Sanitarium
| Sanitarium | |
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| Abbreviation: | NuRP ClEgG |
| Group Numbers: | Currently 26 |
| Leadership: | Talunex |
| Goals: | PArSleY |
| Recruitment Policy: | The Asylum |
| Contact: | Check In Desk |
Sanitarium
Sanitarium is a roving mob of zombies dedicated to pulling faces, distressing animals, spoiling parties and trashing safehouses.
Founded in November 2007, Sanitarium is off it's meds and trampling flower beds all over Malton.
Three Simple Rules
Number 1. Put Sanitarium in your UD profile.
Number 2. One Character Per Person. This means you can only have ONE character raiding with Sanitarium. That's ONE. Just the ONE. No more. All recognised forms of zerging or multi abuse will see you kicked from the group and banished into the wilderness. That isn't fun. This group is.
Number 3. Combat Revives And Intentional Revivication. If you awake to find your lungs full of air, you are not acting in our name. If you plan on spending any more than 23* seconds breathing you are to remove Sanitarium from your profile.
This means NO DEATH CULTING and NO PLAYER KILLING. We are against such practices.
Also. We don't want to know what you've seen. We don't want to know what you've done and we don't want to know what animals you've interfered with along the way.
This means NO SPYING. We are against such practices.
Anyone in Sanitarium seen in harman form becomes a priority target. This means you will become the focus of our rotten band of brothers and sisters. You will be devived first. All mission objectives will be suspended if one of our Comrades is seen in harman form. You will be de-vived before the mission resumes. So either jump, or buy rot... it makes so much sense when you're off your meds.
All patients with the Death Rattle skill are to gesture to our revived friends, rattle "Rahr Zhrah!", before deviving said revived friend...
* 23 seconds is the internationally recognised time taken to Jump From A Window and then select Yes! I Am Sure.
Philosophy
1. THERE MUST BE PIE!!!
7. We are pro-cockfighting
9. Free ice cream for the undead
1. WIlf 4 TEH WIN!
ELEVENTY!. Pants wearing shall be punishable by death
11111. The wearing of pants will be punishable by the wearing of pants. Mockery and death. And pants.
69. ALL HARMANZ MUST BE SANATISED WETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT
9. A sausage race must be held at 34 minutes past every hour
3.1415926535897932... Behold the terrifying randomness of fire!!!
Mmm... Pi. The terrifying randomness of fire confuses us, please stop.
11. I really want my ice cream and I'm fucking displeased at this zoo.
-42. All ransacked buildings must be later equiped with bouncy castles and pogo sticks
21. Random threats must be death rattled in the middle of a meal
76001. There is NO Step 4.
Infinity. A wide assortment of writing implements must be made available to our leader
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2. 
15. THERE MUST BE PAI!!!
Religion
While shambling about Malton, a revelation slipped into the heads of some of our Rotten Zethren. What is Barhah, we asked ourselves? Then we immediately answered: Barhah is everything that is that is anti-breathing and pro-PAI, coffee and all our other precepts! Or at least uncommittal on the subject. This revelation in mind, Rotter Al Gore Mortis has been called by Barhah to be our Pan-Barhah Reverend. A preliminary list of pre-approved belief systems, pantheons and religious figures follows…
Pan-Barhah Ecumenism
| ✔ | System | Figure |
|---|---|---|
| ☐ | Orthodox Barhah | Petrosjko |
| ☐ | Militant Barhah | Jorm |
| ☐ | Church of the Resurrection | Sweet Zombie Jesus |
| ☐ | Free Cat's "HELL YES" Guide to BARHAH, PAI and Shambling With Giants | Endorsed by one former now-undead Governor of Louisiana, Dave and his dog Jeremy |
| ✔ | System | Figure |
|---|---|---|
| ☐ | Norse | Odin, Loki, Hel, Fenrir |
| ☐ | Greek | Zeus, Hades, Chronos |
| ☐ | Roman | Jupiter, Pluto |
| ☐ | Hindu | Kali, Shiva |
| ✔ | System | Figure |
|---|---|---|
| ☐ | PAI-anism | PAIA |
| ☐ | Discordianism | Eris, Malaclypse the Younger, any Popes |
| ☐ | Vodoun | Papa Legba, Mamman Brigitte, Baron Samedi |
| ☐ | Other | Please write-in other choice here. |
Membership
Yes. Our angry mob grows all the time. Head over to the forum that we currently call home. Call into The Asylum and especially The In Patients Check In Desk
Current Targets
The new year has seen the end of our ground breaking drink binge in the pub crawl. The opening arms of January has seen the Scary Friends ditch their drinking vessels in favour of old celluloid. The Sanitarium Film Festival. Latest posts tell you where the band of odd critics are assessing Malton's cinematic delights...
