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Is this guy one of yours?

Just got PK'd by one David O'Connor. http://iamscott.net/1376372672816.html Is he DHPD, or just an impersonator? Either way, I thought you all should know about the incident. Offing someone on their home turf with such a flimsy explanation is not very classy. HellFreeze 14 Aug 2013

Doc Mindbender Sighting

I know this is probably out of your jurisdication, but I just spotted Doc Mindbender at Gelasius Hospital in Vinetown. If you got a scout or something out there you could do something about it.--Moodie ^{Talk Contributions} 20:49, 24 July 2011 (BST)

He's not on our Most Wanted list so unless he's a member of a Terrorist Group there's not a lot we can do about it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 21:06, 24 July 2011 (BST)

He is a member of Cobra correct? Unfortunatly although he is covered under our group warrant, he is out of our way and jurisdicton in Vinetown Codeist 20:16, 26 July 2011 (BST)

PKer listed under your group

I know he isn't with you guys because he doesn't act under your standards, but he's running around Yagoton and killed at least one Abandoned member so I thought I'd tell you guys.

Here's his profile: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457564

And here's the link to the incident in question: http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/Maddawgmax/Screenshot2011-07-16at10816PM.png

Thank you guys and have a great day!

Maddawgmax 13:25, 16, July 2011 (EST)

Thanks! I've added him to our public impersonator list and I'll pass the evidence on to legal Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:42, 16 July 2011 (BST)

Impersonator evidence

http://iamscott.net/1309640725816.html

A real cutie, this guy. --Kurt Kreti 22:12, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Thank you for passing this onto us, i will add it to our records and have re-issued his warrant to reflect his recent crimes. Please let us know if anything else happens.

Codeist 23:12, 2 July 2011 (BST)

GHPD Zerging

In response your character sauna jane was identified by one of my officers frank stoffer as a possible zed spy. After this was stated your character high tailed it out of the factory where my group was staying and poped back up in the PD one south of the factory. For several days we have been dealing with the Deads spies trying to locate our group. I have stated to members of my group that possible zed spies are to be warned to move from our operational area. In no way are any of my officers zergers or affiliated with the Dead. You bring me proof not some shoddy accusation and i will remove any of my officers if i feel there is substantial proof of zerging.user:Pault

One of your allies PK'd me on a whim

Dear DHPD, ally of the GHPD: You need to have a talk with your allies, I'm actually shocked and appalled by this murder. I made Sauna Jane purely to test search rates, and now she's dead because a certain member of the GHPD didn't like me setting up generators.

Galbraith Hills PD Member zerging to kill one of my alts

I'm not throwing a zerging accusation out there on a whim, or a fit of rage -- my alt is disposable. It struck me as a coincidence, however, that my alt ended up "terminated', as DR Riken put it. The zed who paved the way to my alt's death took the time to strike an unlit, ruined VSB+ hospital when there were lit and much more lucrative buildings nearby. Not only did he do that, but the zombie took the time to break apart the cades and start killing my alt first. Even his profile description is fishy: "Dead - just like you are about to become". My character was even killed first by supposed level 1 ferals! All this, because he "suspected" me of being a zombie spy?

I post this here because I don't want my alt's death to go unnoticed. I also don't want the GHPD member to pull a fast one and claim I was breaking some kind of guideline that redeems him. Vynergy 03:09, 15 May 2011 (BST)

While you have my sympathies, this is all a little co-incidental. A member of the GHPD accused you of being a zed spy. Four hours later you were attacked by a zombie (not the most speedy zerg this one) and two hours after that you were killed (again by a zombie). That's really not a case for zerging. However that said, the GHPD broke away from the DHPD entirely because they thought we were too soft on zerging. If you take this to them and can provide stronger evidence that DR Riken is zerging then pault will have thrown him out of the GHPD before you can blink. I assume you've also reported this to Zerg Liste, a listing on there would be a good idea. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:33, 15 May 2011 (BST)

PKer Impostor?

[[1]] Undid the cading to one of the buildings in Peddlesden Village, where my survivor was resting. Dneurit also taunted the people within, who died shortly after. Luckily, I ran out alive, but I have no screenshot. It should be noted that he's signed up to be part of the Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project group, more specifically on their forums.Vynergy 02:55, 15 May 2011 (BST)

That is definitely a dyslexic impersonator. Note how he misspelled Dunell Hills before, and how he is now impersonating Team Xtreme, also with spelling mistakes. --CptFastbreak 15:00, 23 May 2011 (BST)

The Dead Resurgence (OOC Statement)

It has not escaped the attention of the DHPD that the numbers of our historic antagonists, The Dead, are rising at a dramatic rate. While we regret the negative impact this may have on other survivor groups we are not particularly outraged. It is a long time since a really large horde swept its way through Malton and it will be interesting to see how recent changes in the mechanics and shifts in tactics play out in this situation. It is also likely, obviously, that a lot of good roleplaying opportunities will arise and general fun can be had by all.

