Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton

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New Location Ideas

Please suggest a location under the "New Location Ideas" section along with square brackets, equals signs (to make a subtitle), and your signature in this format:

===[[your suggestion]]===

The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~

The "~~~~" adds your signature and timestamp to the suggestion so we know who you are. Alternatively, you can click the button.

Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.

eg)

==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.

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Methringham Bank

Meth! --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep. Didn't get it at first.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Ham? fill me in coz i don geddit.--xoxo 14:11, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Meth ring. As in drug syndicate. He explains it below this somewhere...--Nallan (Talk) 14:30, 15 August 2008 (BST)

yeah i got that. i just don't see what ham is doing there. if that's all it is i'm going kill. (and the same for the other 2 locations)--xoxo 02:08, 16 August 2008 (BST)

kill - grasping at straws here --WanYao 10:35, 17 August 2008 (BST)

kill Just weak --Co fragment 13:19, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Methringham Boulevard

Meth! --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:13, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

kill -- still grasping at straws --WanYao 10:36, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Kill As above --Co fragment 13:20, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Methringham Alley Railway Station

Meth ring. XD. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:10, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

kill - moar grasping at straws --WanYao 10:35, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Kill Still weak --Co fragment 13:20, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Meany Auto Repair

Cmon!--/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:08, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

kill - meh --WanYao 10:46, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided Could be the tamest insult ever --Co fragment 13:22, 18 August 2008 (BST)

I'm gonna give it a tentative keep.--xoxo 13:41, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Crabbe Bank

I just wrote a reasonably amusing description for it - really as a corollary to Dix Row in Wykewood.--Blackboard 18:30, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Dude! If inducted into ALiM, this place would be in the running for featured status. Bravo!--Nallan (Talk) 06:44, 1 August 2008 (BST)

The description is good, i could see myself voting keep for entry coz of crabs but like, i'm gonna have to say undec atm.--xoxo 13:21, 7 August 2008 (BST)

Now that I think of it, this could probably go up for ELiM as well... --Blackboard 14:01, 9 August 2008 (BST)

keep - everyone dance]!! --WanYao 10:44, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Nutt Avenue

...--CyberRead240 08:01, 28 July 2008 (BST)

Keep - Nutt: gonad or head, either way body parts --Co fragment 14:02, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Keep' - I must be "nucking futs" for voting keep. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 19:55, 31 July 2008 (BST)

Keep. Could be on ELiM, too ;) --Nallan (Talk) 06:34, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Keep and ELiM too. Scotty you got any probs with Nutts on ELiM?--xoxo 13:21, 7 August 2008 (BST)

keep - nuts are good for you. --WanYao 10:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

Peacock Road

--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)

It's not great, but while we've got a collection of cocks i'm gonna say keep.--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)

weak keep - has other meanings besides sounding like cock. --WanYao 10:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)

maybe in canadia..._{misspelling intentional}--xoxo 13:18, 17 August 2008 (BST)

It's what someone does when they get all dressed up and/or are strutting their stuff to attract a member of the opposite sex... And it's not a canadianism... --WanYao 13:49, 17 August 2008 (BST)

The Fowle Museum

A Fowl is a bird. Not an insult. See Foul. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Kill - maybe we need a BLiM, bird locations in Malton...LOLOLLOL--xoxo 04:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)

KEEP! - it's a fucking BIRD museum, CHICKENS plucka plucka... this is awesome! keep it or die! --WanYao 10:41, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Lay Road Police Department

Nah. -- Cheese 15:33, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - a good description could do wonders for this --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

kill--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

keep - lay, lol.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

kill - meh --WanYao 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided - if it had a funny description maybe --Co fragment 08:16, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Club Mold

Don't get it either. -- Cheese 15:01, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Kill--CyberRead240 15:48, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep - i always liked this one --Scotw 19:54, 24 June 2008 (BST)

keep--Nallan (Talk) 10:03, 14 July 2008 (BST)

keep - a classic alim.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keep - hell yeah --WanYao 10:40, 17 August 2008 (BST)

The Self Hotel

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep, it's interesting.--xoxo 08:13, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep there are many things that you can do by yourself in a hotel --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill - Nah. Not that funny. -- Cheese 10:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Kill meh --WanYao 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Lovering Avenue

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep what is not funny about the love ring? --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill, sorry scotty.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keeeeeeep --WanYao 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)

The Lovering Monument

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

keep insert joke from above! --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

kill insert apology from above!--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keep - hell yeah --WanYao 10:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)

the Whatmore Building

--Nallan (Talk) 08:08, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak kill i dunno about this one --Scotw 08:50, 20 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep - b/c for some reason i think what? MORE! is amusing and it makes me chuckle.. --WanYao 09:21, 24 June 2008 (BST)

weak keep, but keep none the less - as scotw.--xoxo 07:57, 31 July 2008 (BST)

keep - this is actually amusing --WanYao 10:38, 17 August 2008 (BST) c'mon Wanny if you're gonna vote twice at least use a different sig...--xoxo 12:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)

keep - what, more keep votes??? --WanYao 12:41, 17 August 2008 (BST) :P struck. --WanYao 12:42, 17 August 2008 (BST)

lol, nice cover up ;) --xoxo 12:44, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.

General Discussion

new template

	Vote or Die
	If you enjoy amusing locations, please consider voting on new additions here.

oh, the here part links to this talk page, but it is not apparent when i show it on this page. i am not 100% happy with the text, any suggestions or good to go? and yes, that is paris hilton give me all the 'thats hot' jokes you can think of. --Scotw 18:39, 3 July 2008 (BST)

Nice, but where would it go? On ALiM itself?--Nallan (Talk) 05:54, 4 July 2008 (BST)

i guess so, it could also go on high traffic listings (but by no means all of them) for additional self promotion to get people to take a second look at us. --Scotw 20:34, 4 July 2008 (BST)

1st birthday of ALiM

ALiMs birthday is just over two months away, now I know this is a while away, but what about planning some shit to go down now? I was thinking an awards ceremony. As in, Best Location, Best Contributor (either voted by users, or in relation to most successful suggestions) Worst Contributor, Worst Suggestion, some kind of dumbass award in homage to finis...etc etc. It would take a while to sort out but yeah, I'm keen on helping out.--CyberRead240 10:33, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Sounds cool. Not a big fan of the contributor ideas but the locations could do with having praise heaped upon them. Also a legal way to shout out to finis is always good :P Read you are amazing for getting the ball rolling so early and surely deserve some kind of award...i think i see some templates coming on ;) --xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)

Sounds kickawesome. Maybe some kind of ALiM in-game tie-in. Like we could all meet at an ALiM and party til sunrise...--Nallan (Talk) 00:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)

yeah coz in game ud parties are teh bezt! we need to put forward a suggestion that drinking makes you drunk and you slur speech and accidentally hit the wrong person when you try actions, also your hit rates are down but your punch now does 4 damage.--xoxo 02:07, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Haha yeah. But punch rate should go to like 50% I reckon - for more lulz. And you can choose where to punch...--Nallan (Talk) 06:39, 2 August 2008 (BST)