Talk:Angels of Mercy

Hmmmm

Hello, this one of your haters. I am just logging a formal complaint agaist your services. Seemes when I strike back at your group after killing me, you have the nerve to report me! How do you call yourselves doctors! Oh well, AoM-2 Spencer J-2 Look forward to seeing you again blurredbrain, look for me around Caiger soon. --Spencer J 05:20, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

An Angel did fortell...

Hello to the Angels of Mercy! I hope you guys are still active, and that you're still pulling off those wonderfully coordinated pain-relieving home calls. I'm just checking up here - are you fellows planning on attending the PKA's Winter Holiday celebration? It just won't be complete without some Angels, you know? Check the PKA boards for details. --DT ^PK 22:52, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Angels of Mercy, there will be need of your special medicine. Hope to see yous making some house calls. --Hibernaculum 01:09, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Angels of Mercy

Yay found a pker group which doesn't follow honor among thieves. That's cool with me. --Sgt Beebus (RHA) 11:42, 28 September 2007 (BST)

Angels of Mercy questions

I wonder if you could point me in the direction fo the Angels of Mercy leadership? I've got some fun questions I've been asking the leaders of Maltons biggest and best groups for a wiki project of mine. Thanks. --Kristi of the Dead 09:34, 8 September 2007 (BST)

Detulux...Again

We're still honouring our end of the bargain, but we're moving HQ to Kempsterbank. I just want reassurance that the terms we agreed will still apply. -- S Pain 02:01, 16 August 2007, GMT

I'm also quite interested to ask what the AoM's policy is now that Zeds have control of 2 thirds of Malton? -- S Pain 03:36, 30 August 2007, GMT

Doctor, I have a question

Greetings Angels of Mercy, I'm Unema, Detulux Inc's diplomat and I'm here today with both a few words and a proposal.

Firstly the good words; I've read through your wiki page and I've got to say that I am impressed, I realise that what you are doing is, in it's own way, an act of kindness in a fairly cruel city and indeed quite essential if we are to outlast the current zombie plauge. Let's face it, putting a bullet in them isn't doing much in the long run. Anyways, yesterday morning our chief medic was revived, just to be euthanised by one of your doctors, one Mr bIurredbrain2. I don't see a real issue with this as she was below your 30HP threshold, I just want to say thanks for doing what you thought was best, for all you guys knew she had just been attacked or had been suffering for a while. So once again, my sincerest thanks to you.

The proposal I have for you guys is fairly selfish, and I apologise for this, but my boss has given me 24-48 hours to get this sorted before he tries something stupid and I'd much rather get a peaceful conclusion than a violent one.

The proposal is as follows;

Your part- I'd like to ask you to lower the HP threshold to 20HP while in our base of operations (The two factories, the pub and the warehouse centred around [48,29] in the Brooke Hills suburb.

Our Part- In return, I'd take over ministering to the survivors in the aforementioned area using your normal 30HP threshold instead of the new 20HP one, this way your mission would still be being followed in the area, just by a member of Detulux Inc (check if you will, I finally have the nesercary skills to do this). In addition, your staff would be granted priority revives and healing when in our base and would be given whatever protection we can muster for them while they sleep. I'd also consider sending men out to protect them if they fall asleep in the immediate area. Oh, and free drinks at the Ponsford Arms for your staff.

I will also consider any additional terms you would like to add

Whatever you decide, please respond via our talk page over the next day or so. Thank you and apologies for the brazen request, the length of the post, the silly time limit my boss decided on and the slander my boss has made about you on our wiki page. I'll remedy that last one once I have your response. Once again thanks, and keep up your good work. --Unema 13:24, 9 July 2007, GMT

Greetings, I am the head of Detulux Incorporated. I am posting here after seeing your lack of negotiation. My diplomat has put a fair deal on the table, has he not? We're not asking for much, just a little inter-group cooperation. After all, isn't it the zombie threat that is the real issue at hand here?

So the real ultimatum is this: take the deal, or I'll be coming along personally to settle things. You have 24 hours to reply. - S Pain 19:05, 10 July 2007, GMT

My apologies about that, the boss can get a tad rude at times. Try not to hold it against us. --Unema 22:20, 10 July 2007 (BST)

Shush your mouth, Unema. I'm done screwing around. I want a little respect around here! - S Pain 22:23, 10 July 2007, GMT

Yes boss, sir! --Unema11:22, 11 July 2007 (BST)

Detulux Steps Down

Look, as the chairman of Detulux Inc, I admit I was wrong. Sorry.

The point of the fact is, our medic was pked by this guy, who as you could probably guess, bears a lot of resemblance to one of your bosses. I don't really know if he's a member of your group or not, but now we've treatied I suppose it really doesn't matter. Just though I'd let you know what all the fuss was about.

