton Underground

maltonunderground@gmail.com - Orion Koffman wishes to negotiate via e-mail. Is this acceptable TMX Elmo? paper walls + Talk + Malton Underground 12:29, 4 June 2008 (BST)

Qızılbaş

Hey, we're interested in making an alliance. We are few but we value our independence, so we don't want to just add ourselves as Crocodile Cultists. I have personally set up Stuffed Crocodiles all over northeast Malton already... drop me a line on my talk page and tell me how I can reach you so I know who the fiendish Alligatoristas are. So I can kill them.

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Dunningwood but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but it’s for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 04:30, 31 July 2008 (BST)

We're mentioned in the Dunningwood page? WOOOOOT!!!! They like us, they really like us! --Cman yall 13:25, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Graffiti in Houldenbank

Someone has been defacing the Rotter's Relief Clinic in Houldenbank with anti-revive Crocodile Graffiti:

Somebody has spraypainted No Rotter revives per Cult of the Crocodile onto a wall.

Somebody has spraypainted No Rot revives. The Crocodile has spoken. onto a wall.

Somebody has spraypainted Skarin Rd PD crocodile is your master. onto a wall.

If this is from your group, please stop spraying over our Graffiti. If this isn't from your group, then you need to send some members down here and catch this guy.

Anti-Crocodile movements are forming all over Houldenbank, almost every building is getting repeatedly hit and most occupants are forming a serious grudge against you. The Rotter's Relief Clinic is entirely out of spray cans to fix it. If this isn't your doing, you need to intervene before your image is permanently tarnished in this suburb, these guys are really thorough... Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 04:23, 9 August 2008 (BST)

Given that it's not actually possible to catch anyone tagging a building, I don't think it'll do any good to send anyone down there. But let me assure you that it is the policy of the Toothy Lord that anyone who wants a revive should be blessed with His Tears of Resurection. If someone wants to go down there and tell people that, it might help. I would, but I'm vitally challenged at present. --Cman yall 07:48, 9 August 2008 (BST)

With due respect to the Cult of Crocs, as a Non-Member Associate of the Rotter's Relief, I personally offer you a revive, if it is necessary (if your survival is being challenged in this manner). Initially, I was rather taken aback as to why a Group from a Suburb 30 Steps away would come to disturb us, but now it has come to light that someone is extremely intent of destroying your group's reputation. Please do come down here to clear the dust, as we would also help clear your name. Or better, if the Administrative Team of RR is willing, there could be the possibility of striking an alliance or the sort. --Natakaasd 17:58, 9 August 2008 (BST)

I've sent an alt in there to have a look around, and he saw some of this graffiti. I suspect it's the same person who was defacing our graffiti a couple of weeks ago, replacing the Crocodile's joyous words with those of the Alligator (aka the Master of Lies). I also noticed that in the northern of your two NTs, there's a stuffed Alligator decoration - a clue! Whoever put that there must be the minion of the Alligator who seeks to destroy our reputation. How long has it been there, and can anyone remember who placed it? --Cman yall 21:02, 9 August 2008 (BST)

Since we don't enjoy the protection of your Toothy Lord, most of our members in the area sleep away from our open clinics to avoid zombie attacks. As such, it's highly unlikely that anyone has a person or date for it, but I do recall it being there a few weeks ago at least... Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 21:48, 9 August 2008 (BST)

The Graft has been around for at least 2 weeks. The Sculpture? No idea. --Natakaasd 08:06, 10 August 2008 (BST)

Somebody has spraypainted Last chance to stop rot revives. The CROC onto a wall.

It's getting worse and worse around here, can any of you do anything to track down these miscreants? Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 03:31, 13 August 2008 (BST)

What can we possibly do? The game doesn't allow you to see who's tagging. If by some lucky chance you happened to be on at the exact right moment, you might be able to make a good guess (the last person in the list is the most recently active), but even then you can't rule out someone tagging and then leaving the building. If you've got any ideas, I'd love to hear them... --Cman yall 07:57, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Send some people down to preach the word of the Crocodile, and let those who dwell in this suburb know that the evil Alligator is defacing their buildings, not the Toothy Lord. If you guys aren't busy, you could even send a couple people with Tagging to help restore the suburb? I don't know if any of these are do-able, but you asked for ideas.... Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 18:45, 13 August 2008 (BST)

One of my alts is already down there preaching and doing what he can to enquire into who might be defacing. He has no spray can, though, so he can't really fix your messages. I know how frustrating this is for you, it was the same way for us when this jackass was around Dunningwood. The good thing about everyone in the suburb being dead right now, is that no-one can deface our graffiti :) --Cman yall 06:27, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Well, the other official RR Representatives and I are crushing Alligator Graffiti wherever we find it, hopefully they'll get bored of constantly re-tagging us. Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 06:31, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Hello Again. I'm currently the Temporary RR Representative for Houldenbank Office. Techercizer has left for other suburbs. I am very glad to say that the Alligator Plaque has left our clinic, Greatorex NT and we (RR) would like to thank you all for your efforts, and clarification AND also to apologize for any inconvenience or harsh words or even suspicion that could have aroused. Hopefully this event has bonded both groups in a manner most unexpected. Thanks again! --Natakaasd 12:30, 19 August 2008 (BST)

