Yagoton Revivification Clinic

Yagoton Revivification Clinic
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Abbreviation:	YRC
Group Numbers:	>30
Leadership:	Son of Uborkapete and Flytrample
Goals:	Maintain the clinic
Recruitment Policy:	Open. Come and start working!
Contact:	Apply in person

About the clinic

The Yagoton Revivification Clinic is based at St. Swithun's Church in Yagoton. We work to revive zombies that line up at the clinic. If you are interested in the defense of the clinic, get in touch with The Abandoned and others.

NO SURVIVORS SHOULD SLEEP IN THE CLINIC - customers are expected to wait their turn patiently, and doctors will visit from the surrounding area to perform the surgical operations. If there are humans inside, then this will make the clinic a target for violent zombie hordes, which jeopardises the entire operation. Employees of the clinic commute a long way to the clinic, some even travel from outside Yagoton.

Customers should wait inside the clinic - any customers in adjacent blocks will be exterminated. Exceptions may be made for those immediately outside the clinic.

There are provisions for post-revivification treatment and clinic security, though these are limited. The openness of the clinic makes it difficult to keep undesirables out, so customers should be aware that they use the clinic at their own risk.

Location

The clinic is clearly signposted from many locations within Yagoton and surrounding suburbs. It is located in St. Swithun's Church [45,17], which is kept unbarricaded.

If the queue is too long, it may be quicker to seek revivification at Yagoton's other revivification point, Harkness Street [41, 12]. This revivification point is now administered by our group, and functions as a back-up clinic during massive horde attacks in Yagoton.

Many members of the YRC also support the Sacred Ground Policy, which is a movement to make ALL cemeteries in Malton revive points. This provides revive points in every Suburb that does not require any research or notification per area.

	Short-wave Radio Info
	This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 26.61 MHz

Member Messages

Radio

All members, please locate and install radio transmitters and tune them to 26.61 MHz. --Uborkapete 18:00, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Staff Messages

-Members may post their own notices in this area. This area will be cleaned of messages and reviewed every two or so days, on average. New notices are to be posted on the top of the list. Please put your name/time stamp on each one. Leave a blank line in between each post. Thank you!-

• With the announcement of the 2009 Mall Tour, I suggest we begin preparing now for the huge influx of dead mallgoers. --Alevins 18:59, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
• With Bale Mall rebarricaded (for now), and with only a few zombies inside both the Style Building and the Whatmore Building, now is the time to strike quick and get those cades up! Lots of people need revives...but make sure to LOOK BEFORE YOU STICK! We've got a rash of PKers in the area, as a few of you might have noticed. And rumor has it a blast from the past might be mulling back into town. Keep a sharp eye on those profiles before you jab...you just might get a shotgun blast to the face as thanks. --MorthBabid 10:06, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

• Yagoton is in a bad way currently, the revive points are choked, I'm in Richmond Hills, the only Green Suburb for miles retooling to come back but Richmond appears to have issues with PKers currently. God Speed Yagoton, I pray your recovery is a quick one. --Joshua Aven

• Well, I'm back, I'm out of the loop, but my heart is completely and utterly with this group (whee, rhyme), and I'd like to invite all of those of you who have IRC capabilities to #yagoton on irc.darkmyst.org. I'd love to get an overview over who is active, around, what's going on at the moment, and how we can pump life back into this place (if that's even necessary - the in-city presence of the YRC seems as strong as always). -pinkgothic 18:17, 10 July 2008 (BST)

Now hiring

The clinic is always looking for new members of staff. If you wish to contribute, we have the following vacancies. There is no interview procedure - just make your way to the clinic and start helping out.

Advertiser

The clinic requires dedicated individuals with their own spray cans to leave directions to the clinic on as many nearby buildings as possible, and inside nearby NecroTech buildings to encourage more doctors to join our team. We already have messages on a significant percentage of walls in and around Yagoton, though more are always appreciated.

It is also important that the interior of the clinic displays the message This is not a safehouse. Please do not barricade and the exterior displays the message YAGOTON REVIVIFICATION CLINIC. Please step inside.

If you see that someone has changed the tagging in and outside of the clinic itself, please change it back to normal.

It is believed that the best place to search for spray cans is in a school.