All I really want to know is, is this guy an imposter or not? Once again, thank you for being so gracious and diplomatic with our negotiations. - S Pain 00:52, 13 July 2007, GMT

That's an alt of our boss. He leads our group on missions away from our home 'burb, and works on our general mission when there's nothing else to do. --Aom 16:05, 13 July 2007 (BST)

Burger Hut Avengining Angles

My sister cusin and I wanted to be lettin you knows that we found RichMullins, god rest him sole, at that big mall we's go to som of the time and saw he be lookin a bit feevrish. We done him in as he was at 30hp and didnt want him to die without dignitity. You Angles be right. He dont be needin to go screemin for his momma and soilin his clothins. Ifn you need ferther assistanance with the administratoring of dignitity just visit our talkin page and we be doin what we cans to be of help. RebelReefer ^{Avengining Angles Talk} 28 June 2007 14:32 GMT

Were hopin you Angles dont be mindin our servitudedness to dignitity murcy givings, but we done found us anover Angle of Murcy, smarmysmile or sumptin, in need of some dyin' with dignitity. They was lookin a might bit tattered. We be hopin we got to them befor they gone run to momma screamin and soilin his britches. It was also the brackula and andersonsilva that we found in lookin' kinda meen and all. My sister cusin was killed by backula a few days back and figgered we be owein him...and I figgered we be doin them a favorite by killin' them now before they be in dire needs. Consider it a tru murcy killin. Gotsta be goin now. If you be seein the profile policemen arownd these parts, be sure to be tellin them we're lookin out for them smartys. *spits* RebelReefer ^{Avengining Angles Talk} 3 July 2007 15:44 GMT

HA! nice try goons. Its funy you be callin' us allies when we onlies be killin and dignitifying members of yoer groop that be listed in teh roges gallery. Be seein' ya round. RebelReefer ^{Avengining Angles Talk} 4 July 2007 02:42 GMT

CDF Priority Registration

If you are a member of the CDF and need help we place a higher priority on you, just leave your name, profile link, and location right here and we'll have a doctor out to you immediately.

Happy CDF Customers.

Name: Tryce of Thunder

Link: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=589646

Location: Walrond. 84,44.

Problem: I lost my llama, please find it and return it to me. Tryce of Thunder 00:30, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Looks like you're all taken care of. --Aom 01:36, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Yay, my drama llama! Thanks for finding it. Tryce of Thunder 03:56, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Patients must be BELOW 30 HP

BELOW. Not AT, DavidFaust. You just opened yourself up for some major lawsuits now, and I'm pushing for the death penalty. I have a feeling the jury will go for it. Vidarr 08:25, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

After consulting with Dr. Faust we found that this was a particularly painful case with the patient constantly whimpering, whining and complaining. The decision was made to make an exception as this patient obviously was in need of our care. --Aom 16:16, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

You only kill those at 30HP or less eh? Want to explain why I was killed by members of you guys when I had full HP? --DJSMITH^CDF 15:41, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

You and other patients who were treated at the same time as you were seen as special cases who, for some reason, were particularly miserable in their lives, even at 60HP. --Aom 15:57, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Win. Pure win. :D Cyberbob Talk 16:01, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm guessing it is more of a situation where y'all just fail at math. If you're going to have a "group" with a "mission", you should follow that mission. Otherwise, you're nothing but standard PKing jerks. TheUncleBob 16:44, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

As we've explained, while the HP level is a general indicator of the amount of pain a survivor may be in it is not the only indicator. Measuring pain levels is a judgment call left up to the attending physicians, in this case the amount of whining left the physican with no choice but to rule this a case for our specific type of care.--Aom 21:08, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Whatever makes y'all feel special. You're still just standard PKers though. Nothing special. TheUncleBob 21:19, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

We are special enough for you to reply. I feel so popular now. Like a giddy school girl who just got asked to the prom by the oh so coolest guy is school! *prancing around in my undies* Thank you Unclebob. --Zombiepimp 21:39, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I like how they judge that someone's in pain.. Pain is subjective, it's obvious that they were over-stimulated as children, or still are children. Either way, ya'll are KOS --DJSMITH^CDF 21:40, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Dude... I'm still over-stimulated, I mean gosh, I still live with my mom and I am at least 26 years old. "Either way, ya'll are KOS". Neat. Though, seeing as I and Blurredbrain2 are considered two of the most hated characters by the CDF, were we not KOS as it was? I think the rest of our members will be ok with it as well, seeing as they have been involved in two organized attacks on the CDF in two days. Perhaps you are just pissed that we seem to be pulling off better coordinated strikes than the laughable PKRU. lalala.--Zombiepimp 21:50, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Wait... most hated or most pathetic? Also, do you kill your own members who are in pain? Because one or two of them must be in more pain that Dr. House without his Vicodin, judging by the amount of whining that they do. TheUncleBob 23:25, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Quit complaining UncleBobby, or I'll have to put you out of your misery. --Aom 01:31, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Complain? I'm not complaining. I simply asked a simple question. Are you complaining about my 'complaining'? Perhaps you need to take yourself out and put yourself out of your own mysery. TheUncleBob 03:42, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

