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Malton Murder Awards

Have you seen these? They're on the go! --The Supreme Court ^RR 15:14, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Fut the wuck?

I am most certainly not a survivor. :P--Gage 20:00, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

And God and Amazing are the same person :P --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 20:56, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Did you notice the Best of the Best and Biggest Douche have the same wording? Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 23:08, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

OK OK I'm fixing them all hang on! APEX ALMIGHTY ^{Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards}6:17 P.M., 23 February 2007

I like the idea, it's fun, but I really doubt the value of an award where the options seeem to be so narrow and uninformed (not mentioning that Gage was included in 3 categories at first =P). --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 01:41, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm a guaranteed winner in my category, unless Sirens wanders by...--Lachryma^☭ 01:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

*refuses to nominate herself for absolutely anything* In the meantime, will there be voting? --Sirens^{T RR} 01:45, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I'm psychic! Anyway, I think Apex just picks winners out of a hat or something..."You've been randomly selected to get an award!"--Lachryma^☭ 01:48, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Apex said:

My Plan is to hand out Awards to groups and people who I think deserve them

He is choosing them. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 02:18, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Lol - Dr Cornblum ^X:00 02:21, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

There's another Female who plays this game? Gasp, I'll have to add her! and another male too!

Boycott

This competition has a clear segregationist agenda. Where is the award for best Human-Zombie Alliance? Support Equal Opportunity! --Belmond^TMZ 04:44, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I shoot everyone equally. --Sirens^{T RR} 05:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I don't like the idea about the Human-Zombie Alliance's. They just ruin the game for me, and they would by up under Multi-Group User:Apex/sig 3:10 P.M. March 1 2007

Nominations

If you don't mind, for the best female category, I'd like to nominate Shadowstar of the CDF, KristiOTD of DEM, Karijia of DEM, and...

Well, there's a lot. Those are the first that spring to mind. --Sirens^{T RR} 04:18, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Great, just fill up the category why don't cha...I was going up against fething zombie mistress! It was soooo mine! And now? Oh wait, I'm not supposed to care. Sorry. Please, nominate more. If the best female category has way more candidates then the rest of the categories, then life will be better.--Lachryma^☭ 05:47, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I am horribly insulted not to be nominated for Best Admin. Seriously. My spirit is crushed.--'STER-Talk-Mod^P! 04:28, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

So is mine :\ -People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 13:03, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

I wanna nominate those 28.01 counting people for best group :) --Cman yall 20:09, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Well now that I see there's a category for Best Zombie/Survivor Group, I'd like to humbly nominate The Malton Zookeepers, for being the most awesome, and biggest [[1]] (and most fun), Equal Opportunity employer in Malton. --Belmond^TMZ 07:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Hello. I'd like to nominate FANNY for the "Survivor Group" Category and Raharu for the "Best Female of Urban Dead" Category. Also, for the "Best PKer" categories, can the PKer have to belong to a group or do they have to be solo? And by 'bad' and 'good' what are you basing this on? How many kills, the reputation of the PKer...? Just curious... Beka 18:28, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

First off dose Raharu have a wiki account we can use. As for (Good/Bad) PKer it's basicly why they do it. If a person PK's another for The Xp or just for fun, then they are a bad PKer. But If they Kill someone becuse they PKed someone or there's a bounty on thier head, then they are a good PKer.

Survivor Security Zone for best survivor alliance. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 08:41, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Team Zombie Hardcore?!

What!? TZH not being nominated for a JEJ award!?! I dare you to make less sense! If you claim that there is any other group with more heard, spirit, and rock hard awesomeness out there you sir, or madam, are sitting on a throne of lies! I demand a recount!

--Tiger Striped Dog 05:39, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Douche

I nominate Reptilius for biggest douche. Your thoughts, Apex the Slightly Over-Esteemed? --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 14:28, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Slightly Over-Esteemed? I you say that?

Although it's still like 8 months away, I'd like to nominate Finis Valorum for biggest douche next year. There can't be anyone more widely hated. And if there is I'd like to meet them, because they'd have to have some kind of supernatural ability... Hopefully I'll still be on UD to witness next year's awards announcements.--Nallan 04:36, 11 July 2007 (BST)

More Awards and New Nominees

Well, I'm adding some new awards. But here is the best part, If you think you deserve an award then sign yourself up for it by putting under here. If i think you may be a good coihce then I'll put you up. But It will only go to March 5th, as of Marth 10th I will not be taking anymore Nominees. You can also suggest other poeple to be signed up. User:Apex/sig 5:04 P.M. March 2 2007

Wow

I just wanted to say on behalf of BOTR how honored I feel that we got nominated for some award I've never even heard of. Who made the nomination for Best PK group? --D4rk N00b 16:34, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and while I'm at it, I'd like to nominate Torec Shadecrow, leader of Cybele's Children, for best female. Just because. --D4rk N00b 17:17, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Haha! Thanks a lot for the nomination, though I don't think it will come to anything considering my competition. I feel honoured though! Torec _T-CC 00:59, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Nomination for the Best Zombie Group