That said, last time the DHPD had a major fight with The Dead we did not exactly cover ourselves with glory when it came to behaviour on the wiki. We are anxious that this should not repeat itself. DHPD members have instructions not to make edits to NPOV sections of the wiki stating our case, nor to troll wiki users perceived to be supporting The Dead's cause. We are aware that at least one apparent DHPD Officer is doing this but, as far as we can tell, this is not a DHPD member. In all fairness, we should point out that Brains Monroe, speaking on behalf of The Dead, says that they do not know who this person is either. However, if you do have any trouble on the wiki with someone claiming to be DHPD, please report it to Purple Cat and it will be looked into.

Impersonators

Just a head's up, I was murdered by someone claiming to be with DHPD, [Disco de Soto]; I did not see him listed anywhere on your pages. The attack occurred in Dunningwood. I'll return to provide a screenshot. Thanks!--Dr Mycroft Chris 19:08, 2 May 2011 (BST)

Thanks! He's on our list of known members of The Dead. He must have changed his group tags in the last couple of days. I've added him to our impersonator listing. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 23:25, 2 May 2011 (BST)

That screenshot would be handy, if you have it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:23, 9 May 2011 (BST)

He just killed 2 of my siblings in Lockettside as well. --Mike Smith 15:53, 9 May 2011 (BST)

If you can get us a screenshot, we'll put a warrant on him. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:23, 9 May 2011 (BST)

Barricade Policy Enforcement

You've got them listed as a terrorist group but as far as I'm aware, they only kill survivors who are caught intentionally overcading entry points. Does this need removal? --Polymphus 03:48, 10 April 2011 (BST)

I wasn't around at the time but I believe a number of our officers were PK'd because the BPE disapproved of the DHPD's barricade policy. It was a long time ago and I assume personnel have changed on both sides. If a member of the group wants to appeal the "Terrorist" label then I can put them in touch with our Legal Department. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:31, 10 April 2011 (BST

Can I do that here on the wiki, or should I hop on over to your forums? --Polymphus 16:04, 12 April 2011 (BST)

Our forum would be easiest and saves cluttering up the wiki. Ask for CptFastBreak. I've looked into the reason for the terrorist group labelling. Apparently last time The Dead were active (bad luck, your timing here sucks, you know) there was an active BPE group in Dunell Hills enforcing a policy of "no barricades" and killing anyone who caded anything. It would help your case a lot of you could get a well-known pro-survivor group like the DEM to vouch that you've been active in the interim and that the issue we previously had was because of The Dead impersonating you guys. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:38, 12 April 2011 (BST)

Proving I'm ACC

"Arthur Birling said "Xan2022, I would have revived you, but your description says retired ACC member and you have no group tag, so I'm going to check with your group to see if your legit" (4 days ago)" I've been with the ACC for 3 years, having joined Nov 5th 2007. http://z14.invisionfree.com/Army_Control_Corps/index.php?showtopic=2168&st=1740&#last My post in the applications thread showing a new guy how to access his profile shows the following information about me: Private First Class - Special Forces - Retired Group: Retired Posts: 2,939 Member No.: 334 Joined: 5-November 07 Let me know if you need any further proof.--Xan2020 19:53, 18 March 2011 (UTC)

I don't think Arthur reads this talk page but I'll pass the message on to him Purple Cat ~ DHPD 07:48, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

Got, the message thanks PC, righto Xan, I'll revive you when I next bump into you --Athur birling 16:34, 19 March 2011 (UTC)

I won't be in game till April 12th, retired for a few months to get in shape and not worry about online stress. Also I'm going on a nice offshore fishing vacation which is sure to involve plenty of booze and cigars. Too bad for me though it seems UD is giving me a reason to be stressed since as of this writing there are 862 members of The Dead. The Dead will rise and like last time the Dead will fall and the game will go on (though I am amazed that there's 56% survivors to 44% zombies even with the Dead rising).--Xan2020 12:51, 1 April 2011 (BST)

A little bit to add on to that, got myself suspended so I'm not even really ACC till the 15th.--Xan2020 22:01, 4 April 2011 (BST)

Thanks Xan - will pass on the message Sanpedro 10:25, 5 April 2011 (BST)

VOTE BLOB!

The Chilean Blob needs the support of his chosen Police Officers! Vote Blob for MAyor 2010 today! Only you can prevent a Blobocalypse

I can't say I'll be voting for you myself, but I have drawn my officers' attentions to the election. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 20:15, 23 June 2010 (BST)

DHPD Impostor?

Is A Raging Torrent a member of DHPD, or an impostor? If the former, I'd appreciate an explanation of this. If he's an impostor, I suggest you make a note in a prominent place on your wiki; DHPD is a large group and must attract several impostors. You'll save yourself a good deal of trouble if you make their names public. --Sherry _{talk _MCM} 14:15, 19 June 2010 (BST)

Imposter. I'll get legal to swear out a warrant. We list all known imposters in our Most Wanted section. We also try to keep a, more or less, up to date list of members in Internal Affairs Purple Cat ~ DHPD 14:25, 19 June 2010 (BST)

Thanks for the rapid reply. I'll let 10mfh know, since he's hiding in plain sight in their hospitals in Molebank just now. --Sherry _{talk _MCM} 00:05, 20 June 2010 (BST)

Well A Raging Torrent is in the Richmond/havercroft area trying to stur trouble with ENVY and making accusations. Is anything being done about him ? --Murderess 22:24, 26 July 2010 (BST)