We're gonna run out of indent space :-P --DJSMITH^CDF 04:06, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Thankyou Mr. Smith. And thank you for taking an interest in our little group of miracle workers here, unclebob. If you are interested in joining and I assume you are by all of your time spent here, please contact bb2. He can get you started on the right track. --Zombiepimp 08:45, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

No thanks - I'm not a PKer. Despite you and your buddies constantly PKing me, I still just want to kill Zombies - and that's it. The only reason I come back to this page is to see if anyone has replied to me - because I'm a conversationalist and I like to finish my conversations. :) TheUncleBob 16:02, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

"The only reason I come back to this page is to see if anyone has replied to me - because I'm a conversationalist and I like to finish my conversations. Or you are just desperate for attention." Anyway, welcome to the group. I will add your name to the list later.--Zombiepimp 17:40, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes, TZP, I want your attention. I'll kill my wife if you'll run away with me and be my lover. Will you? TheUncleBob 20:00, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey everyone, Mr. Lookatme is back. I knew you wouldn't disappoint. Now run along and start doing the good deeds of the AoM. I added you to the front page of the wiki as a member you lucky dog.--Zombiepimp 21:22, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Again, thanks, but no thanks. TheUncleBob 21:51, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Your members have "put me out of my misery" when I was well above 30 hp. And no, I wasn't sad or complaining about anything. The only thing that caused me grief was their pking.

TheZombiePimp PKs http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8113/gahqn9.png, http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2514/godji7.png

MrSadGuy PKs http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3370/mrsadguypk2zk9.png, http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3851/mrsadguypksub8.png

As you can see, I was well above 30 hp for ALL of those kills.Tryce of Thunder 03:16, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

You and other patients who were treated at the same time as you were seen as special cases who, for some reason, were particularly miserable in their lives, even at 60HP. Not to mention those s/s were taken before the AoM were formed and you were on the PK list. --Aom 00:04, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

A misunderstanding

Sorry if we here at the Black Hunter Group are sorry if we have caused you any trouble in past we didn't know that you were peaceful and when we saw you kill someone well..we do what we did best and killed you. But the thing was that the guy was pk'ing i found out and so I'm sorry about this little misunderstanding and we hope we can be allies in the furture right now. And since the zombie hoard is growing we should band together and get rid of it reply at my group's talk page. --Coolo ^B! 02:50, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

I am here

I created an account so now you guys can shut up about me joining the wiki. *sigh* --Mrsadguy

A question

Someone lacking body building will be at 25 HP when they stand up after getting stuck. Will you still kill those people, or would make it so that people without body building must be below 25 hp? Tryce of Thunder 05:30, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes in fact they would be eligible for our expertise, and would probably be given preference because they would be lower level, and we give preference to lower level characters in order to keep zombies from getting easy kills and easy XP. --Aom 14:46, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

So in other words, you would still kill them? Tryce of Thunder 01:31, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Killed above 30hp

I was at 60 hp when I was killed by one of your members.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/9103/aomkillsr7.png

smarmysmile http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=686367

Why was I killed? I was not below 30 hp. Tryce of Thunder 01:32, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Still haven't gotten any responses yet. I am asking you, why was I killed? Tryce of Thunder 00:09, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Just got killed again.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6860/aomkill2se4.png

smarmysmile

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=686367

I ask once again, explain why I was killed. Tryce of Thunder 04:03, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

I assume you can read. So read above. --Aom 04:53, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Clearly, I am a masochist, so putting me out of my misery would be a bad thing.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=589646

So, will I not be considered for anymore treatments? Or do you not care about the customer? Tryce of Thunder 06:23, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

We're dedicated to ending pain. It doesn't matter if you enjoy it or hate it.--Aom 13:16, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, so the customer be damned, you're gonna end their life weather than want it or not. I never want your services again. Tryce of Thunder 14:35, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Dear kind sir, for your conduct on this page you have also earned my services too, should I ever encounter you. Alas, I am but a random passer by, but your complaining never ceases to amuse. --Karloth Vois ^RR 15:06, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

The CDF is NOT allied with AoM

Please remove that from the main page. We are NOT allied with you. Tryce of Thunder 02:24, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, it seems Shantz did it for me, thanks Shantz. Tryce of Thunder 06:06, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay, it seems you did not get the message. THE CDF IS NOT ALLIED WITH AOM. Tryce of Thunder 00:15, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Dry your tears Mary, your PKing group is no longer listed as our ally. --Aom 20:02, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

I have no kleenex. Would you care to give me one, as part of your services? It would be very reducing to my pain if you were to give me a kleenex, mostly because of the act of goodwill in doing so?

