Talk:Amusing Locations in Malton

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New Location Ideas

Please suggest a location under the "New Location Ideas" section along with square brackets, equals signs (to make a subtitle), and your signature in this format:

===[[your suggestion]]===

The reason(s) you think your suggestion is worthy of being on the list.--~~~~

The "~~~~" adds your signature and timestamp to the suggestion so we know who you are. Alternatively, you can click the button.

Vote either "Keep", "Kill", or "Undecided" in bold font ('''your vote''') on the next available line under the suggestion and any previous votes. Remember to add your signature after your vote.

eg)

==[[Suggestion Road]]==
 Reasons--[[A random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
 :'''Keep'''. I like it.--[[Another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 ::'''Kill'''. I don't find it that funny.--[[Yet another random user]] 04:28, 13 December 2007
 :::'''Undecided'''. I just don't know!! Try and convince me to vote either way.--~~~~      (<---- that's your vote!)

All suggestions are an automatic "keep" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least seven days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "keep" votes for it to be inducted onto the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been up for seven days and has at least a two thirds majority of "keep" votes, please feel free to add it to the agreed upon category on the ALiM list. Thankyou.

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Shartman Walk

There goes my pants, I hate when I go to far. In Williamsville. Larr Gota

The Leggetter Motel

Gettin' some leg in Crowbank. Camo Bathrobe 02:51, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Nice. We still get the odd gem round these parts after all. Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 02:59, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

The Horwill Hotel

Of course she will! Camo Bathrobe 18:54, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep - i could have sworn this was already on the list but it isn't, nor in the archive.--xoxo 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep. Had to think of it as "The whore will...". The "the" makes it a lot alimmer.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

The Swears Museum

A museum of all the swear words imaginable!--DiscoInferno 11:30, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

keep description would be nice too.--xoxo 07:51, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep.--Nallan (Talk) 10:10, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Bonning Cinema

What's a bonner?--Nallan (Talk) 12:24, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

I took my girlfriend down to tha lake to bone, but then she screamed and I looked up and it was bigfoot. Then I went back to bone her but the mosquito's were going crazy and she said that there was no way.--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

also keep--CyberRead240 13:05, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

also lol--CyberRead240 13:06, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

kill but lol@yahooanswers.--xoxo 02:47, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Keep - your list is ok!--DiscoInferno 03:18, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

okay????? more like fuckin awesome. You're a good kid tho, welcome to the ALiM crowd. Nallan, procure me a template! *clicks fingers sending User:Nallan scurrying away to do his bidding*--xoxo 07:47, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Locations Under Review

All suggestions are an automatic "kill" vote by the suggester, unless otherwise indicated by the suggester. A suggestion will remain under voting for at least fourteen days (depending on the balance of votes) and must have at least 2/3 majority "kill" votes for it to be removed from the list. If you come across a suggestion that has been down for fourteen days and has at least a two thirds majority of "kill" votes, please feel free to remove it from the ALiM list and remove the ALiM template from its page. Thankyou.

Category Changes

The following are nominated for a change in their category, not for their merit on the list itself. Entries must include the location in question and the suggested category to which it would be moved. Please vote either Keep in current category or Move to category suggested.

General Discussion

Award Voting

Please place votes under the corresponding heading. One vote per person per award.

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Best Location Description

1. Danger Alley--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Crabbe Bank. --CyberRead240 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)
3. Cockburn Plaza Railway Station - for old times sake. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:21, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   *wipes tear from eye* Ah we were young, things were funny, life was good. --xoxo 09:46, 8 October 2008 (BST)

4. The Boobyer Building Im sorry. Its just so lean. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:53, 21 October 2008 (BST)
5. The Every Building, late runner but i've always loved this one.--xoxo 00:46, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Worst Description Ever

1. The Boobyer Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Box Plaza Getsom Drive Fire Station--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. oh god I agree with Ross. Nick, I find the boob yer one actually funny--CyberRead240 03:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)
4. As Ross, i think i did the Boobyer one and i personally find it lolicious. Box is pretty bad, i mean that only got on alim coz of box...and theymake it about the fucking cardboard things...--xoxo 03:41, 8 October 2008 (BST)

I thought I wrote the one for Boobyer. It could easily have been either of us, which is pretty bad haha.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Shortlist

Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for.