Your impostor is running around Richmond Hills, continuing to kill in your name. --John Grahm 23:38, 26 July 2010 (BST)

Richmond Hills is out of our area and, you know, there isn't much we can do about him, beyond listing him as an imposter. Usually we just try to starve this kind of activity of attention but I'll pass your concerns on to the higher ups. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 10:18, 31 July 2010 (BST)

As Purple Cat has already stated, Richmond Hills is quite a ways beyond our usual stomping grounds. We have already warranted ART, and if he does manage to make his way into our jurisdiction, he will be dealt with per the DHPD criminal code. Space Tyrant | DHPD 05:18, 2 August 2010 (BST)

Clear Out

Page cleared and archived, save for the below which I'm about to work through. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:02, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Naming Issues

Ok so your pages have been in dire need of some maintenance since forever. :P

Some of your internal links probably still need looking at, I'll get around to it. Additionally a bunch of articles in Category:DHPD need to have that removed, but that's easy enough.

Mostly I'm just going to list some things I came across which you might want to look at:

DHAJET - has the category and apparently some sort of relation to the DHPD. You might want to find out what's going on there.

Linked from Archive page, noted it's archival status at top of DHAJET and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

BRS&D - Along the same lines as the above.

Linked from Archive page, noted it's archival status at top of BRS&D and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Dunell Hills Police Department/Rabit Hole - way old page that you may just want to look over and/or get rid of. It also has a talk page with content. Most of your talk pages redirect to this talk page. So you might want to copy the content somewhere and redirect it.

Linked from Archive page, redirected talk page, requested removal of protection so it can its archival status can be noted, and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Dunell Hills Police Department/Network Posse - another old page to check. It also has a dedicated talk page.

Linked from Archive page, noted it's archival status at top of Dunell Hills Police Department/Network Posse, archived talk page then redirected to this page and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Dunell Hills Police Department/Archive/DHPD Confirmed Brain Rot Roster - way old page to check over. Also lacks a talk page redirect.

Linked from Archive page, redirected talk page, requested removal of protection so it can its archival status can be noted, and also requested it be moved into Archive directory. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

The Template Junkies/Templates We made includes your nav template (and some others). Since the navigation one is weird for them to showcase, I'm fine if you remove it.

Darth Sensitive is an old member. I'm not really happy to delete stuff he probably put up there but am happy if others want to do so Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Talk:DHPD/PMDS - is an orphaned talk page. The article currently redirects to your foxtrot squad page. There doesn't seem to be anything important, you probably just want to redirect it or let it be deleted outright.

Requested Deletion Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

Category:Dunell Hills Police Department
- I've purged a bunch of user pages, but there are still ~100 in your category that were modified at least a little bit so I can't just kill them. If you want to to have members show up in the category, then everything is ok. If you don't want any users in the category, you can remove the category and nav template as needed.

I've left as it is Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

- I altered Template:DHPD to fix some links. Most importantly, using this template will automatically include the page in your category now. You don't need to add the category yourself. This has also added a few random pages to your category that use the template for some reason.
- Regarding Template:DHPD. I won't be renaming that since the acronym is fine for a template.
- Category:DHPD can be deleted once emptied. You should grab the content from the page if you care about it and add it to Category:Dunell Hills Police Department.
- Talking of the content on Category:Dunell Hills Police Department, you might want to reduce it to the opening paragraph and nav box. The rest is just overkill (that's just my opinion though)

Deleted as advised Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:37, 16 June 2010 (BST)

There's a lot to deal with, I won't rush you. If you need something deleted, moved or a protected page edited, either make a note here or pay a visit to A/SD, A/MR or A/PT respectively. -- Rooster Dragon 21:59, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Knew I'd forget something.

I also moved the content on Category:Dunell Hills Military Zone to Dunell Hills Police Department/Dunell Hills Military Zone because the category was empty. The content itself is old and I figured you'd want to look at it and see if it was worth keeping. -- Rooster Dragon 22:02, 30 April 2010 (BST)

Thanks, that's a handy list to work from, although my reaction to most of it is "What?" followed by "Archive it". As soon as my main wiki person has managed 8 hours sleep in a row, I'll get him onto it. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:22, 4 May 2010 (BST)

Thanks Rooster - having all of these in a list is really useful. As PurpleCat mentioned, I'm really flat tack in real life at the moment, but will get to these once things calm down a bit. Sanpedro 00:55, 5 May 2010 (BST)

Sure. I also managed to empty the DHPD category. So once you're done checking everything over I can clean up the old links and redirects then you'll be done and I won't pester you any more. :P --

Rooster Dragon

10:16, 5 May 2010 (BST)

Recruitment

Concerning your group advert on the Category:Recruitment page, you may be interested to know that a vote is currently underway concerning the duration of time adverts can be reserved by a given timestamp. Your input is welcomed, and it should be known that if this vote passes you will need to update your adverts on a at least a monthly basis, not a two-monthly basis. Thanks. 00:43, 25 July 2010 (BST)

Thanks for the heads up. --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 15:45, 29 July 2010 (BST)

West Becktown

Greetings,

I am Dezonus, known in-game as Varon. My group, DI:MD is set up in West_Becktown. Supposedly, DHPD is or was operational in the area, so I would like to know if you still are or not.

