Project Evil

Evil!

Project Evil is an alliance of wiki supervillains determined to conquer the wiki and force an age of darkness, or at the very least, moderate shade, upon its denizens. We are the shadowy figures behind Global Warming, Big Business, and the use of Giant Purple Dinosaurs in childrens entertainment.

What we do

Members of Project Evil plot various ways to destroy one another and the population in general. Usually with some form of needlessly complicated plan or weapon (The bigger and more complicated, the better). They occasionally band together to defeat foes that pose a threat to their continued malevolence, even occasionally joining forces with... ugh... Heroes. Think like the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (from the comics, not the movie), except evil, and with cooler superpowers and suits.

How to get involved

There are many ways to get involved, here are but a few ways to get started.

1. Develop an evil laugh.
2. Join us.
3. Scheme.
4. Create an image of a big E! for our logo (Like the W! of Project Welcome, or the U! of Project UnWelcome.

   Goal achieved on the 22nd of September 07. All will soon be ours.

5. Build a giant statue of Mr Burns out of gold.
6. Add the E! to your signature.
7. Describe some of your edits in evil manners using the summary field

Evil Plans

Please list your evil plans here. At present, none of us has seen fit to divulge his or her evil plan in an untimely bout of gloating over a heroes seemingly impending demise. Shame on us.

1. -Fiesty T- Drown the world in a flood of barbeque sauce and mayonnaise. Those that survive will be so grossed out, they will commit suicide. Fiesty Turduckenmoosefishorserabbit 21:45, 16 September 2007 (BST)
2. -SpamSandwich - Geneticaly engineer organic staplers. Then get them to staple things to themselves, creating huge masses of junk and staples that we then use to block up the sewer systems of large cities.--Spamsandwich 22:03, 16 September 2007 (BST)

   (in conjunction with above plan)-Infiltrate as many food producing factories as possible and add industrial strength laxatives to as many different foods as possible. Sit back and watch.--Spamsandwich 12:41, 17 September 2007 (BST)

3. -'Persuade' school canteens to stop serving yoghurt, and replace it with Doghurt^TM - a cheaper alternative made from dog milk. -- Professor Kittenhuffer 23:36, 16 September 2007 (BST)
4. -Construct a battlestation the size of a small moon called the "Breath Star" with which i shall inflict permanant garlic'n'onion halitosis upon the worlds population unless the networks renew Stargate SG-1 for an Eleventh Season. --Mad Doctor Grimch 12:37, 17 September 2007 (BST)
5. -Create a biohazardous creature, one that looks cute and cudddely, but shoots lazer beams out of its eyes. Release it in a school.-Kuchenmann 13:47, 18 September 2007 (BST)
6. -I have created a new plan. View the roots of it here. --The one who commands the world's indestructible Mudkip Army 01:24, 30 September 2007 (BST)
7. -Create a list of very evil plans, one of them being a plan more evil than Vista himself (nothing is more evil than Vista) and take over the universe. -- A heinous blob of a chemical substance that's made up of baby tears, puppy hearts, crucified kittens and the broken dreams of disabled orphan girls who also happen to be on fire. 05:30, 29 September 2007 (BST)
8. -Make clones of ugly people. Leave them in sports bars, parks, beauty saloons.... Kuchenmann 00:32, 7 October 2007 (BST)
9. -Use the Stupid Plot Tricks in conjunction with all of the above plans. That way, WE CANNOT FAIL! --Darth Lumis^{T! A! E! FU! U} 01:46, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
10. -abduct ppl in their sleep, Mutate them with the Radioactive Mutator 8000 & plop them in a middle of a fancy mall, when the rich come to shop in the morning, they will be the first victims of the mutant species & soon We will conquer The world! Bwa ha ha ha! view entire plot here --Dr. Dentrick Donnis
11. -Go grab some puns, bake them into pun buns, then force-feed them to people.--The Trichloroethane Potato ^{SGP E! RQ! Winner 1!} 18:34, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
12. -Install a dictator in America, who just happens to be a pot smoking hippie, then just watch and relax as the world's most powerful nation turns into a hippie haven... Quentin Tarantino 00:44, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
13. -Now that the above has already happened, stop the shipping of weed and vodka to the United States. Kuchenmann 02:04, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
14. -Start training an army of "Special Forces Mice" who will be released into the wild and in turn train and arm other mice. "The Great Kitten Wars" are upon us. If we keep our mouse allies well armed and adequately funded victory will soon be ours!! (If they lose: Well, screw it they were just mice)--Airborne88^{T Zom MIS} 02:50, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
15. - Begin operation to poison all dairy cows in north america there by making it impossible to produce cheese, and in turn impossible to make pizza. 5 months prior we liquidate all "Evil Assets" and invest in frozen pizza to be stored in secure under ground bunkers. At the height of the "Pizza Famine" we will start a pizza delivery service. The slackers of the world will be so grateful they will declare Me.. er.. Us. Rulers of the World!! --Airborne88^{T Zom MIS} 04:54, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
16. - I have started an organization dedicated to abducting the kittens of Malton. Why? Because it is just evil to mess with people's kittens! As a hobby the group can systematically slaughter every animal within city limits and turn them into spam (everyone will thank us when the slim jimz rum out). Malton Inhumane Society--Airborne88^{T Zom MIS} 17:27, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
17. - Capture the worlds population of squirils and atatch lazer beams to them. Then use them to take over Canada whilst we mock society in a devilish sort of way (eg: I dont like France, it is too garlic-ey MUHAHAHA *strokes pet lobster called Craig*! --00:47, 14 June 2008 (BST). Lord Darkpigion ^{Do52 | E! | E? | C | 09:22}
18. - Prove that the cake is NOT a lie. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 08:28, 12 August 2008 (BST)
19. - Prove that the cake IS a lie--Arthur Dent BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!!! 05:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
20. - Sabotage the super-collider by sending a bird carrying a piece of a sandwich back in time, and cause the earth to possibly implode into a black hole, me along with it! ...wait. --Zhekarius E! ^CFT 00:28, 1 September 2011 (BST)