• Boobyer
• Boxxoxo
• GetsomNallan (Talk) --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?}

Worst Location Picture

1. (as Ros) Image:Matraves Crescent Police Dept.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)

   While that is terrible i suggest the picture should have to be on an ALiM location...--xoxo 00:48, 7 October 2008 (BST)

   I don't know... That ISSS pretty disgraceful. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:19, 8 October 2008 (BST)

2. If it cant be the above then I vote Norris Bank picture. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:44, 10 October 2008 (BST)
3. Exactly as DDR if it cant be matraves, then norris. I thought we got rid of famous people? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 20:55, 21 October 2008 (BST)

   We did, but Chuck Norris is more than just a famous person...xoxo 23:51, 21 October 2008 (BST)

Winnar

I decided it should have to be an ALiM, so Norris Bank wins! Yee-haw!! Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

I've already started on one. I'll finish it today.--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I said someone, not anyone.--xoxo 01:26, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Best Location Picture

1. Image:Statue penis.jpg--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Concure. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:18, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Winnar

Unanimously, Image:Statue penis.jpg wins! Yee-haw!! Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Best ALiM (based solely on the name)

1. Fluck Library--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Power Towers --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:33, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. Concur! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:45, 10 October 2008 (BST)
4. Heming Way ily wordplay--CyberRead240 03:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)
5. As read, i was gonna suggest this but nick doesn't like it and i didnt want him angry at me...--xoxo 09:44, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   What? I like this one! Sometimes it's like you don't know me at all... :'( --Nallan (Talk) 01:59, 9 October 2008 (BST)

6. The Geake Building because come on... what do we all really have in common?? (other than that we're all FUCKING AWESOME) WHAT!! YOU AXED THE GEAKE BUILDING?? WFT I KILL YOU so I don't know... Cockburn Plaza Railway Station I guess. --Blackboard 13:09, 9 October 2008 (BST)

   Let's bring it back blacky, i'm pleased i had no say in that...--xoxo 13:36, 9 October 2008 (BST)

   Seconded. I think this is the best one all around. Though I personally really really like Heming Way, because I'm a geake for literary references. ;) --Jen 04:07, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Shortlist

Place your sig next to the one you want to vote for. Add the one you want if it's not there.

• Heming Way Nallan (Talk)

Most Valuable Contributor

1. User:Co fragment, for his work on the Monroeville list.--Nallan (Talk) 05:24, 8 October 2008 (BST)
2. User:Co fragment --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. User:Blackboard for his hilarious descriptions. Also, sig for top person? STAMP YOUR POSTS!--CyberRead240 03:33, 8 October 2008 (BST)
4. I love cofrag and his work on ALiMv, but this is ALIM people! We need the award to go to one of our own. I think it should be awarded to 2 Cool, those guys rulz!--xoxo 05:17, 10 October 2008 (BST)

This award will be shared between Cofrag, Scotty, Blackboard, J3D, Nallan, sexylegsread, Rosslessness and most recently Maunder for his work on ALiB. Of course this is also shared for all the other people who have made ALiM what it is today! Give yourself a pat on the back people! </niceguy> lulz. --xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Worst ALiM (location will be considered peer rejected upon the end of voting)

1. As below.--Nallan (Talk) 22:41, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. The Hebditch Building. I can understand the Hedbitch Row Railway Station but what does hebditch even mean? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 18:35, 7 October 2008 (BST)
3. As above--CyberRead240 03:51, 8 October 2008 (BST)
4. Wow that needs to be taken off the list. I have a feeling i'm very slightly dyslexic, so maybe i added it accidentally? Who knows...--xoxo 05:55, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   No, I remember at the time you campaigned vigorously for it to be placed on the list becuase, apparently, "hedbitch sounds like ditch" or something similar.--CyberRead240 06:15, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   Nah that was Horditch, whore in a ditch, man it still makes me smile. But yeah you guys shut it down :( --xoxo 09:43, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Winnar

Hebditch wins! Yee-haw!! And for it's effort it will be sacked from this oh so grandé list of lolcations. Now someone make a ALiM Award Winner template...--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

2 months later and it's finally off the list! --xoxo 02:50, 28 January 2009 (UTC)

Encouragement Award

(for that/those users who didn't win a major award, but probably still deserve to win some sort of accolade)

