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===<div style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 90%; color: #27a3dc;">Campaign Updates</div>=== | ===<div style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 90%; color: #27a3dc;">Campaign Updates</div>=== | ||
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*'''June 26, 2009''': It is a great day for the world. Today KyleStyle was voted and sworn in by proxy as president of the Democratic Republic of Timau, an island on the pacific rim. Timau has a landmass of roughly 78 square kilometers a fixed population of sixteen natives with two permanent full time missionaries. Timau has a net GDP of $35,000 USD due to it's lucrative fishing trade and taxes on foreign vessels operating in it's territory. Unfortunately Timau is not yet recognized as an independent country by any international body or country. | |||
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KyleStyle won the election by a record margin 15 : 1 against. After several recounts the only other candidate Mr. Mimindahu co-owner of ''Mimindahu & Mimindahu Fisheries'' and the owner of the only canoe on the island conceded the election and issued a statement: | |||
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''Ti butiko ngkoe Atuara Kawakinira ao kairira Nakon taai aika i maira.''<br> | |||
''Buokira ni baim ae akoi.''<br> | |||
''Kakabaia ara Tautaeka Ma ake a makuri iai.''<br> | |||
''Kakabaia ara Tautaeka Ma aomata ni bane.''<br> | |||
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Due to the small population of Timau it was impossible to find a translator for Timaunese but the KyleStyle For Everything Campaign brings you this exclusive translation from an interpreter proficient in a similar Micronesian dialect: | |||
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''This election was '''fraud''' my honour has been insulted!''<br> | |||
''How can whole illiterate nation write in Kyle when cannot write!''<br> | |||
''Kyle can have idiot country.''<br> | |||
''I Concede testicles to Kyle.''<br> | |||
<span style="font-size: 80%">N.B. The words for election and testicles are very similar the most relevant to context has been used.</span><br> | |||
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The KyleStyle for Everything Campaign denies any involvement in claims of vote stuffing, election rigging, bribery, extortion, blackmail and torture. | |||
'''<span style="font-size: 130%">Remember this is but one small step for Kyle.</span>''' | |||
*'''June 21, 2009''': Today it is of the greatest honour of the KyleStyle for Everything Campaign to announce Kyle's running mate, the lovely [[User:Lunar_Aphelion|'''<span style="color: #FFFFFF">Mamah Aphelion</span>''']].</div> | *'''June 21, 2009''': Today it is of the greatest honour of the KyleStyle for Everything Campaign to announce Kyle's running mate, the lovely [[User:Lunar_Aphelion|'''<span style="color: #FFFFFF">Mamah Aphelion</span>''']].</div> | ||
Revision as of 22:34, 25 June 2009
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Your Name? has pledged support to the KyleStyle For Everything '09 Campaign, agreeing that Kyle should be given every conceivable responsibility in the game. |