User talk:Sexualharrison

User:Sexualharrison/header READ THIS FIRST AND THAN THE TEXT BELOW, DUMBASS If you are going to post here: New posts at the BOTTOM! Use a ==Second Level Heading== and remember to sign your posts. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect place to do any of that shit. Leave messages for me below. I can't promise they wont be arbitrarily deleted. but you can count on me reading them, eventually. Reply's will be posted on this page at my earliest convenience. I also reserve the right to change anything written herein to anything i feel like just short of impersonation. Don't like it? Than don't post here. **** SEXY 64 BASIC V3 **** 64K LULZ READY SYSTEM KEMPY IZ G4Y READY. 10 PRINT "KEMPY IS A FAGGOT!" 20 GOTO 10 30 RUN KEMPY IS A FAGGOT! KEMPY IS A FAGGOT! KEMPY IS A FAGGOT! KEMPY IS A FAGGOT! KEMPY IS A FAGGOT! >BREAK Please remember to keep this article biased. Talk Page Archives: 2006 - 2009,2010, 2011 Sorry for the rollback Sorry for rolling back your page; I'm editing on a touchscreen blackberry and accidentally tapped the wrong link while trying to load a page from my watchlist.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 19:35, 27 May 2011 (BST) ooh i better go and apologize on your talk page.. eppp! i just thought you were being the uptight tight wad that you usually are. and why are you watching my talk page? creepy fucking janitor stalker--User:Sexualharrison19:37, 27 May 2011 (bst) This happens to me a lot since the new wiki put rollback links on RC. Is there a way we can remove them? ~ 19:44, 27 May 2011 (UTC) The real problem is more the lack of a confirm button I'd think. The rollback page doesn't even need to load for it to take action.--Karekmaps 2.0?! 22:18, 27 May 2011 (BST) Yeah. Unfortunately, it's an inherent part of the rollback feature; would be pointless without it.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST) I could probably write some javascript to remove it, if you want.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST) Yeah, even an uptight tightwad like me doesn't use rollback on talk pages purely because they disagree with the content (which I don't, particularly, anyway) :P. It's on my watchlist because I probably left a message on here at some point in the past 5 years: I have it set to auto-watch pages and consequently I now seem to have most of the wiki on my watchlist.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 08:59, 28 May 2011 (BST) probably from this and that as it was the last time we communicated. you still are creepy. and It's not that i didn't agree with the content. it just took up so much room. i would have just blanked it but unfortunately kempty is quite funny and persistent.--User:Sexualharrison12:55, 28 May 2011 (bst) I IZ HOUNDING YOU!! See? You fucking love it too, you filthy little filly. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   19:43, 27 May 2011 (BST) see i would be more impressed if you found something with a play on my name. fail ya homo.--User:Sexualharrison23:43, 27 May 2011 (bst) What, the sexual harrisonment above isn't enough for you? No wonder you're still single then, you're more demanding than a woman. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   09:40, 28 May 2011 (BST) I'm single?--User:Sexualharrison12:45, 28 May 2011 (bst) Yeah, sorry. I met someone else. You're dumped. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |   12:52, 28 May 2011 (BST) at least make it into a template. lazy gob.--User:Sexualharrison12:57, 28 May 2011 (bst) Death Rattle A zombie said "Azzbag nah brrh mah manbagz habrab!" (11 hours and 39 minutes ago) Joy. -- Spiderzed█ 07:32, 30 May 2011 (BST) Dang Feel free to delete this. But I'd just like to say your a flippin champ at getting bots. Everyone I've seen you already listed with in minutes and here I considered myself stalker of the Recent changes page.       02:37, 3 June 2011 (BST) thanks! what can I say. i've been bored a lot at work lately.User:Sexualharrison02:52, 3 June 2011 (bst) I've just been playing with code with my free time. Must have changed my sig 5 times in the last week and edited my user page a dozen.       03:00, 3 June 2011 (BST) What 'Sexual Harris' meant Sexual Harris But yeah, I'm totally in for that Sysop awards thing - Goribus 02:53, 9 June 2011 (BST) "i still don't get it"--User:Sexualharrison02:58, 10 June 2011 (bst) LAWL and hagz was never on the panel to begin with. but i still supported him for sysops and shit i'm high forget that last bit... take one down and pass it around... --hagnat 13:50, 28 June 2011 (BST) --User:Sexualharrison14:00, 28 June 2011 (bst) I found a store which had the most amazing bongs ever... too bad the girl would bitch a lot if i bring one home --hagnat 14:39, 28 June 2011 (BST) get a vaporizer. she would never know.--User:Sexualharrison15:03, 28 June 2011 (bst) ... [1] --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 03:10, 4 July 2011 (BST) umm and?--User:Sexualharrison03:46, 4 July 2011 (bst) The Urban Dead Wiki Comics Page I tweaked the entry for The UD Side. Let me know what you think. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 15:45, 8 July 2011 (BST) pretty funny. so when are you going to vote on the grimmies?--User:Sexualharrison17:02, 8 July 2011 (bst) I am recent changes Thanks for the welcome! Good to see you again, old cock. So what's happened in the last four years? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/C 07:42, 13 July 2011 (BST) Holy carp. I remember you! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:43, 13 July 2011 (BST) loads luckily we have this wiki. start reading.--User:Sexualharrison13:50, 13 July 2011 (bst) YON is not funny EVER Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 17:49, 13 July 2011 (BST) Diplomatic Immunity! IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 17:51, 13 July 2011 (BST) I'd buy that for a dollar!--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 17:53, 13 July 2011 (BST) DDR stop fucking edit conflicting me on my own damn talk page! yon, it's only not funny when you say anything.--User:Sexualharrison17:54, 13 July 2011 (bst) I do not understand the meaning of this sentence. Please try again.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 17:55, 13 July 2011 (BST) As in did you mean "Whenever Yon says something it is unfunny", "If Yon says something not related to the situation it is unfunny" or "Other"?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 18:00, 13 July 2011 (BST) --User:Sexualharrison18:01, 13 July 2011 (bst) I know you gentlemen are tired, but I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. --Rosslessness 18:18, 13 July 2011 (BST) am i going to have to unwatch my page today?--User:Sexualharrison18:21, 13 July 2011 (bst) You have to do the Truffle Shuffle first.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 18:22, 13 July 2011 (BST) for some reason i could see chunk growing up to become you, yon.--User:Sexualharrison18:40, 13 July 2011 (bst) But seriously, which of those two statements did you mean?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 20:41, 13 July 2011 (BST) donkey, anything that comes out of your mouth, no matter how hilarious. will instantly become unfunny, only because it was said by you. clear? you are not funny, ever --User:Sexualharrison20:44, 13 July 2011 (bst) kk, honey. Love you too. xx --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 22:19, 13 July 2011 (BST) luv has nothing to do with it. i still like you as a person.--User:Sexualharrison02:38, 14 July 2011 (bst) Awesum.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 12:55, 14 July 2011 (BST) You're one ugly motherfucker -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 02:49, 16 July 2011 (BST) that's not what yo mama says--User:Sexualharrison04:58, 16 July 2011 (bst) Warning I am a troll and a zerg Please do not vandalize this wiki by associating with known zergers. Continuing this behavior may lead to your reputation being destroyed.-JohnnyCakes 10:24, 17 July 2011 (BST) who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about?--User:Sexualharrison12:08, 17 July 2011 (bst) The Malton Zergarabinieri. You have been observed conversing with them...please don't doom you and your family to a life of pain and misery. Cut all ties with these filthy zergers. TODAY! While there is still time...-JohnnyCakes 12:13, 17 July 2011 (BST) ummm asshole try getting your facts straight. i mother fucking killed them in game you retard. as far as the wiki? i prefer to be civil to people that are civil to me. now stay the fuck off my talk page retard.--User:Sexualharrison12:29, 17 July 2011 (bst) Kill them more and you will be forgiven for that foul language.-JohnnyCakes 12:31, 17 July 2011 (BST) you are no longer welcome on my talk page. any further posts from you will be deleted unread. now piss off.