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5th of November (2012): Zombie POV

Danger! Danger! Danger! Zombie POV

This is a Pro-Zombie version of the 5th of November, a survivor event that took place during November 2012. This article has been both heavily edited and propagandized for maximum survivor cattle-killing fun. If you believe that destroying small groups of feral zombie children with howitzers and tactical nuclear strikes is more your cup of tea, well, you probably won't enjoy this page.

5th of November, 2012
Date:	November 4th, 2012 - November 6th, 2012
Place:	Ridleybank, in and around the Blackmore Building, perhaps the most boring building in the game.
Result:	Zombies were unable to prevent the mass suicide of Survivors.
Combatants
The November 5th Cult x Zombies
Groups
- The November 5th Cult :	Axes High, Blackmore Bastard Brigade, Channel 4 News Team, Creedy Defense Force, Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team, The Fortress, Malton College of Medicine, Malton Civil Defense Unit, Malton Forensics Unit.
- Zombies :	RRF, Stunned Onlookers
Commanders
- The November 5th Cult :	???
- Zombies :	Irishmen (Papa of the RRF
Strength
- The November 5th Cult :	Ideological State Apparatus
- Zombies :	Lack of pants
Casualties
- The November 5th Cult :	The entire cult
- Zombies :	Belief in the human spirit to endure

The 5th of November was a group of survivors based around the Blackmore Building, a Necrotech Building in the zombie-held suburb of Ridleybank. On November 4th, concerned members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front entered Blackmore and discovered more than seventy frantic survivors inside. Despite the heroic efforts of Resistance members to calm the situation, the RRF was unable to prevent the tragic loss of the November 5th group, who believed that optimal UD siege strategy involved a carefully orchestrated, cult-based mass suicide.

Overview

Prologue

On November 3rd, 5th of November members began infiltrating Ridleybank in small groups, looking to establish a small foothold in the zombie-controlled suburb. Led by the DEM, the Army Control Corps, and the Knights Templar, the group built a stronghold at the Blackmore bulding, a little known derelict structure where nothing of consequence ever happens. Like ever. Most residents of Ridleybank were puzzled at first by these strange visitors. Were these new immigrants simply lost? Or were they baked out of their f*cking minds, hoping to score some sweet Funyuns in the middle of the zombie homeland?

Whatever the reason, the actions of the new arrivals were quickly noticed by the zombie officials in Ridleybank. Human intrusions have long been a welcome part of Ridleybank's storied history, ranging from survivors groups hoping to fulfill their ultimate dream of being ground up by an industrial grinder and dumped off a bridge, to those looking for the penultimate, final battle that would finally restore hope to Malton and give humans something to believe in again.

At first, RRF leaders began to believe that this November 5th would be different than before. That it would be special; something to cherish, and something to remember and pass down to future generations. But RRF officials soon became concerned when Ridleybank residents reported something different about this group. Sure, they looked human. They sounded human. And most importantly, they even tasted human.

But something was off. Something was wrong. These new arrivals refused to throw up crudely-made barricades and turn their headquarters into a fire death-trap, a trait that has long defined humanity. They refused to use the notorious drug Revive. And when RRF officials looked into the eyes of these new arrivals, they did not see a human hoping to avenge the loss of their entire family and escape the dark chasm of miasma trapped in their soul by shotgunning a pile of zombies.

They saw something much darker.

Analysis

(55,47) (bic) (statuses) (update) The Blackmore Building Probably not the election result you were expecting --Ross Less Ness Enter Stranger... 01:24, 7 November 2012 (UTC)

5th of November (2012): Zombie POV

Danger! Danger! Danger! Zombie POV

This is a Pro-Zombie version of the 5th of November, a survivor event that took place during November 2012. This article has been both heavily edited and propagandized for maximum survivor cattle-killing fun. If you believe that destroying small groups of feral zombie children with howitzers and tactical nuclear strikes is more your cup of tea, well, you probably won't enjoy this page.

5th of November, 2012
Date:	November 4th, 2012 - November 6th, 2012
Place:	Ridleybank, in and around the Blackmore Building, perhaps the most boring building in the game.
Result:	Zombies were unable to prevent the mass suicide of Survivors.
Combatants
The November 5th Cult x Zombies
Groups
- The November 5th Cult :	Axes High, Blackmore Bastard Brigade, Channel 4 News Team, Creedy Defense Force, Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team, The Fortress, Malton College of Medicine, Malton Civil Defense Unit, Malton Forensics Unit.
- Zombies :	RRF, Stunned Onlookers
Commanders
- The November 5th Cult :	???
- Zombies :	Irishmen (Papa of the RRF
Strength
- The November 5th Cult :	Ideological State Apparatus
- Zombies :	Lack of pants
Casualties
- The November 5th Cult :	The entire cult
- Zombies :	Belief in the human spirit to endure

The 5th of November was a group of survivors based around the Blackmore Building, a Necrotech Building in the zombie-held suburb of Ridleybank. On November 4th, concerned members of the Ridleybank Resistance Front entered Blackmore and discovered more than seventy frantic survivors inside. Despite the heroic efforts of Resistance members to calm the situation, the RRF was unable to prevent the tragic loss of the November 5th group, who believed that optimal UD siege strategy involved a carefully orchestrated, cult-based mass suicide.