Completed Objectives
February 2008
February 14th, 2008 St. George's Hospital Some Leg Of The Film Festival. PAInocchio!
February 13th, 2008 We visited The Turrell Arms and Dixon Way Police Department. Drinks and doughnut PAI!
January 2008
January 30th, 2008 Maria General Hospital (Havercroft) 21st Leg Of The Film Festival. The PAI-Dom!
January 27th, 2008 Club Swyer Rest stop as we moved into Havercroft.
January 24th, 2008 St. Dionysius's Church (Roachtown) 20th Leg Of The Film Festival. A-PAI-rition of the Eternal Church!
January 23rd, 2008 Worcester Library 19th Leg Of The Film Festival. The Devils PAI-brary!
January 22nd, 2008 Luckraft Cinema 18th Leg Of The Film Festival. On Her Majesty's Secret PAI-vice!
January 21st, 2008 Matraves Crescent Police Department 17th Leg Of The Film Festival. Fort A-PAI-che, The Bronx!
January 20th, 2008 Sonvico Cinema 16th Leg Of The Film Festival. You Only Cook PAI!
January 15th - 20th, 2008 Several dirt naps in Shearbank
January 15th, 2008 Brent Place Fire Station 15th Leg of The Film Festival. In The Line Of PAI!
January 15th, 2008 Ryley Road Police Department 14th Leg Of The Film Festival. Lethal WeaPAI!
January 14th, 2008 The Crabbe Arms Pit stop. Scary Friends were thirsty!
January 13th - 14th, 2008 The Hellyer Building (Brooke Hills) 13th Leg Of The Film Festival. PAIANIMATOR!
January 13th, 2008 Stodgell Cinema 12th Leg Of The Film Festival. THE PAI WHO LOVED ME!
January 13th, 2008 Caseley Cinema 11th Leg Of The Film Festival. THUNDERPAI!
January 12th, 2008 Faber Lane Fire Station 10th Leg Of The Film Festival. REIGN OF PAI!
January 12th, 2008 St. Godric's Church 9th Leg Of The Film Festival. LAST TEMPTATION OF PAI!
January 11th, 2008 Pippen Auto Repair 8th Leg Of The Film Festival. To TO LIVE AND PAI IN L.A!
January 9th - 11th, 2008 Hinks Crescent Police Department 7th Leg Of The Film Festival. PAI HARD 2: PAI HARDAR!
January 5th - 9th, 2008 The Whatmore Building 6th Leg Of The Film Festival. PAI AM LEGEND!
January 5th, 2008 Wilmington Cinema, Pantling Towers, Edgerton Cinema, The Garrett Building 3rd Leg Of The Film Festival (Wilmington Cinema.) From Russia With PAI! 5th Leg Of The Film Festival (Edgerton Cinema). GoldPai!
January 4th, 2008 Moorhouse Place Police Department 2nd Leg Of The Film Festival. PAI Hard - Death Of The Donut.
January 3rd, 2008 Beedall Cinema 1st Leg Of The Film Festival. DR PAI!
January 1st - 3rd 2008 Martha General Hospital (Lamport Hills) The Film Festival kicks off with a supply raid from the medicine cabinet. Dr Bridge dispenses drugs to all Scary Friends
December 2007
December 28th - January 1st, 2007 Rolls Road Police Department Final RUIN for the Crawl! GGRRAAAAGGHH!