Templates of Evil

{{Projectevil}}

	Project Evil Member
	This user is part of Project Evil, and is plotting to destroy you and everything you hold dear, unless you pledge your loyalty to them.

A Big template for a Big Villain.

{{Smallevil}}

	Project Evil Member
	Fools! I'll destroy you ALL!

A Small Template for those who think size only matters when it comes to doomsday devices.

More will be coming soon. Henchmen are henching over them presently.

Member Register

Please create a title and/or pseudonym for yourself, such as "Mad Doctor Grimch".

1. --Mad Doctor Grimch 21:42, 16 September 2007 (BST)
2. --Fiesty Turduckenmoosefishorserabbit 21:50, 16 September 2007 (BST)
3. --Spamsandwich 22:02, 16 September 2007 (BST)
4. --Shadowlord Hagnat 22:52, 16 September 2007 (BST)
5. --A heinous blob of a chemical substance that's made up of baby tears, puppy hearts, crucified kittens and the broken dreams of disabled orphan girls who also happen to be on fire. 23:12, 16 September 2007 (BST)
6. --Professor Kittenhuffer 23:28, 16 September 2007 (BST)
7. --СПИД Перевозчик01:13, 17 September 2007 (BST)
8. --Emperor Tharinator 484, Lord of Mechs and Trenchcoats. 01:33, 17 September 2007 (BST)
9. --A Blue Jelly 20:54, 17^th September 2007 (PDT)
10. --Kuchenmann 13:26, 18 September 2007 (BST)
11. —Callidus Ultionis 17:55, 18 September 2007 (BST) (If this doesn't look totally bitchin', you need better fonts. See my sandbox.)
12. --The one who commands the world's indestructible Mudkip Army 23:40, 27 September 2007 (BST)
13. ¥ -- Evil
14. --Evil Jesus 22:59, 8 October 2007 (BST)
15. --Darth Lumis 02:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
16. --Secruss 20:43, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
17. --Quentin Tarantino
18. --The Trichloroethane Potato ^{SGP E! RQ! Winner 1!} 18:38, 20 November 2007 (UTC)
19. --Airborne88^{T Zom MIS} 02:45, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
20. --Dr. Dentrick Donnis
21. -- The Lethal Trio ^{[Tlk|NTCS|RRF] U! E!}
22. --!uevil  
    •  Nevin McAvoy 
    •  (talk) 
    18:28, 31 May 2008 (BST)
23. --23:56, 13 June 2008 (BST) Lord Darkpigion ^{Do52 | E! | E? | C | 09:22}
24. -- President Bush
25. -- FiretwigZed...How much more evil can I get?!
26. -- An evil user
27. -- The Baby-Candy Thief
28. -- The Dark Lord--Evan Arnoldi^{TalkStoriesTimeMachine} 14:00, 20 July 2010 (BST)
29. --Zheke 21:05, 31 August 2011 (BST)
30. --User:Sexualharrison18:16, 25 April 2012
31. --User:Thorn Of Discord 01:08, 7 / 22/ 2015, (MST)

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