Suggestion:20091215 Beards

20091215 Beards

Cookies and Cream 12:20, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

Suggestion type
Clothing?

Suggestion scope
Survivors

Suggestion description
This suggestion implements a new thing, Beards. Beards grow in levels. These levels are: No Beard, Fuzz, Scratchy, Bearded and Shaggy. A Beard grows every 5 server resets (do we have server resets?). If there aren't server resets, then your beard will grow once every 5 days Kevantime. Beards can be turned off through your settings page, for all you women and unmanly men. Beards can be cut through by clicking your knife, which will take your beard down one level. Having a beard appears in your profile description, next to the face description. You can't wear a mask if your beard is Bearded or Shaggy.

Voting Section

Voting Rules

Votes must be numbered, justified, signed, and timestamped. # justification ~~~~ Votes that do not conform to the above may be struck by any user.

The only valid votes are Keep, Kill, Spam or Dupe. If you wish to abstain from voting, do not vote.

Keep Votes

1. Keep - Author Vote! Cookies and Cream 12:23, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
2. I would have non-consensual sex with it.-- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 12:30, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
3. Keep - Your face --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 15:34, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
4. FUCK YEAH BEARDS --Anotherpongo 17:19, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
5. Keep - doesn't hurt, and I want one --^A_O^R_D^M_O^P_R^I _! ^T 21:26, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
6. Keep - yes yes yes -- Adward  21:28, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
7. Keep - As a copy with a sleazy mustache I fully support this. Also, give us some additional flavor when we take a knife to the beard like trimming out a goatee or some handlebars and shit.--_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 22:43, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
8. Keep It only makes sense that people in an Apocalypse would eventually grow beards. --Winman1 22:58, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
9. Keep - Was on the edge so I decided to be nice. --
    
    
    
    
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10. Keep - As DDR above and Aichon below. --YoEleven 00:19, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
11. Keep - Bad ASS. If you don't vote Keep on this one, you are a danger to yourself and a hater of freedom. --Paddy Dignam^{IS DEAD} 00:40, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
12. Keep - yus plz :D --Haliman - Talk 01:07, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
13. Keep - For epic win Torec _{T-CC/CS/CS/CS} 01:29, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
14. Keep - I WANT A LOVING RELATIONSHIP --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 01:31, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
15. Keep - I have no idea what I'm voting for --Suburban Ed 02:24, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
16. Keep with one modification - claw attacks from any zombie attacking someone with a shaggy beard gets a small percentage increase simply because they would now have something else to hang onto. Chief Seagull (talk) 14:30, 16 December 2009 (UTC)
17. Keep - so long as Winman cant have one, we all know hes not old enough to grow one. -- 
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    00:41, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

    RE: I agree. Cookies and Cream 00:47, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

Kill Votes

1. Kill - OMFG, the last thing the game needs is more pointless retarded flavor. You know that space where you can write your own description? You know, that place? Yeah. Write in your idiotic beard there, fuckface. FUCK FLAVOR--
   
   | T | BALLS! | 12:30 15 December 2009(BST)
2. Kill - Not a fan of the flavor. Just put it in your description. —Aichon— 12:42, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
3. Kill and a question: cutting your beard takes ap? --Janus ^talk 14:09, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

   RE: Yes, I would assume so. Cookies and Cream 00:36, 17 December 2009 (UTC)

4. Kill - Useless flavor. --Thadeous Oakley 14:18, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
5. Kill - As above. --Maverick ^{Talk - OBR 404} 21:52, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
6. Kill - I do not like this suggestion.--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 22:11, 15 December 2009 (UTC)
7. Kill - Incomplete suggestion. Lelouch vi Britannia is helping make Ridleybank green_ and gives Achievements 22:55, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

   Your FACE is incomplete (without a beard). >:( -- ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:58, 15 December 2009 (UTC) struck --

    

    

    

    

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8. Kill - Perhaps the second worst suggestion I've ever seen. I frickin' hate it. I can't even express how much.--Necrofeelinya 09:20, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

   What's the first? --Haliman - Talk 00:37, 17 December 2009 (UTC) GRRR STRUCK --

    

    

    

    

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9. Bored Kill - I'm normally a fan of flavor, especially if it ads minor, non-inconveniencing game mechanics that people would enjoy, but this doesn't do that. It's just kind of silly, besides, a good number of players roleplay as women in this game, and it wouldn't make sense. Also, straight-razors are called "widowmakers" for a reason, knives would be MUCH WORSE. -Lord Hawthorne 03:23, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

Spam/Dupe Votes

1. Spam - Write it in your profile. I'd say more, but it would compromise my adherence to this policy. --ZsL 22:02, 17 December 2009 (UTC)
2. Spam - For your retarded extras that you insisted on adding. I have a beard and can wear a mask in real life, why can't I in the game? Did a wizard do it? Also, you don't have a beard do you? Go try and shave with a kitchen knife some time and then when you've bandaged your face up come back to me and apologise for this suggestion. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 07:21, 18 December 2009 (UTC)

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