December 27th - 28th, 2007 Martha General Hospital (Lamport Hills) Attempt to liberate more Scary Friends, from secure units, is successful!
December 26th, 2007 The Smith Arms MORE NOG PAI!
December 25th, 2007 The Hollwey Arms BARHAHMAS! NOG PAI!
December 24th, 2007 The Sidney Arms Team PAI! Don't fear the cheese!
December 23rd, 2007 The Lambley Building, The Lazenbury Building, Club Sheapperd Scary Friends and Scary Neighbours Wreck Things Again!
December 22nd, 2007 Grimstead Boulevard Police Department Trashed and ruined!
December 21st, 2007 Gainard Place Police Department, The Deller Arms EASY! EASY! EASY!
December 20th, 2007 Fenwyk Plaza Police Department, The Bareham Arms WANT PAI NOW!
December 19th, 2007 Hooke Auto Repair, the Corless Arms Thirsty!
December 18th, 2007 The Lethbridge Building, Factory 51,4 IMPERIAL PAI and Deja Vu!
December 17th, 2007 Adalbert General Hospital GGRRAAAAGGHH!!
December 16th, 2007 Club Bennetts, Club Bussicott, The Lethbridge Building. The rolling band of PAI induced mayhem continues into Lamport Hills.
December 15th, 2007 The Southworth Arms, Club Hefferin The beginning of something Scary!
December 12th - 14th 2007 The Stapellton Arms mhg?g.mgm.aahgmghnhbh!hamhaahgmng?h-aamahbh!hhmnhnh!m!
December 11th, 2007 Club Brookeman, Club Cust, Lock Boulevard Police Department, GGRRAAAAGGHH!!!
December 10th, 2007 Club Haber Second RUIN of the day! WIN!
December 9th - 10th, 2007 Club Roles Silly Cat Face! They forgot to barricade past lightly. We did getz teh ruin.
December 7th - 9th 2007 Club Botting Tmercenary's night spot was poor. No food. No drinks. No atmosphere. Bad egg. :(
December 6th, 2007 Edgerton Cinema Now showing Night Of The Living Bread
December 5th, 2007 The Eatwell Hotel Worst. Named. Building. EVAR!
December 2nd - 4th, 2007 Moorhouse Place Police Department DONUT PAI!
December 1st, 2007 The Beckey Arms Our fastest ransack to date. Traces of Donut Pai were found... shambling friends are intrigued.
November 2007
November 30th, 2007 The Hampton Arms The Babahz cleared this one... Still no PAI though...
November 29th, 2007 Club Dallimore TASTY! TASTY!TASTY! TASTY!TASTY! TASTY!TASTY! TASTY!
November 28th, 2007 Club Taviner EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! EASY! PAI! PAI!
November 27th, 2007 Club Basson This one was a bit shit actually... BBOOORRRRIIIINNNNNGGG!
November 26th, 2007 Club Nanning m-zan.z!n.aazbz?aazn-naan!-bn-zhzbzzn?aamag.hng-
November 21st - 25th, 2007 Club McClean THERE MUST BE PAI! Our most rewarding ruin. Goldfish don't bounce. Don't fear the cheese...
November 20th, 2007 The Humpfries Arms Cool. Clinical and slightly off to the left. That's how I would describe the consignment of vegetables at this place.
November 19th, 2007 Club Bu Our strongest ransack to date. Still no PAI... How long can the brave sailors of the SS Wanklerotary Engine go without beer and pai?
November 17th - 18th, 2007 Club Williames hannznzzaa-azann-aaazmn.nnn,aaz,z-zbz?z-zzzbzzn? h!z-aan!-bn-zhzbzzn?aaz,nnzb h!z-aan!-bn-zhzbzzn?aanzn.n.z! h!z-aan!-bn-zhzbzzn?aazbn-n.aan-z!n.nnznab m-zann-aaaz?z-z!-aaaz-n!aaz,zmnnn-n.aazbz?aa-azazbz?g-??
