User talk:The Colonel

Please...no starting fights on the wiki particularly my talk page. I hate the Drama Llama!

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Please start all topics with a level 2 headline if i don't get back to you, try reaching me on the forum's listed on my user page

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If...

If you knew where I am, why didn't you tell me where you saw me? Hmmm...and why am I still alive? BTW...nobody calls me "hunny." I would be watching over your shoulder if I were you.--Taco2 22:31, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

Just as I thought...you have know idea where I am, or where I was, or where I will be. Anyway, I'm glad you stopped by to talk to me, Mr Fluffles is so cute! Nobody with such a cute bunny could be that bad!--Taco2 22:51, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

I'll give you a clue...it's bank, but not really a bank. Of course, that could be a ruse to send you off in the opposite direction, or I could be thinking..."He'll think this is a ruse, so he won't come." “Doorknob: Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.” :) Bring Mr. Fluffles!--Taco2 18:49, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

What a cute smiley face. You really do like cute things. You're a collectioneur of cute things, I bet. That's probably why you started talking to me in the first place, because I'm cute. If I do say so myself, and I think I have a right to say so to myself? Don't you? Well, really, it doesn't matter what you think, but I'm so glad that we understand each other now. Of course, maybe I'm reading a bit into it. We do understand each other, don't we? Because if we don't I can try to explain a little better with more words. More words usually add more clarity, unless you have a really cool picture, like the one you put up on my page. You know that expression, "a thousand words make a good picture." Oh, I do hope to meet Mr. Fluffles soon. There is so much I would like to tell him, and you of course. But then, there is still lots of room on the page to fill up. I'll be back! Don't worry. Tell Mr. Fluffles I said "Hi! Mr. Fluffles!"--Taco2 19:51, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Sig

The Colonel ^{BI | RRF | UBCS} - Any requests? --Haliman - Talk 04:22, 27 June 2009 (BST)

yay-- 

•   Timmah!  

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05:06, 27 June 2009 (BST)

Indeed

I hate you too --DOWN WITH THE 'CRATS!!! | Join Nod!!! 02:46, 21 July 2009 (BST)

Somebody needs a hug -- 

•   Timmah!  

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04:04, 23 July 2009 (BST)

I do need a hug --DOWN WITH THE 'CRATS!!! | Join Nod!!! 00:28, 15 August 2009 (BST)

*Hugs* --Haliman - Talk 23:04, 26 August 2009 (BST)

Cant speak for the others but i'll miss you buddy--Imthatguy stole some retards signature 21:00, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Warning

Please do not edit images on pages not belonging to you on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. Cyberbob  Talk  11:22, 7 August 2009 (BST)

Warning struck. Linkthewindow  Talk  03:06, 8 August 2009 (BST)

Template:UBCS Navbar

Did you have the replacement Navbar yet? I was just categorizing the article pages and was going to update that for you too.--– Nubis ^NWO 18:15, 26 August 2009 (BST)

Already replied. I updated everything. Thanks, Nubis! :D --Haliman - Talk 23:04, 26 August 2009 (BST)

Gratz

Are you really about to take control of Blackmore? Good Luck! We still have an hero in this dark times! --Pagans 09:41, 9 October 2009 (BST)

Rotter's Relief

I will be writing a reply to your inquiry about Blackmore in a few moments. Refer: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Rotter%27s_Relief

Thank you and Cheers!--Natakaasd 06:50, 16 October 2009 (BST)

Recent Encounter

Here you fucking happy?! Don't blame me for this freaking wiki! I hate how it works! I wanna know how you found out where we were. It has nothing to do with you, but how did you know? Next time your on MSN I will talk to you. See you then. -- Drunk Link2500  04:50, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Colonel, you can delete that comment but you cannot edit it. If you do not wish to incur an A/VB case from me I would recommend either reverting Drunk's comment back to its original form or deleting it. Cyberbob  Talk  12:29, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Interesting you mention that Bob because the comment itself is still in its entirety, perhaps maybe someone could make a case about that. The entire comment itself is still in its full, you can obviously tell what he said, but if a Minor were to wander onto my talk page he would not be exposed to foul language. Yes i am more then willing to argue this point, i would tend to think you would agree with me, seeing as how it was you who tried to delete several images a while back, because they were "pornographic" in nature. My point is well made. If you as a wiki overlord has a problem with me editing his comment, then go ahead and fix it yourself. Otherwise i fully intend to make people watch their mouths when they visit my page. Thank you and good night. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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16:06, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Bob beat me to warning you over this. Do not alter other people's comments any where on this wiki. As this is your user space you are entitled to remove his comment (providing any comments you remove don't render the responses of others nonsensical) but altering any part of his comment is vandalism by impersonation. I have restored the comment to its original form. Your argument about minors stumbling across it and being offended is somewhat of a logic failure considering this is a resource for a game where innocents are murdered and dead bodies reanimate, if that won't disturb them then 'fucking' certainly won't. Next time you alter another person's signed comment on this wiki I will be taking you to vandal banning. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 16:45, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Lol! You actually worry about language Krauser?! That is somewhat surprising! I don't plan on revenge, I just don't want you doing it again. Why do you hate Umbrella and always try to catch them cheating? It's very sad. Also, What makes you think I'm heading to Lockettside? Do you think I would go to a place where you would look first? I may be there I may not. Don't think I'll run home just because you shot me. :P -- Drunk Link2500  03:14, 18 October 2009 (BST)

DRAMA

♥ Moonie ^{Talk Testimonials} 23:23, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Insert eye roll here -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

17:11, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Im 14 and I feel offended about the profanity in this page. Please remove it. Also, there are no innocents, only degrees of guilt. --Skouth 17:42, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Im 12 years old and what is this? --Ephraim 17:46, 17 October 2009 (BST)

-__- ........i can vouch both are underage. My point is made but not as i would have wished it....sometimes i think this wiki is too much drama and useless nonsense like the last two posts. -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

18:23, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Om mi GAWD, he said FUCK! My innocent childhood is ruined, noes.... The only point you made, is just showing how retard you people can be.--Thadeous Oakley 18:52, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Well you see Thaddy, apparently Bob DOES care about my innocent childhood, wasn't he the one who tried deleting everything that had boobs? So... Yeah. --Skouth 19:59, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Hey Thad unless your off the zerg list, you technically cant say anything about retardness and people "I will continue the search for this MisterGame!" -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

21:21, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Until you learn the difference between your and you're, you technically can't say anything about retardedness either. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 21:25, 17 October 2009 (BST)

I never said i wasnt retarded, way to pick up on subtlety there iz. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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21:34, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Nice try, but I don't see how throwing the "oMG!1 zerg" accusation for the gazillion time, has anything to do with the awfully poor attempt from you at being a "lulzy" puritan.--Thadeous Oakley 22:17, 17 October 2009 (BST)

and then? -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

22:30, 17 October 2009 (BST)

*snuggles and luffs* Karma _RRF^BI 23:00, 17 October 2009 (BST)

Sometimes i think moonie is an asshole...then i see things like that and i realize i <3 moonshine -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

23:24, 17 October 2009 (BST)

/discussion. --Skouth 23:30, 17 October 2009 (BST)

The Shint'

I've been found :V RinKou 05:16, 18 October 2009 (BST)

Tch. You proved me wrong, I'll give you that much. :P RinKou 18:52, 19 October 2009 (BST)

Eh? You're not the zergers, are you? If you're stealing clay legitimately, then cool, good job, we'll still kill you :P. If you're that zerger... RinKou 20:12, 21 October 2009 (BST)

Heh. That's cool then. You do know trying to set up in Nexal territory's a bad idea, though, right? RinKou 00:08, 22 October 2009 (BST)

Well, we'll see how it turns out in the end, eh? Interesting turn of events. RinKou 07:18, 22 October 2009 (BST)

So what happened to Flotson? RinKou 20:30, 29 October 2009 (UTC)

Heh. Things don't always go as planned, do they? RinKou 05:06, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

No more Ridleybank

Unfortunately, we lost all our forces and safehouses in Ridleybank and can't stay there any more. Pagans

I would

be willing to visit your forums, though I'm too lazy to get a proxy, so you might want to unban me first. --Thadeous Oakley 13:57, 30 October 2009 (UTC)

can't see it, and a direct link would be helpful.--Thadeous Oakley 17:54, 31 October 2009 (UTC)

I is a scientist response...

There was a member kicked out of our group, though the profile listed is a new one. I EAT 7 BRAINS was the account he used in our group. So if this is a new account, it will be in addition to the problem we had with him. He was the only member kicked out of our group.... ever! And was removed for having been a zerger. You can Click Here to see that he was placed on our Kill On Sight List for Lockettside, and you can Click Here to read all the gory details. He not only acknowledged to me in a private message in our forums that he was zerging, but later went on to admit to it again on the discussion page.

For the record as well, our friends accused another member of ours as being an alternate account for him. It was later disproven. Thanks for your inquiry. Please tell me how this turns out for you. Thanks! -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 00:31, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Could I ask you which member it was that spoke to you? And what exactly is it that we are talking about here? What do you mean by "Deal"? -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 01:22, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

That's cool,.... So,... since you've got one of yours in my midst, could I get one of mine in yours? :) -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 02:32, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

I don't know who they are though. -Poodle of Doom^{M! T} 02:52, 3 December 2009 (UTC)

Using my superpower....

...of common sense, I reckon Shuttlebank would be a good hunting ground. I'd go do it myself but I have a resident pacifist nearby that would cause an alt conflict. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 19:45, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Hello

Was wondering if you wouldn't mind having a chat with me. You have my AIM, which I'm rarely on. My MSN is Kalei2418@hotmail.com if you want to reach me on there. Or, you can always stop by the forum and send a PM. I'd do the same, but I don't know what my passwords are. Thanks. --DBHT 23:21, 7 December 2009 (UTC)

Winman

Hey dude. I'm just here to quote what's at the top of your talk page "Please...no starting fights on the wiki particularly my talk page. I hate the Drama Llama!", and refer you to the recent trolling over on Winman's talk. Your first edit to his page was to start a fight with him. Also, he's specifically asked that you stop posting there, and yet you've returned to spam it up.

Now, I'm not mentioning these things to scold you. I'm just reminding you of your own talk rules and asking you to consider them in the context of your recent edits. Now I realize Winman's guides aren't exactly groundbreaking, but surely you can find more constructive use of your wiki time than bullying some noob, right? Something to think about, anyway.

All Well,--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 08:41, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

Welcome!

Any time. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 07:54, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Also, I did eventually realise why your new sig code looked so familiar. Heh. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 11:08, 23 December 2009 (UTC)

Re: Fail?

It's Christmas Eve and I drink... :P 01:34, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

I'm not drinking yet, but pretty soon I will be. Gotta maintain that 36 hour drunk period so I can manage the holiday. \o/ -- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 01:44, 25 December 2009 (UTC)

Hi

So, getting ammo at William Avenue Police Dept? --LithedarkangelMeth!^{The Great Meth Man} 01:32, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

I think that will end badly for him......--Imthatguy found some weed 02:11, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

So im Gore Corps, and guy just helped me reduce my bounty, which means you guys went from 2 free kills, to 1 free kill. Then your the PKer ;). Thanks Guy, now i can go cade smash and block with the horde. Not to mention, I was restocking, so I have ammo, when the stupid survivor combat revives me, I get to shoot again :D -- 

•   Timmah!  

•   Talk  

03:59, 26 December 2009 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for the heads up about the bounty points, I'm not sure if Kitty reported the PK you wrote about or not. I'll have to check. Also thanks for filing the bounty claim for me, I assure you that I would have filed it but you saved me the time :) Thanks again. --Josh Clark 05:27, 27 December 2009 (UTC)

Oi

Im willing to talk to you.But I dont have a brainstock account. PM me an irc to go to on the Shinto forums, or some other method of communication. Actually, why not pm me on the shinto forums? However you wanna contact me --Megameh 21:45, 28 December 2009 (UTC)

Psst....

I love you. Not really, but thought you might like listening to that sometime when you decide to have another drink. :P --DBHT 20:45, 29 December 2009 (UTC)

Well I would do that because I was drinking. It's such a calming song! --DBHT 12:25, 30 December 2009 (UTC)

...Okay...

Fine, fine... I'm getting your name removed. Geez.--LithedarkangelMeth!^{The Great Meth Man} 04:58, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... I feel the same... Also,what bounty??? :/ --LithedarkangelMeth!^{The Great Meth Man} 16:10, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

The bounty we jacked up with your account while you were inactive.-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:14, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

:O --Thadeous Oakley 16:18, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

No, I'm a liar. I can't even remember to play my own character regularly, let alone someone elses to get them KOS.-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:20, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

Nice joke? o.o --LithedarkangelMeth!^{The Great Meth Man} 16:23, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

\o/-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:29, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

...What bounty? The only bounty I've ever posted was the one in the RG after you killed Imthatguy... WTH? --LithedarkangelMeth!^{The Great Meth Man} 23:14, 31 December 2009 (UTC)

If clearing the UBCS member's name from the RG earns me a headshot...I'll accept it =) --LithedarkangelMeth!^{The Great Meth Man} 18:15, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Imthatguy =/= The entire UBCS

And you killing one of our cadets shows that you're the one stalking us. kk bai :) --Haliman - Talk 03:38, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Hurr durr Winter north Fox south. You're looking for us. Not vice-versa. You're just butthurt you haven't been getting the attention you've been looking for :) --Haliman - Talk 03:58, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

This is beside the point. All I wanted to say was that we're NOT hunting you. --Haliman - Talk 04:02, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

You're right. You caught me. I made 13 accounts, and trained them all. I also didn't think I would have gotten caught if I only put our tags on one. You also discovered my true identity. I'm really finis. I'm Sonny, Ron Burgundy, and KotD too. I formed Umbrella a few years ago with me and my army of zergs. Good detective work, Mr. Holmes. --Haliman - Talk 04:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

Someone get a little too eager with the sig button? ;) --Haliman - Talk 04:26, 4 January 2010 (UTC)