Zambazh: Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (ar zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? MAHB haz bra!nz! MAHB haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!
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English: Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!
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—Bobby Bubonic (Babbah B!)
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What is the MOB Locator?
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The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.
The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.
All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail to the MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!
The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.
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Want to meet up with us? Make your way to the suburb that's a bright shade of MOB purple on the map. You should find us pretty easily, but if you're having problems, hit us up on IRC.
Current MOB Activity Levels
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MOB was here
Horde moving out of the suburb.
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Current MOB Location
MOB is in town.
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No MOB activity
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Here's the suburb we're in right now. Feel free to update this section if you have more up-to-date info, since it can sometimes take a few days before it gets updated otherwise.
Suburb Map Key
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Strike Team Target
A team is striking here.
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Ruined
BARHAH has been preached here.
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Lit
A den of anti-BARHAH.
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Lit and Ruined
A second lesson may be necessary.
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This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.
June 5, 2013 - MOB is nudging Nixbank! User:Aichon/Sig 05:12, 5 June 2013 (BST)
May 24, 2013 - MOB is fucking up Foulkes Village! User:Aichon/Sig 05:12, 5 June 2013 (BST)
May 17, 2013 - MOB is orphaning Old Arkham! User:Aichon/Sig 05:12, 5 June 2013 (BST)
May 7, 2013 - MOB is rearranging Ruddlebank! User:Aichon/Sig 05:12, 5 June 2013 (BST)
May 1, 2013 - MOB is liquidating Lockettside! User:Aichon/Sig 05:12, 5 June 2013 (BST)
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Strike Teams
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The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups, followed up by the efforts of MOB Zealots that are alerted to the target contents on our Zealot Coordination Thread - located in the private area of our forum. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside, if you hear our feeding groans.
Inquisition Team |
UTC |
PDT |
EDT |
AEST |
Other |
Leader |
Second
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The Inquisition |
03:00 |
20:00 |
23:00 |
13:00 |
Convert |
Amber |
Durumana
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Bairn Ceatharn |
15:45 |
08:45 |
11:45 |
03:45 |
Convert |
Liche |
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Barhahry Corsairs |
10:30 |
03:30 |
06:30 |
20:30 |
Convert |
bisfan |
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Note: Click on your strike time to confirm it. DST for MOB starts on the second Sunday of March, and it ends on the first Sunday of November - so the strike time is one hour earlier than posted during that interval.
- irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
- Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
- Go to mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect. Or just click here. (should work on most computers)
Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!
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Recruitment
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This one is easy! Just head for the current location, and sign up at Barhah.com to gain access to the MOB's s00per sekrit forums! Don't forget to add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. And don't be too shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #MOB.
Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding the nifty {{MOB}} template to your User or Group page.
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Militant Order of Barhah
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The MOB is coming...
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To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.
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Other Resources
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- DSS Mapp - A great map of the city. Used for strikes.
- Dumbwit - Use it. Period. 'Nuff said.
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