Also, it is interesting to note that, after being given your services, I have seen that misery is something that one should not enjoy. Thank you for giving me back my sanity, and my dignity.

Also, please don't call me Mary. It would be nice for complete customer sastisfaction, since I am more likely to reccomend others for your services if I was treated with great services AND respect. Also, I have given your services 2 or 3 times now, but I have no source of income, as I am still a high school student and jobless. This means no medicare either, so will I be in debt or something?Tryce of Thunder 23:43, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes it does. We'll send our debt collectors around shortly. --Aom 01:10, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

If I may ask, what way will the debt be payed? I have a pint of virgin blood if that's acceptable. And no, it's not my blood. I have it in a plastic blood bag thing. Tryce of Thunder 03:54, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Due to the fact that you find yourself in financial straits we will accept the virgin blood if its been drawn less than two weeks. --Aom 04:16, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

It was drawn last week, so here. *Hands you the pint of virgin blood* Tryce of Thunder 14:46, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your business. If you need our services in the future be sure to let us know, we'll be happy to dispatch a doctor immediately. --Aom 17:44, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I am filing an arbitration case against you on behalf of the CDF.

I asked you to remove the "allied with CDF" claim, but you have not listened. So I am taking action. Please go here for anything you wish to say upon the matter. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Moderation/Arbitration#Creedy_Defence_Force_vs._Angels_of_Mercy Tryce of Thunder 02:26, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

That's fine. I think after I present my case even you'll agree that the CDF and the AoM have a de facto alliance.

--Aom 03:22, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

We shall see about that. The odds may have been rigged against me at Resens, but here, it's fair. Tryce of Thunder 03:49, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

What are these terms?

I see them nowhere.

Also, we have said nothing about your group other than that you are quite mean. That's enough to push us to war?

Reply now on our page. I'm not checking back here. If I do not recieve a reply by 1600 tomorrow, your we'll find you.

Crazylilvietguy 03:56, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Known pk group. They're in Santlerville, and being quite mean.

That's all we've said about you. But, give us a day or two to think this over. We'll give you our answer soon enough.

Crazylilvietguy 04:07, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

The terms are on your talk page, and we're referring to in-game speeches, not wiki pages. The war continues until our terms are met.--Aom 14:18, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Hello Santlerville, I'm here to say a few kind words. We now have direct confirmation of terrorists within our midst, some who have attained quite a horrible reputation. These"Angels of Mercy, or so they call themselves, are a ruthless human killing group that targets those to injured to defend themselves. And now, they come after us, the Sons of Abraham, defenders of Santlerville, who have done nothing to provoke this. To you AoM, we offer 24 hours to apologize for your actions against us on our wiki. If we recieve no such message, we will hunt you down. They are pkers, Santlerville. Be wise. Be safe. Be aware.

I made this radio announcement. In case you didn't hear it.

Crazylilvietguy 02:17, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh goodie, now we get to kill you over and over again. In fact, I've heard you've already been killed. How's that for some response time. Kill ya later.--Aom 02:37, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Now you see, we've never said anything about you in-game. We're willing to concede to your terms under one condition. We will not accept #3. Crazylilvietguy 20:37, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't lie to me. It doesn't make me happy and will only result in additional terms being demanded. http://img83.imageshack.us/my.php?image=keairatrashtalkcy5.jpg As you can see from that link you have active members slandering us. We will not drop #3 because #3 is at the core of our mission. We will continue slaughtering your members wherever we find them until you accept our terms. Ilostmycharmander and thetrenchcoater have just been removed from the land of the living for your lies. Kill ya later. --Aom 03:02, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

Funny. We both call ourselves doctors. It only takes me 2-3 FAK's to "Heal" one of your paitents. That's 2-3 AP. And I find it hard to work in my medical practise, with some bleeding nutter, waiting like a vulture for a paitent to show up. A vailent bloody war hero, returned after a gruesome battle. Or maybe a new guy, who could grow into a mighty zombie hunter. It's my job to keep people ALIVE, not put a bloody bullet through their skull!! I pray to you to see reason! Look at you! You're acting like animals! Sacrifiing our good, honest members, to fill out for some crappy vendetta, when everyone knows you're in the wrong. I mean, just look at your page. Littered with lies. "Hey, you guys PK'd me when I was at full health" "We felt like it" Doctors indeed. --Keaira 21:04, 12 March 2007 (GMT)

So one of us counts as the entire group? And guess what? I say screw you. You cannot survive. Make your time. Crazylilvietguy 03:42, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh don't you worry PKer there will be plenty of hurt headed your way. I see you've already evacuated your troops out of your normal base of operation. Its only a matter of time before you're out of Santlerville completely. --Aom 14:59, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