Surgeon

Surgeons are required to bring their own supply of revivification syringes to the clinic and perform revivifications on any customers that may be waiting. They are advised to keep their visits as brief as possible to avoid contact with violent customers, and retire to a safe distance.

Nurse

Nurses are required to bring their own supply of first-aid kits to the surrounding buildings and heal any customers that are still feeling weak post-surgery.

Defender

The Abandoned take care of the defense. If you would like apply for this position, contact them. In the long run, the majority of clinic members find it beneficial to learn to handle a gun and build barricades.

NecroNet Tech Support

NecroNet Access is at a critical demand during the outbreak, and due to the power situation in Malton requires frequent maintinance of the portable generators due to zombie attacks, and keeping fuel cans on standby so the labs and network can be available 24/7. If you wish to provide such technical support for NecroTech Yagoton branch buildings, simply check the NecroTech Yagoton listing of NecroTech Buildings and ensure that portable generators and fuel cans are provided as needed.

Setting up radio transmitters and setting them to 26.61 MHz, the joint YRC Clinic Update Line and The Abandoned's Radio line, will also help out in establishing long-term communications between our two parties and other interested citizens of Yagoton.

Threats And Ethics

In the struggle to cure the outbreak of undeath and provide a service to Yagoton by aiding the Yagoton Revivification Clinic, many survivors and scientist alike often find themselves placed in moments of physical conflict, but they may also experience moments of ethical and moral conflict as well. And while it is not the official, carved-in-stone policy of the Yagoton Revivification Clinic to refuse service to possibly hostile groups or persons, you should still know which human groups out there might want to break your face. We leave it up to you; the brave few individuals who have helped make the Yagoton Revivification Clinic strong, with what to do with this information. Make sure to read each listed groups site as well for as clear a picture as possible.

If you'd like more than provided here, check with The Abandoned and other survivor groups on the Yagoton page. If you meet any individuals who are not affiliated with any group, talk to The Abandoned and other survivor groups in Yagoton. (Providing screenshot evidence helps as well). This listing is only for established groups who may be a threat. We try to be fair, unbiased, and up-to-date with the information that follows. Whatever comes from it is up to you. Stay safe out there, people. --MorthBabid

• /b/: Simply put: /b/ doesn't care about you, even if you're a part of /b/. They don't forget, they don't forgive...and we're not even sure if they can or can't remember, for that matter. A memetic threat or expression of some crazed aspect of humanity, /b/ is all about the LULZ (which is a corruption of 'lol'). Be wary, and try not to ask about the Party Van.

• Disciples of Zeko: This cabalistic death cult of seven consider the Valentine's Day Massacre the highest of holy days. They follow suit in RedZeko's actions, enjoying the pleasure of sudden mass murder. They also seem to fixate upon generator destruction and self-sacrifice as a sacred act. Keeping a generator and fuel can on hand is a good idea, along with plenty of FAKs to triage anyone who is assaulted by this cult.

• Eastonwood Ferals: A horde mentality that seems to have splintered off from the recorded Mall Tour hordes around 2006, finding these undead in Yagoton is a worrisome sight, as that usually means these unusually organized undead are on the move en-mass from their preferred feeding grounds of Eastonwood. Such migrations are, like the Eastonwood Ferals themselves, naturally hazardous to survivors.

• Extinction: Zombies notified as members of the Extinction horde should be of particular note to scientists dedicated to revivification. Whether by some evolutionary backlash or conscious response toward the NecroTech attempts to essentially eliminate the existence of the undead, the Extinction horde seems to target NecroTech Buildings almost exclusively at first before moving on to other nearby areas. Their activities are common in North-West Malton, so much so that so-called Extinction Zones have been recorded.

• The Neon Knights: They state that the Yagoton Revivification Clinic is actually contributing to the zombie infestation, and may be either keeping it going for experimentation on survivors or have even helped start the outbreak itself. The Yagoton Revivification Clinic currently completly denies these accusations.

• The Ridleybank Resistance Front: Pre-2006, a majority of the zombie infestation was maintained near the 'center' of Malton. Ridleybank soon rose to have the highest concentration of an active 'horde' of zombies seeming to act with some sort of collective intelligence, leaving many to question previously established theories upon the true nature of the zombie. Regardless of their nature, they seem to show what can be only considered abject hatred for our efforts of revivification, be they undead or living. When you see one, be assured that more are nearby!

