Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton

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===[[your suggestion]]===

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==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.

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Fooks Alley

It's already been spammed around the wiki in true ALiM style. --xoxo 07:00, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Keep 'cause I looooooove to fook Salley. She's 25 stones of pure meaty lovin'. --Blackboard 15:58, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

The Showers Building

meh. thought i might as well see if people liked it.--xoxo 03:38, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Kill - OMFG YOU FUCKING IDIOT THIS SUCKS YOU MUST BE STUPID OR SOME SHIT :P jk read. Kill, but.--Nallan (Talk) 03:51, 25 October 2008 (BST)

But I was kidding too...--CyberRead240 03:54, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Ohh...i thought you must have hated me, i've already blocked you on msn...--xoxo 03:58, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Moorman Park

Mormon, or More man! if you'd prefer. The picture is an example of tasty photoshopping. On the other hand the description is fucking weird and not particularly lol. --xoxo 05:15, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Fucking kill. Do you giggle to yourself when you find these pieces of shit? zomg--CyberRead240 03:39, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Depends, sometimes yes, sometimes no.--xoxo 03:45, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Kill--Nallan (Talk) 03:51, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Rounds Boulevard Police Department Vote on me!

Guess what you find here?--Nallan (Talk) 03:00, 28 September 2008 (BST)

Boulé? Hmmm if the game called them rounds it'd a shoe-in, unfortunately it doesn't so i'll say undec and allow the rest of the kru to decide if it's worthy of UD Rel (which doesn't actually have to be LOLarious fyi)--xoxo 09:07, 28 September 2008 (BST)

undecided - i don't think it's that funny, really, but i won't vote kill. --WanYao 13:07, 2 October 2008 (BST)

WTF? Only funny if near race track. I'll go kill. Nowhere near funny.--Surfraptor 11:29, 9th October 2008 (EST)

Ryder Plaza Vote on me!

:| --xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided.--Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Kill that bitch.--Nallan (Talk) 01:59, 9 October 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Come on! Ryder Plaza? What isn't to lol?--xoxo 11:17, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Keep -- FREE WINONA!!! --WanYao 09:31, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Keep -- LOL --Surfraptor 10:24, 7 October 2008 (EST)

Penni Street Vote on me!

Plural of one of ALiM's favourites...--xoxo 09:31, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Kill.--Nallan (Talk) 11:37, 21 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Ok, double kill...see that one coming?--CyberRead240 12:59, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Sadly, yes. --xoxo 13:18, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Dam..--CyberRead240 13:29, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Keep. Penni S_treets here! Who wants a nice PenniS treet?? --Blackboard 12:36, 26 August 2008 (BST)

Yummy. Now Nick and Read get back here and change your votes. He makes a persuasive argument, although i've always prefered just reverting to swearing - you bucketheads! --xoxo 12:52, 26 August 2008 (BST)

J3D, I'll thank you to watch your language, please. --Blackboard 16:03, 26 August 2008 (BST)

kill - meh --WanYao 09:32, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Meany Auto Repair Vote on me!

Cmon!--/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 00:08, 15 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided.--Nallan (Talk) 06:33, 15 August 2008 (BST)

kill - meh --WanYao 10:46, 17 August 2008 (BST)

Undecided Could be the tamest insult ever --Co fragment 13:22, 18 August 2008 (BST)

I'm gonna give it a tentative keep.--xoxo 13:41, 18 August 2008 (BST)

kill--CyberRead240 11:53, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.

General Discussion

1st birthday of ALiM

ALiMs birthday is just over two months away, now I know this is a while away, but what about planning some shit to go down now? I was thinking an awards ceremony. As in, Best Location, Best Contributor (either voted by users, or in relation to most successful suggestions) Worst Contributor, Worst Suggestion, some kind of dumbass award in homage to finis...etc etc. It would take a while to sort out but yeah, I'm keen on helping out.--CyberRead240 10:33, 14 July 2008 (BST)

Sounds cool. Not a big fan of the contributor ideas but the locations could do with having praise heaped upon them. Also a legal way to shout out to finis is always good :P Read you are amazing for getting the ball rolling so early and surely deserve some kind of award...i think i see some templates coming on ;) --xoxo 10:02, 17 July 2008 (BST)

Sounds kickawesome. Maybe some kind of ALiM in-game tie-in. Like we could all meet at an ALiM and party til sunrise...--Nallan (Talk) 00:42, 2 August 2008 (BST)

yeah coz in game ud parties are teh bezt! we need to put forward a suggestion that drinking makes you drunk and you slur speech and accidentally hit the wrong person when you try actions, also your hit rates are down but your punch now does 4 damage.--xoxo 02:07, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Haha yeah. But punch rate should go to like 50% I reckon - for more lulz. And you can choose where to punch...--Nallan (Talk) 06:39, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Less than a month away. C'mon lets get working.--CyberRead240 08:35, 6 September 2008 (BST)