Cheers,
-Dezonus- ^(talk) 06:51, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Hi Dezonus. We're active in West Beck but may be on the move at any given time. Feel free to come by our forums if you'd like to coordinate. --Jim Extreme ^{Talk | DHPD} 08:43, 21 August 2010 (BST)

Is your Radio frequency still in use?

	Thanks for the Reply!
	Thanks Bro! Because of your timely reply, your frequency reservation will be preserved.

I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience or it seems relatively stupid when put into context of your group, but it is our interest to treat all groups on the same level when doing these purges. A reply within 2 weeks will be greatly appreciated. -- LEMON #1 12:30, 25 August 2010 (BST)

Yes, we still want the frequency. Thanks! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 16:44, 26 August 2010 (BST)

Thanks! -- LEMON #1 01:30, 27 August 2010 (BST)

Alliance request

Skynet Defense Network would like to propose an alliance. Mostly because it would be a lot of work trying to impersonate cops. I mean where do we get uniforms, badges- we do have coffee. Leon Silverblood 16:39, 14 September 2010 (BST)

Hey! If anyone gets to put a sentient AI into space then it's going to be me, sunshine! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 16:44, 14 September 2010 (BST) (err... I mean I'll pass the message on, obviously)

Like to help out South Blythville?

Fixing what the Big Bash Broke.

Aww...pitty that you can't help us out, but thanks for responding. Have a cookie.

	A FREE COOKIE
	Dezonus has given you a cookie for responding.

Hey there, I've sent you this because you're a survivor group. Please help us if you can, we'd really appreciate it. If you can't help physically, you can always help by spreading the word ;) -Dezonus- ^(talk) 10:53, 16 September 2010 (BST)

I'll pass the message on, we're in the process of changing Operations Chief at the moment so the response may be a little slow! Purple Cat ~ DHPD 11:58, 16 September 2010 (BST)

Thanks, Let me know when you know =)

-Dezonus-

^(talk) 09:54, 17 September 2010 (BST)

Our current Captain says we're a bit tied up at the moment doing exactly the same as you, only in Chudleyton. Hopefully someone official will get in touch soon though. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 10:11, 17 September 2010 (BST)

Ok then, I'll take it as a no for now, but if situations change and you'd like to help, feel free to get in touch with me =)

-Dezonus-

^(talk) 15:03, 18 September 2010 (BST)

SDN Alliance Request

Skynet Defense Network would like to propose an alliance. We promise not to nuke you (yet)! Skynet Defense Network 18:52, 18 September 2010 (BST)

I passed the message on, like I said. I guess you'll just have to be patient and wait for a reply. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 18:55, 18 September 2010 (BST)

Crap. Sorry. I thought I'd forgot to post and I didn't see my previous edit. Apologies! Skynet Defense Network 22:28, 18 September 2010 (BST)

Would it be possible for you to drop by our forum and discuss the matter? We'd need to work out how your bounty hunting group and our legal department would work together without treading on each others toes. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 11:03, 20 September 2010 (BST)

GSM2011

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

If you can list all suburbs in which your group is active that would be very helpful. Thanks! --_GANG Giles Sednik_CAPD 18:45, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

We are quite mobile but Peddleston Village, Chudleyton, Dunell Hills, West Becktown, Owsleybank and Molebank is a reasonable list. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 12:54, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

Thank you very much, I'll update the information accordingly.--_GANG Giles Sednik_CAPD 13:20, 23 January 2011 (UTC)

Congrats on becoming number one!

Hi there DHPD comrades! I just wanted to congratulate you all on breaking into the 100's and passing The Fortress to claim the crown of number one pro-survivor group in Urban Dead. ;)

We've been watching your steady increase in numbers in 2011 and look forward to our future joint-battles against the undead!

Stay Vigilant! Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 17:15, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Thanks for the good wishes. We've had a lot of old members come out of the woodwork both for last month's op and because of the exciting reappearance of The Dead. It remains to be seen how long they stick around for :-/ Thanks for all the help from you guys. Hopefully we can pay you back soon. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:21, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Should also be noted that we've gained about two dozen zergling impersonators in the past couple of weeks which will be inflating our numbers without, you know, actually helping us any. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:23, 8 April 2011 (BST)

Nothing much you can do about impersonators. I believe they say "impersonation is the highest form of flattery" so I guess you can take that from it! ;) Exciting times indeed, with the rising of The Dead - the work of the vigilant survivor is never at an end!

Jensonson ^{About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join} 22:09, 9 April 2011 (BST)

Please read this asap

Screw the Dead

I will pass this on to the DHPD leadership but there are better ways to coordinate survivor groups than through a wiki page and better things to do with that coordination, if achieved, than all locate in one place and let The Dead know where that place is. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:55, 2 June 2011 (BST)

The Northwest Government

There has been a plan to unite all groups in the northwest under on banner without disbanding any group. We would like to know if you are interested....if so please talk with us in our group page...Militaire Sons de Veille... —The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Runner (talk • contribs) 04:14, 4 June 2011 (BST).