• Philosophe Knights: While generally a secretive group, the most publicly known fact about the the Philosophe Knights is that they seek to annihilate the ignorant and uneducated survivors of Malton in a most literal sense. One would be well advised to bode caution around members of the Knights, as they are as heavily armed as they are passionate toward their intellectual agendas.

• DORIS: This expansionist group has a long and colorfull history of wide dispute. While normally found in Grigg Heights, many members of this 'Populat' have declared that they recognize "Yagoton as the rightful home of late Steve Irwin and will evict all who stay." While it is not the policy of the YRC to dictate actions toward specific groups, we alert all our members to 'be aware and wary' around these individuals and advise that members avoid large clusters of DORIS members at all costs.

• Church of the Resurrection: Recent 'sermons' have been given by this group around the Whatmore Building, usually given by rather colorful characters. These sermons tend to follow with an increase of zombie aggressiveness; So keep an ear out for preaching.

• Amish Liberation Front: Once thought to have moved on to greener pastures, this small group of armed and violent Amish survivors seem to have returned to their infamous homeland of Bale Mall. They seem to appreciate the YRC for its neutrality in regards to reviving everybody without prejudice, and as such should not pose a direct threat. But it would be wise to be wary around a disgruntled person with a pitchfork and shotgun, none the less. Tread lightly!

• The Undeadites: This horde isn't limited to a single area, but seem to mostly pop up and harrass survivors around Bale Mall. Many of this horde seek out undead again in a curious display of death cult mentality, and aren't afraid to spread a bit of carnage and destruction on their path back to an undead state. Be warned!

• St. Valentine's Cherubs: This coalition of murderers was formed for the sole purpose of celebrating killing with the populace of Malton. Interaction with this coalition would then, naturally, be potentially hazardous to ones health.

• XIII: Another death cult situated in Yagoton, their number will probably never exceed 13, but that's enough to pack quite a punch. They're a fairly fresh threat, less to the Yagoton Revivification Clinic specifically, but to anyone who's not devoted to the number thirteen. You'd think they'd appreciate the revives, at least. Stay tuned for more.

Brain Rot

If you encounter a zombie with Brain Rot in Yagoton or simply want to see who are the most common patients with this condition, visit the Yagoton Brain Rot Archives to add or gather new profiles.

Don't forget to use your DNA Extractor before reviving ANY would-be patient in order to check for Brain Rot, unless you're inside a powered NecroTech facility.

If you happen to have Brain Rot yourself and would like to return to the land of the living, let us know by talking with us about it on our Talk page or adding your name to the list here. Or try visiting the Brain Rot Recovery Clinic we're attempting to establish at the Serrell Building. If you break in, kindly emit a pleasant 'Mrh?' and await revivification. Destruction of the generator and assault upon our brave volunteers or revived patients will be met with lethal force. Since the treatment of Brain Rot is difficult, we hope you'll work with us to make the transition as pleasant and safe for all involved.

Members Available for Help

The following list contains members that are active in the clinic and are available to answer any questions you may have about it.

Covex: I'v mostly switched to taking down rotters, and not much of a reviver anymore, so consider me a semi defender, also offical link to the Revoltution.

Dr Boskonovitch: Brain-Rot Specialist. Stop by the Serrell Building (49, 18) for you Rotters that are feeling nostalgic about living again. Just step in and take a Number. And if you find the Serrell Building barracaded, feel free to knock the 'cades down.

Dr Patrick Bateman: Necrotech Revivification Specialist working out of a secret location far from Yagoton at this time.

Gendou: Surgeon / Defender. Full human and zombie skills except for brain rot. If I'm not inside the clinic reviving zeds, clearing rotters or healing survivors, I can usually be found within a few blocks radius searching for supplies or picking off stragglers. Feel free to mrh for help if you need it.

Golddragon24: Surgeon/Defender. Also has quite a bit of information about the clinic and the suburb itself. Feel free to ask him about anyting you might need.

JY de Porc: Professional Reviver, as well as Maxime caretaker in peace times, Fighter in tough times. Can be seen in all three Necrotech facilities in Yagoton, as well as in McZeds Fast-food restaurants during off-time...

Joshua Aven: Reviver and Medic based in Bale Mall and the Style Building proponent of the Franchise Movement to set up YRC style Revive points at the other St. Swithun's Churches located around Malton.

Koryr: Surgeon/Defender. I normally clear the clinic of Brain Rot, then revive any zombies if possible. If you have any questions, feel free to drop me a line on my User Talk page.

MintSauce: War-weary fire-fighter & long term grudge-holder. Often found with, or left behind by, the Flytrample and Uborkapete survivor families. Pass me your Zombie grudges and I'll hunt 'em to the other side for the city. Or block. Depending on my mood.

MorthBabid: Medical/Revivification staff; visit talk for info/requests. Journal often has some insight to current state of affairs near the clinic, when he's there. Not half the grump he seems to be, so don't be afraid to talk or ask a few questions.

Mr Bound: Medic/NT staffer. Currently happily employed at the Whatmore Building, although I can be seen at Bale from time to time to stock up on ammo or FAKs.

Natick: Brain-rot specialist. If you want a fix for your rotten cortex, pop into the Serrell Building and I'll do what I can for you. Just don't smash the generator or I'll cave your face in.

Nylen Estrall: Reviver, temporary resident of the Whatmore Building, occasionally visits St. Swithun's Church

OnlyMatt: Senior revivificator, advertiser, engineer and first aid administer. Normally at the clinic, I make sure that we always have a fueled generator, a decent barricade level and a good level of spraypaint coverage, in that order. And of course, I'll revive you at sight as long as you don't posses the dreaded Brain Rot skill and you didn't smash one of my generators or my revivificator comrades.

pinkgothic: Reviver and self-proclaimed clueless n00b, but excellent if you want a dose of enthusiasm... seems to spread it like a viral disease. ...hmm...

Zacharias Cross: Surgeon, Advertiser, and informant here on the UD Wiki. Defender of the clinic. With an axe in one hand and a shotgun in the other, I'm quite the power-house. I also happen to have every zombie skill, aside from brain-rot, so even if I die I can defend the clinic whilst waiting for revival. Give me a message or comment on my name's talk page and I'll answer any questions you may have. I'm here to help.

Zizi Booba: Medical/Revivification Staff. Helps run the Style Building NT (42, 12) in South Yagoton to revive the many fallen comrades from Bale Mall. Local clinic is located at Harkness Street (one block to the west), and can be found there or in and around the Style Building.

ZKills: All rounder based around the Whatmore Building. Will provide Brain Rot service if you ask nicely.

I normally clear the clinic of Brain Rot, then revive any zombies if possible. If you have any questions, feel free to drop me a line on my User Talk page. . I normally clear the clinic of Brain Rot, then revive any zombies if possible. If you have any questions, feel free to drop me a line on my User Talk page.

The Yagoton Revivification Clinic Franchise Movement (YRCFM)

Recently, a young upstart in the ranks of the YRC (Joshua Aven) proposed the creation of YRC franchises, affectionately known as the "Yummy Roasted Chicken" franchises (term coined by pinkgothic). This movement is dedicated to the replication of the success at St. Swithun's Church in Yagoton of the YRC.

The three locations first suggested for this initiative are the other three namesake churches in Malton. These are:

• St. Swithun's Church, in the suburb of Heytown. This proposed RP would involve the closure of the Club Swabey and Mester Square Revive Points in favour of one World Class Revive Point further North. The YRCFM is very interested in the Mester Square wiki page and believes it would serve as a good template for all YRC Revive Points in future.
• St. Swithun's Church, in the suburb of Lukinswood.
• St. Swithun's Church, in the suburb of Spicer Hills

This movement is entirely dependent upon negotiation with nearby survivor groups as local support would be vital to the success of this project, it is hoped that negotiations will be able to start shortly with local leaders.

Customer Testimonials

One day, back when I was just an assistant, I was wandering mindlessly through the suburbs of malton. I happen to find myself in Yagoton, where I stumbled upon the YRC. I thought nothing of it and made myself a dwelling place at the Bale Mall. After a while I found myself becoming a quite frequent customer of the clinic, and slowly attaining necrotech skills I decided that I could give back to the community! I've died at least 45 times and been revived at the clinic at least 85% of the time! Now my life has meaning and is fulfilled, thanks YRC!--Alevins 03:48, 21 June 2007 (BST)

Ah...I got trapped in the street, after Catherine General was breached, and once dead made my way to the Clinic...they helped so quickly, I decided to stay and help myself. If I'm not back at a hospital searching for kits, I'll be there to assist the recently revived, so say hello! - Sakura Matou - newest YRC Nurse.

I got trapped on the streets and killed. Fortunately, the clinic was only a stone's throw away. The revivification was fairly prompt, and well carried out; soon I was walking and shooting again. The clinic needs more surgeons, though...there are TONS of zombies still waiting for a revive! - KingRaptor

On a routine check of the graffiti in the clinic yesterday, I foolishly allowed myself to run out of action points inside. Inevitably, I died. I checked in shortly after midnight (and around 5 pints and a kebab) and stood up so that I could be revivified. I was revivified at 00:53. Less than an hour! - Flytrample

I was revivified in under five minutes! Excellent work! - Lord Byron II

I'm proud to be a volunteer surgeon (and often a customer!) at the Yagoton Revivification Clinic. Though the risks of running into zombies who are far too mad with severe brain rot to treat often run high when adminstering to the undead, the community and local military personnel really pull together to make this thing work. We truly ARE providing a service here. - MorthBabid

We were never trained how to fight the undead during my boot camp days, so i've had to learn how to survive all over again. If it wasn't for the good men and women of the YRC, the process would have been a whole lot more frustrating. I'm proud to keep unruly zeds out of their hair and at the business end of my shotgun - Ryan Grenfell

When I was killed, I had just enough strength to stand up and make my way to the clinic. I was unable to get in, as somebody had barricaded it. The barricades were removed in under ten minutes, and after I entered the clinic I was revived in under twenty minutes! - J Random

I made my way across the city to Yagoton, and was revived almost immediately, and healed by no less than three willing volunteers. God Bless you all! - IceStella

I was staggering around a block away from the church and somebody kindly came over and shoved that hot needle into my neck. Thank you YRC! - balme

One day, I found myself wandering the streets, my beard thick with unkept hair. Ugh, it was so damned hot. Milk was a bad choice. Thank the Gods for the YRC. They cleaned me up good. Hell, they even gave me conch so I could reassemble the Channel 4 News Team. - Ron Burgundy

Wow! I got revived even before I finished reading this page! How's that for quick service... Cheers Koryr! Wulfen Edvardsonn 13:25, 9 July 2006 (BST)

I must say, yours is one of the finest such enterprise in all of Malton. I've been revived sometimes in less than an hour. Damn fine operation you have. --Paradox244 22:53, 27 July 2006 (BST)

What a fantastic service, signposted all the way from Bale Mall, waited for all the time it took to find this page, revived in 4 minutes! Astonishing. Last time I waited days at a different Revive point. St Swithuns will see all my business from now on. Now it's back to the Mall and plug a few Zeds for The Abandoned. -- Last Chance Curzon

In the war vs 3vil doers and pkers alike, a combat-medic such as myself needs quick and efficient reviving. Even before joining the Abandoned, the YRC has never failed in this endeavor. Keep up the good work! - Private Mark 18:25, September 6, 2006

My interaction with the Yagoton Revivification Clinic goes back several months. Long before I had brainrot I was revived and worked out a bit at a local gym. Along the way I lucky enough to find a flak jacket left on a zombie munchy. I'd like to thank them for the opportunity to briefly exist as a sweaty harman. Now that my brain has decayed your needles are ineffective. I'll gladly wear them as jewelery along a metacarpul or two. I'm planning a return visit in the near future -- ZombieMcAllen 9:20 (EST), December 12, 2006

I still remember my time as a newbie in urban dead, the first revive I ever got was from this clinic, and they were always reliable whenever I needed to be brought back from the dead, no matter how large the queues at St. Swithun's and Harkness st were, or how vicious the hordes were. The Yagoton Revivification clinic was always there for those that needed it then, and it is undoubtedly there for those who need it now. - Me Kill Pie 10:13 (EST), December 23, 2006

The YRC is amazing. I was revived in under ten seconds! - The Wild Rover 9:42 (EST), February 15, 2007

They clean up good! --Tovarisch Khrushchev 08:28, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Always good to be promptly revived by your own crew! Thank you! <3 -pinkgothic 15:00, 14 July 2008 (BST)

They did a good job. They helped me up in a day or so, quicker than most revives these days. Thank you from Umbrella Corporation! Nemesis645 18:03, 14 April 2009 (BST)