Militant Order of Barhah/Locator
The MOB Locator | |
Abbreviation: | MOB Loc |
Group Numbers: | All zambahz welcome! |
Leadership: | Jorm & his commanders of BARHAH |
Goals: | BARHAH! |
Recruitment Policy: | Shamble to where the MOB is, join in the fun. |
Contact: | Barhah.com |
Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (or zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? Mahb haz bra!nz! Mahb haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!
Translation for the Zamgrh-impaired: "Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!"
What is the MOB Locator?
The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.
The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.
All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail of red to MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!
The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.
Where is the Militant Order of Barhah?
Current Suburb Location
Bright Red = Current location of the MOB
Dark Red = Previously visited suburbs
Current Suburb Activities Map
Pink = Currently under attack
Gray = Ruined
Announcements
This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.
7 September 2008 - MOB would like to thank all the feral zombie friends in Pole Mall for coming to our little dinner party. Dessert will be served in the Youngblood Arms, RSVP encouraged, but not necessary. Black tie-- FLZ (MOB)
6 September 2008 - MOB and our guests have finished off the snacks at the hospital. We have now opened up Pole Mall for all to enjoy. Come one and all, oh, and Bon Appétit! -- FLZ (MOB)
5 September 2008 - MOB has opened up Egbert General Hospital. Several dozen harmanz were found inside:
- Mexican bandit (60HP), TheCyberDruid (50HP), Earthsalvation (50HP), Mirelle Flame (60HP), Val Kapone (60HP), quadreped (50HP), Hargon the Great (50HP), Renda Obu (50HP), Alez Shepard (50HP), SZES Officer 02 (50HP), Joe Caldwell (50HP), Connor Grace (50HP), Confl1ct (50HP), Sophie Green (60HP), fastest222 (60HP), Lt Jayme (50HP), Caltak (60HP), JeffreyChhem (50HP), Mercenary97 (60HP), Doc Matt (50HP), Quixoth (50HP), A Hunter (60HP), Barton Pink (60HP), Dr Otto Octavius (60HP), Jeannine (60HP), hadis (50HP), Joseph Madley (50HP), Dr Dawn (50HP), AttackDestroyDie (50HP), Windbite (50HP), Lertia (60HP), Syanos (50HP), Teh Pyro (50HP), revots (50HP), Dr Cobain (60HP), RussianRespawne (60HP), Larker Galicia (50HP), Phormal D Hyde (60HP), Lucius Thibodeaux (50HP), James Austen (60HP), El chavo del 8 (50HP), Snafoo (60HP), Moss Foot (50HP), Famous Vermilion Tim (50HP) and Zetr0 (50HP).
Come and get some!-- FLZ (MOB)
4 September 2008 - Come and join us at Barter Road Fire Station, we are having a street side midnight snack. Feral zombies are quite welcome to partake in the 13 or so harmanz that we have collected for the buffet. -- FLZ (MOB)
3 September 2008 - MOB has entered West Grayside. Come and get some harmanz, while they are still around! BARHAH! -- FLZ (MOB)
30 August 2008 - MOB has it's assault on East Grayside. Several structures have already been ruined.-- FLZ (MOB)
27 August 2008 - MOB has steamrolled into Hollowmstown. Come and join us in ruining this place! -- FLZ (MOB)
23 August 2008 - Can you hear the groans in the East? That is MOB. We are moving into Wyke Hills, and have all sorts of yummies to share! Please remember to feed the bahbah zambaz. :D -- FLZ (MOB) 23:16, 23 August 2008 (BST)
21 August 2008 - MOB has ruined Buckley Mall. Now onto destroy any semblance of life in the rest of Buttonville! Barhah! --FLZombie 05:19, 21 August 2008 (BST)
19 August 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah has moved into Buttonville. All neighborhood zombies invited to attend and open house at Buckley Mall. hors d'oeuvres began this morning, but will continue throughout the night. RSVP to MOB on IRC #mob. Barhah! --FLZombie 21:54, 19 August 2008 (BST)
13 August 2008 - MOB has arrived to Kinch Heights. May all of the survivors find Barhah!--FLZombie 00:29, 15 August 2008 (BST)
06 August 2008 - The MOB has arrived in Spicer Hills where the brainz are spicier and the hills are um...hillier!!! Come and feast on this fresh suburb with us by joining us in the IRC, checking our Suburb Activity Map, or by following the feeding groans. MAHB MAHB BARHAH! --BrainsTasty 05:10, 7 August 2008 (BST)
Public Strike Times
The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside. Listen for the groans.
Inquisition Team | UTC | PDT | EDT | AEST | Other | Leader | Second |
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The Inquisition | 03:00 | 20:00 | 23:00 | 13:00 | Convert | Amber | Durumana |
Bairn Ceatharn | 15:45 | 08:45 | 11:45 | 03:45 | Convert | Liche | |
Barhahry Corsairs | 10:30 | 03:30 | 06:30 | 20:30 | Convert | bisfan |
If you would like to attack with the Militant Order of Barhah in person, join us during one of our strike times in our IRC channel by using one of the options below:
- irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
- Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
- Go to www.mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect (should work on most computers)
Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!
How do I join the Militant Order of Barhah?
This one is easy! Just head for the current location. Add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. Don't forget to sign up at Barhah.com and join MOB's s00per sekrit forums! And don't be shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #mob.
Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding this nifty template to your User or Group page:
Militant Order of Barhah | |
The MOB is coming... |
{{MOB}}
To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.
Other Resources for Zombies
- Iwitness - Use it. Period. 'Nuff said.
- City Wide Scent Map & Project SIMPLE - Malton-wide horde tracking using Scent Death maps.
- Centering Map - Useful for finding and getting to targets.