Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton
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New Location Ideas
Please suggest a location under the "New Location Ideas" section along with square brackets, equals signs (to make a subtitle), and your signature in this format:
===[[your suggestion]]===
The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~
The "~~~~" adds your signature and timestamp to the suggestion so we know who you are. Alternatively, you can click the button.
Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.
eg)
==[[Suggestion Road]]== Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC) :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~ (<---- that's your vote!)
All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.
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The Swears Museum
A museum of all the swear words imaginable!--DiscoInferno 11:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)
Bonning Cinema
What's a bonner?--Nallan (Talk) 12:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
- I took my girlfriend down to tha lake to bone, but then she screamed and I looked up and it was bigfoot. Then I went back to bone her but the mosquito's were going crazy and she said that there was no way.--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
- also keep--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
- also lol--CyberRead240 13:06, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
Locations Under Review
All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.
Category Changes
The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.
General Discussion
Award Voting
Please place votes under the corresponding heading. One vote per person per award.
Best Location Description
- Danger Alley--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- Crabbe Bank. --CyberRead240 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- Cockburn Plaza Railway Station - for old times sake. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:21, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- The Boobyer Building Im sorry. Its just so lean. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)
- The Every Building, late runner but i've always loved this one.--xoxo 00:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
Worst Description Ever
- The Boobyer Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
Box PlazaGetsom Drive Fire Station--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)- oh god I agree with Ross. Nick, I find the boob yer one actually funny--CyberRead240 03:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- As Ross, i think i did the Boobyer one and i personally find it lolicious. Box is pretty bad, i mean that only got on alim coz of box...and theymake it about the fucking cardboard things...--xoxo 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- I thought I wrote the one for Boobyer. It could easily have been either of us, which is pretty bad haha.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)
Shortlist
Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for.
Worst Location Picture
- (as Ros) Image:Matraves Crescent Police Dept.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- If it cant be the above then I vote Norris Bank picture. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:44, 10 October 2008 (BST)
- Exactly as DDR if it cant be matraves, then norris. I thought we got rid of famous people? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:55, 21 October 2008 (BST)
Winnar
I decided it should have to be an ALiM, so Norris Bank wins! Yee-haw!! Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Best Location Picture
- Image:Statue penis.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- Concure. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:18, 8 October 2008 (BST)
Winnar
Unanimously, Image:Statue penis.jpg wins! Yee-haw!! Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Best ALiM (based solely on the name)
- Fluck Library--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- Power Towers --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- Concur! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:45, 10 October 2008 (BST)
- Heming Way ily wordplay--CyberRead240 03:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- As read, i was gonna suggest this but nick doesn't like it and i didnt want him angry at me...--xoxo 09:44, 8 October 2008 (BST)
The Geake Building because come on... what do we all really have in common?? (other than that we're all FUCKING AWESOME)WHAT!! YOU AXED THE GEAKE BUILDING?? WFT I KILL YOU so I don't know... Cockburn Plaza Railway Station I guess. --Blackboard 13:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)
Shortlist
Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for. Add the one you want if it's not there.
Most Valuable Contributor
- User:Co fragment, for his work on the Monroeville list.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- User:Co fragment --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- User:Blackboard for his hilarious descriptions. Also, sig for top person? STAMP YOUR POSTS!--CyberRead240 03:33, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- I love cofrag and his work on ALiMv, but this is ALIM people! We need the award to go to one of our own. I think it should be awarded to 2 Cool, those guys rulz!--xoxo 05:17, 10 October 2008 (BST)
This award will be shared between Cofrag, Scotty, Blackboard, J3D, Nallan, sexylegsread, Rosslessness and most recently Maunder for his work on ALiB. Of course this is also shared for all the other people who have made ALiM what it is today! Give yourself a pat on the back people! </niceguy> lulz. --xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Worst ALiM (location will be considered peer rejected upon the end of voting)
- As below.--Nallan (Talk) 22:41, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- The Hebditch Building. I can understand the Hedbitch Row Railway Station but what does hebditch even mean? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- As above--CyberRead240 03:51, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- Wow that needs to be taken off the list. I have a feeling i'm very slightly dyslexic, so maybe i added it accidentally? Who knows...--xoxo 05:55, 8 October 2008 (BST)
- No, I remember at the time you campaigned vigorously for it to be placed on the list becuase, apparently, "hedbitch sounds like ditch" or something similar.--CyberRead240 06:15, 8 October 2008 (BST)
Winnar
Hebditch wins! Yee-haw!! And for it's effort it will be sacked from this oh so grandé list of lolcations. Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Encouragement Award
(for that/those users who didn't win a major award, but probably still deserve to win some sort of accolade)
- We'll we cant really give this out until the votes have been tallied and we know who didn't win one.....also, me, for the original "ironic" ALiM (Broke Bank).--CyberRead240 03:34, 8 October 2008 (BST)
Discuss.--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
- This becomes redundant when everyone won the most valuable contributor award... ALiM style, ya dig?!--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)
Most Horrific Rejected Suggestion
(an award dedicated to the suggestion that made us all facepalm the moment we read it)
- The Topleaf Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
- Any of WanYaos ridiculously unfunny "Up the Chud" suggestions.--CyberRead240 04:01, 8 October 2008 (BST)
More discussion.--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)
Who is all for..
Alphabetizing the ALiM locations on the main page, but still keeping them within their categories, of course.--CyberRead240 02:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- Totally.--xoxo 04:14, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- Phallic innuendo done.
- ...also Cock and Other Body Parts. Style question: should I include "Club" as part of the name, or should I treat it as a title? E.g. Club Vagg being filed as 'V' rather than 'C'. --Blackboard 08:41, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- Vagg is V all the way imho.--xoxo 14:25, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- Yeah, Location Name before Location Type when it comes to Alphabetical. Like iTunes.--CyberRead240 15:50, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
- Vagg is V all the way imho.--xoxo 14:25, 18 November 2008 (UTC)
Power Towers
Has some words on it. Please don't try and read it out loud. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:11, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Make this an autosortable table?
(If you don't know what an autosortable table is, see the one at the UHUB.)
Basically, making this an autosortable table would mean that people would be able to sort the ALiM's in other ways, other then categories (such as alphabetically, date added, etc,) and make the page easier to navigate. Thoughts? Linkthewindow Talk 11:21, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, and in order for this to work, we would need a template. Linkthewindow Talk 11:24, 27 December 2008 (UTC)
- I find those tables hideously ugly...--xoxo 04:15, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
- **snickers** -- boxy talk • teh rulz 04:24 28 December 2008 (BST)
- I find those tables hideously ugly...--xoxo 04:15, 28 December 2008 (UTC)
Where the fuck is....
A template box for the winners of the alim awards. Ross/DDR/Nallan/anyone?? --xoxo 03:46, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
I gotta say...
...that Danger Alley might be my favourite location, next to Fluck Library. -- AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:49, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
- Well we sure know how to pick the featured locations!! :D --Nallan (Talk) 00:51, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
A gift
A number of pages mention Malton Rovers football team but its a red link. Tempted? --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:54, 1 February 2009 (UTC)
- On the eve/day of the Superbowl, that's very appropriate Ross. I don't know anything about football (odd for an Australian :P.) Linkthewindow Talk 12:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC)