Suggestion:20090701 Laser Beam Eyes for Fiffy

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20090701 Laser Beam Eyes for Fiffy

MoonShine 02:33, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Suggestion type
New Skill

Suggestion scope
Characters Listed Here

Suggestion description
Laser Beam Eyes is a new skill given to all current and future characters of Fiffy and only Fiffy which can be used as a human or zombie for 1 AP at 100% accuracy. Laser Beam Eyes have the effect, on use to disentegrate any item of clothing occupying the Pants slot on the selected target.

Reasoning: Fiffy is awesome, everyone loves Fiffy she should have laser beam eyes.

Voting Section

Voting Rules

Votes must be numbered, justified, signed, and timestamped. # justification ~~~~ Votes that do not conform to the above may be struck by any user.

The only valid votes are Keep, Kill, Spam or Dupe. If you wish to abstain from voting, do not vote.

Keep Votes

1. Laser beam eyes for Fiffy! - Murray Jay Suskind 02:35, 1 July 2009 (BST)
2. Keep! - I <3 Fiffy! --dgw 02:36, 1 July 2009 (BST)
3. Clearly not humorous if the standard is too high for Suggestion:20090630 Sterilise. At least this has potential to bring players back to the game, after all we all know everyone <3s Fiffy. --Karek^maps?! 02:40, 1 July 2009 (BST)
4. Keep - Yes yes yes! --Fiffy ^{404 ♥ OBR ♥ RRF} 02:43, 1 July 2009 (BST)
5. Keep - Best. Idea. Evar! -- 
   •   Timmah!  
   •   Talk  
   02:44, 1 July 2009 (BST)
6. ^ Karke. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:44, 1 July 2009 (BST)
7. Keep - Game balancing suggestion. --Johnny Bass 02:47, 1 July 2009 (BST)
8. Keep - As Karek, JB and myself (the author) --MoonShine 02:50, 1 July 2009 (BST)
9. Keep - Just please leave my pants alone. :) --Haliman - Talk 02:52, 1 July 2009 (BST)
10. Keep Only if I get to be first in line to be attacked! --Globule13 02:53, 1 July 2009 (BST)
11. Keep This is clearly needed as zombies can't remove their pants without getting revived. - Love from Swing XOXOX^Talk 02:57, 1 July 2009 (BST)
12. Keep - Fiffy's pantslessness brings us all much joy. It's only right and proper that she be able to share this joy with others. -- ~ AphelionT 02:58, 1 July 2009 (BST)
13. Keep How can I not support this amazing idea? --Ricket 03:02, 1 July 2009 (BST)
14. Keep Pants disintegrated by Fiffy? How can anyone say no? --KyleStyle 03:16, 1 July 2009 (BST)
15. Keep Pants evil. Fiffy awesome. Fiffy - pants + laser beam eyes = super awesome! <3 --DJ Deadbeat 03:18, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Kill Votes

1. The pants shall rise again! --Haliman - Talk 02:36, 1 July 2009 (BST) - Because of the below vote, I change my mind. --Haliman - Talk 02:51, 1 July 2009 (BST)
2. Kill - Fiffy (and her ass), is most likely, mediocre at best and not worthy of laser beams. Computer nerds do tend to blow the quality of anything vaguely female out of proportion.--
   
   | T | BALLS! | 02:44 1 July 2009

Clearly you have not seen Fiffy's ass, That is all. --MoonShine 02:50, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Just want to say that from first hand experience, her ass is amazing and anything but mediocre. --Ricket 03:11, 1 July 2009 (BST) Non-author reply bolded. --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 03:14, 1 July 2009 (BST)

Spam/Dupe Votes

1. Humorous - No, I'm being undermined! Seriousness shall prevail! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:38, 1 July 2009 (BST)
2. Humorous - And it is! --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 02:53, 1 July 2009 (BST)

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