User talk:Axe Hack

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1. Post new messages at the bottom. You can do this by pressing the plus sign at the top of the page.
2. No shouting profanity like Eminem. Unless your stage name is Eminem/Slim Shady and your real name is Marshall Bruce Mathers III.
3. Did you know I stole the codes for this table from Airborne88? Yes. I really did. But that doesn't matter here, does it?
4. If you come on this page only to declare war against anyone else on this Wiki that doesn't relate to me in anyway, I will either, 1) move the war straight to your own talk page, or 2) prepare an Arbitration case against you.
5. This page is usually archived at the beginning of every month. Certain topics are excluded, that is only if the conversation happens to extend to the next month.
6. I would say sign your posts, but I believe the blinking image under this says it better than me.

Archived

Per your request here. Have a good new year. Linkthewindow  Talk  01:03, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Well...Take a look at those templates on my quiz page (There's a link in the Navbar on top). And...Well...That was 2008 stuff being archived...Should have went in the 3rd Archive...Ah wells...I'll handle it later. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:18, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Meh. Don't worry about it :). Linkthewindow  Talk  11:47, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Staystaystaystaystay

I whinged about your absence and requested your conditionless return on some talk page the other day.--xoxo 11:55, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Really? Where? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:47, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

By the way, I'm truly sorry about my long absence. I've been busy. I have something which I had to do, and it's required for graduation. And it's due tomorrow...Oh the horror...But listen, when I'm through with everything, I'll try to be online more often. But then again, if you're on Facebook, you could practically find me on nearly everyday. Look me up. Jason Tu. That's the name. Of course, I don't accept people I don't know...So you might want to leave a memo with your username or something... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:59, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

there's hundreds of you!! :D Also it might have been kevan's talk page, or gnomeys, or somewhere. I'll try track it down so you know you're missed.--xoxo 00:08, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

Alright...Let me narrow down my profile even more. Look for the only Jason Tu in the Francis Lewis High School network. If there's numerous Francis Lewis High Schools, look for the one in New York. Does this help? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:31, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Hey...

I thought we got along quite well. All my making fun of you is really just to build your character. Trust me, if I didn't like you, you'd have figured it out by now.--Suicidal Angel, Help needed? 00:05, 20 January 2009 (UTC)

*Cocks shotgun* Get off my porch! Oh, it's you... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:32, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

PARTY!!!

The results are in! After those God darn college apps I did a few months ago, I got an acceptance letter, from my first choice, John Jay College of Criminal Justices!!! And since I'm in such a good mood right now, free cookies for the first 5 people who reply to this!!! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:15, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't feel this is the place to discuss the outside world. But my virtual stomach disagrees. congrats! --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 01:19, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Ah wells. I don't release too much info on the web, anyways...Maybe a little sprinkle here and there... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:24, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't want a cookie, but congrats, college acceptance processes can be a bitch.--Suicidal Angel - Help needed? 01:19, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Too bad, you're getting the cookie. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:24, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Being a college student myself, I'm always short on cookies. Congrats! --Pedentic 03:34, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Well congratulations. You got an extra cookie to spare. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 03:40, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

aww I had no idea.

axe.... how can you be so dumb? your asian! ;) nice profile on facebook. heh ----Sexualharrison 13:25, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I try to keep it on the low... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 13:55, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

Uranium

BOMBS

AND COMMUNISTS--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:43, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

PULL OUT THE GUNS!!!

...AXE HACK IS BACK!!!! TAKE COVER!!!! (Insert evil laughter here.) Miss me, folks? Nope. Of course you didn't. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 22:15, 1 April 2009 (BST)

*tear*... I never thought it would be true.... lets smash up another manhunt! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 00:46, 2 April 2009 (BST)

YES! We should do that! Now to see which one of my characters I should pull out of idleness...And possibly revive... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:54, 2 April 2009 (BST)

Blast from the past

Yo, you up for another manhunt? If your up for it, lets get some more players to kill this time? xD D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:01, 5 April 2009 (BST)

Oh man... I totally didn't read your response in the above convo... Well then, tell me when you wanna get it started and we can invite some wiki celebs mwahah. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:03, 5 April 2009 (BST)

It's cool. Let's start planning something. We just gotta pick a suburb or 9, and come up with those rules. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:06, 6 April 2009 (BST)

Same place as before looks good because its safe (unlike last time) but it might not last long. What do you think? I'll round up the old crew to have another shot at this manhunt. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:52, 6 April 2009 (BST)

Let's get this party started! Definitely, we should round up the old crew (at least whoever's left of it...) This reminds me...I still have some templates to make for Axe Hack's Manhunt 1...I can't believe I'm actually behind something... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:33, 6 April 2009 (BST)

This is actually my second day of my Spring Break. I got the week off for "paid sickness". ^^. But yeah, let me know the details, I'm definitely up for something. Got nothing planned for a while anyway!--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:12, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Awesome! Nallan and J3D are in, god knows if I could get Sexy Legs back, Obi is in too I think, lets try and get some more *cough* celebrities coming in! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:36, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Celebrities? Leik who?--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 14:18, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Just chaps I like to hang out with. I asked Rev, might ask Link. I would love Cyberbob or Sonny to come cause... I just would, I guess, but I don't think they would be interested. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 14:22, 8 April 2009 (BST)

If you submit yourself in every way, shape and form to Sonny he might. ;) --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 15:19, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Just warning yah know, if you invite me, I had the best K:D ratio last time and you're going to be PWNED with mah 1337 skillz! Lol! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:07, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Buddy. You are invited. Just keep that newspaper far away from me as possible. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:37, 8 April 2009 (BST)

LOL, and I have the most embarrassing K:D ratio! :/ and by the way Axe, your in with the Spambit Hunters crew. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:11, 19 April 2009 (BST)

HA! I had the saddest K:D ratio! Zero to zero! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 22:55, 19 April 2009 (BST)

Radio, yo

If I am going to have a small spot on the radio show, would you like my alt to broadcast from the same spot as DJ? If so, what suburb are you planning on doing it from (so I can start the travel)? D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 12:19, 18 May 2009 (BST)

OOOOOH okay... Well, even if I'm not actually a co-host of the show, I wouldn't mind an alt sticking around to see the magic happen... I may see you soon. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:02, 19 May 2009 (BST)

Status whores unite

Give me the word and I'll replicate my status code onto your userspace, with quick notes on how to modify the style/appearance to your liking. I'll also throw in a 'custom' status code, on the house. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:40, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Word. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:38, 8 April 2009 (BST)

User talk:Axe Hack/Stat. Can't code the custom one at the moment but I've got the features up for yo. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:34, 9 April 2009 (BST)

You are awesome. So, what would it be? Cookie? Money tree? Assassination of a world leader? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 17:29, 9 April 2009 (BST)

You know Axe, sex is cheaper... ;). Just trying to help a brotha out g. XD --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 17:43, 9 April 2009 (BST)

I'm not fuckin' him. That's just wrong. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:15, 10 April 2009 (BST)

Yeah, a cookie sounds nice =] D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 03:13, 10 April 2009 (BST)

I just realised, we can now steal each others statuses. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) -- status:‎Mudkip! 11:03, 17 May 2009 (BST)

911. I would like to report a robbery in progress. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 14:03, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Manhunt!

Sign up to avoid the fuss! And yes, I did name it after you a second time in a passive attempt to annoy you! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:40, 19 April 2009 (BST)

NOTE TO ALL

I'm gonna be gone for a week. I have some stuff to prepare for. Wish me luck. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 00:40, 5 May 2009 (BST)

I shall once again be gone. But this time just for the weekend. But don't worry. I expect to be back on Tuesday. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 22:50, 22 May 2009 (BST)

Without me...

Guess who's back? Back again. Axe Hack's back. Tell a friend. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 00:20, 12 May 2009 (BST)

Prizes

Thank you, my kind sir! --Pestolence^(talk) 15:06, 17 May 2009 (BST)

Mudkip

Please reduce the size of the image in your sig. 14px height plz -- boxy ^{talk • teh rulz} 06:40 1 June 2009 (BST)

Since a lot of the image is blank space, you could achieve the same result by cropping it a little and uploading a new version. Linkthewindow  Talk  12:52, 3 June 2009 (BST)

Are you kidding me? I'm still trying to figure out how to place that Mudkip image in the Status subpage without it breaking the Status mainpage... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} (status:‎Mudkip!) 00:24, 4 June 2009 (BST)

I was surfing along and oh dear lord there are thousands of them! --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 04:42, 5 June 2009 (BST)

I take it that was a subtle cry out for help: You can't do make image status' the conventional way... I was trying with the Brock Samson image, I had the same issues... I could try and fix it another time but I am so busy right now =[ D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:55, 5 June 2009 (BST)

Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 2

This is just a reminder to tell you, and the other contestants, that Axe Hack's 2nd Manhunt is commencing on the 20th of June. The playing area will be the suburbs around East Becktown, so start moving there and run around the place to get used to your arena, if you don't, it could cost you your life! You are expected to be in the fighting area by the start of June 20th, so don't forget! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:06, 1 June 2009 (BST)

Yo. I really think we should change the area at the last minute... I've scouted East Becktown, Chudley and Darval and they are all ruined... Unless that's where you wanna duke it out... My only concern is people are going to find it hard to get a revive, methinks. You of all people should understand that ;) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 06:57, 5 June 2009 (BST)

Pussy.--xoxo 07:02, 5 June 2009 (BST)

Says he who was too scared to sign up in the first place. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:03, 5 June 2009 (BST)

Whatever you want babe, now get to east becktown and MAN THE FUCK UP.--xoxo 07:34, 5 June 2009 (BST)

Why no poncho vote? Is it because conventional ponchos don't have penises embedded onto them? ;) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:17, 5 June 2009 (BST)

I don't like having thousands of clothes in game, use the freakin description box you unimaginative losers! --xoxo 08:21, 5 June 2009 (BST)

It's not enough!! I need a poncho! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 08:31, 5 June 2009 (BST)

If you're that concerned, you could just repair some buildings? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:15, 5 June 2009 (BST)

I have nothing in my inventory bar about 30 guns and a few FAKs. infrastructure is second priority to killing you bastards. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:24, 5 June 2009 (BST)

No flak? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 15:15, 5 June 2009 (BST)