I accept full resonsibility for this provoking. Sir, I apolagise and deserve everything that's coming to me. But don't you dare call our Leader "PKer". Don't you dare! The kettle is calling the pot black! This war is absurd, and so is your "Quest". Out of Santlerville? GOOD LUCK! We're not going to let all our hard work go to waste to some moron who thinks he can own a suburb with his idiotic philosophy of "If it ain't broke; break it!". Tell me, have you ever heard of those that dwell within St Matthews? --Keaira 20:09, 14 March 2007 (GMT)

I got news for you, he is a PKer, check the resens list he's on there complete with proof of his malicious crime. --Aom 01:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

I've been accused of pking and zerging by these bastards. Untrue, they are. I've never killed another human player, unless they themselves were pkers. I also find it very ironic that it is you who calls me a pker. We haven't moved out of our base of operations, we're renting it out to a few buddies of ours. The people of Santlerville. In case you didn't know, we're pretty good friends. I look forward to killing you slowly. Crazylilvietguy 04:23, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

[quote]War

We are currently at war with the Sons of Abraham.

VICTORY!!! The Sons of Abraham have scattered and offered no real resistance in quite some time. Therefore we declare complete and utter victory over them and their PKer of a leader crazylilvietguy. [/quote]

What the hell is this? We're pkers? We may have scattered, but that does not mean we're defeated. We're still there. Good day to you all. The SoA will never falter in the face of tyranny.

I also demand that this be removed immediately. #1, we're not pkers. #2, you haven't won yet.

Crazylilvietguy 01:15, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Not worried!

Recently, I was PKed again by a member of your group and wasn't even at your current wound threshold. I was told it was in response to my exacting revenge on smarmysmile for that person's PK of me on 1/22/2007. I've posted the image of the original PK, and I've screened AndersonSilva's PK of me. I'm not worried that I'll become PK on sight, expect a retaliation Anderson.

If you'd like to view the images in question...

http://www.johnprime.com/urbandead/pkers01222007.gif - smarmysmile

http://www.johnprime.com/urbandead/pkers03092007.gif - AndersonSilva

Jack Slade

We look forward to treating you in the future Mr. Slade. --Aom 02:21, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Nice to see how well you guys communicate with each other, Anderson said I had to kill another one of you before I would become KoS, and that was on 3/9/2007, but you guys must have already moved me into that higher ranking position. Guess I don't need to hunt each one of you anymore, just pop any of you I run across! --Jack Slade 18:49, 10 March 2007 (EST)

You were moved to the top of our patient list due to your insistence on immediate care on this talk page. Also, you might be interested to know that you've been reported to the Resens PK list for killing an innocent man. --Aom 02:04, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm famous!

http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/

I feel quite honored to be the persona non grata at the first post of your web site! I'm also impressed that I used a latin phrase to show my intelligence, and then even put it into italics. (I'm slightly less impressed with myself because I had to use Google to make sure it wasn't 'person non grata'.)

I like this silly game you folks play. You prance around with your guns and blast people by your silly rules. Well, the silly rules you make up on the spot, since you can no longer be hindered by the 30HP "rule". That stunt with blurredbrain2 being in the Mall to get killed over and over, in order to justify running in and slaughtering a bunch of people who did not PK him, was beautiful. Look! I even kept the screen shots!

- - - don't break our page with your stupid images****

And you folks are clever! When life hands PKers death, the PKers create alts that hover in neighboring suburbs, who run in quickly to revive the primary character. That's smart thinking, because everybody wants to kill PKers, even the zeds!

Hurray, you get to have your fun with the Dribbling Beavers now! You terrorize the suburb with your antics, then you leave and claim, what is it, yes, VICTOLY!!!!! Hilarious! So I'll pick myself up off the ground so that you can blast me again, and again, and again, and again! I'm really wanting you folks to have a blast (preferably in my direction! LOL!) while in Santlerville.

When you leave, I guess I'll pick myself off the ground (again!) and g o back to playing. But now I have a fun new enemy! Oh, those Angel of Mercy! They shook me all night long! GRR! ARGH! CURSES! And this game just wouldn't be the same without the 'us' versus 'them', the white hats vs. black hats, the aliens vs. predators.

But wait, I can't hate you guys! You're just fun-loving happy sprites spreading joy and glee everywhere you go! I will just have to keep the memories of those hap-hap-happier times in my never-dying brain. Along with the bullet rounds in my never-fully-healed ass. Woogity! --Sexy Rexy Grossman 02:33, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that's a buttload of accusations. We're not zerging ya fricking genius we have several AoM members that are dedicated to reviving our doctors. This became a necessary step when it became obvious that groups like the Dribbling Beavers were determined to prolong the suffering of humanity by interfering with our mission. While we're on the topic of accusations though, I gotta wonder, why won't you put PKers on your PK list? Blurredbrain2 has never killed an innocent, and, in fact, has been claiming bounties against those on the Resens PK list. Quit protecting PKers Sexy Rexy, and quit sheltering them in your group, we can all see through your rhetoric. --Aom 14:38, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

That PK/RK/GK list is for everyone in Santlerville to use. Since blurredbrain2 posted all his deaths on the list, what more should I do? I think that's good enough; we haven't deleted his/her entries, after all. I sure hope blurredbrain2 also reported those to the DEM list as well. I don't think any rightful minded survivor uses that Resensitized PK list. Pssst, I think its for the PKers! Just so you know...