Overview

Prologue

On November 3rd, 5th of November members began infiltrating Ridleybank in small groups, looking to establish a small foothold in the zombie-controlled suburb. Led by the DEM, the Army Control Corps, and the Knights Templar, the group built a stronghold at the Blackmore bulding, a little known derelict structure where nothing of consequence ever happens. Like ever. Most residents of Ridleybank were puzzled at first by these strange visitors. Were these new immigrants simply lost? Or were they baked out of their f*cking minds, hoping to score some sweet Funyuns in the middle of the zombie homeland?

Whatever the reason, the actions of the new arrivals were quickly noticed by the zombie officials in Ridleybank. Human intrusions have long been a welcome part of Ridleybank's storied history, ranging from survivors groups hoping to fulfill their ultimate dream of being ground up by an industrial grinder and dumped off a bridge, to those looking for the penultimate, final battle that would finally restore hope to Malton and give humans something to believe in again.

At first, RRF leaders began to believe that this November 5th would be different than before. That it would be special; something to cherish, and something to remember and pass down to future generations. But RRF officials soon became concerned when Ridleybank residents reported something different about this group. Sure, they looked human. They sounded human. And most importantly, they even tasted human.

But something was off. Something was wrong. These new arrivals refused to throw up crudely-made barricades and turn their headquarters into a fire death-trap, a trait that has long defined humanity. They refused to use the notorious drug Revive. And when RRF officials looked into the eyes of these new arrivals, they did not see a human hoping to avenge the loss of their entire family and escape the dark chasm of miasma trapped in their soul by shotgunning a pile of zombies.

They saw something much darker.

Analysis

(55,47) (bic) (statuses) (update) The Blackmore Building Probably not the election result you were expecting --Ross Less Ness Enter Stranger... 01:24, 7 November 2012 (UTC)

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Early RRF History

1. "Formation of the RRF and its Groups
2. "From Hildenbrand to Dia de los Muertes"
3. "Caiger"
4. "Under Siege in Ridleybank/ On Strike"

Sekret project space

1. Malton Herald and Sun -I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
2. ZomboTracker Tasklist-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
3. ImageHub Image Archive
4. Operation:Libel
5. Crap - Dumb. Not happening.
6. User:MHSstaff/Signature
7. Counters- Dumb. Not happening.
8. RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/PropList-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
9. ZomboTracker 10000-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
10. Weather Images-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.

Orphan Resistance Front

1. Blackmore 4(04): Zombie POV
2. Ridleybank Resistance Front Groups
3. RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Archives
4. RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/BackupTalk
5. RRF/Malton Herald & Sun
6. RRF/Malton Herald & Sun/Text/TextList
7. Template:ImageHubHour
8. RRF/Weather
9. RRF/WeatherNPOV
10. RRF/ZomboNav1
11. RRF/ZomboNav2
12. RRF/ZomboNav3
13. RRF/ZomboNav4
14. RRF/ZomboTemplateMain

Welcome

This is a talk page apparently. You can use it to like talk and stuff, in like, the sections below this message. OMG! I know, right? If you have come here, let's keep the conversation here. If I've come to you, let's keep it there, if possible.

Plaque Bite

Hello, do you follow the dissenter's math on the Plague Bite Suggestion? Also are they missing the there is an easy "cure" for this affliction, it is called "jumping out a window and getting revived" comment? --Contaminated 05:02, 23 Dec 2005 (GMT)

Templates

Let's see, you can easily make a template that can do things from changing the side text, picture, colour scheme contents, pretty much anything really. I'm assuming by the side text you mean that if a new Papa came along, you would want to make one edit to the template page which would then update on any page that template was included on. Would you like me to make a template for you to use? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:42, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Yes, that would be wonderful, especially for me to see as an example. What confuses me is that I would not want the archived pages to change if we change the Papa etc for example. Can templates take variables? -MHSstaff 19:43, 27 October 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, that's the main idea behind a template. Adding a variable is simply putting a {{{variable}}} or {{{1}}} in the template space, so when someone calls the template, say {{groupbox}} they need only enter what they want. For example, the code of {{MaltonLocated}} looks like this,