--User:Sexualharrison12:36, 17 July 2011 (bst) Sig Pretty sure Nyancat needs to be set to 35px to have a 14px height, but I could be wrong. the image is uploaded as 53x21, so to get 21/14 = 1.5, and 53/1.5 = 35.33. So yeah, I think it needs to be reduced slightly. :p --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 16:11, 26 July 2011 (BST) it's not really fucking with the spacing no more than a few other peoples sigs. don't you have anything better to do?--User:Sexualharrison16:14, 26 July 2011 (bst) Meh, I ran across the page and just thought I'd tell you. There's no link to sig policy so this wasn't an official 7 days warning or anything. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 16:25, 26 July 2011 (BST) well i made it a bit smaller. now piss off. :P--User:Sexualharrison16:33, 26 July 2011 (bst) You don't need maths to set the height of an image. Simply adding an x in front of the pixel dimention is enough. So [[File:Sig PoptartFINALTINY.gif|35px]] produces and image that is 35px wide and autoscaled on the height : or [[File:Sig PoptartFINALTINY.gif|x14px]] produces one that is 14px high and autoscaled on the width: . ~ 16:56, 26 July 2011 (UTC) shouldn't you be making grimmie templates?--User:Sexualharrison17:00, 26 July 2011 (bst) Shouldn't you be making me a sammich? ~ 17:15, 26 July 2011 (UTC) I mostly stole from Mazu but here you go. {{GrimmieWin}} and {{GrimmieNom}} are there for your review. ~ 17:39, 26 July 2011 (UTC) me Likes. what kind of sammich? pastrami, or corn beef on rye?--User:Sexualharrison18:44, 26 July 2011 (bst) I actually just ate me a Pastrami sammich. Bring me a beer, instead. ~ 18:52, 26 July 2011 (UTC) hows about this brew?--User:Sexualharrison18:54, 26 July 2011 (bst) Oooh its Kosher! ~ 18:58, 26 July 2011 (UTC) A new group... I'm just trying to spur interest in a new group I'm working on and thought you might be a tad interested. It's called, Desu Nōto‎. I'm not done with the page yet. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:46, 1 August 2011 (BST) sorry i've been thinking of joining the knights for long time. good luck.--User:Sexualharrison19:10, 1 August 2011 (bst) I was curious... ...who that was that applied. Best of luck to you harrison. and remember there are many occasions where google-fu is your friend        23:34, 1 August 2011 (BST) and it figures you gave me the hardest time on both trys --User:Sexualharrison21:28, 6 August 2011 (bst) Question, Good Sir Are you still having issues with these fellows? If so, having recently returned to the good world of Malton, I'd be happy to assist. I'm not far from Roftwood and feel like getting my hands a bit bloody. Praise Knowledge! -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 20:12, 6 August 2011 (BST) nope. they pussed out and we came to an arrangement.--User:Sexualharrison21:02, 6 August 2011 (bst) Ah ok. Well it was worth a shot seeing as how it was not too long ago. Good luck in future endeavors then. Praise Knowledge! -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 22:16, 6 August 2011 (BST) Wiki Page Some of the code on this page might be helpful if your still working on your page for Golam.        17:55, 10 August 2011 (BST) i'm about as far as I'm going to go with it. feel free to change it up or improve it anyway you see fit.--User:Sexualharrison17:56, 17 August 2011 (bst) Grimmie results I put the rest of the results up on the main Grimmies page but looks like there is one tie you didn't break. Who does The Most Stupid Sysop Mistake go to? I know its a tough call. Also, I have an idea for a subpage. It'll be like an Awards Presentation thing. Care if I just go with it? ~ 17:17, 17 August 2011 (UTC) Bro, why did you pick me for biggest attention whore when you voted for Grim at the voting stage? :p --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:19, 17 August 2011 (BST) vapes, sure have it. yon, because i can change my mind can't i? you were getting too much attention just being yourself as is. i'll break the tie later this week when i have some free time.--User:Sexualharrison17:55, 17 August 2011 (bst) Just asking.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:23, 17 August 2011 (BST) Choo doo! Ee chee wa maa!--User:Sexualharrison19:03, 17 August 2011 (bst) Ok I went with something more basic than my original plan which involved a presentation of the awards by Charlie Sheen. It really wouldn't have been worth all the trouble and probably had been pretty unfunny in the end. Feel free to do some write-ups for the individual sysops on Grimmies/Winners. Page looks kind of bland without it. ~ 16:49, 18 August 2011 (UTC)