WTF?

what the fuck is this crap?--User:Sexualharrison13:31, 17 July 2011 (bst)

Member of The Dead impersonating us, see Dunell_Hills_Police_Department/Department_of_Internal_Affairs#Impersonators Purple Cat ~ DHPD 16:21, 17 July 2011 (BST)

ah...go figure.--User:Sexualharrison03:56, 19 July 2011 (bst)

It depresses me that you can be judged by the quality of your enemies.Purple Cat ~ DHPD 09:39, 19 July 2011 (BST)

Missing group

You may as well add PHOBIA to your little "Terrorist Groups" list. Though your group of porkaphiles has never attracted a concerted long term assault from us, we have killed several of your members and should be considered your enemy just by the fact that PHOBIA members all seem to agree that wanna-be cops like those found in the DHPD are terrific fun to slaughter and are seen as entertaining targets of opportunity. --Mr Watt 06:41, 3 August 2011 (BST)

Don't worry! Our legal department are quite keen. I'm sure they will add you to the list should you become enough of a nuisance. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:42, 3 August 2011 (BST)

More have to be put to the slaughter to satisfy some arbitrary limit before you sheeple-piggies recognize the danger we at PHOBIA represent? Delicious.--Mr Watt 05:17, 4 August 2011 (BST)

Yeah, while I feel honored that you consider us some sort of authority for the recognition of PKer groups, I'm afraid one of the criteria for Terrorist Groups is some sort of noteworthiness. After being in existence for apparently four years and spraying tags all over Malton, you guys have never even managed to attract enough members to appear on the stats page - I'm afraid that's just not going to cut it. The very most you can hope for is a permawarrant for yourself. I also wonder how a "concerted long term assault" from a two trenchie group would look like, and how it would differ from the feeble attempts we're seeing right now. Toodles from the Legal Dept --CptFastbreak 14:06, 5 August 2011 (BST)

Your certianly full of yourself arent you? I find it interesting that a reference to relevance would come from a member of your group of sheeple-pigs. It seems like just yesterday that I read almost the same thing written to your group by one who has been around the city for quite some time. Where would that have been? Ah yes, your sniveling begging to the RG. Response was a big, never heard of ya, shove off. The same group that abandons "their" suburb whenever more than 10 zeds enter it. As for the term "two trenchie group" I guffaw at your stupidity. Or are you just throwing out words that you don't necessarily understand? If by feeble you mean killing most of your leadership and laughing in your faces with near zero worries of any retaliation then OK. We will continue to kill your piggie members at will. Toodles, --Mr Watt 23:34, 6 August 2011 (BST)

What I'm failing to understand here is why, given your attitude, we should do anything that you want us to? We don't have any obligation to anyone except ourselves to put anyone on any list. I don't understand why you think frothing at the mouth at us is going to make us do you a favour? Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:21, 7 August 2011 (BST)

I would consider frothing at the mouth to be a misrepresentation of the situation. I am not asking for a favor. I am telling you straight that we will be killing you and yours for the fore-seeable future. If you and yours feel that warning your group by adding PHOBIA to your little list is some form of reward to us then refrain. Your strategy is interesting. Lets see how it pans out.--Mr Watt 17:43, 7 August 2011 (BST)

Look buddy, you can guffaw all you want and write incoherent posts all you like, it's not going to change a thing. So I suggest you stop complaining here and at least bear it with some class and dignity. --CptFastbreak 10:50, 8 August 2011 (BST)

Wait - they have been around since 2008?? I assumed that they were brand new, given that I had never heard of them before. I guess they've just never managed to do anything of note before. Being a trenchy PKer is not in itself enough to get yourself listed. Mocked, maybe, but not listed. Sanpedro 05:05, 9 August 2011 (BST)

Still having troubles with the uptake? Very well. Your a disorganised joke. You can try covering that up all you would like but the truth is in the facts. I will enjoy posting the screenshots when I get around to it. You know. The pics of your members lying dead at our feet. Toodaloo. --Mr Watt 06:38, 9 August 2011 (BST)

I think you are having the problem with the uptake here. We use the terrorist group list for groups which are either too large to warrant individually, or have a significant number of non-combatant support members who enable the PKer activity. Your group is fairly trivial to warrant individually, so what's the point of assigning Terrorist Group status? Except to make you happy, obv. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:40, 9 August 2011 (BST)

The oldest edits from the group page are from 2008. It surprised me too, but then again it was probably just him alone for a few years.--CptFastbreak 14:15, 9 August 2011 (BST)

Yo Mr Watt, you're just embarrassing yourself right now (and I say this as someone who's not a member of the DHPD) --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:30, 9 August 2011 (BST)

Karloth! Yikes! A real PKer! Run away!!! Run away!!! Sanpedro 01:06, 11 August 2011 (BST)

...but I made you breakfast :( --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 09:06, 11 August 2011 (BST)

Oh no - we're not falling for the pancake trick again Sanpedro 01:37, 14 August 2011 (BST)

Strange, I feel no embarassment. I'm too busy with other things right now to compile a photo album of slaughtered piggies, but the count has to be around 20. I must admit though that these guys did get one member of PHOBIA. Once. Keep up the good work my little sheeple piggies.--Mr Watt 06:31, 14 August 2011 (BST)

Yeah, that's dynamite. Anyway, in case you didn't notice, we have a public members list, so there's really no need to compile another one on your little group page. --CptFastbreak 17:43, 16 August 2011 (BST)

Ah, we offer one stop shopping for any PKer that wants to swing by. I'm sure your quite proud of your list and I'll be sure to site your assistance in one of my upcoming kills as a means of showing my appreciation. Anyways, the preperation for the big PHOBIA luau is really proceding splendidly. All this practice roasting piggies is making for a huge improvement in the tenderness and flavor of the finished product.--Mr Watt 07:33, 17 August 2011 (BST)

Out of Curiosity

I've always wondered why your DHPD Shield has a zombie and axes on it, if it consists of actual Dunell Hills Police Officers from prior to the outbreak. I would assume that their pre-outbreak badges would have a different design on them, as there were no zombies pre-outbreak, and I assume they were not axe cops. After the outbreak, I doubt anyone would craft such a design, simply due to the whole "struggling to survive" problem. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 09:40, 3 August 2011 (BST)

The ways of Conndraka were mysterious to many. I think it's supposed to be a pre-outbreak badge but the DHPD are not pre-outbreak policemen. That still fails to explain the zombie or the axes. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 17:11, 3 August 2011 (BST)

Well, there is an age-old connection between axes and law enforcement, even still used in our modern times... Not that that would help with the zombie on the emblem, though. -- Spiderzed █ 07:11, 4 August 2011 (BST)

Maybe the pre-Outbreak DHPD were an elite squad of pre-cogs who all raptured when the outbreak happened leaving only their badges behind? That would make about as much sense as anything else in this game. Purple Cat ~ DHPD 08:48, 4 August 2011 (BST)

However, Conndraka was the last one left; only half raptured, his twisted and deranged form clung to the earth still...--Yonnua Koponen^{Talk ! Contribs} 14:20, 5 August 2011 (BST)

I could see if they had some sort of order for badges, and some factory worker, having seen what was happening, decided to take it upon themselves to modify the template for the shield to have a zombie on the cover. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 00:21, 9 August 2011 (BST)

I always figured that when that ragtag group of survivors discovered a stash of police uniforms in an abandoned Dunkin Donuts, that badge was found as a toy in some sort of Happy Meal offering. --CptFastbreak 14:14, 9 August 2011 (BST)

Occupy Malton

Check this and out and take part!

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Occupy_malton_promotion

-- Anasazi 01:27, 10 December 2011 (UTC)

This

A warrant on me for murder? Ah, but let's look at that claim. I was merely carrying out a warrant on Codeist for murder, so your warrant is basically a claim against me carrying out a citizen's arrest. If that's the case, I'd like to claim a few more RG warrants on the DHPD. 'Cause, hey. What do I know? I'm just an honest civilian looking to make a citizen's arrest or two. At least with my citizen's arrest, the streets of Dunell Hills and surrounding areas will be a lot safer from you, the PKer organization made up of the crooked cops of Malton. ;) ---Yuki Onna - 02:47, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

sorry if there is any confusion. the DHPD list cobra as a terrorist organization and as such cobra will be punished while in the dmz. this reason alone is enough for a warrant to be served against you. your murder of one our officers only adds to reasons you will be hunted. if you feel this is a problem you can always disassociate yourself from cobra or just simply leave the dmz. otherwise we will continue to serve the warrants issued against you. feel free to claim all the rg warrants you like as we don't officially recognize their system. hopefully this clears some of this up for you. oh, and enjoy the dirtnap ;) - MohawkDan/--ZombiePalin 17:40, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

This is where I rip apart DHPD credibility (or whatever was left of it, at least). For you see, yes, it is true you have listed Cobra as a terrorist organization, but if you check your link, you will note you are listing the defunct Cobra and not any of the two Cobras that resulted from the civil war, which means there are no warrants marking any of the active Cobras as terrorist organizations. Also, I believe this is recent enough evidence that claims DHPD does in fact support RG. Thank you, and have a nice day, PKers. ---Yuki Onna - 18:03, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

as i said, the "DHPD" doesnt officially recognize the rg. what individual officers choose to do is up to them. as far as multiple cobras and civil wars go, thats gotta suck. im not sure what you guys have going on, but i remember sally summers heading up cobra during the initial hostilities and she is also in the area sporting cobra tags so right or wrong im assuming you are with her. whether its an official cobra or not is for you guys to debate. - MohawkDan/--ZombiePalin 19:15, 29 January 2012 (UTC)

Requesting Alliance

Malton Safe Zone Security is a group sought out to make at least one area or building tightly secure. Many groups already do this but unfortunately they do it with several buildings and areas, which results in their lines thinning and eventually losing control very easily or eventually. MSZS Plan to make safe zones for many Survivors in a single secluded area for newly spawned players or Survivors running into hiding. MSZS also attempts at servicing nearby Hospitals for added defense.

Malton Safe Zone Security wishes to gain an alliance with The DHPD, due to it seeming to have similar ideas and plans.

Malton Safe Zone Security can be contacted directly by their Talk Page, or for a quicker response, on their Chiefs Talk Page.

