User talk:Axe Hack

Main | Talk | Evil Plans! | The Music Quiz | Brawl in a Bar | Sandbox (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) | Signature | Advertisement Requests | Templates | Navigation (2) (3) | Status Read this first! Post new messages at the bottom. You can do this by clicking here. No shouting profanity like Eminem. Keep the profanity to a minimum, unless your stage name is Eminem/Slim Shady and your real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III. This page is usually archived at the beginning of every month. Certain topics are excluded, that is only if the conversation happens to extend to the next month. And finally, the most important note... Brush Up On Your History: 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Zombie Tip suggestion Vindicated? -- Spiderzed▋ 13:25, 4 January 2011 (UTC) I think that was the message for first time survivors who died. My suggestion was talking about the spawning tips. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:35, 5 January 2011 (UTC) Your advertisement request Your Organization XIII advertisement request has been served. We know you have a choice when advertising in UD and we appreciate your support of CORAM. ~ 19:41, 7 January 2011 (UTC) I can haz screenshot? I missed it... =( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:02, 7 January 2011 (UTC) Damn. I think I've idled my only other alt with a 25.92 handheld. Maybe Mis. I think he tunes in. ~ 20:17, 7 January 2011 (UTC) Here is the last line. [1]. Maybe someone else in the building grabbed it. ~ 20:21, 7 January 2011 (UTC) A little help Hey, saw your message, I could use a little help, I'm not very good with code, even wiki format. Obviously I'm a newbie pker, and even newer to wiki creating and editing, I was looking how to add templates and pictures. Okwari Sico Thanks for the tip But frankly, I don't care who they are. TZH has undoubtedly dealt with bigger, badder, better. They don't worry us, there are all of 2, maybe three of them. And frankly, even if there were 100 they don't scare us. DSS, DSS S2, Malton Manhunt don't cut cheese with me man. Hell, they could be Hitler, Moustafa, and the Sheriff of Nottingham and it wouldn't cut cheese to me. We follow Whalberg, we are balls to the whalls. And quite seriously we don't give a good god damn. That said, thanks again for trying to help. Keep rockin' bud! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 04:31, 12 January 2011 (UTC) Not smack talk. Just the truth. Not interested in the manhunt though. TZH doesn't go looking for fights. Read the wiki if you're curious about that. But even if we don't look for the fights, we sure as fuck don't run from them when they come looking for us. --Dhavid Grohl 04:58, 12 January 2011 (UTC) Obi is free to do what he wants. We are a TEAM, not a clan, not a gang, not anything. A team is made of individuals, if Obi has something he needs to do he is welcome to do it. As long as he doesn't violate Whalberg's very few rules its all good. --Dhavid Grohl 05:08, 12 January 2011 (UTC) Axe. Here's the deal. Your games? They are 100% bullshit to me. I don't care what you make up and do on your own time. Really, I don't. You want to hunt for men, you do whatever you want. If Obi wants to join you and your butt buddies, he's free to do it. As long as it doesn't bring heat to TZH, he can do whatever he want, wherever he wants. And if you have fun, FANTASTIC. Do it all the more. Nothing but the best to you and yours Axe, as long as you don't fuck with TZH of course. BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 05:47, 12 January 2011 (UTC) People will shun you for saying TZH is too good for the Malton Manhunt, a series of events (which works in semi-cooperation with Rogues Gallery) purely for fun and entertainment. I first came up with a few friendly offers, but obviously you're too big an egomaniac to be saying the Malton Manhunt is not good enough for you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 05:50, 12 January 2011 (UTC) What about my above response indicates to you that I give a shit what you think? Is it the part where I said all of this is 100% bullshit to me? I mean... I don't think it was that part. Was it a different part? Wait! I got it. I bet it was on the TZH wiki page where TZH tells everyone that we don't care what they think and that anyone who doesn't like us can get bent. No... that doesn't make sense either. But here's the good news. As I have already stated, I don't care what you do. Its not about me being to good, or you being too bad. The relative truth of both of those statements is completely separate from me not joining this event, and TZH not endorsing it. We play the game OUR way. We have for 5 years, going on 6. And we will continue to play the game that way. But I tell you what, since you are SO concerned about this. IF we ever decide to change our style (we won't) and then IF we decide to join the manhunt (we won't) YOU, Axe Hack, will be the first to know. I assure you. I promise you. With all that I am, and upon The Awesome itself I swear it. Now, since you know beyond a doubt that you will know first should I, or TZH ever care about this... can you just drop it? Wait... wait... I don't care. Rant all you want about it, I am washing my hands of it. DG OUT! --Dhavid Grohl 06:02, 12 January 2011 (UTC) Hm. Why don't you have a chat with Obi? He'll probably tell you how fun these events could be. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 06:05, 12 January 2011 (UTC) Newb looking for a wiki coder that doesn't mind helping me out Thanks for the invite to the UD wiki (even if it was a bot program that did it in your name :) ). On to the reason I wrote you, I'm looking for someone that might not mind helping me out with some wiki coding problems i'm having. See this page please. I'm working on a group page and I'm wanting to add templates under the group box on the right. It doesn't seem to work for me & I'm at a loss. Do you know how to fix it or do you know anyone that might be willing to help? --Samhain Sam 19:51, 16 January 2011 (UTC) Even if you can't get it to work, I'll still owe you a charm. So here it is: A FREE COOKIE Samhain Sam has given Axe Hack a cookie for giving Michael Vick A 2nd Chance. --Samhain Sam 06:19, 18 January 2011 (UTC) Natural Po-lice I know how you like historical american urban dead clones. Want to come run the New York Police Department with Me? No one else is doing it and you can shoot all the gang members you wish. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 19:23, 27 January 2011 (UTC) Eh? All because I'm a New Yorker, eh? NYPD, you say? I'm in. Crooked cop, here I come. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:37, 27 January 2011 (UTC) can I join?--TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:07, 27 January 2011 (UTC) You may as well. It seems to be open to anybody. So far, I've seen PenguinPyro, Ross, and Yon, as well as a few who probably aren't from UD. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:20, 27 January 2011 (UTC) Yeah! We've got a new toy, and it's all ours! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:02, 29 January 2011 (UTC) Huh? Wait, what? You lost me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:06, 29 January 2011 (UTC) Ooooohhh...I see what you mean. Time to get deletin'! Damn spambots! =D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:07, 29 January 2011 (UTC) Damn it...You didn't leave any for me... =( --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 21:09, 29 January 2011 (UTC) I told you I'd find somewhere else for you to cut your sop teeth! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 21:59, 29 January 2011 (UTC) I'm so tempted to become that wikis first vandal and move pages all over the shop.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:10, 29 January 2011 (UTC) I stalk RC, so I dare ya, 3pwv! I mean Yon. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:17, 29 January 2011 (UTC) Too late ~ 22:27, 29 January 2011 (UTC) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:29, 29 January 2011 (UTC) Countered with Page move superpowers!--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:36, 29 January 2011 (UTC) Quick, someone speedy delete it. ~ 22:40, 29 January 2011 (UTC) No need anymore. It's now a fully functional (or partially...depends if we ever fill those red links...) WN template... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:55, 29 January 2011 (UTC) more zergs for your report i noticed your report to our lord and savior Keven. hope this helps. wutz3717 iwit wutz805 iwit----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 14:24, 30 January 2011 (UTC) Ring-a-ding-ding! We're The Tops! Hey there cat, good to post here! I'm looking to make a nice little group dedicated to sprucing up Malton, heal it's people, all that good stuff. Nobody is tossing dice or shuffling decks when there's mobs and peril, so I fix everything up, then maybe I can turn attention to fixing up the roulette wheels. I need some help with my group page, I have absolutely no idea how to make it look all nice and pretty. Anyway you can make it ring-a-ding-ding for me? Defender Of The Weak 02:10, 31 January 2011 (UTC) Renovating the place, get out the stains and move the rubble. I wouldn't mind some renovation, putting a color background and maybe some pictures, I'm fresh new at making a group. I want it to be a friendly, helpful group. IT'll be the Malton version of this. http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Followers_of_the_Apocalypse I'm making a Malton extension of the group, dig? Already started by making the base page. Defender Of The Weak 02:28, 31 January 2011 (UTC) Also, to be honest.. I'm really not good with the boxes and titles, I really need help. The best I can do is a plain page with some words bolded to serve as titles. Here is my page. