The Randoms/Simian Barony

Main • Talk • Forums • Archive Δ • EchoTrot • Simian Barony • Hospitality Industry Enterprises • Memorials • Tactics • Commanders • CoC • Ops All ur page r belong to us This page belongs to The Randoms. Please don't edit it if you don't have a reason. Otherwise The Cheese will angry emote your talk page for the rest of your life >:(. The Simian Barony [[Image:|300px]] Abbreviation: Barony Group Numbers: ~ Leadership: Baron remembermylast Goals: To bring the forces of monkeys and other simians under one rule, and to manage the distribution of orange julius Recruitment Policy: Accept the rightful rule of the Baron and his minions. Contact: Forum [1]. History And so it was said in the summer of our lords year 2009 that the loyal soldiers of Charlie Squad laid down their arms in a final motion. What brought this on little is known, perhaps the loss of monkeys and Julius supplies being scarce among the ranks lowered morale to new low levels. But their days of fighting were over. However one among this gallant squad threw of his dusty blood covered uniform to expose his shiny codpiece (among other royal trappings). Yes, it seemed that among them was a line of royalty , the Royal line of Simian's Baron Remembermylast. He looked aroundat the desolate troops and decreed "Let us create a new kingdom for ourselves right here. We shall become rich from our Orange Julius and our loyal monkey brethren shall guard us while we drink and be merry within the confines of the Cheesebox (The legendary Random pub). We shall show our fellow Randoms that even among the undead and slightly rabid there can be an air of nobility!" And so setting up his court within the confines of Wadley Bank, he began to rule his domain with an iron fist and cheesy foot, Aided by Governor Tenlo Teokle (often referred to as TenlotheMonkey)watching over the Orange Julius factory and General Pokeitwithastick and his Simian Knights, they began to bring peace to the war torn corner of Buttonville they call home and ensure that all may live free and prosper within the confines of the Simian Barony. Shortly they realised that they would need a recorder of their trials and tribulations as they created their brave new barony. To this end the Sentinel of Truth was enlisted in recording the many tales of these brave fellows as they struggle against their many foes. Important Locales