I'm back again once more. With due respect and regards to the Leaders of Cult of the Stuffed Croc, The Croc Spraypaint Epidemic has hit Our Houldenbank Clinic once more. We come for some confirmation and hopefully, useful information. With reference to the following link to our Forums: http://www.rottersrelief.org/forum/index.php?topic=12.msg2244#msg2244 Please help us confirm that this person is NOT from your Group and we can safely label him under our DNR list (And I can start hunting him down). Thanks for your cooperation.--Natakaasd 11:27, 4 September 2008 (BST)

Oh dear... Labrat1 is indeed a Cultist, she has taken the pilgrimage, and was known to the temple at one stage. I don't know what the hell she thinks she's up to now, though... if you see her, tell her Mrrrggggh said "what would TMX Elmo do?". --Cman yall 21:02, 5 September 2008 (BST)

Thank you for your speedy reply. I have attempted to notice other RR members, though I feel that being able to catch her red-handed AND inform her would be a very difficult task, which of course relies heavily on the luck factor. The Admins there have mentioned: http://www.rottersrelief.org/forum/index.php?topic=12.msg2250#msg2250

My suggestion would be a leader of your Cult register at the forums and discuss it there, as it would be more convenient too. Thanks for your time and reply.--Natakaasd 07:42, 6 September 2008 (BST)

Well, here's where it gets awkward.

We don't have a leader.

And even if we did... due to game mechanics, it is more or less futile to attempt to stop anyone doing anything in this game, and it's also often impossible to tell who's doing what. That being the case, I don't see any way for us to assist you.

I think the only option available to you is to keep repainting your graffiti, and wait for whoever's doing it to get bored and move on. That's what we did when our graffiti was being defaced, and to be honest, I think the lack of ranting about it and hunting people down and assorted other drama is what put an end to it. These people do these things for attention, and if starved of it, will generally give up and go annoy someone else. --Cman yall 11:25, 6 September 2008 (BST)

Sounds like one of the Admin's at RR. Looks like we have to bore them out. LOL.

If so, can you help us contact Labrat1 instead? Chances of meeting her is very slim, as I've tried hunting her throughout Houldenbank. Thanks!--Natakaasd 19:21, 6 September 2008 (BST)

If things were to be worst, Here are the messages that were shown in the Buildings near Greatorex NT:

QUOTE: Mrrrgggh is a douche!

QUOTE: Mrrrgggh says that rot revives must STOP!

I'm very sorry but I don't think Rotter's Relief will be able to help you guys cover-up your reputation there now. Things are getting out of hand, and Labrat1 has been seriously involved in GKing. I have seen at least 3 attacks on Gennies in both Hosken and Greatorex NT. I'm very sorry, but for me, She is on my KOS and DNR List.

Hope to hear from you soon.--Natakaasd 14:51, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Happy Anniversary

Almost done Croco's. We've had some newer members as of late who had yet to experience the rich heritage of slaying cult members! And when we were trying to think of some way to celebrate the one year anniversary of when Rob Collick first came across you guys and the FOD was born, how could we not return? To our joy, some of the old hands still exist! Mrrrghhh, Johan Todd! Bizkit and his alts!, Jockler!...sadly it seems Katie LaRue has moved on.

http://bedrock.deadsquid.com/information/lyrics.php?song=anniversary --Hibernaculum 20:03, 19 August 2008 (BST)

The Forgotten

I just thought I would stop by to inform you of our group " The Forgotten" we help folks that for whatever reason find themselves in a bad situation. We offer revenge to all who ask. It may be that you are being griefed or maybe overwhelmed by some merciless PK'ers. It matters not to us. We have the capacity to deal with almost any problem. So, if you ever find yourselves in need of some top notch Contract Killers stop by our lobby, and let us know how we can be of service.

Take care, --Roland 01:50, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Crusade 2008

To the Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile,

The Crusade of 2008 would like to cordially invite you to join us in a large-scale foray into zombie territory. I have been selling this idea to other groups as a "Survivor Big Bash" and will continue to do so as that is the concept I'm going for.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Crusade_%2708

The goal: Stage an offensive into the various zombie territories of Malton, see some famous places (Blackmore, Caiger, Dakertown), fight zombies, etc. It has been discussed that the Extinction Zone could be repulsed many suburbs back.

As well, we shall be participating in the 5th of November. If we can survive in Ridleybank, the Extinction Zone should be no problem.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/5th_of_November/2008

It is scheduled to start on the 20th of October, and I hope that you don't dismiss this out of hand because I am a member of the CGR.

Thank you for your time.