By the way, I'm standing up now outside the SE corner of the mall, if you want to knock me down again. I have a basketball game to go to here in a few minutes, so I won't be online to watch one of you happy sprites weave your hilarious magic. (BTW, I hope you have no qualms killing me as a zombie. If you do, I'll let one of your revive staff stick me with a needle first. I don't want you guys breaking any of your rules or anything like that.) --Sexy Rexy Grossman 16:12, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Just checking in, looks like a regular survivor knocked me down. I'm back up now, awaiting your tender loving fun! --Sexy Rexy Grossman 20:44, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Already our battle for the hearts and minds of the citizens of Santlerville is being won!--Aom 20:55, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Are you retarded or something? We have the hearts and minds of Santlerville. Why? Because they can trust us not to kill them when they need our help the most. I also find it very funny that you accuse us of zerging when it is quite obvious who is doing the zerging here. Crazylilvietguy 23:32, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey guys, its me again. One cool thing about being a zombie is you get all these awesome dance moves. The Irish Jig button is going to get spammed to death come Saturday, I tell ya what. Anyway, how about I move over to the cemetary in Santlerville, so that way you guys can shoot me dead again? I'm really dissapointed that I've only been ticked by your funny guns only once this whole time.

Come look for me over at the cemetary. I'll be waiting, anxiously! If you want, I'll do the cool dance where you guys shoot the ground at my feet! You know, from Westerns. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 05:43, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

I swear, people don't read zombie profiles anymore. Some unknowing yet caring soul revived me in the cemetery! Oh well, I guess you'll have to pepper me as a human again. In a few hours, I'll head over to Dowdney Mall SE corner (aka Angel of Mercy's Playhouse!) and you guy can pop me over there. Tootles! --Sexy Rexy Grossman 13:26, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, we have been a bit busy to be fooling around with you. http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/2007/03/beaver-stew.html --Zombiepimp 17:08, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for your support Rexy! http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/2007/03/our-first-award.html --Aom 19:03, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome! When are you going to move in the talking furniture and the stuttering robot jukebox? And if you guys decide to whack off to porn in Braker cinema, make sure you clean up your own mess, okay?

Anyway, I'm alive now 1N of your playhouse. Enjoy! --Sexy Rexy Grossman 19:17, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

Sorry Rexy, you just aren't that important. http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/2007/03/another-kill.html --Zombiepimp 04:42, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

And again. http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/2007/03/beavers-in-barrel.html http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/2007/03/that-felt-gooood.html http://urbandeadangels.blogspot.com/2007/03/filed-under-d-for-door-nail-dead-as.html Sheckie is really taking a beating. hmmm, sucks to be him.--Zombiepimp 03:51, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

You guys are too cute! I just saw your "SoA Surrenders" post, I'm sure you'll do the same to my speech. You guys know we never declared war -- we declared fun! And we had loads of fun with you silly folks! And you guys are enjoying all the fun you're having. I'm sure your new forums and blog is getting tons of traffic, thanks to our fun.

We Beavers feel honored that after all this time, you guys just now chose to start up your blog and your forums. After all your time with the CDF and everything, you chose us to be the initial participants of your humor blog. We are humbled, we truly are!

Personally, I'm disappointed that you decided to play mainly with the other Beavers. I'm a quarterback, you know; we spend a lot of time getting up after being knocked down. I thought for sure somebody would run by Dowdney and play with me over the weekend. I don't feel too sad, though, since I know our Beavers have been having fun trucked in by the crateload by you fine silly doctors. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 17:54, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

I request you fix this immediatly.

Kicky, a known member of your group, has claimed he is CDF. He is not a confirmed member of the CDF.

Kicky- http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=593971

In case it is changed back so you can say "Wat r u talkin about u lie." Here is a screenshot of the evidence.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/821/kickfakecdfvg4.png Tryce of Thunder 03:43, 2 April 2007 (BST)

How do I know he's not a member of the CDF? I don't have access to your membership rolls, or even to the diplomatic section. How do I even know you're a member of the CDF? You could be a fake just trying to be a pain in our necks. Come back when you have proof of who you are, and that Kicky isn't a member of the CDF. Aom 04:22, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Tryce of Thunder 06:00, 2 April 2007 (BST)

You know I am a member of the CDF:

1. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Angels_of_Mercy#Happy_CDF_Customers

2. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Angels_of_Mercy#Satisfied_CDF_Customers

Kicky isn't in the CDF:

1. http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/5010/kickyaomsz8.png

A screenshot of Kicky PKing me.