November 15th - 16th, 2007 Club Pengelly Security staff didn't like our dress code. Apparently No Pants, No Service. We showed them though. We showed them the real deal. THERE MUST BE PAI!!!
November 14th, 2007 The Thorne Arms We took pictures of your bar to put on ZedTube, your pai was rubbish... Trencharific :(
November 13th, 2007 Club Willshire Thank you very much for your beer, crisps and beds. We not usually invited so warmly so we all loved your brain pai. We love pai. It's a weakness. THERE MUST BE PAI!!!
November 12th, 2007 The Ponsford Arms Thanks for the hospitality! Your cheese flan was superb although the bar staff tasted a little off. I suggest a course of suppositories next time! Cheerio!
November 8th - 10th, 2007 - Our scary friends had a trip to the zoo. Bad zookeepers let all the ice cream melt. Bad Eggs. :(
Templates
Proposed PAI Skills For The Wiki
Proposed Sanitarium Skill List
In the spirit of Sanitarium and bringing our ethos to the Urban Dead community we request that Kevan introduce new skills to keep the game fresh and interesting.
These skills would open up a new skills tree and would only be available to zombies with Brain Rot. Purchasing Brain Rot would allow a zombie access to the new skills once the XP was available.
First of all the PAI needs to be introduced to the game. The item would be classed as follows.
PAI
Damage 1 points (2 points with ABAHNZZ PAI ZMAZH)
Base accuracy 20% (60% with ABAHNZZ PAI ZMAZH)
Encumbrance 2%
Locations Hotels (6.4%), Cinemas (3.6%), Monuments (10%), Cemetaries (1%?), Roads (?%)
Comments: As with the other low damage, low accuracy weapons, it is funny in most situations. Other than having a slightly higher encumbrance factor, it is identical in statistics to the crowbar(ish) The pai is purely a tool for zombies to PWN their meatbag opponents. To be hit with a PAI would be classed as a PWN.
PAIs are sticky and mushy melee weapons, so they can only be used by brain rot zombies, if they had one in their inventory, at the time of their death, or they have found one using the crude search option. However, since they are superior to unskilled zombie attacks, they are of comedic use as weapons.
The Pai Skills Tree.
PAI ZMAZH (100XP): Brain Rotted Zombies with the PAI ZMAZH (PAI SMASH) skill would be allowed to smash a pai into the face of a survivor. There is a 20% Base Accuracy with this skill, for 1 damage. This costs 1AP with a 1XP reward.
ABAHNZZ PAI ZMAZH (100XP): Brain Rotted Zombies with the ABAHNZZ PAI ZMAZH (ADVANCED PAI SMASH) skill would be allowed to smash a pai into the face of a survivor, but with an improved accuracy. This improvement would be 60% accuracy for 2 damage. This skill would only be available with the basic option. This costs 1AP with a 2XP reward.
Using this skill on a building or monument results in a -3XP reward. This is designed for Brain Rotted zombies with more than 10,000XP (pure vanity) to waste it and potentially return their bragging rights to zero. This will not incur negative XP.
GAH'BAH'Z (100XP): Brain Rotted Zombies with the GAH'BAH'Z (COFFEE) skill would be allowed to make coffee, in a powered building. This is not an offensive skill and therefore causes no damage. This costs 1AP and generates no XP reward.
ZAHNZ (100XP): Brain Rotted Zombies with the ZAHNZ skill would be allowed more dance options than the generic gesture moves. This improvement would allow the ZNAHG H!BZ (SNAKE HIPS) option which would allow the zombie to gyrate and thrust it's pelvis in addition to the general pointing. This costs 1AP (2AP to Brain Rotted Zombies without Lurching Gait) and generates no XP reward.
BAH HRA BA'ARR (100XP): Brain Rotted Zombies with the Death Rattle and the BAH HRA BA'ARR (BUY A VOWEL) skill would be allowed to make a more concise and understandable Death Rattle. This improvement in zombie linguistics would allow them to communicate more easily. This is not an offensive skill and therefore causes no damage. This costs 1AP and generates no XP reward.