Lebende Tote

This is one of the oldest and longest lasting zombie groups in Western Malton. They're also a lot of fun to play against. They have been responsible for ransacking the Grigg Heights and surrounding area many times.--A whale's vagina 16:24, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Best PK (Bad)

I'm Going to have to say that Karloth Vois deserves a nom here...He did win the Round Robin of Death ya know...Conndraka^{mod TDHPD CFT} 21:21, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

That's nice. I don´t know what to say. I just wanna use this opportunity to thank my Mama. Without her all this wouldn't be possible.... she would be so proud. --PatheticBill 02:54, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

^...If you didn't kill her. APEX ALMIGHTY ^{Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards} 16:07, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Best Insane Loony Person Nomination

I would like to nominate Cap'n Silly for this category. --Specialist290^♠ 22:14, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

I'll second that nomination! --Uncle Bill 01:52, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Best Survivor Group

I want to nominate Ghetto Cow to this esteemed position. Truly deserving. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 06:05, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

suggestions

Oh, and how about a few other categories, such as 'Most Grumpy Wiki Monger', 'Most Sane (or level-headed) Wiki Member', and 'Most Profane Wiki Contributor'. Oh, and one more thing - the winner templates suck ass, mind if I have a tinker with them, and show you what spiffyness I come up with? --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 06:07, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Aren't you all making too much of a fuss for a simple award that is granted to the most favored persons and groups in the POV of ONE SINGLE FREAKING USER. It's like you decided to publicise who you like the most, nothing else. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 07:05, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Dude, I just want to have fun, I'm not making a great deal of fuss. I don't give a shit about the awards, I just want to see better templates and more categories. I think you're the one getting a little uptight. However, I think it should be voted on, not decided by a single user. --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 07:57, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

I wasn't nominated *cries* </sarcasm>. Of course for the awards to have a real value they should be voted on by the community, but this is not the case. It doesn't mean that they shouldn't be carried on, as Apex has all the right to do this and is not bothering anyone, but you're placing too many expectatives on a single user's choices. Anyways, as long as it makes you happy...

About my comment, I was talking about everyone in general and not you in particular: I just used your comment as a foothold. Just to clarify that point. Now off I go... --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 08:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)\

I looked at your profile, I have to say, I like the Only Matt Profile, I'll put you down under a category or two. Oh, and it;s APEX ALMIGHTY , Not Just Apex

OMGWTFBBQLOL!!!!1 --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 00:50, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

O... K... YOu could have just siad "Thank you APEX ALMIGHTY" —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Apex (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Sure, my most sincere thanks, altough, and in no means by saying this I'm expressing unhappiness towards my present situation, I think that there are plenty of guys that deserve these awards more than me as I'm far from being notable. I can't compare to Ron or Xyu in their respective categories, and I seriously consider that a guy that can movilize the masses in an effective way has far more credit than a loner like me. --Matthew Fahrenheit ^YRC☺T☺+1 01:56, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Neat

Neat --Ltpotter 22:33, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Damn you.... DAMN YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL! --Reptileus 00:24, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

No more

I have all the nominations I could want, please don't submit anymore, when the 10th comes along you'll see the winners. --APEX ALMIGHTY ^{Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards} 22:12, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Recently I have been trying to get support for one of my suggestions, Give some buildings more purpose (Refined and Resubmitted). I'm asking that everyone of you come down and vote for it. It would help improve them game experience. APEX ALMIGHTY ^{Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards} 01:59, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Nevermide about the the last one, I've made some changes to it and re-posted it on suggestions.--APEX ALMIGHTY ^{Talk/Mall Info/ JEJ Awards} 01:12, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

What was the other suggestion? (The one about naming pistols or some such?) I didn't get to read it before it was pulled. --Uncle Bill 03:47, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Acceptance Speech

The Malton Zookeepers

I accept the award for Best Zombie/Survivor Group on behalf of my group, The Malton Zookeepers. This is for you, Zookeepers. For your hard work, your constant vigilance, your fighting spirit, your inability to accept defeat, your willingness to sweep out the Elephant House despite the Elephant's terrifying dietary condition and, of course, for the constant supply of doughnuts that find their way to my office despite the complete absence of flour, eggs, milk and sugar in Malton since the early outbreaks. Yes, I would be an idiot to eat one but that doesn't take anything away from the sentiment that keeps you leaving them in my in-tray every morning.

The competition was tough. My congratulations, and commiserations, go to the other groups nominated in this category. If you ever want to drop by the zoo for a cup of "coffee" and a "doughnut", you will be more than welcome.

Finally, I would like to thank James Earl Jones without whom there would be no James Earl Jones awards. Thank you Sir. There will be nothing to stop us. This. Time.

--Belmond^zoo 04:35, 11 March 2007 (UTC)