{| style="border:solid #565 2px; width:250px; text-align:center"
|rowspan=2|[[Image:earth.jpg]]
|style="background:#565; color:white; font-size:86%; width:100%"|'''Where is Malton?'''
|-
|style="font-size:xx-small"|{{{Name}}} thinks that [[Malton]] is {{{Place}}}.
|}

When someone calls the template by placing {{MaltonLocated|Name=|Place=}} on their page, the parts where you put {{{Name}}} and {{{Place}}} (on the template page) come up as your variables, which you can then put whatever you like in the Name= and Place= spots. So with wanting to make the Papa a variable, on the template page you could add {{{Papa}}} where the Papa spot is on the sidebar. Then call the template and add the appropriate Papa. I'll make the template in a wee bit, any who.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:33, 28 October 2009 (UTC)

I think I understand now; that makes a lot of sense. Thank you! -MHSstaff 00:50, 3 November 2009 (UTC)

Awesome

Har, that is damned groovy. Thankyou! Hugs for all :D --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 13:21, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Lexicon Invovlement!

Welcome on board. Can you do us an initial favour?

Read Lexicon:Collaboration and find a word you think would make a good article? You don't need to write it, just pick the word.

Thanks. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:22, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Done. I made the cite and added it to the appropriate round. Looks like we still need four more people though --MHSstaff 15:18, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Brilliant, thanks, thats round one entirely completed. We still need four people, you're right.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:02, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Hello, I'm Mr. Snuffleupagus

A vampire snuffleupagus, that is! {opens mouth wide with fangs showing, eyes turn red} RARRRGGHH! --Vampire Snuffleupagus 03:23, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Trying to introduce a random variable?

Entirely clueless I'm afraid. Your best bet is User:The Rooster --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 10:42, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

For the spelling! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:47, 11 September 2010 (BST)

Your edits were solid. You still owe me a random-variable method btw. Where is that wiki-magic, bureaucrat? ;-p -MHSstaff 20:49, 11 September 2010 (BST)

RRF/Malton Herald & Sun articles

Hey there,

So i'm categorizing pages at the moment, and have noticed your articles appear out of thin air. I'm putting them all in Category:Group Subpages, but feel free to put them into another category if you wish. I'd really apreciate if you could add a [[Category:Group Subpages]] tag to the start of all your future articles (or any other category you decide), as it makes my job easier =) -Dezonus- ^(talk) 01:59, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Merci. I didn't get around to it. Ideally, they would go in [[Category:Ridleybank Resistance Front]] [[Category:Malton Herald and Sun]] but this is a good start. -MHSstaff 03:41, 23 September 2010 (BST)

Better Know an Enemy

Dante Bosch of 404 here, just caught the message you left on our talk page regarding answering a list of questions that you would put to us, and thought I should reply saying we would be interested and willing to do so! Please feel free to send the list of questions to user 'Two Headed Sex Beast' on Barhah.com and we'll get back to you soon as we can! --BOSCH 19:39, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Excellent. It will probably take me a week or so to throw something together, and I'll send you a PM at Barhah. -MHSstaff 21:10, 26 November 2010 (UTC)

Bar Fight!

Round two is over, and you have correctly placed a bet on the winner. Be sure to claim your prize here. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:25, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

switch template

Hey MHS, you seem to have nailed the switch template with your Weather Templates. I was wondering if you could look at User:Vapor/sandbox/sandbox13 for me. I seem to have been thwarted by page caching once again and was wondering if you had any suggestions for bypassing it. I'd like to have a countdown of sorts. Basically hours and minutes until 23:59 AM using the CURRENTHOUR and CURRENTTIME magic words. Thanks. ~ 17:03, 21 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey thanks for the response. That's an excelent workarond to the page-caching issue. I may ditch the minute countdown and stick with days and hours. So I'm assuning the hidden text workaround needs to placed on the page on which the template is used and not the template itself, correct? ~ 01:05, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

I also just came across something that you might find interesting. There is a way to purge the cache of any wiki page through a URL hack. Just add &action=purge to the end of any URL on a wiki and it will force the most current version of the page to display. So you could do something like <span class="stealthexternallink">[{{fullurl:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|action=purge}} purge]</span> to create a link on a page that will purge it when clicked. Try it. ~ 06:31, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

That's totally the solution. Amazing stuff. Well done! Well done indeed! That should open the doors to some interesting things. -MHSstaff 16:21, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

I thought you would like it. I went ahead and updated the scoreboard. I think it will work for my needs. I may even make a template that will make add a purge link when place on a page with parameters for page name, link name and link title. ~ 16:30, 23 December 2010 (UTC)

{{Purge}} is now ready for use. ~ 16:58, 23 December 2010 (UTC)