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== Who are we? == | == Who are we? == | ||
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We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers]] who think that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization Cobra] was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually ''BE'' Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city. | We are a loose affiliation of [[PKers]] who think that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization Cobra] was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually ''BE'' Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city. | ||
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Organization Cobra] is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe:_A_Real_American_Hero GI Joe], who were about as [[trenchie]] as you can get. Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should. | |||
Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls. | Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls. | ||
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You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either. | You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either. | ||
== What do we want? == | == What do we want? == | ||
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Really I cant make it any simpler than that. | Really I cant make it any simpler than that. | ||
=== Group kill counter === | === Group kill counter === | ||
{{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number= 1842}} | <center>{{PKcount|User=Cobra|Number= 1842}}</center> | ||
<center>[[Image:1000cobrakills.gif]]</center> | <center>[[Image:1000cobrakills.gif]]</center> | ||
8 April 2009 05:53 GMT | 8 April 2009 05:53 GMT | ||
=== Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them === | === Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them === | ||
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*[[Aquila Corporation]] - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities. | *[[Aquila Corporation]] - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities. | ||
82nd Airborne Division came to us asking for an alliance | 82nd Airborne Division came to us asking for an alliance. We decided to return the invitation, as a declaration of WAR! | ||
== | == Want to join this illustrious organization? == | ||
[[Image:Propagandaoe7.jpg|frame|right|Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable.]] | [[Image:Propagandaoe7.jpg|frame|right|Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable.]] | ||
It is all explained [http://cobrakills.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=ca&action=display&thread=2 here.] | It is all explained [http://cobrakills.proboards105.com/index.cgi?board=ca&action=display&thread=2 here.] | ||
Bottom line though, you've gotta be a [[PKer]] to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world.. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die. | Bottom line though, you've gotta be a [[PKer]] to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world.. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die. | ||
There is a trial period for most new members where they are tested to prove their dedication and worth, if they pass they will be accepted with open arms as a full member of Cobra. | There is a trial period for most new members where they are tested to prove their dedication and worth, if they pass they will be accepted with open arms as a full member of Cobra. | ||
Members of Cobra enjoy many benefits such as full gym membership, color television, a life time supply of venom, and an excellent dental plan. | Members of Cobra enjoy many benefits such as full gym membership, color television, a life time supply of venom, and an excellent dental plan. | ||
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{{Cobra/rdd|User=Malton}} | {{Cobra/rdd|User=Malton}} | ||
== Policies we abide by == | == Policies we abide by == |
Revision as of 22:08, 13 April 2010
![Cobra logo.jpg](/images/thumb/f/fe/Cobra_logo.jpg/400px-Cobra_logo.jpg)
Cobra | |
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Leadership: | Annabell Leigh |
Group Numbers: | Around 10 active |
Goals: | Destroy GI Joe, Take over the World, Etc. |
Recruitment Policy: | A guide on joining exists on our forum |
Contact: | The talk page here or our forum. |
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Who are we?
We are a loose affiliation of PKers who think that Cobra was cool as hell. We make no claim to actually BE Cobra, as they were fictional, but none the less their bad-ass-itude translates well to PKing in the streets of this city.
Cobra is a fictional group of terrorists in a 1980's series of comic books, cartoon shows, and a line of action figures that were enemies of the "good guys", GI Joe, who were about as trenchie as you can get. Cobra was constantly trying to achieve world domination, like any good evil organization should.
Every one likes to be the lone madman, the crazy axe murdering night stalker, groups are usually kind of annoying. That is because they tell you to do stuff, stuff you don't want to do. Fuck that, I'm gonna do what I want to do and you can suck my balls.
Then again groups have their perks, say a speedy revive, and friends who share your interests (mainly killing people).
This is why I decided to create this "group". So that if you ask for a revive you might hear a sympathetic reply from a fellow Cobra, and later if the two of you want to have a little fun maybe team up and clean house on a Hospital or NT, or maybe you just want someone to gloat to when you make three kills in a row.
You don't have to do what the group wants to do unless it's what you want to do. You don't have to do what I tell you to do, nor what anyone else tells you to do. Just don't expect anyone to listen to you either.
What do we want?
Why, to kill you of course.
Really I cant make it any simpler than that.
Group kill counter
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PK Count |
Cobra has PKed 1842 people. |
![1000cobrakills.gif](/images/e/ed/1000cobrakills.gif)
8 April 2009 05:53 GMT
Groups that have asked us to please stop killing them
- Umbrella Corporation - After contacting us in hopes of peace they have accepted our terms for ceasefire, and we are now neutral towards them.
- The Abandoned -
We have accepted the terms of a cease fire, we will no longer target their members so long as it is upheld.
UPDATE: They have now demanded that we COMPLETELY stop PKing while in the suburb of Yagoton, this breaks the treaty that was agreed upon by both parties and as such their members are now fair game.UPDATE: The Abandoned have earned the title of 'Respected Enemy,' despite our differences and disagreements. Cobra have moved on from Yagoton, so the war is over, for now. But we will return. Probably.- UPDATE: I dont know who wrote that, but as far as im concerned they still need to be killed off. respected or not.
- Aquila Corporation - Came to us asking for Peace, have offered shelter and medical attention to us in return for cessation of hostilities.
82nd Airborne Division came to us asking for an alliance. We decided to return the invitation, as a declaration of WAR!
Want to join this illustrious organization?
It is all explained here.
Bottom line though, you've gotta be a PKer to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world.. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die.
There is a trial period for most new members where they are tested to prove their dedication and worth, if they pass they will be accepted with open arms as a full member of Cobra.
Members of Cobra enjoy many benefits such as full gym membership, color television, a life time supply of venom, and an excellent dental plan.
Where exactly are we?
We've headed south and have managed to anger 82nd Airborne Division enough to cause them to declare open war on us. Yay, war!
Cobra Special Operations Teams
RETIRED 1 Dec 2009
Allies
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Cobra / RDD Alliance | ![]() |
Yeah, Malton just got fucked by the 80s. |
Policies we abide by
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Honor Among Thieves |
This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer. |
Whatever I will finish tomorrow--Mattias Nilsson 05:45, 13 April 2010 (BST)