Still no progress on my "crotch punch" mod, unfortunately. Would some sort of ALiM tour be teh lame? We could make Mycock safe for everyone to enjoy. --Blackboard 10:33, 9 September 2008 (BST)

2 Cool are all about the ALiM tour. Hell, we even did one irl.--xoxo 13:07, 9 September 2008 (BST)

The Lone Awesomes lend their full support. Who else is in? Are we all survivors, or is this to be a co-zeducational event? I'm also convinced that any press is good press, so I am going to suggest the festive punching of strangers. --Blackboard 10:40, 10 September 2008 (BST)

You know something blackboard, I like you. In the least gay possible way ever. Your presence on the wiki is refreshing. I'm keen for a tour, but the player hunt is soon? oh what will we do? Also, we need wiki awards, its three weeks away now. (ps, I was lying about the non-gay thing, you seem like a babe).--CyberRead240 15:12, 10 September 2008 (BST)

Well, I am a babe, so you're right to like me. Also another idea... how about a spraypaint campaign? "Come to Mycock, 35E 26N on (date)" all over town? 20 buildings a day each (we could probably even zerg creatively push this number a bit higher) over a week... that's a lot of ALiM propaganda, and maybe a big gay party at Mycock? --Blackboard 16:06, 10 September 2008 (BST)

I'm all for a big gay gathering at your cock... er... Mycock... I'll begin with the propaganda. Except - HOLY SHIT, KEVAN's DONE THE PURGE!!!! I can't see what date we started ALiM!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHH!!! If anyone can get the date we began, put it here somewhere and we'll start with the propaganda campaign.--Nallan (Talk) 07:37, 15 September 2008 (BST)

Nigger fuck shit bitch. October 25? It was definately oct....FUCK.--xoxo 08:33, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Read said October 2nd today.--Nallan (Talk) 09:59, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Award Voting

Please place votes under the corresponding heading. One vote per person per award.

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Best Location Description

1. Danger Alley--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Crabbe Bank. --CyberRead240 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
3. Cockburn Plaza Railway Station - for old times sake. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:21, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   *wipes tear from eye* Ah we were young, things were funny, life was good. --xoxo 09:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)

4. The Boobyer Building Im sorry. Its just so lean. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Worst Description Ever

1. The Boobyer Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Box Plaza Getsom Drive Fire Station--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. oh god I agree with Ross. Nick, I find the boob yer one actually funny--CyberRead240 03:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)
4. As Ross, i think i did the Boobyer one and i personally find it lolicious. Box is pretty bad, i mean that only got on alim coz of box...and theymake it about the fucking cardboard things...--xoxo 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)

I thought I wrote the one for Boobyer. It could easily have been either of us, which is pretty bad haha.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Worst Location Picture

1. (as Ros) Image:Matraves Crescent Police Dept.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)

   While that is terrible i suggest the picture should have to be on an ALiM location...--xoxo 00:48, 7 October 2008 (BST)

   I don't know... That ISSS pretty disgraceful. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:19, 8 October 2008 (BST)

2. If it cant be the above then I vote Norris Bank picture. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:44, 10 October 2008 (BST)
3. Exactly as DDR if it cant be matraves, then norris. I thought we got rid of famous people? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:55, 21 October 2008 (BST)

   We did, but Chuck Norris is more than just a famous person...xoxo 23:51, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Best Location Picture

1. Image:Statue penis.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Concure. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:18, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Best ALiM (based solely on the name)

1. Fluck Library--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Power Towers --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. Concur! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:45, 10 October 2008 (BST)
4. Heming Way ily wordplay--CyberRead240 03:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)
5. As read, i was gonna suggest this but nick doesn't like it and i didnt want him angry at me...--xoxo 09:44, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   What? I like this one! Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all... :'( --Nallan (Talk) 01:59, 9 October 2008 (BST)

6. The Geake Building because come on... what do we all really have in common?? (other than that we're all FUCKING AWESOME) WHAT!! YOU AXED THE GEAKE BUILDING?? WFT I KILL YOU so I don't know... Cockburn Plaza Railway Station I guess. --Blackboard 13:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)

   Let's bring it back blacky, i'm pleased i had no say in that...--xoxo 13:36, 9 October 2008 (BST)

   Seconded. I think this is the best one all around. Though I personally really really like Heming Way, because I'm a geake for literary references. ;) --Jen 04:07, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Most Valuable Contributor