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Followers_of_the_Apocalypse Defender Of The Weak 02:34, 31 January 2011 (UTC) Pretty Colors.. Something dynamic but not threatening..colorful. How about some blue and green? Different shades I guess, but I'm better at knowing that when I'm painting, not with page designing. Can you help with that? Yeah, I'll edit the pics. Just gotta find a computer that can do that. I'm on a Mac. And I guess that box is fine. Could you help with editing those pics though? Unable to myself, see, as I said earlier I have a Mac. So no paint program. Defender Of The Weak 02:49, 31 January 2011 (UTC) Gotta Scram! My computer automatically logs me off in 1 minute, could you help just a little bit with the page I made, start me off? Thanks cat, you're a great one! G'Night! Defender Of The Weak 02:59, 31 January 2011 (UTC) That is one snazzy page! Copy and paste man, that is good! I gotta say thanks, it's really helpful, maybe now my efforts to help the city will have a more powerful affect. I'll put up the pics soon. Stay classy! Defender Of The Weak 23:04, 31 January 2011 (UTC) You wanted to help more, really? Well, I figured what my group symbol would be. It's a hand reaching out from the bottom left corner, and a hand grasping it firmly from the upper-right corner of the picture, a bit of a labcoat sleeve can be seen on the upper arm. The hand in the bottom corner is scratched up a bit, thin. It's supposed to be a cartoon style, but not wacky. More like comic or something. Think you could do that for me? Defender Of The Weak 23:33, 31 January 2011 (UTC) Wut the Wutz http://iamscott.net/1296560330453.html - in case you're wondering where they are --  ▧  : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : 11:42, 1 February 2011 (UTC) Promotion It have been now 2.5 months since your last bid. I think you have strongly shaped up since then in the janitorial department, such as by regularly archiving the montly admin pages, or the Very Funny project (which is also a fine example of assuming a leadership role). If someone would nominate you now, would you accept? (Not now as in "right now", though - more as in "this week-end" to spread out the bid closing times a bit, lest the crats get fatted with too many bid decisions at once.) -- Spiderzed▋ 18:43, 1 February 2011 (UTC) As last time, I'll make my decision in a week just to see what people think of me. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:01, 1 February 2011 (UTC) I HATE YOU way less than thad.----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 19:03, 1 February 2011 (UTC) It's confusing trying to figure out what you're implying in that statement, Harrison. It's like you don't want me for Op, but would rather take me for Op over Thad... o.O --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:04, 1 February 2011 (UTC) bingo----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 19:50, 1 February 2011 (UTC) I've got a plan! I've got some idea of the rules I want for what you need to join, and rules once you're in with us. But I need some help shaping it up into something presentable. But here's a starting rule for joining: You need at least one skill that helps others. Those skills being: Construction, Lab Experience, First Aid, Surgery, Diagnosis, and any others you can think of? Also, any general rules you know of for friendly clans? Defender Of The Weak 00:22, 2 February 2011 (UTC) The Order of the Black Rose is blocked form my computer, maybe there's some "over the top mature content", the point is stuff on there is blocking me. I guess I'll look at other groups. But ey, thanks for having faith in me on this! Defender Of The Weak 01:12, 2 February 2011 (UTC) Little tad nervous.. But if I need help, I can still ask youse for advice, right? Alright, I'll try not to cling on your ankle throughout my group creation. Ey, maybe we'll see each other in the game. Hopefully not soon since you seem to be a undead player, and I'm a fledgling on my FotA account. Have a happy headshot! Defender Of The Weak 01:25, 2 February 2011 (UTC) I need help again, again. Know of another group that has good guidelines for me to instate in mine? Defender Of The Weak 02:14, 2 February 2011 (UTC) Ello! Axehack, think you can help me put my group in the recruiting groups section? I need a spiffy thing to put up, you dig? Also, I'm trying to use a confusing mix of vocab. Is it working? Defender Of The Weak 00:41, 3 February 2011 (UTC) Temporary Image. It's not from another wiki, so it can be used, right? Also, I;\'d like something explaining how it's a mission to help others gain experience, to heal all the suffering we can, and that our mission is to go in dangerous to mildly risky areas and help the occupants however we can, or bring life back by repairing the suburb, and barricading it enough for a new player to enter. But kinda poetic, inspiring. And heres dat link to da picture. http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens12396721module112529761photo_1280683802Followers-of-the-Apocalyp Defender Of The Weak 02:11, 3 February 2011 (UTC) Re: Welcome Thanks. I actually just joined the game and decided to browse the Wiki, noticed a small grammar error, and being the neat-freak I am, signed up to fix it. :P I also noticed, after being torn apart by a horde of zombies (apparently sleeping outside is a bad idea), that allot of the locations near where I am are mislabeled. So I'm going to fix them up over the next few days. ~ Back-hack 16:08, 3 February 2011 (UTC) A little to the left! Could