1. ME--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)

We'll we cant really give this out until the votes have been tallied and we know who didn't win one.....also, me, for the original "ironic" ALiM (Broke Bank).--CyberRead240 03:34, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Discuss.--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

This becomes redundant when everyone won the most valuable contributor award... ALiM style, ya dig?!--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I heartily disconcur. I believe Boxy and Grim should recieve it for their kind feedback about ALiM. And because they need to be encouraged to get involved with the democratic process we here at ALiM hold so dearly.--xoxo 01:29, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Bahaha - agreed.--Nallan (Talk) 01:38, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

Most Horrific Rejected Suggestion

(an award dedicated to the suggestion that made us all facepalm the moment we read it)

1. The Topleaf Building--Nallan (Talk) 00:38, 7 October 2008 (BST)
2. Any of WanYaos ridiculously unfunny "Up the Chud" suggestions.--CyberRead240 04:01, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   Concure. Should I be considered stupid and ditsy for not having a clue what "Up the Chud" means? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:20, 8 October 2008 (BST)

   No. Consider yourself better off for it.--CyberRead240 04:35, 8 October 2008 (BST)

More discussion.--xoxo 11:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

Topleaf got killed pretty bad, lol.--Nallan (Talk) 23:03, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

yeah i'll go top leaf.--xoxo 02:25, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Who is all for..

Alphabetizing the ALiM locations on the main page, but still keeping them within their categories, of course.--CyberRead240 02:31, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Totally.--xoxo 04:14, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Phallic innuendo done.

...also Cock and Other Body Parts. Style question: should I include "Club" as part of the name, or should I treat it as a title? E.g. Club Vagg being filed as 'V' rather than 'C'. --Blackboard 08:41, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Vagg is V all the way imho.--xoxo 14:25, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, Location Name before Location Type when it comes to Alphabetical. Like iTunes.--CyberRead240 15:50, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Power Towers

Has some words on it. Please don't try and read it out loud. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:11, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Make this an autosortable table?

(If you don't know what an autosortable table is, see the one at the UHUB.)

Basically, making this an autosortable table would mean that people would be able to sort the ALiM's in other ways, other then categories (such as alphabetically, date added, etc,) and make the page easier to navigate. Thoughts? Linkthewindow  Talk  11:21, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh, and in order for this to work, we would need a template. Linkthewindow  Talk  11:24, 27 December 2008 (UTC)

I find those tables hideously ugly...--xoxo 04:15, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

**snickers** -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 04:24 28 December 2008 (BST)

**stickers** -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:44, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

I was going to say i find them hideously ugly in a sterile way, not in a good way like alim nav...i guess you can't get away with anything around here...--xoxo 04:51, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

**slickers** -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:55, 28 December 2008 (UTC)

You should be able to change the background colour (except perhaps for the label section?) and borders on the autosortable tables -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 03:02 29 December 2008 (BST)

Where the fuck is....

A template box for the winners of the alim awards. Ross/DDR/Nallan/anyone?? --xoxo 03:46, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

fine i'll do it myself in about a month.--xoxo 12:42, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

I gotta say...

...that Danger Alley might be my favourite location, next to Fluck Library. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 00:49, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Well we sure know how to pick the featured locations!! :D --Nallan (Talk) 00:51, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Victory! Expect my wiki retirement any day now. It can only go down here from now. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:11, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

A gift

A number of pages mention Malton Rovers football team but its a red link. Tempted? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 12:54, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

On the eve/day of the Superbowl, that's very appropriate Ross. I don't know anything about football (odd for an Australian :P.) Linkthewindow  Talk  12:56, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Did some rudimentary work; could use improvement - content and photos etc. Anyone? --ߘlackboard 21:20, 1 February 2009 (GMT)

Photo's added. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 21:48, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

nice work guys :) --xoxo 12:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Helo

Who runs this place? I like the layout, and I had an idea to add another project to the "alim" cause. I was thinking of a page like ALiM, but less focused on humour and more about the good locations to visit in malton, with a bit of history etc. Kind of like a Tour Guide to Malton! I was thinking of funny and interesting articles. Let me know what you think.--DiscoInferno 11:32, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Hmm sounds good, but I was sure there was already something like this on the wiki. Anyone know for sure? Maybe there's not... J3D and I started this thing up a bit over a year ago so we basically run it with the help of the community.--Nallan (Talk) 07:49, 18 February 2009 (UTC)