1. User:Co fragment, for his work on the Monroeville list.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)
2. User:Co fragment --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. User:Blackboard for his hilarious descriptions. Also, sig for top person? STAMP YOUR POSTS!--CyberRead240 03:33, 8 October 2008 (BST)
4. I love cofrag and his work on ALiMv, but this is ALIM people! We need the award to go to one of our own. I think it should be awarded to 2 Cool, those guys rulz!--xoxo 05:17, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Worst ALiM (location will be considered peer rejected upon the end of voting)

1. As below.--Nallan (Talk) 22:41, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. The Hebditch Building. I can understand the Hedbitch Row Railway Station but what does hebditch even mean? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. As above--CyberRead240 03:51, 8 October 2008 (BST)
4. Wow that needs to be taken off the list. I have a feeling i'm very slightly dyslexic, so maybe i added it accidentally? Who knows...--xoxo 05:55, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   No, I remember at the time you campaigned vigorously for it to be placed on the list becuase, apparently, "hedbitch sounds like ditch" or something similar.--CyberRead240 06:15, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   Nah that was Horditch, whore in a ditch, man it still makes me smile. But yeah you guys shut it down :( --xoxo 09:43, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Encouragement Award

(for that/those users who didn't win a major award, but probably still deserve to win some sort of accolade)

1. ME--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)

We'll we cant really give this out until the votes have been tallied and we know who didn't win one.....also, me, for the original "ironic" ALiM (Broke Bank).--CyberRead240 03:34, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Most Horrific Rejected Suggestion

(an award dedicated to the suggestion that made us all facepalm the moment we read it)

1. The Topleaf Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Any of WanYaos ridiculously unfunny "Up the Chud" suggestions.--CyberRead240 04:01, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   Concure. Should I be considered stupid and ditsy for not having a clue what "Up the Chud" means? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:20, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   No. Consider yourself better off for it.--CyberRead240 04:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Nominations?

For like prizes? Hows that work then? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 17:11, 6 October 2008 (BST)

There we go. We're open for nominations. Sorry, we're pretty busy with exams atm.--Nallan (Talk) 00:05, 7 October 2008 (BST)

lil, we so are not.--xoxo 09:42, 8 October 2008 (BST)

ALiM PARTY!!!

How are we celebrating?--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:48, 3 October 2008 (BST)

Celebrations are month-long! All interested parties - we will be holding a birthday dinner at Club Head in Crowbank from the 18th of October at 8pm (AEST = GMT+10) to 8pm on the 19th (24 hours). Drinks will be provided by the club and the theme is "ALiM". The event will be survivor-only, although zeds are free to moan in the street outside. Food will be thrown from windows so no need to BYO. ALiM supporters are encouraged to advertise the party through paint, speaking, broadcasts, metagaming, and the wiki to their hearts' content. Sign-ups unnecessary, but feel free to leave a comment here regarding the festivities. See you all there, or see you all square. This information is subject to change - we'll give plenty of notice though.--Nallan (Talk) 00:23, 7 October 2008 (BST)

I'll be there, with some delectable drinks. And some killing tools crowd control.--Drawde ^{Talk To Me! DORIS Red Rum Defend Ridleybonk! I know Nothing!} 20:47, 10 October 2008 (BST)

I'm outside in a (slightly embarrassing, as I have severely soiled myself) state of non-breathing. Anyone got a needle handy?? --Blackboard 13:30, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Most of us Aussies are asleep (its 12:44am here) expect Jed and Nick to be awake and active within the next 12 odd hours. Unfortunately, I am also outside waiting for a revive. Perhaps we could have a zombie party? God I need sleep.--CyberRead240 14:45, 17 October 2008 (BST)

I'm there, lazying around. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:35, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Get inside all of you. I'll dispense revives later, maybe. THis suburb is the shitest place to get a revive, all the locals are useless caunts who even with an adjacent powered NT still seem loath to get up and revive a friendly stranger.--xoxo 23:38, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Well im inside. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 23:39, 17 October 2008 (BST)

Someone rev me I cant get in. It's me and Blackboard outside--CyberRead240 00:12, 18 October 2008 (BST)

Gotta wait for IP refresh, it's either 10am or 12pm, it used to be 11 but yeah...daylight savings...--xoxo 00:18, 18 October 2008 (BST)

Few category errors

I think that the Elton Museum appears twice, and without a famous ppls category, I don't see where it could go. Also, Gambling Place should be in wordplay?--CyberRead240 03:53, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Both fixed. WOw the world play category has some really good alims; side alley, broke bank etc etc.--xoxo 04:02, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Wray Heights ftw

walked passed gooch, diaper and hickey...someone was having an...interesting time when he named Wray Heights, or as i like to call it.....Gay Heights :\ --xoxo 13:58, 10 October 2008 (BST)