you put up the recruitment ad for me? Defender Of The Weak 22:03, 3 February 2011 (UTC) Thanks, I'll keep it up to date. Any suburb you can recommend as a starter? A ghost town? Defender Of The Weak 23:32, 3 February 2011 (UTC) Perhaps when I have others helping me with the R&R(Repair 'nd Rescue) efforts I will try to tail the big hordes. But how is Ridleybank counted as a ghost town if there are so many zombies in it? Defender Of The Weak 23:48, 3 February 2011 (UTC) Rename request Could you possible rename this article as User:Back-hack/Adolph Audley? It would be much appreciated as I apparently didn't read the guidelines addressing character articles. :P ~ Back-hack 00:07, 4 February 2011 (UTC) Thanks. :) ~ Back-hack 00:10, 4 February 2011 (UTC) It will be my quest! Thankey Axe, now I know my biggest project for the game! To reclaim Ridleybank for the living! I will have to grow my ranks, and enlist some of the more combat-orientated groups, but I will do it someday! Defender Of The Weak 00:09, 4 February 2011 (UTC) I needs some helps. Revive me?There aren't any nearby RP's I know of that are maintained still, but I can't leave my base alone.. Defender Of The Weak 18:58, 6 February 2011 (UTC) GSGM cleared Hey thanks for the help clearing my burbs. Nice to see the project page clear. But uhhh...you didn't fill in the sigclear attributes :P ~ 03:45, 8 February 2011 (UTC) There's only one suburb left. As for the sigclear things, I did fill 'em. I think Mis didn't fill his out. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:47, 8 February 2011 (UTC) PRESENT PROOFS. I totally did. 03:48, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Nevermind, I see what you mean. Ah crap...Now I have to go back to all of them... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:48, 8 February 2011 (UTC) And yes, I thought you meant the strike and sign thing. >_< --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:49, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Slacker. ~ 03:54, 8 February 2011 (UTC) It's not my fault the sigclear field was very easy to miss... -_- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:57, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Yeah I'll give you that. I think I only caught it because the first one I cleared didn't look as pretty as someone elses. ~ 03:59, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Well, anyways, I wonder who's gonna clear the last suburb in two days? Let's start placing those bets. Hm...I think it's either gonna be me or Vapor...Hm... ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:04, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Haven't you +1'd enough this Month? It will be interesting to see who comes out on top with contribs for Feburary. ~ 04:08, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Not unless the number of my edits can surpass the number of Yon's edits this year! xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 04:12, 8 February 2011 (UTC) The year is young and I predict some big projects soon. ~ 04:23, 8 February 2011 (UTC) Sorry About That! Sorry about that recent edit. I never knew about these "tours". I just thought the south west seemed safe on the danger map, but oh well, I guess you're right (you can delete that edit). Oh, and thank you for welcoming me! --Urbandeadawesome12 00:58, 15 February 2011 (UTC) Congratulations Wow! I beat both Ross and DDR to your talk page. Congrats, man. Don't worry, you'll learn to ignore those red exclamation marks. I'm sure Ross and DDR will be by soon to drop links to the two sysop guides, though I'm sure you've already read them. Welcome on board, bro. ~ 14:46, 17 February 2011 (UTC) Indeedy. Knew you'd get a promotion eventually. =p -- Cheese 14:49, 17 February 2011 (UTC) Same here! -- †  talk ? f.u. 14:51, 17 February 2011 (UTC) You mean those "Mark Page as Patrolled" exclamation marks? I already ignore them on other wikis. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:53, 17 February 2011 (UTC) Also, I'm gonna beat the others at dropping those links on me...Axe Hack, give these a read: User:Aichon/Other/So you want to be a sysop?, Help:The NOT so secret diary of a sysop. Oh why thank you, Axe Hack. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:00, 17 February 2011 (UTC) Congratulations! No luck was needed knew you would get it ;)--TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:36, 17 February 2011 (UTC) Traditionally one of us should make a joke about having to clean something in aisle 5, but I can't be bothered. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 20:01, 17 February 2011 (UTC) That or secret meetings or somesuch.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 13:45, 19 February 2011 (UTC) *wrings hands* Excellent. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:46, 18 February 2011 (UTC) long live the axe----sexualharrison ¯\()/¯ 12:46, 19 February 2011 (UTC) What is it? On most suburbs, I keep seeing that the "Great Suburb Group Massacre" has commenced. what is the Great Suburb Group Massacre? Please reply as fast as possible =) --Urbandeadawesome12 03:30, 21 February 2011 (UTC)