Malton Safe Zone Security humbly apologizes for the mess, it and it's Chief are undergoing make overs. --Jerrack 16:28, 24 March 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, mates

You better check your evidence again. Jayson Exccks's kill occurred exactly one block outside your jurisdiction, in the NE corner of Caiger Mall, which is in the suburb of Darvall Heights. Thus, your warrant on me is void. 'Cause Darvall is outside your jurisdiction. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 16:57, 23 July 2012 (BST)

Just wait until we do on you what we pulled on SoC. You guys will really go crazy then. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 17:00, 23 July 2012 (BST)

You guys are really bad at this "jurisdiction" thing. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 00:13, 24 July 2012 (BST)

I'm reading your thing again and seems to me I missed the "Terrorist" inclusion. Sadly, your definition is highly flawed. "If a group of players repeatedly murders and assaults DHPD Officers, Recruits and civilians, or is known to be a group whose raison d'être is to PK survivors, their group may be given terrorist status." I'll concede to the first one, but, the second one, sadly, does not apply. Especially since Organization XIII is a group that employs all sides of the game (survivors, PKers, and zombies). Therefore, how can you claim the entire group as "Terrorists" if only parts of the group are? Again, I'll let you guys see what Organization XIII can really do. Soon. We may be neighboring groups, but it doesn't mean we can't have a bit of fun. So get ready to go crazy, DHPD. Because O13 is one of those few groups that are just completely random with what it does, and as such, giving it full "Terrorist" status would be just silly. In fact, SoC runs an individual listing just for O13, and you guys might find running an individual listing for O13 might be a wiser choice to prevent shooting at the pro-survivors O13 employs. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 00:51, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Well, now I can't concede to the first one seeing that a Nobody just FAKed one of your guys and told him to run before a PKing Nobody came along. So we did not "repeatedly" murder you guys since there is a pause in the murdering to FAK and warn you guys. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 01:51, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Sorry Axe, it seems our wiki page isn't checked too frequently any more. You're right about the killing a civilian thing, and we actually only execute warrants for terrorist groups inside our borders. Attacks on officers are warrantable and executable everywhere though. I'll pass that information on to our legal department. As for listing O13 as a terrorist group, you probably missed it because it came very recent, after (I think) several of our guys where killed, but I didn't follow it in quite as much detail. Anyway, I was under the impression that your pro-/anti-survivor stance was dependent on the survivor-zombie ratio? If that's the case, I don't see it changing any time soon. Unless The Dead start another march, we're unlikely to see a big influx of zombie players into the game. Anyway, I'll pass your objections to this to the legal dept. as well, but ultimately, it's their call. --CptFastbreak 04:01, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Aye, that is how O13 would operate, but I'm extremely lax about the way I run this group that I really don't care what the members do, even if it's something conflicting with O13's current goals. As such, much of these days we've focused more on a mix of all three sides rather than constantly jumping sides. Ask SoC yourselves. In a recent operation, we've incorporated both survivor and PKer tactics and playing styles against them at the same time, and it works a lot better than the original idea of side-swapping. So at this point, the "Terrorist" status would fit all but about 3 or 4 of the 9 or 10 active members we do have. Plus we've members who jump sides depending on their inventories, so that's always a bit of a surprise. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 04:13, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Oh, um...Another thing about the population ratio. If you've actually checked the new O13's About section, you'll notice the overall city ratio no longer applies. It hasn't applied to O13 for about 5 months now. It's more highly dependent on the ruin:repaired ratio of Gatcombeton now, but we don't really follow it 'cause we're all too lazy to take a day out each week to survey the suburb. Hence the fact that O13 employs and plays every side at the same time. :") --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 04:26, 24 July 2012 (BST)

Official Reply from the Legal Department of the Dunnell Hills Police Department

Mr. Axe Hack, i assume you are legal counsel to your alt Jayson Exccks. My name is Jits Dhaliwal, i'm legal counsel for the Dunnell Hills Police Department on matters of warrant. Regarding your missive in which you appeal said warrant placed on Mr. Exccks head for the murder of a civilian located in the NE side of Caiger Mall. We respectfully deny your claim on the basis of what is posted on our wiki page Dunnell Hills Military Zone. If you read to the bottom of the page, the very bottom of the page, it states "The DMZ is comprised of six suburbs. Dunell Hills, Peddlesden Village, Owsleybank, Chudleyton and Caiger Mall, Molebank, and West Becktown." We do have jurisdiction in Caiger Mall and as such, we proceeded to Warrant Jason Eccxks. As for merondi, the murder of an officer is warrantable offense and the execution of that warrant for being a member of a terrorist group is executable throughout Malton as stated on the wiki page Most Wanted under terrorism which i proceed to quote: "Terrorism If a group of players repeatedly murders and assaults DHPD Officers, Recruits and civilians, or is known to be a group whose raison d'être is to PK survivors, their group may be given terrorist status. Wearing the group name is then equivalent to having a permanent warrant. Membership of a terrorist group is considered to be an offense throughout Malton and the warrant may be served anywhere."

I hope this answers your questions.