2. http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/3236/kickyvr7.png

A screenshot verifying the date I took the screenshot. Feb 26, 2007/

3. http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:icqFeWZf4X0J:www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi%3Fid%3D593971+%22kicky%22+urbandead&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=3&gl=us

A cached screenshot of his profile showing he was in AOM as of Mar 13, 2007.

4. http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5512/cachehl7.png

A screenshot of that incase it changes.

5. http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7446/kosid8.png

A screenshot showing Kicky on the KoS list.

Condsidering that evidence, it's obvious that Kicky is not in CDF. Looking at the fact he was KoS, he wouldn't be let into the CDF until he like, compleltly went straight and earned our trust over the course of many monthes.

Which obviously has not happened, as it's clear you are not allied with us, and often PK us. Tryce of Thunder 06:00, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Again I don't know any of that. Until I have full and complete access to 100% complete list of your membership rolls I don't know that Kicky isn't a member of the CDF. As I'm sure you're well aware the CDF has been known to employ spies and double agents in the past, there's a very real possiblity this is another one of those schemes. And I don't know that you're the same Tryce of Thunder in the game or that Tryce is even still in the CDF given the amount of turnover in the CDF. Aom 13:36, 2 April 2007 (BST)

You know damn well you ain't getting those lists. You want more proof? Log on to an account at the CDF'd boards, and go to this topic:

http://www.killtrend.proboards58.com/index.cgi?board=urbandead&action=display&thread=1133332681&page=21

Do a ctrl+f search for "mar 13" because that cache proves that as of 3/13/07, Kicky is in AOM, and nobody under that name registers. And if you want proof of who I am, look at who's logged into the CDF's boards in the screenie of Kicky on the KOS list, and you also officially recognized me as being CDF in the arbitration case I made, and never once denied I was CDF.Tryce of Thunder 14:21, 2 April 2007 (BST)

The whole point of being a double agent is to make people think you're in one group when you're really in another, so duh, of course Kicky would make people think he's in AoM. Also, that is a screenshot, which is easily photoshopped so there's no guarantee that's really you logged in, and clearly you took me in the first time around in arbitration, but I'm on to you now. Sorry your little tricks don't work here. Aom 14:58, 2 April 2007 (BST)

Tryce of Thunder 00:01, 3 April 2007 (BST) The following are 2 screenshots showing Kicky on the KoS list.

1. http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/7255/kos1jc6.png

2. http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8725/kos2ox7.png

Notice the following about those 2 screenshots:

A. They have the same display time at the top.

B. They have the same ads.

C. They have the same highlighting.

And as a Security member of the CDF, I officially declare Kicky is not part of the CDF. A top brass should be here to confirm my statements. Now could you please tell Kicky to change his tags? Tryce of Thunder 00:01, 3 April 2007 (BST)

None of that changes anything. A half way competent photoshop could imitate that very easily. You're going to have to do better than that.Aom 01:49, 3 April 2007 (BST)

I'm indulging Tryce's request, and confirming his claim as 1IC of the CDF. Kicky is not CDF, nor are any other of your associates. I know this will likely be met with the same kind of smarmy prevarication and double-talk I've already see plenty of, but nonetheless, in the interest of fair play, please ask your members not to masquerade as CDF members. Thank you. El Satanno 02:03, 3 April 2007 (BST)

Oh that's rich coming from someone who is (allegedly) a member of the CDF. How many times have you guys been caught spying? BTW, I know that SonySucksIsAnAsshat has access to the protected areas of your forums, and I know from talking to him in-game that he's a long time member of the CDF. So maybe before you come in here asking for fair play you need to get your own house in order first. Which brings me back to my original point. Even if you really are El Satanno, how do I know Kicky isn't really one of you? Aom 03:24, 3 April 2007 (BST)

No Kill Agreement

Hello AoM I am Captain Grisum leader of the Infected Swarm. One of my spies recently witnessed an impressive display of PKing in the Whitlock Building in Dulston. Being the case that we are avid users of PKing in our group I am proposing a non kill pact between the two groups.

The War Is Over

It seems that we have come to a conclusion in our little war. The war is over and no Angels of Mercy members are to be killed. No Blackhawk Nation members are to be killed by the Angels of Mericy either. We agree with you that this all started because of a mistake. And that we were overzealous in taking revenge. Both sides have taken losses in this short conflict, but we are moving on. We are neutral towards the Angels of Mercy and will remain that way. I have declared an end to the war on our forums as well. --Cheveyo 16:25, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Thanks for the message.

It always good to meet a resepectful pk'er. Thanks for explaining the situation before you shot Mike Carson. It really annoys me when people just do it at random. --Ross less ne s s^{Want a Location Image?} 10:59, 14 June 2008 (BST)

PKA

Hello there fellow pkers! I am Coil Snake of the Brotherhood of the Reckoning. I am here representing the PKA: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Pker_Alliance/index.php?act=idx. It is a association of Pkers ment to have fun and protection other pkers. Any info you need is on the forums or visit my talk page. --Mr Hootington 00:56, 19 June 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Pitneybank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 19:17, 20 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 20:03, 4 August 2008 (BST)

If you are active, just change the ? in the

{{Template:Group Active?}}

to a ! and it will automatically file your group as active.--– Nubis ^NWO 05:56, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Invite

The Browncoats would like to extend an invite to this group to join the All Guns A Blazin' Tour. If interested, write back on the Browncoats talk page, or message me directly. You can also message us on our forum found here. Cheers. --Blanemcc 11:10, 31 July 2008 (BST

Check-Up

Are you doctors still about? If so, check the PKA forums for a good amount of fun and games. And an opportunity to dispese a whole lot of mercy. --DT ^PK 17:16, 29 August 2008 (BST)

The SKorpions

Hey hipsters! Just lookin' for a few other cats to ally ourselves with. Come check us out:

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Skorpions

Sincerely, --PFC 22:39, 12 October 2008 (BST)

I have dignity enough

Don't give me drugs, no Novocaine / I must be alive 'cause I still feel pain / We were born with wings / We were made to fly / We were meant to live while we're still alive I would like to request that your doctors leave me to die a natural death, if they come across me. You will recognise her because she is the one who declares that Soy por siempre leal a la vida. I am forever loyal to the living.

Regarding the Membery Arms' code of conduct:

Per request by the management of the Membery Arms in Barrville, there is to be no killing of any kind within the pub, unless its inhabitants are immediately threatened by zombie kind (with the exception of our zombie drinking buddy). Your members have violated these rules twice within the week, despite multiple requests to cease these prohibited activities. I would like to once again request your cooperation in this matter, so that the Membery Arms may remain a safe and welcoming place. If you wish to discuss this matter, you are welcome to pay a visit to the 'Arms, so long as the rules are respected. Please remember that the management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, should they see fit. Also, it is requested that, should you see fit to kill within the confines of this establishment, that you not be a pussy and run off to hide in a dark building. Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High ^{AH RR RRF}

P.S. I would also like to invite you all to become members of the noble brotherhood of the brain rotten. We will be happy to arrange an alteration in vital status, should you wish to undertake this holy commitment. For more information, please visit BrainROT_RUM's wiki page.

Had you not targeted our members you'd be alive. We generally have very specific targets and only deviate from them when someone decides to be a hero, and we'll kill where ever we feel like it. Its a gift, and a gift must be used. --Aom 15:57, 27 April 2010 (BST)

It seems as if you are confused. The Membery Arms does not offer service to PKers or BHers who are currently operating in the area. Likewise, none of the regular patrons of this establishment partake in the unprovoked killing of survivors in the greater Ridleybank area. Nobody has targeted your members, so settle down and have a drink in peace... or gtfo. Hardcore Rockabilly, Retired FAE Axes High ^{AH RR RRF}

You seem confused. This isn't about the Membery Arms. Its about you attacking one of our members. No worries, we just put you on our patient list and whenever one of our good doctors runs across you they'll be sure to treat you. Of course continue to treat us without the professional courtesy our profession demands and we may decide to make sure the Membery Arms remains empty for a good long time. -Aom 20:03, 30 April 2010 (BST)

horror

impressive strike. here, eat this! x -- ▧ ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 16:09, 29 April 2010 (BST)

You missed Fearsome Pirate showing up late and wasting three more of you wankers. -Aom 18:48, 30 April 2010 (BST)

We Regret to Inform You

Dear Applicant(s):

It has come to our attention that you are laboring under the misapprehension that you have been accepted as a member of a mysterious and elusive group of bounty hunters known as the Illuminati. It is our sad duty to inform you that no such organization exists. We suspect, but of course have no way to confirm, that if such a shadowy and powerful assemblage existed, they would be unable to extend an offer of membership to you, in particular, despite your notably enthusiastic and tenacious grip on death (and one anothers' genitals.) We imagine that there would be certain qualifications candidates would be expected to demonstrate before such an invitation for membership could be extended. We can only hazard a guess that among those qualifications one would not find such considerable talents as you posses in the areas of compulsive self-abuse and lunging face-first into speeding shotgun shells. However, we find you to be delightfully unencumbered by the restraints of competence and cunning and are confident that soon you will find a group that can fully appreciate your highly specialized talents. We understand that Angels of Mercy is accepting applicants now. Best of luck!

Yours truly,

Not the Board of Admissions, Illuminati (non-existent) --Ciscokitty 00:06, 8 June 2010 (BST)