--jits dhaliwal 9:37, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)

I actually retracted those statements after reading through the thing again and noticing the "Terrorists" inclusion, and left a different matter regarding the "Terrorists" status, for you missed the part that I said as of current, only "about 3 or 4 of the active 9 or 10 members" don't fit the "Terrorists" status. As such, how can you claim the entire group to be "Terrorists" when only half the group are? You're actually much better off running an individual listing for O13 as to not accidentally shoot and kill the 3 or 4 members who are actively helping your cause. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 17:35, 24 July 2012 (BST)

You have stated yourself. "If a group of players..." Group. Group. This would openly be interpretted as the entire group and not half the group, which at the moment, only half the group have been repeatedly murdering you, while the other half have been aiding you and the other survivors in Gatcombeton and its neighboring suburbs. Therefore, your inclusion of O13 as a "Terrorist" group, I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's not right, neither. It's a 50/50 split, and you should reconsider and implement a new stance on how you handle such matters with O13, or any other such groups that decides to do a similar playing style like O13 (ie: AZDC). --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 17:44, 24 July 2012 (BST)

A Group as defined in the oxford dictionary is a number of people who work together or share certain beliefs, From your wiki page and forum page, I gather that you are pro surivor, pro zombie or PK'ers group when it is convenient, therefore, as stated in our terrorism description, O13's raison d'être includes PK'ing survivors and as such is classified as a terrorist organization. As additional evidence, O13's PK count as mentioned in your wiki page stands 332 and survivor revives at 2. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out the organization's inclination. --jits dhaliwal 12:51, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)

Because the listed revive counts are lower than the listed PK count does not mean a group is 100% PKers. Pro-survivor tasks also includes rebuilding barricades and handing out FAKs to those who need it, two such tasks that O13 does not keep track of. Also, the counts are all "documented" counts. There are quite a number of undocumented feats as yes, we admit, we do have members who are not active on the forums. Thereful, how can you say the documented count is 100% accurate to determine a group's goals if there are also a number of undocumented events to take account of? For all you know, we may actually have more revives than PKs. But how does one determine that if they are undocumented? You can't. Because those few forum inactive members aren't active enough in the metagame to care about documenting such trivial tasks. Not to mention, unless there is a zombie group in the area able to cause maximum damage, the revive lines are relatively empty almost 99% of the time, therefore, you still can't judge a group's survivor activities by just the revive count. You need to check for barricading and FAKing activities as well, which again, are two such tasks that Organization XIII does not document. Also, your reasoning for terrorism is flawed again. DHPD's written policy on the page is, "if a group whose raison d'etre is to PK survivors," not, "if a group whose raison d'etre includes PKing survivors," therefore, this second reasoning for an inclusion as a terrorist group does not apply to O13, as yes, our raison d'etre includes it, but it is not it. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 20:03, 24 July 2012 (BST)

So to understand you correctly, for you to be labelled a terrorist organization, you must exclusively PK Survivors? Seriously??? That reasoning is very flawed, no where does it say that it has to be mutually exclusive or complementary. The fact that your organization actively PK's survivors at random is enough to label you a terrorist organization. We have no problems with your organization being a Pro-Survivor/Pk'er/Pro-zombie, etc.. group, but your activities within the Dunnell Militarized Zone will be accounted for by the DHPD.--jits dhaliwal 14:42, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)

No need to get an attitude, dude. I'm merely stating you should watch your fire for any members that are actively helping you, rather than assume the entire group as a whole is full of PKers. I even suggested adopting SoC's method of an individual listing against O13, which would work a lot better than shooting every O13 member you see on sight. 'Cause since we do employ pro-survivor players, and since some of the locals know some of our players are pro-survivors, killing these pro-survivor members of O13 might get you guys marked as PKers by the locals. Sure, we can all agree you can call the shots in your jurisdiction, but outside of it, especially in Gatcombeton, we'll be calling the shots, mate. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 21:58, 24 July 2012 (BST)

No attitude here, just the facts. If i'm in Gatcombeton, i'll be sure to say hello. ;p --jits dhaliwal 18:02, 24 July 2012 (GMT -5)

Do note that Lamport Walk is maintained as a ceasefire zone. There's also a no-genny policy. It's to maintain the place as a safe place for any weary survivors to crash. The no genny policy is to make the place seem empty, really. Don't break those rules. You'll get just one warning. Disregard the warning, and it's the blacklist for you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{^{^{^{^{#nerftemplatedsigs}}}}} 01:03, 25 July 2012 (BST)

A Rose at your door step

As customary better late than never. --Killer Scarecrow 05:17, 2 May 2013 (BST)

Ninth Circle - possible terrorists

Although they're operating on the edge of your DMZ, in the area around Caiger Mall, the Brotherhood of the Ninth Circle is a self-proclaimed genocidal group in led by a group of PKers and GKers. If you haven't run across them yet, you will.

They're mainly active in the four suburbs around Caiger and are responsible for taking the Mall a week or so ago. In addition to PKing, GKing and spying, they also set bounties on particular survivors and particularly don't like combat revivers.

I don't know if that's enough for you to class them as "terrorists" or not, but you will come into conflict with them. --BenM 09:19, 5 May 2013 (BST)

Hello BenM, thank you for the heads up on the Brotherhood of the Ninth Circle. For the Dunell Hills Police Department to label a group as terrorists, we need to have screenshots of them PK'ing survivors. You may apply to be our ally at www.dhpd.tk and bring the screenshots so that we may add them to our terrorist list. --jits dhaliwal ^DHPD 09:28, Cinco de Mayo 2013 (GMT -5)